Chapter 288 第288章 Lin Xue came 林雪来了 Also is a Sunday...... good, actually to our serving the rich and powerful by literary hack work people, what day does not have the significance...... 又是一个星期天……好吧,其实对我们这帮闲人而言,星期几已经没有意义了…… When be occupied with nothing stayed the so many day in home later, I suddenly discovered, our families simply already bored to the degree of soon being scared. 当无所事事地在家中呆了这么多天之后,我突然发现,我们这一大家子简直已经无聊到了快要发毛的程度。 The past Loli three people of groups, add on Lilina and Viska later Loli five people of groups today are naturally needless saying that they usually can not take to the streets to practice the terrorism are the performance that my ancestors did good deeds, Shandora cross at home on finished eating eat, finished eating eat again, finished eating the young pig life that slept again, the elder sister does not need the work, Qianqian to play truant at present for a long time, has far exceeded Human Race civilization more than ten levels with the knowledge that Technician Xiling shared in any case, necessity that also has not really attended class,...... was like Qianqian as for me, after all we lifelong goal on was to mix to eat. Refuses stubbornly Yes? 昔日的萝莉三人组,今日加上莉莉娜和维斯卡之后的萝莉五人组自然不用说,她们平常能不上街搞恐怖主义就已经是我上辈子积德的表现,珊多拉更是在家里过上了吃完吃,吃完再吃,再吃完睡觉的小猪生活,姐姐也早已经不用出去工作,浅浅目前是长期翘课,反正跟希灵技师们共享来的知识都已经远远超出了人类文明十几个层次,也实在没有上课的必要,至于我嘛……跟浅浅一样,毕竟咱本来的人生目标就是混吃等死不是？ Another two families' resident population, Alaya, Anveena, you thought that their two who suits to look for the matter to do? 另外两个家里的常驻人口,一个阿赖耶,一个安薇娜,你觉得她们两个谁适合出去找事情做呢？ Therefore, we live the happy life that on waited to be scared truly...... 于是,我们就这么过上了真正坐等发毛的幸福生活…… „I thought that we cannot get down.” “我觉得咱们不能这么下去。” Dinner time, always temperate Onee-sama showed the serious and earnest expression suddenly, said with the serious tone. 晚饭的时候,一贯温和的姐姐大人突然露出了严肃认真的表情,用一本正经的语气说道。 Then sits in side Elder Sister waiting for feeds the food Little Bubbles to lift up high both hands reluctant to part to express the support immediately. 然后坐在旁边等着姐姐喂饭的小泡泡立刻高举双手依依呀呀地表示赞同。 The young fools who...... some words will not say had own opinion we to be confused unexpectedly...... ……某个话都不会说的小笨蛋都有自己的见解了我们竟然还是一头雾水…… „I said, we at least do look for a matter to do?” Onee-sama observes the situation all around, what discovery is a confused look, immediately feels a little discouraged, „we were about to putrefy......” “我说,咱们至少找点事干是吧？”姐姐大人环视四周,发现的是一圈迷茫的眼神,立刻感到有点泄气,“咱们都快发霉了……” „......” “哦……” Everyone understood clearly together. 大家就一起了然了。 It seems like cannot bear this rice flour insect same happy life from Onee-sama of small industrious custom finally, planned that looked for the point to relieve the bored matter to do. 看来是从小勤劳习惯的姐姐大人终于受不了这种米面虫一样的美好生活,打算找点解除无聊的事情干了。 „Does?” To Elder Sister's suggested that we are also deep to be so, after all had the matter to save World to be all right to mix to eat to wait for death such life to nearly the egg sore situation extreme, although experienced World to save to fight the later such leisurely and carefree life was very satisfied...... cough cough, good, I acknowledged that I was negative a moment ago. “可是干什么呢？”对姐姐的建议我们也深以为然,毕竟有事拯救世界没事混吃等死这样的生活已经极端到了近乎蛋疼的地步,虽然经历了世界拯救战之后这样悠闲的生活是挺惬意的……咳咳,好吧,我承认自己刚才消极了。 Shandora front the last vegetable soup will suck in air through the teeth cleanly, then breaks off several to throw into the mouth the soup spoon in hand familiar and easy, like eating the marble-shaped chocolate forms into a hard crust to chew to swallow, said: „Is because bored, therefore wants to look for a matter to do? The idea of Human Race is really such strange...... the insignificant self- consumption really to waste......” 珊多拉将面前最后一口菜汤吸溜干净,然后轻车熟路地将手里的汤匙掰成几块扔进嘴里,像吃巧克力豆一样嘎巴嘎巴嚼碎咽下,说道:“是因为无聊所以想找点事情做吗？人类的想法真奇怪……这样无意义的自我消耗真浪费呢……” ...... I already after Shandora this type of finishing eating food ate the custom of tableware to surrender while convenient thoroughly...... in any case here also few normal people...... ……我已经对珊多拉这种吃完饭之后顺便吃掉餐具的习惯彻底投降了……反正我们这里也没几个正常人是不是…… „According to this logic, pouring truly is because bored......” elder sister hand holds the fragrant cheek, a ponder, „we are not short of money......” “这样说来,倒确实是因为无聊哦……”姐姐手托香腮,偏头思考,“咱们不缺钱呢……” It is not short of money, this is we at present the foundation of meter/rice insect life...... 不缺钱,这就是我们目前米虫生活的基础…… Although there is Carrow such to make Idiot that the person root itches exist, but most Empire Military Officer successfully after familiar of some time integrated Human Race World, in situation that in I have not known the circumstances of the matter completely, these fellows have started to form them the basic force in Human Race World, the information, the fund, the personal connection, 300 as if deliberate same established one to take root in the base the complete system in this World that made one be flabbergasted early sufficiently, and stably developing, I even suspected before them, more than once used similar method to invade don't what Alien civilization...... 尽管有西卡罗那样让人牙根发痒的白痴存在,但大部分帝国军官还是在一定时间的熟悉之后成功地融入了人类的世界,在我还完全不知情的情况下,这些家伙就已经开始组建起了他们在人类世界中的基础力量,情报,资金,人脉,300们仿佛早有预谋一样建立起了一个令人咋舌的足以在这个世界扎下根基并且稳定发展的完整体系,我甚至怀疑他们以前不止一次用类似的方法入侵过别的什么外星文明…… It is no doubt that such arrangement definitely stemmed from the Pandora's writing skill, although was only frequently the warm-blooded above young fool, but Pandora helped conquer the World thing to these more careful than anyone, she decided a general orientation, then Sivis was responsible for arranging specifically, how many these two golden partners did to overthrow the World political power the matter perhaps not to count them clearly, I should say that these Commander don't have to control the Human Race society now secretly is really Human Race enormous is lucky? 不用说,这样的安排肯定出自潘多拉的手笔,尽管只是个经常热血上头的小笨蛋,不过潘多拉对这些有助于征服世界的东西可是比谁都上心,她定个大方向,然后西维斯负责具体安排,这两个黄金搭档到底干过多少颠覆世界政权的事情恐怕连她们自己都数不清楚,我应该说那些指挥官现在还没有在幕后控制住人类社会真是人类的巨大幸运吗？ Although the time was still short, these Empire Military Officer without using non-conventional strength is not possible a series black and white to show disdain for the market in several months and so on dog blood plot, but supports several meter/rice insect that has more than enough to spare...... 尽管时间尚短,这些帝国军官在不动用非常规力量的情况下不可能在几个月之内来个一统黑白傲视商海之类的狗血剧情,不过养活几个米虫那是绰绰有余…… How extremely evil squeezing staff labor force received exchange not to need to worry about food or clothing the capitalism life, yes? 多么万恶的压榨员工劳动力来换取衣食无忧的资本主义生活啊,是吧？ But if the happy life does not need with go to different World to put out a fire like this that more perfect regularly...... 但假如这样的美好生活不需要用隔三差五地去异世界救火那就更完美了…… „Said, we aren't a very fierce organization?” “说起来,咱们不是个很厉害的组织吗？” While we, because bored plentiful life when with a worried look an extremely evil capitalist countenance, Lilina inserted one suddenly. 正当我们一个个因为无聊的丰足生活而愁眉不展一副万恶的资本家嘴脸时,莉莉娜突然插了一句。 Then our universality of contradictions. 然后我们就茅塞顿开了。 „After seemingly yes......” Qianqian observes the situation one, muttered said. “貌似是诶……”浅浅环视一圈之后喃喃说道。 One by Alien, earthling, dead spirit lifeform, Angel, even is the super organization that gods compose, the subordinate has the high science and technology army corps that the entire two regiments establish, the influence network extends to World beside, regardless the no organization of leadership undisciplined beside, we as if are not an idle personnel...... 一个由外星人,地球人,亡灵生物,天使,甚至是一个神明组成的超级组织,下属有整整两个军团编制的高科技兵团,势力网延伸到世界之外,撇开领导层的无组织无纪律之外,我们似乎并不是闲散人员呢…… „But bored Oh!” “但还是无聊啊！” Qianqian let go finally, said the core issue of matter. 浅浅最后一摊手,说出了事情的核心问题。 Shandora finished eating oneself front tableware, then ill-humoredly white my eyes, said: „Slightly can the matter that if you usually can pay attention to the subordinate be so boring? These military officers at all levels usually are busy.” 珊多拉吃完了自己面前的餐具,然后没好气地白了我一眼,说道:“假如你们平常能稍微关注一下下属的事情能这么无聊吗？那些各级军官们平常可是忙碌的很呢。” Hey Hey hey, a moment ago what you said is „you”? Why do you stare at me to look at the Ah? waving the arms about storekeeper should not only to be I alone? Elder sister and Qianqian they usually also same? 喂喂喂,你刚才说的是“你们”是吧？那你为什么就盯着我一个人看啊？甩手掌柜应该不仅是我一个人吧？姐姐和浅浅她们平常也一样是吧？ The issue that however Shandora points out also truly makes me blush with shame, how saying that we also calculate the Human Race World topest gang now, but such be occupied with nothing drifts along every day, truly...... 不过珊多拉指出的问题也确实让我汗颜,怎么说我们现在也算人类世界最顶尖的团伙了是吧,但每天就这么无所事事地混日子,确实…… „You are arrive bored, but we quick fall now insanely!” “你们是无聊到死,可我们现在都快疯掉了！” When our serving the rich and powerful by literary hack work person is knocking the melon seed sigh life on the difference, the spiritual connection domineering insertion public channel that several days has not presented that then my tiger body shakes suddenly, loudly shouts: „Copies the fellow!” 就当我们一帮闲人就差磕着瓜子感叹人生的时候,一个好几天没出现的精神连接突然强势插入公共频道,然后我虎躯一震,大喝一声:“抄家伙！” „Your bastard thinks that this young lady cannot see!” The Lin Xue agile and fierce sound resounds through my mind again, „hurries to give this young lady to open the door! Now pitch-dark you felt relieved that girl stands outside Oh!” “你个混蛋以为本小姐看不到是吧！”林雪剽悍的声音再次响彻我的脑海,“赶紧来给本小姐开门！现在黑漆漆的你们放心女孩子站在外面啊！” ...... Felt relieved, felt relieved, I for the rogue worry not for your „a peaceful fist inch fist chants spring gossip primal chaos octupole octopole Judo nothing which is not essence” the fellow worry. ……放心,太放心了,我就是替流氓担心都不会替你这个“泰拳寸拳咏春八卦太极八极柔道无所不精”的家伙担心的。 Good, did the appearance of some trouble maker at least save my negative heart not? 好吧,某个麻烦制造者的出现至少挽救了我那颗消极的心是不？ Confirmed after Ding Ling that only then Lin Xue and has known the circumstances of the matter, Anveena moved fast hurries to open the door, then we sit in the living room for several seconds. 确认过来的只有林雪和已经知情的丁玲之后,安薇娜飘飘忽忽地赶去开门,然后我们在客厅里坐着数秒。 „Three, two, one......” “三,二,一……” „-” A scream of Ding Ling resounds on time. “啊-”丁玲的一声尖叫准时响起。 Qianqian is used to measure a decibel small instrument of the hand to throw on the table conveniently, then happily racket my shoulder: „I won! Today you brush the bowl!” 浅浅把手里用来测分贝的小仪器顺手扔在桌子上,然后高兴地拍拍我的肩膀:“我赢了！今天你刷碗！” Then I pat the Shandora's shoulder: „Today you brush the bowl!” 然后我拍拍珊多拉的肩膀:“今天你刷碗！” „Why?” Golden hair the grievance of young girl face. “为什么？”金发的少女一脸的委屈。 „Actually...... you did not have a look in your position to pile many trays!” “……你也不看看自己的位置上究竟堆了多少盘子！” „...... Did that I eat them do not need to brush?” “……那我把它们都吃掉是不是就不用刷了？” Also the super glutton that only then your can digest anything can find out, moreover applies such solution! 也就只有你这个可以消化任何东西的超级馋鬼才能想出而且应用这么个解决办法吧！ When our these absolutely senseless fellows fall into again the new round of egg hurts, the Lin Xue's sound finally in the living room entrance resounds: „I said that...... you have a limit to be good to me bored!” 就当我们这些穷极无聊的家伙再次陷入新一轮蛋疼的时候,林雪的声音终于在客厅门口响起:“我说……你们无聊也给我有个限度好吧！” I go following the prestige, happen to saw that Lin Xue drags also to be at the absent-minded condition Ding Ling to walk into the living room, what follows in behind is thinks that makes the mistake Ghost maid who the matter showed the disturbed expression. 我循声望去,正好看到林雪拖着还处于恍惚状态的丁玲步入客厅,在后面跟着的是以为做错了事情而露出忐忑表情的幽灵女仆。 Ding Ling fears the ghost, this was we already the matter that knew, but a moment ago I in made a bet after Qianqian the scream of Ding Ling passed to the living room can have the big sound to come...... thus it can be seen, if did not conduct to save, our serving the rich and powerful by literary hack work people really must be collectively mildewy...... 丁玲怕鬼,这是我们早就知道的事情,而刚才我就是在和浅浅打赌丁玲的尖叫传到客厅之后能有多大的动静来着……由此可见,假如再不进行拯救的话,我们这帮闲人就真的都要集体发霉了…… Probably is the same in own, Lin Xue on a sofa by us sits honestly immodestly, the tray that just carried from side Anveena grasped one bottle of orange juice conveniently, thump thump fills fiercely, but Ding Ling was thrown by her in side conveniently. 就好像在自己家一样,林雪老实不客气地在我们旁边的一张沙发上坐下来,顺手从旁边安薇娜刚刚端来的托盘上抓了一瓶橙汁,咕咚咕咚一通猛灌,而丁玲则被她随手扔在旁边。 „......” Was not finally restored by Ding Ling of Lin Xue tender mercies soberly, she swung the head, then lifts the head. “唔……”被林雪粗暴对待的丁玲终于恢复了清醒,她摇了摇脑袋,然后抬起头来。 Anveena carries the tray to flutter immediately, on the face has the delightful smiles of sugar content five plus signs. 安薇娜立刻端着托盘飘了过去,脸上带着含糖量五个加号的甜美微笑。 Ding Ling: „...... Oh!” 丁玲:“……啊！” Lin Xue without hesitation the jar in hand toward a Ding Ling mouth stopper, decisively ultrasonic wave attack that the opposite party will soon send out stopping up. 林雪毫不犹豫地将手中的瓶子往丁玲嘴里一塞,果断地将对方即将发出的超声波攻击给堵了回去。 „Ok, were you left disgraced good......” “好了,你就别丢人了好不好……” Still shaken of Ding Ling face: „You are not do not know my weakness......” 丁玲一脸的惊魂未定:“你又不是不知道我的弱点……” „Master......” Anveena fluttered slowly, asked suffering in a low voice, „I made the mistake......” “主人……”安薇娜慢悠悠地飘了过来,委屈地低声问道,“我是不是做错了……” „Good,” didn't expect even has met, Ding Ling appears to Anveena's responds enormous, I feel somewhat awkwardly, „discussed the proper business, discussed the proper business......” “好了好了,”没想到即使见过一面,丁玲对安薇娜的出现还是如此反应巨大,我不由感觉有些尴尬,“谈正事,谈正事……” „You also know that the proper business......” Lin Xue is mumbling discontentedly, then showed the serious look, „believes that Little Feng had told you part of situations, but has other accident now strictly......, is two independent things related suddenly, making all thornier, therefore I look for your big wood/blockhead help personally......” “你也知道正事……”林雪不满地嘟嘟囔囔着,然后露出了严肃的神色,“相信小风已经告诉了你一部分情况,但现在又发生了另外的变故……严格来讲,是两件原本独立的事情突然联系起来,让一切更加棘手,所以我才亲自找你这个大木头帮忙的……”