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#275: Small Della's major role

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Chapter 275 第275章 Small Della's major role 小叮当的大作用 Came back. 就这么回来了。 Feeling like a dream is the same. 感觉好像一场梦一样。 Except for these, because experiences innumerable World to expedite, but beside mindless Xiling Apostle, any normal point Human Race after experiencing me experienced all, perhaps will have such idea? 除了那些因为经历过无数次世界远征而没心没肺的希灵使徒之外,任何一个正常一点的人类在经历了我所经历的一切之后,恐怕都会产生这样的想法吧？ Although normal Human Race in our gang really miserable, but at least several-, if the time feudal lord cursed Queen to regard Prophet wait wait/etc. etc. to be separated from elder sister younger sisters of conventional scientific theory still to be categorized as normal Human Race...... 嘛,虽然我们这个团伙里的正常人类实在少得可怜了点,但至少还是有几个的-假如时光领主诅咒女王全视先知等等等等已经脱离了常规科学理论的姐姐妹妹们仍然能被归类为正常人类的话…… The day before is still saving World to launch hundred clan wars, today lies down in own balcony the card scratches the card to scratch chews the potato chips to look on opposite street crowded, launched to such god, family's big or small beautiful women said that the pear was very big. 前一天还在拯救世界发动百族大战,今天就躺在自家的阳台上卡擦卡擦地嚼着薯片看对面街上人来人往,对这样的神展开,家里的大小美女们纷纷表示鸭梨很大。 However I like such life actually very much, how can I say, should sigh like this: The life of my ordinary person, you came back finally...... 不过我倒是很喜欢这样的生活,怎么说呢,应该这样感叹吧:啊,我久违的平凡人的生活,你终于回来了…… Then some little beansprout goddess throws the corner the wing to delimit from me at present, belt/bring a green light. 然后某小豆丁女神扑棱着翅膀从我眼前划过,带起一阵绿光。 Some dull cat Angel crash-bang falls down from me behind, raises a piece of feather. 某呆猫天使哗啦一声从我身后扑倒,扬起一片羽毛。 Some fool Ghost flutters swayingly from ceiling, starts to recite today the alternative cookbook of dinner for me. 某笨蛋幽灵从天花板上晃晃悠悠飘下,开始为我朗诵今天晚饭的备选菜谱。 „Ka scratches” one, named „ordinary person lives” prospect like a glass cuns (2.5 cm) disruption...... “咔擦”一声,名为“平凡人生活”的图景如同玻璃般寸寸碎裂…… Ghost, Angel, what seasoning goddess...... you also dare to add other toward my life in again!? 幽灵,天使,女神……你还敢往我的生活里再加点啥别的调料吗！？ „God...... Chen Jun...... you looked that I like this do seem like am very strange?” “神……陈俊……你看我这样看上去是不是很奇怪？” A somewhat timid sound resounds behind me, my expression instantaneous wooden, then saw that small blood Pixie/Elf of wear ordinary one-piece dress is having the vision of hope to look. 一个有些怯生生的声音在我背后响起,我表情瞬间一片木然,然后回头看到穿着一身普通连衣裙的小血精灵正带着希冀的目光望来。 You also really dare...... 靠,你还真敢…… Looks on the Lilina face almost the second to kill any does not know the circumstances of the matter the otaku moe moe expression, experienced I did not have, because I clearly, such expression is completely a camouflage, naturally, was actually not Lilina desirably for it: All alone was thrown different is so long, she has camouflaged to be easiest to seek sympathy the action of appearance oneself this time to regard a custom, except just returned to Earth that night and beforehand several miserable true feelings reveals beside, Lilina revealed that the real personality the situation was really are few extreme. 看着莉莉娜脸上几乎可以秒杀任何不知情宅男的萌萌表情,早已身经百战的我却毫无所动,因为我清楚地很,这样的表情完全是一种伪装,当然,却并非是莉莉娜刻意为之:孤身一人被扔到异界那么久,她早已经将这种时刻把自己伪装成最容易博取同情的模样的举动当成了一种习惯,除去刚刚回到地球的那天晚上和之前几次少得可怜的真情流露之外,莉莉娜表露出自己真实性格的场合真是少到了极点。 It spoke the truth, what attitude sometimes I was also very puzzled should with treat this not to know that said was lucky or unfortunate crossing over, because the opposite party is completely a Lolita semblance, moreover was always conformed to such status by own manner, this causes me in many situations cannot help when spoke with the opposite party took treats the tone of child, but I clearly know, front this „Little Girl” in body hid in fact was one mature discrete . Moreover the professional research psychology even was bigger on young earthling souls than me, like this by me each time opposite party. The time association/will that regards as the child is particularly puzzled, became one to be willing in the the other's trap to jump probably the to stumble fool general . Moreover, about this source everyone who described the way should be very easy to guess...... 其实说起来,有时候我也很纠结应该用一种什么样的态度来对待这个不知道说是幸运还是不幸的穿越者,因为对方完全是一副小萝莉的外表,而且总是让自己的举止符合这样的身份,这导致我在很多情况下会不由自主地在和对方说话的时候带上对待小孩子的口吻,但我又清楚地知道,面前这个“小女孩”的身体里隐藏的事实上是一个成熟谨慎而且专业研究心理学甚至比我还大上好几岁的地球人灵魂,这样让我每次将对方看成小孩子的时候总会分外纠结,就好像自己成了一个心甘情愿在对方的陷阱里蹦跶的笨蛋一般,另外,关于这个形容方式的出处大家应该很容易猜出来…… „Lilina, is a little again patient,” I choke to death through „the Big Brother smile that” the instinct braves decisively in a flash in the neuron, then said calm, „your appearance will go out definitely to be put Research Institute.” “莉莉娜,再有点耐心,”我果断地将自己一瞬间通过本能冒出来的“大哥哥微笑”掐死在神经元里,然后淡定地说道,“你这副样子出去肯定会被抓进研究所的。” Long ear, green eyes, obvious already attractively to the legend rank must kill the appearance, such appearance is not absolutely suitable to take to the streets to shake. 长耳朵,绿眼睛,还有明显已经漂亮到传说级别的必杀容貌,这样的外貌是绝对不适合上街晃悠的。 „Moreover, had returned to this World in any case successfully, not eagerly this for a while?” “而且,反正已经成功回到了这个世界,也不急于这一时吧？” In Lilina eyes flashed, then nods gently. 莉莉娜的眼睛中闪动了一下,然后轻轻地点了点头。 For all this tranquil, I record clearly, this fellow couple days ago in the evening came out after the shadow K City Space-Time administrative center, the lunatic generally runs up to unmanned street to yell, the appearance that was pulled back forcefully, has tears streaming down the face after by us laughs foolishly. 尽管如此平静,我还是清楚地记着呢,这家伙前几天晚上从影子k市的时空管理中心出来之后,疯子一般地跑到无人的街道上大声喊叫,被我们强行拉回来之后泪流满面地傻笑的样子。 Passing through is very happy? Talked nonsense, at least was also the part talks nonsense...... 穿越很美好？都是扯淡,最起码也是部分扯淡…… „Della,” looks on the Lilina face the low-spirited expression, although knows oneself by some false Loli confusing successfully, I am in the little darling the move, waved to call about to flutter in the midair in not far away up and down the little thing that conducted the calisthenics to radio music, „research was done how?” “叮当,”看着莉莉娜脸上黯然的表情,虽然知道自己又被某个伪萝莉给迷惑成功,我还是乖乖中招,挥挥手叫来了正在不远处的半空中上下左右翻飞着进行广播体操的小东西,“研究进行的怎么样了？” „Is about to complete!” Little thing „shouting” throws to my chest, then grabs the sweat that my collar wiped not to have, having the proud expression saying that who was similar to suspect her to be the same, brandishes the small fist loud affirmation saying: „Della may be fierce!” “已经快完成了！”小东西“呼”的一声扑到我的胸口,然后抓着我的领子擦了擦本来就不存在的汗水,带着自豪的表情如此说道,然后又仿佛谁在怀疑她一样,挥舞着小拳头大声肯定道:“叮当可厉害了！” ...... This beansprout, returning to own World you to be rampant!? Also does not think that was who in the Azeroth entire lethargic sleep over half a month!? ……这个豆丁,回到了自己的世界你就嚣张起来了是吧！？也不想想是谁在艾泽拉斯整整昏睡了大半个月是吧！？ Naturally, the above is only in my brain tsukkomi/ridicule, although the tiny tot always displays is quite unreliable, but this Lilina matter also really must look that Della's skill- makes new body. 当然,以上只是我的脑内吐槽,虽然小不点一直以来都表现的相当不可靠,但这一次莉莉娜的事情还真的要看叮当的本事-制造一个新身体。 Making new body is not the difficult matter, has more than enough for one hour to make firm durable puppet body with the words that Xiling science and technology does, or seems Anveena to be the same, takes the core with the Angel feather, construction energy body- naturally, Lilina will not perhaps like turning into a Ghost same lifeform, but these are not the key points, more importantly, the Lilina situation was too special, Xiling science and technology could not have solved this problem...... 制造一个新身体本身不是什么难事,用希灵科技来搞的话用不了一个小时就能造一个坚固耐用的傀儡身体,或者就好像安薇娜一样,用天使的羽毛作为核心,构建能量躯壳-当然,恐怕莉莉娜不会喜欢变成一个幽灵一样的生物,不过这些都不是重点,重要的是,莉莉娜的情况太特殊了,希灵科技已经解决不了这个问题…… Crossing over, soul fusion, World repelling effect, big pile of troubles. 穿越者,灵魂融合,世界排斥效应,一大堆的麻烦。 First, the Lilina soul had had the variation, the earthling soul and blood Pixie/Elf soul mixes together, light/only this makes Technician Xiling who at first try nearly collapse, the complexity of soul is one can let the proposition that most Technician Xiling shrink back at the sight, two souls mix together the variation that together has are not only simple one plus one, let alone, these two soul also coming from completely different two race, will be completely different two World...... prepares body for such an infinite unknown soul...... I completely conceivably initially just this duty. When gives Sivis, when that always calm intellectuality governing elder sister for the first time reveals „you killed me simply” such an expression the collapse in heart. 首先,莉莉娜的灵魂已经发生了变异,地球人的灵魂和血精灵的灵魂糅合在一起,光这一条就让最初进行尝试的希灵技师们近乎崩溃,灵魂的复杂程度本来就是一个能让大多数希灵技师望而却步的命题,两个灵魂杂糅在一起所产生的变异更不仅仅是简单的一加一,更何况,这两个灵魂还来自完全不同的两个种族,甚至是完全不同的两个世界……为这样一个无限未知的灵魂准备一个身体……我完全可以想象当初刚将这个任务交给西维斯时,那位一向冷静知性的御姐破天荒露出一副“你干脆杀了我吧”这样一副表情时心中的崩溃。 But such difficulty also merely is a opening, the issue that even to the Xiling Empire's scientific worker, can solve with the technological means should not be called the difficulty, makes Technician Xiling totally give up this work truly, new term that another I hear something never heard of before: World repelling effect. 而这样的困难还仅仅是个开头,甚至对希灵帝国的科学工作者而言,能够用技术手段来解决的问题都不应该被称为困难,真正让希灵技师们彻底放弃这个工作的,还是另外一个我闻所未闻的新名词:世界排斥效应。 If not a Della explanation, I could not really have thought that World, unexpectedly is such a egg sore system. 假如不是叮当一番解释,我还真想不到,世界,竟然是这么蛋疼的一个体系。 in this world all things all in samsara- this is not a simple empty talk, is similar to the wording meaning saying that entire World each thing, situated in named „samsara” in great system, but Della calls it „flood has basic recognition system”, this sounds the dull goal profound glossary to explain that with the popular method is: On World each thing, even as small as an atom, a quark, has it „existence” in this World uniqueness, must have own ID Card to be the same like everyone, regardless of this each body composes what type of thing in what way, it must „ID Card” take the premise by this, you are born, then you obtained in this World basic information, you died, then you will conduct to sell household of processing by the principle of World, the thing that then you survive what will conduct by World codes or don't thing.- Naturally, theoretically, only if turns into the resentful spirit, otherwise had anything to have no relations with you at that time...... 世间万物皆在轮回-这绝不是一句简简单单的空话,就如同字面意思上所讲,整个世界的每一种东西,都处于一个名为“轮回”的宏大体系之中,而叮当则将其称为“泛存在基本识别体系”,这个听上去就让人呆目的高深词汇用通俗的方法来解释就是:世界上每一种东西,甚至小到一个原子,一个夸克,都拥有它在这个世界的唯一性“存在”,就如同每个人都要有自己的身份证一样,而不论这每一个个体以何种方式组成何种东西,它都必须以这个“身份证”作为前提,你诞生,那么你就获得了在这个世界的基本资料,你死亡,那么你就会被世界的法则进行销户处理,然后你残存下来的东西就会被世界进行重新编码或者什么别的东西-当然了,理论上来讲,除非变成怨灵,否则那时候发生什么都已经和你这个人没有任何关系…… Generally, existence of crossing over was permitted, if you are crossing over, although that you do not have different World „ID Card”, but you also carried originally the completeness of World „Personal Profile”, probably legitimate Chinese citizen accidentally by some disturbing ufo throwing the street in Washington, you were repatriated at most, but actually absolutely not because will not have the green card to be shot dead. 一般情况下,穿越者的存在是被允许的,假如你是穿越者,那么虽然你没有异世界的“身份证”,但你本身还携带了原本世界的完整“个人档案”,就好像一个合法的中国公民不小心被某个捣乱的ufo给扔到了华盛顿的街头,你顶多被遣返回去,但却绝对不会因为没有绿卡就被枪毙。 But the soul puts on is the only exception. 可是魂穿是唯一的例外。 Flash that because the soul mixes together, you were destroyed on at the same time in two World status materials, in other words , you in two World, died. 因为灵魂杂糅的一瞬间,你在两个世界的身份资料就同时被摧毁了,换言之,你在两个世界,都死掉了。 Because the soul put on later crossing over not really dead, such bug caused soul putting on is not wiped to disappear by different World, but bug will seal off forever, so long as they dare to come back, did not have in the unexpected situation, will be refused to enter a country by oneself original World absolutely. 但因为魂穿之后的穿越者并非真的死亡,这样的bug导致魂穿者从来没有被异世界抹消过,但bug永远会被封堵,只要他们敢回来,没有意外的情况下,绝对会被自己原来的世界拒绝入境。 At this point the issue is very obvious, Lilina had died in this World, all her materials several years ago then already by World principle deletion, but what now she takes is one in Azeroth and Earth already „ID Card that” becomes invalid, only if World barriers between two World have bug again time, making Lilina through passing through the way comes back, any body that otherwise we make by the World principle is destroyed in the flash that her soul will enter, but she will also vanish into thin air, will become in the unlucky illegal resident who in the World census died...... 说到这里问题就很明显,莉莉娜已经在这个世界死亡,她的一切资料早在几年前便已经被世界法则删除,而现在她拿着的是一张在艾泽拉斯和地球都已经作废的“身份证”,除非两个世界之间的世界屏障再出一次bug,让莉莉娜通过穿越的方式回来,否则我们制造的任何身体都会在她的灵魂进入的一瞬间被世界法则摧毁,而她本人也将烟消云散,成为在世界人口调查中不幸牺牲的倒霉黑户…… Xiling Apostle is fierce, but we do not know how to give a black person to manage registered permanent address not Yes? in World principle big shot hand/subordinate 希灵使徒是厉害,但我们谁也不知道怎么在世界法则这个大佬手下给一个黑人办户口是不是？ Naturally, if Lilina wants, she can also choose to become Anveena such Ghost, the lifeform in Ghost this fantasy system will be the only one type not by the thing that the World principle registration will be on record, to be honest, besides being content with one's lot Anveena, who is willing person well not to work as to work as the ghost...... 当然了,假如莉莉娜愿意的话,她也可以选择成为安薇娜那样的幽灵,幽灵这种幻想体系中的生物是唯一一种不会被世界法则登记在案的东西,不过说实话,除了自得其乐的安薇娜之外,谁愿意好好的人不当去当鬼啊…… Therefore, we can only hand over on Della all...... 于是,我们只能将一切交到叮当身上…… Shrimp, little thing, domestic pet, fool goddess, muddled beansprout...... 三寸丁,小东西,家养宠物,笨蛋女神,糊涂豆丁…… Good, the above filled to sprout/moe actually incomparable tears goal name unable to conceal a fact variously, Della...... she has a nickname to be called God...... 好吧,以上各种各样充满萌点却又让人无比泪目的称呼都掩盖不了一个事实,叮当……她有一个外号叫上帝…… „That is the Della's occupation! Only then your idiot could not realize that Della's said greatly!” “那可是叮当的职业哦！只有你这个大笨蛋才意识不到叮当的伟大的说！” After this was accepts willingly is on the Lilina again registered permanent address and developed the work of new body, after seeing stunned expression that I showed Della's original words. 这是自告奋勇地接受了为莉莉娜重新上户口和研制新身体的工作之后,看到我露出的错愕表情之后叮当的原话。 However we know, in fact everyone has not realized to have been to Della to have what greatness......, if once and Dragon God competition broke off the wrist/skill also to be called in the courage great...... 不过我们都知道,事实上每一个人都没有意识到过叮当有什么伟大之处……假如曾经和龙神比赛掰手腕也可以称为勇气上的伟大的话……
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