Chapter 166
第166章Off-lineversion
脱线版Jainais very curious, at presentthisto drop out from the skyactually„god”wantsto do, gives the devil his due, the way that the opposite partyentered the stagea moment agotrulyisveryeye-catching, after presence of mediocreeye-catching , is actually such a bewilderedpeace, thisis really beyond comprehension, moreoverwhydoes not know, Jainathought that the scenehaswhizwhiz the cold windto blow......吉安娜很好奇,眼前这位从天而降的“神”究竟想干什么,平心而论,刚才对方出场的方式确实是很拉风,不过如此拉风的出场之后却是这样一段莫名其妙的安静,这着实让人费解,而且不知道为什么,吉安娜觉得现场有阵嗖嗖的冷风吹过……Youlooked, the womanintuitionismostis mindlessforever.
你看,女人的直觉永远是最不讲理的。Naturally, althoughis very curious, peopledo not haveoneto dareto go forwardto have a look at the situation, butdid not removethemto produce„a moment agothatBig Brotherand so onbadassociation that the person on one's own sidetrampled”, ifmynon-ideadugoneself, thisclassassociationwill also extend......
当然,尽管很好奇,现场的人们还是没有一个敢上前去看看情况的,不过不排除他们已经产生了“刚才那大哥是不是被自己人踹下来的”之类的糟糕联想,而且假如我再不想法把自己挖出来的话,这类的联想还会更加延伸下去……Luckily, at this momentElder Sisterrememberedto helpmecoverfinally, in the Jainaeverybodyfront, backascended the wing and bodyflameto put on the soldier of strangearmoronto descendfrom„the battleship of god”, andbuilt uprapidlyin the frontopen area, but the leaders of thesehotwingsoldiers- unexpectedlywasAngel!
幸好,这时候老姐终于想起帮我打掩护了,在吉安娜众人的面前,一个个背后升腾起火焰之翼、身上穿着古怪盔甲的战士从“神之战舰”上降落了下来,并且迅速地集结在前方的空地上,而这些火翼战士的首领-竟然是一个天使!Alaya'sentered the stagenotcapturedeveryone'sattentionaccidentally/surprisingly, evenJainacompletelyattentioncentralizedonAngelYounger Sister's, butwithoutnoticingthesehotwingsoldiersis gathering a suspicioushuman wall, withafterward the Young Lady Linwordswas: A pure and holybeautifulyounger sisterAngelobviouslycomparesattire of an attirefrontiron potto compel the maleto be much more striking......阿赖耶的出场毫无意外地吸引了所有人的目光,以至于连吉安娜都将全部注意力集中在了天使妹妹的身上,而没有注意到那些火翼战士正在集合成一个可疑的人墙,用事后林大小姐的话来说就是:一个圣洁美丽的天使妹妹明显比一个装在铁罐头里的装逼男要醒目得多……Tunnels the vision of everybodywhile the landingandcovering force that younger sisterAngelleads, Shandora, QianqianandElder Sisteralsohad the Pandorafourpeopleto landon the place that Ilandquietly, fourbig or smallbeautiful womenlooked at the almostentirebodyto inlayin the placedull, moreoverCheneyes that because the armorhindrancecould not move, thencollectiveembarrassedbright......
趁着天使妹妹带领的登陆兼掩护部队挡住了众人的视线,珊多拉、浅浅、老姐还有潘多拉四人已经悄悄地降落在我着陆的地方,四位大小美女呆呆地看了几乎整个身子都嵌在地里而且由于盔甲阻碍动弹不得的陈某人一眼,然后集体囧囧有神……Fourtri-fold shovelshigh and lowflutter, the big or smallbeautiful womanstarts- digs!
四把工兵铲上下翻飞,大小美女开始-挖!Hey Hey hey! Careful, thisisbigliving personOh!Qianqianyou is really because the handslidespatstomyhead? The elder sister, doesn't therehave the earth? Why do youalsowantto holdAh?onmearemytreasurePandoraclever......? Youdetermined that can„help/gang”Iexcavate earthwithParticle Cannon? Youmostdo not turn toward the Elder Brother? Shandora...... Imade a mistake, Ireallymade a mistake...... to troubleyouto change...... the tri-fold shovelto say the clawfortunately, the armor that onmethis can only be used to show off may be unable to stand up to the corrosion of yourblackflame......喂喂喂!小心点,这可是个大活人啊!浅浅你真的是因为手滑才拍到我的脑袋的吗?还有姐姐,那里已经没有土了吧?你为啥还要在我身上捅来捅去啊?还是我的宝贝潘多拉乖……咦?你确定要用粒子炮“帮”我挖土?你不是最向着哥哥的吗?还有珊多拉……我错了,我真的错了……麻烦你把爪子变回去吧……工兵铲还好说,我身上这件只能用来显摆的盔甲可禁不起您老人家黑焰的腐蚀啊……Iam guilty, I confessed that Idid not show off......
俺有罪,俺忏悔,俺再也不显摆了……Afterdid not say that raisingis the tears, in briefafter the againeducation that severalbeautiful womanSirscarry outwith practical action, Ideeplyrealizedoneselfthistimebadplace that shows off the behavior, afterundergoinglimbseducation that is full of the humanismconcern, finally...... was dug.
经过就不说了,提起来都是眼泪,总之经过几位美女大人用实际行动进行的再教育,我深深地意识到了自己此次显摆行为的恶劣之处,并且在经受了充满人文主义关怀的肢体教育之后,终于……被挖了出来。Ialmostcanhear above spaceshipsomesteamed rice dumplingProphetthatrampantlylaughter, the bastardgirlaffirmation had long known, shedid not say!
我几乎能够听到上方的飞船里某个粽子先知那嚣张地笑声,那混蛋丫头肯定早就知道了,她就是不说!No matter howsaid,under the cover ofnumerousXilingmain strength, somebody'sfacehas not lost a cleannessbefore the differentpersonfinally, after the Jainapresentstrangesoldiersmake way a path, whatsheseesisthatwhole bodyheavy-armored„God Clan”leaderis leadingfourwearsilverto fightgirl of clothesto walktowardoneself.
不管怎么说,在一众希灵大兵的掩护下,某人的脸总算没有在异界人面前丢个干净,当吉安娜眼前的奇怪战士们让开一条道路之后,她看到的是那名全身重甲的“神族”首领正带领着四个穿着银色战衣的女孩子向自己走来。BecauseAlaya'senters the stage, Jainahas believedthe other'sGod Clanstatus, eventheyare notthese in Azerothlegend„legitimateGod Clan”one, will still can be calledis the differentgods-, althoughhas not seen the opposite partyto demonstrateownstrengthnow, butJainachoseratherbelieveditshas, the attitude of incredibleitsnot having, thereforeshehas regardedGod Clanto treat the opposite partynow.
由于阿赖耶的出场,吉安娜已经相信了对方的神族身份,即使他们并非艾泽拉斯传说中的那些“正统神族”中的一员,也应该称得上是异界的神明-虽然现在还没有看到对方展示自己的力量,但吉安娜选择了宁可信其有,不可信其无的态度,所以现在她已经将对方当成神族来对待了。„Child?”Jainasuddenlydiscovered that the opposite partyalsoincludesseemingly12 or 13-year-oldLolitaunexpectedly, feelsquitesurprisedly, but a mental associationtothe other's„the God Clanstatus”, shethenfound the answerimmediately: Facinghasexistence of eternallifelike this, oneselfreallyshould notjudge the the other'sagewiththisone-sidedway.
“还有小孩子?”吉安娜突然发现对方竟然还包括一个看上去十二三岁的小萝莉,不由感到相当惊讶,但一联想到对方的“神族身份”,她便立刻找到了答案:面对这样拥有永恒生命的存在,自己实在不应该用这种片面的方式来判断对方的年龄。Then, Jainathinks,inHuman Racelegend the images of manygodsare growing the old man of whitebeardwhitehair, is suchimage a misunderstanding? OrsuchdeityimageisHuman Raceconcoctsradicallyarbitrarily, after all the godasimmortalexistence, theywill not be senile.
然后紧接着,吉安娜又想到,人类传说中不少神明的形象都是长着白胡子白头发的老头,这样的形象是不是一种误解呢?或者说,那样的天神形象根本就是人类擅自臆造出来的,毕竟神作为一种不朽的存在,他们是不会衰老的。Probablyfrontthiscannot seem like12 or 13-year-oldLittle Girl, perhapsisoneandAzerothContinentequallyancientgoddess......
就好像面前这个看上去不到十二三岁的小女孩,说不定就是一个和艾泽拉斯大陆一样古老的女神呢……Howeverthis is not right, God Clandefinitelyhasbyoneselfis maintainedyouthabilityforever, butthiscannotexplain the godsimage in Human Racelegend is concocts, perhaps the God Clan'saesthetic standardand are Human Racedifferent? Theylikedressing up the old person should alsoto have the possibility?
不过这样也不全对,神族肯定有让自己永远保持青春的能力,但这也不能说明人类传说中的神明形象就全都是臆造的,或许神族的审美观和人类不同呢?他们自己喜欢装扮成老人应该也是有可能的吧?Em, has, has appearedin the mortalin the antiquityperiodgodsat present, that timegodsas ifchose an oldordignifiedimage, why is......
恩,还有还有,在上古时期神明是在凡人眼前出现过的,那时候的神明似乎都选择了一种苍老或者说威严的形象,那么是为什么呢……„cough cough...... that......”
“咳咳……那个……”Who, withoutseeingmewas pondering that is really, interruptedmymentality......, said that old person'simage, thismodelingcanproduceactually very well lets the function that the persontrusted, seemed likeGrandmasterVictor, hewas notin the Mageteamis most powerful, buthisbeardwaslongest...... the graciousness, as to be many, butthisalsoproved the sometimesimage......
谁呀,没见到我正在思考吗,真是的,都打断我的思路了……哦,说起来老人的形象,这种造型倒是可以很好地产生让人信赖的作用,就好像维克多大师,他并不是法师队伍中最强大的,但他的胡子是最长的……恩,似乎想多了,不过这也证明了有时候形象……„...... Pleaseask, we......”
“……请问一下,我们……”Aiya, is really, the mentalitywas broken, wherethought ofa moment ago, was right, Victor'sbeard, mentioned the beard, whatreallyfirstthinkingwas the dwarf, the dwarves in alliancearmymaybe many, moreovertheirmajoritywas a blacksmith, it is saidtheseownbeardto the blacksmith who extremelyregarded as importantevenstudyliquid medicinesspecially, was usedto smudgeon the beard, prevents conducted forgingtimeis burnt, thatis comingnamedanything, whatfireanti-liquid medicines......
哎呀,真是的,思路又被打断了,刚才想到哪里了,哦对了,维克多的胡子,说起胡子,果然第一个想到的还是矮人啊,联盟军里的矮人可不少,而且他们大部分都是铁匠,据说这些对自己的胡子万分看重的铁匠甚至专门研究出了一种药水,用来涂抹在胡子上,防止进行锻造的时候被烧到,那个叫什么来着,什么火抗药水的……Speaking ofliquid medicines, inalchemytechnique......
说到药水,炼金术里……Jaina that except thathad fallenbyownindulgenthypnosiscompletely, everyoneon the sceneis maintaining the embarrassedbrightexpression, drearycold windhas blown, everybodypetrificationinnumerable......
除了已经完全被自己的胡思乱想催眠掉的吉安娜,在场的所有人都保持着囧囧有神的表情,一阵萧瑟寒风吹过,众人石化无数……„This can...... explain?”Finally, very muchwhatI can only endureheadblue veininquirynearbyoneam seeming likehave the prestige more importantis the beardverylongold man.
“这个……能解释一下吗?”最终,我只能忍着头上的青筋询问旁边一个看上去很有威望更重要的是胡子很长的老头。„This...... thisis very raresituation, JainabigDoll...... will fall into the ponder...... thistimeas if...... alsoto askyouto forgiveespecially......”
“这个……这个是很少见的情况,吉安娜大人偶尔……会陷入思考中……这次似乎格外……还请您谅解……”„Verygood......”Ideeplyto inspire, thenrelaxes, relaxes...... depends!
“很好……”我深吸一口气,然后放松,放松……靠!Said that contactface-to-faceisdestroysallidolsmostpowerfulweapon, Itodaywas the experience, was finished, Idroppedluckyyounger sister, your brillianceimage can only insprinkling the mind of family/homefrom nowregardsoneto recallhappily, displaced, wasoneinsuchmagnificent scenecansuddenlyby the off-linegirl who ownfantasyspaceattracted unable to extricate oneself, thiswas very good, really...... minimum, Isuddenlyfeltoneselfpoundedto enter in unluckysituationa moment agoandnowcompared withsimplyonis the floating clouds the floating clouds......
都说面对面的接触是摧毁一切偶像的最强力武器,我今天算是见识了,这下完蛋了,俺滴吉mm啊,你那光辉的形象从此以后就只能在洒家的脑海中当成一个美好的回忆了,取而代之的,是一个在这么大场面上都能突然被自己的幻想空间吸进去无法自拔的脱线丫头,这很好,真的……最起码,我突然觉得自己刚才砸进地里的倒霉情况和现在比起来简直就是浮云啊浮云……TrueJainaissuchcharactertruly is very unexpectedly not as I expected, butchanges mindthinks,suchsituation does not seem hardto accept, the idol, the hero, theycanbe esteemedby the populace, actually a veryimportantreasonisitsmystique, wedid not knowaboutthem,onlysawtheyshowone sidepublicfrontbrilliance, will therefore think that theyaresuchunattainable, butcontactedtruly- the matter? They are also the person, naturallycanhave the characteristics of manyaverage person, butwill placeintheirspecialstatusto makepeoplethink that will be inconceivablevery much, will seemShandorato mention that cheapfather who shewill look , the king in Riescakingdom, will bequiteloftyandmysteriousin many in the eyes that who canimagine that seniorkingwill have the strangehobby that every nightandowncatwill chat?
真正的吉安娜竟然是这么个性格确实很出乎我的意料,但转念一想,这样的情况似乎也不是那么难以接受,偶像,英雄,他们之所以能被大众所推崇,其实很重要的一个原因就是其神秘性,我们对他们不了解,只看到了他们展现在公众面前的光辉一面,所以才会觉得他们是那么的遥不可及,但是真正接触了-不就是那么回事吗?他们也是人啊,自然会有很多普通人的特点,只是放在他们的特殊身份上会让人觉得很难以想象而已,就好像珊多拉提到的,她找的那个便宜老爹,里斯卡王国的国王,在很多人眼中那可是相当崇高而神秘的,但谁又能想象到那位老国王还有个每天晚上和自己的猫聊天的古怪爱好呢?Suchexamplewere too many, not speaking too far, saidnear, our group of childGeneralChief of stateAngeland so on great person, are the ordinaryoff-lineplacefew?
这样的例子太多了,远的不说,就说近的,我们这一帮子元首将军天使之类的大人物,平常脱线的地方还少吗?Even if is really the god, wouldletting the fondness that the mortalcannot think, for example, some are hidinginmypocketholdschaoticloudlife that panned sweetsare gnawingfemale...... to depend! The little thing, youhideinmyclothesunexpectedlyeat the sugar! Yourthislittle thingcanhelpmedo laundryAh?! Hateful...... reallyshould notwear such thickarmor, nowhidtoDellathatin an insidetiny totwheel trackdoes not have......
哪怕真的是神,也总会有让凡人想不到的癖好,比如,某个正躲在我衣兜里抱着个糖球啃的吱嘎乱响的生命女……靠!小东西,你竟然又躲在我的衣服里吃糖!你这小东西能帮我洗衣服啊?!可恶……真不应该穿这么厚的盔甲,现在对叮当那个躲在里面的小不点一点辙都没了……Whatluckilyis, how longlike thisawkwardhas not continued, Jainawasquiterespondedfinallypromptly.
幸好的是,这样的尴尬并没有持续多久,吉安娜总算是比较及时地反应了过来。„Oh! is really was extremely sorry,”sawwelook at ourselvesspeechless, moreovernearbyGrandmasterVictor is also a faceby the appearance that youdefeat, Jainaknows that ownold problemviolated, „I......”
“啊!真是万分抱歉,”看到我们一个个无语地看着自己,而且旁边的维克多大师也是一脸被你打败的样子,吉安娜就知道自己的老毛病又犯了,“我……”„Doesn't matter,”Iwaveimmediatelymagnanimously , indicating oneselfreallydo not care, „Iwas used to it......”
“没关系,”我立刻大度地挥挥手,表示自己真的一点都不在乎,“我都习惯了……”
, Iwas really used to it, Ihave been familiar with the surroundingsgreat person is not one by one normal, relatively speaking, Jaina of off-lineversion was really normal......
真的,我都习惯了,我已经习惯周围的大人物一个比一个不正常,相对而言,一个脱线版的吉安娜真是太正常了……
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