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Chapter 166 第166章 Off-line version 脱线版 Jaina is very curious, at present this to drop out from the sky actually „god” wants to do, gives the devil his due, the way that the opposite party entered the stage a moment ago truly is very eye-catching, after presence of mediocre eye-catching , is actually such a bewildered peace, this is really beyond comprehension, moreover why does not know, Jaina thought that the scene has whiz whiz the cold wind to blow...... 吉安娜很好奇,眼前这位从天而降的“神”究竟想干什么,平心而论,刚才对方出场的方式确实是很拉风,不过如此拉风的出场之后却是这样一段莫名其妙的安静,这着实让人费解,而且不知道为什么,吉安娜觉得现场有阵嗖嗖的冷风吹过…… You looked, the woman intuition is most is mindless forever. 你看,女人的直觉永远是最不讲理的。 Naturally, although is very curious, people do not have one to dare to go forward to have a look at the situation, but did not remove them to produce „a moment ago that Big Brother and so on bad association that the person on one's own side trampled”, if my non- idea dug oneself, this class association will also extend...... 当然,尽管很好奇,现场的人们还是没有一个敢上前去看看情况的,不过不排除他们已经产生了“刚才那大哥是不是被自己人踹下来的”之类的糟糕联想,而且假如我再不想法把自己挖出来的话,这类的联想还会更加延伸下去…… Luckily, at this moment Elder Sister remembered to help me cover finally, in the Jaina everybody front, back ascended the wing and body flame to put on the soldier of strange armor on to descend from „the battleship of god”, and built up rapidly in the front open area, but the leaders of these hot wing soldiers- unexpectedly was Angel! 幸好,这时候老姐终于想起帮我打掩护了,在吉安娜众人的面前,一个个背后升腾起火焰之翼、身上穿着古怪盔甲的战士从“神之战舰”上降落了下来,并且迅速地集结在前方的空地上,而这些火翼战士的首领-竟然是一个天使！ Alaya's entered the stage not captured everyone's attention accidentally/surprisingly, even Jaina completely attention centralized on Angel Younger Sister's, but without noticing these hot wing soldiers is gathering a suspicious human wall, with afterward the Young Lady Lin words was: A pure and holy beautiful younger sister Angel obviously compares attire of an attire front iron pot to compel the male to be much more striking...... 阿赖耶的出场毫无意外地吸引了所有人的目光,以至于连吉安娜都将全部注意力集中在了天使妹妹的身上,而没有注意到那些火翼战士正在集合成一个可疑的人墙,用事后林大小姐的话来说就是:一个圣洁美丽的天使妹妹明显比一个装在铁罐头里的装逼男要醒目得多…… Tunnels the vision of everybody while the landing and covering force that younger sister Angel leads, Shandora, Qianqian and Elder Sister also had the Pandora four people to land on the place that I land quietly, four big or small beautiful women looked at the almost entire body to inlay in the place dull, moreover Chen eyes that because the armor hindrance could not move, then collective embarrassed bright...... 趁着天使妹妹带领的登陆兼掩护部队挡住了众人的视线,珊多拉、浅浅、老姐还有潘多拉四人已经悄悄地降落在我着陆的地方,四位大小美女呆呆地看了几乎整个身子都嵌在地里而且由于盔甲阻碍动弹不得的陈某人一眼,然后集体囧囧有神…… Four tri-fold shovels high and low flutter, the big or small beautiful woman starts- digs! 四把工兵铲上下翻飞,大小美女开始-挖！ Hey Hey hey! Careful, this is big living person Oh! Qianqian you is really because the hand slides pats to my head? The elder sister, doesn't there have the earth? Why do you also want to hold Ah? on me are my treasure Pandora clever......? You determined that can „help/gang” I excavate earth with Particle Cannon? You most do not turn toward the Elder Brother? Shandora...... I made a mistake, I really made a mistake...... to trouble you to change...... the tri-fold shovel to say the claw fortunately, the armor that on me this can only be used to show off may be unable to stand up to the corrosion of your black flame...... 喂喂喂！小心点,这可是个大活人啊！浅浅你真的是因为手滑才拍到我的脑袋的吗？还有姐姐,那里已经没有土了吧？你为啥还要在我身上捅来捅去啊？还是我的宝贝潘多拉乖……咦？你确定要用粒子炮“帮”我挖土？你不是最向着哥哥的吗？还有珊多拉……我错了,我真的错了……麻烦你把爪子变回去吧……工兵铲还好说,我身上这件只能用来显摆的盔甲可禁不起您老人家黑焰的腐蚀啊…… I am guilty, I confessed that I did not show off...... 俺有罪,俺忏悔,俺再也不显摆了…… After did not say that raising is the tears, in brief after the again education that several beautiful woman Sirs carry out with practical action, I deeply realized oneself this time bad place that shows off the behavior, after undergoing limbs education that is full of the humanism concern, finally...... was dug. 经过就不说了,提起来都是眼泪,总之经过几位美女大人用实际行动进行的再教育,我深深地意识到了自己此次显摆行为的恶劣之处,并且在经受了充满人文主义关怀的肢体教育之后,终于……被挖了出来。 I almost can hear above spaceship some steamed rice dumpling Prophet that rampantly laughter, the bastard girl affirmation had long known, she did not say! 我几乎能够听到上方的飞船里某个粽子先知那嚣张地笑声,那混蛋丫头肯定早就知道了,她就是不说！ No matter how said, under the cover of numerous Xiling main strength, somebody's face has not lost a cleanness before the different person finally, after the Jaina present strange soldiers make way a path, what she sees is that whole body heavy-armored „God Clan” leader is leading four wear silver to fight girl of clothes to walk toward oneself. 不管怎么说,在一众希灵大兵的掩护下,某人的脸总算没有在异界人面前丢个干净,当吉安娜眼前的奇怪战士们让开一条道路之后,她看到的是那名全身重甲的“神族”首领正带领着四个穿着银色战衣的女孩子向自己走来。 Because Alaya's enters the stage, Jaina has believed the other's God Clan status, even they are not these in Azeroth legend „legitimate God Clan” one, will still can be called is the different gods-, although has not seen the opposite party to demonstrate own strength now, but Jaina chose rather believed its has, the attitude of incredible its not having, therefore she has regarded God Clan to treat the opposite party now. 由于阿赖耶的出场,吉安娜已经相信了对方的神族身份,即使他们并非艾泽拉斯传说中的那些“正统神族”中的一员,也应该称得上是异界的神明-虽然现在还没有看到对方展示自己的力量,但吉安娜选择了宁可信其有,不可信其无的态度,所以现在她已经将对方当成神族来对待了。 „Child?” Jaina suddenly discovered that the opposite party also includes seemingly 12 or 13-year-old Lolita unexpectedly, feels quite surprisedly, but a mental association to the other's „the God Clan status”, she then found the answer immediately: Facing has existence of eternal life like this, oneself really should not judge the the other's age with this one-sided way. “还有小孩子？”吉安娜突然发现对方竟然还包括一个看上去十二三岁的小萝莉,不由感到相当惊讶,但一联想到对方的“神族身份”,她便立刻找到了答案:面对这样拥有永恒生命的存在,自己实在不应该用这种片面的方式来判断对方的年龄。 Then, Jaina thinks, in Human Race legend the images of many gods are growing the old man of white beard white hair, is such image a misunderstanding? Or such deity image is Human Race concocts radically arbitrarily, after all the god as immortal existence, they will not be senile. 然后紧接着,吉安娜又想到,人类传说中不少神明的形象都是长着白胡子白头发的老头,这样的形象是不是一种误解呢？或者说,那样的天神形象根本就是人类擅自臆造出来的,毕竟神作为一种不朽的存在,他们是不会衰老的。 Probably front this cannot seem like 12 or 13-year-old Little Girl, perhaps is one and Azeroth Continent equally ancient goddess...... 就好像面前这个看上去不到十二三岁的小女孩,说不定就是一个和艾泽拉斯大陆一样古老的女神呢…… However this is not right, God Clan definitely has by oneself is maintained youth ability forever, but this cannot explain the gods image in Human Race legend is concocts, perhaps the God Clan's aesthetic standard and are Human Race different? They like dressing up the old person should also to have the possibility? 不过这样也不全对,神族肯定有让自己永远保持青春的能力,但这也不能说明人类传说中的神明形象就全都是臆造的,或许神族的审美观和人类不同呢？他们自己喜欢装扮成老人应该也是有可能的吧？ Em, has, has appeared in the mortal in the antiquity period gods at present, that time gods as if chose an old or dignified image, why is...... 恩,还有还有,在上古时期神明是在凡人眼前出现过的,那时候的神明似乎都选择了一种苍老或者说威严的形象,那么是为什么呢…… „cough cough...... that......” “咳咳……那个……” Who, without seeing me was pondering that is really, interrupted my mentality......, said that old person's image, this modeling can produce actually very well lets the function that the person trusted, seemed like Grandmaster Victor, he was not in the Mage team is most powerful, but his beard was longest...... the graciousness, as to be many, but this also proved the sometimes image...... 谁呀,没见到我正在思考吗,真是的,都打断我的思路了……哦,说起来老人的形象,这种造型倒是可以很好地产生让人信赖的作用,就好像维克多大师,他并不是法师队伍中最强大的,但他的胡子是最长的……恩,似乎想多了,不过这也证明了有时候形象…… „...... Please ask, we......” “……请问一下,我们……” Aiya, is really, the mentality was broken, where thought of a moment ago, was right, Victor's beard, mentioned the beard, what really first thinking was the dwarf, the dwarves in alliance army may be many, moreover their majority was a blacksmith, it is said these own beard to the blacksmith who extremely regarded as important even study liquid medicines specially, was used to smudge on the beard, prevents conducted forging time is burnt, that is coming named anything, what fire anti- liquid medicines...... 哎呀,真是的,思路又被打断了,刚才想到哪里了,哦对了,维克多的胡子,说起胡子,果然第一个想到的还是矮人啊,联盟军里的矮人可不少,而且他们大部分都是铁匠,据说这些对自己的胡子万分看重的铁匠甚至专门研究出了一种药水,用来涂抹在胡子上,防止进行锻造的时候被烧到,那个叫什么来着,什么火抗药水的…… Speaking of liquid medicines, in alchemy technique...... 说到药水,炼金术里…… Jaina that except that had fallen by own indulgent hypnosis completely, everyone on the scene is maintaining the embarrassed bright expression, dreary cold wind has blown, everybody petrification innumerable...... 除了已经完全被自己的胡思乱想催眠掉的吉安娜,在场的所有人都保持着囧囧有神的表情,一阵萧瑟寒风吹过,众人石化无数…… „This can...... explain?” Finally, very much what I can only endure head blue vein inquiry nearby one am seeming like have the prestige more important is the beard very long old man. “这个……能解释一下吗？”最终,我只能忍着头上的青筋询问旁边一个看上去很有威望更重要的是胡子很长的老头。 „This...... this is very rare situation, Jaina big Doll...... will fall into the ponder...... this time as if...... also to ask you to forgive especially......” “这个……这个是很少见的情况,吉安娜大人偶尔……会陷入思考中……这次似乎格外……还请您谅解……” „Very good......” I deeply to inspire, then relaxes, relaxes...... depends! “很好……”我深吸一口气,然后放松,放松……靠！ Said that contact face-to-face is destroys all idols most powerful weapon, I today was the experience, was finished, I dropped lucky younger sister, your brilliance image can only in sprinkling the mind of family/home from now regards one to recall happily, displaced, was one in such magnificent scene can suddenly by the off-line girl who own fantasy space attracted unable to extricate oneself, this was very good, really...... minimum, I suddenly felt oneself pounded to enter in unlucky situation a moment ago and now compared with simply on is the floating clouds the floating clouds...... 都说面对面的接触是摧毁一切偶像的最强力武器,我今天算是见识了,这下完蛋了,俺滴吉mm啊,你那光辉的形象从此以后就只能在洒家的脑海中当成一个美好的回忆了,取而代之的,是一个在这么大场面上都能突然被自己的幻想空间吸进去无法自拔的脱线丫头,这很好,真的……最起码,我突然觉得自己刚才砸进地里的倒霉情况和现在比起来简直就是浮云啊浮云…… True Jaina is such character truly is very unexpectedly not as I expected, but changes mind thinks, such situation does not seem hard to accept, the idol, the hero, they can be esteemed by the populace, actually a very important reason is its mystique, we did not know about them, only saw they show one side public front brilliance, will therefore think that they are such unattainable, but contacted truly- the matter? They are also the person, naturally can have the characteristics of many average person, but will place in their special status to make people think that will be inconceivable very much, will seem Shandora to mention that cheap father who she will look , the king in Riesca kingdom, will be quite lofty and mysterious in many in the eyes that who can imagine that senior king will have the strange hobby that every night and own cat will chat? 真正的吉安娜竟然是这么个性格确实很出乎我的意料,但转念一想,这样的情况似乎也不是那么难以接受,偶像,英雄,他们之所以能被大众所推崇,其实很重要的一个原因就是其神秘性,我们对他们不了解,只看到了他们展现在公众面前的光辉一面,所以才会觉得他们是那么的遥不可及,但是真正接触了-不就是那么回事吗？他们也是人啊,自然会有很多普通人的特点,只是放在他们的特殊身份上会让人觉得很难以想象而已,就好像珊多拉提到的,她找的那个便宜老爹,里斯卡王国的国王,在很多人眼中那可是相当崇高而神秘的,但谁又能想象到那位老国王还有个每天晚上和自己的猫聊天的古怪爱好呢？ Such example were too many, not speaking too far, said near, our group of child General Chief of state Angel and so on great person, are the ordinary off-line place few? 这样的例子太多了,远的不说,就说近的,我们这一帮子元首将军天使之类的大人物,平常脱线的地方还少吗？ Even if is really the god, would letting the fondness that the mortal cannot think, for example, some are hiding in my pocket holds chaotic loud life that panned sweets are gnawing female...... to depend! The little thing, you hide in my clothes unexpectedly eat the sugar! Your this little thing can help me do laundry Ah?! Hateful...... really should not wear such thick armor, now hid to Della that in an inside tiny tot wheel track does not have...... 哪怕真的是神,也总会有让凡人想不到的癖好,比如,某个正躲在我衣兜里抱着个糖球啃的吱嘎乱响的生命女……靠！小东西,你竟然又躲在我的衣服里吃糖！你这小东西能帮我洗衣服啊？！可恶……真不应该穿这么厚的盔甲,现在对叮当那个躲在里面的小不点一点辙都没了…… What luckily is, how long like this awkward has not continued, Jaina was quite responded finally promptly. 幸好的是,这样的尴尬并没有持续多久,吉安娜总算是比较及时地反应了过来。 „Oh! is really was extremely sorry,” saw we look at ourselves speechless, moreover nearby Grandmaster Victor is also a face by the appearance that you defeat, Jaina knows that own old problem violated, „I......” “啊！真是万分抱歉,”看到我们一个个无语地看着自己,而且旁边的维克多大师也是一脸被你打败的样子,吉安娜就知道自己的老毛病又犯了,“我……” „Doesn't matter,” I wave immediately magnanimously , indicating oneself really do not care, „I was used to it......” “没关系,”我立刻大度地挥挥手,表示自己真的一点都不在乎,“我都习惯了……” , I was really used to it, I have been familiar with the surroundings great person is not one by one normal, relatively speaking, Jaina of off-line version was really normal...... 真的,我都习惯了,我已经习惯周围的大人物一个比一个不正常,相对而言,一个脱线版的吉安娜真是太正常了……
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