Chapter 162 第162章 Surreal dialogue (Last Part) 超现实对话(下) „Lin Xue, weren't you making a mistake channel?” “林雪,你不会是搞错频道了吧？” Waited enough a half minutes, we still had not heard any response, I cannot help but start to suspect that Lin Xue made a any mistake. 等了足足有半分钟,我们仍然没有听到任何回应,我不由得开始怀疑林雪是不是搞错了什么。 „...... You dare to look down on this young lady's strength!” Lin Xue like stepped on to respond to the cat of tail immediately same, „this young lady is not your IQ as precise can see the significant digit as decimal point latter ten death wood/blockhead, hum hum, told you, even if really made what mistake, that was still this big machine has problems! The judgment of this young lady absolutely does not have the issue! Un, right, certainly was this machine shattered, this young lady helped you service encouragingly, that someone, helping me bring the pliers, this young lady must open...... cough cough, serviced this machine......” “……你敢小瞧本小姐的实力！”林雪立刻如同被踩到尾巴的猫一样反应了过来,“本小姐可不是你这个智商精确到小数点后十位才能看见有效数字的死木头,哼哼,告诉你吧,即使真的有什么差错,那也是这台大机器出了问题！本小姐的判断是绝对没有问题的！嗯,对了,一定是这台机器坏掉了,本小姐就勉为其难地帮你维修一下吧,那个谁谁谁,帮我把钳子拿来,本小姐要拆……咳咳,维修这台机器了……” Is this makes person root itchy opinion Oh! you need through to describe my intelligence to obtain superiority feeling on the IQ precisely? The future equipment of this to be full of precise feeling do you really dare to repair with the pliers from top to bottom? No no no! This is not the key point, the key point is, my IQ how you obtain needs to see significant digit conclusion to decimal point latter ten precisely Oh! 这是多么让人牙根痒痒的一番言论啊！你有必要通过精确描述我的智力来获得自己智商上的优越感吗？这台浑身上下都充满了精密感的未来设备你真的敢用钳子来修理吗？不不不！这不是重点,重点是,你是怎么得出的我的智商需要精确到小数点后十位才能看到有效数字这个结论的啊！ Actually we do not know, this contact for a long time without the response, is not the Lin Xue's space localization has problems, but is Jaina absolutely would have no to respond...... 其实我们都不知道,这次联络之所以这么长时间都没有回应,并不是林雪的空间定位出了问题,而是吉安娜根本就没反应过来…… The World administrative center...... this scary given name a little was too truly scary...... 世界管理中心……这个唬人的名号确实有点太唬人了…… This seems like some day suddenly Alien to drop out from the sky, standing before you said that is such and such Milky Way protection organization members also requests you to turn in this year's protection money to be the same, to be full of strange style and talking nonsense significance...... 这就好像某天突然有一个外星人从天而降,站在你面前自称是某某银河保护组织成员并且要求你上缴今年的保护费一样,充满了离奇风格和扯淡意义…… Therefore, Jaina used for 30 seconds to be returned to normal by thunder nerve but actually by oneself, and actually started to analyze this is which powerhouse to use this way to kill the super bored time...... 所以,吉安娜足足用了三十秒才让自己被雷倒的神经恢复正常,并且开始分析这究竟是哪个强者在用这种方式打发自己超级无聊的时光…… „The last time contact......” at this moment the marquis, Jaina suddenly felt in own mind appeared such a information...... “最后一次联络……”就在这时侯,吉安娜突然感到自己的脑海中浮现出了这样一段信息…… Right, appears! 没错,就是浮现！ Same the way was a moment ago different in the mind resounded „sound” with that as if illusion, this information, appeared in own thought time unexpectedly directly! It seems like the idea in the brain braving to be the same, or is one suddenly presents memory one thing in own mind, this method, is how fearful! 和刚才那种仿佛幻觉一样在脑海中响起“声音”的方式不同,这一次的信息,竟然是直接出现在自己的思维中的！就好像是自己脑子里冒出来的想法一样,或者说,是一段突然出现在自己脑海中的记忆一样的东西,这种手段,何其可怕！ Jaina confessed does not have such ability-, even if Lich King, perhaps impossible to project own will like to a thought of big Mage in directly. 吉安娜自认是没有这样的能力的-哪怕是巫妖王,恐怕也不可能像这样将自己的意志直接投射到一个大法师的思维中。 Said that has seemed like long time, but these things merely are the ideas in the Jaina mind in a flash flashing through, but that information was still reappearing in own mind unceasingly: „ The last time contact, here is the World administrative center, invited all stars that received the information responded, now starts to contact in order- 说起来似乎过了很长时间,但这些东西仅仅是吉安娜脑海中一瞬间闪过的想法,而那段信息仍然不断地在自己的脑海中浮现着:“最后一次联络,这里是世界管理中心,请所有接收到信息的星球作出回复,现在开始顺次联络- Agoes star, Agoes star...... has not discovered the inverse signal, confirmed that cancels Agoes star...... 阿古斯星,阿古斯星……未发现返回信号,确认注销阿古斯星…… The Draenor star, the Draenor star...... has not discovered the inverse signal, confirmed that cancels the Draenor star...... 德拉诺星,德拉诺星……未发现返回信号,确认注销德拉诺星…… Difficult adversary...... difficult adversary has the reply, confirmed that difficult adversary still has...... pill earth because of star, pill earth...... has not discovered the inverse signal because of star, confirmed that cancels pill earth because of star...... 凡诺克星……凡诺克星有回复,确认凡诺克星依然存在……丹土因星,丹土因星……未发现返回信号,确认注销丹土因星…… The Azeroth star, the Azeroth star...... has not discovered the inverse signal, confirmed that cancels Azeroth...... ” 艾泽拉斯星,艾泽拉斯星……未发现返回信号,确认注销艾泽拉斯……” „wait a moment! Here is Azeroth......” “等一下！这里是艾泽拉斯……” Shandora gives me the communication port transfer, then reveals taking undeserved credit laughing foolishly to me. 珊多拉将通讯端口转接给我,然后冲我露出一个邀功的傻笑。 „really didn't expect, you are the psychologist......” I look at Shandora dumbfoundedly, deeply feels own flickering time and she compares simply facing raising the cluster like the paramaecium same weak...... “真没想到,你还是个心理学家……”我目瞪口呆地看着珊多拉,深感自己的忽悠功夫和她比起来简直如同草履虫面对昂星团一样无力…… cough cough, this described that the way was strange? 咳咳,这个形容方式是不是古怪了点？ No matter how said, Shandora this arising suddenly fantasy -type flickering behavior fooled Jaina very well, although Jaina has not definitely understood what is heard completely these words, but wanted was makes her resemble! 不管怎么说,珊多拉这种突发奇想式的忽悠行为很好地唬住了吉安娜,虽然吉安娜肯定没有完全听明白这些话,但要的就是让她似懂不懂！ Agoes, Draenor, these two glossaries a little are possibly strange to the average person, but as having great learning big Mage, Jaina knows certainly that these two World are what meanings, this is two by the star that the combustion regiment destroys! 阿古斯,德拉诺,这两个词汇对普通人而言可能有点陌生,但身为一个学识渊博的大法师,吉安娜当然知道这两个世界是什么意思,这是两个被燃烧军团毁灭的星球！ Said is not quite right, because Agoes star was the hometown of Arien expert, was destroyed by Demon, might as well said that was entire became the rear camp of combustion regiment, but Draenor was truly by the star that the combustion regiment destroyed, had these two names before, Jaina naturally could not bear to this strange information has the association, then, the emergence of Azeroth this glossary just right- changed into me, perhaps won't be able to bear respond to that mysterious information? 这么讲还不太对,因为阿古斯星球是艾瑞达人的故乡,与其说是被恶魔们毁灭了,还不如说是整个成了燃烧军团的后方营地,而德拉诺才是真正被燃烧军团毁灭的星球,有这两个名字在前,吉安娜自然忍不住对这个古怪的信息产生联想,然后,艾泽拉斯这个词汇的出现更是恰到好处-换成我,恐怕也会忍不住回应那条神秘的信息吧？ „Receives Azeroth World to respond, establishes the both-way junction......” “接收到艾泽拉斯世界回应,建立双向连接……” I reorganize my mood, imagines the present as far as possible is the superhuman who outside shorts puts on, is standing on Eiffel Tower tells „ i 我整顿整顿自己的情绪,尽量想象自己现在是一个短裤外穿的超人,正站在埃菲尔铁塔上讲述“i havea havea dream ” the story...... cough cough, in brief, as far as possible appears by oneself serious: „Hello, here is the World administrative center.” dream”的故事……咳咳,总之,就是让自己尽量显得严肃一点:“你好,这里是世界管理中心。” „......, Here is...... Azeroth......” a very female voice echo of pleasant to hear in the hall, brings to hesitate with little discretely. “……呃,这里是……艾泽拉斯……”一个很好听的女声回响在大厅中,带着一点点迟疑和谨慎。 I switch off the power source of microphone fast, then the on the spot swivel three -and-a-half weeks take off to meet two backward somersaults, shouted loudly: „-” 我飞快地关掉话筒的电源,然后原地转体三周半起跳接两个后空翻,一声高呼:“耶-” ok, vented, turned on the microphone, continued to install Savior. ok,发泄完毕,打开话筒,继续装救世主。 Cold wind curls has researched and developed the hall, which busy Technician Xiling including, everyone is out of control to fight a shiver, to my recent Shandora is a petrified expression. 一阵寒风卷过研发大厅,包括哪些忙忙碌碌的希灵技师在内,每个人都禁不住打了个寒战,离我最近的珊多拉更是一副被石化的表情。 „Even if senior wower,” Qianqian is enduring twitching of corners of the mouth, „this was too still exaggerating......” “即使是再资深的wower,”浅浅忍着嘴角的抽搐,“这也太夸张了点……” Also stays Lin Xue hum hum in control module, the vicissitudes says immediately: „Oh, how you can understand in our hearts that wow mood...... naturally, I also think that did not strive for progressing response slow IQ is zero death wood/blockhead not too normal......” 还呆在控制舱里的林雪立刻哼哼一声,沧桑地说道:“唉,你又怎么能理解我们心中那份wow情怀啊……当然,我也认为那根不求上进反应迟钝智商为零的死木头是不太正常……” hum hum, you said own, this extraordinary personality may have the proper business to be busy now! 哼哼,你们说自己的吧,本伟人现在可有正事要忙呢！ I clear throat, start to defer to planned the good flickering plan to conduct...... the graciousness to Jaina before, the communication...... 我清了清嗓子,开始按照之前计划好的忽悠方案对吉安娜进行……恩,沟通…… „Hello, Azeroth representative, since you can receive this information, then showed that you have the qualifications that enough and we talked, we were all World manager, the main purpose of this contact was to collect each star- em, according to your understanding, should be the so-called World present situation, according to our observations, 17 th raid World had the situation unknown great change in the past a period of time, lost and contact of creator including Agoes, Draenor many World, the viewer has sent out, before they rushed, I hope how passed you to understand under one Azeroth present situation.” “你好,艾泽拉斯的代表,既然你可以收到这条信息,那么证明你已经拥有足够和我们交谈的资格,我们是所有世界的管理者,这次联络的主要目的是收集各个星球-恩,按照你们的理解,应该就是所谓的世界的现状,根据我们的观察,第十七批次的世界在过去的一段时间里发生了情况未知的巨变,包括阿古斯、德拉诺在内的许多世界失去了和创造者的联系,观察者已经派出,在他们赶到之前,我希望通过你了解一下艾泽拉斯的现状如何。” „Are you...... Titan?!” “你们是……泰坦？！” „Titan? No, our names are not Titan, perhaps is passing and World of time change causes your knowledge to inherit appeared to be wrong, but this is not a key question, you only need to know, we are responsible for the guardianship work of World now.” “泰坦？不,我们的名字并非泰坦,或许是时光的流逝和世界的变迁导致你们的知识传承出现了错误,但这并非关键问题,你只需要知道,我们现在负责世界的监护工作。” Is this, really has the false, in the false...... cough cough, did not discuss the details, in brief, was uses these in the thing that in the Azeroth knowledge community knew very well, the pass on message way that in the coordination they are unable to understand, achieves the goal of flickering, naturally, I do not think that such flickering can make Jaina so keen the intelligent person entirely to believe us, this was unimportant, I wanted, was she is merely doubtful. 就是这样,真中有假,假中……咳咳,不讨论细节问题,总之,就是利用这些在艾泽拉斯的知识群体中所熟知的东西,配合上他们所无法理解的传讯方式,达到忽悠的目的,当然,我不认为这样的忽悠就能让吉安娜那样敏锐聪慧的人完全相信我们,这不重要,我要的,仅仅是她半信半疑而已。 That was enough. 那就足够了。 Jaina was silent, I have not made noise, give the time that she ponders. 吉安娜沉默了,我也没有出声,给她思考的时间。 Suspicious, is quite suspicious, this is the Jaina present biggest feeling, although the opposite party obviously has the strong strength very much, moreover can use the information direct ability of brand mark that oneself hear something never heard of in opposite party memory, but only depends on these two points to say the god...... like this only then two possibilities, first, the opposite party is really a god, therefore does not need also to disdain in bearing the temper and this mortal showed that own status, second, the opposite party is one has the great power, but psychological not how normal megalomania, or is one as bored as going crazy special study side door Magic old Monster, 可疑,相当可疑,这是吉安娜现在的最大感觉,虽然对方很明显拥有强大的实力,而且可以使用自己闻所未闻的将信息直接烙印在对方记忆中的能力,但仅凭这两点就自称神……这样只有两个可能,第一,对方真的是神,所以根本不需要也不屑于耐着性子和自己这个凡人证明自己的身份,第二,对方不过是一个拥有强大力量但心理不怎么正常的自大狂,或者是一个无聊到发疯的专门研究偏门魔法的老怪物,,很明显,第二种可能更靠谱一些,这个世界可不缺研究魔法走火入魔烧坏了脑子的法师。 Thinks of here, Jaina could not bear one play heart- right, plays the heart, all day was encumbered by these everything in disorder territory trivial matters, in addition various pressures in coming from Human Race kingdom, she enough, currently has such a opportunity rarely, appeared did not need her to lead „person who” the false mask is facing-, no matter the opposite party were the gods or the lunatic, Jaina felt oneself can not wear the mask speech finally. 想到这里,吉安娜忍不住起了一丝玩心-没错,就是玩心,整天被那些乱七八糟的领地琐事缠身,加上来自人类王国内的各种压力,她可是受够了,现在难得有这么一个机会,出现了一个不用她带着虚假面具去面对的“人”-不管对方是神明还是疯子,吉安娜都觉得自己终于可以不戴着面具说话了。 Therefore, she responded: „Hello, honored......” 于是,她回应了:“您好,尊贵的……” „Apostle(s), this is our unification names.” “使徒,这是我们的统一称呼。” It is official, should not real? Jaina is thinking, reply is not slow: „Sir Apostle(s), if you want to know that Azeroth present situation, I can only say, very not good......” 还挺正式的,该不会是真的吧？吉安娜这么想着,回复的却一点都不慢:“使徒大人,如果您想知道艾泽拉斯现状的话,我只能说,非常不好……” „Prepares to record- please specifically describe.” “准备记录-请详细说明。” No matter how Jaina thinks, she at least reported the Azeroth World bitter experience to us earnestly-, even if she is holding the thoughts of coordinate practical joke merely. 不管吉安娜是怎么想的,她至少认认真真地向我们汇报了艾泽拉斯世界的遭遇-哪怕她仅仅是抱着配合恶作剧的心思。 Through narration of Jaina, we also realized finally, between the projection information and actual situations have what difference. 通过吉安娜的讲述,我们也终于意识到,投影信息和实际情况之间有什么差别。 Although big world outlook has no distinction, but the matter of true Azeroth World, has the enormous distinction with the on the Earth Demon Beast plots- cites a clearest example, the dead spirit disaster starts, the combustion regiment invades, blood Pixie/Elf revolting, the time of this big pile of pivotal affairs, is completely unexpectedly different from our familiar “plot”! 尽管大的世界观没有什么分别,但真正的艾泽拉斯世界发生的事情,和地球上的魔兽剧情之间还是有着巨大分别的-举个最明显的例子,亡灵天灾开始,燃烧军团入侵,血精灵叛变,这一大堆关键性事件的发生时刻,竟然和我们熟知的“剧情”完全不同！ Obeyed the Lin Xue's proposition luckily, conducted the contact with Jaina, once otherwise we enter Azeroth rashly, and defers to the description in Demon Beast plot to formulate the words of plan, will definitely take many tortuous paths! 幸好听从了林雪的提议,和吉安娜进行了联络,否则一旦我们贸然进入艾泽拉斯,并且按照着魔兽剧情里的描述来制定行动计划的话,肯定会走很多弯路！ But Azeroth, when Jaina just said after the situation that the combustion regiment invaded, that mysterious sound interrupts her description immediately: „According to your narration, the combustion regiment has invaded your World now, moreover are you completely in the passive state now?” 而在艾泽拉斯这边,当吉安娜刚刚说完了关于燃烧军团入侵的情况之后,那个神秘的声音立刻打断了她的描述:“按照你的讲述,现在燃烧军团已经入侵了你们的世界,而且你们现在完全处于被动局面？” „Yes,” Jaina also no longer considers the opposite party at this moment in practical joke such issue, but really the start earnest talked with us, „the Demon army has set foot on Carrim many lands, and had the intense battle with us, we...... were at a disadvantage completely, because not only the other's was powerful, because of......” “是的,”吉安娜此刻也不再考虑对方是不是在恶作剧这样的问题,而是真的开始认真和我们交谈,“恶魔的大军已经踏上卡利姆多的土地,并与我们产生了激烈的交战,我们……完全处于下风,不仅因为对方的强大,更因为……” „Internal difference, or- civil war.” “内部的分歧,或者说-内战。” „Right, even in this case, among various clans were still maintaining the enormous difference, although we already achieved the treaty of alliance with Beastman and dark night Pixie/Elf, but many Human Race still to such jointly has the denial attitude, our situations...... are very bad.” “没错,即使在这种情况下,各族之间仍然保持着巨大的分歧,尽管我们已经与兽人和暗夜精灵达成了盟约,但更多的人类仍然对这样的联合持否定态度,我们的情况……很糟。” „Got it, Azeroth World as first saved the goal, the rescue troops will arrive around Beisela in 48 hours, please prepare to receive.” “明白了,艾泽拉斯世界作为优先拯救目标,救援部队将在48小时内到达塞拉摩附近,请准备接收。” Then, the communication interrupted, only leaves behind astonished Jaina. 然后,通讯中断了,只留下惊愕的吉安娜。 ...... Is difficult to be inadequate, isn't this practical joke? ……难不成,这不是恶作剧？