Chapter 14 第14章 Alien invasion?( This chapter free) 外星人入侵？(本章免费) I now am very sleepy, dizzy and light-headed, the whole body is sore, and retches disgustingly. 我现在很困,头晕脑胀,全身酸痛,而且恶心干呕。 I profoundly understand very, 12 : 00 o'clock at night make a speed 210 kilometers female superhuman shoulder on the shoulder runs quickly back and forth several hundred kilometers is the sb behaviors without a doubt, what sb are, after one night toss about me also to persist in attending class unexpectedly, this cannot help but made me have a very terrifying idea- my potential can Masochist Attribute be activated finally? 我十分深刻地认识到,半夜十二点让一个时速210公里的女超人扛在肩上来回奔驰数百公里是毫无疑问的sb行为,更sb的是,经过了一夜的折腾我居然还坚持来上课,这不由得让我产生了一个很恐怖的想法-难道我潜在的m属性终于要被激活了？ ...... Is afraid Oh! ……不寒而栗啊！ Studies by oneself early chaotically the later classroom such as the management arrives at the instantaneous alley mouth, everywhere is student that the noisy sound and energy too much are upon the jump, sells under the missile the cafeteria to school to make what food from the US to stage at noon today, how to the tens of thousands years ago primitive men to think baked the food nearly to the school shooting of yesterday's, as if entire World possible topic centralized in this small classroom, the magnanimous information collection and distribution was then processed here becomes various all sorts of strange and unusual appearances, did not hit the captions to estimate how many cannot understand them to say. 早自习之后的教室乱的如城管到来瞬间的胡同口,到处都是吵吵嚷嚷的声音和精力过剩跑来跑去的同学,上至美国对台出售导弹下至学校的食堂今天中午做什么饭,远至几万年前的原始人怎么会想到烧烤食品近至昨天发生的校园枪击案,仿佛整个世界可能产生的话题都集中在这间小小的教室中,海量的信息在这里集散然后被加工成各种千奇百怪的样子,在不打字幕的情况下估计没多少人能听懂他们说的话。 In this noisy environment I only want to sleep well. 在这嘈杂的环境中我只想好好地睡一觉。 If I can sleep this chapter not to need to write...... cough cough smoothly, slip in speech. 如果我能顺利睡一觉的话这章也就没有必要写了……咳咳,口误。 I noticed that a shadow throws, has whistling the wind sound/rumor. 恍惚中我看到一个黑影扑来,带着呼呼的风声。 The name of this shadow was Zhao Hang, the first friend who after is I arrived at this school, makes, after my high school changed over to this school to be different, Zhao Hang started to go to school from the junior middle school here, the understanding of school this went far beyond me, just began school also once helped me be many, somewhat boasted besides the character is a very good person, the most obvious characteristics were the agility that the build of that motion meat mountain as well as his and body weight was not completely in line with, it is said that the body weight of this fellow has been 190 jin (0.5 kg) and has sign that faintly broke 200, was called the human form. Combat tank is not overrated. 这个黑影的名字叫赵航,是我来到这所学校之后交的第一个朋友,和我高中之后才转入这所学校不同,赵航是从初中开始就在这里上学的,对这所学校的了解远远超过我,刚开学的时候也曾帮过我不少忙,除了性格有些咋咋呼呼之外还是个很不错的人,最明显的特征就是那移动肉山的体型以及他那和体重完全不相符的敏捷性,据说,这家伙的体重已达190斤并隐隐有突破200大关的迹象,被称为人形战车也毫不为过。 „Chen Jun! Awakes! Early in the morning on this type, you yesterday evening......” “陈俊！醒醒！大早起的就这个样,难道你昨天晚上……” The blood threads that my lifts the head, double in the eyes covers entirely makes front big fatty have a scare. 我抬起头,双眼中布满的血丝让面前的大胖子吓了一跳。 „, Chen Jun, were you? Yesterday evening you all night? Has your Elder Sister to look that you can also slip out the internet?” “呀,陈俊,你这是咋了？昨晚上你通宵去了？有你老姐看着你还能溜出去上网？” „I must say that I yesterday evening and terrorist did attach you to believe?” “我要说我昨晚上和恐怖分子接头去了你信不信？” „Does not believe.” Zhao Hang shakes the head firmly, the fat on face spills over the intermittent wave. “不信。”赵航坚定地摇了摇头,脸上的肥肉泛出阵阵波浪。 „That did not have the common language......” I saying that the eyelid cannot help but had the sign of close, the sound also blurred gradually. “那就没有共同语言了……”我说着,眼皮不由自主地又有了合上的迹象,声音也渐渐地模糊起来。 „Hey, awakes, do not first be busy sleeping, does here have the flash news you to listen?” “嘿,醒醒醒醒,先别忙着睡觉,我这里有大新闻你听不听？” „At noon the steamed stuffed bun special price of cafeteria?” “中午食堂的包子特价了？” „That does not have.” “那倒没有。” „Walks, does not deliver......” “走好,不送……” Looks that I gather the upper eyelids again, Zhao Hang have no alternative. 看着我再次合上眼皮,赵航也无可奈何。 However although I a news interest in this fellow without, do not represent others would have no interest, quick had a sound to save Comrade Zhao Hang that to suffer the immature mind of attack promptly. 不过虽然我对这家伙的新闻一点兴趣都没有,并不代表其他人就没有兴趣,很快就有一个声音及时拯救了赵航同志那颗正在遭受打击的幼小心灵。 Always liked listening to Qianqian of various hearsay to collect, quite strangely asked: „Fat, what news?” 一向喜欢听各种小道消息的浅浅凑了过来,好奇地问道:“胖胖,啥新闻？” „Our menopause impresario Ren was the big deal, resigned!” “咱们那个更年期班主任家里出了大事,辞职了！” All personnel peaceful several seconds, then boils all of a sudden, everyone was all attracted the attention by this news, on comes to inquire news- then I rested thoroughly inadequately. 全班安静了几秒,然后一下子沸腾起来,大家全都被这个消息吸引了注意力,纷纷上前来打探消息-这下我彻底睡不成了。 „Good!” Zhao Hang waves fiercely, took a fast look around surroundings hopeful students one complacently, then said slowly: „Behind is key is at- does everyone want to know that who our new teachers in charge are?” “好了好了！”赵航猛地一挥手,得意洋洋地扫视了周围满怀期望的同学们一眼,然后缓缓说道:“后面才是重点所在-大家想不想知道咱们的新班主任是谁？” students silent two seconds, then bends the waist to copy the stool as if by prior agreement. 同学们沉默了两秒,然后不约而同地弯腰抄凳子。 „Wait, I said that I said!” Zhao Hang in the face of the vanity and poor life chose the latter wisely, „is Great Beauty Oh!” “等等,我说我说！”在虚荣心和小命面前赵航明智地选择了后者,“是一个大美女啊！” „-” everybody simultaneous/uniform Hu, then came one uniform: „Defers to your aesthetic standard?” “啊-”众人齐呼,然后整齐划一地来了一句:“就按照你的审美观？” The aesthetic standard of Student Zhao Hang is everybody has been interested very much the matter, seemingly in this in the eyes, so long as does not affect the city's appearance woman to call it the beautiful woman, afterward also some rumors said that so long as were woman can enter the Student Zhao Hang discernment, a recent edition was Student Zhao Hang has widened the range of any non- man this range, according to the optimistic estimate this range even possibly expanded to spring elder brother recently...... 赵航同学的审美观一直是众人很感兴趣地事情,貌似在这位的眼中只要是个不影响市容的女人就可以称之为美女,后来又有谣言说只要是个女人就可以入得了赵航同学的法眼,最近的一个版本则是赵航同学已经把这个范围扩大到了任何非男人的范围,据乐观估计在近期内这个范围甚至可能扩展到春哥的身上…… Therefore to the Zhao Hang mouth in „beautiful woman” teacher in charge, everyone, but has not posted a hope. 因此对赵航口中的“美女”班主任,大家可是没有报一点希望。 Saw that everyone responded desolately Zhao Hang was somewhat anxious, he said loudly: „Your this anything responded what Ah? I said is really! Is beautiful woman Oh! I alone of long hair believes not only, two passing by buddies also said!” 看到大家冷淡的反应赵航有些急了,他大声说道:“你们这什么反应啊？我说的可是真的！是一个长发的美女啊！不光我一个人这么认为,还有两个路过的哥们也这么说的！” It seems like this fellow's self-knowledge to own aesthetic standard also a little, he also knows that at least asks a normal person to come for oneself to support, naturally we do not remove have others also to have the possibility of such special aesthetic standard. 看来这家伙对自己的审美观还有一点自知之明,最起码他还知道找个正常人来为自己佐证,当然我们也不排除还有其他人也拥有这么特殊的审美观的可能性。 Saw the appearance that everybody still thinks little, Zhao Hang flings the sleeve: „Met you to know in any case, the first class was the class of new teacher in charge, when the time comes looked you also had what words to say! Snort, absolutely is the long hair beautiful woman!” 见到众人依然不以为意的样子,赵航一甩袖子:“反正一会你们就知道了,第一节课就是新班主任的课,到时候看你们还有什么话说！哼,绝对是个长发美女！” Sees Zhao Hang this appearance, everyone cannot help but somewhat is also half believing and half doubting, to that legend in „long hair beautiful woman teacher in charge” had an anticipation of faint trace. 见到赵航这个样子,大家也不由得有些将信将疑,对那个传说中的“长发美女班主任”有了一丝丝的期待。 As for me...... when why Zhao Hang „long hair beautiful woman” four character exits do I have to plant very feeling of unease? 至于我……为什么当赵航“长发美女”四个字一出口的时候我就有种非常不安的感觉呢？ At this moment marquis, attending class bell sound. 就在这时侯,上课铃响了。 Everyone returns to the seat at a rapid speed, is waiting for legend the arrival of beautiful woman teacher in charge calmly. 大家以飞快的速度回到座位上,屏息静气地等待着传说中的美女班主任的到来。 The sound of footsteps that has the rhythm resounds in out of the door, then keeps and waist long hair and stature has, to seem like 20 over beautiful women to walk concave-convex. 一阵有节奏的脚步声在门外响起,然后一个留着及腰长发、身材凹凸有致、看上去不过20出头的美女走了进来。 „-” Numerous draft animal simultaneous/uniform Hu. “哇-”众牲口齐呼。 „-” Women marvel. “啊-”众妇女惊羡。 My chī liū slipped into under the table. 我哧溜一声滑到了桌子底下。 This I knew, was yesterday evening nearly became US President that long hair elder sister...... 这个我认识,就是昨天晚上险些成了美国总统的那个长发姐姐…… „students is good, I am your new teachers in charge, later is responsible for your Language and Literature Class, my name was Pan Lingling, hopes that over the next half year can be together...... the long hair beautiful woman on platform to say with everyone happily” smilingly, the line of sight has often swept from here. “同学们好,我是你们的新班主任,以后负责你们的语文课,我的名字叫潘玲玲,希望在未来的半年里能和大家相处愉快……”讲台上的长发美女笑容可掬地说着,视线不时地从我这里扫过。 I also think that your first few words should be: „Ignorant earthling, you had been conquered! Puts down weapon to obey our Xiling Empire's leadership in a big hurry!” And so on. 我还以为你第一句话应该是:“无知的地球人,你们已经被征服了！快快放下武器服从我们希灵帝国的领导吧！”之类。 This class I do not know how simply to pass, on the platform stands such destabilizing factor really to have a great influence on me, making me restless, but in the class all draft animals must not be oneself by this Alien Terrorist fan luckily, on no one thinks that my restless appearance has anything is not right. 这一堂课我简直不知道是怎么过去的,讲台上站着这么个不安定因素实在对我影响颇大,让我如坐针毡,但是幸好班里所有的牲口们都已经被这个外星恐怖分子迷得神魂颠倒,也就没有人认为我坐卧不安的样子有什么不对劲。 After finishing class, my first matter is goes to the junior middle school section to look for Pandora to ask why what's the matter. 下课之后,我的第一件事就是去初中部找潘多拉问问究竟是怎么回事。 When just ran down the school building staircase, a tall man and I ruthlessly hit together. 在刚刚跑下教学楼的楼梯时,一个高个子男人和我狠狠地撞在一起。 „, Is sorry!” I am saying flustered, then turns around to walk. “啊,抱歉抱歉！”我慌慌张张地说着,然后转身就走。 After three seconds, I transferred. 三秒钟之后,我又转了回来。 Was standing with that big man who I ran upon there a moment ago straightly, saw me to turn back, "bang" respected Xiling Empire's military salute. 刚才和我撞上的那个高大男人正笔直地站在那里,见我折返回来,“啪”地敬了一个希灵帝国的军礼。 „Actually did you print how many counterfeit paper money yesterday evening?” I am cloudy the face to ask. “你们昨晚上究竟印了多少假钞？”我阴着脸问。 „Reported Emperor! The cash that we print enough supports all Empire Commander to live for 45 months in this World,” front man is not others, was one of the yesterday evening counterfeit paper money two person groups, „guarantee cannot have the oversized impact on the economy of this World.” “报告皇帝！我们印制的现金足够支持所有帝国指挥官在这个世界生活四五个月,”面前的男人不是别人,正是昨晚上的假钞双人组之一,“保证不会对这个世界的经济造成过大的冲击。” „Do you do now here?” “那你现在在这里干什么？” „Reported Emperor, I have become this smoothly the teacher in school!” “报告皇帝,我已经顺利成为这所学校的教师！” Just as expected...... 果然不出所料…… „What do you teach them?” Actually my very curious this was still printing the counterfeit paper money Big Brother to teach student anything last night. “你教他们什么？”我很好奇这位头天晚上还在印制假钞的大哥究竟能教学生们什么。 „Ideological Politics and legal foundation!” Front counterfeit paper money boys'school air/Qi replied fully. “思想政治和法律基础！”面前的假钞男中气十足地回答道。 I felt that the earthling next generation is suffering an early deliberate disaster...... 我感觉地球人的下一代正在经历一场早有预谋的灾难…… Under school building of junior middle school section, Pandora seems unflustered facing my question. 在初中部的教学楼下,潘多拉面对我的问话显得从容不迫。 „According to your order, they found the right work respectively, moreover considering your security problem, I arranged this them surroundings of school.” “按照您的命令,他们各自找到了合适的工作,而且考虑到您的安全问题,我把他们安排到了这所学校的周围。” „...... Good, I did not suspect that they do have ability of correspondence, my also question- actually did they how find the work? No matter how said, quite a while the time, they possibly did find the work? Must know that they were arrived at this World Oh! yesterday evening” “……好吧,我也不怀疑他们有没有对应的能力,我还有一个疑问-他们究竟是怎么找到工作的？不管怎么说,连半天时间都不到,他们怎么可能找到工作？要知道他们可是昨天晚上才来到这个世界啊！” „Did Elder Brother also record yesterday's that to transmit in Commander to tree trunk?” “哥哥还记着昨天那个传送到树干里的指挥官么？” I think all of a sudden that was picked a unlucky egg of evening's burr. 我一下子想到了那个被人摘了一晚上毛刺的倒霉蛋。 „Did the burr in fellow belly pick cleanly?” I care about hand/subordinate the safety very much. “那家伙肚子里的毛刺摘干净了么？”我还是很关心手下安危的。 „Almost,” the Pandora's tone cares about nothing, „that fellow is Spirit Assault Force Commander, most excels is community Mind Interference.” “差不多吧,”潘多拉的语气毫不在乎,“那个家伙是心灵突击部队的指挥官,最擅长的就是群体心灵干涉。” ...... I can think Alien did give the brainwashing earthling? ……我是不是可以认为外星人把地球人给洗脑了？ Although in the heart feels somewhat improper, but I also only then accepts this result reluctantly, I cannot find out any good way to place these 300 people in any case. 虽然心中还是觉得有些不妥,不过我也只有勉强接受这个结果,反正我是想不出有什么好办法可以安置这300人。 Therefore, in situation that no one perceives, a Alien invasion was completed muddleheaded...... 于是,在没有任何人觉察的情况下,一场外星人入侵就这么稀里糊涂地完成了……