Chapter 139 第139章 Playing truant 翘课 From some perspective, the theories of four country professors do not have the mistake. 从某种方面来说,四国教授的理论是没有错误的。 Every so often, intelligent cannot solve all problems, 290 IQ are impossible to enable you to have a good command has not contacted the foreign language baseless, but- attention, this is to be full of various theatrical glossaries, I liked with this word-, but, Pandora and not only had a small head of super genius. 很多时候,聪明并不能解决一切问题,二百九的智商也不可能让你凭空掌握一门从没有接触过的外语,但是-注意,这是一个充满了各种戏剧化的词汇,我太喜欢用这个词了-但是,潘多拉并不仅仅拥有一个超级天才的小脑瓜。 She also has one set of time and updates the database connected material sharing system immediately, as well as several hundred upload various types of knowledge materials to it uninterruptedly subordinate Commander. 她还拥有一套时刻与即时更新数据库相连的资料共享系统,以及数百名不间断向其上传各种知识资料的下级指挥官。 This causes...... 这导致…… In the middle Lolita stands up unemotionally, in the surroundings person or looked that the vision of good play or in sympathy used the standard Berlin sound to come a language fast to reach as high as every second two minutes of three words speaks. 之间小萝莉面无表情地站起身来,在周围人或看好戏或同情的目光中用标准的柏林音来了一场语速高达每秒三个单词的两分钟演讲。 Then I noticed that the faces of four country professors all of a sudden become shiny black. 然后我看到四国教授的脸一下子变得黑油油的。 Although my not outstanding IQ and is German result of ornaments keeps me from understanding radically the Little Sister a moment ago what said is anything, but the matters are certain, Pandora has not definitely spoken what word of praise. 尽管我那并不出众的智商和根本就是个摆设的德语成绩让我无法理解刚才小妹说的是什么,但是有一件事可以肯定,潘多拉肯定没有说什么好话。 Sits through the inquiry in our front seat warm-hearted audience A, I roughly understood a moment ago the meaning of that tongue twister. 通过询问坐在我们前座的热心观众a,我才大致明白了刚才那段绕口令的含义。 Contained the point saying that appraised the the other's intelligence and by this obtained superiority feeling on the IQ and so on words with various ways...... 含蓄点说,就是用各种方式评价对方的智力并以此获得自己智商上的优越感之类的话…… Did not say implicitly, yes: Your retarded Oh! 不含蓄地说,就是:你丫弱智啊！ Like this really conforms to supercilious Pandora...... 这样的话真是符合心高气傲的潘多拉哈…… Front four countries taught one shamelessly dark the half of the day, then finally the eruption, smooth incomparable English coordinated principle of righteousness ice expression however „shouting” to pound to his opposite that rampant Lolita. 面前的四国教授一张老脸黑乎乎了半天,然后终于爆发,一句流畅无比的英语配合着大义凌然的表情“呼”地砸向他对面那个嚣张的小萝莉。 Pandora was still unemotional, retaliated for three minutes with more fluent London sound. 潘多拉仍然面无表情,用更加流利的伦敦音回敬了三分钟。 Then four country professors are in an uncontrollable rage, a loud Japanese brought the Supreme tide the atmosphere of entire classroom- I had seen that in the black face in four countries' showed the anxious expression. 然后四国教授更加怒不可遏,一句高声的日语将整个课堂的气氛带到了最高潮-不过我已经看出四国的黑脸上露出了不安的表情。 Pandora used three minutes of Japanese to speak extemporaneously appraised the the other's intelligence again. 潘多拉用三分钟日语即兴演讲再次评价了对方的智力。 Then four country gentlemen said again anything, then failed to explode thoroughly- this is very easy to understand, when the opposite party continuously and you abuses each other with the languages of various countries, was one to have a good command of four foreign languages, but proud flamboyant male, at this moment, if with just had then used a foreign language retaliated, that definitely was a very disgraced matter, since similarly were disgraced, might as well remained silent saves the province strength. 然后四国先生再次说了一句什么,便彻底哑火了-这很容易理解,当对方源源不断地用各种国家的语言和你对骂的时候,身为一个以掌握了四门外语而自豪的牛逼男,这时候要是回头用刚刚自己用过的一门外语来回敬,那肯定是一件很丢人的事情,既然同样是丢人,还不如保持沉默省省力气。 In then until more than 30 minutes of finishing class, we experienced anything truly is true international scolds, little girl by did not stand still south intonation long-term usage English German Japanese French Russian Korean of no fluctuation some Slavic Egypt language even Xiling language Heaven language Demon language World Pixie/Elf language seductress/evil spirit language Khuzdul and coming from God knows that corner World dialect carried out the brutal saturated type attack to four country gentlemen, I estimated that if the bell does not ring this girl to be able not to have the identical style to go speaking of the tomorrow's dawn- this must be the conservative estimate. 在接下来直到下课的三十多分钟里,我们真正见识到了什么才是真正的国际骂,小丫头以毫不停歇毫无波动的语调连续使用英语德语日语法语俄语韩语南斯拉夫语埃及语甚至希灵语天界语恶魔语某世界精灵语妖精语矮人语以及来自天知道那个犄角旮旯世界的方言对四国先生进行了惨无人道的饱和式打击,我估计要是下课铃不响这丫头能不带重样地说到明天天亮去-这还得是保守估计。 That moment when the bell resounds, I obviously saw four country professor entire body rickets. 当下课铃响起的那一刻,我明显地看到四国教授整个身子都佝偻了起来。 It is estimated that is unable to be separated from today's shadow in his lifetime. 估计在他有生之年是无法脱离今天的阴影了。 This surroundings person truly with looking at the Monster vision observed Pandora, can in the classroom is 12 years old Loli that used dozens languages and professors shouts abuse in public, where no matter threw that is can shake pearl Oh! of blind dog eye 这次周围的人是真正用看怪物的目光来观察潘多拉了,一个能在课堂上用几十种语言和教授骂街的十二岁萝莉,不管扔到哪里那都是一颗能晃瞎狗眼的明珠啊！ I put out a hand to press firmly between the fingers the Pandora feel ultra good cheek, rubbed the pasta the same as rub, at the same time boasted to say in a low voice: „Ok, the dead girl, this crest of wave left in a big way......” 我伸手就捏住了潘多拉手感超好的脸蛋,揉面团一样揉来揉去,一边低声咋呼道:“行啊,死丫头,这次风头出大了……” Pandora looked up my one eyes, then lowered the head to my chest starts headbutt attack. 潘多拉抬头看了我一眼,然后低头对我胸口发动头槌攻击。 „If I have such fierce IQ, what worried that the school grades issue......” ten thousand years of diligent tragedy male Liu Feng baby shoe to Pandora startled is the Celestial, in the tone actually the to be full of sour feeling, clearly, this diligent to wishing one could to tie up oneself in library actually maintains the school first tragedy male from the bottom to be in a daze to eat between -meal snack to front for a long time to hide every day late in Elder Brother arms act spoiled the sentiment of talent young girl to be full of envy, moreover when also yy can also have such powerful brain when the envy unceasingly. “如果我有这么厉害的智商,何愁学分问题啊……”万年勤奋悲剧男刘锋童鞋对潘多拉惊为天人,语气中却充满了酸溜溜的感觉,很明显,这个勤奋到恨不得把自己绑在图书馆里却长期保持全校倒数第一的悲剧男对面前这个每天迟到发呆吃零食躲在哥哥怀里撒娇的天才少女充满了嫉妒之情,而且在嫉妒之余还不断yy自己什么时候也能拥有这么强大的脑子。 You continue the tragedy, thinks to know that with the hemorrhoids the brain of Human Race is impossible to catch up with the quantum operation core...... 你就继续悲剧吧,用痔疮想想都知道人类的大脑是不可能赶得上量子运算核心的…… Successfully turned a professor , after dry/does Pandora is obviously happy, I almost can feel that joy of little girl heart of hearts, the probably mischievous Little Sister found the beloved toy to be the same. 成功干翻了一个教授之后潘多拉明显心情很好,我几乎能感觉到小丫头内心深处的欢呼雀跃,就好像顽皮小妹找到了心爱的玩具一样。 Since grew with Lin Xue this source of infection together dull time, Pandora liked giving people a hard time more and more-, this was the good deed, always compared with pondered that all day long how to eliminate Pacific Fleet to be much better. 自从和林雪这个感染源在一起呆的时间长了,潘多拉越来越喜欢整人了-嘛,这是好事,总比成天思考怎么消灭太平洋舰队要好多了。 Therefore, the following two classes became these hell of flamboyant professors wishes one could the whole body to hang all over the degree card honorable medal. 于是,接下来的两堂课就成了那些恨不得浑身挂满学位证荣誉奖章的牛逼教授们的地狱。 The pressure that can you discusses any Human Race to study the entire domain expert of theory has created in 58 foreign languages be these professors cannot withstand the heaviness absolutely, in their hearts is certainly shouting'mother-fucker' secretly, obviously is special student that on two confession can attend class freely, actually comes to here to add to the chaos, didn't this clarify looked for a job? 一个能用五十八种外语和你探讨任何一种人类研究过的理论的全领域专家所带来的精神压力绝对是这些教授所不能承受之重,他们心中一定在偷偷骂娘,明明是两个上面交代可以自由上课的特殊学生,却偏偏来这里添乱,这不是摆明了找事吗？ The heaven testified, I want to experience big student in legend to live, was disturbed that Pandora is good? 老天作证,我只是想体验一下传说中的大学生活而已,捣乱的那是潘多拉好不好？ Therefore finally, our brother and sister were ordered not to permit to approach the classroom half step. 所以最后,我们兄妹俩被勒令不准靠近教室半步。 Why do not have doubts I also to be refused close to the classroom, because Pandora spoke such a few words: „I and Elder Brother together, which the Elder Brother, me is at where.” 不要疑惑为什么我也被严禁靠近教室,因为潘多拉说了这么一句话:“我和哥哥在一起,哥哥在哪,我就在哪。” Finally that pitiful big long hair combed straight back professor is almost delivers with tears our two, I record clearly, in these are startled Pandora for student surrounding of Celestial in all directions, that professor instantaneously is of old such as the facial features later years. 最后那位可怜的大背头教授几乎是眼含热泪把我们两个送出去的,我清楚地记着在四面八方那些将潘多拉惊为天人的学生包围中,那位教授瞬间苍老如暮年的面容。 Since I and Pandora must go back, Qianqian is also naturally disinclined to stay in the classroom listens to the heavenly book, therefore found an excuse then to ask for leave to walk out. 既然我和潘多拉都要回去,浅浅自然也懒得呆在课堂听天书,于是找了个理由便请假退席了。 Said one while convenient, the reason of this girl is „family's pet feared unexpectedly lonely must go back to accompany it for half a month......”, remembers the professor to clench jaws while is meeting rudeness with a smile nods, I really am so exaggerating to feel to the Lin Xue's influence extremely admiringly. 顺带说一句,这丫头的理由竟然是“家里的宠物怕寂寞自己要回去陪它半个月……”,想起教授一边咬牙切齿一边陪着笑脸地点头,我真是对林雪的势力如此夸张而感到万分钦佩。 Attends a lecture in the school might as well goes home accurately with efficient, therefore we who the Pandora sharing information bank comes then chose went home directly. 在学校听课还不如回家和潘多拉共享资料库来的准确高效,所以我们便选择了直接回家。 Speaking of going home, the reason that because goes to school, we look for house outside now, and elder sister also followed to move, naturally, money asked Lin Xue that ten thousand years of fool to reimburse, in view of the fact that has demolished me to be equivalent to two battle classes continuously the landing craft, this fund Young Lady Lin was glad very much...... 说到回家,因为上学的原因,现在我们在外面找了一座房子,并且姐姐也跟着搬了过来,当然,钱是找林雪那个万年冤大头报销的,鉴于已经连续拆毁了我相当于两艘争斗者级的登陆舰,这点资金林大小姐还是很乐意出的…… Now Qianqian also lives in together with us, originally I and her relations were Uncle Uncle Xu tacitly approve, moreover we have almost marched into the adult of society, Uncle Xu also tacitly consented to our together- . Moreover the tragedy said one, although there is Shandora and Shandora liangs position lovers, we now pure drop sexual relations...... 现在浅浅也和我们住在一起,本来我和她的关系就是许叔叔默认了的,而且我们都已经是几乎步入社会的成年人,许叔也就默许了我们在一起-另外悲剧地说一句,虽然有了珊多拉位恋人,我们现在还是纯洁滴男女关系啊…… When going home, we discovered, Shandora has arrived home. 当回到家里的时候,我们发现,珊多拉早就已经到家了。 Her yawn world slanting by the sofa of living room, a World end came the lazy appearance that does not plan to set out, Anveena that not far away, a maid dresses up snort/hum the song is cleaning, a having fun appearance. 她哈欠连天地斜靠在客厅的沙发上,一副世界末日来了也不打算起身的慵懒模样,不远处,一身女仆打扮的安薇娜正在哼着小曲打扫,一副乐在其中的样子。 I felt, initially came the Anveena belt/bring is really the wisest decision that my whole life makes, accepted the maid from 12 years old as one legitimate maid trained, Anveena own work displays nearly the situation of masterstroke/divine skill simply, I really cannot understand how she will be will put in order a villa to clean cleanly within a afternoon by a person of strength, and since did not have the pressure on bear the entire big family everyone's diet, moreover she also had the conduct that the good training docile temperament bore hardships and stood hard work wait/etc. as the quality that a perfect maid must have, even if the most nitpicking person cannot discover from her. Any has neglected duty place as the servant- she is not these light/only has mere show coser, but is one true can take care of the professional maid of person. 我觉得,当初将安薇娜带过来实在是我这辈子做的最明智的决定,作为一个从十二岁就接受正统女仆训练的女仆,安薇娜简直将自己的工作发挥到了近乎神技的地步,我真是不能理解她是怎么以一人之力在一下午之内将整间别墅打扫干净并且毫无压力地负担起整个大家庭所有人的饮食的,而且她还拥有良好的修养温顺的脾气吃苦耐劳的品行等等作为一个完美女仆所必须拥有的品质,即使是最挑剔的人也不能从她身上找出任何作为佣人有所失职的地方-她可不是那些光有空架子的coser,而是一个真正的能照顾人的职业女仆。 Said without the slightest exaggeration, if she goes out to be the nanny, one can in six months a household management service industry of series Asia , Africa and Europe, and becomes entire World all dwellings is the lifeform long-awaited...... cough cough, the mouth floated. 毫不夸张地说,假如她出去当保姆的话,一准能在半年内一统亚非欧三大洲的家政服务业,并且成为全世界所有宅系生物梦寐以求的……咳咳,嘴漂了。 However according to Anveena's described, this was not anything, and she who initially worked sisters each that can do with her is equally good, even in then pill kingdom, like the maid who her has not undergone the high level education can only be second-grade- mother, the Azeroth person can enjoy, got what one deserves to stare by Sargeras. 但是按照安薇娜的描述,她这并不算什么,当初和她一起工作的姐妹们每一个都能做的和她一样好,甚至在当时的洛丹伦王国,像她这样没有经受高等教育的女仆只能算是二流-妈的,艾泽拉斯的人太会享受了,活该被萨格拉斯盯上。 In summary, I think that at that time came back the Anveena belt/bring is really a quite wise matter, naturally, was not only because obtained housework multipurpose energy infinite nanny but who also did not want the wages, because also this fully satisfied somebody long-awaited had one private to be maid the soul of dwelling...... 综上所述,我认为当时自己将安薇娜带回来真是一件相当明智的事情,当然了,不仅仅是因为获得了一个家务万能精力无限而且不要工资的保姆,还因为这充分满足了某人梦寐以求的拥有一个私属女仆的宅之魂…… However a little must explain that although Anveena is very outstanding, if she can pay attention to the ordinary astonishing action that more perfect slightly...... 不过有一点还是要说明的,安薇娜虽然很优秀,不过假如她能稍稍注意一下平常的惊人之举的话那就更完美了…… I somewhat looked at one to flutter speechless in the midair whether, and will pass through the wall to inspect opposite room clean Anveena, felt own every day is experiencing at midnight the ominous bell. 我有些无语地看了一眼飘在半空中并且将头穿过了墙壁来检查对面屋子是否干净的安薇娜,感觉自己每天都在经历午夜凶铃。 „Did you also play truant? little brat? Elder sister not in?” I occupied Shandora of entire sofa to entrain to put positively a person, then observed the situation all around, had not actually discovered that usually most restless and most was good at stopping the restless several people. “你也翘课了？小家伙们呢？姐姐怎么也不在？”我将一个人占了整个沙发的珊多拉拽起来放正,然后环视四周,却没有发现平常最闹腾和最擅长制止闹腾的几个人。 „Can you ask separatedly?” Shandora shakes full head the golden hair, then shouted one to throw the ground to start to sway back and forth for the thick rug that on she prepared specially- words saying that this girl did look like only the cat more and more? “你能分开问吗？”珊多拉晃晃满头的金发,然后呼地一声扑到了地上专门为她准备的厚地毯上开始打滚-话说这丫头怎么越来越像只猫了？ „I played truant, because that old bald person teaches is really no interesting . Moreover the lewd looks at me, therefore I made him take off the guang clothes to sing for two hours in front of the administrative building ‚my Sun’, then came back......” “我翘课了,因为那个老秃子讲课实在没什么意思,而且还一个劲色迷迷地看我,所以我让他脱guang衣服在行政楼前面唱了两个小时‘我的太阳’,然后就回来了……” Way that...... the eldest sister, you plays truant compared with Pandora also ox cross/crotch...... ……大姐,你翘课的方式比潘多拉还牛叉啊…… Shandora does not have the demeanor to be sprawled to lie down on the ground, then breaks off the finger saying: „Little Bubbles should buy the new clothes, therefore Chen Qian led her to take to the streets, studios of Bubbles in two buildings played the game, person 25 making out bill brushed the seamount, Della in oneself room, perhaps is sleeping, perhaps is planting flowers, perhaps in research stone......” 珊多拉毫无风度地四仰八叉躺在地上,然后掰着指头说道:“小泡泡该买新衣服了,所以陈倩带着她上街了,泡泡在二楼的书房玩游戏,一个人二十五开单刷海山,叮当在自己的房间里,或许在睡觉,或许在种花,也或许在研究石头……” „Research stone?” I expressed the surprise, the first two types can also understand, but how was Della interested in the stone? “研究石头？”我表示诧异,前两种都还可以理解,不过叮当怎么对石头感兴趣了？ In at this moment, we are hearing in the building spreads one „bang” the loud sound suddenly, seemed anything to explode was the same. 正在这时候,我们突然听到楼上传出一声“砰”的巨响,就好像什么东西爆炸了一样。 Shandora sits to set out, the nod said: „It seems like in research stone.” 珊多拉坐起身来,点头说道:“看来是在研究石头。”