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#119: One serving the rich and powerful by literary hack work person

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Chapter 119 第119章 One serving the rich and powerful by literary hack work person 一帮闲人 After saving World, immediately returns to Earth to join during the third year in high school life of abyss of suffering, this matter was really funny...... 拯救完世界之后立刻回到地球投身水深火热的高三生活之中,这件事情实在是太搞笑了…… Although does not adapt very much, we have to join in the intense review immediately, because the third year in high school short vacation must end quickly, but our work have not done. 尽管很不适应,我们还是不得不立刻投身于紧张的复习中,因为高三短暂的假期很快就要结束,而我们的作业还一点没做。 „Simple primitive, rough crude, self-contradictory, is full of loopholes!” “简单原始,粗糙简陋,自相矛盾,漏洞百出！” Shandora lies on the table half-dead, is expressing the present intense emotion with one string of splendid peerless parallelism sentences. 珊多拉半死不活地趴在桌子上,用一串精彩绝伦的排比句抒发着自己现在激烈的情感。 I „thump” knocks on the the other's small head, in the latter grimaces to do intentionally in the aggressive expression one pack of topic stoppers to her hand. 我“咚”地一声敲在对方的小脑瓜上,在后者呲牙咧嘴故作凶悍的表情中将一叠题目塞到她手里。 „I know that Xiling science and technology reaches the pinnacle, but please at least also give Einstein them to save face, so many pioneers are not easy......” “我知道希灵科技登峰造极,但请你至少也给爱因斯坦他们留点面子,那么多先驱也不容易啊……” „Really is very bored......” Shandora to call out in grief to face upward to drop down, starts to roll on the floor. “可是真的很无聊啊……”珊多拉悲鸣着仰天倒下,开始在地板上滚来滚去。 Egg sore Princess Personal Guard that if this that served the rich and powerful by literary hack work by the school in saw does not know will have how the effect of stir...... 这一幕如果被学校里那帮闲的蛋疼的公主亲卫队看到了不知道会产生多么轰动的效应…… Mentioned Princess Personal Guard, I cannot help but remembered that help/gang to be done the miserable paparazzis by Shandora. 说起公主亲卫队,我不由得想起了那帮被珊多拉搞惨的狗仔队们。 The paparazzi is on this World besides the third largest high fighting strength branch of the services outside SEAL assault team and management, many celebrity jorums suffered besieging and pursuing of paparazzi to block off dead, can regard weakness attack special troop who facing this group all your words and deeds, moreover did not fear any morals class attack completely, even if were Sage Confucius world must be discovered three vulgar shadows by them again, when Shandora was besieged and pursued to block off by the so-called media I was really had a headache well. 都说狗仔队是这个世界上除了海豹突击队和城管之外的第三大高战斗力兵种,多少名人大腕都惨遭狗仔队的围追堵截而不幸牺牲,面对这帮可以将你的一切言行都当成弱点攻击而且完全不惧怕任何道德类打击的特种兵,哪怕就是孔圣人再世都得被他们找出三俗的影子来,所以当珊多拉被所谓的媒体围追堵截的时候我真是好好头疼了一把。 However didn't expect, Shandora is more ruthless than the paparazzi. 但是没想到,珊多拉比狗仔队更狠。 When three tabloid reporters were sent out by Riesca by the charge of espionage in the name of the country World issues a warrant for arrest, I to Shandora's brainwashing ability expressed gasping in admiration. 当三个小报记者以间谍罪的罪名被里斯卡以国家名义发出世界通缉的时候,我对珊多拉的洗脑能力表示了叹服。 When two entertainment hosts include starting from three years old by the Sir all -around three-dimensional picture of urination time by the momentum exposure of blotting out the sky on thing that in an entire World each possibility is used to propagandize, I deeply am subdued by the terrifying strength of collection of information personnel Vengeance Army manages. 当两个娱乐主持人从三岁开始包括被大人把着撒尿时候的全方位立体化照片以铺天盖地的声势曝光在全世界每一种可能用来宣传的东西上时,我被复仇军下辖的信息收集人员的恐怖实力深深折服。 When certain try to track to photograph surreptitiously Shandora's so-called private photographer not only anything to harvest does not have, instead received the whole family that 2700 coming from each angles use various exposures for successive one month every day „when personal photo”, my shameless spirit to the Xiling agents extends the high respect. 当若干名试图跟踪偷拍珊多拉的所谓私家摄影师不但什么收获都没有,反而连续一个月每天收到两千七百张来自各个角度使用各种曝光的自己全家人的“生活照”时,我对希灵谍报人员的无耻精神致以崇高的敬意。 Then, all were peaceful...... 然后,一切都太平了…… Perhaps in the peripheral mental institution were suddenly many is really frightened insanely, perhaps was feigns madness the former entertainment media staff who the avoidance issued a warrant for arrest. 只是周边的精神病院中突然多了很多或许是真被吓疯,或许是装疯躲避通缉的前娱乐媒体工作人员。 To Shandora this little extreme approach I, although begs to differ, but how to say that from the perspective of sociology, does that or compares to dispel anger! 对珊多拉这种有点极端的做法我虽然不敢苟同,不过怎么说呢,从社会学的角度上来讲,这么做还是比较解恨的！ Properly speaking will not be earnest with this small role by the Shandora's status, looks like in Shandora, she radically not earnest, that at most is the small game, but the small game to her placed on the average person to become the total destruction, if she were earnest, perhaps has sent the special forces slaughters entire World all paparazzis and relevant personnel cleanly...... 按理说以珊多拉的身份是不会和这种小角色较真的,不过在珊多拉看来,她根本就没有较真,那顶多就是一点小小的游戏而已,只是对她而言的小游戏放在普通人身上就成了灭顶之灾,而如果她较真的话,恐怕早就派特种部队将全世界所有的狗仔队及其相关人员屠杀干净了…… Naturally, then the unharmonious matter I will not permit! 当然,那么不和谐的事情我是不会允许的！ After a while, Shandora crawls suddenly rolling from the ground, then "Wow" throws to me on, said in high spirits: „Chen Jun, we go out to play!” 过了一会,珊多拉突然从地上一骨碌爬起来,然后“哇”地一声扑到我身上,兴冲冲地说道:“陈俊,咱们出去玩吧！” „...... Can't you peaceful meeting?” I look at the land that outside cladded in silvery white, depressed in the heart to clash to play an impulsion reluctantly wantonly insanely , indicating oneself were a being engrossed in reading sacred books and oblivious to what happening in the world large number of students. “……你就不能安静一会？”我看了看外面银装素裹的大地,勉强压下了心中冲出去大肆疯玩一番的冲动,表示自己是一个两耳不闻窗外事的莘莘学子。 On the Shandora face hangs up immediately lost the suffering look, said in a low voice: „But you went out with Qianqian yesterday......” 珊多拉脸上立刻挂上了失落委屈的神色,低声说道:“可是你昨天就和浅浅出去了……” Originally is this, indeed why since yesterday and Qianqian took a stroll later Shandora appear were very not law-abiding, occasionally will also show the anxious facial expression, originally was worried oneself were out of favor. 原来是这样,我说呢为什么自从昨天和浅浅出去散步之后珊多拉就一直显得很不安分,偶尔还会露出不安的神情,原来是担心自己受到冷落啊。 Although is the unfounded worry, but made one unable to find any blame the words. 虽然是毫无理由的担心,不过却让人找不到任何责备的话。 I have embraced the Shandora's shoulder gently, in seal a kiss on her forehead, asked with a smile: „I asked you, how long yesterday did I altogether accompany Qianqian?” 我轻轻揽过珊多拉的肩头,在她额头上印上一吻,笑着问道:“我问你,昨天我一共陪浅浅多长时间？” „Three hours 25 minutes 48 seconds!” Shandora buries in my arms, remaining silent replies, tone not hesitant. “三小时25分48秒！”珊多拉把头埋在我怀里,闷声回答道,语气没有一点犹豫。 I was moved . 我感动了,真的。 „How long do I accompany your on average every day?” “那我平均每天陪你多长时间？” „...... That does not calculate, I live here, you have to with my together! Otherwise you certainly to my distant...... I will not do the housework, is not gentle, then the diligent study prepares food actually must come one to eat the appraisal of non- deceased person reluctantly, except for going to war anything not, you are feel certainly sorry for me...... also to have with my together......” “……那不算,我是住在这里,你是不得不和我在一起的！否则的话你一定会离我远远的……我又不会做家务,又不温柔,那么努力学做饭却得来一个勉强吃不死人的评价,除了打仗什么都不会,你一定是可怜我才和我在一起……还有……” What mental association ability Ah? this is 这是哪门子的联想能力啊？ I did not know whether to laugh or cry shot on the Shandora forehead, said: „Good good, that tomorrow trades, I receive Qianqian, you move, then I accompany you to go out to stroll daily, what kind of?” 我哭笑不得地在珊多拉脑门上弹了一下,说道:“好吧好吧,那明天换过来,我把浅浅接过来住,你搬出去,然后我天天陪你出去逛,怎么样？” Shandora leaves behind a tooth seal to express the denial on my arm. 珊多拉在我胳膊上留下一个牙印表示否定。 „Therefore do not let one's thoughts wander,” I 2-3 chaotic, „you and Qianqian who golden hair of Shandora treasure rubs are the same, is my treasure, I may not have to treat coldly your any, with it thinks that these everything in disorder, might as well first handle the work.” “所以你就别乱想了,”我2-3把珊多拉一头宝贝的金发揉的乱糟糟的,“你和浅浅一样,都是我的宝贝,我可没有冷落你们任何一个,与其想这些乱七八糟的,不如先把作业搞定吧。” „I do not write!” Shandora cī the tooth to me, „I by the enough these everything in disorder retarded issues- is difficult to be inadequate you also really to plan that goes to the university to work as good student Ah?” “我才不写呢！”珊多拉冲我一呲牙,“我是受够这些乱七八糟的弱智问题了-难不成你还真打算去大学当个好学生啊？” I shake the head firmly. 我坚定地摇摇头。 After this is comes back, we decide, the body has Esper, there is a Xiling Emperor mistress anything's everything in disorder status, usually must rescue that help/gang once for a while because of disrupting the social order harm harmonious society by Empire Commander that the relevant departments please drink tea, in addition currently on the Earth has the Xiling vestige to surface unceasingly, I and Shandora are absolutely impossible to sit by and do nothing, as the matter stands, we , to look for a university to study calmly and steadily cultivates the behavior ordinary is basically impossible, to avoid troubling, I make Lin Xue help arrange simply, after and other everyone graduated, unifies one in the school enrolls to her family is controlling, then everyone. Tosses about...... cough cough outside together, handles everyday concerns in organization. 这是回来之后我们商定好的,身具异能,又有了希灵皇帝主母什么的乱七八糟的身份,平常还要解救那帮时不时因扰乱社会治安危害和谐社会而被有关部门请去喝茶的帝国指挥官们,再加上现在地球上不断有希灵遗迹浮出水面,我和珊多拉绝对不可能坐视不理,这样一来,我们要想找个大学安安稳稳读书平平凡凡做人基本上已经不可能,所以为了避免麻烦,我干脆让林雪帮忙安排一下,等大家毕业之后统一到她家族控制着的一所学院里挂个名,然后大家一起在外面折腾……咳咳,是处理组织里的日常事务。 What is the organization? This also with saying! Naturally idles egg sore Commander to draw in all day long that help/gang! The difficult non- achievement to make them turn over the pirating plate skewered mutton plastic emerald gold-plating chain in a state of disunity all day long? Withstand/Top the Xiling Empire's given name to make them conquer World to go? 组织是什么？这还用说！当然是把那帮成天闲着蛋疼的指挥官们收拢起来！难不成就让他们一盘散沙地成天倒腾盗版盘羊肉串塑料翡翠镀金链子？还是顶着希灵帝国的名号让他们征服世界去？ However talked into is the words of organization, the natures of our organization were also but actually exaggerating enough, with the Lin Xue's words, that was one spanned the innumerable galaxies, destroyed several thousand plane, in terrorist group that in Endless Void can stop the young child morbid night crying...... 不过说成是组织的话,我们这个组织的性质倒也够夸张的,用林雪的话来说,那就是一个跨越了无数星系,毁灭了数千位面,在无尽虚空中都能止小儿夜啼的恐怖集团啊…… However although does not need to be extremely careful to the matter of college entrance examination, you were also at least peaceful to finish the homework to me well your dead girl! 不过虽然不用对高考的事情太过上心,至少你也给我安静下来好好写完作业吧你这死丫头！ How has words to mention, the time seems like Shandora nearby cake, you one do not pay attention, it disappears...... 有句话是怎么说来着,时间就好像珊多拉旁边的蛋糕,你一不注意,它就不见了…… Finally endured the third year in high school that incomparably aggrieved time, in a summer, we helped Empire Chief of state extricate from the serious book mountain excessive assignments finally! 终于熬过了高三那无比憋屈的时光,在一个炎炎夏日,我们一帮帝国元首终于从沉重的书山题海中解脱了！ After the college entrance examination ends , the flash of going home, I felt that Shandora soon Le Feng, this point swallowed the meals and two tablewares of three people of shares from her simply continually can look, in me for the astonishing capacity for food and recipes of this funny guy felt at the same time that gasps in admiration, deeply the education might to China was shocked. 高考完之后回到家的一瞬间,我感觉珊多拉简直快要乐疯了,这一点从她一连吞下了三人份的饭菜和两副碗筷就可以看得出来,在我为这个活宝的惊人饭量和食谱感到叹服的同时,也深深对中国的教育威力表示震惊。 Can fight single-handedly innumerable year of Queen to compel this situation one in abyss World, this is what kind of terrifying matter Oh! 能把一个在深渊世界里孤军奋战无数年的女王逼到这种地步,这是何等恐怖的事情啊！ Later is Lin Xue this/should being busy at work, used her family strength to arrange the school to us as well as will play truant to live over the next four years anything, here is actually very good to be solved, after all my relative(s) only then elder sister, she knows the whole story to the truth, does not need to consider anything, but that side Qianqian is a little troublesome, because she has been hiding the truth from the family member about the Xiling Empire's matter, even Uncle Uncle Xu still simply knows existence of Esper, but- I gave Lin Xue this super coolie this terrible business in any case, couple of days ago I also delivered a Subspace sensor of latest model by her. Is opening playing, being glad her nasal mucus soaked is about to come out, now is to run about to talk, she happily also without enough time! 之后就是林雪该忙活的了,动用她的家族力量给我们安排学校以及未来的四年翘课生活什么的,我这里倒是很好解决,毕竟我的亲人只有姐姐一个,她还是对事情的真相知根知底的,根本不用多考虑什么,而浅浅那边就有点麻烦,因为关于希灵帝国的事情她一直瞒着家人,即使是许叔叔也仅仅是知道异能者的存在而已,不过-反正我把这档子麻烦事都交给林雪这个超级苦力了,前两天我还送了一台最新型号的亚空间感应器让她拆着玩,乐得她鼻涕泡都快出来了,现在不过是跑跑腿动动嘴,她高兴还来不及呢！ Lived about a year of third year in high school life restless, I now finally truly am idle, next, how several of us big idler this/should equaled to make up beforehand that well by the vacation that Lin Xue's Sahara gold roaming Jiaohe fell...... 闹闹腾腾地过了将近一年的高三生活,我现在才终于真正地清闲下来,下一步,我们几个大闲人该好好合计一下如何补上之前那个被林雪的撒哈拉黄金游搅合掉的假期了……
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