Chapter 109 第109章 Life always to be full of coincidence 人生总是充满了巧合 We return to Earth coordinate near an unvisited desert highway, the time is in the evening, clearly, although time flowing of two World are the relative independence, however in the Space jump process we still drained part of time. 我们回到地球的坐标在一个人迹罕至的沙漠公路边上,时间是傍晚,很明显,虽然两个世界的时间流动是相对独立的,但是在空间跳跃的过程中我们仍然流失了一部分的时间。 The first issue that we need to determine is, now on several th. 我们需要确定的第一个问题是,现在几号了。 Because returned to Earth, for being insufficient makes some Loli strange name bring to the attention of average person, I also changed to the Pandora's name: „Lily, had a look at today on several th.” 由于回到了地球,为了不至于让某萝莉的古怪名字引起普通人的注意,我对潘多拉的称呼也改了过来:“莉莉,看看今天几号了。” Pandora nodded, then looks up Sun. 潘多拉点点头,然后抬头看太阳。 „Do you do?” I expressed puzzled to the Pandora's behavior. “你干什么呢？”我对潘多拉的行为表示不解。 „Observation star condition, induces the Earth current rotation position and sunlight angle, the integration analysis current count-down date......” “观测恒星状态,感应地球当前的自转位置以及太阳光角度,统合分析当前时间计算日期……” „gu--” Little Bubbles that was unable to speak exudes the significance unclear cry, while pulled my sleeve, then points at not far away is hanging the demonstration with the small hand the enormous electronic street sign of current time date. “咕-吖-”还不怎么会说话的小泡泡一边发出意义不明的叫声,一边扯了扯我的袖子,然后用小手指着不远处挂着的显示着当前时间日期的巨大电子路牌。 „, Time of origin already over the past three days......” “哦,原来时间已经过去三天了……” I nod to say. 我点头说道。 After arriving at Earth, Pandora and Little Bubbles' first confrontation, Pandora ends the defeat. 来到地球之后潘多拉和小泡泡的第一次交锋,潘多拉完败。 On one through the three no Loli faces of various precise and advanced equipment precise computing time dates dull, then lowers the head tranquilly, but on her small face calmly flashed through one not blushing that is easy to detect. 正通过各种高精尖设备精确计算时间日期的三无萝莉脸上一呆,然后平静地低下头来,不过她若无其事的小脸上还是闪过了一丝不易察觉的红晕。 „Pū dá”, Pandora stamps the feet on the ground gently, then all of us felt that ground rocks...... “噗哒”一声,潘多拉轻轻在地上跺了跺脚,然后我们所有人感到地面一阵晃动…… Does the thunder in legend strike the inner strength? Is the Pandora's hidden status unexpectedly the extra mundane person of high skill who cultivation peerless martial arts feels rejuvenated? Such tsukkomi/ridicule really meaningful? 传说中的雷霆一击还是内力？难道潘多拉的隐藏身份竟然是修炼绝世武功返老还童的世外高人？这样的吐槽真的有意义么？ Moreover, although is strange, but the Pandora noisy point small irritable appearance also is really accidentally/surprisingly lovable! 另外,虽然古怪,但是潘多拉闹点小别扭的样子还真是意外地可爱呢！ I pinched the Pandora's small face with a smile, then traces on her head expressed that comfort- effect is obvious, some quite easy satisfied Loli immediately then cloudy to clear. 我笑着捏了捏潘多拉的小脸,然后在她脑袋上摸了摸表示安慰-效果是显而易见的,相当容易满足的某萝莉立刻便多云转晴。 „stay at home dad halo Oh! that the to be full of father loves” Lin Xue sharp tsukkomi/ridicule makes me petrify instantaneously, 555, I also think that this is own masculine charm, have I to only had stay at home dad halo such buff senilly? “充满了父爱的奶爸光环啊！”林雪一记犀利的吐槽让我瞬间石化,555,我还以为这是自己的男性魅力呢,难道我已经衰老到只剩下奶爸光环这么一个buff了吗？ In everybody does not make clear the situation Little Bubbles to notice my instantaneous fall in the blues only, immediately entrains my sleeve, with 45 众人中唯一搞不清楚情况的小泡泡注意到我瞬间情绪低落,立刻拽了拽我的袖子,用45 …… …… ...... Lin Xue, you must dare saying that this is not you teaches her me to be anxious with you! ……林雪,你要敢说这不是你教给她的我跟你急！ „Good, your several!” Qianqian looks that we play the treasure not to know whether to laugh or cry pretend the vitality/angry saying that „no joking, has a look at the present situation, we first good- here how thinks to go back but desert Oh!” “好了好了,你们几个！”浅浅看着我们耍宝不由哭笑不得地假装生气道,“别闹了,看看现在的情况吧,咱们还是先想想怎么回去的好-这里可是沙漠啊！” Little Bubbles thinks that Qianqian was really angry, immediately tightens several steps, arrives at side Qianqian, entrained the the other's sleeve, the stutter said: „Mother...... mother......” 小泡泡以为浅浅真的生气了,立刻紧走几步,来到浅浅身边,也拽了拽对方的袖子,结结巴巴地说道:“妈……妈妈……” Lin Xue reveals one to take undeserved credit the smile toward me, I clash her, as soon as selects Thumb Lin Xue, does well! 林雪朝我露出一个邀功地笑容,我则冲她一挑拇指-林雪,干得好！ The Qianqian's face is all of a sudden red, has seven points shy and three points of joyfully appearance especially pleasant, then she bends the waist, pressed firmly between the fingers the Little Bubbles' cheeks unrestrained/no trace of politeness, makes an effort to rub...... 浅浅的脸一下子通红,带着七分羞涩和三分喜悦地样子格外让人赏心悦目,然后她弯下腰,毫不客气地捏住了小泡泡的脸颊,用力地揉来揉去…… In Little Bubbles puzzled „wū wū” calls out in grief, we start the plan that makes goes back smoothly. 在小泡泡不解的“呜呜”悲鸣中,我们开始制定顺利回去的方案。 The first plan is Pandora proposed that summoned „blindness” level warship to deliver to the recent cities everybody directly, naturally, was collapsed by my head to pass. 第一个方案是潘多拉提出的,召唤一艘“盲目者”级兵舰将众人直接送到最近的城镇,当然,被我一个脑瓜崩给pass了。 The initiator of second plan is Shandora, Emperor is more aggressive than the general, the Shandora's suggestion is sets out „expedition level”...... still to trade my head to collapse. 第二个方案的发起人是珊多拉,皇帝就是比将军要霸气,珊多拉的建议是出动“远征级”……依然换来我一个脑瓜崩。 Acida and tentative plan of Acidora baby shoe construction regiment conveyer was also overruled by me based on the obvious reason...... 阿西达和阿西多拉童鞋构建军团传送器的设想基于显而易见的原因也被我否决掉了…… We suddenly discovered, flamboyant incomparable Xiling science and technology in a at this moment point with cannot send unexpectedly-, only if you think that in Human Race is saw everywhere ufo has delimited on the expansive sky or the avenue presents the ultra Space-Time transmission also to be able the aloof calm emperor. 我们突然发现,牛逼无比的希灵科技在这时候竟然一点用都派不上-除非你认为人类中到处都是看到ufo划过长空或者大街上出现超时空传送还能无动于衷的淡定帝。 Thinks that we just also saved World to play the Savior role in different Space-Time and Abyss power fierce combat, this how long past several controlling the forces of nature cow x characters actually must in the method by Earth some desert highway racking one's brains, several girl indicated, this matter talked nonsense simply...... 想想我们刚刚还在异时空和深渊力量激战拯救世界扮演救世主的角色,这才多长时间过去几个呼风唤雨的牛x人物却要在地球的某条沙漠公路旁边苦思回去的方法,几个女孩纷纷表示,这件事情简直是太扯淡了…… „Carrow, what you can turn into an automobile not?” “西卡罗,你能变成一部汽车什么的不？” I think suddenly, Pandora had reported to me, the Carrow's completely fight shape is a fortress -type ultra heavy combat tank, how although I am unable to imagine this black ultra uncle to complete this difficulty coefficient 10.0 distortions, but this does not hinder my mental association to change the scene of body Xiali to Carrow. 我突然想到,潘多拉曾经向我介绍过,西卡罗的完全战斗形态是一辆堡垒式的超重型战车,虽然我无法想象这位黑超大叔是怎么完成这种难度系数十点零的变形的,但是这不妨碍我联想到西卡罗变身夏利的情景。 Carrow raises head, the sunglasses reflect a dazzling white light, then very said: „I am an end matter, is not supporting-heaven pillar...... Oh!” 西卡罗一仰头,墨镜反射出一阵刺眼的白光,然后酷酷地说道:“我是终结者,不是擎天柱……啊！” A Pandora foot tramples the funny guy uncle of this knight face flies more than 20 meters, then returned to side me calmly. 潘多拉一脚将这个骑士脸的活宝大叔踹飞二十多米,然后若无其事地回到了我身边。 It seems like Carrow will have pirated the situation that the spirit carried forward not to let off, perhaps is one day his left hand hammer right hand dictionary will stand before me in the future said that Wuseer I will not feel surprisedly. 看来西卡罗已经将盗版精神发扬光大到了连自己也不放过的地步,恐怕就是将来某一天他左手榔头右手字典地站在我面前自称乌瑟尔我都不会感到惊讶了。 I really a little envy Alaya, younger sister Angel will fly is also invisible, these are really speculate the necessary skill of smuggling entering the inner rooms larceny, what is more important is as special kind of Xiling Apostle of control mysterious and unknown strength, she can also transform to become the pure energy body, then hides in Mental World of boss rests, now this girl on conceals in pitch-dark that in my mental power quantity rests, will keep several of us unlucky fellow in some Duke inside bask in the sun of Sahara. 我真的有点羡慕阿赖耶,天使妹妹又会飞又会隐形,这些实在是投机走私入室偷窃的必备技能,更重要的是作为掌控神秘与未知力量的特殊类希灵使徒,她还可以将自己转化成为纯能量体,然后躲在上司的精神世界里休息,现在这丫头就藏在我的精神力量中睡的昏天黑地,留我们几个倒霉家伙在撒哈拉的某条公里边晒太阳。 Only fortunately, the cooling system and photon of Pandora bringing interfere with equipment at this moment also to be a guest performer the role of air conditioning, making us be insufficient the vehicles that before meeting to pass by hangs on the dehydration. 唯一值得庆幸的是,潘多拉自带的冷却系统和光子干涉装置这时候还可以客串空调的角色,让我们不至于在遇到路过的车辆之前就脱水挂掉。 How long waited not to know, when the weather almost got dark, we saw the light of distant appeared automobile finally. 等了不知道多久,当天色几乎完全黑下来的时候,我们终于看到远方出现了汽车的灯光。 At this moment, all our have tears streaming down the face. 这一刻,我们全体泪流满面。 „They what to do, if doesn't stop?” Asking that I am somewhat worried about, because said no matter how, this time rides the bandwagon in Sahara great desert, moreover looks did not have an appearance that has experienced the sandstorm, how several of us see how to be full of all kinds of suspicious, slightly an association, some mysterious male led one group of female robbers to feign the traveler to deceive the cut-off car(riage) robbed the murder and so on event in Sahara to come out freshly. “他们要是不停车怎么办？”我有些担心的问道,因为不管怎么说,这时间在撒哈拉大沙漠里搭顺风车,而且看上去还没有一点经历过风沙的样子,我们几个怎么看怎么充满了各种各样的可疑点,稍微一联想,某神秘男带领一群女强盗在撒哈拉中佯装旅人骗停汽车抢劫杀人之类的事件就可以新鲜出炉了。 Shandora is still maintaining the calm appropriate smile, said: „I have 277 methods to make the driver always follow to us.” 珊多拉依然保持着冷静得体的微笑,说道:“我有二百七十七种方法让司机对我们言听计从。” Has lost patient Qianqian to smile seriously: „They dare not to stop!” 早已严重失去耐心的浅浅嘿嘿一笑:“他们敢不停车！” The elder sister corners of the mouth of slight blackening have the suspicious curve, says: „I do not believe also some people under my curse to step on the accelerator!” 已经轻微黑化的姐姐嘴角带着可疑的弧度,接过话茬:“我就不信在我的诅咒下还有人能踩得动油门！” Lin Xue does not know where pulls out a Nether Energy heavy monkey that deceives from some Xiling Soldier, gesticulated was saying: „My system has studied the driving methods of various types of vehicles, without the driver is also all right......” 林雪不知道从哪里掏出一支从某希灵士兵手上骗来的幽能重狙,比划着说:“我系统学习过各种车辆的驾驶方法,没有司机也没事……” Pandora makes an effort nodded to express the support, finally was enjoyed the head to collapse by me. 潘多拉用力点点头表示赞同,结果被我赏了个脑瓜崩。 Acida and Acidora just want to open the mouth, finally sees their immediate superiors by head collapse Dan, is covering the small head whole face to be suffering, therefore chose shutting up wisely. 阿西达和阿西多拉刚想开口,结果看到她们的顶头上司被一个脑瓜崩弹中,正捂着小脑袋满脸委屈,于是明智地选择了闭嘴。 Without a doubt, their two do not want to speak what word of praise...... 毫无疑问,她们两个也没想说什么好话…… Although clear(ly) knows that they are basically cracking a joke, but I braved cold sweat- , if not know that but also really thinks that I have a terrifying gang to come to Sahara to rob on the way. 虽然明知道她们基本上都是在开玩笑,但我还是冒了一头的冷汗-要是不知道的,还真以为我带着一支恐怖团伙来撒哈拉劫道呢。 We are chatting bored, that leisure passing by the road car(riage) arrives finally at present. 我们无聊地闲扯着,那辆慢慢悠悠的过路车终于来到眼前。 Qianqian, elder sister and Lin Xue: „-” 浅浅、姐姐、林雪:“哇-” Unexpectedly is a luxurious saloon car! 竟然是一辆豪华的房车！ The rich men are the egg hurt! This is I completes to exclaim in surprise the later first idea. 有钱人就是蛋疼！这是我完成惊叹之后的第一个想法。 Drives the saloon car to come to Sahara to saunter, this bored to what degree talent comes out this matter Ah? 开着房车来撒哈拉转悠,这得无聊到什么程度才干的出来这种事啊？ However car(riage) inside person is thinking that any significance does not have to me, what now is important, we can ride the bandwagon to return to the Human Race society finally. 不过车里面的人在想什么对我而言一点意义都没有,现在重要的是,我们终于可以搭顺风车回到人类社会了。 Before us, that leaf of specially-made desertification dust vehicle door slides dexterously, then a person appears before us. 在我们面前,那扇特制的防沙尘车门轻巧地滑开,然后一个人出现在我们面前。