„How to sexually harass the woman?” Qin Guanglin takes up the cell phone to ask the diehards, this diehards have had twice love experiences, experience rich one time. “怎样调戏女人？”秦广林拿起手机问死党,这个死党有过两次恋爱经历,经验比自己丰富一倍。 „Little girl, smiles one to Sir.” The note is the Xiao Yu diehards second returns. “妞,给大爷笑一个。”备注为肖宇的死党秒回。 „It is not this...... I asked how to sexually harass the woman who like?” The Qin Guanglin reply in the past, checked Baidu conveniently, comes out one bunch at sixes and sevens things. “不是这样……我重新问,怎样调戏一个自己喜欢的女人？”秦广林回复过去,顺手查了一下百度,出来一堆乱七八糟的东西。 „You want to ask how to pursue the woman who like?” Xiao Yu does not know that what this goods are thinking, sexually harasses? “你是不是想问怎样追求一个自己喜欢的女人？”肖宇不知道这货在想什么,调戏？ „Is makes a woman blush shy, the heartbeat accelerates.” How Qin Guanglin does not want to know pursues, he has pursued, or was pursued. “就是让一个女人脸红害羞,心跳加速。”秦广林不想知道怎么追求,他已经追到了,或者说被追到了。 „...... The buddy, that did not call to sexually harass, that called to pull up.” Xiao Yu suddenly thought that Qin Guanglin is quite pitiful, is so alone long, possibly even/including hasn't girl's hand touched? Sexually harasses and pursue does not divide clearly, oneself must help him. “……哥们,那不叫调戏,那叫撩。”肖宇突然觉得秦广林好可怜,单身这么久,可能连女孩的手都没摸过吧？调戏和追求都分不清楚,自己得帮帮他。 Does Qin Guanglin look at the news to be lost in thought that pulls up? Pulls up the woman? Probably such matter, „that said, this ‚pulling up’ how does pull up?” 秦广林看着消息陷入了沉思,撩？撩女人？好像是这么回事,“那说说,这个‘撩’是怎么撩？” „This knowledge may deeply, most foundation is the daily speech time displays one's eloquence, I give you to demonstrate, what are you?” Xiao Yu decided that the rare book that goes to school from the net gives as much support as possible oneself. “这个学问可深了,最基础的就是日常说话的时候耍耍嘴皮子,我给你示范一下,你属什么的？”肖宇决定把自己从网上学来的秘籍倾囊相授。 „I? You do not know that I am the dog?” Qin Guanglin feels bewilderedly. “我？你不是知道我属狗吗？”秦广林感觉莫名其妙。 „No, you are belong my. Look, is so simple, much study multipurpose.” Xiao Yu self-satisfied taught the rare book. “不,你是属于我的啊。看,就这么简单,多学多用。”肖宇得意的把秘籍传授了出去。 Qin Guanglin is lost in thought that probably a little meaning...... 秦广林又陷入沉思,好像有点意思…… Dense Forest: What you are coming? 林木森森:你属什么的来着？ Lost and Waiting to Return: What are you? 迷途待归:你属什么的？ Dense Forest: I am the dog, you. 林木森森:我属狗,你呢。 Lost and Waiting to Return: It is not right, you belong my. 迷途待归:不对,你是属于我的。 Rout. 大败。 Qin Guanglin a little cannot be calm, this line, isn't this talk between lovers? Too disgusting, cannot like this. 秦广林有点不能淡定了,这怎么行,这不就是情话吗？太肉麻了,不能这样。 „Was instead killed, this was not good, is defeated a little could not bear, having was fiercer?” He continues to the diehards asks for advice. “被反杀了,这个不行,失败了有点受不了,有没有更厉害的？”他继续向死党讨教。 Xiao Yu takes the cell phone to knit the brows, was instead killed? Doesn't meet the stem? This surpassed the own knowledge range...... is directly the rare book to him. 肖宇拿着手机皱眉,被反杀？是不接梗吗？这个就超出自己的知识范围了……还是直接把秘籍给他吧。 „You just studied, the failure is very normal, I send to link you to have a look, ponders over.” “你刚学,失败很正常,我发个链接你看看,多琢磨琢磨。” Qin Guanglin opened the link that the diehards sent to look at the long time earnestly, all was some disgusting talks between lovers, this may not be applicable, returns chats, „what sure-kill had and so on?” 秦广林打开死党发过来的链接认真看了半晌,全是些肉麻的情话,这可使不得,返回聊天,“有没有什么绝杀之类的？” „Foundation does not use well, can the sure-kill display? The grove you must clearly recognize the reality, starts from the minor matter.” “基础都用不好,绝杀就能施展出来？林子你要认清现实,从小事做起。” Sure-kill? Xiao Yu heaves a deep sigh, but also without learning to run, how this possibly could not find the girlfriend...... 绝杀？肖宇摇头叹息,还没学会走就想跑,这怎么可能找得到女朋友嘛…… „No matter can display, you teach me to have a look to be feasible casually.” Qin Guanglin is somewhat anxious, must draw one game, cannot always be bullied. “甭管能不能施展,你就随便教一手我看看可不可行。”秦广林有些急,必须得扳回一局,不能老被欺负。 Xiao Yu felt oneself must help the diehards clearly recognize the reality, where has what sure-kill...... to think of here, he records the television that watched recently suddenly, the sure-kill, the difficulty is big, is not easy to display, right, teaches him this, making him clearly recognize the reality. 肖宇感觉自己得帮死党认清现实,哪有什么绝杀……想到这里,他忽然记起来最近自己看的电视,绝杀,难度大,不易施展,对,就教他这个,让他认清现实。 „Do I teach you a move of pressure bottom the unique skill, kabedon have heard? Proper sure-kill, but first you must have a girlfriend...... to have the girlfriend, you must first go to study the foundation.” “那我就教你一招压箱底的绝技,壁咚听说过吗？妥妥的绝杀,但首先你得有个女朋友……而想要有女朋友,你就得先去学基础。” The Qin Guanglin diehards following words , the girlfriend has not had, what she wants is counterattacking, was not bullied! 秦广林没管死党后面的话,女朋友已经有了,自己要的是反制,不被欺负！ Baidu starts, searches kabedon,...... the difficulty truly is so that's how it is big, but thinks the effect, truly is a sure-kill. 百度启动,搜索壁咚,原来如此……难度确实大,但想想效果,确实是个绝杀。 Un, keeps the subsequent hand, if the girl goes too far, but also does anything to kiss to be pregnant to smile itself, on sure-kill she! 嗯,留作后手,那丫头要是太过分,还搞什么亲嘴怀孕来笑自己,就绝杀她！ The cell phone made a sound. 手机又响了一声。 Lost and Waiting to Return: Again come, I ensure coordinates you. 迷途待归:重新来,我保证配合你。 Dense Forest: Does not come. 林木森森:不来了。 Lost and Waiting to Return: I pledged, certain coordination. 迷途待归:我发誓,一定配合。 Dense Forest: I reject. 林木森森:我拒绝。 Lost and Waiting to Return: Good, when do you awake? 迷途待归:好吧,你什么时候醒的？ Dense Forest: Just awoke not to have a while. 林木森森:刚醒没一会儿。 Lost and Waiting to Return: You were not good to rest in the evening, if we had known walked awakened you. 迷途待归:那你晚上又不好睡了,早知道走的时候叫醒你。 Qin Guanglin looks that this dialogue feels like not quite right, cannot select what problem, put down the cell phone to think a while, he also took the cell phone, opened chats. 秦广林看着这对话感觉好像不太对劲,又挑不出来什么毛病,放下手机想了一会儿,他又把手机拿起来,打开聊天。 Dense Forest: I have an issue. 林木森森:我有一个问题。 Lost and Waiting to Return: Un? 迷途待归:嗯？ Dense Forest: Why? 林木森森:为什么？ Lost and Waiting to Return: Where has so many why. 迷途待归:哪有那么多为什么。 Dense Forest: You know that I am asking anything, I want to know. 林木森森:你知道我在问什么,我想知道。 The cell phone has not replied in writing for a very long time, one side Qin Guanglin puts conveniently no longer waits, he does not believe what love at first sight, each other no understanding, saw to like at the same time, that was the greedy families body. 手机久久没有回信,秦广林随手放到一边不再等待,他不相信什么一见钟情,彼此没有一点了解,见一面就喜欢上了,那是馋人家身子。 love at first sight is the greedy families body, otherwise who has heard ugly not how many people by love at first sight? 一见钟情都是馋人家身子,不然谁听说过丑不啦几的人被一见钟情吗？ Oneself and He Fang from the acquaintance to the same place, is completely a He Fang guidance, adds the good friend on own initiative, guides to meet again, guiding oneself to like on her, guides confession again. 自己和何妨从相识到在一起,全部都是何妨一手引导的,主动加好友,再引导见面,引导自己喜欢上她,再引导表白。 These have certainly the reason, is difficult to be inadequate she greedy body? 这其中一定有原因,难不成她馋自己身子？ Oneself discuss a request has slightly that little low, but the intelligence quotient is not low. 自己情商是稍微有那么一点点低,但智商一点也不低。 „Ate meal.” Mother Qin knocks on a door. “吃饭了。”秦妈敲了敲门。 Qin Guanglin complied with one to go out of the room, vegetable/dish majority was hot that noon remained, vegetarian shredded pork that only then stirred fry newly, this was he and Mother Qin most likes eating. 秦广林应了一声走出房间,菜大部分都是中午剩的热了一下,只有一道新炒的素三丝,这是他和秦妈都最喜欢吃的。 „Your young girlfriend does not know where from studies preparing food that I thought that her craftsmanship opened the restaurant enough.” Mother Qin also commended the He Fang cook suddenly. “你的小女朋友也不知道从哪学的做菜,我觉得她那手艺开餐馆都够了。”秦妈突然又称赞起何妨的厨艺。 „Is talent, difficult to be inadequate trains hard?” Qin Guanglin spoke thoughtlessly to say, has to acknowledge, that vegetable/dish that she stirred fry at noon truly fried Mother Qin was more delicious. “天赋呗,难不成还是苦练的？”秦广林随口应道,不得不承认,她中午炒的那个菜确实比秦妈炒的要好吃。 „That blade skill cannot say is the talent, definitely gives the family member to prepare food since childhood.” Mother Qin believes the sweat, „what idea do you have to her?” “那刀功总不能说是天赋,肯定从小就给家里人做饭。”秦妈更相信汗水,“你对她有什么想法？” Qin Guanglin took the chopsticks to dig up two big food, then raised the head chews while thinks. 秦广林拿着筷子扒了两大口饭,然后抬起头一边嚼一边想。 „I thought that...... I must look for a work.” After he mouthful rice swallows said, „treaty draft is unstable, best join studio.” “我觉得……我得找个工作了。”他把满嘴的米饭咽下去后说道,“约稿太不稳定了,最好加入个工作室。” „Your this is not good? Free and can support itself.” Mother Qin puts down the tableware, has eaten. “你这不是挺好的吗？又自由又能养活自己。”秦妈放下碗筷,已经吃好了。 „Now is not I.” Qin Guanglin picked up the speed of eating meal. “现在已经不是我自己了。”秦广林加快了吃饭的速度。 Mother Qin understands his idea, looks surprisedly to him, did this boy grow up suddenly? 秦妈明白了他的想法,惊讶地看向他,这小子突然就长大了？ Also yes, mature often is flash's matters, the difference of child and Sir lies in that responsibility, realized the responsibility the time, and on own initiative undertaking, he was an Sir. 也是,成熟往往都是一瞬间的事,小孩和大人的区别就在于那一份责任,意识到责任并且主动承担起来的时候,他就是个大人了。 Almost to this/should getting married time...... the Mother Qin half a point did not abandon at heart, the half a point is disappointed, 99 is gratified. 差不多到该成家的时候了……秦妈心里半分不舍,半分怅然,还有九十九分欣慰。 Finished eating the food, Qin Guanglin went to the room, has taken the cell phone of bedhead conveniently, showed that has not read chats, selected the examination. 吃完饭,秦广林又回了房间,随手拿过床头的手机,显示一条未读聊天,点开查看。 Lost and Waiting to Return: Because you have stood in the place of my leaning second half step distance. 迷途待归:因为你一直站在我侧后半步距离的地方。 Qin Guanglin thought a while, felt not quite clear, but is unimportant, will know in any case sooner or later. 秦广林想了一会儿,感觉不太明白,不过不要紧,反正迟早会知道的。 Now determined oneself like her, and she also likes herself, moreover two people have been associating, this enough. 现在确定自己喜欢她,并且她也喜欢自己,而且两个人已经在交往,这就够了。 The finger strikes on the keyboard gently, one line of characters appear in the chat window, the transmission. 手指在键盘上轻轻敲打,一行字就出现在聊天窗口,发送。 Dense Forest: What are you? 林木森森:你是属什么的？