WTDIYAVHLY :: Volume #1

#8: Neat was not quite happy


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He Yun Xiao crossing the hands behind the back stands after the spring breeze building, near the wall of remote yard. 何云霄负手站在春风楼后,偏僻小院的墙边。 This place kept off by the spring breeze building three giant building bodies after behind, has the distance from the person broad street. 此地被春风楼三栋巨大的楼身挡在身后,距离人多宽阔的街道颇有距离。 It is said this piece is the private property of spring breeze building poster, He Yun Xiao does not know that in this inside story, did not have the lights in brief year to year, sparsely inhabited. 据说这一片都是春风楼楼主的私产,何云霄不知道此中内情,总之常年了无灯火,人烟稀少。 The moonlight calmly pulls out the similar angle the tree's shadow and person's shadow, the cool breeze is rubbing the leaf, rustle non-stop. 月光静静地将树影和人影拉出同样的角度,清风搓着树叶,沙沙不停。 He Yun Xiao looks at the shadow that the ground sways, looks in the distant place dim light of night the lights dim spring breeze building, suddenly has a feeling of another era feeling. 何云霄看着地上摇晃的影子,看着远处夜色里灯火朦胧的春风楼,忽然有种恍如隔世的感觉。 In some time ago, oneself was also only an ordinary hitting worker, went to work to get off work, got off work to go to work for the next day...... 就在不久前,自己还只是一位普普通通的打工人,上班为了下班,下班为了第二天上班…… Although senseless, but the life is redundant, He Yun Xiao also has fun. 虽然无趣,但生活就是重复,何云霄也乐在其中。 Without Chu Xiaoxiao, without biting the soul pill, without with the gratitude and grudges of lead, what oneself will make as marquis young master? 假如没有楚潇潇,没有噬魂丸,没有与主角的恩怨,自己作为侯爵公子会做些什么呢? Also no specially big ideal, the plan marries several pretty wives, passed the life calmly and steadily. 也没什么特别大的理想,就打算娶几位漂亮老婆,安安稳稳度过一生。 Regarding lascivious this point, He Yun Xiao is broad and level. 对于好色这一点,何云霄非常坦荡。 My son-in-law only wants to look for the beautiful gentle and virtuous wife, what wrong does he have? 我女婿只想找个美丽温柔又贤惠的妻子,他有什么错? For oneself, the pattern was only small. 只为自己,格局小了。 I am lascivious, for the person of the world! 我好色,是为了天下的人! So-called satisfactory together, the world Datong said is this truth. 所谓“美美与共,天下大同”说的就是这个道理。 Thinks of this, crosses the hands behind the back vertical He Yun Xiao, the innermost feelings has big touching, bursts out innumerably warm, making him have one type to make anything's fervor! 想到这,负手而立的何云霄,内心有很大的触动,迸发出无数热情,让他有一种一定要做点什么的激情! Therefore, he turns around, happen to sees Chu Xiaoxiao that comes. 于是,他转了个身,正好看见如约而来的楚潇潇 This is an ideal by the story that the reality defeats. 这是一个理想被现实打败的故事。 The He Yun Xiao speed of light incarnation lackey, standing at attention stands, facing simple and beautiful unparalleled Chu Xiaoxiao of prestige of some King, he puts down the LSP dignity decisively, the hand does not dare to move heedlessly, the eye does not dare to glance randomly. 何云霄光速化身狗腿子,立正站好,面对清丽无双又有王者之威的楚潇潇,他果断放下LSP的尊严,手不敢乱动,眼不敢乱瞟。 After all, this is a body is bumped, ruthless role that must silence a witness of crime. 毕竟,这是一位身子被碰一下,就要杀人灭口的狠角色。 Deep and clear eldest child! I have a matter......” “潇老大!我有一件事……” The aura danger of Chu Xiaoxiao whole body. 楚潇潇周身的气息危险起来。 Whose permits you did call me?” “谁许你这么叫我?” He Yun Xiao stares, can't say its or calls like the lead deep and clear? 何云霄一愣,总不能直呼其名或者像主角一样叫“潇潇”吧? How should you call?” “那您该怎么称呼?” Casual.” “随便。” Lying trough? Comes up is the strongest question and answer? 卧槽?一上来就是最强问答吗? Female students casual is that casual? That is along with how you said that but only speaking of me satisfies can as you like then.” 女生的“随便”那是“随便”吗?那是“随・你怎么说,但只有说到我满意才能随你・便。” He Yun Xiao scalp tingles, he feared very much spoke incorrectly again, Chu Xiaoxiao was sad, lets everyone happy on ringing a handbell directly. 何云霄头皮发麻,他很怕再说错一遍,楚潇潇一个心情不好,直接就摇铃铛让大家开心一下。 Although there is „a poisonous anti- promotion, now bites the soul pill the pain to make him live to might as well insufficiently die, may as a normal person, He Yun Xiao not have the special odd, can not be sore is not sore well. 虽然有了“毒抗提升”,现在噬魂丸的痛楚已经不足以让他生不如死,可作为一名正常人,何云霄没有特殊怪癖,能不疼还是不疼最好。 clear/pain miss?” “楚姑娘?” The He Yun Xiao probe said. 何云霄试探说道。 Chu Xiaoxiao closes the eye. 楚潇潇闭上眼睛。 The important matter is not good! Not casual right! 大事不好!没“随便”对! Deep and clear miss? Deep and clear beautiful woman? clear/pain sovereign? clear/pain revering? Deep and clear younger sister?......” “潇姑娘?潇美女?楚宗主?楚尊者?潇妹妹?……” Ding the bell! 叮铃! Chu Xiaoxiao begins to be disinclined to begin continually, swings the bell directly. 楚潇潇连动手都懒得动手,直接摇起铃铛。 This time is not the warning, but is the penalty! 这一次不是警告而是惩罚! The bell has been making a sound, the continuous ache makes He Yun Xiao fall down, bends the lower back, the rickets get up painfully. 铃铛一直在响,连绵不绝的疼痛让何云霄倒在地上,弯起腰背,痛苦地佝偻起来。 „! The deep and clear beautiful woman, I made a mistake......” “啊!潇美女,我错了……” He Yun Xiao begs for mercy immediately. 何云霄当即求饶。 Chu Xiaoxiao knits the brows slightly, He Yun Xiao that at present begs for mercy, as if makes her very unhappy. 楚潇潇微微皱眉,眼前求饶的何云霄,似乎让她特别不喜。 【The Chu Xiaoxiao good sensitivity by 30 to become 10 楚潇潇好感度由30变为十】 Cao, forgot that she liked bullying the youngster was poor the man not. 曹,忘记她喜欢“莫欺少年穷”的男人了。 The He Yun Xiao rapid change approach, loudly exclaimed: Chu Xiaoxiao! You left go too far. Although I have the mistake in first, but you so suffer, is really contrary to the benevolent saying that the world justice must not accommodate you!” 何云霄迅速转变思路,大吼道:“楚潇潇!你别太过分了。我虽有错在先,可你如此折磨,实在有违仁道,天地正义必不容你!” „The powerhouse palm universe, the weak one world is just.” “强者手掌乾坤,弱者天地正义。” Good is rewarded with good, evil will be requited with evil, “善有善报,恶有恶报, The hegemonic actions must commit suicide! ” With its sought the Heavenly Dao, not Tathagata sought the main body.” 多行不义必自毙!”“与其去求天道,不如来求本尊。” Chu Xiaoxiao looks that in the ground is lying He Yun Xiao, partly squats, extends the slender white hands to him. 楚潇潇看着在地上趴着的何云霄,半蹲下来,对他伸出纤纤玉手。 The ting stops, He Yun Xiao action unobstructive. 铃声停止,何云霄行动无碍。 „The dog that so long as you make the main body, the main body bestows you to bite the soul pill the antidote.” “只要你做本尊的狗,本尊就赐你噬魂丸的解药。” Control downward, the five fingers are naturally hanging. 手心向下,五指自然垂着。 This at all is not the posture of handshake! But makes He Yun Xiao play the role to make the dog shape, bends down to lower to lick to lick! 这根本不是握手的姿势!而是让何云霄扮做狗状,俯低去舔舐! He Yun Xiao looks at her slender jade to refer, actually did not mind. 何云霄瞧着她的纤纤玉指,其实不太介意。 So long as the moral bottom line is flexible enough, does not have the rule to restrict him. 只要道德底线足够灵活,就没有规则能制约住他。 But He Yun Xiao is not an idiot, he really did that, Chu Xiaoxiao 100% will cut his dog head at the scene. 何云霄不是蠢货,他真那样做了,楚潇潇百分之一百会当场剁掉他的狗头。 The vision is firm and resolute, He Yun Xiao crawled to the hand that Chu Xiaoxiao extended slowly. 目光坚毅,何云霄缓缓向楚潇潇伸出的手爬了过去。 【The Chu Xiaoxiao good sensitivity by 10 to become 5 楚潇潇好感度由十变为五】 „Do you really give me the antidote?” “你真给我解药?” The He Yun Xiao sinking sound asked. 何云霄沉声问道。 Chu Xiaoxiao rubbish, throws compounded drug. 楚潇潇没有废话,丢出一颗丹药。 He Yun Xiao catches, did not ask the genuine and fake, put in the mouth to chew carefully. Does movement that vacates swallows, was actually kept by the dregs of medical decoction of chewing. 何云霄接住,也不问真假,放入口中细细嘴嚼。做出空咽的动作,其实把被嚼碎的药渣留在口中。 Afterward, he gathered side of white hands the face. 随后,他把脸凑到了玉手的旁边。 【The Chu Xiaoxiao good sensitivity by 5 to become 1 楚潇潇好感度由五变为一】 For does not cause the suspicion of Chu Xiaoxiao, He Yun Xiao has not used an inner strength. 为了不引起楚潇潇的怀疑,何云霄没有动用一丝内力。 Fermented to flicker merely, he to the white hands that Chu Xiaoxiao extended, bit! 仅仅酝酿了一瞬,他就冲着楚潇潇伸出的玉手,一口咬了下去! martial arts even first under heaven how? 武功就算是天下第一又如何? Is nipping the mouth, is not the little miss of soft and fair skin! 咬着嘴里,还不是细皮嫩肉的小姑娘! Knows that the Chu Xiaoxiao martial arts is invincible, He Yun Xiao is relentless, bit used with all one's strength. 知道楚潇潇武功无敌,何云霄毫不留情,一咬就用了死力。 The tooth tears to pieces the body, saw the blood instantaneously! 牙齿撕破皮肉,瞬间就见了血! Because chews carefully, but causes in the tooth and mouth the residual compounded drug, at this time also played the role. Is a medicine three points of poison, the efficacy starts to rot the skin of Chu Xiaoxiao crazily. 因为细细嘴嚼,而使牙齿和口中残留的丹药,此时也发挥了作用。是药三分毒,药力开始疯狂腐坏楚潇潇的皮肤。 He Yun Xiao does not believe from the beginning, Chu Xiaoxiao this big villain will really give the antidote! 何云霄从一开始就不相信,楚潇潇这种大反派会真给自己解药! Her sickness is tender, no one cares except for Chu Fan. If not for I also a little affect, was settled the life by her early. 她这种病娇,除了楚凡谁都不在乎。若不是我还有点作用,早被她了结了性命。 Only can say that Chu Xiaoxiao worthily is the military study ceiling. 只能说楚潇潇不愧是武学天花板。 The attacked flash responded, another hand attacked directly, patted ruthlessly in the He Yun Xiao abdomen. 被攻击的一瞬间就反应过来,另一只手直接出击,狠狠拍在何云霄的腹部。 Afterward, compels to permeate the compounded drug efficacy of skin with the inner strength hastily. 随后,连忙用内力逼出渗入皮肤的丹药药力。 The blood on hand stops quickly, but the He Yun Xiao tooth seal remained. 手上的血很快止住,可是何云霄的牙印却留了下来。 The skin was corroded heavily, tooth seal on hand is very deep and is very ugly. Although can restore, but is actually not one-day effort, must spend some methods. 皮肤被腐蚀得不轻,手上的牙印很深而且很丑。虽然能修复,但却不是一日之功,要费些手段。 The female who this ignores the world, drew out the brow for the first time pressed. 这个漠视天下的女子,第一次蹙起了眉头。 【The Chu Xiaoxiao good sensitivity by 1 to become 20 楚潇潇好感度由一变为20】 He Yun Xiao was hit heavily by Chu Xiaoxiao, actually still staggered to stand. Also benefits from the vitality that biting the soul pill overdraws, his present recovers to be quick. 何云霄楚潇潇打得不轻,却仍然踉跄着站了起来。同时得益于噬魂丸透支的生命力,他现在的身体恢复起来非常快。 You if now killed me, we before wasted all previous efforts in view of Chu Fan and Du Yinyun effort.” “你现在如果杀了我的话,咱们之前针对楚凡杜音韵的努力就前功尽弃了。” You in threat main body?” “你在威胁本尊?” Chu Xiaoxiao blocks from wound with the tissue of coat, the expression is still indifferent. 楚潇潇用外衣的薄纱遮住伤手,表情依然是冷漠。 He Yun Xiao looked that she does not have the thoughts of again beginning, finally feels relieved. 何云霄看她没有再动手的心思,终于放心下来。 He had found out the Chu Xiaoxiao temperament successfully, this miss, like only likes the kitty that has a fit of bad temper. First the cat claw must on, next be she will be certainly more ominous than you. 他已经成功摸清了楚潇潇的脾气,这个姑娘,就像只喜欢炸毛的猫咪。首先猫爪必须在上,其次是她一定会比你更凶。 Copes with the kitty, He Yun Xiao has one means. 对付猫咪,何云霄自有一套办法。 First the resentment she, then along wool to rub, then gives a between-meal snack, making him relax vigilantly, finally leaves behind a small box, lets her own toward in facing set. 先怼她,再顺毛撸,然后再给点零食,使其放松警惕,最后留下一个小盒子,让她自己往里面钻。 Resentment she cannot show weakness, must make her place in the equal position you. “怼她”就是不能示弱,得让她把你放在平等的位置上。 Along wool to rub is a horse buttocks. No matter is effective, first patted said again. “顺毛撸”就是一顿马屁。不管管不管用,先拍了再说。 He Yun Xiao is Stage 2 now. 何云霄现在就处在第二阶段。 He said straightforwardly: martial arts of miss is unparalleled in the world, can perhaps threaten your person is not born.” 他直截了当地说:“姑娘的武功独步天下,能威胁您的人恐怕还没出生。” Chu Xiaoxiao does not have the expression not to speak. 楚潇潇没有表情也没有说话。 The attitude of Chu Xiaoxiao this high-rank is very difficult to say the words of approval, generally has not affirmed in a moment. 楚潇潇这种上位者的态度很难说出赞同的话语,一般不说话就已经是肯定了。 He Yun Xiao not greedy, immediately is in the next stage, gives between-meal snack. 何云霄并不贪多,马上进入下一阶段,“给零食”。 He also said: Du Yinyun currently has the favorable impression to me greatly, if as expected, she not again and Chu Fan has happened together.” 他又说道:“杜音韵现在对我大有好感,不出意外的话,她不会再和楚凡有所交集了。” Words speaking of Chu Fan, Chu Xiaoxiao rare does not have the resentment person. 话说到“楚凡”,楚潇潇难得的没有怼人。 Un.” “嗯。” He Yun Xiao starts construction immediately box. 何云霄立马开始架构“盒子”。 But, Du Miss, although has the favorable impression to me, but Chu Fan is extremely really outstanding, for a short time fearing being hard makes Chu Fan completely vanish from her field of vision. Only if, making Du Miss reduce to the Chu Fan favorable impression, like this their shape with the stranger, she will not pay attention to Chu Fan.” “可是,杜姑娘虽对我十分有好感,但楚凡实在太过优秀,一时半会恐怕难以让楚凡完全从她视野中消失。除非,让杜姑娘降低对楚凡的好感,这样他们二人就会形同陌路,她也就再也不会关注楚凡了。” How Chu Xiaoxiao naturally does not understand does, but will not be profited by He Yun Xiao on the mouth. 楚潇潇自然不懂如何去做,可也不会在嘴上被何云霄占到便宜。 Has the words to speak frankly, the main body does not like talking circuitously.” “有话直说,本尊不喜欢绕圈子。” Good. But I have not known how now the clear/pain girls should call. Without the name has been called miss words, is really not convenient.” “好。可现在我还不知道楚姑娘到底该怎么称呼。没有称呼一直叫‘姑娘’的话,实在太不方便。” Seeming like solves Du Yinyun to be hopeful, Chu Xiaoxiao is happy. 似乎是解决杜音韵有望,楚潇潇的心情不错。 Casual.” “随便。” The He Yun Xiao corners of the mouth pull out, is casual. 何云霄嘴角一抽,又是“随便”。 As if spiteful, He Yun Xiao said directly: Chu Fan called you deep and clear, I called you neatly.” 仿佛赌气,何云霄直接说道:“楚凡叫你‘潇潇’,那我就叫你‘楚楚’。” Silent. 沉默。 He Yun Xiao does not dare to leave the atmosphere. 何云霄也是连大气都不敢出。 You, if really can break reading of Du Yinyun to think, the main body forgives your.” “你若真能断了杜音韵的念想,本尊就饶你一回。” Can break can break, but needs to coordinate my neatly.” “能断是能断,但需要楚楚配合我一下。” Bang! 嘭! Chu Xiaoxiao lifts the hand, the powerful inner strength hammer on He Yun Xiao, hits his five internal organs shock together, draws back continually ten steps. 楚潇潇一抬手,一道强悍内力锤在何云霄身上,打得他五脏剧震,连退十步。 You do not mean as one says!” “你说话不算数!” Main body does what has said.” “本尊言出必行。” You put...... you to reach an agreement to forgive my one chapter.” “你放……你说好饶我一回的。” „It is not this time.” “不是这次。” Neat!” “楚楚!” Bang! 嘭! Neat!” “楚楚!” Bang! 嘭! Rubbed the chest, He Yun Xiao is not planning to play. 揉着胸膛,何云霄不打算玩了。 This woman too brazen, said that begins directly. 这女人太赖皮了,说不过就直接动手。 He does not beat around the bush said directly: You must coordinate me, I plan to provoke Chu Fan, making him beat savagely my. The person of using strength to bully the weak, Du Miss will not like, this can fall her good sensitivity to the Chu Fan. But I feared that Chu Fan kills me directly, therefore you must help me.” 他不绕弯子直接道:“你得配合我,我打算挑衅楚凡,让他暴打我一顿。恃强凌弱之人,杜姑娘是不会喜欢的,这样就能把她对楚凡的好感度降下来。但我怕楚凡直接把我打死,所以你得帮我。” Chu Xiaoxiao has not spoken. 楚潇潇没有说话。 Neat?” “楚楚?” Visits you to display.” “看你表现。” She is saying, the inner strength pulls out to the body of He Yun Xiao together. 她说着,一道内力又抽到何云霄的身上。 Several using is one move, He Yun Xiao now is very skilled, the luck counter-balance, the body shook shaking, only retroceded one step. 几次用的都是一招,何云霄现在已经很熟练了,运气抵消,身体晃了晃,只后退了一步。 This appointment the goal is solved finally, but He Yun Xiao realizes an important matter suddenly. 这一趟“约会”的目的总算解决,但何云霄突然意识到一件大事。 Neat, did you say you doing what has said?” “楚楚,你说你‘言出必行’?” Chu Xiaoxiao flings together the inner strength. 楚潇潇甩出一道内力。 „Don't you believe?” “你不信?” You give my biting soul pill antidote, not real?” “那你给我的噬魂丸解药,不会是真的吧?” Chu Xiaoxiao is disinclined to reply, turns around the spring breeze building. 楚潇潇懒得回答,转身回春风楼。 He Yun Xiao was anxious. 何云霄急了。 The lying trough unexpectedly is the real antidote! 卧槽竟然是真的解药! Neat, do you have?” “楚楚,那你还有吗?” The inner strength hits as usual, Chu Xiaoxiao has no interest reply. 内力照常打来,楚潇潇连回答的兴趣也没有。 The present antidote did not have, He Yun Xiao touches own ears and cheeks: How long can I also live?” 眼前的解药没了,何云霄抓耳挠腮:“我还能活多久?” The Chu Xiaoxiao interest said waningly: „A year.” 楚潇潇兴致阑珊地说:“一年。”
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