WTDIYAVHLY :: Volume #1

#1: Puts on the book, the opening hell difficulty


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Moon/Month in culmination. 月在中天。 Qi, Yin Jingcheng, spring breeze building. 大齐国,尹京城,春风楼。 After the building, has a remote yard, in the institute a man looks at the inverted image in washbasin dull. 楼后有一偏僻小院,院中一男子呆呆看着水盆中的倒影。 Before at this time, He Xiao has thought oneself is a straight male, but saw when face that in the water reflects, he acknowledged himself broken against. 此时之前,何晓一直以为自己是个直男,但是看到水中倒映的脸时,他承认自己破防了。 Who is this? 这是谁? Is this I? 这是我? In white Pifu brings the ruddiness of health, the five senses such as the powder to carve the jade carve to be fine, the high nose thin lip was needless saying that what most certainly was a pair of peach blossom pupil, that was really a pair of invisible clasp, the hook is popular itchy. 白皮肤中带着健康的红润,五官如粉雕玉琢般精致,高鼻梁薄嘴唇自不用多说,最绝的是一双桃花眸,那真是一对无形钩子,钩得人心痒痒。 If in the dream of young girls the boyfriend has the appearance, that certainly is this appearance. 如果少女们的梦中情郎有模样,那一定是这副样子。 Too was simply perfect. 简直太完美了。 Does not wait for He Xiao to continue to sigh with emotion, his front appears the information column. 不等何晓继续感慨,他的面前浮现出信息栏。 Name: He Yun Xiao 【姓名:何云霄 Relations: oneself 关系:本人 Special skill: Graceful 特长:帅 Good sensitivity: 100 好感度:100】 He Yun Xiao! 何云霄 This name blasts out in the He Xiao mind loudly. 这个名字在何晓脑海轰然炸开。 The innumerable memories also well up. 无数记忆随之涌上心头。 He Yun Xiao, fire novel «Miss, I Only Wants To practice» the male villain. This book is quite rare high military theme, serializes until now 200,000 characters, the day before yesterday the on the shelf, three days rushed to the monthly ticket list first. 何云霄,大火小说《姑娘,我只想修炼》中的男反派。此书乃是较为罕见的高武题材,连载至今二十万字,前日上架,三天冲到月票榜第一。 Does not have brain little white writing regarding this type, old bookworm He Xiao rejected. 对于这种无脑小白文,老书虫何晓本来是拒绝的。 After all the plot setting hackneyed stuff does not have the brain, does not have the logic. 毕竟剧情设定老套无脑,毫无逻辑可言。 But this book female lord is numerous, the character described unsurpassed. Although the author kept on proclaiming, and patted the buttocks guarantee is single Nvzhu, but the reader including He Xiao understood understood. 但此书女主众多,人物描写堪称一绝。虽然作者口口声声,并且拍屁股保证是单女主,但包括何晓在内的读者懂的都懂。 The greedy body, is not shabby. 馋身子嘛,不寒碜。 But this villain He Yun Xiao, is a martial arts excels, is extremely arrogant, is addicted to alcohol lasciviously, villain of terrorizing men and take their women, although the appearance is charming, but the honest people to its hate to the marrow of the bones. 而这个反派何云霄,乃是一个武功高强,性格狂妄,嗜酒好色,欺男霸女的小人,虽然长相帅气,但是正派人士都对其恨之入骨。 This liao depends the appearance to be charming, conspires to the male Lord younger sister unexpectedly, finally it can be imagined, has not gone well is hacked to death by a male lord blade. 此獠仗着自己长相帅气,竟对男主的妹妹图谋不轨,结果可想而知,尚未得手就被男主一刀砍死。 About the He Yun Xiao hacked to death plot, He Xiao remembers specially clearly, because he hit to enjoy. 关于何云霄被砍死的情节,何晓记得特别清楚,因为他打赏了。 That is in the book Chapter 21, He Yun Xiao is extremely arrogant, not only the exit|to speak is frivolous, but also raises a rumpus to Chu Xiaoxiao. Chu Fan at that time beginning Capital City, is first without turning a hair, later in brothel martial arts contest program, intentionally to He Yun Xiao. 那是书中第21章,何云霄狂妄无比,不仅出口轻薄,而且对楚潇潇动手动脚。楚凡那时初来京城,先是面不改色,之后在青楼比武节目中,故意对上何云霄 Facing martial arts excel He Yun Xiao, Chu Fan has the blade to fall, is in front of brothel people, the anger is cutting the villain dog head. Not only protected the younger sister, but also brushed a wave of spring breeze building chief among flowers Du Miss favorable impression crazily. 面对武功高强的何云霄,楚凡手起刀落,当着青楼众人的面,怒斩反派狗头。不仅保护了妹妹,还狂刷了一波春风楼花魁杜姑娘的好感。 Crisp really crisp, but has not thought, putting on the book unexpectedly is I! 爽是真的爽,只是万万没想到,穿书竟是我自己! Unfortunately passed through the villain! 好死不死穿越成了反派! Listens the female who in the tall building is spreading behind to be laughing and playing and play games the drinking sound, inherited He Yun Xiao memory He Xiao to know, oneself this time was located in the spring breeze building! 听着身后高楼里传出的女子嬉笑和划拳喝酒声,继承了何云霄记忆的何晓知道,自己此时正是位于春风楼! Again shortly afterward, will be hacked to death by a lead blade! 再过不久,就将被主角一刀砍死! He Xiao, no, He Yun Xiao had accepted the reality. 何晓,不,何云霄已经接受了现实。 He rapidly restores with several deep breath calmly. 他快速用几个深呼吸恢复冷静。 No matter how, I must live! 不管如何,我一定要活下来! I currently have the two kinds unique skill, one is the gold/metal finger, can see others' good sensitivity ; Another, is my previous generation has looked at the memory of novel. 我现在有两样绝技,一个是金手指,能看见别人的好感度;另一个,则是我前世看过小说的记忆。 Although difficulty, but cannot give up. 虽然困难,但不能放弃。 Thinks how well should collapse! 好好想想该怎么破局! Can providing lodging both hands, not frivolous Chu Xiaoxiao? 能不能管住双手,不轻薄楚潇潇 Cannot! Because crossing over beforehand He Yun Xiao frivolous! 不能!因为穿越之前何云霄就已经轻薄过了! Now only waits for the martial arts contest link to start, Chu Fan has the blade to fall...... 现在只等比武环节开始,楚凡手起刀落…… Can run? 能不能跑? Can. But lead martial arts is too deep to see the bottom, can be inescapable for a while, cannot escape first! This is under the bad plan. 能。但主角武功深不见底,跑得了一时,跑不了一世!这是下下策。 How thinks to solve from the root! 想想怎么从根源解决! The lead is the door orphan, wrote books, the Daqi star Chu Tianzhu whole families were killed, lead Chu Fan is the only orphan, after he grows up, re-entered Qi capital Yin Jing to take revenge. 主角是将门遗孤,原著书中,大齐名将楚天烛满门被杀,主角楚凡是唯一遗孤,他长大后,重回齐国首都尹京就是为了复仇。 Although the novel has not terminated, so long as I kept the traces in book to find the clue according to the author, then confirmed the extermination massacre true murderer, 虽然小说并未完结,但只要我根据作者留在书中的蛛丝马迹找到线索,然后确认灭门惨案真正的凶手, Finally, told the lead the murderer again. As the matter stands, my has not violated the blunder villain, can successfully abandon throws clear(ly) secretly, washes turns into the lead little brother white/in vain. 最后,再把凶手告诉主角。这样一来,我这没犯过大错的反派,就能成功弃暗投明,洗白变成主角小弟。 Then, the novel wrote more than 100 chapters, according to the existing clue, is most likely to become the murderer, Daqi martial celebrate waits He Yuanhao...... 那么,小说写了一百多章,根据已有的线索,最有可能成为凶手的,正是大齐武庆候何元豪…… Being finished, this is my father. 完蛋,这是我老爹。 Then really ended, from frivolous younger sister, turns into intense and deep-seated hatred. 这下是真完了,从“轻薄妹妹”,变成“血海深仇”。 Dies to add! 死上加死啊! He Yun Xiao remembers a proverb: Reading the books might as well travel far and wide. 何云霄想起一句老话:读万卷书不如行万里路。 Also remembers another proverb: The journey of thousands of miles Starts with a single step. 又想起另一句老话:万里之行始于足下。 In order to maintain a livelihood, He Yun Xiao without hesitation, lifting the foot is the top qing gong. The tip of the toe place body like the swan goose, one step flies more than half side yards to step the courtyard wall, flies the courtyard wall to fall the ground again. 为了活命,何云霄毫不犹豫,抬脚就是顶级轻功。脚尖点地身如鸿雁,一步飞过半边小院踏上院墙,再一脚飞下院墙落到地面。 Looks the own unusual time, one flickers, He Yun Xiao felt oneself can hit lead Chu Fan. 看着自己超凡的功夫,有一瞬,何云霄觉得自己能打过主角楚凡 But he calms down quickly. 但他很快冷静下来。 That is the novel lead! 那可是小说主角! Oneself are impossible to be victorious he. 自己绝不可能打得过他。 Clearly recognized the after localization of villain, He Yun Xiao has nothing to hesitate again. To maintain a livelihood, can only run, runs the farther the better. 认清反派的定位后,何云霄再无任何犹疑。想活命,只能跑,跑得越远越好。 When he falls to the ground, when was unable again the starting to walk step, a soft glutinous delightful sound resounds in the ear suddenly: Elder Brother He Jia, do you want to go?” 只是,当他落地,还未能再次迈开步伐时,一个软糯甜美的声音陡然在耳边响起:“何家哥哥,你要去哪?” He Yun Xiao is startled cold sweat, in an instant, the inner strength of whole body pours into the both feet. 何云霄惊起一声冷汗,刹那间,全身的内力灌入双脚。 But this time body just like is hung up the giant stone, how regardless of extremely the qing gong displays, unexpectedly throughout in same place motionless! 可此时的身体犹如被挂上巨石,无论绝顶轻功怎么施展,竟始终在原地一动不动! Fearful! 可怕! This is what time! 这是什么功夫! The soft glutinous delightful sound resounds again, this time even brought a point to be suffering. 软糯甜美的声音再次响起,这次甚至带了一点委屈。 Elder Brother He Jia, do you want to go home? The martial arts contest does not have the ratio.” “何家哥哥,你要回家了吗?还有比武没比呢。” The muscle of He Yun Xiao whole body continues to tie tight, the whole person like petrified. 何云霄全身的肌肉持续紧绷着,整个人如同被石化了。 He turns head slowly, first saw that holds on the small hand of lower hem corner. 他缓缓扭头,先看到的,是拉住自己衣角的小手。 Then, he saw the master of sound. 然后,他见到了声音的主人。 Willow eyebrows small mouth, fine jade nose almond eyes, an oval face five senses clear displays the pinnacle nimble and resourceful. 柳眉小嘴,琼鼻杏眼,一张鹅蛋脸更是将五官的清纯灵动发挥到极致。 Chu Xiaoxiao! 楚潇潇 This person unexpectedly is lead Chu Fan younger sister Chu Xiaoxiao! 此人竟是主角楚凡的妹妹楚潇潇 Name: Chu Xiaoxiao 【姓名:楚潇潇 Relations: Hostile 关系:敌对 Special skill: Martial arts( first under heaven) 特长:武术(天下第一) Character: Gets sick tenderly 性格:病娇 Good sensitivity: 20 好感度:20 Captures the difficulty: Hell 攻略难度:地狱 Successfully reward: Exempts one time 成功奖励:免死一次】 Was just also pinching the cute small hand of He Yun Xiao lower hem corner, suddenly stuck out suddenly! 刚刚还捏着何云霄衣角的可爱小手,忽然暴起! High-speed movement from bottom to top, making the air scream. 由下到上的高速移动,让空气都尖叫起来。 However the Chu Xiaoxiao speed is faster, quick speed of sound! 然而楚潇潇的速度更快,快过音速! He Yun Xiao cannot hear the tiny bit abnormal noise, the neck is grasped by Chu Xiaoxiao in the hand. Afterward, the terrifying sensation of asphyxia and air cut sonic boom arrive at the brain simultaneously. 何云霄听不到一丝一毫的异响,脖子就已经被楚潇潇握在手里。随后,恐怖的窒息感和空气被划破的音爆才同时到达大脑。 Has absolute power over somebody, only in Chu Xiaoxiao in an instant. 生杀予夺,仅在楚潇潇一念之间。 The sensation of asphyxia is extremely intense, He Xiao first is struggles unproductive, later soon consciousness because of the oxygen deficit, but is gradually chaos. 窒息感太过强烈,何晓先是徒劳挣扎,随后意识很快因为缺氧而渐渐混沌。 Will she have such high time? 她怎么会有这么高的功夫? Why can also kill me? 又为何要杀我? Am I dying? 我要死了吗? Really when soon dies, He Yun Xiao compares on the contrary is usually calmer. 真的快要死时,何云霄反倒比平常更加冷静。 He sees on the panel, Chu Xiaoxiao from 20 to fall to own good sensitivity to instantaneously „0”, looked at the eye earnestly her personality- sickness is tender. 他看到面板上,楚潇潇对自己的好感度从“20”瞬间降到“0”,又认真地看了眼她的性格-病娇。 Held anything faintly...... 隐隐抓住了什么东西…… The sensation of asphyxia is getting stronger and stronger, past events such as slide showing. 窒息感越来越强,往事如幻灯片般放映。 Parents, son incompetent......” “爸妈,儿子无能……” He Xiao, mother does not attempt your anything, only thinking, you can healthy end this for a lifetime......” 何晓啊,妈不图你什么,只想着,你能健健康康过完这一辈子……” He Xiao! Also wants to do! Apologized to the leader quickly!” 何晓!还想不想干了!快给领导道歉!” We bid good-bye, you...... you too honest......” “我们分手吧,你……你太老实了……” I do not want dead...... have certainly what means...... 我不想死……一定有什么办法…… Some readers asked that my book is single Nvzhu, the author gives everyone to pat the buttocks to guarantee here, absolutely is the list female text.” “有读者问我这本书是不是单女主,作者在这里给大家拍屁股保证,绝对是单女主文。” single Nvzhu! 单女主! He Xiao grabbed the life-saving straw! 何晓抓住了救命的稻草! This book wrote 200,000 characters, the presence important female role was as good as eight! If single Nvzhu only has a possibility. 这本书写了二十万字,出场的重要女角色不亚于八个!要是单女主只有一种可能。 That has a force majeure to prevent the male lord to receive the harem. 那就是有一种不可抗力阻止男主收后宫。 martial arts first under heaven, liking Elder Brother , and acquisitive instinct is extremely strong, sickness tender younger sister who very repugnant Elder Brother contacts other female student! 武功天下第一,喜欢哥哥并且占有欲极强,非常讨厌哥哥接触别的女生的病娇妹妹! Although pulls very much, but there is this to establish to be able to talk clearly! 虽然很扯,但有了这个设定一切都说得清了! Chu Xiaoxiao this sickness is tender, how is extremely inevitably worried to solve the Chu Fan troubled good luck! 楚潇潇这种病娇,必然万分苦恼怎么解决楚凡麻烦缠身的桃花运! I have the means to solve for her! 我有办法替她解决! This is my only opportunity! 这是我唯一的机会! Bets! 赌一把! Has the means!” “有办法!” He Yun Xiao struggled was saying these three characters. 何云霄挣扎着说出了这三个字。 A Chu Xiaoxiao hand really loosen, the sensation of asphyxia vanishes instantaneously, He Yun Xiao such as the rags slip into the ground together, finally can pant for breath. 楚潇潇的手果然一松,窒息感瞬间消失,何云霄如一块破布滑到地上,终于得以喘息。 He kneels on the ground coughs, while big mouth breath fresh air. 他跪在地上一边咳嗽,一边大口呼吸新鲜空气。 What means.” “什么办法。” The Chu Xiaoxiao sound is grating like the cold wind. 楚潇潇的声音如同冷风般刺耳。 Means of satisfying both sides.” He Yun Xiao gasps for breath to continue: At your time, so long as does not think, I am impossible to touch to your lower hem corner. Before the spring breeze building, you didn't hide intentionally, making me bump two?” “两全其美的办法。”何云霄喘了口气继续说:“以你的功夫,只要不想,我绝不可能摸到你的衣角。之前在春风楼,你是不是故意不躲,让我碰了两下?” Chu Xiaoxiao disdains cold -ly snorted and said: „Do you match?” 楚潇潇不屑冷哼道:“你配?” I do not match, but Du Huakui matches. The flower leader show, makes an appearance three times, just now holds the feast for the first time. Compared to disregarding of others, Chu Fan actually looked at Du Huakui several especially. But you did not avoid me at that time intentionally, to let Chu Fan focuses in you.” “我不配,但是杜花魁配。花魁首秀,露面三次,第一次就是方才开宴时。相比对旁人的无视,楚凡却特地多看了杜花魁几眼。而你那时候故意不躲开我,就是为了让楚凡把心思放在你身上。” Silent. 沉默。 Courts death.” “找死。” Before Chu Xiaoxiao tone, is equally light. 楚潇潇的语气和之前一样平淡。 But she has the foot intending more ruthless than! 但她出脚比出手更狠! The He Yun Xiao entire portrait/people looks like is a discarded rotten meat, tumbles on the ground, raises dust, finally hits on the wall of not far away to be counted. 何云霄整个人像是一块被丢弃的烂肉,在地上翻滚,扬起一阵尘土,最终撞到不远处的墙上才算作罢。 By the wall respite, He Yun Xiao cancels the bloodstain of corners of the mouth. 靠墙喘息,何云霄抹去嘴角的血迹。 He is smiling, distressed, but was very happy. Like the exhausted hunter, stares at the prey in net such to smile. 他在笑,狼狈但很高兴。就像精疲力尽的猎人,盯着网中的猎物那样笑。 She was anxious. 她急了。 Possible. 有戏。 Depends on the wall, He Yun Xiao looks that Chu Xiaoxiao walks gradually. 靠着墙,何云霄看着楚潇潇缓步走来。 Why do you kill me?” “你为何杀我?” Main body is glad.” “本尊乐意。” Because I have bumped you? He Yun Xiao wants to complain one, but he knows that now is not complains. 就因为我碰过你?何云霄想吐槽一句,但他知道现在不是吐槽的时候。 Keeps my life, I can help you.” “留我一命,我能帮你。” Chu Xiaoxiao said: Waste, no qualifications discussed the condition.” 楚潇潇道:“废物,没有资格谈条件。” He Yun Xiao looked at the Chu Xiaoxiao good sensitivity, from „0” turned 20. 何云霄看了眼楚潇潇的好感度,从“0”变成了“20”。 She to rise to my good sensitivity unexpectedly? 她居然对我好感度上升了? Because I do not beg for mercy, but also asks her to discuss the condition? 因为我不求饶,还找她谈条件? No wonder will move to Chu Fan, originally she likes bullying the youngster to be poor not this male student. 怪不得会对楚凡动心,原来她喜欢“莫欺少年穷”这一款的男生。 Spelled! 拼了! He Yun Xiao decided that a say/way arrives black. Continues to discuss the condition. 何云霄决定一条道走到黑。继续谈条件。 „After you kill me, is must kill Du Huakui?” “你杀完我后,是不是还要去杀杜花魁?” Chu Xiaoxiao does not have the expression, has not spoken. 楚潇潇没有表情,也没有说话。 But the good sensitivity not to deceive people, because of it from 20 turning 22. 但好感度不会骗人,因为它从“20”变成“22”。 He Yun Xiao said again: I can observe the person appearance, the Chu Fan inborn peach blossom is exuberant, again what if meets is the princess and princess? Do you also want to kill?” 何云霄再道:“我会观人面相,楚凡天生桃花旺盛,倘若再遇到的是公主、郡主呢?你还要杀吗?” Chu Xiaoxiao said indifferently: Kills.” 楚潇潇漠然道:“杀。” I have the means that the means of satisfying both sides, no one uses. I do not use, Du Huakui does not use. The most important thing is, you can obtain you to want.” “我有办法,两全其美的办法,谁都不用死。我不用死,杜花魁也不用死。最重要的是,你能得到你想要的。” Chu Xiaoxiao stands side He Yun Xiao, overlooks by him of wall, occupies a commanding position. 楚潇潇站在何云霄身旁,俯视靠墙的他,居高临下。 Said.” “说。” He Yun Xiao raises the face, pretends to say self-confidently: „ Do I grow lead you to understand? I handle these women, Chu Fan forever only then you. He in fact is a little nervous. 何云霄扬起脸,假装自信说道:“我长得帅你明白吧?我去搞定那些女人,楚凡永远只有你。他实际上是有点慌的。 After all is the leading ladies, can with the lead to glancing, three views are definitely positive than the square, but I am a villain, they do not hack to death me for the lead well even. 毕竟是女主角们,能和主角对上眼,三观肯定比正方形还正,而我是反派,她们不替主角砍死我就算好的了。 But immediately also has no other means that does not try to be hacked to death now, tries also to die late. If succeeded , is to save a younger sister to be separated from the Chu Xiaoxiao hatchet. 但当下也没什么别的办法,不试一试现在就被砍死,试一试还能晚死一点。要是万一成功了,也算是救一个妹子脱离楚潇潇的柴刀。 Chu Xiaoxiao blinks, sound again soft glutinous. 楚潇潇眨了眨眼,声音重新软糯起来。 „Does Elder Brother He Jia, who injure like this heavily you? Deep and clear here has the compounded drug of therapy, come, opens mouth.” “何家哥哥,谁把你伤得这样重?潇潇这里有疗伤的丹药,来,张嘴。” Chu Xiaoxiao rashly the compounded drug according to entering the mouth of He Yun Xiao, lies near his ear simultaneously, said with the delightful sound on the quiet: 楚潇潇不由分说地将丹药按进何云霄的嘴里,同时趴在他耳边,用甜美的声音悄悄说: Biting the soul pill is the rare treasure, it can through overdrawing the life promotion inner strength, but, will take this pill to fear the special temperament extremely. So long as in my hand this bell sound, you then must receive pain of ten thousand Chongshi the heart. From now on, I do not allow other woman to appear side Chu Fan. Otherwise, you and they must die.” “噬魂丸是难得的宝物,它可以通过透支生命提升内力,不过,服用此丹者会极其惧怕特殊音律。只要我手中这个铃铛一响,你便要受万虫噬心之苦。从今往后,我不允许有别的女人出现在楚凡身边。不然,你和她们都得死。” Two people leave very nearly, He Yun Xiao can smell on Chu Xiaoxiao the light delicate fragrance. 两人离得很近,何云霄能闻到楚潇潇身上淡淡的清香。 Has a point image sweet-scented oleander, sweet, but is poisonous. 有一点像夹竹桃,甜甜的,但有毒。 He Yun Xiao smiles, just like the winter is warm, the world no one can disregard such smile, even Chu Xiaoxiao, is still out of sorts, although only then extremely short flickers. 何云霄爽朗一笑,犹如冬日暖阳,天下没有人能无视这样的笑容,即使是楚潇潇,也失了神,虽然只有极其短暂的一瞬。 Has the opportunity, I will revenge.” He said. “有机会,我会报仇的。”他说。 The Chu Xiaoxiao cute smile restrains gradually, ignores the world the King aura to expose unscrupulously. 楚潇潇可爱的笑容渐渐收敛,漠视天下的王者气息肆无忌惮地展露。 Senseless.” “无趣。” Her did not return walks. 她头也不回地走了。 He Yun Xiao looks at the back that the female departs, looks at Chu Xiaoxiao to his good sensitivity, from 22 rises to 30. 何云霄看着女子离去的背影,看着楚潇潇对他的好感度,从“22”涨到“30”。 Bad, am I sick? Why will suddenly think that she is a little lovable? 糟了,我有病吧?为什么会突然觉得她有点可爱?
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