The passers-by saw a very unusual scene. 路人们看见了一个很奇特的景象。 On a male manpower takes nine skewers of cotton candies, how the hands and feet is not knowing to put, a face constipation walks on the road. 一个男人手上拿着九串棉花糖,手脚都不知道怎么放,一脸便秘地走在路上。 The side follows a long hair floating beautiful woman, holding a stick of cotton candy with a large smile while licking it. 身边跟着一个长发飘飘的美人儿,抱着一个棉花糖笑眯眯地在舔。 The scene looks very funnily, accidentally/surprisingly is very warm, many people turn the head to focus attention on, not consciousness reveals smile of an auntie. 场面看着很滑稽,却意外很温馨,很多人转头注目,都不知觉地露出姨母笑。 „I must eat the cotton candy.” Had the lover to pass by, the girl pulled the sleeve of boy saying: „I also want so many.” “我也要吃棉花糖。”有恋人路过,女孩子扯着男孩子的袖子说:“我也要那么多个。” Male said: „Do not think that male secure what good intention, how much cotton candies this started to take, went back to use several small balloon, did you believe?” 男的说:“别以为那男的安什么好心,这下手上拿了多少棉花糖,回去就用几个小气球,你信不信？” Female said: „Isn't that the good deed? Do you have the skill also to use ten times?” 女的说:“那不是好事吗？你有本事也用十次啊？” Male was attacked and sunk by a few words, shuts up rapidly. 男的被一句话击沉,迅速闭嘴。 The Qiu Wuji ear moves, does not look askance: „What is small balloon?” 秋无际耳朵动了动,目不斜视:“什么是小气球？” Chu Ge thinks has not heard. Wishes one could dead that male pinching at heart, by villain's heart gentleman's abdomen! 楚戈装着没听见。心里恨不得把那男的捏死,以小人之心度君子之腹！ Do I want to use ten small balloon? 我是想用十个小气球吗？ I do not want to use small balloon. 我根本不想用小气球。 Qiu Wuji has not questioned in detail, you did not say that I won't go back to ask Baidu? She finished eating cotton candy, very natural also took one from Chu Ge , to continue to eat. 秋无际也没细问,你不说我难道不会回去问度娘？她吃完了一个棉花糖,很自然地从楚戈手里又拿了一个,继续吃。 Chu Ge cannot bear ask: „Felt that you seem like the grief and indignation are the appetite, the book threw......” 楚戈忍不住问:“感觉你像是化悲愤为食欲啊,书扑了吧……” Qiu Wuji was uncovered the pain spot miserably, suddenly remembers anything, the look is staring him dangerously: „Is your will is interfering, causing no one to read my book!” 秋无际惨被揭到痛点,忽然想起什么,眼神危险地瞪着他:“是不是你的意志在干涉,导致没人看我书！” Chu Ge: „Emmmm...... my will is observing, but I have not let the meaning that you throw, is insufficient to have the influence.” 楚戈:“emmmm……我的意志是在观察,但我没有让你扑的意思啊,不至于造成影响吧。” „Perhaps is your subconscious! Is thinks that I throw!” “说不定是你的潜意识！就是想我扑！” Chu Ge held the cotton candy to raise the head to think for quite a while: „Should not have this consciousness, my observation wants to know that what perhaps your book can cause to affect...... naturally the subconscious to think don't create to affect well? Did not determine......, but if the subconscious thinks that can affect the fact, that was also exaggerating? After all anything has not done.” 楚戈抱着棉花糖抬头想了半天:“应该没这意识,我的观察只是想知道你的书能造成什么影响而已……当然也许潜意识认为别造成影响更好一点？不确定……但如果潜意识这么认为就能影响到事实,那也夸张了点吧？毕竟什么都没干啊。” Qiu Wuji does not speak, lowered the head to eat the sugar. 秋无际也不说话了,低头吃糖。 Big probability and his subconscious irrelevant, was really threw ying chirp. 大概率和他的潜意识无关,是自己真的扑了嘤嘤嘤。 Qiu Wuji grief and indignation swallowed the cotton candy, took one, muttered unclearly: „Writing a book is so difficult......” 秋无际悲愤地一口吞了棉花糖,又拿了一个,含糊不清地咕哝:“写书真有那么难嘛……” „Said that is difficult, these big shot said that has hand was enough, this thing talented.” Chu Ge said: „You, if really intertwines this matter, I add the setting to you, said that also has the talent that writes the story finished up.” “说难不难,那些大佬就说有手就行,这玩意吧还是有天赋的。”楚戈道:“你如果实在纠结这事儿,我给你加设定吧,就说也有写故事的天赋就完事了。” „I do not want!” Qiu Wuji said: „What I want is separated from the influence, rather than anything depends on your influence! After giving me stopper cultivation technique this matter, do not do......” “我才不要！”秋无际道:“我要的是脱离影响,而不是什么都靠你的影响！给我塞功法这种事以后也别做了……” Chu Ge smiles reluctantly: „In that original plot the thing and is the cultivation that breakthrough you comprehend?” 楚戈无奈地笑笑:“那原定剧情里你领悟的东西和修行突破算不算？” For a while unexpectedly how Qiu Wuji does not know replied, long time said: „I must have with the different things that you write in any case, do oneself learn writing a book is?” 秋无际一时竟不知道怎么回答,半晌才道:“反正我要有和你写出来的不一样的东西,自己学会写书算不算？” „Definitely calculates.” Chu Ge thought that you will eat ten cotton candies actually to consider as finished...... in the book to write must curse at people to suppose by the reader collapse. “肯定算。”楚戈觉得你会吃十个棉花糖其实就已经算了……书里这么写都要被读者骂人设崩了的。 Naturally is perhaps insufficient. 当然也许不够。 Qiu Wuji simply said: „That and do that continue to teach me to write a book?” 秋无际便道:“那、那继续教我写书？” Chu Ge hmph hmph: „Called the master.” 楚戈哼哼:“叫师父。” Qiu Wuji glowers. 秋无际怒目而视。 This chapter of Chu Ge is very strong, looking up the day is to pay no attention to her. 这回楚戈十分坚挺,抬头看天就是不理她。 Qiu Wuji stared well long time, to soften finally, supple Judo: „Master ~” 秋无际瞪了好半晌,终于软化下来,柔柔道:“师父~” Chu Ge en’d: „Teaches, goes back to teach!” 楚戈嗯了:“教,回去就教！” ............ ………… „Your these 20,000 characters, the writing is truly great, hangs to hit ticket author. But oneself can think the key question why no one views where is at?” “你这两万字吧,文字确实没得说,吊打一票作家。但自己能想到为什么没人看的关键问题在哪么？” In goes home, two people sit in front of the computer, collects the head to read the documents. 回到家里,两人坐在电脑面前,凑着脑袋看文档。 Qiu Wuji forgot this posture and he is intimate, mentality all at matter: „I open divine sense, listened secretly some appraisals of the world, said that is the blotter?” 秋无际都忘了这姿势和他多亲密,思路全在正事儿上了:“我张开神念,偷听了人间的一些评价,说是流水账？” „Right, extremely writes in a straightforward manner, for example main character left the mountain, seeing the monster to eat the person, main character goes forward tap-tap to start, killed finishing up. Then continues, sees the monster, started...... changed yourself, liked listening to this story?” “对,太过平铺直叙,比如主角出山,看见妖怪食人,主角上前噼里啪啦开打,打死了完事。然后继续走,又看见妖怪,又开打……换了你自己,爱听这种故事么？” Qiu Wuji refuses to accept: „I look at your Journey to the West , the subdue demons eliminate the demon, how does the anticipation cope with different evil spirit not? I thought that is very attractive.” 秋无际不服:“我看你们西游记,也是一路降妖除魔,看点就是怎么对付各种不同的妖魔不是么？我就觉得那很好看啊。” „Not is completely, others first decide the long-line anticipation that west the roaming learned from experienced people, making you anticipate on their road to meet any dangers and difficulties. Next, each event is not the direct bitter experience, but has the small story plot.” “不完全是,人家首先定了一个西游取经的长线期待,让你期待他们路上会遇上什么艰难险阻。其次呢,每个事件不是直接遭遇,而是有小故事剧情的。” „For example?” “比如？” „For example genuine and fake Monkey King, that what's the matter, who, how revealed the truth, this was a complete suspense process. The famous work not only has the connotation, first their narrative techniques also top, the story is interesting, can spread.” “比如说真假猴王,那是怎么回事、谁是真的、又如何揭开真相,这是一个完整的悬念过程。名著不仅是有内涵,首先他们的叙事手法也是顶级的,故事有趣起来,才能流传。” The Qiu Wuji eye starts the circle circle. 秋无际眼睛开始圈圈。 „Then, the story needs to fluctuate and contrast, you came up to hit, won next, this was insipid.” “然后呢,故事需要起伏和反差,你上去就打,打赢了下一个,这就没劲了。” „Therefore must lose, finds the way to win again? This is fluctuating, what contrast?” “所以要输,再想办法赢？这是起伏,何谓反差？” „wú...... for example, people like looking that clarity is beautiful and bewitching, obscene is shy, holiness degenerates, this type makes one remember profoundly, your main character leaves the mountain from beginning to end a type, the faced monster is also savage virulent, this was insipid......” “唔……比如说,人们就爱看清纯者妖冶,淫靡者青涩,圣洁者堕落,这种就让人记忆深刻,你主角出山从头到尾一个样,面对的妖怪也都是凶残恶毒,这就没劲了……” Qiu Wuji thought for quite a while, said spookily: „Day ten thousand character did throw the street?” 秋无际想了半天,幽幽道:“日更万字者扑街？” Chu Ge: „?” 楚戈:“？” Qiu Wuji: „......” 秋无际:“……” Two people were dumbfounded look at for quite a while, Chu Ge covered the face: „Is this consciousness that you extrapolate? Good your non- idiot.” 两人大眼瞪小眼地看了半天,楚戈捂脸:“这就是你举一反三的意识？好吧你不白痴。” Qiu Wuji hugs the young pig to hold the pillow not to speak. 秋无际抱着小猪抱枕不说话了。 Both masters felt own apprentice is the idiot, serves right. 两个师父都觉得自己徒弟是白痴,一报还一报。 „This.” Chu Ge thought for a long time, hesitant said/tunnel: „How do not consider to make up the story , tried to describe the matter, how?” “这样吧。”楚戈想了好久,犹豫地道:“你别考虑怎么编故事了,真的,试着描述已发生的事,如何？” Qiu Wuji sighed: „Writes the autobiography?” 秋无际叹了口气:“写自传啊？” „Almost, I know that you are unwilling only to make world in the book makes up, is thinks that create the world. But currently speaking, can be the exercise, everything cannot get it done in one action, did your 10,000 years practiced, but also miss a book?” “差不多,我知道你不甘只做个书中世界的补完,是想自己创造世界。但目前来说,可以作为锻炼,凡事不可一蹴而就嘛,你一万年都练过来了,还差一本书？” Qiu Wuji said spookily: „That type of thing can only be used as your external memory, how to make money?” 秋无际幽幽道:“那种东西只能作为你的番外存在,怎么赚钱？” „I give you.” Chu Ge repeats had talked about early the topic: „Works to might as well to me work to the capitalist, is not works!” “我给你啊。”楚戈重复了早前就说过的话题:“给资本家打工不如给我打工,不都是工作嘛！” „That is the family lord......” “那是家庭主……” „It is not, writing work room regular work! You can call my boss.” “不是,码字工作室可是正规工作！你可以叫我老板。” Qiu Wuji does not know whether to laugh or cry, did you fold buff to become addicted? 秋无际哭笑不得,您叠buff上瘾了是吧？ However, the apprentice worked to the master in the ancient times is the conventional operation, thinks in this direction, oneself studies writing a book to him, works to write beyond to exercise itself to him, probably is very normal, is an acceptable plan. 不过话说回来了,古代学徒给师父打工是常规操作,往这方向一想,自己向他学写书,给他打工写番外又锻炼自己,好像挺正常的,是个可接受的方案。 Moreover he now is probably getting more and more rich, before planting a person does not need to look like , the hard wanting to rub flower, did not need to consider means subsidizing with spending anxiously...... 另外他现在好像越来越有钱了,多养一个人也不需要像以前紧巴巴的要撸花呗,也就不需要自己急着想办法贴补用度了…… But he is also my apprentice, is he apprentice not to need to work? 但他也是我徒弟,他当徒弟怎么不需要打工？ Qiu Wuji then asked: „You study immortal cultivation, how do not help me work?” 秋无际便问:“那你学修仙,怎么不要帮我做事？” Chu Ge scratches the head: „What immortal cultivation work do you have to want me to do? Gives you new medicine you also to dislike does not want.” 楚戈挠头:“你有什么修仙工作要我做的？给你新药你还嫌不要呢。” Qiu Wuji is dumbfounded, said forcefully: „Then is expresses the filial piety to the master, must help work! What matter has not thought, always has!” 秋无际傻了眼,强行道:“便是对师父表示孝心,也得帮忙做事！什么事没想好,总是有的！” „......” Chu Ge said cautiously: „That...... do I give the master shoulder massage?” “呃……”楚戈小心翼翼道:“那……我给师父捏捏肩？” „Go away!” “滚！” „That...... do you give the master shoulder massage?” “那……你给师父捏捏肩？” After the moment, Chu Ge full head is package of places lies on the ground, Qiu Wuji flings ponytail, went out to do grocery shopping. 片刻后,楚戈满头是包地趴在地上,秋无际一甩马尾,出门买菜去了。 Really is M. 真是个M。 However...... writes own autobiography? 不过……写自己的自传吗？ Carefully thinks, probably is also very interesting. After all in his book, without my past. 认真想想,好像也挺有趣的。毕竟他的书里,没有我的过去。 Qiu Wuji is walking slowly, the thoughts fell into the remote recollection. 秋无际慢慢走着走着,心思陷入了遥远的回忆。 Steps at the beginning of cultivation, many fellow apprentices pursue me...... the walk rivers and lakes time also has had. 踏上修行之初,有不少师兄弟追求我……行走江湖的时候也有过。 At that time wholeheartedly to saying, has not responded them. 当时一心向道,没有搭理他们。 The time passes gradually, looks back for ten thousand years, they had not died of old age completely. 时光荏苒,回首万年,他们已经全部寿终不在了。 This thinks that has looked to these things completely...... 本以为对这些事情早已看尽…… But...... Chu Ge wants to gather together Qiu Wuji now. 可如今……楚戈欲逑秋无际。 Next ten thousand years, you also in? 下一个万年,你还在不在？ „To do to understand how can in the same place, I not want to ponder over what ability forever from the start.” The Chu Ge spoken language exudes in the heart. “要不是想搞明白怎样才能永远在一起,我压根就不想琢磨什么异能。”楚戈的言语又在心中泛起。 Perhaps...... he. 也许……他会在的。 others cultivate in order to seek longevity, only he does it for Qiu Wuji. 别人修行首先为了求长生,只有他是为了秋无际。