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#88: ability really cannot duplicate randomly


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Rong Fu was both angry and regretful, if we had known might as well keeps that broken ability that on the face writes, good and evil a little usability! 容复又气又悔,早知道还不如留着脸上写字的那个破异能呢,好歹有点实用性! His ability developed very much high, long before this cooldown was long, must be able to duplicate next day newly, now only needs to separate for several minutes to be OK, moreover before ability that duplicated can only retain for one hour, now can retain for day to be even longer. 他的异能开发得很高了,很早以前这个CD长得很,要隔天才能复制新的,现在只需要隔几分钟就可以了,而且复制来的异能以前只能保留一小时,现在可以保留一天甚至更久一点。 Therefore causes more and more wave, the duplication, tastes the bitter fruit randomly now finally. 所以才导致越来越浪,乱复制,现在终于尝到了苦果。 Separating for several minutes is also the time, the husbands have carried the rolling pin to come out from the kitchen! 隔几分钟也是时间啊,人家老公都已经从厨房拎着擀面杖出来了! The proprietresses also grasped from the corner the broom, hits right in the face: Selects the old lady? Selects you old lady to go!” 老板娘也从墙角抓了把扫帚,劈头盖脸地就打:“点老娘?点你自家老娘去吧!” Bang, Rong Fu rebounds urgently, that broom pounds on the table, the broken bowl scatters. “砰”地一声,容复紧急跳开,那扫帚砸在桌上,碎碗四溅。 Master Chef Jin rolling pin already to his head greeting. 金大厨的擀面杖已经冲着他脑袋招呼了。 Rong Fu lifted the hand to put up urgently, the strength of master chef was is not a vegetarian, these made his small arm painful unexpectedly. 容复紧急抬手架了一下,大厨的力气也不是吃素的,这一下居然让他小臂生疼。 Rong Fu was aroused ominous, the look becomes fierce. 容复被激起了凶性,眼神变得狰狞。 He flies a foot side to kick, center the broom center of proprietress, , the broom succeeds in giving up two sections. The proprietresses were shaken fall to draw back, hit on the counter, in heart with amazement. 他飞起一脚侧踢,正中老板娘的扫帚中央,“喀啦”一声,扫帚断成两截。老板娘被震得跌退,撞在柜台上,心中骇然。 This person does not use ability is also very fierce wrestle! 这人不用异能也是个很厉害的格斗者! !” Rong Fu rolling pin that holds Master Chef Jin, eye of reveal ominous light: Your this is courts death!” !”容复一把抓住金大厨的擀面杖,目露凶光:“你们这是找死!” Master Chef Jin resists radically without enough time, a Rong Fu fist has pounded in his chest, the whole person mounts the clouds and rides the mist throws backward falls, hits in the table corner, knocks down place dishes, moaned on the ground painfully. 金大厨根本来不及招架,容复一拳已经捣在他的胸口,整个人腾云驾雾般向后抛跌,撞在桌角上,打落一地碗碟,在地上痛苦地呻吟。 The proprietresses hold the husband rapidly in the past, at this moment the couple incomparably regretted that usually has not exercised well, is all right to play what mobile game! Delivers the retribution of head/number of people on-hook? In the reality also delivered the head/number of people! 老板娘飞速过去扶着老公,这一刻夫妻俩无比后悔平时没有好好锻炼,没事玩什么手游啊!送人头挂机的报应吗?现实里也送人头了! Rong Fu is grinning fiendishly, pinches the fist to go forward: Originally also only wants to teach you one to finish up, since you court death......” 容复狞笑着,捏着拳头上前:“本来还只想教训你们一顿完事,既然你们找死……” His vision is taking a look at the proprietress, means the difficult word. 他的目光上上下下打量着老板娘,意味难言。 The proprietresses said bitterly: Go fantasise your mother!” 老板娘恨恨道:“意淫你母亲去吧!” She puts out a hand to pull out a sugar from the pocket, makes an effort to lose toward the ground. 她伸手从兜里掏出一颗糖,用力往地上一丢。 Candy wrapper dispersing, the sparking ray illuminated the entire restaurant. 糖纸散开,闪亮的光芒照亮了整个饭馆。 The Rong Fu eye was almost dodged blindly, the subconsciousness obstructed the eye, the couple had flown to spring through the door same. 容复眼睛都差点被闪瞎了,下意识遮了眼睛,夫妻俩已经飞一样夺门而逃。 „Fuck!” Rong Fu covers the eye, the tears cannot be stopping. “草!”容复捂着眼睛,眼泪都止不住。 This fool ability, can unexpectedly, when the flash grenade does use? Real his mother they can think fortunately! 这傻逼异能,居然还能当闪光弹用的?真他妈亏得他们想得出来! He was really enraged thoroughly, no matter also outside is an avenue, ran out of out of the door to pursue in big strides, is one flies to kick to the back that the couple travelled: Death!” 他真被彻底激怒了,也不管外面是大街,大踏步冲出门外追了上去,冲着夫妻俩跑路的背影就是一个飞踢:“死!” The light golden light crosses side the couple together, a fist welcomed to this flew to kick. 一道淡淡的金光越过夫妻俩身边,一拳迎向了这一飞踢。 Bang!” “砰!” Rong Fu staggered two to come to a stop, fixes the eyes on looked, a bottle gourd kid is also backing up steaming, draws back three steps to come to a stop. 容复踉跄了两下才站稳,定睛一看,一个葫芦娃也正在腾腾倒退,退了三步才站稳下来。 Third Brother!” Master Chef Jin look one happy, rapid say/way: This person is very fierce, be careful!” 三娃!”金大厨神色一喜,又急促道:“这人很厉害的,小心!” Chu Ge deeply inspires, the look looks at opposite Rong Fu dignifiedly. 楚戈深深吸了口气,神色凝重地看着对面的容复 Naturally is very fierce, that is serial murderer, many years of ability to the war, the physique and fight experience is not this type the elder brother may compare initially. 当然很厉害,那是连环杀人犯,多年的异能对战,体格和战斗经验都不是自己这种初哥可比。 But he was the dutiful ground, even also explained two plainclothes young police not to come, first hid is calling the troops to say again. 但他还是义无反顾地上了,甚至还交待两个便衣小警察别来,先躲着召集人马再说。 Because Rong Fu made ominous at this time, will not have thought to run mostly temporarily. The plainclothes happen, the opposite party definitely runs, oneself these people cannot hold him. 因为此时容复打出了凶性,多半暂时还不会想到跑。便衣一旦出现,对方肯定跑,自己这几个人抓不住他。 Must drag to the war, waits for Lin Wuyang to raise the team troops to come, best match the spear/gun! 必须自己对战拖着,等林武阳带大队人马来,最好配枪来! Two young police also know that issue key, is not goes out to alert the enemy. At the same time urgent message Lin Wuyang, looks at Chu Ge that the one person alone accepts a challenge, the feeling is looking at the city super hero. 两个小警察也知道问题的关键,不是自己出去打草惊蛇的时候。一边紧急通报林武阳,看着孤身应战的楚戈,感觉在看城市超级英雄。 Does mother, this year also really have such person? 尼玛,这年头还真有这样的人? The opposite is a murderer! 对面是杀人犯啊! Rong Fu is also sizing up Chu Ge, the look is a little also dignified. On that bottle gourd kid mask a little different strength, preventing own spirit to peep, is unable to see opposite situation, but that whole body is exuding effort that the light golden light, and fists and feet intersected a moment ago, can judge that this was an enemy. 容复也在打量楚戈,神色也有点凝重。那个葫芦娃面具上有点异力,阻止了自己的精神窥视,无法看出对面的情况,但那浑身泛着的淡淡金光、以及刚才拳脚相交的力度,可以判断这是一个劲敌。 Blackroom is really not funny. 黑屋果然不是只有搞笑的。 He took out a dagger slowly. 他慢慢取出了一柄匕首。 Chu Ge: „Fuck!” 楚戈:“草!” Rong Fu simply does not have two words, direct good-fittingly on, a dagger ruthless spicy incomparably directly soars the Chu Ge lower abdomen to go. 容复根本没二话,直接合身而上,一匕首狠辣无比地直奔楚戈小腹而去。 The Chu Ge step instinct actuates, a slightly spin body, has let this strike, the stance is almost natural makes Mr. and Mrs. Master Chef Jin cheer. 楚戈的步法本能驱动,微一旋身,已经让过这一击,姿态潇洒得让金大厨夫妻差点喝彩。 God knows the Chu Ge innermost feelings have been so shocked they broke out in a cold sweat, this is the body responded that quick the brain had responded, if according to oneself responded, these cannot hide. So much so that plainly avoided can the squinting opposite party flaw come all of a sudden, misses an opportunity directly...... 天知道楚戈自己内心早就惊出了一身冷汗,这是身躯反应快过脑子反应,如果按自己反应,这一下根本躲不过去。以至于明明躲开了可以觑对方破绽来一下子的,也直接错过了机会…… If were seen by Qiu Wuji, certainly is scolded, hit what thing! 要是被秋无际看见,一定挨骂,打的什么玩意! The experience of Rong Fu may be richer than him, strikes by the make way, a dagger immediately maneuver, touches and goes the Chu Ge small arm. 容复的经验可比他丰富多了,一击被闪开,匕首立马一个回旋,堪堪擦过楚戈小臂。 Has the sound that gold/metal Tiejiao called to resound, on Chu Ge small arm light mark, including the skin not broken. 微有金铁交鸣的声音响起,楚戈小臂上只有淡淡的印痕,连皮都没破。 Two people wrong status opens, in the Rong Fu eye had the meaning of pleasant surprise actually: Originally is invulnerability ability, good thing!” 两人错身分开,容复眼里倒是起了惊喜之意:“原来是刀枪不入异能,好东西!” Chu Ge: „......” 楚戈:“……” Brings food flash ability, the father enough, your gives me to come!” “带着一个食物闪光异能,老子受够了,你的给我过来吧!” Chu Ge were unsensible, actually sees on Rong Fu to have the ray to flash through faintly. 楚戈自己毫无感觉,却看见容复身上隐隐有光芒闪过。 Was ability really duplicated? 异能真被复制了? What that he duplicates? Labor do not know own anything ability. 他复制的啥?劳资自己都不知道自己什么异能啊。 Chu Ge got up unexpectedly selected the anticipation and curiosity, won't he summon Qiu Wuji? Qiu Wuji really runs, doesn't crank up the watermelon his head? Also is a little at once disturbed, if duplicates a parallel world, another Qiu Wuji? 楚戈居然起了那么点期待和好奇,他不会召唤出秋无际吧?秋无际真跑出来,不把他脑袋拍成西瓜?旋即又有点忐忑,万一是复制出一个平行世界,另一个秋无际 Actually sees the Rong Fu look to hold the head painfully, falters: Your this anything nonsense thing......” 却见容复神色痛苦地抱着脑袋,步履踉跄:“你这什么狗屁东西……” Chu Ge: „?” 楚戈:“?” What managed you to have, this has not seized the chance to punch you, really worked as father han? 管你发生了什么,这还不趁机揍你,真当老子憨? Chu Ge rushes without delay, puts in an appearance flies to trample the Rong Fu surface gate. 楚戈二话不说地冲了上去,照面就是一脚飞踹容复的面门。 Rong Fu extremely reluctant brandishes the dagger to delimit, tries to prevent Chu Ge this to trample. The foot of Chu Ge receives another to sweep, kicks layer on layer/heavily horizontally in the Rong Fu profile. 容复极为勉强地挥舞匕首划过去,试图阻止楚戈这一踹。楚戈的脚一收又一扫,重重地横踢在容复侧脸。 Bang, the Rong Fu whole person hits on the side wall, the pain of body could not attend , the head splits same hurting. “砰”地一声,容复整个人撞在侧面墙上,身子的痛楚都顾不得了,脑袋裂开一样的疼。 This his mother where is invulnerability, body this/should painful painful, the head is innumerable needles stirs to be the same in inside, myriad information clash toward, stir several to go crazy. 这他娘哪里是刀枪不入,身上该痛的还是痛,脑袋更是更无数根针在里面搅一样,万万千千的信息往里冲,搅得几欲发疯。 This anything ability...... 这什么异能…… An information content of the world floods into crazily, how ordinary does ability user withstand? 一个世界的信息量疯狂涌入,一个普通异能者如何承受? Immortal Cultivation? Practices breathing exercises? Crosses the tribulation? In the world a minute/share of Nine Provinces, the center goes all out the country, has the celestial mountain to hang outside, the immortal inspects the disciple...... the ordinary youngster...... innumerable face innumerable writing innumerable cultivation technique to clash in the brain randomly, disorderly inadequate organization. What thing is fuck? 修仙?练气?渡劫?世上分九州,中央是大乾国,有仙山悬于外,仙人来考核弟子……平凡少年……无数面庞无数文字无数功法在脑子里乱冲,凌乱不成组织。这他妈到底是什么东西? How tries to analyze to use this ability, consciousness tells itself indistinctly: go write a book first. 试图分析怎么使用这个异能,意识隐隐约约地告诉自己:去写本书先 Rong Fu: „???” 容复:“???” write a book? The labor will not write a book! It is not right, even if will write, fuck is fighting? Finishing one book labor grave grass three chi (0.33 m) was high! 写本书?劳资不会写书!不对,就算会写,这他妈在战斗啊?写完一本书劳资坟草都三尺高了! The vinegar earthen bowl big fist brings the light golden light to enlarge at present suddenly, in the Rong Fu brain confusion, dodging was slow, suffered a fist solid. 醋钵大的拳头带着淡淡的金光在眼前急剧放大,容复脑子混乱之中,闪避都慢了,结结实实地挨了一拳。 Chu Ge records the instruction of Qiu Wuji sincerely, this fist may not keep the strength slightly. Bang, looks helplessly Rong Fu same follows the wall to fly with kite with broken string, a blood sprays in in the air, that as sincere makes Chu Ge open the pore might as well as the pleasant sensation of meat. 楚戈谨记秋无际的教诲,这一拳可丝毫没留力。“砰”地一下,眼睁睁看着容复跟断线风筝一样顺着墙边飞起,一口鲜血喷洒在空中,那拳拳到肉的快感让楚戈连毛孔都爽得张开。 Why the opposite party will turn into the fool to stand coming under attack, is unimportant. 对方为什么会变成傻逼站着挨打,已经不重要了。 This pleasant sensation is more important! 这快感更重要! He pursued in big strides, riding on Rong Fu is an experience and skill: Hits me to read...... hits my friend? Also slotting tool? Damn, duplicating ability is very flamboyant?” 他大踏步追了上去,骑在容复身上就是一顿老拳:“打我读……打我朋友?还插刀子?去你妈的,复制异能很牛逼吗?” The Master Chef Jin couple and two plainclothes young police stand in not far away dumbfoundedly, looks the bottle gourd kid who this violent walks, all looked stupidly. 金大厨夫妻俩和两个便衣小警察目瞪口呆地站在不远处,看着这个暴走的葫芦娃,全都看傻了。 Who is boss, who is the bottle gourd kid is coming? 谁才是波SS,谁才是葫芦娃来着? The sound of footsteps gets up, Lin Wuyang led about the big ticket troops to surround, looked this scene was also silly, the subconsciousness thinks that what came under attack was Chu Ge, fuck in turn? 脚步声起,林武阳带着大票人马左右包围了过来,一看这场面也傻了,下意识以为挨打的是楚戈呢,这他妈反过来了? In this nested in the house did the writing old schoolmate, seize the most wanted terrorist single-handedly? 窝在家码字的老同学,单枪匹马捉了通缉犯? Lin Wuyang is hurried to hold on Chu Ge: supervisor, do not hit, hit again kills!” 林武阳匆忙过来拉住楚戈:“提辖,别打了,再打就打死了!” Chu Ge stops the hand, has a look on the face inadequate human appearance Rong Fu, bah: Also bullies others messy hair look to be unyielding, dies!” 楚戈停下手,看看脸上都不成人样的容复,“呸”了一口:“还欺负别人发丝散乱眼神不屈,去死吧!” Rong Fu suffocates, a protesting strength did not have. 容复奄奄一息,连个申辩的力气都没有了。 Lin Wuyang is silent. 林武阳默然。 That is the small thesis that I spoke thoughtlessly to pull. 那是我随口扯的小作文啊。 Chu Ge breathed several tones, in the heart had a sleep/felt suddenly, turned the head to look, Qiu Wuji stood gracefully in the distant place looks at him, wear a look of happy expression. 楚戈喘了几口气,心中忽有所觉,转头一看,秋无际盈盈立在远处看他,面带笑意。 Chu Ge all cruel moods are returning to normal in an instant. 楚戈所有暴戾的心情都在刹那间平复下来。 Originally she has been protecting herself in secret. 原来她一直在暗中保护自己。
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