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#79: Stacking Buffs


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Pan Da thinks forever does not understand why have not waited till the author renewal to be exasperating enough, but must be hit. 潘达永远想不明白为什么自己没等到作者更新已经够气人了,还要被人打。 Is this gambling house from the beginning a little issue...... 这个赌局是不是一开始就有点问题…… However when he sees Third Brother of dozen of people turns the head to hit the sandbag, Pan Da starts to rejoice a moment ago on the face that fist to be really light. 不过当他看见打人的三娃转头去打沙袋的时候,潘达就开始庆幸刚才脸上那一拳可真轻。 On that goods does not tie up the bandage not to wear the glove, such a fist in the past, 50 kilograms plastic sandbags fluttered old tall, to without good leather bag of weight is the same. 那货手上也不绑绷带也不戴手套,就那么一拳过去,五十公斤的塑胶沙袋就飘得老高,跟没重量的牛皮袋一样。 Fires off also shouted unexpectedly: Was too light this.” 打完居然还喊:“太轻了吧这个。” That side Zhong Yi complexion with eating flew in circles to be the same. 那边钟逸脸色跟吃了翔一样。 Pan Da weighed, probably oneself heavy are less than this sandbag, on many are less than one time......, if really suffered such a fist to be able little to flutter high? 潘达衡量了一下,好像自己也没比这沙袋重太多,也就多不到一倍吧……要是真挨了这么一拳能少飘多高? The sandbag pounded, that Third Brother seems like that also no experience, that straight another fights with the fists, a result fist has not hit the central point, the sandbag is circling thump hits on his face. 沙袋砸了回来,那三娃看似也没什么经验,就那么直挺挺的又一拳打过去,结果一拳没打中中心点,沙袋打着旋儿“咚”地撞在了他脸上。 Pan Da looked is out of control to shake subconsciously. 潘达看了都禁不住下意识地抖了一下。 Finally Third Brother suffered solid, has probably the light golden light to flash, covered the nose to rub rubbing, continued ahem to go forward to shadowbox, but also was saying: Light was light was first practicing temporarily......” 结果三娃结结实实挨了一下,好像有淡淡的金光闪动,也就捂着鼻子揉了揉,继续哼唧哼唧地上前打拳,还在说:“轻是轻了点不过暂时先这么练着……” Pan Da went back play Warcraft cautiously. 潘达小心翼翼地回去玩魔兽去了。 No wonder ability invulnerability, felt that really Third Brother not necessarily has this savage, later may not offend this master. 怪不得异能是刀枪不入,感觉真三娃都不一定有这位凶残,以后可千万别得罪这位爷。 Moreover this master also not only shadowboxes, other barbells anything all project that practices the meat do not draw to do, ended must go to rooftop to practice the pile, has not gone to...... naturally this muscle male to practice what spirit on the spiritual exercise, in brief the attitude of that diligent exercise can make entire Blackroom ashamed. 而且这位爷还不仅打拳,其他杠铃啊什么的所有练肉的项目一个不拉全做过去,完了还要去天台练桩子,也就精神锻炼没有去……当然啦这种筋肉男练什么精神啊,总之那勤恳锻炼的态度能让整个黑屋羞惭。 Doesn't matter, had before such studiously, Wan Zijun just started more full of enthusiasm, a few days after everyone on level, very normal...... 没关系,以前自己也不是没有这么用功过,万子俊刚开始更兴致勃勃,没几天大家就躺平了,很正常…… Chu Ge does not know own this strength can continue for several days, at present it seems like with practices these days is also similar at home, besides must ride electric scooter to come, no too in a big way distinguishes. 楚戈也不知道自己这劲头能持续几天,目前看来和在家里练习那些日子也差不多,除了要骑小电驴过来之外,没什么太大区别。 The spirit is not does not practice, after is he inspects one, felt that here spiritual exercise way to oneself does not have the too big use, the method of temper the spirit Qiu Wuji gives is the truly adaptive own thing. 精神不是不练,是他考察一圈之后感觉这里的精神锻炼方式对自己没太大用处,秋无际所授的锻魂之法才是真正适配自己的东西。 Although effectively seems like very slow, slow slow, useful was enough. 虽然见效看似很慢,慢就慢吧,有用就行 The pile facility actually good thing of rooftop, is the electric pile, active, can step in the pile practices the step, but can also practice to dodge the pile below. 天台的桩子设施倒是好东西,还是电动桩,能动的,既可以踩在桩上练步法,还可以在下面练习闪避桩子。 Zhong Yi said that dodges and travels is the topic that ability user must first study, however entire Blackroom will practice only has a Chu Ge person. 钟逸说闪避和跑路是异能者必须首先研究的课题,然而整个黑屋会这么练的只有楚戈一个人。 „The topic that must study, how don't you practice?” Chu Ge asked Zhong Yi. “必须研究的课题,那你怎么不练?”楚戈钟逸 Because of my doesn’t feel pain.” “因为我不会痛。” That will also die.” “那也会死啊。” I also want to try, once some time does not have the make way, will die.” “我也想试试,一旦某次没闪开,是不是会死。” Chu Ge had nothing to say in reply. 楚戈无言以对。 ............ ………… The gone day becomes very regular. When Chu Ge every day writing, came Blackroom to practice, is all right goes back to sexually harass Qiu Wuji. 接下去的日子变得很规律。楚戈每天码字之余,有空了就来黑屋练练,没事就回去调戏秋无际 The feeling the office workers who went to the gym to practice is also similar to from 9 to 5 and evening. 感觉跟朝九晚五、晚上去健身房练练的上班族们也差不多了。 Taking a bath time, looks in mirror, Chu Ge somewhat will be sometimes absent-minded. 洗澡的时候,看着镜中的自己,楚戈有时会有些恍惚。 This muscle has started the line...... this time is not reasonably long, the exercise is not so quick, did this with unifying Golden Bell Cover operate related? 这肌肉已经开始起线条了啊……按理这时间不算长,锻炼没这么快,这与结合了金钟罩运行有关么? Does cultivation technique help adjust the muscle to the optimum condition? 功法帮助调节肌肉到最佳状态? The person good commander good spirit in mirror...... 镜子里的人好帅好精神啊…… Is this really I? 这真的是我么? Yes, this had me after Qiu Wuji. 是,这是有了秋无际之后的我。 Qiu Wuji rarely comes Blackroom, occasionally accompanied him to go, goes also to stand on one side to look, anything has not practiced. Her whole time hide in the room reading or watched tv, mix the group to chat, manage the book review, as well as study various types of recipes to prepare food. 秋无际很少来黑屋,偶尔陪他去,去了也就站在一边看,什么都没练。她的大部分时间躲在屋里看书刷剧,混群聊,管书评,以及研究各种食谱做饭。 Looked that languid by looks at the small appearance of television on the sofa, but also hugs a young pig to hold the pillow, a point could not see early time I want cognitive world the meaning, was smoothed by grinding the edges and corners by the life of easy and comfortable leisure probably, level and other to rub the waste cats. 看那懒洋洋靠在沙发上看电视的小模样,还抱着一只小猪抱枕,一点都看不出早期“我要认知这个世界”的意思了,像是一只被安逸休闲的生活磨平棱角,躺平等撸的废猫。 But Chu Ge was clear compared with anyone, her in another world true body is maneuvering among groups, under Autumn Water Jadeheart Sword completely dyes the blood-color. 楚戈比谁都清楚,她在另一个世界的真身正在纵横捭阖,秋水凝碧剑下尽染血色。 „Is this your alternating work with rest?” Chu Ge takes a bath, scratches the hair to ask. “这算是你的劳逸结合?”楚戈洗澡出来,擦着头发问。 The Qiu Wuji surface such as Pinghu looks that in the television the men and women kiss, is languid: „, Half and half how I am studying write a book, reading or watched tv for this.” 秋无际面如平湖地看着电视里男女亲嘴儿,懒洋洋道:“一半一半吧,我在研究怎么写书,看书刷剧都是为了这个。” This asked me to start to exercise martial arts, you started to write a book, our character exchange? Chu Ge finds it very interesting, said with a smile: 这叫我开始练功,你开始写书,我们角色互换了?楚戈觉得很有意思,笑道: A little thing, the real plan meets my spear/gun, do oneself write himself?” “有点东西啊,真打算接我的枪,自己写自己?” „Can't I write a new book? I see very much!” Qiu Wuji said: I also want to try to create the feeling of the world, moreover can not make money?” “我自己不能写一本新书吗?我已经很懂了!”秋无际道:“我也想试试创世的感觉,而且可以赚钱不是吗?” Chu Ge looked that her has almost not forked meets the appearance of waist, silent: You know how many writers in the world does have?” 楚戈看她那副差点没叉会腰的样子,沉默了一下:“你知道世上有多少写手吗?” Qiu Wuji grasped the cell phone to search for conveniently, the mouth middle course: Tens of thousands, 10,000 li selects this matter this Eminence is very self-confident, even I am the novice...... the volume ???” 秋无际随手抓起手机搜了一下,口中道:“几万个吧,万里挑一这种事本座还是很自信的,就算我是新手……额,呃???” The search result showed impressively: Up to now, the national internet author quantity has achieved 17.5 million people......” 搜索结果赫然显示:“截止目前,全国网络作家的数量已经达到了1750万人……” Qiu Wuji: „......” 秋无际:“……” Chu Ge: „......” 楚戈:“……” This actually and looked at Anti-Japan Drama to be similar initially, does not have the manpower to rip the devil actually, does not have so many writers actually......, but this is yourself searches, is not I deceives your...... 这个其实和当初看抗日神剧差不多,实际没人手撕鬼子,实际也没有这么多写手……但这是你自己搜的,不是我骗你哈…… Chu Ge does cough two, said leisurely: Writing the novel dead end is not speaks in vain, if you want to experience that feeling of creating the world, can try, makes money first not to count on.” 楚戈两声,悠悠道:“写小说死路一条不是白说的,你要是想体验一下创世的那种感受,可以试试,赚钱先别指望了。” But I in...... Qiu Wuji said with your money white/in vain: 10,000 I who at that time snatched looked that...... and other status were me to go to the book similarly, must try.” “但我还是在白用你的钱……”秋无际道:“那时候抢的一万我看差不多了……等身份做下来了我就去开书,总得试试。” The Chu Ge cheeks twitched two, not only almost, how many clothes shoes hold/container hold/container did you buy not to have the points this period of time? 楚戈脸颊抽搐了两下,岂止差不多,你这段时间买了多少衣服鞋子包包心里没点数吗? Oh, must change to the clothing of the new season, without means...... 唉,要换季了,没办法…… Chu Ge sits side Qiu Wuji, accompanies her to look at male and female your Nong my Nong in television: We who with anyone, not to mention money......” 楚戈一屁股坐在秋无际身边,陪她看电视里的男女你侬我侬:“咱俩谁跟谁,就别提钱了……” Qiu Wuji turns the head to look at him: Exists in this world independently, needs to make own effort, you have also said.” 秋无际转头看他:“在这个世界独立存在,需要付出自己的努力,你也这么说过。” Works, works for the capitalist might as well works for me, is not same.” “都是工作,替资本家工作还不如替我工作,不是一样的。” I have searched, this called the housewife.” Qiu Wuji is putting on a serious face saying: Do not want to trick I, we have not arrived at that relations.” “我搜过了,这叫家庭主妇。”秋无际板着脸道:“别想忽悠我,我们没到那关系。” Chu Ge hates bitterly: Labor will go to the Baidu shark tomorrow.” 楚戈痛心疾首:“劳资明天就去把度娘鲨了。” Qiu Wuji hugs the young pig to hold the pillow, thinks lost: That side Blackroom said that will meet the form to make money, how for these days not to have, this money can gain.” 秋无际抱着小猪抱枕,出神地想:“黑屋那边说是会接单子赚钱的,这几天怎么没有,这个钱可以赚。” Their several years also on several forms, usually had themselves to work.” Chu Ge said: You want to write a book in any case write, when you threw us to reconsider.” “他们几年了也就几个单子,平时还是有自己工作的。”楚戈道:“反正你想写书就写吧,等你扑了我们再议。” Qiu Wuji puts out a hand to clutch his waist: You cursed me to throw!” 秋无际伸手去揪他腰:“你就这么诅咒我扑!” „......” The Chu Ge rapid defense, grabbed her hand: I said that if, if ~ “诶诶……”楚戈迅速防御,抓住了她的手:“我只是说如果,如果~” You had not said that if two characters! Even if said that still cursed, you......” “你没有说如果两个字!就算说了那也是诅咒,你……” In the television is transmitting the dialog: You are brutal, you are brutal, you create a scene!” 电视里正传来对白:“你无情,你残酷,你无理取闹!” „Aren't you brutal? Isn't brutal? Doesn't create a scene?” “那你就不无情?不残酷?不无理取闹?” The Qiu Wuji half a word words cut off in the throat, does not make a sound silently. 秋无际半句话都被斩断在喉咙里,默默不吱声了。 That was also shaken by him in the hand, two people forgot this point probably. 那手还被他握在手里,两人都好像忘记了这一点。 Her small hand is not hot in this summer, cool, soft, grasping such as the jade is generally comfortable, grasps is not wanting to put. 她的小手在这夏季并不热,凉凉的,软软的,握着如玉一般舒适,握着就不想放。 You touched my hand.” She said suddenly. “你都摸我手了。”她忽然说。 Chu Ge seems to be awakening from a dream: „......?” 楚戈如梦初醒:“啊……啊?” Qiu Wuji watches the television, the vision moves fast: How teaches me to write a book, I look at your synopsis layer by layer, gate true understanding many......” 秋无际看着电视,目光飘忽:“教我怎么写书,我看你那大纲一层一层的,门道真多……” The Chu Ge look is strange. 楚戈神色怪异。 Therefore did this relate BUFF to fold first floor to be new? 所以这关系BUFF又叠了一层新的? —— —— ———— PS: Selects mother year's end activity, the 18-year-old newbie laser bottle wants to have a look to be able on the newcomer list...... PS:点娘年终活动,18岁的萌新镭射瓶想看看能不能上新锐榜……
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