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#76: Joining a group


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What this type 2800 is the battery-powered bicycle, now the new regulation is speed upper limit 25mph, cannot install the basket, after cannot, riggers band person.” “这种两千八的是电动自行车,现在新规是速度上限25迈,不能加装篮子,不能后座带人。” Can't lead the person? Direct pass.” Chu Ge points at another length of side to look like the motorbike car(riage) very much: That this type?” “不能带人?直接pass。”楚戈指着另一边长得很像摩托车的:“那这种呢?” This type is electric light moped, needs the driver's license, wears the helmet, reported the motorbike sign.” “这种是电轻摩,需要驾照,戴头盔,报摩托牌。” motorbike license I have actually, but our Nanjiang now ban mopeds?” 摩托驾照我倒是有,不过咱们南江现在禁摩吧?” Some city road sections ban, electric light moped words most sections are good, that type can arrive at over 100mph is not good.” “城区部分路段禁,电轻摩的话大部分地段还行,那种能到一百多迈的不行。” Electricity donkey has over 100mph?” Chu Ge deeply felt the deficiency of knowledge: How much money does that want?” “电驴都有一百多迈的了?”楚戈深深感到了知识的匮乏:“那要多少钱?” Is inexpensive, more than 10,000.” “不贵,一万多。” „...... That this light moped?” “……那这个轻摩呢?” This 5800. However this battery is lead-acid, is inferior to this lithium electricity, many several hundred, 6300......, since this, were inferior that on this continue voyage is better, smart lock, 6800......” “这款五千八。不过这个电池是铅酸的,不如上这一款锂电的,也就多几百,六千三……既然都这款了,不如上这款续航更好一点,还有智能感应锁,也就六千八……” 5000 budget the card, a in addition adds to 98,000. 五千预算进卡吧,一加加到九万八。 Only planned that pulls out 2,000-3,000 to buy electric scooter Chu Ge, unknowingly pulled out 6800. 只打算掏2,000-3,000买个小电驴楚戈,不知不觉就掏了六千八。 The heart in the drop blood, the new wave of payment for published piece is very many, what a pity has not arrived at the account, for these days must eat the earth. 心都在滴血,新一波稿费是挺多的,可惜还没到账,这几天又要吃土了。 Only can say that soaks the younger sister really to need money...... 只能说泡妹子真的需要钱啊…… Gets together that a half year with Zhang Qiren, a half year adds possibly not to have these 1-2 months to be much colored. 张奇人搭伙那半年,半年加起来可能都没这1-2月花得多。 Eats the earth to turn over to eat the earth, when the electricity donkey ease travel on riverbank road, is welcoming slowly the night breeze, is feeling on the back seat the Qiu Wuji delicate fragrance, the Chu Ge mood becomes very well, feels 68,000 values. Zhang Qiren? Who, did not know. 吃土归吃土,当电驴悠然行驶在江边路上,迎着徐徐晚风,感受着后座上秋无际的清香,楚戈心情就变得很好,感觉六万八都值。张奇人?谁啊,不认识。 What only regret was Qiu Wuji was too strong, she does not need to embrace his waist like other girls, the selfish side sat there balanced state is stronger than anyone. 唯一遗憾的是秋无际太强了,她根本不需要像其他女孩子一样揽着他的腰,自顾自侧坐在那儿平衡性比谁都强。 Should think that means flicker, making her leave was too arrogant, security for heavy...... en...... 是不是应该想个办法忽悠一下,让她别太自大了,安全为重………… Qiu Wuji is lowering the head studies Chu Ge repeatedly just two masks that buy in the roadside booth conveniently, thought that this mask very moe, what a pity not like a man and a woman: This fat baby is very lovable, has the name?” 秋无际正低头翻来覆去地研究楚戈刚刚在路边摊顺手买的两个面具,觉得这面具挺萌的,可惜不像一男一女:“这胖娃娃挺可爱的,有名字么?” Chu Ge painful said/tunnel: Actually I had once fantasized you recognize them.” 楚戈沉痛地道:“其实我曾幻想过你认得它们。” Qiu Wuji queerly said: Why will I recognize them?” 秋无际奇道:“我为什么会认得它们?” „Before the crowd that help/gang two goods you started out, I once vainly hoped for that you downloaded one hour of bottle gourd kid, looked that seriously criticized me very much, such big person should not look that such weak thing...... I will be pleasantly surprised accept the criticism.” “之前群里那帮二货给你发车的时候,我曾梦想你下载了一小时的葫芦娃,看完很严肃的批评我,这么大的人了不该看这么幼稚的东西……我会又惊又喜地接受批评。” Qiu Wuji: „......” 秋无际:“……” Fact showed that they were too honest, which unexpectedly can tell me to real car(riage) —— that you do send?” “事实证明他们太诚实了,居然给你发的真车——能不能告诉我哪一部?” Qiu Wuji cutting tooth: Chu Ge, do you want dead?” 秋无际切齿:“楚戈,你是不是想死?” Chu Ge returns the subject rapidly: Therefore this is the bottle gourd kid. What that head yellow bottle gourd is Third Brother, wait a moment I wears. What blue bottle gourd is Sixth Brother, wait a moment you wears.” 楚戈迅速转回正题:“所以这是葫芦娃。那个头上黄色葫芦的是三娃,等会我戴。蓝色葫芦的是六娃,等会你戴。” The Qiu Wuji tone ridicules: Because you quite yellow?” 秋无际语气揶揄:“因为你比较黄?” Chu Ge: „...... You then drew back the group to chat the line not, what had been infected by them?” 楚戈:“……你回头退了群聊行不,已经被他们传染成啥样了?” Qiu Wuji said: What intention did you say?” 秋无际道:“那你说说什么用意嘛?” Third Brother is the invulnerability kid, I said when the time comes I am this ability. Sixth Brother is the stealth kid, your ability. It is not arranges the lie, but also do rare we write a book but actually?” 三娃是刀枪不入娃,我到时候就说我是这个异能六娃是隐身娃,你的异能。不就是编瞎话么,还难得倒我们写书的?” Has the racket person head kid, the stealth can only look dry/does, without meaning.” “有没有拍人脑袋娃,隐身只能干看着,没意思啊。” „If not necessary, you little make a move......” “如果不是必要,你还是少出手吧……” „Oh.” “哦。” Actually both people do not know why she must little make a move, but both people are subconscious believe, perhaps is the heart deep place or somewhat empty? Eventually is not the person in this world, too conspicuous is not always good. 其实两个人都不知道她为什么必须少出手,但两个人都下意识这么认为,也许是内心深处还是有些虚?终究不是这个世界的人,太惹眼了总是不好。 Qiu Wuji then somewhat asked hesitant: Really makes me go together?” 秋无际便有些犹豫地问:“真让我一起去?” Even Lin Wuyang knows my side has female existed, that side Zhong Yi is holds him to manage the status, hiding the truth from the meaning is not big, might as well the natural acknowledgment is ability user, on the contrary some suspicions.” “连林武阳都知道我身边有个女的存在了,钟逸那边更是托他办身份的,瞒着意思不大,还不如大大方方承认是个异能者,反倒少些猜疑。” „The heart of writing a book is dirty.” “写书的心都脏。” Hey, striving for hegemony did female sect leader say this to me? But let alone I write, you also think at that time.” “喂,争霸的女宗主跟我说这个?可别说我写的啊,你当时自己也想。” Snort. Thought that you are not silly.” Qiu Wuji lowers the head, the palm has caressed on two masks gently. “哼。只是觉得你还不算傻。”秋无际低下头,手掌在两个面具上轻轻抚过。 The mask sends out the gentle ray, at once disappears to collect. 面具散发出柔和的光芒,旋即消敛。 Chu Ge has a sleep/felt: You won't, shorten the residence time?” 楚戈似有所觉:“你又施法,不会缩短驻留时间吧?” Qiu Wuji said ill-humoredly: This small magic arts as for?” 秋无际没好气道:“这点小法术至于嘛?” This what magic arts?” “这次什么法术?” Keeps them from seeing through the mask...... to meet the perspective/see through by some chance what to do?” “让他们无法看穿面具……万一有会透视的怎么办?” I thought that you first want place are clothes.” “那我觉得你首先要施法的地方是衣服。” Rides your bicycle!” Qiu Wuji said bitterly: My magical technique can also change the voice, making one listen unable to branch out your former sound —— that restaurant boss to hear our voice, your idiot thought of this point!” “骑你的车!”秋无际恨恨道:“我的术法还能改声线,让人听了分不出你的原声——那饭馆老板听过我们的声音,你个白痴想到这一点了吗!” Chu Ge muttered: When really they immortal cultivation, the restaurant crowded ghost remembers your sound......” 楚戈咕哝:“真当他们修仙的啊,饭馆人来人往的鬼记得你的声音……” 8 : 30 pm, without the inns of many guests did not have the human footmark at this time. Boss couple is bored to death plays the cell phone in the counter, sees some people to open the door to enter suddenly. 晚上 8 点半,本就没多少客人的小饭店此时更无人迹。老板夫妻百无聊赖地在柜台里玩手机,忽见有人开门而入。 Looks up, a pair of bottle gourd kid. 抬头一看,一对葫芦娃。 Zhong Buli introduced that I come.” Bottle gourd said. 钟不离介绍我来的。”葫芦娃说。 The scene peaceful three seconds, the boss was unemotional: Zhong Buli said that must make everyone vote, I took a stand in this ahead of time, agreement.” 场面足足安静了三秒,老板面无表情:“钟不离说要让大家表决一下,我在这提前表态,同意了。” The proprietresses also said: With the funny ratio of this type of mask, with this group of person createds by heaven and earth.” 老板娘也说:“会用这种面具的逗比,和这伙人天造地设。” Chu Ge queerly said: Your my name had not asked.” 楚戈奇道:“你们连我名字都没问。” What name also wants?” The proprietresses said: „Shouldn't you call Third Brother?” “还要什么名字?”老板娘道:“难道你不应该就叫三娃?” Chu Ge: „......” 楚戈:“……” Good to be especially reasonable. 好特么有道理。 His painfully racket shoulder of Qiu Wuji: We go, Sixth Brother.” 他沉痛地拍拍秋无际的肩膀:“我们进去吧,六娃。” Qiu Wuji wants saying that in that side my saying a word without merit is really not intentionally, then contacts with you, I before that side spoke must first think to know how well Qiu Wuji should speak...... 秋无际很想说,在那边我言语无状真的不是故意的,再和你们接触下去,我在那边说话前都得先好好想一想才知道秋无际本来该怎么说话了…… Chatted such two, the game of boss delivered the head/number of people, simply direct on-hook: I lead you to go.” 聊这么两句,老板的游戏送了人头,索性直接挂机:“我带你们进去。” He shoves open the back door, enters prepares the vegetable/dish the small courtyard, bringing Chu Ge two people to circle the backyard, to another small worn down double story house. 他推开后门,走进备菜的小院落,带着楚戈两人绕出后院,又到了另一个二层小破楼 Building is everyone gathers capital to buy, these years met several single income, basically lost this.” Old plank road: „my name is Jin, everyone rarely called with the name, they called my master chef, although I prepared food general.” “楼是大家集资买的,这些年接了几单赚了点,基本都丢这了。”老板道:“我姓金,大家很少用名字称呼,他们叫我大厨,虽然我做菜一般。” cough.” Chu Ge said: Actually.” 。”楚戈道:“其实还可以。” Everyone has the matter to gather here generally, if Blackroom is a place, that this little building even Blackroom.” Master Chef Jin opens the small broken building front door, inside is actually brilliantly illuminated, is not black. “大家一般有事都聚这里,如果‘黑屋’算个地点的话,那这小楼就算黑屋吧。”金大厨打开小破楼大门,里面倒是灯火通明,一点也不黑。 Different with the building of residence of Chu Ge original imagination, here is not the house living room, went to feel a feeling of gym, was the thing of very similar fitness equipment, the corner also has the computer everywhere, Chu Ge one sees a fatty to play the game in front of the computer. 楚戈原想象的居民楼不同,这里不是住宅客厅,一进去就感受到了一种健身房的感觉,到处都是很类似健身设备的东西,角落还有电脑,楚戈一眼就看见一个胖子在电脑面前玩游戏。 Youth who on that face writes in front of mirror, how is practicing on the face to write to oneself to the mirror. 那个脸上写字的青年正在镜子面前,对着镜子练习怎么给自己脸上写字。 But Zhong Yi is playing chess with a masked person. 钟逸正在和一个面具人下棋。 These seem like that the thing of fitness equipment, an empty person does not have. 那些看似健身设备的东西,空荡荡的一个人都没有。 Is —— this your practices? ——这就是你们的练习? Sees Master Chef Jin to bring Chu Ge two people to pass through the gate, Zhong Yi is not accidental/surprised, before Chu Ge comes, has sent the information to him, he made Chu Ge say with the boss directly. His does not lift continues to play chess, in the mouth said with a smile: You lead them to come, agrees the meaning?” 金大厨带着楚戈两人进门,钟逸也不意外,楚戈来前给他发过信息,他让楚戈直接和老板说的。他头也不抬地继续下棋,口中笑道:“你带着他们进来,是表示同意的意思?” Master Chef Jin said: You guarantee in any case, have the issue to look for you.” 金大厨道:“反正你担保,有问题找你呗。” Playing chess masked person said: I am also masked person, naturally must agree.” 正在下棋的面具人道:“我自己也是面具人,当然必须同意。” Zhong Yi shouted: „Is handsome you?” 钟逸喊:“阿俊你呢?” The writing youth turns the head to shout: How did fatty you say?” 写字青年转头喊:“胖子你怎么说?” The fat people said: Asks that he does read the novel, if the ox head person gives the master dead.” 胖子道:“问问他看不看小说,要是牛头人就给爷死。” Chu Ge said sincerely: I am the 《Chu Tian Wuji》 faithful reader, most loves Qiu Wuji, Qiu Wuji is my wife. Hiss......” 楚戈诚恳道:“我是《楚天无际》的忠实读者,最爱秋无际,秋无际是我老婆。嘶……” Qiu Wuji is twisting his waist soft meat, clockwise, is anti-clockwise. The elegant face under mask is angry, were you put this to wait? 秋无际拧着他腰间软肉,顺时针,又逆时针。面具下的俏脸恼怒无比,您是搁这等着了是吧? The heart of writing a book is dirty! 写书的心都脏! That side youth and fatty listened to be actually overjoyed, with one voice: We passed.” 那边青年和胖子听了却是大喜过望,异口同声:“我们通过了。” Zhong Yi was saying to masked person: You said that these people are strange, others snatch the wife to hit suffer extreme distress, these two goods one hear of some people snatch the wife, simply like seeing friend.” 钟逸正在对面具人道:“你说这些人奇怪不奇怪,别人抢老婆打得死去活来,这些二货一听有人抢老婆,简直如同见到了知己。”
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