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#74: Souvenir photo


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Dusk. 黄昏。 Chu Ge and Qiu Wuji are welcoming the sunset glow, strolls in the community peripheral. 楚戈秋无际迎着晚霞,漫步在小区周边。 Said that is says has the dinner, may pass by several to eat, two people looked that has not looked at one. 说是说出来吃晚饭,可路过了好几家吃的,两人连看都没有看一眼。 As if this goes out to walk. 仿佛这出门只是为了走路。 That...... Heaven Prime Sect Returning Origin Liquid, had this......” Chu Ge to kick the roadside small stone along the foot, brings to proceed: This I should write your sect Elder Yang to refine the medicine of new state of mind provisions, later did not need to ask others to buy.” “那个……天元宗归元液啊,原来还有这茬……”楚戈顺脚踢着路边小石头,带着往前走:“这样的话我应该写你们宗杨长老炼制出新的神魂给养之药,以后就不用去找别人买了。” Qiu Wuji is enduring in the heart the strange feeling: Was...... too the brazen......” 秋无际忍着心中怪异之感:“是不是……太赖皮了点……” Some people spoke irresponsibly in the presence of everyone in the words that this world spoke, did not dislike the brazen.” “有人当众乱说在这个世界才说的话,都不嫌赖皮。” „......” The Qiu Wuji leaning head, muttered slightly: Originally does not want according to your setting.” “……”秋无际微微偏头,咕哝道:“本来就不想按照你的设定走。” How oneself try to change in private, outward blatant limelight, for example you, if blows out what subway taxi in that world, too and was really out of sorts, was indescribable.” “自己私下怎么试图改变都可以,对外公然的还是注意点吧,比如你如果在那世界爆出什么地铁出租车的,也实在太、太违和了,无法形容。” Qiu Wuji purses the lips: „Oh.” 秋无际噘了噘嘴:“哦。” Chu Ge was sprouted, lowers the head to kick the stone, does not make a sound. 楚戈被萌到了,低头踢着石头,不吱声了。 The roadside has a fallen leaf to flutter slowly, Qiu Wuji then, the fallen leaf flutters in the palm conveniently, whatever the evening wind sways, actually without fluttering, like one in the butterfly that in the palm dances. 路边有一片落叶徐徐飘下,秋无际顺手接着,落叶在掌心飘动,任由傍晚的风吹拂,却没有飘走,就像一只在掌中起舞的蝴蝶。 Sees the fallen leaf, realized the autumn.” Qiu Wuji said suddenly: Your this world compared with our that side heat, has thought in the summer.” “看见落叶,才意识到秋天到了。”秋无际忽然道:“你们这世界比我们那边热,一直以为还是夏季。” ...... I do not have the concept, before also thinks that is summer end, crossed seventh night of the seventh lunar month knows that beginning of Autumn passed.” ……我也没概念,之前也以为是夏末,过了七夕才知道立秋都过去了。” „When you, four are unclear, the grain does not divide.” “你啊,四时不清,五谷不分。” I will write a book.” “我会写书。” Qiu Wuji rolled their eyes, without managing him, still looks in the palm the fallen leaf, has the happy expression. 秋无际翻了个白眼,没理他,依然看着掌中落叶,微有笑意。 She likes the autumn. 她喜欢秋天。 That belongs to Qiu Wuji’s season. 那是属于秋无际的时节 In the first autumn that this world crossed, what kind of experience can be? 在这个世界渡过的第一个秋天,会是怎样的体验? Chu Ge looks at her smile secretly, said ambiguously: Is unfair, in your hand has the thing, I do not have.” 楚戈偷偷看着她的笑颜,含糊道:“不公平,你手里有东西,我都没有。” Qiu Wuji hears to be a little ignorant, you do not pick one piece on a fallen leaf not and that's the end, on your foot also kicks the stone I not to have...... in the mouth then to ask: What do you want to take?” 秋无际听得有点懵,不就一片落叶嘛你捡一片不就是了,你脚上还踢着石头我还没有呢……口中便问:“你要拿什么?” This.” Chu Ge strong lived the wool the courage, puts out a hand seized her another to empty hand: This was fair.” “这个。”楚戈壮了壮生毛的胆子,伸手捉住了她另一只空着的手:“这就公平了。” Qiu Wuji gawked, unexpectedly felt oneself also very want to grasp, did he why nervous muscle even stretch? 秋无际愣了一下,居然觉得自己也挺想握着的,他干嘛紧张兮兮的连肌肉都绷住了? The next response is —— seems me to punch him is right, this is the lecher behavior. 下一反应才是——好像我应该揍他才对的,这是登徒子行为。 However the first response had passed, separating for one second got angry probably is also very strange...... 但是第一反应已经过去了,隔了一秒才发怒又好像很怪异…… Qiu Wuji did not speak in low spirits, is holding hands, two people are lowering the head, kicked the stone, looked at the fallen leaf, thought of anything not to happen. 秋无际闷头不说话,就这么牵着手,两人都低着脑袋,一个踢石头,一个看落叶,装着什么事都没有发生。 en, has to pull in any case. ,反正又不是没牵过。 Qiu Wuji is listening secretly his heartbeat secretly, felt that his heartbeat results to be quicker, jumped quickly the throat , was a little funny. Really...... 秋无际偷偷听着他的心跳,感觉他心跳得比自己更快,都快蹦出嗓子眼了似的,不由又有点好笑。真是的…… cough cough.” Chu Ge clear two throats, looks for the topic shift attention: My mother introduced a capable person, he can help you do the status probably.” 。”楚戈清了两下嗓子,找个话题转移注意:“我妈介绍了一个能人,他好像能帮你搞到身份。” Well?” Qiu Wuji this thoughts were really shifted thoroughly: Really? I have also searched, felt that this is very difficult.” “咦?”秋无际这心思真被转移得彻彻底底:“真的可以吗?我也搜过很多,感觉这真的很难。” Should be able...... some everyone not too clear special operations, he possibly to understand quite many.” Chu Ge introduced briefly condition that understand, said: Words said that you make the status the words, is with Qiu Wuji this name?” “应该可以……一些大家不太清楚的特殊操作,他可能了解得比较多。”楚戈简要介绍了一下自己了解到的状况,又道:“话说你做身份的话,还是用秋无际这个名字么?” Qiu Wuji gawked: Naturally, has the issue?” 秋无际愣了一下:“当然啊,有问题么?” Chu Ge said: Always felt that this name is normal in xianxia, is strange in the modern age.” 楚戈道:“总感觉这名字在仙侠正常,在现代就怪怪的。” The Qiu Wuji willow eyebrows are but actually vertical: Modern age must call Gu Ruoyan the comparison to be normal!” 秋无际柳眉倒竖:“现代就要叫顾若言才比较正常对吧!” Ha?” The Chu Ge face was green, the logic of woman is such? “哈?”楚戈脸都绿了,女人的思维逻辑怎么是这样的啊? I do not have that meaning......” “我没那个意思啊……” Qiu Wuji is supine the neck to look at the day: Has something strangely, you are utterly isolated to the present are not living.” 秋无际仰着脖子看天:“有什么可怪异的,你四面楚歌到现在不也活着。” Chu Ge: „...... Do that we take the document photo?” 楚戈:“……那我们去拍个证件照?” Qiu Wuji doubt: „Should you not want to deceive me to get the card?” 秋无际狐疑:“你该不会想骗我领证?” Chu Ge was choked does not know whether to laugh or cry: How do you know this?” 楚戈被呛得哭笑不得:“你怎么连这都知道?” Qiu Wuji snorted. 秋无际“哼”了一声 Will not tell he himself to search for long before has stayed together is couple, some answers said that got the card is the legal couple. 才不会告诉他自己很早以前就搜过“住在一起算不算夫妻”,有答案说领了证才是合法夫妻。 This world is really strange, does the couple also want others to proclaim the card permission? 这世界真奇怪,夫妻还要别人颁证许可的? However this is the good deed, the explanation is pure! 不过这是好事,说明清清白白! Chu Ge said with a smile: You do not have the status, wants to get the card unable to lead.” 楚戈笑道:“你没身份,想领证都领不了。” Qiu Wuji rapid rebuttal: Who said that I do want to get the card?” 秋无际迅速反驳:“谁说我想领证了?” en en en.” Chu Ge said: „Do we take the document photo?” 。”楚戈道:“那我们去拍证件照?” Why emphasized the document photo, always felt in your words to have the words appearance, like did not say that purely needed the document photo the matter.” “为什么强调证件照,总感觉你话里有话的样子,不像单纯说需要证件照的事。” Because the document photo can make you seemingly not have Fairy Return to Earth that really makes me happen gives as required by rule them exactly, I have not been willing to send.” “因为证件照才能让你看上去没那么仙女下凡,真让我发生活照给他们,我还不肯发呢。” Qiu Wuji: „......” 秋无际:“……” Chu Ge draws Qiu Wuji to run in the photo studio, the photography uncle holds breath cold air: Has one attractively the young fellow, the girlfriend.” 楚戈拉着秋无际跑进照相馆,照相大叔倒吸一口凉气:“有一手啊小伙子,女朋友真的漂亮。” Chu Ge smilingly does not answer, Qiu Wuji is smelly the face not to answer. 楚戈笑眯眯地不搭腔,秋无际臭着脸也不搭腔。 The feeling now is difficult the explanation...... 感觉现在连解释都难了…… beautiful sovereigns low point...... is low, right, left point......” “美女头低一点……再低一点,对,偏左一点……” Qiu Wuji swallows an insult, she thought that the opposite party intentionally makes things hard for somebody, felt obviously oneself sat very much, was said instead crookedly by him. 秋无际忍气吞声,她觉得对方是故意刁难,明明觉得自己坐得很正了,被他说得反而歪。 Where comes is so troublesome, our souvenir photo magic treasure casual photo one finished up...... 哪来那么麻烦啊,咱们的留影法宝随便照一下就完事了…… kācha!” 咔嚓!” The flashing light shines, Qiu Wuji such as ignorant/veiled pardons must run, smilingly held on by Chu Ge: „Does wait a moment, come a group photo?” 闪光灯亮起,秋无际如蒙大赦就要跑路,又被楚戈笑眯眯地拉住了:“等会,来张合影?” The Qiu Wuji look is bad: Added that does not deceive me to get the card......” 秋无际神色不善:“还说不是骗我领证……” Without, does which family/home get the card to use the whole body photo?” “没没,谁家领证用全身照?” Whole body?” “全身?” Right, comes, stands here......” “对,来来,站这里……” Qiu Wuji looked, is actually a theater curtain of landscape painting, looks is very false: „Does this thing pat to look?” 秋无际看了过去,却是一张山水画的幕布,看着假得很:“这玩意拍出来能看?” Can, but can also do later period of some, doing the fog is remote, like placing celestial mountain, tries effect how?” “能啊,还可以做点后期,搞得云雾渺渺,就像身处仙山一样,来试试效果怎么样?” Qiu Wuji gawked staring, some meanings move. Is indistinct during the green mountain fog, how with him shoulder to shoulder...... is? 秋无际愣了愣,有些意动。在青山云雾缥缈之中,和他并肩……是怎样的? Her subconsciousness with the past, stood side Chu Ge. 她下意识跟了过去,站在楚戈身边。 The hand was gripped by him unknowingly...... 手又不知不觉被他握住了…… „, Close, right, again about one point......” photography uncle taught with skill and patience: Aiya the beautiful woman should not be so shy, one good...... aiya the minute/share to open does not take a good photo, destroys the lens structure.” “诶,靠近一点,对对,再近一点……”照相大叔循循善诱:“哎呀美女不要那么腼腆,一下就好了……哎呀分那么开不上镜,破坏镜头结构的。” Chu Ge hears to him to enjoy pledge lord simply, too sensible this. 楚戈听得简直想给他赏个盟主,太懂事了这。 Qiu Wuji that photographs for the first time does not understand so many obviously, the uncle said anything, she swallows an insult to comply, otherwise destruction lens structure. 第一次拍照的秋无际显然不懂那么多,大叔说什么,她就忍气吞声照做,不然“破坏镜头结构”嘛。 Our souvenir photo magic treasure like this! What broken camera! 我们的留影法宝都不要这样!什么破相机! Smiles, eggplant ~ “笑一下,茄子~” kācha!” 咔嚓!” In the lens, Qiu Wuji is holding the arm of Chu Ge, by closely, the belt/bring his hand fell in the ditch quickly. Two people show the silly smile simultaneously, looks very stupid. 镜头之中,秋无际抱着楚戈的手臂,挨得紧紧,带得他的手都快陷进沟里去了。两人同时露出傻乎乎的笑容,看上去很蠢。 Also is very pure. 也很纯。 Really ugly.” Presently takes the picture, leaves the photo studio, Qiu Wuji is smelly face places to look at own document photo: At all not like me!” “真难看。”现取了照片,离开照相馆,秋无际臭着脸一张张地看自己的证件照:“根本不像我!” Chu Ge smiles: Not like good, wanted not like.” 楚戈笑眯眯的:“不像就好,要的就是不像。” This like, how that did not determine that is I?” “这都不像了,那怎么确定是我?” Does not glance at like, examines carefully you.” Chu Ge smiles, he looked that group photo on hand does not look greasily. “粗看不像,细看还是你啊。”楚戈还是笑眯眯的,他看手头的合影看不腻。 Qiu Wuji in group photo resembles, not only like, but also is sweet. 合影上的秋无际才像呢,不但像,还甜。 Qiu Wuji knows that picture anything morality, very ashamed does not want to look much, looked his morality was ill-humored, kicks his foot to say bitterly: Ate meal!” 秋无际知道那照片什么德性,很是羞耻不想多看,看他那德性就没好气,踢了他一脚恨恨道:“去吃饭了!” „After this picture processes, there is such a point image your Cloudridge Sect?” “这照片处理之后,有没有那么一点像你们云际宗?” „, Cloudridge Sect compared with this attractive 10,000 times.” Qiu Wuji said: Has the skill you to put on, takes a souvenir photo in that side, that real.” “切,云际宗比这好看一万倍。”秋无际道:“有本事你就穿进去,在那边留个影,那才是真的。” This saying probably also a little meaning, originally this world real, world in the book calculates false. 这话好像也有点意思,本来这个世界是真的,书中世界算“假”的。 But the mountain white clouds in this picture are only the theater curtain, is false, that side cloud border azure hills real. 但这照片里的青山白云只是幕布,是假的,那边的云际青山才是真的。 That side Qiu Wuji, is the true body. 那边的秋无际,才是真身。 Sidewise compression first certainly generation of sect leader. 横压一世的绝代宗主 Chu Ge thought lost for a long time, shows a faint smile: One day, I will go.” 楚戈出神地想了好久,微微一笑:“总有一天,我会进去的。”
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