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#68: Mom


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Qiu Wuji is happy, Chu Ge is unhappy, others and younger sister appointment also brings back to the home, what wonderful matter will that have? Own anything has not done, runs and person fights also suffers a blade, the going home younger sister ran, running specially is far. 秋无际开心,楚戈可一点都不开心,别人和妹子约会还带回家,那会发生什么美妙的事情?自己啥都没做,跑去和人打架还挨了一刀,回家妹子跑了,跑得还特别远。 Chu Ge suspended a durian on the head, holds to begin to sit there, looks that the rose on tea table is in a daze. This wound does not know that can take a bath, this big hot days...... 楚戈自顾自在脑袋上摆了个榴莲,揣着手坐那儿,看着茶几上的玫瑰发呆。这伤都不知道能不能去洗澡,这大热天的…… The words saying this evil Qiu Wuji is ahead of time, the repulsive in appearance rose, looked tenderly and beautifully for a long time but actually also...... 话说这害得秋无际提前回去的、面目可憎的玫瑰,看久了倒也娇艳…… On the wall has Zhuangzi dreams of a butterfly, this character has not mounted the direct post. 墙上有着庄周梦蝶,这字没裱直接贴。 Beautiful calligraphy, light and lively elegant, the content compels the standard to be high, the aura of cultural worker heads on. 笔走龙蛇,轻灵秀美,内容逼格还高,文化人的气息扑面而来。 Bright and clean, the flowers and plants delicate fragrance, rental house of man changed an appearance thoroughly. 窗明几净,花草清香,男人的租屋不知不觉间彻底变了个模样。 This room almost every leaves behind she had occupied the proof. 这屋子几乎每一处都留下了她居住过的证明。 I with my poor word, write down my state of mind, is loving for the lunatic who I love. Trades a pair of eyes pupil to look illusory, seems the myriad things to instigate......” cell phone ring tone by me to resound suddenly. “我以我穷词,写下我神思,爱着替我去爱的疯子。换一双眼眸将虚幻看真实,好似万物都由我主使……”手机铃声忽然响起。 In those days in listened, only sent a sound to pinch the ting that the breaking of contact had, this Chu Ge hear felt, listened to one entire, answered the telephone leisurely: „Doesn't mother, rest late? Was right, how seventh night of the seventh lunar month to pass?” 往日里听惯了的、只发了个音就掐断接起的铃声,这次楚戈听出感觉来了,足足听完了一整段,才悠悠接起了电话:“老妈,这么晚不睡吗?哦对了,七夕过得怎样?” „An age anything seventh night of the seventh lunar month, your seventh night of the seventh lunar month is important.” “一把年纪了过什么七夕,你的七夕才重要。” My seventh night of the seventh lunar month is very happy.” “我的七夕很开心。” The mother do not have the letter/believes in a that first character: writing amount very happily?” 老妈在那头一个字都没信:“码字码得很开心是吧?” „......” “……” I see Little Gu today, she said that you are very good is not a pity appropriately, how does this saying listen to look like the good person card?” “我今天见到小顾了,她说你很好可惜不合适,这话听着怎么像好人卡呢?” Is the good person card, words saying that I also want to issue cards to her, is inappropriate is inappropriate, your type of department gathers little leaves many, the sons do not have the space to manage, I ask the wife not to look for this.” “就是好人卡啊,话说我也想给她发卡,不合适就是不合适,你们这种部门聚少离多,儿子都没空管,我找老婆也不找这样的。” You want to say that your father did ask me to find fault?” “你是想说你爹找我找错了是吧?” Chu Ge hurries to compensate to smile: No , without...... other father not much , the vision to be possible good......” 楚戈慌忙赔笑:“没,没……老爹别的不咋地,眼光可太好了……” The mother have not eaten this set: Your vision? When leads a girlfriend to look to me?” 老妈一点没吃这套:“那你的眼光呢?什么时候带个女朋友给我看?” Quick, Gu Ruoyan had not said with you, I do have the woman of liking?” “快了快了,顾若言没和你说,我有喜欢的女人吗?” No, the Little Gu rumor is strict, will not speak irresponsibly others' matter.” Mother in that side doubt: „Do you have the girlfriend? Should not to support a face, whom asks to disguise as, remembers in your book to have this scene...... you really to do to obtain this scene is also good, generally speaking played the role is playing the role by the main character arch.” “没,小顾口风严的,不会乱说别人的事情。”老妈在那边狐疑:“你有女朋友?该不会为了撑个面子,找谁假扮一下,记得你书里有这种桥段……不过你真搞得出这桥段也行,一般来说扮着扮着就被主角拱了。” Few anticipation webnovel, the author called Chu Ge that little white writing particularly.” Chu Ge said: I had not said that I have the girlfriend, that is only the woman who I like, is not the girlfriend, likes this matter also needing to find the person to play the role?” “少看点网文,尤其是作者叫楚戈的那种小白文。”楚戈道:“我没说我有女朋友啊,那只是我喜欢的女人,不是女朋友,喜欢这种事还需要找人扮么?” Qiu Wuji truly is not a girlfriend, she had not acknowledged where had...... other Chu Ge that chaotic announced to say to the mother also had another first floor meaning...... to fear the mother must see the daughter-in-law, actually does not know where she was. 秋无际确实不是女朋友,她还没承认,哪有乱宣布的……另外楚戈对老妈这么说还有另一层意思……怕老妈要见儿媳妇,却不知道她在哪。 Even possibly never knows where is. Since a Cowherd and Weaving Maid that words saying, this anxious Chu Ge oral has not continued, but is taking root eventually at heart. 甚至可能永远不知道在哪。自从牛郎织女那话一说,这种忧虑楚戈口头没有继续,可终究是在心里扎根了。 Waits for to settle down, when the time comes told mother again. 等一切尘埃落定,到时候再告诉妈妈。 The mother this came the interest actually: Really has? Long what, sends a picture to have a look, you pursue girl that skill to be good, wants mother to give you advice?” 老妈这回倒是来了兴致:“真有?长啥样的,发张照片看看,你追女孩子那点本事行不行啊,要不要老妈给你参谋一下?” „, Ok, the methods of your age and now were not a world......” “呃,算了吧,你们那年代的手段和现在不是一个世界了……” At least the appearance is neat, the person puts in order energetic, the room is clean, these all times are interchangeable! Do you dare to open the video to mother have a look, to look at your anything kennel......” “起码打扮整齐,人整得精精神神的,屋子干净利索,这些万世通用!你敢不敢把视频开开给妈看看,瞧你什么狗窝……” Then poked in the Chu Ge heart the self-satisfied place, made the telephone call directly, dialed the WeChat video. 这下戳到了楚戈心中得意处,直接挂了电话,拨通了微信视频。 In the video the room is clean, the rose tender and beautiful desire drops. 视频里屋子干净整洁,玫瑰花娇艳欲滴。 The mother looked directly stupidly: „Did you look for the hygienic aunt? How much money in January/one month?” 老妈直接看傻了:“你找了卫生阿姨?多少钱一月啊?” Chu Ge said ill-humoredly: Which aunt will do the rose to you?” 楚戈没好气道:“哪个阿姨会给你搞玫瑰花?” „......” Mother said: Video turns around, having a look at your face, how long reckless Zhazi not to blow.” “……”老妈道:“视频转过来,看看你脸,胡渣子多久没刮。” Chu Ge happily transferred very much, today before going out, just blew, ahem. 楚戈很得意地转了过来,今天出门之前刚刚刮的,哼哼。 Finally the mother looked at one, hung up the video directly: Ending this child was incurable, but also no marriage on head durian.” 结果老妈看了一眼,直接挂断了视频:“完了这孩子没救了,还没结婚就顶榴莲。” Chu Ge: „......” 楚戈:“……” fuck, how forgot this...... ,怎么忘了这茬…… In WeChat sends in an expression: Your horse gives you fist .jpg 微信里发来一张表情:“你马给你一拳.jpg” Chu Ge covers the face: Few surfers read these disorderly charts, this is not that meaning that you think......” 楚戈捂脸:“少上网看这些乱七八糟的图,这就不是你想的那意思……” What meaning you also manage picture, later your did the home capacity also want?” “你还管图片什么意思,以后你家庭地位还要不要了?” „...... Actually this durian is not that meaning.” “……其实这榴莲也不是那意思。” Action art?” “行为艺术是吧?” I said that I am exercising martial arts you to believe?” “我说我在练功你信不信嘛?” Opposite suddenly silent, for a long time returned to one: Little Gu said that you had a good friend to be involved in not too clean matter, although did not have the relations with you...... your honest child, a person in Nanjiang, mother feared that you suffered a loss.” 对面忽然沉默了一阵,好久才回了一条:“小顾说你有个好友卷入了不太干净的事情,虽然和你没关系……你一老实孩子,一个人在南江,妈妈怕你吃亏。” World work «Honest Child». 世界巨著《老实孩子》。 In Chu Ge heart surging warm feeling: All right, mother.” 楚戈心中涌起暖意:“没事的,妈。” You also know that our department is quite special, If nothing else, the energy was a little. The official matter is inappropriate at present makes you contact, you have the matter to ask our overstrength contact personnel...... I to send business card to you, registration character was enough, he knows you. But...... should better not to contact these.” “你也知道我们部门比较特殊,别的不说,能量还是有一点的。官方的事目前不合适让你接触,你有事可以找我们的编外接触人员……我给你发个名片,报名字就行,他知道你。但……最好不要接触这些。” Chu Ge guessed that Gu Ruoyan possibly is National Security, and so on the mother possibly is also, initially what Gu Ruoyan said is is colleague, this saying to be ambiguous, does not know how to solve. Properly speaking National Security was also insufficient unable with the son to say the unit of work, possibly also a little other special...... 楚戈猜测顾若言可能是国安的,以此类推老妈可能也是,但当初顾若言说的是“算是同事”,这话含糊,不知道怎么解。按理说国安的也不至于不能和自己儿子说工作单位,可能还有点别的特殊…… Such a thinks, should worry does not seem like oneself this safely honest child, is the parents is right, even their so-called security, to avoid involving the family member to a great extent. 这么一想,更该担忧安全的好像不是自己这个“老实孩子”,是爸妈才对,甚至他们的所谓“保密”,在很大程度上就是为了避免牵连家人。 Therefore they do not want the child to involve these things, the child can live safely is best. 所以他们也不愿意孩子牵涉这些东西吧,孩子能够平平安安过日子才是最好的。 But this world is changing probably, was not you said that did not contact really to evade. The did business card that the mother send, represent the parents also to make some new decisions finally? 但这世界好像正在变样,不是你说不接触就真可以避得开的。老妈发的这张名片,代表了二老终于也做了一些新的决定? Chu Ge looks at ID that on business card the mother sends in: Zhong Buli. 楚戈看着老妈发来的名片上的ID:钟不离 Should unable to be the original god player? 该不会还是个原神玩家? Chu Ge thinks, temporarily has not gone, but the mother said good night: „, The mother rested very much late earlier, I should also rest.” 楚戈想了想,暂时没去加,只是和老妈道了声晚安:“很晚了,老妈早点休息,我也该睡了。” The mother are quite shocked actually: This just arrived.” 老妈倒是极为震惊:“这刚到一点。” Chu Ge fork waist: This to me is recent latest one day.” 楚戈叉腰:“这对我已经是近期最晚的一天了。” The mother cheer up instantaneously: Really was individual, well, rested earlier.” 老妈瞬间高兴起来:“真做个人了啊,好好,早点睡。” Chu Ge does not know how to return to this saying, didn't I cultivate the behavior before? 楚戈都不知道怎么回这话,难道我以前不做人嘛? That night Chu Ge rests very soundly. 这一夜楚戈睡得很香。 But he discovered that now will more and more have a dream, after that day held the tragedy spring dream of durian, today's dream is actually retaking courses, retakes courses various scenes of today. 但他发现现在越来越会做梦了,继那天捅榴莲的悲剧春梦之后,今天的梦却是在复读,复读今天的各种场面。 Qiu Wuji is eating the sweet tube and cotton candy, smilingly walks in appearance. 秋无际吃着甜筒和棉花糖,笑眯眯地走在身边的样子。 At that moment when the fireworks blooms, her perfect side face. 那一刻烟花绽放时,她完美的侧颜。 The stepping on foot in haunted house, the holding hands in movie theater, on bicycle back seat with the wind floating long hair. 鬼屋里的踩脚,电影院里的牵手,自行车后座上随风飘飘的长发。 And that experiences thousand all generations still to protect the solid rose. 以及那经历千般万劫依然守护得严严实实的玫瑰花。 She keeps off before the body, pinched the bread twist all daggers: Depends on you, dares to injure him?” 她挡在身前,把所有匕首捏成了麻花:“就凭你们,也敢伤他?” My real love, Mom.” The Chu Ge unconsciousness in sleep twittering: That is I uses the fantasy and anticipation writes, most perfect person.” “我真的恋爱了,妈妈。”睡梦中的楚戈无意识地呢喃:“那是我自己倾尽幻想和期待写出来的,最完美的人。”
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