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#64: Cowherd and Weaving Maid


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The bank of river water, the dim light of night is deep. 江水之畔,夜色深深。 In the evening starts to have the fine rain, strokes gently on the face, is very comfortably cool in this summer end. 晚上开始微有毛毛雨,轻轻拂在脸上,在这夏末很是清凉舒服。 The bicycle rides the line following Jiangbin Road leisurely slowly, the sounds of people transmits faintly, that is Chu Ge should the request of Qiu Wuji tell seventh night of the seventh lunar month the story of magpie bridge meeting. 自行车悠悠地顺着江滨路缓缓骑行,人声隐隐传来,那是楚戈正在应秋无际的要求讲述七夕鹊桥会的故事。 This girl of the world, these stories must know that is right? 此世的女孩,这些故事一定是要知道的,对不对? Seventh night of the seventh lunar month story? Is this appearance...... the ancient times had an honest cowherd boy......” “七夕的故事啊?是这个样子的……古时候有一个敦厚的牛郎……” Qiu Wuji thought that can be a very beautiful story, the opening of story makes her feel that and Chu Ge has with is close little. 秋无际觉得那会是个很美的故事,故事的开局让她觉得和自己与楚戈有那么一点点接近。 A female celestial, a mortal. 一个仙女,一个凡人。 The result listened to listen to the expectation in heart not to the taste: Hey, does this cowherd boy steal others clothes? Do you manage this to call honestly?” 结果听着听着心中的憧憬就不对味了:“喂,这牛郎偷人家衣服?你管这叫敦厚?” ...... story this.” ……故事就这样的。” You arrange?” “你编的吧?” I edited so many books not to arrange this main character, this was really not...... the different times that I arranged, the three views of people were different, respected about the female as for your world people relatively, because that based on my three views to write, really must according to the ancient times the words, may not have that well......” “我编了那么多本书也没编过这种主角,这真不是我编的……不同的年代,人们的三观是不一样的,至于你那世界人们对女性相对尊重,因为那是基于我的三观写的,真要按古代来的话,可没那么好……” Qiu Wuji gets angry to think: Probably also similar, the cowherd boy steals the person clothes, you steal the person silk stockings.” 秋无际黑着脸想了想:“好像也差不多,牛郎偷人衣服,你偷人丝袜。” Chu Ge: „?” 楚戈:“?” Resembling felt own this analogy is not quite right, Chu Ge also really very respects about oneself, he...... Qiu Wuji does not groan to say like the cowherd boy fortunately: If in any case is I, a palm of the hand good hammer......” 似是觉得自己这个类比也不太对,楚戈对自己还真挺尊重的,还好他不像牛郎……秋无际哼哼道:“反正如果是我,一巴掌把牛郎头都……” „Does pat rottenly?” Chu Ge hates bitterly: I write obviously is the female sword immortal, how to change this......” “头都拍烂是吧?”楚戈痛心疾首:“我写的明明是个女剑仙,怎么变这样了呢……” You do not make me use the sword.” Qiu Wuji said: This world I looked that also no one takes the sword, therefore changes the attacking mode, then I ponder over, creates racket magical powers, uses here conveniently.” “你不让我用剑的。”秋无际道:“这世界我看也没人拿着剑,所以改个攻击模式,回头我琢磨一下,创个拍头神通,方便在这儿用。” „...... Also listens to the story?” “……还听不听故事了?” Qiu Wuji thought that the cause of this love kept her from substituting, the story did not listen. 秋无际觉得这爱情的起因都让她无法代入了,故事不听也罢。 Chu Ge said: Although opening trough full, following is very touching, will otherwise not spread still becomes the traditional festival.” 楚戈道:“虽然开局槽点满满,后续还是挺感人的,不然也不会流传至今成为传统节日。” He, continued to tell the story, said: Regardless of opening many points, Cowherd and Weaving Maid in the setting is to fall in love with the couple. Every year meets on the day of the seventh night of the seventh lunar month, the magpie builds a bridge spontaneously, is people to the wish that the lover can reunite finally, reposed people to love for ever and ever anticipation, therefore on this day, the feeling emotion men and women reached agreement......” 他顿了顿,继续把故事讲完,又道:“无论开局多少槽点,牛郎织女在设定里就是相爱夫妻。每年在七夕相会这一天,喜鹊自发搭桥,是人们对有情人终能团圆的祝愿,也寄托了人们对爱情天长地久的期待,所以在这一天,有情男女相约……” Originally is rubs secretly and Qiu Wuji is the feeling emotion men and women in suggestion at this moment, finally Qiu Wuji has not met this, on the contrary silent period of time, said slowly: above the heavens and under the earth, is separated in two worlds, finally difficult to meet?” 本来是暗搓搓在暗示此刻的自己和秋无际属于有情男女,结果秋无际没接这茬,反倒沉默了好一阵子,才慢慢道:“天上地下的交会,两界之隔,终难相见么?” Squeak!” Chu Ge pinched the brake, has almost not turned, gets angry: You talked nonsense anything!” “吱!”楚戈一把捏了刹车,差点没翻下去,怒道:“你胡说什么呢!” The inertia belt/bring of brake results in Qiu Wuji to hit unexpected in him conducts the back, the subconsciousness puts out a hand to hold in the arms his waist. The Chu Ge only sleep/felt bears the soft post, actually a point has no interest in experience, still gets angry: Do not pull this flag!” 刹车的惯性带得秋无际猝不及防地撞在他背上,下意识伸手搂住他的腰。楚戈只觉背上软软的贴上来,却一点都无心体验,依然怒道:“别扯这种flag!” How does not know, usually punches him obviously, but he gets angry, Qiu Wuji is somewhat startled carefully. She curls the lip, loosens his waist to sit straight, actually does not dare to continue that topic finally, is a little air/Qi the weak said/tunnel: Then is so, can meet finally, what anxiety are you anxious?” 不知怎么的,明明平时都是揍他,可他发起怒来,秋无际倒有些小心惊。她撇了撇嘴,松开他的腰肢坐直了,却终于也没敢继续那种话题,有点气弱地道:“便是如此,也终能相见,你急什么急?” What good deed does one year see one time is?” Chu Ge gas channel/angrily said: Story spreads the eternity, is not because it is happy, because of its disappointment! The story can the disappointment, the reality not want!” “一年见一次是什么好事吗?”楚戈气道:“故事之所以流传千古,不是因为它美好,而是因为它缺憾!故事可以缺憾,现实不要!” Good good, worries......” the Qiu Wuji supple sound said: You are not a cowherd boy, you are our God. Can separate Cowherd and Weaving Maid, only then yourself.” “好啦好啦,着什么急……”秋无际柔声道:“你可不是牛郎,你是我们的天帝。能分隔牛郎织女的,只有你自己。” Chu Ge was startled being startled, does not speak. 楚戈怔了怔,不说话了。 Reason that will be poked by the word of Qiu Wuji having no interest gets angry, because in heart this also some faint worry, typical was anxious. 之所以会被秋无际一句无心之言戳得发怒,正是因为心中本也有隐隐的担忧,典型的“急了”。 Until now, why Qiu Wuji can put on, everyone has not tried to find out to understand. 时至今日,秋无际为什么能穿出来,大家都没摸索明白。 If by some chance which day couldn't come out? 万一哪天出不来了呢? Therefore flag really may comes true, pokes point that the Chu Ge innermost feelings most were afraid most avoid. 因此一句flag是真有可能成真的,戳到了楚戈内心最害怕最回避的点。 But Qiu Wuji this saying not wrong...... 秋无际这话也没有错…… You are Father God, is not the cowherd boy. 你是父神,不是牛郎。 Can the world in your hands, meet, in yourself, does not show mercy in others, not in magpie. 世界在你手里,能不能相见,在你自己,不在别人发慈悲,也不在喜鹊。 Moreover Qiu Wuji this saying meaning...... is she a little tacitly approving us is the relations of Cowherd and Weaving Maid? 而且秋无际这话有点意思啊……她在默认我们是牛郎织女的关系? Chu Ge looks up the day, whatever the drizzle sprinkles the face, long implored the tone, suddenly said with a smile: You said, their one year sees one time, what should this time make?” 楚戈抬头看天,任由微雨洒落面庞,长长吁了口气,忽然笑道:“你说,他们一年才见一次,这一次该做什么?” Qiu Wuji spat one: Rides your bicycle!” 秋无际啐了一口:“骑你的车!” The Chu Ge look big change wipes the face suddenly, steering handle lost. 楚戈忽然神色大变地擦脸,车把手都丢了。 Qiu Wuji said ill-humoredly: What trick makes?” 秋无际没好气道:“又闹什么幺蛾子?” Chu Ge grief and indignation: They do that matter in the space, therefore this rain is anything!” 楚戈悲愤:“他们在天上做那事,所以这雨是什么!” Qiu Wuji is dumbfounded. 秋无际目瞪口呆。 Chu Ge treads the car(riage) fast, ran speedily: Walks, has a night-time snack, is finds the place to take shelter from the rain!” 楚戈飞快地蹬车,一溜烟跑了:“走,吃宵夜去,算是找地方避雨!” Qiu Wuji: „......” 秋无际:“……” Side has the block, belonged to the old town, the street light was dim, the house is the 20-30 years ago styles, the corner had a shop front also to turn on a light, the seemingly small restaurant, was partially engaged the midnight snack, some inside also people just walked the appearance that paid up from the theater box. 旁边就有街区,属于老城区了,路灯昏暗,房屋已是20-30年前的风格,街角有个店面还亮着灯,看似小餐馆,兼营夜宵,里面还有人刚从包厢里走出来结账的样子。 In Chu Ge stops, draws Qiu Wuji to enter. 楚戈停了车,拉着秋无际入内。 Qiu Wuji felt that this boy holds her hand now intentionally, because this passing through the gate is unnecessary, will not wash out...... 秋无际感觉这厮现在是故意拉她手的,因为这进门毫无必要,又不会被人冲散…… While she wants to withdraw, the vision shoots a look at unknowingly has paid up that group of people, in the heart jumps suddenly, the hand forgot to pull out. 正当她想抽回手,目光不经意瞥过结账那伙人,心中忽地一跳,手都忘了抽了。 She recognizes ability user that young people, write on the face in the morning. 她认出其中一个年轻人,正是早上在脸上写字的异能者 fuck, remembers today the seventh night of the seventh lunar month!” Some people see Chu Ge Qiu Wuji to come in hand in hand, said to the companion bitterly: „Are others on the couple hand in hand, how I pulling the fart with your one crowd of boy’s love?” ,才想起今天七夕啊!”有人看见楚戈秋无际手牵手进来,痛心疾首地对同伴道:“别人就小俩口手牵手,我怎么就和你们一群男酮在扯屁呢?” The people smile, the vision passed over gently and swiftly Chu Ge two people, the youth sees Qiu Wuji, the eye also a little to straighten. 众人都笑,目光掠过楚戈两人,那青年看见秋无际,眼睛也有点发直。 Isn't this beautiful woman who the morning meets? Such skillful? 这不是早上遇见的美女么?这么巧的? had the man...... 原来有男人了啊…… Actually sees a fatty to say with a smile: That is anything, we, have the friend to gather at least. That book that I and handsome read recently, the author called the tragedy, seventh night of the seventh lunar month, but also 10,000 words ha, is thinking is sending out the delicate fragrance of single dog, more is more comfortable.” 却见一个胖子笑道:“那算啥,我们还算好的,起码有朋友聚聚嘛。我和阿俊最近看的那本书,作者才叫悲剧,七夕呢,还万更哈哈哈,想着都散发着单身狗的清香,越想越舒爽。” Others asked: Author single dog, what relations has with you, your crisp what crispness?” 别人问:“作者单身狗,和你有什么关系啊,你爽个什么爽?” Who asked him to break the chapter short, got what one deserves.” The fat people turn the head to say to that youth: Right was handsome I to tell you, today my surprise Big Chu should be our Nanjiang person......” “谁叫他短小又断章,活该啊。”胖子转头对那青年道:“诶对了阿俊我跟你说,今天我意外发现楚大应该是我们南江人诶……” Chu Ge: „?” 楚戈:“?” The youth take back from Qiu Wuji the vision, queerly said: Don't tell me you really to follow internet line to hit him?” 青年把目光从秋无际身上收回,奇道:“别告诉我你真顺着网线去打他了?” The fat people fork the waist: Naturally, punches does not die his he, therefore honest finished the plot in the afternoon is not? Evil, impulsed......” 胖子叉腰:“当然,揍不死他丫的,所以下午老老实实把剧情写完了不是?害,也是冲动了……” Youth: Great, wrote vertically what Chu Tiange over the two days, the labor must look at Qiu Wuji!” 青年:“打得好,这两天一直写什么楚天歌,劳资要看秋无际啊!” Qiu Wuji: „......” 秋无际:“……” Chu Ge: „???” 楚戈:“???”
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