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#62: Eldest child, on me television

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Studied by oneself early just, in the class carried out named ‚heart beautiful sauce long live deinsectization big combat’ the class recess activity. 早自习刚下,班级里就开展了名为‘心美酱万岁之灭虫大作战’的课间活动。 Qingmu Division looks that an numerous male schoolmate takes the textbook indignantly, the broom, the mop, the cleaning rag, and even pesticide, sweep net industrious moved in the class. 青木司看着一众男同学义愤填膺的拿着课本,扫帚,拖布,抹布,乃至杀虫剂,捕虫网辛勤的在班级里活动了起来。 The ghosts know why this group of people attend class also to bring a pesticide and sweep net! 鬼知道这群人为什么上课来还要带个杀虫剂和捕虫网啊！ Qingmu Si Zuijiao twitches is looking at their busy being sweating profusely, is almost saturation cleaned the class before the class, high-spirited seems to be setting any example of extraordinary important matter, Qingmu Division only thought that was a little incompatible. 青木司嘴角抽搐着看他们忙的满头大汗,几乎是地毯式的从班级后打扫到了班级前,一个个兴致高昂似乎在做什么了不起的大事的样子,青木司只觉得有点格格不入。 Sighed, Qingmu Division decided that went to bathroom to lie low until something blows over, waits to attend class comes back again. 叹了口气,青木司决定去上个厕所避避风头,等上课再回来。 Looks that this group of people lift the pesticide to stare at oneself seat, wants to clean does not dare to suppress appearance like mad, Qingmu Division felt oneself coordinated. 看着这群人举着杀虫剂盯着自己的座位,想打扫又不敢憋得要死要活的样子,青木司觉得自己还是配合一下好了。 However, just went out, Qingmu Division was frightened backed up two steps, almost sits on the ground. 然而,才刚刚出门,青木司就被吓得倒退了两步,差点一屁股坐在地上。 Bald ..... many bald! 光头.....好多光头啊！ Only looked that in the corridor like putting the mirror also resembled completely, is the ray sparkles everywhere, more than ten bald are sending out the dazzling golden light in Qingmu Si before one's eyes. 只看走廊里就像放满了镜子也似,到处都是光芒闪闪,十几个光头就在青木司眼前散发着刺眼的金光。 „Big brother! Please accept us!” Is Matsusaka Tawu of head touched own bald excitedly, past Moss did to disappear does not see, but he actually thinks own likely bodgie! “大哥！请收下我们吧！”为首的松阪大武兴奋的摸了摸自己的光头,往日的莫西干头已经消失不见,但他却觉自己更像个不良少年了！ Qingmu Si Zuijiao twitches is looking at present this group of some face ripe bodgies, puzzled opened the mouth: „Is your... does do?” 青木司嘴角抽搐着看着眼前这一群有些脸熟的不良少年们,纠结的张开了嘴:“你们这是...干嘛呢？” „Maita tiger big brother told us the custom.” Matsusaka Tawu hehe smiling, a face worship: „He said that wants the following big brother to mix, must observe the custom that the big brother sets, a little does not permit at sixes and sevens hair.” “前田虎大哥告诉了我们规矩。”松阪大武嘿嘿的笑着,一脸崇拜:“他说想要跟着大哥混,就要遵守大哥立下的规矩,其中有一点就是不准有乱七八糟的头发。” Qingmu Si Wang that crowd of bald look bright appearances, is killing him not to dare to tell them the truth now- his original meaning leaves the non- mainstream that the entire resembles village shakes the head on the line. 青木司望着那群光头眼神明亮的样子,打死他也不敢现在把事情的真相告诉他们-他原本的意思只是别整的像村口摇头的非主流就行。 But if tells them now ..... 但如果现在告诉他们的话..... Qingmu Division does not touch own head, felt like that is a little faintly dark crisply, is not bare, bah, is bald, this feeling is really crisp! 唔,青木司摸了摸自己的脑袋,心里却觉得隐隐有点暗爽,不是自己一个人秃,呸,是光头,这感觉真爽啊！ „, Do you also know other customs?” Qingmu Division does intentionally indifferently by the entrance, natural big shot makings then heads on. “咳咳,那你们也知道其他的规矩吧？”青木司故作淡然的靠在门口,一股潇洒的大佬气质便扑面而来。 That group of little brothers only thought that present Qingmu Division was really ‚roar’! 那群小弟只觉得眼前的青木司真是太‘哦吼’了！ „Right!” Matsusaka Tawu patted striking one's chest: „We the words reorganization of eldest child are the five commandments records, printed existing writing everyone one.” “没错！”松阪大武拍了拍胸脯:“我们已经将老大的话整理为五戒录,打印成文每人一份了。” Ha? Five... five commandments record? 哈？五...五戒录？ What thing is this? 这是什么东西？ As if saw the expression of Qingmu Division is somewhat surprised, Matsusaka Tawu pulls out the paper that printed from the bosom, above also has also has a bright red fingerprint, like indenture of sale of person into servitude. 似乎看出了青木司的表情有些惊讶,松阪大武从怀里掏出了一张打印出来的纸,上面还有还有一个鲜红的指印,就像卖身契似的。 Qingmu Division receives looked, the corners of the mouth twitch. 青木司接过来一看,嘴角抽搐。 【Five commandments record】 【五戒录】 【One: Forbids to humiliate the fist of small and weak, bodgie should wields to the enemy and powerhouse.】 【一:禁止欺凌弱小,不良少年的拳头应该向敌人与强者挥动。】 【Two: Forbids to see with own eyes that does not put down not the behavior that lends a hand to help, must have just, takes to become the new bodgie as the glory and goal.】 【二:禁止眼见不平而不出手帮助的行为,要心怀正义,以成为新不良少年为荣耀与目标。】 【Three: Forbids to skip classes, does not do the homework, we learn/study because of not appreciating, but to guarantee own sense of discipline.】 【三:禁止逃课,不写作业,我们学习不是因为赞赏,而是为了保证自己的纪律性。】 【Four: Forbids not to revere the elder, person who does not respect the elder, how can also respect the eldest child!】 【四:禁止不尊长辈,不尊重长辈的人,又如何能尊重老大！】 【Five: Behavior and words that forbids all not to respect the eldest child.( Delimits key point).】 【五:禁止一切不尊重老大的行为与话语。(划重点)。】 【Guiding principle: Person who only then observes the discipline, can become like Qingmu Si eldest child outstanding the man. After our high school the year of bodgie end of the month will pass, follows us who the five commandments recorded also becomes in the true sense- man.】 【纲领:只有遵守戒律的人,才能成为像青木司老大一样优秀的男人。在我们高中的不良少年的岁月终将流逝之后,遵循了五戒录的我们也将成为真正意义上的-男人。】 【Signature: Matsusaka Tawu-, if violates the commandment to betray the brothers and eldest children, cuts down it.】 【签名:松阪大武-如果违背戒条背叛兄弟与老大,共伐之。】 Qingmu Division looks, ignorant a face compels lifted the head. 青木司看完,一脸懵逼的抬起了头。 „Our is .... What organization?” Qingmu Si muttered, always felt this group of people, when bodgie were more specialized, this special the organization guiding principle gave to put in order, was too exaggerating! He gives back to Matsusaka Tawu the so-called five commandments record in hand, looked his look blazing looks at itself. “我们这是....什么组织吗？”青木司喃喃自语,总觉得这群人当不良少年比自己专业多了,这特么组织纲领都给整出来了,也太夸张了吧！他将手里的所谓五戒录还给松阪大武,就看他眼神炽热的看着自己。 „Please accept my throwing to describe, later my fist is eldest child's fist, before I drop down does not allow the enemy to injure to an eldest child fine hair absolutely!” Matsusaka Tawu excitedly face was red, 90 degrees bow fiercely, both hands raised hand to sign high also press so-called of fingerprint ‚to throw describe’. “请收下我的投名状,以后我的拳头就是老大的拳头,在我倒下之前绝对不允许敌人伤到老大一根汗毛！”松阪大武激动地脸的红了,猛地九十度鞠躬,双手高举手中签了名还按了指印的所谓‘投名状’。 „Eldest child, please accept us!” That more than ten follow the example baldly, the neat complete 90 degrees bow, raises hand high «Five commandments Record», above wrote the respective name and fingerprint. “老大,请收下我们吧！”身后,那十几个光头有样学样,齐刷刷的全部九十度鞠躬,高举手中的《五戒录》,上面写好了各自的名字和指印。 Qingmu Division visits them dull, hesitant half of the day, receives. 青木司呆愣愣的看着他们,犹豫了半天,还是接了过来。 The previous time matter had fully told him, the one-man army is unrecommendable, wants to become a so- called strongest bodgie, its subordinate influence cannot be too weak. 上次的事已经充分的告诉了他,光杆司令不可取,想要成为一个所谓最强的不良少年,其麾下的势力也不能太弱。 Moreover ..... this crowd of person heads shaved clean, how he can also! 而且.....这群人脑袋都剃光了,他还能怎样啊！ In the hand fell thick one ‚to throw describes’, Qingmu Division awkward hehe is smiling: „That this, later you must remember words that above writes, if makes me know that you hit my reputation to bully others, or did what misdemeanor, do not blame me to dismiss you.” 手里落了厚厚一层‘投名状’,青木司尴尬的呵呵笑着:“那就这样吧,以后你们要记得上面写的话,要是让我知道呢你们打我的名头去欺负别人,或者做了什么坏事,别怪我开除你们。” „Yes! Aoki eldest child!” One group of person simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform shouted loudly, can frighten off the schoolmates atmosphere of porch not to dare to breathe. “是！青木老大！”一群人齐齐高喊,吓得走廊的同学们大气都不敢喘。 Qingmu Division felt some knowing whether to laugh or cry at the same time, actually also thought that is a little exciting, does own mentality hastily gentle, Qingmu Division tranquil say/way: „Why you should why go, has the matter I to inform Matsusaka Tawu to call your, one will attend class, should not be late.” 青木司觉得有些哭笑不得的同时,竟然还觉得有点挺刺激,连忙把自己的心态搞平和,青木司平静道:“那你们就该干嘛干嘛去吧,有事我会通知松阪大武叫你们的,一会就上课,别迟到。” „Yes! Aoki eldest child!” One crowd head high, chest out baldly, look proud looks schoolmates who the surrounding these shrink, they thought that own present may be more than former power and prestige! “是！青木老大！”一群光头昂首挺胸,眼神骄傲的看着周围那些畏畏缩缩的同学们,他们觉得自己如今可比以前威风多了！ Moreover, most starts also somewhat to dread about Ricoh, may arrive behind discovered, after managing was bald, facilitated many! Bought the money of gel to save continually, washing the face time convenient wiped to wash, in the evening sleeps will not have fallen the hair, even the health of pillow covering took into consideration- , the choice of eldest child had its profound meaning! 而且,最开始还对理光头有些畏惧,可到了后面才发现,理了光头以后,真是方便了好多啊！连买发胶的钱都省了下来,洗脸的时候顺手一抹就连头都洗了,晚上睡觉还不会掉头发,连枕巾的卫生都顾及到了-果然,老大的选择都是有其深意的！ Qingmu Division looks appearance that one crowd of bald that power and prestige leave icily, was unconscious covered the head, long sighed, does not know own this did was to is wrong. 青木司看着一群光头那威风凌凌离开的样子,不自觉得捂住了头,长长叹了口气,也不知道自己这做的到底是对是错。 „Eldest child!” Qingmu Division did not have slow the god to come, looks at Maita tiger in not far away, smiled ripples like the flower in spring breeze, hopping along towards oneself like the happy little miss walked. “老大！”青木司还没缓过神来,就看前田虎在不远处,笑的像春风里的花儿一样荡漾,一蹦一跳的像个开心的小姑娘一样朝自己走了过来。 „Eldest child! On me television!” The smile of Maita tiger made Qingmu Division thump raise at heart: The lying trough, won't you do the matter to me? “老大！我上电视啦！”前田虎的笑容让青木司心里噔的提了起来:卧槽,你不会又给我搞事了吧？
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