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Today, I besides picking best quality goods Beauty, has been having bad luck. wWw! QUa Badass En-xIAoShUo! CoM 今天,我除了捡到一个极品美『女』外,就一直在倒霉。wWw!QUanbEn-xIAoShUo!CoM In the morning, has answered a telephone, related to me matter that was dismissed by the company sentiment, afterward, my cell phone by falling that I stirring up moved in the river, felt sorry for that 300 Yuan village Motorola. 早上,接了一个电话,是有关我被公司开除的事『情』,随后,我的手机被我『激』动的摔进了河里,可怜那300元的山寨摩托罗拉。 I take the money junction house rent, but money was walked off with another's possessions by the thief, the card was swallowed by atm, the multipurpose banks, my that Cary's 500 oceans are used for junction house rent to save a life! 紧接着,我去取钱『交』房租,但是钱被小偷顺手牵羊,卡被atm吞了,万能的银行,我那卡里的500大洋可是用来『交』房租救命的! Then, is bound by a common destiny more than three years of bicycle to go to me with me, because too worn-out influence city's appearance, that bicycle was arrested by the management uncle at the scene. 然后,与我相依为命三年多的自行车离我而去,因为太破旧影响市容,那自行车被城管叔叔当场逮捕了。 Does not have me in whereabouts including the dinner, ignorant return community. 连晚饭都没有着落的我,浑浑噩噩的回到住的小区。 Actually the discovery, a BMW unexpectedly stops in downstairs! 却发现,一辆宝马居然停在楼下! Is away from the glass to look that what actually indistinctly sees to drive is Girl, is bending down on the steering wheel, the shoulder pulls out gently * moves, does not know that was how. 隔着车窗一看,却隐约看到开车的是个『女』孩子,正伏在方向盘上,肩膀轻轻抽*动,不知道是怎么了。 I have not minded others'business, walk in community, four place glance, Heaven never seals off all exits! 我没有多管闲事,走在小区里,四『处』一瞥,天无绝人之路! Does not know that was which has planted some Little Qing vegetables in flower garden, was gets rich through hard work, therefore, I then put out a hand to uncover Little Bai, shook the new spring putty, made a vegetable gruel, actually also good, let alone the Little Qing vegetable was absolutely fresh. 不知道是哪家在花圃里种了些小青菜,也算是勤劳致富,于是,我便伸手揪出了一棵小白,抖掉新鲜的春泥,做个菜粥,其实也不错,何况小青菜是绝对新鲜的。 My room in five buildings, the three-bedroom apartment, I have rented the middle room, 500 Yuan one month, reason that is so cheap, that is because here others are not willing to rent, I thought am haunted, the regulations are not so, originally is nearby resident is quite special. 我的房间在五楼,三室一厅,我租了中间的房间,500元一个月,之所以那么便宜,那是因为这里别人不愿意租,我本来以为是闹鬼,实则不然,原来是旁边的居民比较特别一点。 The left lives in several young Girl, leads some middle-aged men to come back frequently, then in the room spreads ehm the sound, naturally, I that honest unemployed youth does not know completely they are doing anything, as for the right room, is occupied by the university student who several do the music, they have one set of fellow, playing music that every day beats gongs and drums. 左边住着几个年轻『女』孩,经常带着一些中年男人回来,然后房间里传出“嗯嗯啊啊”的声音,当然,我那么正直的失业青年完全不知道他们在搞什么,至于右边的房间,则住着几个搞音乐的大学生,他们有一套家伙,每天敲锣打鼓的玩音乐。 Therefore, I awaken in the sleep frequently, in the room is reverberating two sounds 所以,我经常在睡梦中惊醒,房间里回荡着两个声音 Ehm!” “嗯嗯啊啊!” Died wanted love “死了都要『爱』” Ehm!” “嗯嗯啊啊!” Died wanted love “死了都要『爱』” Therefore, in each lonely orphaned alone the night, I rest desire dying desire immortal! 于是,在每个寂寞孤『独』的夜晚,我都睡得『欲』死『欲』仙! Has shaken the rice, discovers grain of rice unexpectedly less than 100 grains! Careful number, just 56 grains, good! 56 national 56 flowers, 56 nationalities are one! 抖了抖米袋子,发现米粒居然不足100粒!仔细一数,刚好56粒,好啊!56个民族56朵花,56个民族是一家! I am very stimulated, yes, I am very stimulated, because, at least this I will not starve to death! 我很亢奋,是的,我很亢奋,因为,至少这顿我不会饿死了! Skilled has cleaned the Little Qing vegetable, however slivers many sections, throws into the pot, this eats to eat many blocks, at least this by oneself will be thought has eaten much, was naturally full, can deceive the belly not to call, that has become, every so often, is not flickers oneself, this is the life principle! 熟练的把小青菜清洗了一下,然而切成很多段,丢进锅里,这样的话吃起来就能吃到很多块,至少这样会让自己觉得吃了不少,自然也就饱了,能糊弄得肚子不叫,那就成了,很多时候,还不就是自己忽悠自己,这是生活法则! The millet gruel started to boil, I returned to the room, turned on the computer, actually discovery almost every website in indulging in unbridled propaganda about " Spirit of Grief » 6 : 00 pm open news, regarding low fan of several years virtual games market, the investment of Spirit of Grief without doubt was a heavy case bomb, made the games market bring back to life sufficiently! 小米粥开始煮上了,我回到房间里,打开电脑,却发现几乎每个网站都在大肆宣扬关于《灵恸》明天晚上六点开放的消息,对于低『迷』了数年之久的虚拟游戏市场来说,灵恸的投入无疑是一颗重磅炸弹,足以让游戏市场起死回生! What a pity, I cannot afford the game hard helmet, although passed the special-purpose game mesh wire, but it is estimated that did not have what hope to be able in the earliest possible time that the game started to get online. 可惜,我买不起游戏头盔,虽然通了专用的游戏网线,但是估计也是没有什么希望能够在游戏开始的第一时间上线了。 Matter that again then, sad happy junction adds sentiment happened, I behaved righteously to rescue that to open Little Beauty of BMW in downstairs, finally the present was actually locked in the hall outside room! 再然后,悲喜『交』加的事『情』发生了,我在楼下见义勇为救了那个开着宝马的小美『女』,结果自己现在却被锁在了房间外的大厅里! That Little Beauty thing also places hall, is a Spirit of Grief game hard helmet! 小美『女』的东西还放在大厅,是一个灵恸的游戏头盔! I have been shocked, is this Spirit of Grief game hard helmet? Did not say that the hard helmet starts each region to have the sell tomorrow morning in entire country? How currently to have? 我惊呆了,难道,这就是灵恸的游戏头盔吗?不是说,头盔在明天早上才开始在全『国』各地有出售的吗?怎么现在就有了? In the heart has doubts, the beautiful Young Girl that in my room falls asleep, who is actually? 心中疑惑,我房间里睡着的这个美丽少『女』,却又是谁? In this time, delightful cell phone ring tone is resounding, I discovered that the Young Girl cell phone and carriage key also places in the bag! 正在这时,一个悦耳的手机铃声响起,我才发现,少『女』的手机和车钥匙也都放在袋子里! Looks that on the cell phone demonstrated that unexpectedly is elder sister inscription! 看着手机上显示,居然是“姐姐”的字样! Well? Did her elder sister telephone? 咦?她姐姐打电话过来了? Good! Let her come this to wrest away Little Beauty of my room to carry off, mother, although I implored last bestowed by heaven I such Little Beauty, but had no reason to make me pass the night outside? 太好了!让她过来把这个霸占我房间的小美『女』带走,娘的,虽然我祈求上天赐我一个这样的小美『女』,但是没有理由让我在外面过夜吧? Thinks of here, I have connected the call immediately. 想到这里,我马上接通了电话。 A delightful sound conveys: Hello? Ling Xue, now where are you at? How to have gone home?” 一个甜美的声音传来:“喂?凌雪,你现在在哪呢?怎么还不回家?” Beauty sound of this sound in room is without change, it seems like is really her elder sister! 这声音跟房间里的美『女』声音一般无二,看来真是她的姐姐! I said: You are, her elder sister?” 我说:“你是,她的姐姐?” The opposite party is vigilant immediately: Who are you? Where is Ling Xue at? You my younger sister how?” 对方立刻警觉:“你是谁?凌雪在哪?你把我妹妹怎么了?” I said hastily: Your younger sister is all right, in my room!” 我连忙说:“你妹妹没事,在我房间里!” She was anxious: „Your this bastard! You have made anything to my younger sister!” 她急了:“你你这混蛋!你到底对我妹妹做了什么!” I am in an uncontrollable rage immediately, today was really bad luck, obviously has rescued this Girl that called Ling Xue, right in the face one was cussed also out by her elder sister!? 我顿时怒不可遏,今天真是倒霉透顶,明明救了这个叫凌雪『女』孩,却又被她的姐姐劈头一顿臭骂!? Therefore, I get angry: Your this Savage Grandma, listening to me to talk clearly to be good the words?!” 于是,我怒道:“你这凶巴巴的婆娘,听我把话说清楚好不好?!” Opposite party one astonished, said: You said where she, my this drives!” 对方一惊愕,道:“你说,她到底在哪里,我这就开车过去!” I just about to speak, discovery cell phone has actually prompted the sound: Electric power is insufficient 我刚要说话,却发现手机提示了声:“电力不足” Very good, closed down 很好,关机了 ( Unabridged book novel network) (全本小说网)
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