Today, Ibesidespickingbest quality goodsBeauty, has been having bad luck. wWw! QUaBadassEn-xIAoShUo! CoM
今天,我除了捡到一个极品美『女』外,就一直在倒霉。wWw!QUanbEn-xIAoShUo!CoMIn the morning, has answered a telephone, related tomematter that was dismissedby the company『sentiment』, afterward, mycell phonebyfalling that I『stirring up』movedin the river, felt sorry forthat300YuanvillageMotorola.
早上,接了一个电话,是有关我被公司开除的事『情』,随后,我的手机被我『激』动的摔进了河里,可怜那300元的山寨摩托罗拉。Itake the money『junction』house rent, butmoneywas walked off with another's possessionsby the thief, the cardwas swallowedbyatm, the multipurposebanks, my thatCary's500oceansare used for『junction』house rentto save a life!
紧接着,我去取钱『交』房租,但是钱被小偷顺手牵羊,卡被atm吞了,万能的银行,我那卡里的500大洋可是用来『交』房租救命的!Then, is bound by a common destiny more than threeyears of bicycleto gotomewithme, becausetooworn-outinfluencecity's appearance, thatbicyclewas arrestedby the managementuncleat the scene.
然后,与我相依为命三年多的自行车离我而去,因为太破旧影响市容,那自行车被城管叔叔当场逮捕了。Does not haveme in whereaboutsincluding the dinner, ignorantreturncommunity.
连晚饭都没有着落的我,浑浑噩噩的回到住的小区。Actually the discovery, a BMWunexpectedlystopsindownstairs!
却发现,一辆宝马居然停在楼下!Is away from the glassto lookthatwhatactuallyindistinctlyseesto driveisGirl, is bending downon the steering wheel, the shoulderpulls outgently*moves, does not know that washow.
隔着车窗一看,却隐约看到开车的是个『女』孩子,正伏在方向盘上,肩膀轻轻抽*动,不知道是怎么了。Ihave not minded others'business, walkincommunity, four『place』glance, Heaven never seals off all exits!
我没有多管闲事,走在小区里,四『处』一瞥,天无绝人之路!Does not know that waswhichhas plantedsomeLittle Qingvegetablesinflower garden, wasgets rich through hard work, therefore, Ithenput out a handto uncoverLittleBai, shook the newspringputty, made a vegetable gruel, actuallyalsogood, let alone the Little Qingvegetablewasabsolutelyfresh.
不知道是哪家在花圃里种了些小青菜,也算是勤劳致富,于是,我便伸手揪出了一棵小白,抖掉新鲜的春泥,做个菜粥,其实也不错,何况小青菜是绝对新鲜的。Myroominfivebuildings, the three-bedroom apartment, I have rented the middleroom, 500Yuanonemonth, reason thatis so cheap, thatisbecausehereothersare not willingto rent, Ithoughtam haunted, the regulationsare not so, originallyisnearbyresidentis quite special.
我的房间在五楼,三室一厅,我租了中间的房间,500元一个月,之所以那么便宜,那是因为这里别人不愿意租,我本来以为是闹鬼,实则不然,原来是旁边的居民比较特别一点。
The leftlives inseveralyoungGirl, leadssomemiddle-aged mento come backfrequently, thenin the roomspreads„ehm” the sound, naturally, Ithathonestunemployed youthdoes not knowcompletelytheyare doinganything, as for the rightroom, is occupied by the university student who severaldo the music, theyhaveoneset of fellow, playingmusic that every daybeats gongs and drums.
左边住着几个年轻『女』孩,经常带着一些中年男人回来,然后房间里传出“嗯嗯啊啊”的声音,当然,我那么正直的失业青年完全不知道他们在搞什么,至于右边的房间,则住着几个搞音乐的大学生,他们有一套家伙,每天敲锣打鼓的玩音乐。Therefore, Iawakenin the sleepfrequently, in the roomis reverberatingtwosounds
所以,我经常在睡梦中惊醒,房间里回荡着两个声音„Ehm!”
“嗯嗯啊啊!”„Diedwanted『love』”
“死了都要『爱』”„Ehm!”
“嗯嗯啊啊!”„Diedwanted『love』”
“死了都要『爱』”Therefore, ineachlonelyorphaned『alone』 the night, Irest『desire』dying『desire』immortal!
于是,在每个寂寞孤『独』的夜晚,我都睡得『欲』死『欲』仙!Has shaken the rice, discoversgrain of riceunexpectedlyless than100grains! Carefulnumber, just56grains, good! 56national56flowers, 56nationalitiesareone!
抖了抖米袋子,发现米粒居然不足100粒!仔细一数,刚好56粒,好啊!56个民族56朵花,56个民族是一家!Iam very stimulated, yes, Iam very stimulated, because, at leastthisIwill not starve to death!
我很亢奋,是的,我很亢奋,因为,至少这顿我不会饿死了!Skilledhas cleaned the Little Qingvegetable, howeversliversmanysections, throws into the pot, thiseats to eatmanyblocks, at leastthisbyoneselfwill be thoughthas eatenmuch, was naturally full, candeceive the bellynot to call, thathas become, every so often, is notflickersoneself, thisis the lifeprinciple!
熟练的把小青菜清洗了一下,然而切成很多段,丢进锅里,这样的话吃起来就能吃到很多块,至少这样会让自己觉得吃了不少,自然也就饱了,能糊弄得肚子不叫,那就成了,很多时候,还不就是自己忽悠自己,这是生活法则!
The millet gruelstartedto boil, Ireturned to the room, turned on the computer, actuallydiscoveryalmosteverywebsiteinindulging in unbridled propagandaabout " Spirit of Grief » 6 : 00 pm opennews, regardinglow『fan』 of several yearsvirtualgames market, the investment of Spirit of Griefwithout doubtwas a heavy case bomb, made the games marketbring back to lifesufficiently!
小米粥开始煮上了,我回到房间里,打开电脑,却发现几乎每个网站都在大肆宣扬关于《灵恸》明天晚上六点开放的消息,对于低『迷』了数年之久的虚拟游戏市场来说,灵恸的投入无疑是一颗重磅炸弹,足以让游戏市场起死回生!What a pity, Icannot afford the gamehard helmet, althoughpassed the special-purposegamemesh wire, butit is estimated thatdid not havewhathopeto be ablein the earliest possible time that the gamestartedto get online.
可惜,我买不起游戏头盔,虽然通了专用的游戏网线,但是估计也是没有什么希望能够在游戏开始的第一时间上线了。Matter that againthen, sadhappy『junction』adds『sentiment』happened, Ibehaved righteouslyto rescuethatto openLittle Beauty of BMWindownstairs, finally the presentwas actually lockedin the hall outside room!
再然后,悲喜『交』加的事『情』发生了,我在楼下见义勇为救了那个开着宝马的小美『女』,结果自己现在却被锁在了房间外的大厅里!ThatLittle Beautythingalsoplaceshall, is a Spirit of Griefgamehard helmet!
那小美『女』的东西还放在大厅,是一个灵恸的游戏头盔!Ihave been shocked, is this Spirit of Griefgamehard helmet? Did not saythat the hard helmetstartseach regionto have the selltomorrow morninginentire『country』? Howcurrentlyto have?
我惊呆了,难道,这就是灵恸的游戏头盔吗?不是说,头盔在明天早上才开始在全『国』各地有出售的吗?怎么现在就有了?In the hearthas doubts, thebeautifulYoung Girl that inmyroomfalls asleep, who is actually?
心中疑惑,我房间里睡着的这个美丽少『女』,却又是谁?Inthis time, delightfulcell phone ring toneis resounding, Idiscoveredthat the Young Girlcell phone and carriagekeyalsoplacesin the bag!
正在这时,一个悦耳的手机铃声响起,我才发现,少『女』的手机和车钥匙也都放在袋子里!Looks that on the cell phone demonstrated that unexpectedlyis„elder sister”inscription!
看着手机上显示,居然是“姐姐”的字样!Well? Did herelder sistertelephone?
咦?她姐姐打电话过来了?Good! Lethercomethisto wrest awayLittle Beauty of myroomto carry off, mother, althoughIimploredlastbestowed by heavenIsuchLittle Beauty, buthad no reasonto makemepass the night outside?
太好了!让她过来把这个霸占我房间的小美『女』带走,娘的,虽然我祈求上天赐我一个这样的小美『女』,但是没有理由让我在外面过夜吧?Thinks ofhere, Ihave connected the callimmediately.
想到这里,我马上接通了电话。
A delightfulsoundconveys: „Hello? Ling Xue, nowwhere are youat? Howto have gone home?”
一个甜美的声音传来:“喂?凌雪,你现在在哪呢?怎么还不回家?”Beautysound of thissound in roomis without change, it seems like is really herelder sister!
这声音跟房间里的美『女』声音一般无二,看来真是她的姐姐!Isaid: „Youare, herelder sister?”
我说:“你是,她的姐姐?”
The opposite partyis vigilantimmediately: „Who are you? Where is Ling Xueat? Youmy younger sisterhow?”
对方立刻警觉:“你是谁?凌雪在哪?你把我妹妹怎么了?”Isaidhastily: „Your younger sisteris all right, inmyroom!”
我连忙说:“你妹妹没事,在我房间里!”Shewas anxious: „Your thisbastard! Youhave madeanythingtomy younger sister!”
她急了:“你你这混蛋!你到底对我妹妹做了什么!”Iam in an uncontrollable rageimmediately, today was really bad luck, obviouslyhas rescuedthisGirl that calledLing Xue, right in the faceonewas cussed also outbyherelder sister!?
我顿时怒不可遏,今天真是倒霉透顶,明明救了这个叫凌雪的『女』孩,却又被她的姐姐劈头一顿臭骂!?Therefore, Iget angry: „YourthisSavage Grandma, listening tometo talk clearlyto be good the words?!”
于是,我怒道:“你这凶巴巴的婆娘,听我把话说清楚好不好?!”Opposite partyoneastonished, said: „Yousaid where she, mythisdrives!”
对方一惊愕,道:“你说,她到底在哪里,我这就开车过去!”Ijust about tospeak, discoverycell phonehas actually prompted the sound: „Electric poweris insufficient”
我刚要说话,却发现手机提示了声:“电力不足”Verygood, closed down
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