Chapter 13teacherchanges an elder sister()
第13章老师变姐姐()„Teacher Little Zhao, youdo not know that personwill be scary scary!”Yang MingseesZhao Yingto discover that ownillegalidea, has let simply also loose the honor: „Yourthiswill frighten the impotenceme! WhoIlatercould not find the wifeto be responsible forAh!”
“小赵老师,你不知道人吓人会吓死人么!”杨明见赵莹发现自己的不轨想法了,索性也放开了脸面:“你这样会把我吓成阳萎的!我以后找不到老婆谁负责啊!”Sexual impotence? Zhao Yinghearsthisglossary, facewas redder, mustdrop out the honeylike the bigapple, thisisanystudent, howanythingsaid!
阳痿?赵莹听到这个词汇,脸更红了,就像个要滴出蜜的大苹果一样,这是什么学生啊,怎么什么都说呢!HoweverZhao YingseesYang Mingthatseriousappearance, associatedto the formeruniversityphysical hygieneclassinhas said that probablymasculineerectioncannotbe frightened, otherwisewas really easyto cause the sexual impotence! In order toletYang Mingfeels relieved, Zhao Yinghelplesssaying: „Could not find the wifeIto be responsible forgivingyouto introduce!”
不过赵莹见杨明那一本正经的样子,又联想到以前大学生理卫生课上讲过的,好像男性勃起的时候不能受到惊吓,不然真容易导致阳痿!为了让杨明宽心,赵莹无奈的说道:“找不到老婆我负责给你介绍!”„Butyouintroducedtome, ifothersgirlsknow that my aspecthas the issue, definitelynotwithmein the same place!”Yang Minglooked atZhao Yingto take seriously, wantsshe.
“可是你就算给我介绍了,人家女孩子如果知道我那方面有问题,也肯定不会和我在一起的!”杨明看赵莹当真了,就想逗逗她。„......”Zhao Yinghas not thought ofthis point, suddenlycould not findanywordsto deal, shefeared that Yang Mingis thinking alwaysthesemattersdelay the study, worries saying: „Ifsuch, Ihave marriedyourunitreally!”
“……”赵莹还真没想到这一点,一时间也找不到什么话来应对,她又怕杨明会总想着这些事儿耽误学习,一着急说道:“要是真那样了,那我嫁给你总成了吧!”
The littlegirlis littlegirlAh!not to look that is oldersuch young teachersthanme, but the thoughts are actually thatpure, severalwordsmustto marrymebymydeceive! IfthatanyJin Ganghasmyhalfskill, makesZhao Yingto go outto dine is also noteasy! Yang Minghappilyis thinking.
小女孩儿还是小女孩儿啊!别看比我大那么几岁还是老师,可是心思却还是那么单纯,几句话就被我诓得要嫁给我了吧!那个什么金刚要是有我一半本事,约赵莹出去吃个饭还不是手到擒来!杨明得意地想着。„GoodAh!youto dareto play the joke of teacherunexpectedly!”Zhao YingsuddenlysawYang Mingcorners of the mouththatwipes the happy expression of being written in water, somewhatangrysaying.
“好啊!你居然敢开老师的玩笑!”赵莹忽然见到杨明嘴角的那一抹转瞬即逝的笑意,有些恼怒的说道。„No, Iambecause, did not worry that could not find the wifeto be happy, ifmy motherknows that Ilooked for a bigbeautiful womantoher, when the daughter-in-lawdoes not knowhappily!”Yang Minginnocentsaying.
“没有啊,我是因为以后不愁找不到老婆了而高兴,我妈要是知道我给她找了个大美女当儿媳不知道得多高兴呢!”杨明无辜的说道。Zhao Yingcollapsedthoroughly, is not suitableto be the teacher, Yang Ming not suitable, whenstudentAh!each timedid speakheto digtrap the feeling of himtowardinjumping?赵莹彻底崩溃了,到底是自己不适合当老师,还是杨明不适合当学生啊!怎么每次和他说话都有一种他挖陷阱自己往里跳的感觉呢?
Before Yang Ming, althoughat hearthas also been fantasizingtoZhao Ying, butwill not sayabsolutely, nowhedaressuchto do, very bigreasonwasheobtains the specialability, the self-confidenceinflatedextremely.杨明以前虽然也对赵莹在心里幻想过,但是绝对不会说出来,如今他敢这么做,很大的原因是他获得了特殊的能力,自信心极度膨胀。At this moment, incampusalready a darkness, teachers and administration staffbuilding, only then the individualroomalsoturns on a light. Yang MingwalkswithZhao Yingin the drill ground in school, Yang Mingalsowantson a highheadcompared withZhao Ying, twopeoplelook like a pair are the same in the lover who in the dim light of nightstrolls.
此刻,校园里已经一片漆黑,教工楼只有个别的屋子还亮着灯。杨明和赵莹走在学校的操场上,杨明比赵莹还要高上一头,两个人就像是一对在夜色中漫步的情侣一样。Walkedseveralsteps, Zhao Yingalsohas as if realizedsomewhatimproper, intentionallywalksquicklyseveralsteps, buthas not walkedtwosteps, Yang Mingfollowed. Zhao Yinghas tospeed up the footstepsonce more, butYang Mingstilltightwith the Zhao Yingside.
走了几步,赵莹似乎也意识到有些不妥,故意走快了几步,可是没走两步,杨明就跟了上来。赵莹不得不再次加快了脚步,而杨明依然紧紧的跟赵莹的身边。Has not walkedfar, Zhao Yingonwas tiredhas toslow down the footsteps that panted.
没走多远,赵莹就累得气喘吁吁的不得不放慢了脚步。„Teacher Little Zhao, you? Atpracticeheel-to-toe walking race?”Yang MingalsoknowsZhao Yingactuallybecause ofanything, butactuallyfeigns ignoranceasks.
“小赵老师,你怎么了?在练习竞走么?”杨明其实也知道赵莹因为什么,但是却故作不知地问道。„Heel-to-toe walking race?!” The Zhao Yinginadequateone breathcoming upair/Qihas not spat blood, does oneselfdo not attendOlympic Games, the practiceheel-to-toe walking racedo! Oweshe to wantto come out!
“竞走?!”赵莹差点儿一口气没上来气吐血了,自己也不参加奥运会,练习竞走干什么!亏他能想出来!„Not?”Yang Mingpursuesasks.
“难道不是吗?”杨明追问道。„It is not, Iama littlecold, wantsa bit fasterto go back!”Zhao Yingflipped the eyeto say.
“不是,我就是有点儿冷,想快点儿回去!”赵莹翻了翻眼睛说道。„.”Yang Mingnodded, took offowncoatconveniently, approveson the body of Zhao Ying.
“哦。”杨明点了点头,随手把自己的大衣脱了下来,批在了赵莹的身上。Zhao Yingstares, suddenlyinheartfloodinexplicablewarms. Onearrive atthisstrangeurbanwork, how longhas recordedis unclearnobodyto care about. Someare onlysomedeliversto spend the fly that exitstothemselvesall day long, has actually never hadlikethistruecare.赵莹一愣,忽然心中泛起了一阵莫名的温暖来。自己一个人来到这个陌生的城市工作,已经记不清有多久没有人关心过自己了。有的只是一些成天给自己送花约自己出去的苍蝇,像这种真正的关心却从来没有过。Actuallyhas not complained abouttheseflies , is really Zhao YingnevertoopportunityAh! that theydisplay
其实还真不怨那些苍蝇,实在是赵莹从来也不给他们表现的机会啊!„Thanks.”Zhao Yingsayinggently. Althoughsheis a teacher, an adult, buttears upthesecamouflages, she is also onlylittlegirlAh! that needothersprotect
“谢谢。”赵莹轻轻的说道。虽然她是一个老师,一个成年人,但是撕掉这些伪装,她也只是个需要别人去呵护的小女孩儿啊!„Ah?”Yang Mingupwardcrawledalong the bamboo pole, an actionaccidentallyhas not thought that Zhao Yingwill saytohimunexpectedlythanks! Thereforehurriestalking shamelessly saying: „Iam a man! Protects the beautiful womanismyinherent responsibilities!”
“啊?”杨明本来就是顺竿子往上爬,无意的一个举动没想到赵莹居然会对他说谢谢!于是赶紧大言不惭地说道:“我是男子汉嘛!保护美女是我的天职!”„He He, but alsoman! Youngboy!”Zhao Yingalsobyhisactionprovoking laughter.
“呵呵,还男子汉呢!小男孩儿而已!”赵莹也被他的举动给逗笑了。„It is not small......”Yang Ming to say that ownbelowis not small, thoughtnot to suit, but the opposite partyownteacher, cracked a jokecannotgo too far, otherwiseworked just the opposite.
“不小了……”杨明本想说自己的下面不小了,一想不对劲,对方可是自己的老师啊,开玩笑也不能过火了,不然就适得其反了。„Was good, was good, calculates that you is a man, youdo not havemeto be big!”Zhao Yinghas not listened to the Yang Ming'sovertones, saidwith a smile.
“好了,好了,算你是男子汉,那你也没有我大!”赵莹没有听出杨明的弦外之音,笑着说道。„Teacher Little Zhao?”Yang Mingaskedsuddenly.
“小赵老师?”杨明忽然问道。„Um?”Zhao Yingshouldsay.
“嗯?”赵莹应道。„Did Ilatercallyour older sister?”Yang Mingactuallyin a planned way, readthat manyhypertext fictions, thissoakslittle girl the consciousnessnot to have, thatdid not needto mix. Firstturns into the elder sister the teacher, thenturns into the sweetheartfrom the elder sister, finallypromotes the wife. OriginalYang Mingthinks that thismatterin the realityisimpossible, butsupernatural powerhadnow, what do other have not to be impossible?
“我以后叫你姐姐行吗?”杨明其实是有计划的,看了那么多本网络小说,这点儿泡妞儿的觉悟还没有,那就不用混了。先把老师变成姐姐,再从姐姐变成情人,最后升级成老婆。本来杨明认为这种事儿在现实中是不可能的,但如今自己特异功能都有了,其他还有什么不可能的?„This......”Zhao Yinghas not thought that Yang Mingwill setthisrequest, but before her, has studied the educational psychology, knowssuitable and studentpulls closer the relations, is helpful to the teaching, thereforehesitantonealsocomplied: „Good, only thenourtimesIallowyousuchto callme, howevermaynot probablyspeak irresponsiblyin the class and grade, otherwiseImaypay no attention toyou!”
“这……”赵莹没想到杨明会提出这个要求,不过她以前学过教育心理学,知道适当的和学生拉近关系,有助于教学,所以犹豫了一下也就答应了:“好吧,只有咱们两个人的时候我允许你这么叫我,但是在班级里可不许乱说,不然我可不理你了!”Zhao Yingsaidthatthoughtsomedo not suit, owntoneacts like a spoiled bratto be the same with the sweetheartprobably! Yeah, hopes that hehas not listened!赵莹自己说完,就觉得有些不对劲了,自己的口气好像是和情人撒娇一样!哎,希望他没有听出来!WhereYang Mingcan unable to listen tothat in Zhao Yingexpressionto act like a spoiled bratmeaning, buthehas not exposed. Spoils by trying to be too helpful, botches it by rushing. Soaking the teachermustnot comegradually, tooanxioushas madeherhave the contradictionnot to be goodto start.杨明哪能听不出赵莹语气中的那种撒娇意味,不过他也没点破。拔苗助长,欲速则不达。泡老师总要一步一步来不是吗,太急了让她心里产生了抵触就不好下手了。„Knew, beautiful womanelder sister!”Yang Mingsaidhappily.
“知道了,美女姐姐!”杨明高兴地说道。„Removesthattwocharacters!”Zhao Yingsaid with a smile.
“把那两个字去掉!”赵莹笑道。„Yes, beautiful woman!”Yang Mingserioussaying.
“是,美女!”杨明一本正经的说道。„It is not the elder sister, isbeautiful woman!”Zhao Yingurgentlysaid.
“不是姐姐,是美女!”赵莹急道。„, Iknowthatyou is a beautiful woman.”Yang Mingsaid.
“哦,我知道,你是美女。”杨明说道。„ImeantthatIlettwocharacters that youremoveam not an elder sister, removes the beautiful woman!”Zhao Yingill-humoredsaying.
“我的意思是说,我让你去掉的两个字不是姐姐,是把美女去掉!”赵莹没好气的说道。„Earlysaid! The beautiful womanelder sister, removes the beautiful woman.” The appearance that Yang Mingpretendsto be suddenly enlightedsaid.
“早说嘛!美女姐姐,去掉美女。”杨明装作恍然大悟的样子说道。„......”Zhao Yingmeditatesin the heart: Notis angry, is not angry, lifelike a play, air/Qito get sicknobodyfor......
“……”赵莹在心中默念:莫生气,莫生气,人生就像一场戏,气出病来无人替……
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