12. today my nobody meets me() 12.今天我没人接我() After finishing class, I and Zhao Yanyan were left behind by the old man, one introduced advantage that attended the competition, anything can improve the own self-quality wait/etc., what is most important is if will win the position of finals to enroll the college entrance examination also to award marks. I fortunately, Zhao Yanyan already by being completely muddled that he flickers, nods assent. 下课后,我和赵颜妍又被老头留下,一顿介绍参加比赛的好处,什么能提高自己的自身素质等等,最重要的是如果取得了决赛的名次参加高考还会加分。我还好,赵颜妍已经被他忽悠的晕头转向,点头同意。 „Today nobody meets me.” Going downstairs time Zhao Yanyan said in a soft voice. “今天没有人接我。”下楼的时候赵颜妍轻声说道。 As soon as I listen, blossomed at heart immediately happily, perhaps if I do not have the previous life memory I unable to listen to the overtones of these words, but if I could not have understood this suggestion now that I simply am an idiot. 我一听,心里立刻乐开了花,如果我没有前世的记忆的话我或许听不出这句话的弦外之音,但是如果我现在还听不懂这种暗示的话那我简直就是白痴了。 „I deliver you to go back.” I do intentionally nonchalant saying. “我送你回去吧。”我故作不经意的说道。 After Zhao Yanyan hear blushed, has not made noise, but had not denied. 赵颜妍听后红了脸,没有出声,但也没有否认。 Therefore both of us did not speak, side-by-side has arrived at the station. Finally I first broke this aspect, I said to Zhao Yanyan: „What car(riage) makes?” 于是我俩都不说话,肩并肩的走到了车站。最后还是我先打破了这个局面,我对赵颜妍说:“做什么车？” „6.” Zhao Yanyan said low voice. “6线。”赵颜妍小声说道。 Possibly because is first time has the male student and she together, Zhao Yanyan performance anxiety of. Therefore I said: „I spoke a joke to you.” 可能由于是第一次有男生和她一起,赵颜妍表现的十分紧张。于是我说:“我给你讲个笑话吧。” My previous life has seen online, said two people in the same place, if a side did not speak looks for the topic that another side must keep to say on own initiative, but most can pull closer the method that two people related is to speak the joke, so long as the atmosphere has enlivened, two people relations were naturally harmonious. 我前世在网上看到过,说两个人在一起,如果一方不说话的话那么另一方就要不停的主动找话题去说,而最能拉近两人关系的方法是讲笑话,只要气氛活跃了,两人的关系自然就融洽了。 Zhao Yanyan nodded. 赵颜妍点了点头。 Therefore I explain religious doctrine: „Bowel movement of bear and rabbit in the forest, bear asked the rabbit: Does the bowel movement stick on the wool not to matter? The rabbit replied: Indifferent. Therefore the bear takes the rabbit to wipe buttocks.” 于是我讲道:“熊和兔子在森林里大便,熊问兔子:大便粘毛上无所谓吗？兔子答道:无所谓。于是熊就拿兔子擦屁股。” After Zhao Yanyan hear, is covering the mouth, wants to laugh actually makes an effort to suppress, became flushed the face. Crossed some little time, has recovered consciousness, said to me: „Where this laughs at you to listen, is really disgusting.” 赵颜妍听后捂着嘴巴,想大笑却又使劲憋着,都涨红了脸。过了好一会儿,才缓过来,对我说道:“这笑话你从哪儿听来的,真恶心。” „Is disgusting you also to smile suffers extreme distress.” I said. “恶心你还笑得死去活来。”我说。 „Who has smiled, I have not smiled.” Zhao Yanyan calm said. “谁笑了,我根本就没笑。”赵颜妍一脸平静的说。 I put out a hand to her arm scratch with the finger, the mouth said: „You also dare not to acknowledge, looked your this chapter does smile!” 我伸手向她胳膊下面搔去,嘴里说道:“你还敢不承认,看你这回笑不笑！” Zhao Yanyan hurries to hide one side, but where can evade my Wutzushan, was seized by me all of a sudden. Zhao Yanyan was made to laugh by me, flowering branch shivers all over. 赵颜妍赶忙躲到一侧,但是哪里能躲过我的五指山,一下子被我捉了个正着。赵颜妍被我弄得哈哈大笑,花枝乱颤。 Suddenly Zhao Yanyan does not smile, small face ruddy visits me, endured for quite a while, said in a low voice: „Moves away quickly!” 忽然赵颜妍不笑了,小脸红扑扑的看着我,忍了半天,低声道:“快拿开！” „What?” I am bewildered. But afterward I immediately felt that my right hand is grasping on a soft thing. What is this? I have pinched subconsciously. “什么？”我莫名其妙。可是随后我立刻就感觉出来我的右手正抓在一个软软的东西上。这是什么？我下意识的捏了一下。 „Aiya, you also pinch!” Zhao Yanyan breathless calling out. “哎呀,你还捏！”赵颜妍气急败坏的叫道。 I responded at this time, my right hand, is placing the Zhao Yanyan chest front soft one group on, she has not worn the corsage unexpectedly...... I hehe the hollow laugh is moving away the hand. 我这时候才反应过来,我的右手,正放在赵颜妍胸前的一团柔软上,她竟然没穿胸衣……我嘿嘿干笑着把手拿开。 Suddenly, our two both fell into awkwardly, each other did not speak. 6 car(riage)s stop side both of us, drove away. 一时间,我们两个都陷入了尴尬,彼此都不说话。一辆6线车停在我俩身旁,又开走了。 Quite a while, I asked: „Were you angry?” 半天,我问道:“你生气了吗？” Zhao Yanyan shook the head. 赵颜妍摇了摇头。 „Sorry, I really am not intentionally.” I said. “对不起,我真不是故意的。”我说。 Zhao Yanyan nodded, said in a soft voice: „I know.” 赵颜妍点了点头,轻声说道:“我知道。” ( Passer-by armor: He absolutely is intentionally, I can testify!) （路人甲:他绝对是故意的,我可以作证！） ( Passer-by B: This young fellow seems like not dirty, but the will of the people separates the belly, who knows how he thinks.) （路人乙:这小伙子看起来也没那么龌龊啊,不过人心隔肚皮,谁知道他是怎么想的。） It seems like she has not been angry! I am happy the say/way. Then I while winning pursuit do need further consideration? Two thoughts in my mind are fighting intensely. 看来她并没有生气！我心里高兴道。那么接下来我是趁胜追击呢还是从长计议？我脑海里的两个念头在激烈的搏斗着。 Where Zhao Yanyan knows that I am battling in the beauty, look on my face Yin clear uncertain, thinks that I do not believe her, grasps my hand to say gently: „Liu Lei, I have not been angry. Does not believe-- does not believe you to touch again.” Said that must press toward her chest front my hand...... 赵颜妍哪里知道我正在天人交战,看我脸上阴晴不定,以为我不相信她,轻轻的抓起我的手说道:“刘磊,我真没生气,真的。不信——不信你再摸一下吧。”说完就要把我手往她的胸前按…… I have a dream have not thought that Zhao Yanyan will really have such bold action, does this small girl such care about me unexpectedly? However I hurried to pull out the hand, although I want to continue to touch very much, such words really became Pervert, after all this was on an avenue. 我做梦也没想到赵颜妍竟然会有这么大胆的举动,难道这小丫头竟然这么在乎我？但是我还是赶紧把手抽开了,虽然我很想继续摸下去,不过那样的话就真成色狼了,毕竟这是大街上。 In the Zhao Yanyan heart also thought that the behavior was excited, blamed Liu Lei this good-for-nothing, a oneself first heat, will make such awkward matter to come unexpectedly, can he think oneself were very casual. 赵颜妍心中也觉得刚才的行为过于激动,都怪刘磊这个坏家伙,自己头一热,竟然会做出这么尴尬的事情来,他会不会以为自己很随便呢。 I hurried to say to Zhao Yanyan: „Yanyan, blames me. Or did I speak a joke to you again?” I intentionally Zhao character abbreviating. 我赶紧对赵颜妍说:“颜妍,都怪我。要不我再给你讲一个笑话？”我故意把赵字给省略了。 Zhao Yanyan as if such called her not to be repugnant to me, was charmingly angry: „I do not listen to your disgusting jokes.” 赵颜妍似乎对我这么叫她并不反感,娇嗔道:“我才不要听你那些恶心的笑话。” „I spoke not to be disgusting.” I said. “那我讲个不恶心的。”我说。 „Good, you again spoke one.” “那好吧,那你再讲一个吧。” Therefore I explain religious doctrine: „Formerly had a fool, others asked that his what he said does not have, others asked that he did eat meal? He said does not have. Others asked that he did sleep? He also said that does not have.” Talked about here me to stop intentionally, suddenly asked: „Yeah ~ was right, this does laugh at you to listen?” 于是我讲道:“从前有个傻子,别人问他什么他都说没有,别人问他吃饭了吗？他说没有。别人问他睡觉了吗？他也说没有。”讲到这里我故意停顿了一下,忽然问道:“哎~对了,这个笑话你听过吗？” „No.” Zhao Yanyan shook the head to speak thoughtlessly to say. Suddenly immediately has thought of anything, the one of the small fist on me hits randomly, gas channel/angrily said: „Liu Lei, your quality! Scolded others is the fool!” “没有。”赵颜妍摇了摇头随口说道。忽然立刻想到了什么,小拳头在我身上一顿乱打,气道:“刘磊,你好坏啊！骂人家是傻子！” In a distant place red flag passenger vehicle, one over 30 -year-old about middle-aged man pulls out a Motorola gc87c cell phone anxiously, this is the first-generation digit gsm cell phone of China (Huaxia) listing, the person who can use are few. In 94 years, can use this type of cell phone is a symbol of status. 远处一辆红旗轿车内,一个30多岁左右的中年男人焦急的掏出一部摩托罗拉gc87c手机,这是华夏上市的第一代数字gsm手机,能用得起的人非常少。在94年,能用这种手机的就是一种身份的象征。 Middle-aged that person has dialed the telephone: „Boss Zhao, I to Shao Nian Hall.” 中年那人拨通了电话:“赵总,我到少年宫了。” In the telephone that is called the Boss Zhao person asks: „Did Old Gao, see Yanyan?” 电话里那个被称为赵总的人问道:“老高啊,看见颜妍了吗？” Old Gao said: „I saw the young lady, was the young lady and a male student in the same place.” 老高说道:“我看见小姐了,可是小姐和一个男生在一起。” Boss Zhao asked: „Old Gao, you did not say that Yanyan usually does pay no attention to male Student in the school? Actually also it's nothing makes much ado about nothing, wasn't together was speaking several words?” 赵总问道:“老高,你不是说颜妍平时在学校都不理男同学吗？其实也没什么大惊小怪的,不就是在一起说了几句话吗？” Old Gao replied: „But, is Boss Zhao, this time is different, their relations are very probably close!” 老高答道:“可是,可是赵总,这次不一样,他们的关系好像还很亲密！” Boss Zhao said surprisedly: „Intimate? How intimate?” 赵总惊奇道:“亲密？怎么亲密了？” Old Gao said: „I see young lady-- young lady she grasps the hand of that boy to place-- places--” 老高说道:“我看见小姐——小姐她抓那个男孩的手放在——放在——” Boss Zhao urgently said: „What, you said quickly!” 赵总急道:“什么啊,你快说啊！” Old Gao has organized the half-day language, finally sets firm resolve saying: „Places on the breast!” 老高组织了半天语言,终于下定决心说道:“放在乳房上！” Boss Zhao has not understood what is heard, asks: „What did you say? Any breast! Said that your many spread spoke elegantly, you did not change--”, but Boss Zhao responded immediately, called out: „Old Gao, what did you say? Does Yanyan make that Brat touch her breast???” 赵总没听明白,问道:“你说什么呢？什么乳房！都说你多少遍了说话得文雅点,你就是不改——”但是马上赵总就反应过来,叫道:“老高,你说什么？颜妍让那小子摸她乳房？？？” Old Gao hurries saying: „Yes, I personally see.” 老高赶紧说道:“是的,我亲眼所见。” Telephone that Boss Zhao silent half of the day, finally said: „Ok, Old Gao, do not go to disturb them first, in behind. Then reports to me.” 电话那头赵总沉默了半天,终于说道:“算了,老高,你先别去打扰他们,在后面跟着。然后再向我汇报。”