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#292: Slip in speech slip in speech!

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The Su Ke head miraculous glow one presently, Yue Fei yue martial Mu story has listened, to print to carve in heart since childhood, without hesitate, blurted out slightly directly, but just a saying ended, in the heart felt that suddenly some are not wonderful. www. | 38 literatures 苏克脑袋灵光一现,岳飞岳武穆的故事从小就一直听着,早就印刻于心,没有丝毫迟疑,直接脱口而出,可是刚一说完,心里就突然感觉到有些不妙。www.|三八文学 Sees originally also in the fierce battle two evil spirit(alluring woman), all gawked, then jumps to leave the pen unexpectedly outside, becomes reconciled, looks that own look is appalling. 就看到本来还在激烈战斗着的两个妖精,全都愣了一下,然后竟然跳出圈外,握手言和,看着自己的眼神都让人毛骨悚然。 „What did you say a moment ago?” Luo Feiyan with Du Wan asking with one voice. “你刚才说什么？”洛飞烟跟杜婉异口同声的问道。 „death from excessive ejaculation!” Su Ke said that in the heart beat a drum, but has not responded, an innocent expression. “精尽人亡啊！”苏克说出来的时候,心里直打鼓,可还是没有反应过来,一幅无辜的表情。 „Du Wan!” Luo Feiyan shrugs the arm, turned head to look at Du Wan: „I thought that your danger, Little Cute boy has turned into the dreadful male now! The brain is the unclean thought!” “杜婉！”洛飞烟耸了耸肩膀,扭头看了一眼杜婉:“我觉得你危险了,小正太现在已经变成了猥琐男了！满脑子都是淫秽思想！” After Su Ke hear, is confused, how did oneself turn into the full brain unclean thought? Compared with you two evil spirit(alluring woman), is a I pure resembles white paper good? At the same time ponders over the words that the mouth is mumbling was just speaking: „death from excessive ejaculation death from excessive ejaculation Fuck!” 苏克听完之后,还是一头雾水,自己怎么就变成满脑子淫秽思想了？跟你们两个妖精比,我还是纯洁的像一张白纸好不好？一边琢磨着嘴里嘟囔着刚刚说的话:“精尽人亡精尽人亡我去！” Discovered that the truth Su Ke, almost sat on the ground, the awkwardness of whole face, cold sweat on forehead one braved, a whole body burning piece, really wants to look for a crack to worm one's way into, looks up Luo Feiyan also to have Du Wan, hurried to open the mouth to explain: „Not! Is totally dedicated to one's country! Slip in speech! Really is the slip in speech!” 发现真相的苏克,差点一屁股坐在地上,满脸的尴尬,脑门上的冷汗唰的一下冒了出来,全身上下火辣辣的一片,真想找个地缝钻进去,抬头看了看洛飞烟还有杜婉,赶紧开口解释:“不是不是！是精忠报国！口误！真的是口误！” Looks at helpless Su Ke, Luo Feiyan reorganization disorderly clothing while is comforting him: „All right! Don't be shy! Grew up, your Elder Sister Yan understood you!” 看着手足无措的苏克,洛飞烟一边整理凌乱的衣衫一边宽慰着他:“没事！别不好意思！长大了嘛,你烟姐理解你！” „Un un! I also understood!” Du Wan is echoing at the same time, seemingly pure and good-hearted, but cannot bear the happy expression, said that while covers the belly to laugh. “嗯嗯！我也理解！”杜婉在一边附和着,貌似纯良,不过还是忍不住笑意,一边说一边捂着肚子笑成一团。 Su Ke is to cry but have no tears to be in deep sorrow, thought oneself were jumps in the Yellow River unable to wash clean, the first illustrious name completely destroyed, whole face was at a loss awkwardly, can only try to shift the topic. 苏克是欲哭无泪痛不欲生,心想自己这下是跳进黄河洗不清了,一世英名尽毁,满脸的尴尬无所适从,只能试着把话题转移开。 Makes an effort to return to normal the heart hysterical/frenzy, deep takes a breath: „Elder Sister Du Wan, uncle when birthday? We must prepare!” 使劲平复着心头的狂乱,深深吸了口气:“杜婉姐,叔叔什么时候生日啊？我们是不是得准备准备！” „Does not use anxiously! Next month 2 nd, more than 20 days!” Du Wan is suppressing the happy expression, beckons with the hand. “不用急！下个月初二,还有二十多天呢！”杜婉强忍着笑意,摆了摆手。 „? For a long time!” Su Ke also pondered over this time Reward to be quick, although also has no specially urgent Wish now, but this thing in in hand, can turn into trump card momentarily, naturally more obtains early is better. “啊？还有这么长时间啊！”苏克本来还琢磨着这次的奖励会很快到手,虽然现在还没有什么特别迫切的愿望,不过这东西拿在手里,随时都能变成杀手锏,当然是越早得到越好。 After looking at the Su Ke hear, but also is a little moved, Du Wan leans forward body: „What's wrong? Are you impatient?” 看着苏克听完之后,还有点怅然若失,杜婉前倾着身子:“怎么了？你是不是已经迫不及待了？” „Uh!! For a long time has not seen uncle aunt, but also somewhat thought of!” Su Ke stares slightly, saying of speaking insincerely. “呃！是啊！好久没见叔叔阿姨了,还真有点想念！”苏克稍稍一愣,言不由衷的说道。 „! Looks at your performance, I consider now, do not bring back to the family/home you when the time comes, you again my matter screwing up, me cried when the time comes without enough time!” Du Wan put out a hand also to grasp the melon seed, is eating while is mumbling. “切！看你这表现,我现在得好好考虑一下了,别到时候把你带回家,你再把我的事给搞砸了,到时候我哭都来不及了！”杜婉伸手也抓了把瓜子,一边吃着一边嘟囔着。 „Don't! Elder Sister Du Wan, you must believe me a professionalism as actor! I go into action you to feel relieved!” Su Ke vowed solemnly. “别介啊！杜婉姐,你得相信我作为一个演员的专业素养！我出马你放心！”苏克信誓旦旦。 „Before I can also feel relieved, but you now once for a while comes death from excessive ejaculation, when the time comes will scare my parents!” “以前我还能放心点,可你现在时不时的就来个精尽人亡,到时候会把我爸妈吓坏的！” „Can't! The previous uncles told me, wants to hug the grandchild earlier! I must say, perhaps they happily also without enough time!” Su Ke does not have the means that cannot make this boiled duck fly! “不会不会！上次叔叔都跟我说了,想早点抱外孙呢！我要这么说,恐怕他们高兴还来不及呢！”苏克没办法,不能让这煮熟的鸭子飞了啊！ „Pū! c-cough!” Luo Feiyan just carried the cup, wants to drink water to moisten the throat, one hear of Su Ke this saying, water puffs out immediately, quite a while has not caught one's breath, is coughing while is pointing at Du Wan: „Wan'er you were fierce start the plan next generation quickly!” “噗！咳咳咳咳！”洛飞烟刚端起杯子,想要喝口水润润喉咙,一听苏克这话,顿时一口水喷了出去,半天没缓过气来,一边咳嗽着一边指着杜婉:“咳咳婉儿你们厉害啊这么快就开始计划下一代了！” A Du Wan face is depressed, truly last eating meal time, father displayed this idea, moreover discussed several with Su Ke slightly, oneself discovered and stopped at the right moment, could not reach an agreement, oneself this father will also say what more profound issue: „Elder Sister Yan, do not listen to Su Ke to talk nonsense!” 杜婉一脸郁闷,确实上次吃饭的时候,老爸表现出了这个想法,而且还跟苏克稍稍探讨了几句,要不是自己适时的发现并制止了,说不好,自己这老爸还会说什么更加深刻的问题:“烟姐,你别听苏克瞎说！” „Has talked nonsense, only then you knew!” Luo Feiyan said that while threw charming eyes toward Su Ke: „Little Brother Su, your charm is never so expected that big, saw successfully infiltrated the interior of Du Wan at the same time, was really fierce!” “瞎说没瞎说,只有你知道了！”洛飞烟一边说一边朝着苏克抛了个媚眼:“苏小弟,没想到你的魅力这么大,才见一面就成功打入了杜婉家的内部,果然厉害！” „Hehe!” Su Ke scratching the head, discovered that the topic really shifts from death from excessive ejaculation, in the heart also calculated to relax, speaks also naturally: „Is uncle aunts is very mainly good!” “嘿嘿！”苏克挠了挠头,发现话题果然从精尽人亡当中转移出去,心里也算松了口气,说起话来也自然了许多:“主要是叔叔阿姨都很好！” „Right Elder Sister Yan!” Su Ke suddenly thinks that must please a false, say: „Elder Sister Yan, I will estimate tomorrow evening could not come, in family/home something!” “对了烟姐！”苏克突然想起来自己还得请一个假,紧接着说道:“烟姐,明天晚上我估计也过不来了,家里有些事！” „?” Luo Feiyan shows neither approval nor disapproval, asking of having a relish: „In the family/home has the matter is you must go with Little Sister date?” “哦？”洛飞烟不置可否,饶有兴致的问道:“是家里有事还是你要去跟小妹妹约会啊？” „Uh!” Su Ke has not thought of Luo Feiyan vision like a torch, hits, must say own tomorrow evening asks Li Feifei arrived at home(excellent) to eat meal, but also really calculates on is date, how but regardless of cannot say to Boss! “呃！”苏克没有想到洛飞烟目光如炬,一语中的,要说自己明天晚上请李菲菲到家里吃饭,还真算的上是个约会,可无论如何也不能就这么跟老板说啊！ „It is not, is our teachers must come the family visit tomorrow!” Su Ke can only make up a excuse carelessly, but also let alone, this excuse is easy-to-use, Luo Feiyan one hear is the teacher family visit, nods assent without delay. “不是,是我们老师明天要来家访！”苏克只能胡乱编了个借口,不过还别说,这借口就是好使,洛飞烟一听是老师家访,二话不说就点头同意。 However then said: „Su Ke, you learn/study Task to be heavy now, moreover arrived at the essential time, truly should review the schoolwork to be right at home well, Elder Sister I do not catch up with you to walk, my here you can come momentarily, the wages I distribute as before!” Luo Feiyan sees some complexion changes of Su Ke, seemed not quite happy, is following close on the explanation. 不过接着说道:“苏克,你现在学习任务重了,而且也到了关键的时候,确实应该在家好好复习功课才对,姐姐我不是赶你走,我这儿你随时可以来,工资我照发！”洛飞烟看到苏克的脸色有些变化,似乎不太高兴,紧跟着解释。 „Little Brother Su, Elder Sister is feared after you regretted, will be what regret to you, the college entrance examination to you was really important!” “苏小弟,姐姐是怕你以后后悔,会给你留下什么遗憾,高考对于你们来说真是太重要了！” Du Wan is also the heart has the sensibility, at the same time is echoing nod: „Right that Little Brother Su, Elder Sister Yan said that you said you, or the academic record cannot come up well, the result being able to come up college entrance examination will be in unfavorable situation, the college entrance examination unfavorable situation cannot be admitted to the university, could not be admitted to the university unable to find to work, could not find to work does not have the woman to like, you must keep bach finally, really quite miserable!” 杜婉倒也是心有感悟,一边附和着点着头:“苏小弟,烟姐说的对,你说你要不好好学习成绩就上不去,成绩上不去高考就会失利,高考失利就考不上好大学,考不上好大学就找不到好工作,找不到好工作就没有女人喜欢,你最后就得打光棍,真的好惨的！” Su Ke hesitated slightly the moment, originally looks that Luo Feiyan also has the Du Wan expression is very serious, oneself are also reorganizing the language, who knows that hears this last, immediately face full of black lines: „Elder Sister Du Wan, I could not find the wife, looking for you isn't good?” 苏克稍稍沉吟了片刻,本来看着洛飞烟还有杜婉的表情都很严肃,自己也正在整理语言,谁知道听到这最后一句,顿时一头黑线:“杜婉姐,我找不到老婆,找你不行吗？” „I? When you graduate, my when people grow old become worthless, can you also be have a liking for me?” Du Wan shrugs the arm, as if the woman always likes saying oneself are old, but actually likes hearing others' rebuttal. “我？等你毕业的时候,我都人老珠黄了,你还能看得上我啊？”杜婉耸了耸肩膀,似乎女人总是喜欢说自己老,但是却又喜欢听到别人的反驳。 Really Su Ke fulfils expectations: „Wan'er, you in my eyes forever are 18 years old!” 果然苏克不负所望:“婉儿,你在我眼里永远是十八岁！” „18 -year-old your younger sister! I now 22 good?” Du Wan stared Su Ke complexion immediately became relaxes: „Although Elder Sister my inborn not old young face, but how is 18 years old, that inadequate Tianshan child grandmother?” “十八岁你妹啊！我现在都二十二了好不好？”杜婉顿时瞪了苏克一脸色变得缓和:“虽然姐姐我天生一副不老童颜,不过怎么会一直是十八岁,那不成了天山童姥了？”
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