UR :: Volume #3

#280: Mountaineering marching song

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Mt. Bijia, is divided into three mountain tops, one short two high , from afar is similar to lays aside the rack of writing brush, therefore however acquires fame, in the morning just when works as the mist is clear, that quite short mountain top often hidden in fog, did not have the trace, among the predecessor has the romantic person, is named as the double woman's protruding breasts. www. 笔架山,分为三个山头,一矮两高,远远看去如同放置毛笔的架子,因此而得名,只不过当清晨雾气昭昭之时,那一座比较矮的山头时常隐在雾中,没了踪影,前人当中自有浪漫之人,定名为双乳峰。www. Su Ke is thinks, since today's dance competition dies without a sickness, several people are all right by chance, was inferior that plays, oneself borrowed the car(riage) in any case, that went to the far point suburb district. 苏克本来是想既然今天的舞蹈比赛无疾而终,碰巧几个人都没啥事,不如出去玩玩,反正自己借来了车,那就去远一点的郊区县。 Who knows that makes such a misunderstanding that unexpectedly made one not know whether to laugh or cry, awkward. 谁知道竟然闹出来这么一个令人哭笑不得的误会,令人尴尬。 However this matter regarding by lascivious well-known Han Mei, simply too pediatrics, again however fades three to use up, finally smiles, merely after a while time, immediately becomes vivid. 不过这点事对于以好色闻名的韩梅而言,简直太小儿科了,再而衰三而竭,最后一笑而过,仅仅过了一会儿的功夫,马上又变得生龙活虎。 Since must walk into the mountain, then must have the big purchase surely, being away from home camp cooking is how rich affective tone, naturally, the field operation was exciting, but a Su Ke person led two females, was spirit is willing, the strength was also insufficient! 既然要进山,那么必定少不了大采购,出门在外野炊是多么富有情调的,当然了,野战更是刺激,不过苏克一人带二女,就是心有余,力也不足啊！ „Braised beef! The scallion cooks the spareribs! The shiitake mushroom stews chicken! Incense stick|Fragrant Xun cured meat!” Han Mei is electing in front, once for a while will hesitate a meeting, felt that oneself quite a while does not have the sound then to turn head behind, looks that what Su Ke and Zheng Mo „in the end(actually) does eat? You also express the opinion!” “红烧牛肉！葱烧排骨！香菇炖鸡！香薰腊肉！”韩梅在前面选着,时不时的还会犹豫一会,感觉到自己身后半天没有动静这才扭过头,看着苏克和郑沫“到底吃什么？你们也发表一下意见！” Su Ke shrugs the arm , indicating oneself do not matter, actually Zheng Mo somewhat new view: „Were these that you select too meat, can come to select the element?” 苏克耸了耸肩膀,表示自己无所谓,倒是郑沫有些新的看法:“你点的这些是不是太荤了,要不要来点素的？” Han Mei is not the obstinate person, heard Zheng Mo saying that nods to accept her suggestion directly: „What do you want to eat? Fresh soup shelled fresh shrimp? Do the tomato cook the sirloin? Snow bamboo shoots shredded meat? Sour radish old duck soup? How Su Ke do you feel? Never do not speak!” 韩梅也不是刚愎自用之人,听到郑沫这么说,直接点了点头采纳了她的建议:“你想吃什么？鲜汤虾仁？西红柿炖牛腩？雪笋肉丝？酸萝卜老鸭汤？苏克你觉得怎么样啊？别老不说话！” Su Ke shrugged, a face speechless looks at Han Mei: „I really am nothing opinion, we buy several bags of instant noodles, does not need such troublesome!” 苏克摊了摊手,一脸无语的看着韩梅:“我真是没啥意见,咱们就是买几袋泡面,没必要这么麻烦吧！” „! You understand anything! The person is the iron food is the steel, went out to play must eat to the full had the strength, said again, my was the tasteful cuisine!” Han Mei despises shot a look at Su Ke, draws Zheng Mo to continue in the supermarket to stroll. www. “切！你懂什么！人是铁饭是钢,出去玩就得吃饱了才有力气,再说了,我这是讲究饮食文化！”韩梅鄙夷的瞥了一眼苏克,拉着郑沫继续在超市里逛。www. alcohol furnace, thin fans and mutton piece, instant noodles, ham sausage, biscuit potato chips and drink mineral water, even gave back to Su Ke to buy one dozen of beer. 酒精炉、细粉丝、羊肉片、方便面、火腿香肠、饼干薯片、饮料矿泉水,甚至还给苏克买了一打啤酒。 Su Ke goes by car, consumed for one hour, this arrived in Mt. Bijia. 苏克一路驱车,耗费了一个多小时的时间,这才到了笔架山。 Mt. Bijia actually calculates on is a wild mountain, is unwatched, although the scenery is good, but has not developed the scenic spot, usually is also the native slides, when Su Ke drives the car(riage) walks into the mountain, has not seen including a person's shadow. 笔架山其实算的上是一座野山,无人管理,虽然风景不错,不过也没有开发成旅游风景区,平常也就是本地人去溜溜,所以等到苏克把车开进山,连一个人影都没看到。 „Has not thought that also has such a good place!” After Zheng Mo gets out, looks at the present mountain white clouds, the air becomes exceptionally fresh, being able not help closed the eye to spread out the both arms. “没想到还有这么一个好地方！”郑沫下车之后,看着眼前的青山白云,空气都变得异常清新,情不自禁的闭上了眼睛摊开双臂。 Han Mei also starts to enjoy, sometimes the long time resides in the person in city, is very difficult to realize that completely relaxed of nature, the noise of metropolis all vanishes in this moment does not see, has the workman, has the insect cry, has the cool breeze has stroked rustling sound, even can hear the brook sound of not far away. 就连韩梅也开始享受起来,有的时候久居于城市的人,是很难体会大自然的心旷神怡,都市的喧嚣在这一刻全都消失不见,有鸟叫,有虫鸣,有清风拂过的沙沙声,甚至可以听到不远处的溪流声。 „Does that side have the creek?” Zheng Mo points at the direction that the sound is conveying, asked. “那边有小河？”郑沫指着声音传来的方向,问道。 „Possibly yes! Actually I have not come!” Su Ke embarrassed saying, do not look at the Su Ke locally born Weihai person, is long is so big, although actually listens to the person to raise, simply has come to here, but in the middle of the impression seems here to have a brook to be right. “可能是吧！其实我也没来过！”苏克不好意思的说道,别看苏克土生土长的维海人,可是长这么大,虽然竟然听人提起,根本就来过这儿,不过印象当中好像这里应该有一条溪流才对。 „Makes a mistake! You have not come, do you dare to lead on we two as pretty as a flower great beauties this to come? If bumped into the bandit to rob to work as the bandit chief's wife us, you could shoulder this responsibility?” The Han Mei thought is really profound, just saw that mountain this is thinking bumped into the mountain thief! “有没有搞错！你都没来过,你就敢带着我们两个如花似玉的大美人上这来？要是碰上土匪把我们抢走当了压寨夫人,你负得起这个责任吗？”韩梅果然思想深邃,刚见到大山这就想着碰上山贼了！ „Uh! this also really sorry! However to be honest, Little Mo is quite dangerous, you should not need to be afraid!” Su Ke was saying struck an attitude to size up Han Mei. “呃！这个还真是对不起了！不过说实话,小沫比较危险,你应该不用害怕！”苏克说着就作势打量了一遍韩梅。 Actually the person and person contact duration grew, related to be familiar, in the disparity about age will be getting more and more pale, do not look that Su Ke the reality is High School's Third Year lives now, no matter Han Mei or were Zheng Mo, as if has neglected on his face shy vaguely, mentioned the words to relax very much at will. 其实人与人接触时间长了,关系熟悉了,关于年龄上的差距就会越来越淡,别看苏克现在实际算起来就是个高三生,可是不管是韩梅抑或是郑沫,似乎早就忽略了他脸上依稀的青涩,说起话都很是放松随意。 „One side rolls! Your this meant that I amn't beautiful?” Han Mei both hands pinch the waist, suddenly puts out a hand to point at Su Ke, shouts one: „Your boy remembered! I am doomed to become your sister-in-law's woman, does not get the following to defy superiors!” “滚一边去！你这意思是说我不美吗？”韩梅双手掐腰,突然伸手指着苏克,大喊一声:“你小子记住了！我可是注定要成为你嫂子的女人,不得以下犯上！” „Pū!” Su Ke just opened one bottle of mineral water, has not drunk almost to spurt on the face of Han Mei, the corners of the mouth start to twitch: „Uh! I said Han Mei, the day also not black, do we first awake to be good?” “噗！”苏克刚刚打开一瓶矿泉水,还没有喝下去差点全都喷在韩梅的脸上,嘴角都开始抽搐:“呃！我说韩梅,天还没黑,咱们先醒醒好不好？” Looks that Han Mei will soon erupt, Zheng Mo at the right moment appearance: „Ok, we first climbed a mountain, how then went to small riverbank to prepare food?” 看着韩梅即将爆发,郑沫适时的出现:“好了,我们先去爬山,然后去小河边做饭怎么样？” Mt. Bijia three mountains peak, is not too high, the highest mountain peak seems like is also 500-600 meters appearance, but mountain, although is not high, because actually no one develops, enabling here not to have the mountaineering alley, but a little advantage, that is although does not have the road, is the gradient very slow, is slightly steep besides some places, completely walks. 笔架山三座山峰,都不是太高,最高的山峰看起来也就是500-600米的样子,只不过山虽然不高,却因为没人开发,使得这里并没有登山的小路,不过有一点好处,那就是虽然没有路,可是坡度很缓,除了有的地方稍稍陡峭外,完全可是走上去。 The green grass is luxuriant, can smell that natural green grass fragrance anytime and anywhere, around three people arrange one row, Han Mei work as the vanguard before, Zheng Mo comes between coordinate, Su Ke is naturally located in finally, is observing front two people carefully. 青草萋萋,随时随地可以闻到那种自然的青草香,三个人排成一列,韩梅在前当先锋,郑沫居中前后策应,苏克自然位于最后,小心的观察着前面两人。 Because here is not unmanned patronage, when arrives at the foot, at present presents an indistinct mountaineering trail, otherwise Su Ke will not feel relieved that let Han Mei in the first opening. 由于这里并非是无人光顾,所以走到山脚时,眼前还是出现了一条隐约的登山小径,要不然苏克也不会放心让韩梅在第一位开路了。 „Hey! horny mei! You should lose weight, what did you have a look at your buttocks to become fat?” Zheng Mo looks two pork petals that at present about rocks, take a wooden club that in hand is constructing anywhere, held gently, is really flexible. “喂！好色梅！你该减肥了,你看看你的屁股都胖成什么样了？”郑沫看着眼前左右晃动的两个大肉瓣,拿着手里随地建的一根木棍,轻轻的捅了捅,果然弹性十足。 „Bah! What do you understand? You know that who Mo Yan is not?” Han Mei held boldly thrusts forward slightly forward, but pours has not turned head, directly shouting. “呸！你懂什么？你知道莫言是谁不？”韩梅被捅的稍稍向前挺身,不过倒也没有回头,直接喊着。 „You, when I am silly! Whose doesn't Mo Yan is I know? Isn't the uncle who that is a little balding? Others just won the Nobel Literature Prize!” The matter avenue that Mo Yan wins shouts thoroughly, feared that is three -year-old child has listened to this name. “你当我傻啊！莫言是谁我都不知道啊？不就是那个有点谢顶的大叔吗？人家可是刚刚获得了诺贝尔文学奖！”莫言获奖的事满大街都嚷嚷透了,怕是三岁的小孩子都听过这个名字。 „You know well, this uncle also wrote this book to me specially!” “你知道就好,这大叔还专门给我写了本书！” „What? Su Ke, you looked quickly, horny mei started to have a dream!” Zheng Mo turned turning head slightly, then sees Su Ke is also a forced smile of face. “什么？苏克,你快看,好色梅又开始做梦了！”郑沫微微扭了扭头,回头看到苏克也是一脸的苦笑。 „Hey! Have not believed! «Big Breasts and Wide Hips» has heard? That writes to me!” Han Mei has arrived at somewhat steep gradient now, the two hands two feet has all applied a slightly, bending the body is appearing the double buttocks to be plump. “嘿！你还别不信！《丰乳肥臀》听说过没？那就是给我写的！”韩梅现在已经到了一个稍稍有些陡的坡度,两手两脚全都派上了用场,弯着身子更显得双臀肥硕。 „Right! But your buttocks the enrichment of soil increases! If Uncle Mo Yan sees you, must regret to write such a itself!” Zheng Mo also stooped at this time, when the speech voice somewhat gasps for breath slightly. “对！你这臀部可是加肥加大的！莫言大叔要是看见你,恐怕得后悔写过这么一本！”郑沫这时候也弯下了身子,说话时的声音微微有些喘气。 „Go away! You are jealous are jealous, spoke irresponsibly to believe my my ass to collapse again you two!” Han Mei crossed this steep slope finally, turns head to say toward Zheng Mo. “滚！你妒忌就是妒忌,再乱说信不信我一个屁把你们两个全都崩下去！”韩梅终于越过了这个陡坡,扭头朝着郑沫说道。 „Do you put one to try? I want but actually!” Zheng Mo just raised the head, felt that own under foot slides, the stepped stone falls off suddenly, the body cannot help but sinks to below. “你放一个试试？我倒要！”郑沫刚一抬头,就感觉自己的脚下一滑,踩住的石块突然脱落,身体不由得向下一沉。
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