UR :: Volume #3

#256: Your mother came!

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Su Ke saw turning head that the Li Yuhua mother air/Qi walks, bang closing of ruthlessly, but Li Yuhua when saw that own old lady has a fit of temper, has been struggling from the sofa, puts out a hand to raise the pants, the reveal takes back outside half buttocks total finally. www. 苏克眼看着李玉华的妈妈气的扭头就走,嘭的一声狠狠的关上了门,而李玉华在看到自己的老娘发脾气的时候,就已经挣扎着从沙发上下来,伸手将裤子提好,露在外面的半片屁股终于全数收回。www. Li Yuhua, or Su Ke, knows oneself were misunderstood, although said that just scene somewhat was truly irritable, Su Ke stood in behind slowly raised the pants, what just like just completed some type to relate human to multiply, piston motion that the race continued. 不论是李玉华,抑或还是苏克,都知道自己被误会了,虽然说刚刚的场景确实有些火爆,苏克站在后面缓缓的去提裤子,活脱脱的是刚刚做完某种关系着人类繁衍,种族延续的活塞运动。 But when Li Yuhua just turned head the expression, both eyes including the spring, the pupil light are blurred, double cheek flying rosy cloud, moreover as if also some gasp for breath pants, are makes one affirm that own guess, is completely the performance, when she from sofa, two knees also bring the silt to be blue, therefore mother Li truly misunderstands is reasonable. 而李玉华刚刚扭头时的表情,双目含春,眸光迷离,双颊飞霞,而且似乎还有些气喘吁吁,更是让人肯定自己的猜测,完全是事后的表现,而且当她从沙发上下来的时候,两个膝盖还带着淤青,所以李妈妈误会得确实有道理。 Su Ke scratching the head, a face is depressed: „My anything has not done!” The mouth is mumbling, was explaining to the air, slamming a door that but mother Li has been mad, does not know that said listens to whom. 苏克挠了挠头,一脸郁闷:“我什么也没干！”嘴里嘟囔着,对着空气解释,不过李妈妈早就气的摔门而出,也不知道说给谁听。 Li Yuhua wants to cry but have no tears, does not know that so to be how skillful, although oneself move, but mother will come frequently, sometimes makes the food to oneself, what are more is feared oneself forget to do grocery shopping, delivered goods to the doorstep specially, increases the food reserve of kitchen, how the cocoa to turn into this! 李玉华更是欲哭无泪,也不知道怎么就这么巧,虽然自己搬出来住,可是妈妈会经常过来,有的时候给自己做顿饭,更多的是怕自己忘记买菜,专程送货上门,增加厨房的食材储备,可可怎么就变成这样了！ Hears Su Ke weak mumbling, wants to pursue, is the gauze on buttocks, the knee place was swollen and painful, making her just walk two steps to stop, subconscious said one: „You, if really did were good, then I was jump in the Yellow River unable to wash clean!” 听到苏克无力的嘟囔,想要追出去,可是屁股上的纱布,还有膝盖处肿痛,使得她刚走两步就停了下来,下意识的就说了一句:“你要是真干了就好了,这下我是跳进黄河也洗不清了！” „Really did doing well!” Su Ke hear heart one tight, isn't this will be complaining about itself? Could it be(don't tell me) regarding oneself just worse than a beast tsukkomi? “真干了就好了干！”苏克听完心头一紧,不会这是在埋怨自己吧？难道是对于自己刚刚禽兽不如的吐槽？ In this during, in the Su Ke brain jumps that about the beast and worse than a beast story, as if now have become that story lead, ‚under maintaining one's composure willow tree will the benefit, have a mind to be incapable of not lifting male’ Fuck! not real? 就在这当口儿,苏克脑子里又蹦出来那个关于禽兽与禽兽不如的故事,似乎现在自己已经成为了那故事主角,‘坐怀不乱柳下惠,有心无力不举男’我去！不会是真的吧？ flushed with excitement (or anger), awkward careful is observing the Li Yuhua expression, what made him rejoice, from the face of Li Yuhua had not seen that anything about to despising that oneself expected too much, what were more was suddenly azure suddenly the white complexion. www. 面红耳赤,尴尬的小心观察着李玉华的表情,不过令他庆幸的是,并没有从李玉华的脸上看出什么关于对自己恨铁不成钢的鄙夷,更多的是忽青忽白的脸色。www. „What to do?” Su Ke weak asked that is very disturbed, was really worried that Li Yuhua will say the sentence: That is really dry/does! After all oneself have not been ready. “怎么办？”苏克弱弱的问了一句,十分忐忑,真担心李玉华会说句:那就真干吧！毕竟自己还没有做好准备。 The Li Yuhua complexion is still changing back, actually for these years always, the parents regarding oneself sentimental life already urgently to the condition that approximate in to become got sick, after all a 28-year-old woman, without the marriage also calculates to understand, but does not have including boyfriends, truly makes people speechless. 李玉华脸色还在变来变去,其实这几年一直以来,父母对于自己的感情生活都已经迫切到了近似于成病的状态,毕竟一个28岁的女人,没结婚还算可以理解,可是连一个男朋友都没有,确实让人无语。 mother Li were inquiring more than once in secret are one nature is desolate, even also dim had asked about oneself regarding homosexuality view, made that Li Yuhua air/Qi and anger. 就连李妈妈都不止一次在私底下询问自己是不是性冷淡,甚至还朦胧的问过关于自己对于同性恋的看法,弄得李玉华又气又怒。 Therefore Li Yuhua will say such words a moment ago, if were really bumped into such matter by mother, although she possibly somewhat could not accept at that time, perhaps one will have hidden to relax at the same time, even exists in the possibility that in the bedding smiles. 所以刚才李玉华会说出这样的话,要是真被老妈撞见了这样的事,虽然她当时可能有些接受不了,恐怕过一会就会躲到一边松口气,甚至在被窝里偷着乐的可能性都存在。 Why this was also just Li Yuhua, although was awkward, the hands and feet was incapable, but saw that mother turned around to walk, cannot pursue the reason of explanation, because this matter said also no at the worst. 这也是为什么刚刚李玉华虽然尴尬,手脚无力,不过看到老妈转身就走,并没有非要追上去解释的原因,因为这事说起来也没有什么大不了的。 The loving couple, the way things should be, not to mention are continuously single, in the Li Yuhua head flashes through a thought suddenly, immediately eye one bright. 男欢女爱,人之常情,更何况自己还是一直单身,突然间李玉华脑袋里闪过一个念头,顿时眼睛一亮。 „Or you help Elder Sister busily!” Li Yuhua turned the head looks at Su Ke, pushes the boat along, thwarting plan gradually forms. “要不你帮姐姐个忙吧！”李玉华扭过了头看着苏克,一个顺水推舟,将计就计的方案逐渐成形。 „Un? Good!” Su Ke had not asked that in the end(actually) is anything, complied neat, oneself took off/escaped the work of pants to help after all continually, but also there is any matter not to dare to help, how to say oneself were also Top Ten Members of The Communist Youth League, must do right by this honor. “嗯？好！”苏克也没问到底是什么,答应的干净利落,毕竟自己连脱裤子的活儿都帮过了,还有什么事不敢帮的,怎么说自己也是十佳共青团员,要对得起这个荣誉。 „This matter I to my mother will explain that but if desired, might looks for you help me to make to show!” Li Yuhua said this saying time, under returned sized up Su Ke. “这件事我会向我妈解释的,不过如果需要的话,可能会找你帮我做一下证明！”李玉华说这话的时候,还上下打量了一遍苏克。 Attended this commendation rally for today, Su Ke chooses one to appear the official clothes specially slightly, white shirt, black pants, black leather shoes, good! This clothes are previous time is a guest performer dressing up of boyfriend to Du Wan, originally after took off/escaped in Her Humble Fragrance, but went through many places to fall in oneself hand finally. 为了今天参加这个表彰大会,苏克特意选择了一身稍微显得正式的衣服,白衬衫,黑西裤,黑皮鞋,好吧！这套衣服是上次给杜婉客串男朋友的装扮,本来穿过后脱在了芳菲伊人,只不过最后又辗转落到了自己手上。 Su Ke looks that Li Yuhua sized up to oneself, but also as if nod of slightly, is confused, cannot feel the mind completely, but then said: „Good, I can show momentarily when the time comes I the aunt will tell I am helping you dress the wound!” 苏克看着李玉华冲着自己打量了一下,还似乎微微的点了点头,一头雾水,完全摸不着头脑,不过还是接着说道:“好,我随时可以来证明,到时候我会跟阿姨说我只是在帮你包扎伤口的！” Li Yuhua discovered that Su Ke wears this clothes, although on the face somewhat is shy, but must others tell that he has participated to work no one not to believe that after all 25-26 childish faces, is very common! 李玉华发现苏克穿着这套衣服,虽然脸上还有些青涩,不过要跟别人说他已经参加工作了也未尝没人相信,毕竟25-26的娃娃脸,也很常见嘛！ Heard Su Ke saying that Li Yuhua hurried to shake the head: „Does not prove this!” 听到苏克这么说,李玉华赶紧摇了摇头:“不是证明这个！” „Un? What is that? Sister Yuhua you said that I will complete Task with every effort!” Su Ke has a strong sense of righteousness, for the ferventness that the friend braves grave dangers and makes great sacrifices, actually because of this interlude, making the awkward atmosphere that just cleaned up the wound reduce much. “嗯？那是什么？玉华姐你就说吧,我会尽力完成任务的！”苏克大义凛然,一幅为朋友两肋插刀的慷慨激昂,倒是因为这个插曲,使得刚刚清理伤口的尴尬气氛减轻了不少。 „What you need to prove is sees us to do this matter like my mother!” Although Li Yuhua in the heart has decided the idea, is in saying, is some too embarrassed to speak, after all oneself present Su Ke, was one on just High School's Third Year student, but oneself were actually a 28-year-old Deputy Secretary Youth League Committee. “你需要证明的是就是像我妈看到的那样我们就是在干这种事！”李玉华虽然心里已经有了定计,可是在说出来的时候,还是有些难以启齿,毕竟自己眼前的这个苏克,还是一个刚上高三的学生,而自己却是一个28岁的团市委副书记了。 „?” After Su Ke hear, quite a while has not responded, blinking of shining, mouth doubts repeated: „Like that matter that the aunt does see? What matter?” “啊？”苏克听完之后,半天没有反应过来,忽闪忽闪的眨着眼睛,嘴里疑惑的重复了一遍:“像阿姨看到的那种事？什么事？” What Li Yuhua hear is face full of black lines, never expected that Su Ke in the heart like white paper one, among that matter simply regarding men and women would have no perception of understanding everything right off, but oneself do not know how should explain, awkward gawked a meeting, this braces oneself saying: „Is that your physical hygiene class goes to school, matter that the man and woman can do after marriage!” 李玉华听的是一头黑线,没想到苏克的心里如同白纸一张,对于男女之间的那点事根本就没有一点即透的悟性,可是自己也不知道该如何解释,尴尬的愣了一会,这才硬着头皮说道:“就是你生理卫生课上学的那个,男人和女人婚后才能做的事！” Felt oneself said is really extremely in the fuzziness, but jokes aside, this matter, if explained thoroughly, perhaps oneself must look for a crack to worm one's way into, really lost face. 感觉自己说的实在是太过于模糊,但是说真的,这件事要是解释透彻,恐怕自己得找个地缝钻进去,实在是太丢脸了。 „Oh! does go to bed(have sex) make love?” Su Ke is suddenly enlighted, probably after making a difficult problem, relaxes unexpectedly. “哦！上床做爱啊？”苏克恍然大悟,像是做出了一道难题后,竟然松了口气。 „Un!” The Li Yuhua scalp somewhat tingles with numbness, the Su Ke speech is never so expected that straightforward, you will contain a point dead! Complexion extremely unnatural nod of: „You help my busy, if they asked, you acted as my boyfriend!” “嗯！”李玉华头皮有些发麻,没想到苏克说话这么直白,你含蓄一点会死啊！脸色极为不自然的点了点头:“你帮帮我的忙,若是他们问起来,你就充当我的男朋友！” „Good, got it!” Su Ke should say, acts as the boyfriend, this work have to do, Du Wan his parents are also full of praise to oneself to the present! “好的,明白了！”苏克应道,给人充当男朋友,这活儿自己也不是没干过,杜婉他爸妈到现在还对自己赞不绝口呢！ Su Ke just said, hears the door thump thump thump to be sounded, arrives at the cat eye of door to look, immediately has a scare, turns head to Li Yuhua, lowered the sound: „Sister Yuhua , your mother came!” 苏克刚刚说完,就听到房门咚咚咚的被敲响,走到房门的猫眼一看,顿时又是吓了一跳,扭头冲着李玉华,压低了声音:“玉华姐,你妈又来了！”
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