UR :: Volume #3

#220: horny mei is lascivious

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„Uh!” Su Ke hears telephone that to broadcast the Zheng Mo sound unexpectedly, is thrown into confusion, from looked at a telephone conversation of cell phone to show newly, was really Zheng Mo right, oneself had not said fortunately a moment ago what excessive words, must lose otherwise disgraced in a big way. www. “呃！”苏克听到电话那头竟然传来郑沫的声音,一阵手忙脚乱,从新看了一下手机的通话显示,果然是郑沫没错,还好自己刚才没有说什么过分的话,要不然丢人就要丢大了。www. „No! It‘s nothing! This!” The Su Ke brain starts to rotate rapidly, how in the end(actually) must be able this topic circle in the past, to speak somewhat makes excuses: „Right, is this, my schoolmate just called me, my Monthly Test is not tests good! He must compel me to ask him to have the feast, if did not invite, must use the violent means!” “没！没什么！这个这个！”苏克大脑开始飞速转动起来,到底要怎么样才能把这个话题圆过去,说起话来有些支支吾吾:“对,是这样,我同学刚给我打电话,我这次月考不是考的不错嘛！他非要逼着我请他吃顿大餐,要是不请的话,就要使用暴力手段！” „Therefore, therefore I said a moment ago I have completed safety measures, did not fear that he threatens!” “所以,所以我刚才才说我已经做好安全措施,不怕他威胁！” After saying, Su Ke hurried to relax, patted the chest. 说完之后,苏克赶紧松了口气,拍了拍胸口。 „! Yes? Did you ask me to have the feast!” Zheng Mo one hear, came the interest, sound all of a sudden big, but has not waited for Su Ke to reply, hears telephone that first to kid around. “呀！是嘛？那你请不请我吃大餐啊！”郑沫一听,也是来了兴趣,声音一下子就大了起来,可是还没等苏克回答,就听见电话那头一阵嬉闹。 „Is Su Ke? Gives me the telephone!” A girl's sound sound, sounding somewhat was familiar, was thin crash-bang, some probably people are competing for control common of cell phone. “是不是苏克？把电话给我！”一个女孩子的声音响了起来,听起来还有些熟悉,一阵稀里哗啦,像是有人在争夺着手机的控制权一般。 „horny mei! You give back to me quickly!” Zheng Mo is conducting intense struggling, the earth quaked and the mountains shook, listening to sound action to be least also has participation of two. “好色梅！你快还给我！”郑沫在进行激烈的挣扎,一阵地动山摇,听动静这次行动最少还有其他两人的参加。 „Su Ke, I am Han Mei!” “苏克,我是韩梅！” Is hearing the sound, does not need to ask, Su Ke also knows which side finally was gains the victory, Zheng Mo also had the sound that other girls were laughing and playing at the same time unceasingly is making a sound. 听着声音,不用问,苏克也知道最后是哪一方取得了胜利,郑沫还有其他女孩子嬉笑的声音在一边不断的响着。 „Su Ke, how doesn't your boy for a long time come to see Zheng Mo?” Also without and other Su Ke spoke, a Han Mei criticize violently stance, right in the face is one teaches, makes face full of black lines Su Ke. “苏克,你小子怎么这么长时间都不来看郑沫？”还没等苏克说话,韩梅一副兴师问罪的架势,劈头盖脸的就是一顿训,把苏克弄得满头黑线。 „I!” Su Ke just about to opens the mouth, immediately was broken by Han Mei. www. “我！”苏克刚要开口,顿时就被韩梅打断。www. „Your what you? I told you, pursued the Zheng Mo person to be many went, male female's some were! Can arrange from Teacher's Institution to People's Square goes, if you do not come, let me tell you, your Elder Sister I may start!” Han Mei does not owe the city of horny mei, really the men and women pass kill. “你什么你？我告诉你,追郑沫的人多了去了,男的女的有的是！从师院都能排到人民广场去,你要是再不来,我跟你说,你姐姐我可就下手了！”韩梅不亏有好色梅之城,果然男女通杀。 „Han!” Just opened mouth, immediately was submerged by violent storm, the Su Ke mouth stretch/open eldest child, in the ear is the Han Mei sound. “韩！”刚一张嘴,顿时又被一阵狂风暴雨淹没,苏克嘴张的老大,耳朵里全都是韩梅的声音。 „Han what Han? I also told you, words that you did not come, I went into action and ensure broke the body of Zheng Mo, without that matter membrane, you were waiting played the elder sister second-hand!” Han Meimei hehe is sneering, but the roar of that side Zheng Mo violent anger passed on: „horny mei, you die to decide!” “韩什么韩？我还就告诉你了,你再不来的话,我一出马,保证破了郑沫的身子,没了那层膜,你就等着玩姐的二手吧！”韩梅梅嘿嘿冷笑着,而那边郑沫暴怒的吼声传了过来:“好色梅,你死定啦！” But the threat of Zheng Mo is pale and weak, oneself were still being pressed by the roommate on the bed, cannot affect the Han Mei next talk content. 只不过郑沫的威胁苍白无力,自己还在床上被舍友压着,丝毫不能影响韩梅的下一步谈话内容。 „Do you hear? Your Han Elder Sister my wants anything to have anything! Banana! Cucumber! Carrot! Tomato!” “你听见没有？你韩姐姐我这要什么有什么！香蕉！黄瓜！胡萝卜！西红柿！” „? Tomato?” Su Ke had been taught numbly, first two big, can only listen in reverent attention, in the ear hears the tomato suddenly, subconscious repeated. “啊？西红柿？”苏克已经被训麻木了,一个头两个大,只能洗耳恭听,突然间耳朵里听到西红柿,下意识的就重复了一遍。 The bananas, cucumbers and carrot these things are quite easy to understand, which type this is F**k this tomato in the end(actually) must make? 香蕉、黄瓜、胡萝卜这些东西都比较容易理解,这是尼玛这西红柿到底要闹哪样啊？ „Uh!” Han Mei also realized own slip in speech, but how to acknowledge by her fierce female true colors might, immediately the cool heart does not jump, have a strong sense of righteousness saying: „Tomato? The tomato I supplement the physical strength to Elder Sister! No line?” “呃！”韩梅也意识到了自己的口误,不过以她的猛女本色怎么可能会承认,顿时面不改色心不跳,大义凛然的说道:“西红柿怎么了？西红柿是给姐姐我补充体力的！不行吗？” „Fuck!” Su Ke in the heart sighed one secretly, the whole face forced smile, face full of black lines, can only unceasingly the nod name be, thought that while this opportunity, hurried to jump over the topic. “我去！”苏克心里暗叹一声,满脸苦笑,一头黑线,只能不断的点头称是,心想趁着这个机会,赶紧把话题跳过去。 „Ok! Supplemented that the physical strength is certainly good! The tomato may eat uncooked, may cook, may press out the juice, may make the sauce, may raise promotes saliva or body fluids Yin, may be good for the spleen to raise the stomach, may treat disorders of the liver the refrigeration, but the postpone senility, may prevent the breast disease!” “行！补充体力当然行！西红柿可生吃,可炒菜,可榨汁,可做酱,可养阴生津,可健脾养胃,可平肝清热,可延缓衰老,可预防乳腺疾病！” Couple of days ago Su Ke saw a magazine in Her Humble Fragrance that above lecture was the wondrous use of tomato, at this time happen to applied. 前两天苏克在芳菲伊人那看到一本杂志,上面讲的就是西红柿的妙用,这时候正好派上用场。 „Un!” “嗯！” Su Ke is speaking in the enthusiasm, suddenly heard a telephone that first chill in the air to pass on, in the brain presented in the middle of Princess Pearl drama instantaneously, the image of wet nurse appearance/allow, seems to be shooting a look at itself in the squint at this moment, cannot help but hit to tremble. 苏克正说到兴头上,突然听到电话那头一阵寒意传了过来,脑子里瞬间出现了还珠格格大戏当中,容嬷嬷的形象,似乎此刻正在斜眼瞥着自己,不由得打了个寒颤。 „Breast disease? Is your meaning hoping me the mastopathy? You looked my chest is big, envies me?” Han wind sound/rumor recording tape murderous aura, if Su Ke at the scene, it is estimated that will turn into beach muddy flesh in an instant. “乳腺疾病？你的意思是盼着我得乳腺病了？你是不是看我胸大,嫉妒我？”韩风声音带着杀气,要是苏克在现场的话,估计转眼间就会变成一滩肉泥。 „It is not, is not!” Su Ke where dares to acknowledge, at the same time said that in the brain also really braves the Han Mei image, the chest is truly big, wants on big size compared with Zheng Mo, no wonder this girl so sensitive. “不是,不是！”苏克哪里敢承认,一边说,脑子里还就真冒出来韩梅的形象来,确实胸部偏大,比起郑沫来要大上一个size,怪不得这丫头如此的敏感。 „Snort! You envy many also uselessly, rub to Zheng Mo, the hydrothorax foot, later can also divide you to select to taste, I mean Zheng Mo!” “哼！你嫉妒也白搭,有空多给郑沫揉揉,胸水足,以后还能分你点尝尝,我是说郑沫！” Su Ke really wanted to cry but have no tears, why oneself bump into one by one is so aggressive evil spirit(alluring woman), oneself this pure small white rabbit is doomed unable the humiliated goods! 苏克真是欲哭无泪了,为什么自己碰上都一个个都是如此生猛的妖精,自己这纯洁的小白兔注定是无法是被凌辱的货啊！ „Eldest sister, we chat the matter of tomato! The after issue of breast milk, said that Ok?” Su Ke awkward in the extreme. “大姐,咱们还是聊聊西红柿的事吧！奶水的问题以后再说行不行？”苏克尴尬的无以复加。 „Ok, the proper matter said that we chat other!” Han Mei said, the limiting stage topic that Su Ke immediately the killing impulsions, a moment ago said spring qing that ripple, in the eye of Han Mei is the truly proper matter, it seems like after oneself, spoke to her, can only say some not properly. “行了,正经的事说完了,咱们聊聊别的！”韩梅说完,苏克顿时有一头撞死的冲动,原来刚才把人说的春qing荡漾的限制级话题,在韩梅的眼里才是真正正经的事,看来自己以后跟她说话,只能说些不正经的了。 „Do you want to ask us to eat meal?” Could it be(don't tell me) Han Mei said the normal words, Su Ke hurried to accept. “你是不是要请我们吃饭？”难道韩梅说出正常的话,苏克赶紧应承着。 „Right, right!” “对,对！” „Do you want to ask us to sing?” “你要请我们去唱歌？” „Right, right!” “对,对！” „Do you want to ask us to soak the hot spring?” “你要请我们去泡温泉？” „Right, right!” “对,对！” „To your head, thought beauty! Ok, small, washing cleanly Monk Tang brings to come up to me!” The Han Mei big hand wields, has the female evil spirit(alluring woman) style of being like a robber very much. “对你个头,想的美！行了,小的们,把洗干净了的唐僧给我带上来！”韩梅大手一挥,很有占山为王的女妖精风范。 „King, this Monk Tang soft and fair skin, Big Breasts and Wide Hips, can first make small tastes foods newly in season!” Does not know that was who emits one, the sound has the seduction, sounded also the non- good kind. “大王,这唐僧细皮嫩肉,丰乳肥臀,能不能先让小的们尝尝鲜啊！”不知道是谁冒出了一句,声音带着诱惑,听起来也非善类。 Is one laughs, just like the bad people running wild, Su Ke takes the cell phone, can imagine shivers all over to the flowering branch that a room female student smiles, the breast wave buttocks wave, various types are enchanting. 紧接着就是一阵哄笑,宛如群魔乱舞,苏克拿着手机,都能想象的到一屋子女生笑的花枝乱颤,乳波臀浪,各式妖娆。 „Hey! Su Ke!” Finally, telephone that sound that resounded Zheng Mo, pitiful Zheng Mo got out of misery with great difficulty, the sound sounds also some gasp for breath pants. “喂！苏克！”终于,电话那头响起了郑沫的声音,可怜的郑沫好不容易脱离了苦海,声音听起来还有些气喘吁吁。 „Tang elder, you from me!” Su Ke knows that Zheng Mo took the telephone, studied in Journey to the West the intonation of daughter country king to meet one. “唐长老,你就从了我吧！”苏克知道郑沫接过了电话,学着西游记里女儿国国王的声调接了一句。 „Su Ke, you must die!” Zheng Mo one hear, is angry immediately, is charmingly angry is scolding. “苏克,你要死啊！”郑沫一听,顿时大怒,娇嗔着骂道。 „Hehe, good, I am Su Ke!” Hears the Su Ke sound to be normal, Zheng Mo this time no longer haggles over, she makes this phone call also really to have the matter: „Did you watch the television a moment ago?” “嘿嘿,好了好了,我是苏克！”听到苏克的声音正常起来,郑沫这次不再计较,她打这个电话也确实是有事:“你刚才看电视了吗？” „No, today is too busy, how?” “没有,今天太忙了,怎么了？” „Brocade Chinese zither youth KTV was sealed up, takes away many people from inside!” Zheng Mo hateful had passed regarding brocade Chinese zither youth name simply, previous with Su Ke one group of people, have almost an accident there, speaking of here, unconscious performance rejoice in other people's misfortunes appearance. “锦瑟华年ktv被查封了,从里面带走不少人！”郑沫对于锦瑟华年这个名字简直已讨厌透了,上次自己跟苏克一群人,差点就在那里出事,说到这儿,不自觉的表现出了幸灾乐祸的样子。
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