„Here nobody.” Guo Huai the girl who waits for that to lower the head did not answer with a smile that sat by her directly. “这里没人吧。”郭坏笑着也不等那低头的女孩回话,直接坐在了她旁边。 „Guo Huai, you change a position, that position some people.” Lin Shuang the girl of lowering the head, was saying to Guo Huai in a soft voice. “郭坏,你还是换个位置吧,那个位置有人了。”林霜了眼低头的女孩,对着郭坏轻声说道。 „Nobody, the table is new, inside does not have the book, Teacher Lin, did not need to trouble, this.” Guo Huai said with a smile that mind reading fell on girl's body directly. “没人吧,桌子是新的,里面也没有书,林老师,不用麻烦了,就这吧。”郭坏笑着说道,读心术直接落在了身旁女孩的身上。 „Kong Xuan, how if you also live this good ah. you such cruel-heartedly to throw down me, but also has made that serious oath, how you make me go on living.” Girl's idea appeared in the Guo Huai mind directly. “孔宣,如果你还活着该多好啊。你怎么这么狠心丢下我,还发了那么很的毒誓,你让我怎么活下去。”女孩的想法直接出现在了郭坏的脑海中。 „Kong Xuan, how that ancient times Great Witch will know with this female baby, impossible ah.” Guo Huai subconscious thought. „It is not right, this is Mortal World, ***, scared to death me.” “孔宣,那个远古大巫怎么会跟这个女娃娃认识,不可能啊。”郭坏下意识的想到。“不对,这是人间,***,吓死我了。” „A youth shoves open a girl, oneself were hit to fly by the cement tanker, rescues to be invalid, at the point of death before, told that girl to forget itself, looked for a good person well.” How the bridge section of dog blood, but really occurred on Guo Huai the girl. “一个少年将一个女孩推开,自己被水泥罐车撞飞,抢救无效死了,临死之前,告诉那个女孩忘了自己,找个好人好好的过吧。”多么狗血的桥段,但偏偏真的发生在了郭坏身边的这个女孩身上了。 „cough cough, hello, I called Guo Huai, was class of newborn | freshman, if here had the person, I went to other place to sit.” Guo Huai receives mind reading, said to the girl who had not been gaining ground that the buttocks left the backless stool, the behind also appearance good girl, sits in her side is also good. “咳咳,你好,我叫郭坏,是一班的新生,如果这里有人,我就去别的地方坐了。”郭坏收起读心术,对着一直没有抬起头的女孩说道,屁股已经离开了板凳,后面还有一个长相不错的女孩子,坐在她身边也不错。 „Sits here, here nobody.” The girl lifted the head slowly, Guo Huai saw clearly this girl's truth about the matter. “坐这里吧,这里没人。”女孩缓缓抬起脑袋,郭坏看清楚了这个女孩的庐山真面目。 „Day, Jade Emperor old, how you make me thank you, Mortal World was really too happy.” Guo Huai had been shocked by the present girl thoroughly, fine, the creator words how many thoughts on the present girl, she were too attractively more than Heavenly Court female celestial, Yu'er (Jade)? Yu'er (Jade) does not have her to be attractive. “天啊,玉帝老儿,你让我怎么感谢你啊,人间实在是太美好了。”郭坏被眼前的女孩彻底震惊了,精致,造物主话了多少心思在眼前的这个女孩身上,她比天庭的仙女漂亮太多了,玉儿？玉儿也没有她好看。 „I sit.” Guo Huai saw a girl, looked at Lin Shuang, said in a soft voice. “那我就坐着了。”郭坏看了眼女孩,又看了眼林霜,轻声说道。 The curriculum of first day made Guo Huai understand anything was called the student, the first Lin Shuang language class, how was good because of the teacher is sees not the bothersome beautiful woman, oneself have supported. The second section is the class in English, Guo Huai English is good before death, to understand various types of love action movies, is worked hard, many that the teacher spoke can understand, but a Guo Huai letter has not perceived, the reason was very simple, the teacher was a 30-year-old bald man, the gastric disorder. In the afternoon last is history lesson, half old man spit flies horizontally, give an exaggerated account of things that the Tang Dynasty history said that stimulation this our were born in Schoolmate Guo Huai of Tang Dynasty. 第一天的课程让郭坏明白了什么叫做学生,第一节林霜的语文课,好在老师是个怎么看都不烦的美女,自己生生撑了下来。第二节是英语课,郭坏生前英语还不错,为了看懂各种爱情动作片,也算是下了些功夫,老师讲的多少能听懂,只是郭坏一个字母也没听进去,原因很简单,老师是个30多岁的秃头男人,反胃。下午最后一节是历史课,一个半截老头吐沫横飞,将唐朝历史说的天花乱坠,一次次的刺激这我们这位出生在唐朝的郭坏同学。 „Journey to the West everybody has looked, that inside many places described the grand occasion of Tang, actually, historically simply does not have Tang Xuanzang this person, does not have Sun Wukong Zhu Bajie they, Tang Dynasty had the monk to name be Jianzhen, he passed to Japan the Buddhist studies of Tang grand occasion at that time.” The old man said loudly. “西游记大家都看过吧,那里面很多地方都描述了大唐的盛事,其实呢,历史上根本没有唐僧这个人,更没有孙悟空猪八戒他们,唐朝有个和尚叫鉴真,他把当时唐盛事的佛学传到了日本。”老头大声说道。 „I endured you to be very long, who told you not to have Sun Wukong Zhu Bajie they, how you know that did not have.” Guo Huai has stood suddenly, said loudly. „The matter was then big.” “我忍你已经很久了,谁告诉你没有孙悟空猪八戒他们的,你怎么知道没有。”郭坏突然站了起来,大声说道。“这下事大了。” „Bad elder brother military might ah!” drowsy Qian Duoduo fierce waking, looks at Guo Huai to raise up the thumb. “坏哥威武啊！”本来已经昏昏欲睡的钱多多猛的醒了过来,看着郭坏竖起了大拇指。 „This schoolmate, looking unfamiliar, what objection will you content to me have much?” The old man looks that Guo Huai narrows the eye to say. “这位同学,面生的很啊,你对我将的内容有什么异议吗？”老头看着郭坏眯着眼睛说道。 „Teacher Shi, I thought some people and matters that in Journey to the West described should have certain theoretical foundation, otherwise Little Wu will not scribble, and after these years, but also handed down from generation to generation. Now does not have fact certificate Sun Wukong they not to exist, before our China is not has discovered Sun Wukong had stayed Shuiliandong.” Guo Huai braces oneself said with a smile. “史老师,我觉得西游记里面描述的一些人和事应该有一定的理论依据,不然小吴也不会乱写,并且经过这么些年,还都传了下来。况且现在也没有事实证明孙悟空他们不存在,在咱们中国不是已经发现了孙悟空以前呆过的水帘洞么。”郭坏硬着头皮笑着说道。 „Oh! The young fellows, your opinion is very original, we chat alone, the history of Tang Dynasty I thought that I know compared with you many.” Shi the head harness was saying disgruntledly that he teaches for dozens years, but also nobody dares to contradict really he in the classroom. “噢！小伙子,你的见解很独到,有空咱们单独聊聊,唐朝的历史我觉得我还是比你知道的多点吧。”史老头带着一丝不悦说道,自己教书几十年,还真没有人敢在课堂上顶撞他。 „Tang Dynasty history? You consider as finished, this matter I know you were more.” Under Guo Huai saying of meaning, cracks a joke, before the father I fly upwards, looks at Tang Dynasty to develop, at that time was also the father wholeheartedly to saying, otherwise made an emperor also to have possibly. “唐朝历史？那你还是算了,这事情我比你知道的多多了。”郭坏下意思的说道,开玩笑啊,老子我飞升之前可是看着唐朝发展起来的,当时也就是老子一心向道,不然弄个皇帝也不是没有可能。 „cough cough coughs, the young bull does not fear the tiger, good, was very good, finishes class you to come office, I must discuss the history of Tang Dynasty with you actually, having a look at you to know many compared with me. This class arrived here, finishes class.” Shi Yucai shouts one, left the classroom directly. “咳咳咳,初生牛犊不怕虎,好,很好,下课了你来办公室一趟,我倒是要跟你探讨探讨唐朝的历史,看看你能比我多知道多少。这节课就到这里吧,下课。”史玉才大喊一声,径直走出了教室。 „, Took, the bad elder brother, you were really powerful, unexpectedly this old stick-in-the-mud being mad, high one first person, Ha Ha, fierce, fierce.” Side a Qian Duoduo youth said with a smile. “耶,服了,坏哥,你真给力,竟然把这个老顽固给气走了,高一第一人,哈哈,厉害,厉害。”钱多多身边的一个少年笑着说道。 „Since the remaining also a little time, I gave everybody to say the history of Tang Dynasty.” Saying, Guo Huai mounted the platform directly, at this time, knows that Guo Huai was Wucheng four harmfuls Qian Duoduo shocks thoroughly. “既然剩下还有点时间,那我来给大家说说唐朝的历史吧。”说着,郭坏径直走上了讲台,这时候,知道郭坏是武城四害的钱多多彻底震惊了。 „Mentioned the history of Tang Dynasty, the person must raise, Taejong.” Saying, Guo Huai has written down the Taejong three characters on the blackboard. “说起唐朝的历史,有一个人就必须要提,唐玄奘。”说着,郭坏在黑板上写下了唐玄奘三个字。 „Is good to lead, has not thought that the person long is so graceful, the character also writes is so good.” Flash when Guo Huai starts writing, the female student under stage starts to call out in alarm. “好帅啊,没想到人长这么帅,字也写的这么好。”当郭坏下笔的一瞬间,台下的女生开始惊呼起来。 „Had Taejong this person, then must result in mentions the road of western tour.” Guo Huai looks that the schoolmate under stage said. Some people are listening, some people disdain. “有了唐玄奘这个人,那么就必须得提起西游之路。”郭坏看着台下的同学说道。有人在听,有人不屑。 „The road of western tour is actually not from China that everybody knows to the road in A San that country, when is epoch-making Great Witch opens up the road of wild, is called the road of merit.” Guo Huai does not care about under the stage schoolmate's expression, then said. “西游之路其实并不是大家所知道的从中国到阿三那个国家的路,而是开天辟地之时大巫开垦荒蛮之路,亦被称为功德之路。”郭坏也不在意台下同学的表情,接着说道。 „Who is Taejong? Jin Chanzi is reincarnated, original Jin Chanzi is the disciple of Buddha, reason that the reincarnation, that is because the merit is insufficient, the road of western tour, to let Jin Chanzi making money merit.” Guo Huai spoke with confidence. “唐玄奘是谁？金蝉子转世,本来金蝉子就是佛祖的弟子,之所以转世,那是因为功德不够,西游之路,就是为了让金蝉子赚钱功德罢了。”郭坏侃侃而谈。 „Sun Wukong naturally also real, Tang Dynasty can these many years grand occasions, should thank Taejong, Little Wu can write Journey to the West, that is his chance.” Guo Huai said for almost dozen minutes, the stage next more than 40 people listened completely crazily, the history that regardless of Guo Huai said is really false, in any case compares that old stick-in-the-mud to say good to be too many. “孙悟空自然也是真的,唐朝能够这么多年的盛事,应该感谢唐玄奘,小吴能够写出西游记,那是他的机缘。”郭坏讲了差不多十几分钟,台下40多人已经完全听痴了,不论郭坏说的历史是真是假,反正比那个老顽固讲的好了太多。 „Principal Li, the first year class 1 came newborn | freshman, I do not know that whose relations he is, he must with I apologize at Monday school congress, my Old Shi has taught these many years, first time sees such student, the eye does not have the teacher, you know that he in what that in the class said? Journey to the West, Journey to the West real.” Old Shi exclaimed in the principal office loudly. “李校长,高一一班来了名新生,我不知道他是谁的关系,他必须在周一的学校大会上跟我道歉,我老史教了这么多年,第一次见这样的学生,目无老师,你知道他在课上说的什么吗？西游记,西游记是真的。”老史在校长办公室大声吼道。 „Brother Shi, whether to listen to my word first?” Li Xunyu drank water to look that Shi Yucai said with a smile. „These years, I do not fear the powerful official, does not know that offended many people, after letting the student not disciple of our attached middle school actually, but this boy is actually my old Li Fang comes, two reasons: First, the attached middle school was too peaceful, these students need some fervor, two, this kid is surnamed Guo, is the Guo Old Lady grandson, if you want to punish him, I think that on the face of Academician Guo cannot pass probably.” “史老弟,可否先听我一言？”李寻玉喝了口水看着史玉才笑着说道。“这么些年,我不惧权贵,不知道得罪了多少人,硬是让我们附中的学生没有后门生,不过这个小子却是我老李放进来的,两个原因:一,附中太安静了,这些学生需要些激情,二,这个小家伙姓郭,是郭老妇人的孙子,你如果真的想要惩罚他,我想郭院士的脸上好像也过不去吧。” „Grandson of Chair Guo? Wucheng four harmfuls fourth child?” Shi Yucai stares, head has covered entirely the thin perspiration. “郭院长的孙子？武城四害的老四？”史玉才一愣,头上布满了细汗。 „You do not need to be worried, this kid had the traffic accident, probably changed much, before my Department of health service's grandson Li Wei, has made many celebrating a holiday with him, now resembles their relations to be good.” Li Xunyu saw in Old Shi heart thinks, said with a smile. “你也不用担心,这个小家伙出了车祸自后,好像改变了不少,我那保卫科的孙子李威之前跟他闹了不少的过节,现在好像俩人的关系还不错。”李寻玉看出了老史心中所想,笑着说道。 „If there is any matter, Old Li you must help my ah.” Shi Yucai say that turned back own office. “如果有什么事情,老李你可得帮我啊。”史玉才说完,走回了自己的办公室。 „Buddy, illuminated you to say like this that Sun Wukong Havoc in Heaven, Zhu Bajie sexually harassed Chang'e also.” The stage next youth shouts loudly. “哥们,照你这样说,孙悟空大闹天宫,猪八戒调戏嫦娥也都是真的了。”台下一名少年大声喊道。 „Great Sage Havoc in Heaven real, sexually harasses the Chang'e matter as for Zhu Bajie, that is the secret, the secret cannot reveal.” The Guo Huai voice falls, the bell has rung, with finishing class ting, the applause of all students. “大圣大闹天宫是真的,至于猪八戒调戏嫦娥的事情,那是天机,天机不可泄露。”郭坏话音落下,下课铃响了起来,伴随着下课铃声,还有全班学生的掌声。