UES :: Volume #4

#359: Whose flying in circles is this?

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„Yellow, thick, is sending out the steam, is really the excrement!” “黄黄的、稠稠的,散发着热气,真的是屎哦！” „My God, the good and evil is also the Hidden Dragon List peerless hidden dragon ranked the 96 th, was made the excrement unexpectedly, Zhu Liangying too out of it.” “我的天,好歹也是潜龙榜排名第96位的绝世潜龙,竟然被打出屎了,朱连赢太逊了。” „If I am Zhu Liangying, this little while non- kills may not, being defeated was not fearful, what is fearful was even the dignity and strength of spirit lost, was frightened the excrement unexpectedly, lost completely the face of Zhu Family simply.” “如果我是朱连赢的话,这会儿非一头撞死不可,失败了并不可怕,可怕的是连尊严和骨气都丢了,竟然被吓出屎了,简直丢尽了朱家的脸。” „Who I recorded this person probably am, in the past he still in the Central Plains Main City live broadcast, the fans that at that time surrounded reached as high as several hundreds of millions, caused a stir in the entire Venus simply.” “我好像记起来这个人是谁了,前一段时间他还在中原主城直播呢,当时围观的粉丝高达数亿,简直轰动了整个启明星。” ...... …… Heard the surrounding person's discussion, Zhu Liangying also dumbfounded, at once looks around that lump of yellow thing, traces own pants again, immediately yelled: „That is not my excrement, I had not been made the excrement by him, you misread.” 听到周围人的议论,朱连赢也呆住了,旋即看了看旁边那坨黄黄的东西,再摸了摸自己的裤子,立即大叫起来:“那不是我的屎,我没有被他打出屎来,你们都看错了。” „Is impossible, that lump of excrement clearly falls from you, how possibly is not your excrement, is your younger brother's excrement?” The bystanders do not believe obviously. “不可能,那坨屎分明是从你身上掉下来的,怎么可能不是你的屎,难道是你弟弟的屎吗？”围观者们显然不信。 A Zhu Liangying old blood almost spurted, points at own pants to shout: „You look at my pants, my pants one has not fallen two not broken, even if defecated were impossible to fall on the ground, will only fall in the pants crotch, therefore that lump of excrement was not my.” 朱连赢一口老血差点喷了出来,指着自己的裤子喊道:“你们看我的裤子,我的裤子一没掉二没破,就算是拉屎了也不可能落在地上,只会掉在裤裆里,所以那坨屎不是我的。” „This also with thinking, that lump of excrement definitely falls from your trouser legs coverings.” The bystanders laugh. “这还用想吗,那坨屎肯定是从你裤腿里面掉出来的。”围观者们嗤笑。 „Lying trough!” Zhu Liangying stares to Zhu Liangsheng: „The second child, is this lump of excrement you draws, it definitely is not the excrement that I draw.” “卧槽！”朱连赢瞪向朱连胜:“老二,这坨屎是不是你拉的,它肯定不是我拉的屎。” Zhu Liangsheng frightens again and again retrocedes: „Elder Brother, you acknowledged that everyone saw with one's own eyes, we hurried to go home, leaving lost face here.” 朱连胜吓得连连后退:“哥哥,你还是承认了吧,大家都亲眼看到了,我们赶紧回家吧,别在这里丢人了。” „Goes to mother, you do not believe the big brother, this is really not my excrement.” Zhu Liangying wants to cry but have no tears, face upwards to roar: „The words that does not believe we take away to analyze this lump of excrement, whose making the person in hospital determine this lump of excrement is, when the time comes all came to light.” “去尼玛的,连你都不相信大哥吗,这真不是我的屎。”朱连赢欲哭无泪,仰天咆哮起来:“不信的话我们就把这坨屎拿去化验一下,让医院的人判定一下这坨屎是谁的,到时候一切就水落石出了。” „Did not need to determine, I know that was whose excrement.” “不用判定了,我知道是谁的屎了。” At this time, Zhu Liangying ear resounding let the sound that he wept: „Everyone does not believe me, only then you believe me, thank you!” 就在这个时候,朱连赢耳边响起让他喜极而泣的声音:“所有人都不相信我,只有你相信我,谢谢你！” The words just said, Zhu Liangying sees to believe startled his person is not others, makes the excrement him Tang Junming, there, does not understand why instantaneously Tang Junming helps him suddenly. 一番话刚刚说完,朱连赢就愕然地看到相信他的人不是别人,就是把他打出屎的唐君明,瞬间愣在那里,不明白唐君明为什么突然间帮他。 In the gap that Zhu Liangying is in a daze, the Tang Junming figure like the electricity, plunges by him that lump of excrement, in the vision of everyone surprise, copied that lump of excrement unexpectedly, put in the middle of storage ring. 就在朱连赢发愣的间隙,唐君明身形如电,扑向他旁边的那坨屎,在所有人诧异的目光中,竟然一把将那坨屎抄了起来,放入了纳戒当中。 „Eh......” “额……” Zhu Liangying has a head wet from the fog, does not understand that what Tang Junming this is making, collects the excrement, what wicked interest is this? 朱连赢满头雾水,不明白唐君明这是在做什么,收藏屎吗,这是什么恶趣味？ A bystander was also dumbfoundedly, looked toward Tang Junming speechless. 一众围观者也是目瞪口呆,无语地朝着唐君明看了过去。 „This brain has the issue, actually even the excrement wants, he takes to make anything, will always not be will eat.” “这位的脑子是不是有问题,竟然连屎都要,他拿回去做什么呢,总不会是吃吧。” „Is it possible that this is his hobby, likes collecting the excrement of personal enemy, when which day was old, with holds appreciatively carefully, recapture past eventful years.” “莫非这是他的嗜好,喜欢把仇人的屎收集起来,等到哪一天老了,拿出来细细地把玩,回忆往昔的峥嵘岁月。” „This was very dreadful, sees the person who likes the excrement for the first time, is the excrement of enemy.” “这就很让人害怕了,第一次见到喜欢屎的人,还是敌人的屎。” „You made a mistake probably, just that lump was not the excrement, that clearly was the Chiba heart of the Buddha lotus of skinning, value several tens of thousands hundred million Credit Point.” “你们好像都搞错了,刚刚那坨不是屎呀,那分明是去了皮的千叶圣心莲,一颗价值数万亿信用点呢。” ...... …… At this time, some people shouted that truth, in a twinkling everyone's complexion changes. 就在这个时候,有人喊出了事情的真相,霎时间所有人的脸色为之一变。 „Probably is really the Chiba heart of the Buddha lotus, what I just smelled is not a stink, but is light delicate fragrance taste.” “好像真的是千叶圣心莲呢,我刚刚闻到的并不是臭味,而是一股淡淡的清香味。” „Right right, after the Chiba heart of the Buddha lotus skins, inside fruit pulp looks like the excrement to be the same, just that lump was the Chiba heart of the Buddha lotus of skinning.” “对呀对呀,千叶圣心莲去了皮以后,里面的果肉就像是屎一样,刚刚那一坨就是去了皮的千叶圣心莲。” „The beforehand video I have patted, everyone comes to see quickly, that lump of excrement is really the Chiba heart of the Buddha lotus, the excrement does not have is so exquisite and juicy.” “之前的视频我已经拍下来了,大家快来看呀,那坨屎果然是千叶圣心莲,屎是没有这么细腻和多汁的。” „But where this Chiba heart of the Buddha lotus comes, how to suddenly appear by Zhu Liangying?” “可是这颗千叶圣心莲到底是从哪儿来的,怎么会突然出现在朱连赢旁边呢？” ...... …… The Zhu Liangying complexion is listening to the surrounding discussion ugly, suddenly rushes to front of Tang Junming to say sternly: „Boy, just that Chiba heart of the Buddha lotus was I fell, you gave back to me a bit faster.” 朱连赢面色难看地听着周围的议论声,忽然冲到唐君明面前厉声道:“小子,刚刚那颗千叶圣心莲是我掉下来的,你快点还给我。” „Are you also concerned about face, just you added that is not your excrement, how to know that now is not the excrement, immediately the acknowledgment was your excrement.” The Tang Junming whole face ridiculed the color of jeering. “你还要不要脸,刚刚你还说那不是你的屎呢,怎么现在一知道不是屎,立马就承认是你的屎了。”唐君明满脸讥嘲之色。 Zhu Liangying clenching jaws said/tunnel: „Let alone so many idle talk, I was hoodwinked by you before, now I have sobered to come, gives back to me the Chiba heart of the Buddha lotus a bit faster, this is the treasure that I spend completely obtain with difficulty. If you do not give, do not blame me to invite family's big elder, defeats the bone to raise the ash you.” 朱连赢咬牙切齿地道:“别说那么多废话,之前我是被你蒙蔽了,现在我已经清醒过来,快点将千叶圣心莲还给我,这是我费尽千辛万苦得到的宝物。若是你不给的话,别怪我请出家族的大长老,将你挫骨扬灰。” „You said that is you are your, I also thought that is my.” Tang Junming sneers. “你说是你的就是你的吗,我还觉得是我的呢。”唐君明冷笑。 Zhu Liangying said: „Just besides me by Chiba heart of the Buddha lotus, others, therefore that Chiba heart of the Buddha lotus definitely falls down from me, is not your thing.” 朱连赢道:“刚刚除了我在千叶圣心莲旁边,还有别人吗,所以那千叶圣心莲肯定地从我身上掉下去的,并不是你的东西。” Regarding words that Zhu Liangying spoke, the surrounding people have not felt to have the mistake, because indeed is this reason. 对于朱连赢说的话,周围的人们也并没有觉得有错,因为的确是这个理儿。 Place that before Zhu Liangying threw down, surrounding area several meters he alone, therefore the Chiba heart of the Buddha lotus except for fell from him, should not have others. 之前朱连赢摔倒的地方,方圆数米只有他一个人,所以千叶圣心莲除了从他身上掉下来,应该就没有别人了。 „!” “啪嗒！” In Zhu Liangying vowed solemnly that shouts the treasure that the Chiba heart of the Buddha lotus is being he falls down, the surrounding person also he deceives, the sound again made a sound. 就在朱连赢信誓旦旦地嚷嚷着千叶圣心莲是他掉下的宝物,周围的人也被他欺瞒的时候,啪嗒声再次响了起来。 Everyone followed the place that the sound conveyed to look hastily, discovered startled in place that former Zhu Liangying fell to the ground, presented a debris of wash bowl size impressively, fell a lump of yellow thing from the debris. 所有人连忙循着声音传来的地方看了过去,愕然地发现在之前朱连赢倒地的地方,赫然出现了一块脸盆大小的空间碎片,从空间碎片中又掉下来一坨黄黄的东西。 Chiba heart of the Buddha lotus! 千叶圣心莲！ Originally the Chiba heart of the Buddha lotus falls from the debris, rather than the Zhu Liangying treasure, in a twinkling Zhu Liangying and Zhu Liangsheng throw the posture of food by the hungry dog, threw toward the Chiba heart of the Buddha lotus that just presented. 原来千叶圣心莲是从空间碎片中掉出来的,而不是朱连赢的宝物,霎时间朱连赢和朱连胜都以饿狗扑食之姿,朝着刚出现的千叶圣心莲扑了过去。 Their speeds are fast, how could also to catch up with Tang Junming, ninth Perfection Returning Truth Eight Trigrams Step steps on, then appears in front of that Chiba heart of the Buddha lotus, received in the middle of it storage ring. 只是他们的速度再快,又岂能赶得上唐君明,第九层圆满的还真八卦步一踩,便出现在那颗千叶圣心莲前面,一把将其收到了纳戒当中。 Saw that Tang Junming robbed a Chiba heart of the Buddha lotus, Zhu Liangying and Zhu Liangsheng complexion becomes gloomy like the water, approaches toward Tang Junming. 看到唐君明又抢走了一颗千叶圣心莲,朱连赢和朱连胜的脸色都变得阴沉如水,朝着唐君明逼近过来。 „Boy, these two Chiba heart of the Buddha lotuses are our brothers' good fortunes, takes to give back to us them a bit faster, otherwise bidding goodbye blames our Zhu Family not being impolite.” “小子,这两颗千叶圣心莲是我们兄弟的造化,快点将它们拿出来还给我们,否则的话别怪我们朱家不客气。” „Good, according to the Xuanyuan Dynasty regulation, the chance and good fortune of citizen is sacred, you are the strength compared with us, cannot rob our good fortunes at will, otherwise not only dragon Security Department will not let off you, our Zhu Family will not let off you.” “不错,按照轩辕皇朝的律法,公民的机缘和造化神圣不可侵犯,你就是实力比我们强,也不能随意抢夺我们的造化,否则的话不但龙都的维安司不会放过你们,我们朱家也不会放过你。” „Hands over the Chiba heart of the Buddha lotus obediently, otherwise executes summarily.” “乖乖地交出千叶圣心莲,不然的话格杀勿论。” ...... ……
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