UPOH :: Volume #4

#94: Saint position 【Three】


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This flickers, Toad Saint in corner almost stares to fly the eyeball! 这一瞬,角落里的蟾圣几乎将眼珠子瞪飞出来! mother! 尼玛! Must such is not real! 要不要这么的不真实! This boy what virtue or ability? 这小子何德何能 What has to contribute to the common people? 对苍生有什么贡献? What merit has? 有什么功德? Others do not know him, I have not known him, inexpensively which is inexpensive which except for the mouth inexpensive suspect compared with me, other, regardless of which aspect and which place can compared with resulting in me? 别人不认识他,难道我还不认识他,除了嘴贱犯贱哪哪都贱比我强,其他的,无论哪方面、哪个地方能比得过我了? How to sit down? 怎么就这么的坐下了? Does not bring to bully the person!? 不带这么欺负人的吧!? However this has not ended. 但是这还没完。 Zuo Xiaoduo looks fierce, felt that the buttocks are getting more and more sore, the sign that has not changed for the better slightly, the high rank cultivator strong self-recovery ability, dropped to lose contact probably, Zuo Xiaoduo almost can conclude, inside the oneself buttocks bone 99% cracks, or were the comminuted fracture also perhaps...... 左小多龇牙咧嘴,感觉屁股越来越疼,丝毫没有好转的迹象,高阶修者的强大自愈能力,好像掉线失联了,左小多几乎可以断定,自己屁股里边的骨头90%九裂了,亦或者是粉碎性骨折也说不定…… Sits on the rush cushion, unexpectedly is unable therapy!! 坐在蒲团上,居然无法疗伤!! This mother...... 这尼玛…… Finally could not bear, stood, said: Niannian Cat, you also sit try, I sit am a little uncomfortable.” 终于忍不住,站了起来,道:“念念猫,你也坐坐试试,我坐着有点不舒服。” People: ............ 众人:“…………” The Zuo Xiaonian hearing this surprise, said: Is a little uncomfortable?” Immediately also said scruple: I try, ok?” 左小念闻言不禁诧异,道:“有点不舒服?”随即又迟疑道:“我试试,行吗?” The people did not speak: „......” 众人都不说话:“……” Or I try......” “要不我就试试……” Urged by Zuo Xiaoduo, Zuo Xiaonian bears the disturbed mood, therefore changed a position with Zuo Xiaoduo, gently sits, delicate eyebrows slightly pressed, said: Indeed is hard is not comfortable.” 左小多催促下,左小念忍住忐忑的心情,于是跟左小多换了个位置,轻轻的坐下去,秀眉微蹙,道:“的确是硬硬的不大舒服。” Was saying stands. 说着就站起来。 After all others have not made oneself do, oneself helps the husband go through the motions...... 毕竟人家没让自己做,自己只是帮老公走个过场而已…… Walks outside, must to the oneself husband face, this mediate must hit! 在外面行走,一定要给自己老公面子,这个圆场是必须要打得! Is, is not my husband is really innocent, making impertinent remarks, but is this rush cushion sits is not indeed comfortable. 还有就是,真不是我老公不懂事,出言不逊,而是这蒲团坐起来的确不大舒服。 The eye step of people the Toad Saint footsteps, almost must fly collectively. 众人的眼睛步了蟾圣的后尘,差点就要集体飞出来了。 Sat! 坐下去了! Sat truly! 真正坐下去了! That relaxed sat! 就那么轻轻松松的坐下去了! Not come singly but in pairs, time that this girl sits, the phenomenon that similarly has no appears. 无独有偶,这女孩子坐下去的时候,同样没有任何的异象出现。 The people complexion is complex, sprouted the same thought 众人脸色复杂,更随之萌生了相同的念头 Was this rush cushion bad? 难道这蒲团坏了? Immediately more frightened matter happened. 随即更惊悚的事情发生了。 The Zuo Xiaoduo indistinct feeling, this rush cushion, oneself cannot sit, pours did not say that just sat the buttocks cracked the grade of minor matter, but is this position cannot sit, or should not sit! 左小多隐约感觉,这个蒲团,自己不能坐,倒也不是说刚坐上去屁股就裂了的这等小事,而是这位置不能坐,亦或者说是不该坐! Zuo Xiaoduo can look on the bright side of thing actually, he does not want to sit in any case. 左小多对此倒是想得开,反正他本来也不想坐。 Saw that Zuo Xiaonian also stands, access road/simply said: This rush cushion sits is not comfortable, both of us do not sit.” 看到左小念也站起来,便道:“这蒲团坐起来不大舒服,我俩就不坐了。” Does not sit! 不坐了! Did not sit............ 不坐……了…… No! 不! Sit! 坐! ...... 了…… ????? ????? day! 日! 16 powerhouses on the scene, swallowed a saliva very much neatly, wanted to blurt out the character that to swallow this while convenient. 在场十六位强者,很整齐的咽了口唾沫,顺便将这个非常想要脱口而出的字咽了下去。 Here is Zixiaogong, must pay attention to the measuring appliance, pays attention to the demeanor, certainly cannot the mouth spit fragrantly. 这里是紫霄宫,一定要注意仪表,注意风度,一定不能口吐芬芳。 Primordial Beginning and Heaven Reaching sighed. 元始通天叹了口气。 eldest senior brother, is really not we do not help you, but is this boy...... especially he thought that sits not comfortably...... 大师兄,真不是我们不帮你,而是这小子……特么的他觉得坐得不舒服啊…… This blames Zixiaogong, without a preparation sofa...... or bed?, 这都怪紫霄宫,没有准备个沙发啊……或者床?、 Let him lie down...... the estimate to be comfortable here...... 让他在这里躺着……估计就能舒服了…… Immediately, river of the netherworld old ancestor said: Since two little friends feel ill, and I am tried by the old ancestor.” 随即,冥河老祖道:“既然两位小友觉得不适,且由老祖我来试试。” In the people had not responded with enough time in the time, flees from a seat recent his arrow step, took a seat! 在众人还没有来得及反应过来的时间里,距离座位最近的他一个箭步窜过去,一屁股就坐了下去! Scoundrel!” “混账!” Responded ten people that shouted angrily with one voice! 反应过来的十来人齐声怒喝! Even if others do not sit, but were here so many people, how one's turn your river of the netherworld? 就算人家不坐,但是这里这么多人,怎么就轮到你冥河了? But is going to act in the people instantaneous...... 而就在众人将要出手的瞬间…… Bang! 轰! When an explosive, the river of the netherworld old ancestors send out a pitiful yell, blood light four fly randomly, on the rush cushion a share of strength whirlwind leaves suddenly, the river of the netherworld old ancestors who will sit strike to fly ruthlessly! 一声爆响之余,冥河老祖发出一声惨叫,血光四下乱飞,蒲团上一股力量猛然飚出,将正要坐下来的冥河老祖狠狠地击飞出去! This for the first time presently the strength, might greatly is shocking, the response rapid is to make one stare dumbfounded afflux might that more than ten people of simultaneously make a move, only hit river of the netherworld old ancestor striked to fly afterimage impressively...... 这股乍现之力量,威能之巨大已经是骇人听闻,反应之迅速更加是令人瞠目结舌十几人齐齐出手的汇流威能,赫然只击中了冥河老祖被打飞的残影…… Bang...... 轰…… Was collapsed the river of the netherworld old ancestors who fly to stick solid, in Zixiao said on the palace pillar, is similar to a paper. 被崩飞的冥河老祖结结实实地糊在了紫霄道宫柱子上,就如同一张纸。 from top to bottom jumps the present blood to seem the fountain the same as clash. 浑身上下迸现的鲜血好似喷泉一样冲出来。 The whole person lost the consciousness, is pasting the pillar slowly slides...... 整个人失去了意识,贴着柱子缓缓的滑下来…… But his courage vigor once were flowed out, then evaporates, changes to blood-color spirit qi to integrate void. 而他的血气一经流出便即蒸发,化作血色灵气融入虚空。 When his both eyes shut tightly lying down of stupor on the ground, it cultivation base had drained one less than half. 等他双目紧闭昏迷的躺在地上的时候,其本身修为已经流失了一小半。 But his whole person calmly lies down on the ground remains unconscious, the human affairs do not know. 而他整个人就那么静静地躺在地上昏迷不醒,人事不知。 Sees with own eyes the accident in this way, the people instead no one dare to act rashly, performs by the phenomenally complex vision focus river of the netherworld. 眼见变故如斯,众人反而没有人敢妄动了,尽都以空前复杂的目光聚焦冥河。 At once turns the head to look to that rush cushion, but on seeing as if has phantom to flash faintly. 旋即又转头看向那个蒲团,但见上面隐隐似乎有虚影一闪。 This not less than indicated that this rush cushion, has main. 这不啻表明了,这个蒲团,早已有主。 Other anything have not seen clearly, phantom vanished. 其他的什么都没有看清,虚影又消失了。 eldest senior brother really merit ginseng/partake good fortune, the body in this boundary, cannot melt this place especially obviously.” Primordial Beginning sighed. 大师兄果然功参造化,身不在此境,尤能显化此间。”元始叹息一声。 Actually he has not seen clearly, but has not hindered him to speak these words. 其实他也没看清,但是没妨碍他说这句话。 Obviously, the sixth rush cushion the precious flower has main. 很显然,第六尊蒲团已经名花有主。 That only had three people. 那就只剩下三人了。 Receives and instructs to cough, said: junior brother, sits.” 接引咳嗽一声,道:“师弟,坐。” The people vision looked that to raises certainly. 众人目光都看向准提。 Raises certainly sighs, said: I when the heavenly secrets confusion, reopen grand era, spreads the human world causes and effects, is goes against heaven's will the line, now perhaps could not have sat the Saint position.” 准提叹息一声,道:“我在天机混乱之时,重开大世,播撒人间因果,乃属逆天而行,现在恐怕已经坐不上圣位了。” These words, everyone yes snort/hum. 这句话一出,大家都是哼了一声。 It is not you make do, can we come here? 不是你乱搞,我们能来到这里? Idle. 闲的啊。 Looks askance the swiveleye. 纷纷侧目斜视。 Withdraws to the seventh rush cushion in front of certainly, next sits slowly. 准提走到第七个蒲团前面,缓缓下坐。 But, sits half, golden light is eye-catching, withstood him stubbornly, even if he does utmost, is unable to sit. 但,坐到一半,金光耀目,死死地顶住了他,就算是他竭尽全力,也无法坐下去。 Immediately stood, sighed gently: Really, went against heaven's will. Let everyone be laughed.” 随即站了起来,轻轻叹息:“果然,是逆天了。让诸位见笑了。” Receives and instructs the look sorrow: junior brother, junior brother, you sacrificed are too big.” 接引神色悲苦:“师弟,师弟,你牺牲太大了。” But then, my Western Cult inheritance, is insufficient to exterminate.” Raises the smile certainly: That was all value.” “但如此一来,我西方教传承,不至于灭绝。”准提微笑:“那便是一切都值了。” Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable.” Receives and instructs to sigh. 无量天尊。”接引叹了口气。 Immediately raises certainly is receiving and instructing sits down behind, said: I in senior brother behind , is the same.” 随即准提就在接引身后坐下,道:“我在师兄身后,也是一样。” Receives and instructs nods slowly. 接引缓缓点头。 The vision looks at fixedly, does not know that is thinking anything. 目光凝注,不知在想什么。 On the remaining people faces the look is motionless, but in the heart was actually shivered crazily fiercely. 剩下的众人脸上神色不动,但是心中却是狂猛的颤抖了一下。 Raises not to sit certainly. 准提没有坐上去。 This on behalf of what? 这代表了什么? The original six Saints, were eliminated. 原本的六圣,被刷下来了一个。 This simply is earth-shaking, vacillates the basic important matter! 这简直是惊天动地,动摇根本的大事! Six Saints are the heaven and earth props! 六圣乃是天地支柱! Now, walked one, eliminates! 如今,走了一个,刷下来一个! Collapsed simply half the sky. 简直是塌了半边天。 This seventh rush cushion, even/including Zhunti cannot do, the remaining people beat a drum at heart, gawked for several seconds, unexpectedly no one moved. 这第七个蒲团,连准提都做不上去,剩下的人都是心里打鼓,愣了几秒,居然没有人动。 Then the beginning phoenix and Ancestral Dragon step simultaneously one step. 然后始凤和祖龙同时踏上一步。 Immediately Ancestral Dragon hesitant one steps back, never expected that the beginning phoenix also steps back. 随即祖龙犹豫一下退后一步,没想到始凤也同时退后一步。 Immediately at the same time awkward smiles. 随即同时尴尬的一笑。 You come!” “你来!” You come!” “你来!” People dumbfounded. 众人一阵瞠然。 This perhaps is Ancestral Dragon and during beginning phoenix life, only one time modestly declines mutually, has not thought unexpectedly to Saint position rush cushion modestly declines...... 这或许是祖龙与始凤这一生之中,唯一的一次互相谦让,没想到居然还是对圣位蒲团的谦让…… Simply is earth-shaking general unprecedented. 简直是石破天惊一般的史无前例。 You come.” “你来吧。” Ancestral Dragon returns the ranks simply. 祖龙干脆退回行列。 The beginning phoenix bites the lip, moves toward the Saint position. 始凤咬咬嘴唇,走向圣位。 In the heart beats a drum. 心中打鼓。 Perhaps I cannot sit down...... 恐怕我也不能坐下…… With golden light, the premonition of beginning phoenix became the reality, really does not sit down. 随着一阵金光,始凤的预感变成了现实,果然坐不下。 By face ashen arriving Toad Saint, sitting down silently, the whole face does not have up. Side almost went to half the river of the netherworld of life. 一脸土色的走到蟾圣旁边,默默的坐下,满脸无光。旁边是几乎去了半条命的冥河。 The beginning phoenix is sitting among two people. 始凤正坐在两人中间。 Then is Ancestral Dragon comes up, similarly is hopeless, leaves in a huff, unhappy sitting in one side, is Qilin, similarly, cannot sit. 然后是祖龙上去,同样没戏,拂袖而去,怏怏不乐的坐在一边,然后是麒麟,同样,坐不下去。 Antiquity God Clan, was annihilated. 上古神族,全军覆没。 Three people sit in one row, you have a look at me, I have a look at you, depressed at the same time, inexplicable and feels a comfort and balanced. 三人坐在一排,你看看我,我看看你,沮丧的同时,莫名的又感觉一丝安慰和平衡。 Hehe...... you have not sat...... to let you! 嘿嘿……你也没坐上去……让你能! Has saying that this thought that simply is...... a little rare and beautiful flowers. 不得不说这种思想,简直是……有点奇葩。 But Toad Saint that just started unable to take a seat, was the look comfortable Xu Duo/many: Really, not only my oneself cannot sit. These fellows compared with me, has not sat. 而刚开始就坐不上去的蟾圣,更是神色舒服了许多:果然,不只是我自己坐不上去。这几个家伙都比我强,也都没坐下去。 Ka ka...... 哇咔咔…… What ghost is the inexplicable feeling joyful? 莫名的感觉快乐是什么鬼? Sat down is not anxious. 已经坐下的不急了。 Had proven cannot sit does not worry. 已经证明了坐不上去的也不着急了。 Instead is hoping. 反而都在盼望。 Best you unable to sit! 最好你们也都坐不上去! If nothing else, that Demon Ancestor Rahu should be in any case hangs...... ha...... 别的不说,反正那魔祖罗睺应该是悬……哇哈哈哈…… Ancestral Dragon direct opens the mouth: Sir Demon Ancestor, sits.” 祖龙直接开口:“魔祖大人,坐啊。” Demon Ancestor Rahu gawked, hesitant, remembering oneself, only then the sin is dreadful, seemingly does not have the least bit so-called merit, therefore gets angry excitedly: Old man is not rare!” 魔祖罗睺愣了一下,犹豫了一下,想起自己只有罪孽滔天,貌似并没有半点所谓的功德,于是勃然怒道:“老夫不稀罕!” Tries not to try directly, the starting to walk step arrives by Ancestral Dragon to sit down, turns the head to say ; Spoke a few words, after finishing up , out I am at you!” 直接连试试也不去试,迈开步子走到祖龙旁边坐下,转头道;“多说一句话,完事后我在门外等你!” Ancestral Dragon is angry: Did not say that did not say! Whom do you frighten?!” 祖龙大怒:“不说就不说!你吓唬谁?!” Has not tried, is only left over Di Jun, too one, Xi, Spirit Sovereign, Wan Mingsheng, 还没有试过的,只剩下帝俊,太一,羲和,灵皇,万民生, However rush cushion, unexpectedly three. 但是蒲团,居然还有三个。 Everyone was the feeling was very complex. 所有人都是感觉很复杂了起来。 These five, there are three to be able to become Saint? 难道这五个,有三个能成圣? This...... 这…… in addition Monster Sovereign Di Jun deeply inspires, takes a step to go forward. 加下来妖皇帝俊深吸一口气,迈步上前。 Xi and with too one by one left one right, with going forward one step. 羲和和太一一左一右,跟着上前一步。 Monster Sovereign takes a seat slowly. 妖皇缓缓落座。 The this time golden light resistance, is not intense. 这一次金光抗拒,并不强烈。 However Monster Sovereign Di Jun does utmost, still without sitting, but sits the larger part, was withstood by golden light. 但是妖皇帝俊竭尽全力,依然没有坐上去,只是坐到一大半,就被金光顶住。 Xi and put out a hand quietly, grips the left hand of Monster Sovereign, the monster urged. 羲和悄然伸手,握住了妖皇的左手,妖力催动。 The buttocks of Di Jun sat three cuns (2.5 cm) again downward, from sitting to rush cushion on, is close. 帝俊的屁股再往下坐了三寸,距离坐到蒲团上,只有咫尺之遥。 Eastern Sovereign too put out a hand, gripped the Monster Sovereign right hand, stimulated to movement the monster strength. 东皇太一伸手,握住了妖皇右手,催动妖力。 Three people with joint forces. 三人合力。 Monster Sovereign Di Jun finally calm and steady sitting on rush cushion. 妖皇帝俊终于安安稳稳的坐在了蒲团上。 No matter how others sit, no matter also lets go to be shot, no matter also some on the side of two in a ground that sits in without the rush cushion...... 甭管人家是怎么坐上去的,也甭管松了手就能被弹起来,更甭管还有俩一边一个坐在没有蒲团的地面上的…… In any case, others sat down! 反正,人家是坐下了! The seventh Sage position, turned over to Monster Clan. 第七尊圣位,归了妖族 The Monster Sovereign Di Jun complexion a little blushes, the left hand draws the wife, the right hand is drawing the brothers, reluctantly smile: Was laughed, was laughed.” 妖皇帝俊脸色有点发红,左手拉着老婆,右手拉着兄弟,勉强微笑:“见笑了,见笑了。” Does not dare to drop, one was shot independently...... 不敢放手,一放手就被弹出去了…… Especially father Saint position sitting quite awkward...... 特么的老子这个圣位坐的好尴尬…… Xi and graceful, smiled happiness. 羲和落落大方,笑的甜蜜。 Helps the oneself husband, no loses face. 自己丈夫,没啥丢脸的。 The Eastern Sovereign too one by one hand was only being gripped by Di Jun, sits in the Zixiaogong ground, a solemnness of face. 东皇一一只手被帝俊攥着,坐在紫霄宫地面上,一脸的冷峻。 Both eyes hang down, no one looks. 双目低垂,谁也不看。 He felt, a little disgraced...... 他感觉,有点丢人…… Others are one person of one, our Monster Clan...... three people of! 别人都是一人一个,咱们妖族……三人一个! A an arse stock sits on the rush cushion but actually, but another two an arse stocks sit the ground. 个屁股坐在蒲团上倒也罢了,但另外两个屁股坐地上。 My hand was held by the big brother was unable to separate. 偏偏我的手被大哥拉着还不能分开。 Separates, the big brother shot from the Saint position...... 一分开,大哥就从圣位上弹出去了…… This mother...... 这尼玛…… Your this Saint position, but also brings the spring? 你这圣位,还带弹簧的吗? ............ ………… Hurries to renew to coax wife 【赶紧更新去哄老婆】
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