UPOH :: Volume #1

#50: Horse buttocks like tide!


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Senior Mu...... yeah, this senior characters I called not to export, you seemed like are almost clearly big with my elder sister, only feared that also wanted the young several points of appearances compared with my elder sister, you really attractive...... I noticed that you were full of the respect, only wants to look up.” 穆前辈啊……哎,这前辈俩字我真是叫不出口啊,您看起来分明就跟我姐姐差不多大,只怕比我姐还要年轻几分的样子呢,您真漂亮……我看到您心里就充满了崇敬,只想仰望。” I had a dream to dream of the female celestial before, but I felt that in the dream the fairy maiden was also inferior you attractive...... not, is not inferior to you to be attractive, was worse than you far......” “我之前曾经做梦梦见过仙女,但是我感觉梦中仙子也不如您好看……不,不是不如您好看,是比您差远了……” You are I have seen, this world's most beautiful woman, really ; Although I only then 17, but these years looked that the movie has to watch the television, aware has also seen many beautiful women, but you really compared these stars to be attractive too many, was only this makings, clearly was extra mundane Heavenly Immortal in indistinct fog......” “您是我见过的,这个世界上最美的女人,真的;我虽然只有十七,但是这些年又看电影有看电视,自觉也是见过不少美人的,但您真的比那些个明星漂亮得太多了,光是这气质,分明就是缥缈云雾之中的世外天仙啊……” I really am not exaggerating, but my really feeling...... you are this Star Soul Continent in the past 35000000 years, the most attractive that female! Too was really beautiful......” “我真不是夸张,而我真有一种感觉……您就是这星魂大陆最近35000000年以来,最最漂亮的那个女子!真是太美了……” Right, yes, now this world, such as you are so awe-inspiring, in the heart has the universe, does not accept the person to boast that person of praise, was really few......” “对,是的,现在这个世界,如您这般正气凛然,心中自有乾坤,根本不接受人吹嘘赞美的人,实在是太少了……” You said right, my palm technique leg technique also has step technique, too many deficiencies...... asked you to be liberal to advise, if I had anything not to practice proper, you punched me although, I could support.” “您说得对,我的掌法腿法还有步法,还有太多太多的不足之处……请您不吝指教,我要是有啥练不到位的,您尽管揍我,我撑得住。” I study certainly with you well, can follow you to study, absolutely is the good fortune that my eight lifetime cultivate/repair......” “我一定好好跟您学习,能跟着您学习,绝对是我八辈子修来的福分……” Yeah, my elder sister has the good fortune, can follow you...... I to envy unexpectedly daily really......” “哎,还是我姐姐有福气,竟然能天天跟着您……我真是羡慕死了……” ...... …… Looks at the picture and sound in monitoring, the small mouth of Meng Chenyu opens the situation that was inconceivable, two pretty eyeballs almost must project the eye socket. 看着监控中的画面和声音,梦沉鱼的小嘴张到了难以想象的地步,两颗俏丽的眼珠差一点就要射出眼眶了。 In the screen that mouth spits fragrantly, the tongue resplendent lotus flower, said the words to come sweetly like the honey, was sweet the ku deceased person, outside and gentle like water, each is completely the facial expression is sincere, one hear looked is the sincere words of the heart...... that person...... 屏幕中那个口吐芬芳,舌灿莲花,说出话来甜如蜜,甜得齁死人,外兼温柔如水,每一句都尽是神情真挚,一听一看就是发自内心的诚恳话语……的那个人…… This...... was this that mouth like the latrine pit, the face like the malicious ghost, the vulgar language emerged one after another incessantly a moment ago, scolds oneself a half hour is not quiet does not take a breath not redundant Zuo Xiaoduo? 这……这还是刚才那个嘴如粪坑,脸如恶鬼,污言秽语层出不穷,骂自己半个小时不住嘴不换气不重复的左小多么? Was this moment ago that hideous, the workaholic generally with Zuo Xiaoduo that oneself hits? 这还是刚才那个恶形恶状,拼命三郎一般和自己打的左小多吗? This is...... 这还是…… senior sister...... your younger brother, a little meaning......” 师姐……你这弟弟,有点意思啊……” Meng Chenyu mystifying: This horse buttocks racket, a series of series reciprocation, change the method to change the angle, presses him seriously , each few words saying rarely seem like pull out general from the pit of the stomach, you looked that......, I who our master coaxed saw master to smile for the first time brightly......” 梦沉鱼阴阳怪气:“这马屁拍的,一连串的连环往复,变着法子换着角度,当真是难为他了,更难得是的,每一句话都说得好像是从心窝里掏出来一般,你看把咱师父哄的……啧啧,我还是第一次见到师父笑得这么灿烂……” This saying said right. 这话说的没错。 In the screen, the Mu Yanyan complexion is happy, at first when goes in the facial expression that ice-cold keeps aloof has vanished does not see, speech voice also light Xu Duo/many, even somewhat is gentle, even the brow tip corner of the eye, seems like that gentle gentle. 屏幕中,穆嫣嫣脸色欣悦空前,最初进去之时的冰冷高高在上的神情早已经消失不见,说话声音也轻了许多,甚至还有些温柔,连眉梢眼角,都看起来那么的柔和温婉。 But direction Zuo Xiaoduo wrong place, intention. 而指点起左小多的错误之处,更加的用心了。 Moreover selects that good influence of education sleek/moist silent method, even also oneself poses the stance, hit one set of fist, looks at Zuo Xiaoduo is the appreciation again and again, a racket of horse buttocks wicker basket wicker basket. 而且还是采用那种春风化雨润物无声的方式,甚至还自己拉开架势,打了一套拳,看得左小多更加是赞赏连连,马屁一箩筐一箩筐的拍过来。 Teaches, study, a school of harmony happiness, atmosphere harmonious to the Meng Chenyu heart in the situation of acid. 一个教,一个学,一派其乐融融,气氛融洽到了梦沉鱼心中都酸酸的地步。 master to me...... not such gentle...... 师父对我……都没这么温柔过…… The envying envy of Zuo Xiaoduo whole face eyeful mouthful: My elder sister is really lucky!” 左小多满脸满眼满嘴的羡慕嫉妒:“我姐姐真幸运!” My elder sister really has the good fortune, has such good master.” “我姐姐真有福气,有这么好的师傅。” No wonder my elder sister progresses is so quick, originally is the master merit.” “难怪我姐姐进步这么快,原来都是师傅的功劳。” Others one boasts my elder sister talent, I felt sad, I am not worse than her many, how I cultivate/repair the way to be rough, now I knew , because I do not have good master, where is my elder sister many talents , clearly is master trains well.” “原本别人一夸我姐姐天才,我就心酸,我也不比她差多少啊,怎么我就修途坎坷呢,现在我知道了,是因为我没有一个好师傅,哪里是我姐姐多天才,,分明就是师父调教得好。” Aiya, here I stuffy was very long, your saying I understand...... was really envies about my elder sister cried......” “哎呀,这里我闷了很久了,您一说我就明白了……真是对我姐姐羡慕得哭了……” Was too wonderful! Too wonderful! Originally can also...... oh, really be...... is really...... I do not know like this how to say......” “太妙了!太妙了!原来还能这样子……哇塞,真是……真是……我都不知道怎么说了……” What yes is, a moment ago I hit stiff, you have a look again......” “是的是的,我刚才打的多僵硬,您再看看……” Is enlightened, you...... you did abhiseka...... me not to have such intelligently to me......” “醍醐灌顶啊,您……您是不是对我灌顶了啊……我没这么聪明的……” What is most excessive, flattered Mu Yanyan, while found the opportunity to hit a person when he is down to incur reproach for somebody. 最过分的是,一边吹捧穆嫣嫣,一边找机会落井下石上眼药。 Really fierce...... one hear of I understood, un, a moment ago I and Little Elder Sister Meng hit, seemed like this move to use to have the issue...... yeah, I understood......” “真厉害……一听我就明白了,恩,刚才我和梦小姐姐打,貌似她这一招就用得有问题……哎,我都明白了……” Right, universality of contradictions, studies the military to be to endure hardship, is the difficult tempering, this is the road which must be taken of each powerhouse, but Little Elder Sister Meng is slightly was somewhat arrogant and willful ; However I can definitely understand, if I live in their family/home that condition, it is estimated that I can getting a swelled head heaven, waste your such bright master......” “对,茅塞顿开啊,学武就是要吃苦,就是要艰难的磨炼,这是每一个强者的必经之路,但梦小姐姐还是稍微的有些骄纵了;不过我完全能理解,我要是生在他们家那种条件,估计我都能烧包上天,浪费了您这样的明师……” Ha haha...... right, my family is poor, I and my elder sister can only depend on oneself diligently, I also in learn from my elder sister diligently.” “哈哈哈……对的对的,我家穷,我和我姐姐只能靠自己努力,我也在努力向我姐姐学习。” What yes is, my elder sister goes home each time, said that her master how is how good, I had not believed that yeah, is my villain's heart, really damn, how I can suspect......” “是的是的,我姐姐每次回家,都说她师傅怎么怎么好,我原本还不信,哎,是我小人之心,真真的该死,我怎么能怀疑……” Really, your patience and gentleness, give me a feeling of mother...... to treat well side you, I serve tea to pour water to take care of you, I really am afraid you to live to be unsuitable outside to be wronged......” “真的,您的耐心与慈祥,给我一种妈妈的感觉……好想一直待在您身边啊,我端茶倒水照顾您,我真害怕您在外面生活不便受了委屈……” My anything will do, although my elder sister does well compared with me, but something girls not convenient...... I can play the guitar, I will play the violin, I will play the urheen, I can do with various people, I will also warm...... hehe , on you have such a strength, making one see does not want to leave you.” “我啥都会干,虽然我姐姐比我做得更好,但是有些事女孩子还是不方便的……我会弹吉他,我会拉小提琴,我会拉二胡,我会和各种人打交道,我还会暖……呵呵呵,真的,您身上就有这么一种力量,让人一见到就不想离开您了。” ...... …… Meng Chenyu roared in front of the screen furiously: master! You are sober, you did not want the strategy of this hateful little rascal! This little rascal was too hateful, he clearly cheated you in the honeyed words!” 梦沉鱼在屏幕前奋力咆哮:“师父!您要清醒,您不要中了这可恶的小鬼的计策!这小鬼太可恶了,他分明就是在花言巧语哄骗您!” master your sober aaahh......” 师父您清醒一下啊啊啊啊啊……” Meng Chenyu grief and indignation. 梦沉鱼悲愤至极。 But Mu Yanyan on screen, is more careful, has the patience, is gentler, was more attentive...... 但屏幕上的穆嫣嫣,更加细致,更加有耐心,更加温柔,更加用心了…… Un, now, with your complete explosive force, palm technique leg technique and step technique links, whole-heartedly displays ; I only request a matter, yes, must, when firing off or does not fire off, pulls out all spatially the strength of oneself whole body.” “恩,现在,用你全部的爆发力,将掌法腿法步法结合在一起,全力以赴的施展一遍;我只要求一件事,就是,必须在打完的或者打不完的时候,将自己全身的力量尽数掏空。” Mu Yanyan set requirement, was smiling gently, then unexpectedly also closely examined one: Can achieve?” 穆嫣嫣提出要求,一脸笑意,然后居然还温柔的追问一句:“能做到吗?” Can!” “能!” A Zuo Xiaoduo very chest, exhibits the appearance of young man diligently, generally is that loving tenderly that makes one unable saying that wishes one could appearance that presses firmly between the fingers his face to pinch. 左小多一挺胸膛,努力摆出小男子汉的样子,大抵就是那种让人说不出的怜爱,恨不得捏住他的脸捏一捏的样子。 In the screen, Mu Yanyan clearly has this idea, has put out a hand, actually controlled oneself to receive. 屏幕中,穆嫣嫣显然就有这个想法,都已经伸出了手,却又控制着自己收了回去。 But a face gently still. 但一脸温柔仍旧。 aaahh aaahh...... senior sister, your younger brothers this, you, no matter manages?” Meng Chenyu is clutching the hair, the accountability that a face collapses said. 啊啊啊啊啊啊……师姐,你弟弟都这样的,你真的不管管么?”梦沉鱼揪着头发,一脸崩溃的问责道。 An interest of Zuo Xiaonian face, said easely: Xiaoduo said that has the issue? If you thought that his which words were wrong, you can master say directly, I will certainly not be blocking you, you go!” 左小念一脸的有趣,悠然道:“小多说的有问题么?如果你觉得他哪句话说得不对,你可以直接跟师傅说啊,我一定不会拦着你的,你去吧!” What? What did you say? You said that your younger brother did say right?!” Meng Chenyu eyeful does not dare to believe that probably suddenly did not know Zuo Xiaonian generally. “啥?你说啥?你说你弟弟说得都对?!”梦沉鱼满眼的不敢置信,好像突然不认识左小念了一般。 „Don't you feel right?!” “难道你觉得不对?!” Meng Chenyu however long time, no longer is a face collapses, but is from top to bottom, which collapses, trembling sound said: Elder Sister Xiaonian, I misread you, unexpectedly dug so the big hole to me, aaahh......” 梦沉鱼儿愣然半晌,不再是一脸崩溃,而是浑身上下,哪哪都是崩溃,颤声道:“小念姐,我看错你了,居然给我挖如此大坑,啊啊啊啊……” Finishes barely the words, turns around to dash about wildly without consulting anybody. 话音未落,径自转身狂奔而出。 The Zuo Xiaonian corners of the mouth hold light smiling, thinks little slightly, face satisfied attention in screen. 左小念嘴角噙着淡淡的笑,丝毫不以为忤,一脸满足的注目于屏幕。 As most understood reason that the Zuo Xiaoduo person, Zuo Xiaonian naturally very clear Zuo Xiaoduo does that ; First he can use the quickest speed, learns the thing, can let the guidance that Mu Yanyan does one's best automatically voluntarily, moreover mention oneself, nothing but is tells Mu Yanyan oneself to respect master, said at home often good of master, making Mu Yanyan to oneself kindly more careful...... 作为最了解左小多的人,左小念自然很明白左小多这么做的理由;一来他可以用最快的速度,学到东西,二来,能让穆嫣嫣自动自觉尽心尽力的教导,三来话里话外的提到自己,无非是告诉穆嫣嫣自己多么尊重师父,在家里经常说师傅的好,让穆嫣嫣自己更亲切上心一些…… Arrived afterward I really envy my elder sister, I really envied to cry about my elder sister, my elder sister outstanding was master teaches...... these words well, radically in repeatedly is reminding Mu Yanyan. 到后来的‘我真羡慕我姐,我真对我姐羡慕哭了,我姐的优秀都是师父教得好……’这些话,根本就是在一遍遍的在提醒穆嫣嫣 My elder sister to you, that is sincerity child adore/admire! 我姐对你,那是真心的孺慕! That is the sincerity respects and loves! 那是真心地敬爱! This is oneself paves the way. 这是在为自己铺路啊。 Zuo Xiaonian at heart warm being able to say properly, younger brother's approach, although is somewhat overdone, but the effect has certainly, moreover ice-cold manner of oneself master, has uttered fine words in study the master appearance ; But is short of one eventually with kissing/betrothal of master thick, furthermore no Meng Chenyu with the master acting like a spoiled brat appeal in secret. 左小念心里暖洋洋的说不出的熨帖,弟弟的作法虽然有些过火,但效果却是一定有的,而且自己师傅这边一直一副冰冷的神态,说得好听是在学师父的样子;但终究欠缺一份跟师傅的亲厚,更兼没有梦沉鱼师傅的暗中撒娇情趣。 If makes master know that oneself after the person unexpectedly to her is the so respected other aspect, so respectable, in heart definitely also happily...... 若是让师傅知道自己在人后居然对她是如此敬爱的另一面,如此的推崇备至,心中肯定也是高兴地…… Favorable impression that this contrast brings, no matter what who is hard to resist. 这种反差带来的好感,任谁也难以抗拒。 Little Doggyda, really thinks through a matter! 小狗哒,真是用心良苦啊! Was...... is he said master was the most attractive female time, will clear(ly) knew is the flattery, but why, why have the little acid?! 就是……就是他说师父是最最漂亮女子的时候,明知道是恭维话,可为什么,为什么还会有一点点的酸酸呢?! Snort, you feared that forgot anything! 哼,你怕是忘记了什么! ...... …… Zuo Xiaoduo acts with every effort, has not fired off completely to spend freely oneself all strengths ; Then Mu Yanyan acts personally, utilizes the oneself Star Soul strength, was Zuo Xiaoduo combed meridians. 左小多尽力施为,一遍没打完就将自己的所有力量尽皆挥霍一空;然后穆嫣嫣亲自出手,运用自己星魂力量,为左小多梳理了一遍经脉。 This result made Zuo Xiaonian shock, this matter, how many years hasn't master done that? 这个结果让左小念都震惊了,这种事情,师傅已经多少年没有这么做过了? Generally after oneself acknowledges as teacher, probably didn't have? 大抵自己拜师之后,好像就没有了吧? Thinks again at that meeting that Xiaoduo just came, she clearly cannot have a liking for the Xiaoduo aptitude...... 再想想在小多刚来的那会,她分明就是看不上小多资质的啊…… But Mu Yanyan this circulate the cultivation, contacts the Zuo Xiaoduo whole body meridians personal, gawked, suddenly is a shocking meaning raids the heart! 穆嫣嫣这一运功,切身接触到左小多的周身经络,愣了一下,突然就是一股震撼之意袭上心头! Meridians of this Zuo Xiaoduo...... is not too right! 左小多的经脉……不太对啊! No, should be is not right! 不,应该是太不对了! ............ …………
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