UPOH :: Volume #1

#14: It is not stupid, is quite awkward.


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Zuo Xiaoduo: „......” 左小多:“……” Gawked staring, said with a smile: I resolutely support the Teacher Qin teaching, steadfast implements the Teacher Qin line , principles , and policies...... I......” 愣了愣,强笑道:“我坚决拥护秦老师的教学,坚定不移的贯彻秦老师的路线方针政策……我……” Qin Fangyang affectedly virtuous say/way: Yeah, are not related with that the student who each comes in newly, the teacher will appraise the Martial Dao cultivation base level of this student, then can teach students in accordance with their aptitude., I appraise your current strength level.” 秦方阳道貌岸然的道:“哎,跟那个没关系,每一位新进来的学员,导师都会评价一下这位学员的武道修为水平,然后才能因材施教。来来来,我品评品评你当前的战力水准。” ...... …… After a little while, Zuo Xiaoduo is black and blue, lamely walked is sitting on the ninth class last rush cushion, only felt that the whole body bone was opened one to install to come up to be the same. 少顷,左小多鼻青脸肿,一瘸一拐的走着坐在了九班最后一个蒲团上面,只感觉浑身的骨头都被拆了一遍又重新装了上去一样。 The fist of Qin Fangyang is heavy and ruthless, Zuo Xiaoduo felt that oneself was devastated by a rhinocero directly. 秦方阳的拳头又重又狠,左小多感觉自己直接就是被一头犀牛蹂躏了一顿。 Entire class, other 35 students, again no longer speechless, transfers in low spirits titter, a one after another shoulder peak peak, prolonged. 整个班,其他三十五个学员,再不复无语之相,转为闷头偷笑,一个个肩膀一耸一耸,经久不息。 Qin Fangyang stands on the platform, looks distantly to Zuo Xiaoduo, said: Zuo Xiaoduo, does not know that what feelings you currently do have? Can you calculate that now what I do think now? Although spoke freely, expressed the feelings!” 秦方阳站在讲台上,遥遥望向左小多,道:“左小多,不知你现在有什么感想?你现在能不能算算我现在想什么?尽管畅所欲言,直抒胸臆!” All schoolmates suppressed to smile to suppress fiercely. 全班同学憋笑憋得更厉害了。 The Zuo Xiaoduo stand, said respectfully: I Teacher Qin cultivation base to full of admiration that admires, the Teacher Qin starting weight act bashful now freely, not only makes me hurt, whole body swelling, actually does not affect the activity, the eye, although also swells, but also kept a line to look at the thing unexpectedly, the student admired.” 左小多站了起来,恭恭敬敬道:“我现在对秦老师修为佩服的五体投地,秦老师下手轻重拿捏自如,既让我疼,浑身肿胀,却又不影响活动,眼睛虽然也肿,但是居然还留了一条线看东西,学生佩服至极。” Qin Fangyang smiles lightly: I think, opportunity that this letting you admire, will be getting more and more, this is teacher should do.” 秦方阳淡淡笑了笑:“我想,这种让你佩服的机会,会越来越多的,这都是老师应该做的。” A Zuo Xiaoduo complexion pain. 左小多脸色一苦。 Yacketing. 哄堂大笑。 Qin Fangyang said lightly: Incessantly is teacher, but also including them, lets the opportunity that you admire, will be certainly more.” 秦方阳淡淡道:“不止是老师,还包括他们,让你佩服的机会,一定会很多很多。” Zuo Xiaoduo looks at the student who turns the head, in the one after another eye filled thick fighting intent. 左小多看着转过头来的学员,一个个眼中充满了浓浓的战意 In the Martial Practitioner class, or above any class, so long as is martial artist, you must face every day, is not only cultivation, fight.” “在武士班,或者以上任何班级,只要是武者,你每一天要面临的,不仅仅是修炼,还有战斗。” Zuo Xiaoduo, you now, is our ninth class final, is not the best cultivation position. But this cultivation position, has the cultivation base decision.” 左小多,你现在所处的,是咱们九班最后的,也是最不好的修炼位置。而这修炼位置,乃是有修为决定的。” Qin Fangyang said: Every day compares notes, has ranking every weeks. Ranks to several, your seat, where is.” 秦方阳道:“每一天都有切磋,每一周都有排名。排名到几,你的座位,就是哪里。” Zuo Xiaoduo, can you hit?” 左小多,你能打上来么?” Qin Fangyang is smiling, looks at Zuo Xiaoduo, in the look, disclosed the infinite pressure. 秦方阳微笑着,看着左小多,眼神中,透露出无限压力。 35 youngster students, turn the head, perform all hey however look to Zuo Xiaoduo, in the look actually is completely firm, is only well-meant, has not been hostile. 三十五位少年学员,同时转头,尽皆嘿然望向左小多,眼神中却尽是坚定,唯独没有恶意,更没有敌视。 Zuo Xiaoduo gawked, said with a smile: Fellow schoolmates if needed, I can have a look to show the right direction for you, chat the life, ideal, as well as to the future,...... fights this matter to the expectation of love, really extremely spoils the fun.” 左小多楞了一下,笑道:“各位同学有需要的话,我可以为你们看看相指点迷津,谈谈人生,理想,以及对未来,对爱情的憧憬……打架这回事,实在太过煞风景啊。” The young fatty who side, spoke a moment ago leans to visit him, in the eye was full of meaning of having same problem, said: Elder Brother Zuo, hello/you good. Welcome you, replaces me to become the sandbag of all personnel.” 身边,刚才说话的小胖子侧头看着他,眼中充满了同病相怜的意味,道:“左哥,你好。欢迎你,代替我成为全班的沙包。” Zuo Xiaoduo then discovered. 左小多这才发现。 This young fatty, is actually not fat. 这小胖子,其实一点也不胖。 Reason that is seemingly fat, was hit the whole body to swell impressively! 之所以看起来胖,赫然是被打得全身都肿起来了! Is so brutal!” “这么残酷!” Zuo Xiaoduo startled. 左小多惊了。 Front, the first row, first, is all thin youngster ranked the first has turned the head, looks at Zuo Xiaoduo, said lightly: This is not just you wants?” 前面,第一排,第一位,也就是全班排名第一的一个瘦削少年转过头,看着左小多,淡淡道:“这不正是你想要的么?” Zuo Xiaoduo stares. 左小多一愣。 Ranks the position to be next to the girl of front boy, is smiling of coldly, said spookily: This semester enters this class, once had somebody and you same planned. The show that just passing through the gate wants to rack the brain, the intention enrages all everyone, uses all personnel is hostile to gain more comparing notes opportunities , to promote his oneself cultivation base and fight experience.” 紧接着排名位置仅次于前面男孩的一个女孩,也是冷冷的笑了笑,幽幽道:“本学期进入这个班级的,曾经有某人与你一样打算。甫一进门就想挖空心思的作秀,意图激怒全班所有人,利用全班的敌视来获取更多的切磋机会,提升他自己修为和战斗经验。” The girl smiles: „The lead repertoire in novel.” 女孩笑了笑:“小说里的主角套路。” Zuo Xiaoduo: „???” 左小多:“???” Is my attempt so obvious? Just started to be looked? 我的企图就这么明显么?才刚刚开始就被看出来了? Does this make my acting cool hit the face? I distinct later repertoire deferred to the novel to establish...... to be good to be defeated. 这让我如何装逼打脸?我分明以后的套路都按照小说里设置好了……好失败啊。 Quite awkward. 好尴尬啊。 Hears this girl's words, that young fatty deep lowering the head of situated in Zuo Xiaoduo nearby. 听到这女孩的话,位于左小多左近的那个小胖子深深的低下了头。 Obviously, the girl said somebody this person. 显然,那女孩说得某人正是此君。 The girl of speech moderate not high not short not handsome is not ugly, but from top to bottom is overflowing an exceptionally sharp aura, gallant, the graceful bearing is valiant, paused also said: Somebody who I said that is of your side, then sits in your side No. 35 Li Chenglong, he is also like you, comes on seeking death. Hehe.” 说话的女孩不胖不瘦不高不矮不俊不丑,但浑身上下流溢着一种异常锋锐的气息,英气勃勃,风姿飒爽,顿了一顿又道:“我所说的某人,便是你身边的那个,便是坐在你身边的三十五号李成龙,他也是与你一样,进来就作死。呵呵。” We have not disappointed his trust, has not neglected his demand, doing one's best completed his desire! Therefore he has stayed in the No. 35 position, moreover every day will complete his desire several times......, but your words and deeds, had successfully inspired our attention, you, were our fresh targets!” “我们并没有辜负他的信任,也没有忽略他的需求,尽心尽力的完成了他的愿望!是故他一直停留在第三十五号的位置,而且每一天都会完成他的愿望好几次……而你刚才的言行,已经成功的引动了我们的注意力,你,是我们的新目标了!” A small fatty Li Chenglong face is aggrieved, raises head, the lip wriggled two, finally whole face awkward lowering the head. 小胖子李成龙一脸憋屈,仰头,嘴唇蠕动了两下,终于满脸尴尬的低下头。 Random, all high and low low laughter rises from all directions. 随机,全班上下一阵低低的笑声四起。 The girl raises the head, said facing Zuo Xiaoduo: Schoolmate Zuo Xiaoduo, my name was Wan Lixiu. You need to remember me, because you will hate me in the later very long time, after all after my these words, the nightmare opens.” 女孩扬起头,面对左小多道:“左小多同学,我的名字叫万里秀。你有必要记住我,因为你在之后很长的时间里会非常的恨我,毕竟是在我的这番话之后,噩梦开启。” She smiles gently, said: That anything Heavenly Secrets Dao that although you said that I will not believe. But this does not hinder my later key point to look after you, anticipation?!” 她轻轻笑了笑,道:“虽然你说的那什么天机道,我是不会信的。但这并不妨碍我之后的重点关照你,期待吗?!” Finishes barely the words, Wan Lixiu sat down. 话音未落,万里秀坐下了。 But left side of that youngster situated in Wan Lixiu has not stood, but leaned the profile, said: Schoolmate Zuo Xiaoduo, my name was Long Yusheng. However you do not need to remember, because you should not have with the opportunity that I fight. Most two months later, I must skip a grade the Martial Master class, by your strength, has not possibly promoted in the time limit of two moon/month to challenging my degree.” 而位于万里秀左侧的那个少年并没有站起来,只是侧了侧脸,道:“左小多同学,我的名字叫龙雨生。不过你无须记忆,因为你应该没有与我交手的机会。最多两个月之后,我就要跳级到武师班了,以你的实力,没可能在两个月的时限内晋升到挑战我的程度。” On his handsome profile, reveals the smile that wipes coldly, said: You do not use disappointedly, because I and Wan Lixiu are different, I believe that you will tell fortunes by physiognomy, therefore I will ask you to tell fortunes by physiognomy every day, considers your hobby ; But if you cannot settle on, misreads one time, I will compare notes with you, like Teacher Qin indicated you.” 他英俊的侧脸上,露出来一抹冷冷的笑容,道:“不过你不用失望,因为我和万里秀不同,我相信你会看相,所以我每天都会找你看相,照顾你的爱好;但是如果你看不准,看错一次,我就会跟你切磋一把,就像秦老师一样的点拨你。” As for others, you looked that who they want, making you have to step on their high-rank opportunity, respectively depending on chance. Passes half double-hour again, was today's comparing notes time......” “至于其他人,你看他们谁愿意,让你有踩着他们上位的机会,各凭机缘。再过半个时辰,就是今天的切磋时间了……” Long Yusheng arrogant say/way: Zuo Xiaoduo, today, you will be unforgettable, I approve of the view of Wan Lixiu heartfeltly!” 龙雨生高傲的道:“左小多,今天,你会非常难忘的,我由衷赞同万里秀的说法!” Zuo Xiaoduo thinks little slightly, calm saying: Arrival that I anticipate to compare notes very much, but nightmare anything, I do not believe that is insufficient, is insufficient.” 左小多丝毫不以为忤,沉着的说道:“我很期待切磋的到来,不过噩梦什么的,我是不信,不至于,不至于。” Long Yusheng smiles, transfers then goes. 龙雨生笑了笑,转回头去。 Zuo Xiaoduo inspires gently, in the heart starts to be dignified. All sorts of this almost are completely presently different from the established plan of oneself, although the established goal was to achieve, but actually not in way by oneself imagination. 左小多轻轻第吸了一口气,心中开始凝重起来。当前种种这与自己的既定打算几近完全不同,虽然既定目的是达到了,但却不是以自己想象中的方式。 In novel the lead to a place attraction hatred, the schoolmates grasps the attitude of being hostile, then rally togethers to attack, center under the lead bosom, helping the lead cultivation tempering the matter not happen.” “小说里面主角到一个地方吸引仇恨,同学们都秉持敌视的态度,进而群起而攻之,正中主角下怀,帮助主角修炼磨炼的事情并没发生。” The schoolmates who I see do not have one obviously are the fools. Each intelligence quotient online......” “我见到的同学们明明没有一个是蠢人。每一个智商都在线啊……” Oh, can the aptitude surpass the average person to enter the Martial Practitioner class cultivation student, how possibly to have the mediocre generation!” “唉,能够资质超过普通人进入武士修行的学员,怎么可能有庸碌之辈!” Really, the thing in novel cannot believe.” “果然,小说里的东西是不能信的。” Zuo Xiaoduo whispered at heart. 左小多心里嘀咕。 When read surged, feeling twice as to think before oneself a moment ago one artificial instead was the making a boner person . Even if achieved oneself by the goal goal that all personnel besiege, but...... seems like, not according to the predetermined strategy of oneself. 一念涌动之余,倍觉觉自己刚才一番做作反而是出丑人前。纵然达成了自己被全班围攻的目的目的,但是……貌似,没有按照自己的既定方针来。 Because, this is the superior win and inferior wash out custom, as for schoolmate's evil intention to the oneself, almost does not have. 因为,这本来就是优胜劣汰的规矩,至于同学对自己的恶意,更加几乎没有。 Is the character is at most more repugnant......” “顶多就是性格讨厌些……” Zuo Xiaoduo thought: Character that I display, should be more loathful......” 左小多心想:“不过我表现出来的性格,应该更让人讨厌吧……” Is going against a face of Swelly, muttered: You disliked my me to feel relieved, I really feared was entangled by the female schoolmate, our martial artist, should march forward courageously to climb the Martial Dao peak, where had the time to pick up the little girl or by the little girl bubble......” 顶着一张肿肿的脸,喃喃道:“你们讨厌我我就放心了,我可是真怕被女同学缠上,我们武者,理应勇往直前攀登武道高峰,哪有时间泡妞或者被妞泡啊……” The front several female schoolmate ears move, sweeps a despicable look in abundance. 前面几个女同学耳朵动了动,纷纷扫过来一个鄙夷的眼神。 Does not know that was who is low voice said one: This facial skin...... yeah......” 不知道是谁小声说了一句:“这脸皮……哎……” ...... …… .................. ………………
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