UMW :: Volume #3 高达00

#267: Satire

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Waits for the table chair to lift, gave back to Xiao Ran to display the hot early tea starter, under the attention of all around innumerable coming and going passenger flows, Xiao Ran such not anxiously not slow is enjoying the good food, did not seem to to wait for Human Reform League and AEU's guest here, what was pure was only wants to change a place to eat a thing. 等桌子椅子抬上来,还给萧然摆上了热乎乎的早茶餐点,就在四周无数来来往往客流的关注之下,萧然就这么着不急不慢的享受着美食,似乎根本就不是为了在这里等待人革联和aeu的客人,单纯的只是想换个地方吃一顿东西而已。 Also without and other Xiao Ran finished eating, Human Reform League and AEU's person finally head high, chest out stride walked, special is two people of lead, a black hair middle-aged person, Fatman/fatty of golden hair, two people chatted, absolutely would have no to think that made Xiao Ran these people wait for them to have any incorrect place here. 还没等萧然吃完,人革联和aeu的人终于昂首挺胸大步的走了出来,特别是领头的两人,一个黑发中年人,一个金发的胖子,两人更是说说笑笑,根本就没有觉得让萧然这些人在这里等着他们有什么不对的地方。 But when these two people look at Xiao Ran to sit on the chair, not slow drinking tea, on the table is not placing a portable television anxiously, looks at the movie also smiling appearance, immediately immediately the expression on same face looked like eats the excrement to be the same. 可当这二人看着萧然坐在椅子上,不急不慢的喝着茶,桌上还摆放着一台便携式的电视,看着电影还一脸笑意的样子,顿时顿时一样脸上的表情就像是吃了屎一样。 The Xiao Ran's attention on the movie by table seemed to be all attracted, completely without the appearance that noticing one group of people walks, Lieutenant Colonel Rhodia approached the Xiao Ran's ear saying that Xiao Ran lifted as if suddenly enlightened, standing up at the same time also forgot that is pressing to suspend to the portable movie, stood in front of the chair smiled under one to Human Reform League and AEU's. 萧然的注意力似乎全都被桌子上的电影所吸引,完全没有注意到一群人走出来的样子,还是罗迪亚中校凑近萧然的耳边说了一声,萧然才恍然大悟的抬起了头来,站起身的同时还忘记对着便携式电影按了一下暂停,就这么站在椅子前面对着人革联和aeu的诸位笑了一下。 „Is sorry, had not seen you a moment ago completely, blamed this movie too wonderful, yeah .” Sighing of Xiao Ran apology, puts out a hand to hint two people to sit down to Human Reform League's Major General Kim and AEU's Brigadier General Goodman: „Two have caught up, should not have the breakfast, my individual, some were not quite comfortable for these days, does not eat the thing to feel the dizziness. If you don't mind, everyone eats together, happen to I can also watch this movie.” “抱歉抱歉,刚才完全没有看见你们,也怪这个电影太精彩了,哎,真是。”萧然歉意的叹了口气,对着人革联的金少将和aeu的古德曼准将伸手示意两人坐下:“两位那么早就赶过来,应该还没吃早餐吧,我这个人啊,这几天有些不太舒服,不吃东西就会觉得头晕。如果不介意的话,就大家一起吃一吃,正好我也可以看完这部电影。” „Please sit down.” Xiao Ran said, invited two people to sit down again. Without and other people have Reflex, sat, and was saying to Lieutenant Colonel Rhodia: „Lieutenant colonel, has not seen the guest to come. Has not prepared the thing.” “请坐。”萧然说完,再次邀请二人坐下。没等二人有反映,就自顾自的坐了下来,并对着身旁的罗迪亚中校说道:“中校,没看见客人来了么。还不准备东西。” Lieutenant Colonel Rhodia feels suffocated, wants to smile the appearance that does not dare to smile to nod again and again, feared oneself say the words unable to hold in this tone to smile, direct turning around led several soldiers to depart in a hurry. 罗迪亚中校憋着一口气,想笑又不敢笑的样子连连点头,就怕自己说出话来会憋不住这口气笑出来,就直接转身带着几名士兵匆匆离去了。 Major General Kim and Brigadier General Goodman look that Xiao Ran decides must finish eating here may not the appearance, is relatively speechless, immediately pulled the eyebrow corner/horn, but is also maintaining the reluctant smiling face similarly, after the Xiao Ran slight nod sat. 金少将和古德曼准将看着萧然是打定主意非要在这里吃完不可的样子,也是相对无语,顿时扯了扯眉角,不过也同样还是保持着勉强的笑容,对着萧然微微点头后坐了下来。 Goodman this Fatman/fatty does not have the carefree and contented mentality. After came one that sitting down taunted directly: „The Sir Xiao mask is actually unique, just leaked the mouth, will not affect you to eat the thing, but eats the thing not to fear that smears like this mask? Cleans to fear not too the aspect.” 古德曼这个胖子倒也没有心宽体胖的心态。在坐下之后就直接冷嘲热讽的来了一句:“萧长官的面具倒是别致,刚好把嘴巴漏了出来,倒不会影响你吃东西,不过就这样吃东西就不怕把面具弄脏？清洗起来怕是不太方面吧。” „Yes, I also thought so, therefore only made half specially, this thing cleans to be very convenient. The new technology is not stained with the greasy dirt, scratches with the white paper absolutely cleanly.” The Xiao Ran two eyes are staring at the movie, took the tea to feed one toward own mouth, saying that has not lifted: „Did not have the means person ugly, really took to give others to look embarrassed to frighten others.” “是吧,我也这么觉得,所以才专门只做了一半,这个东西清洗起来很方便的。新技术不沾油污,用白纸一擦绝对干净。”萧然两只眼睛盯着电影,拿着茶水朝着自己嘴里喂了一口,头也没抬的说道:“没办法人长得丑了,真不好意思拿出来给别人看吓到别人。” Major General Kim and Fatman/fatty Brigadier General Goodman has not mastered what meaning that Xiao Ran said that also thinks Xiao Ran is only for own brings the mask to find an excuse to self-ridicule one, but following Graham emitted a few words suddenly: 金少将和胖子古德曼准将还没搞懂萧然说的什么意思,也只是以为萧然只是为自己带面具找一个借口自嘲一句而已,可后面格拉汉姆忽然冒出了一句话来: „General, you were modest, at least in my opinion, many movie stars cannot compare you.” “将军,您谦虚了,至少在我看来,许多电影明星还是比不上您的。” Tracing mask that Xiao Ran does intentionally. Shakes the head to sigh: „Wants initially. I am also in a school big handsome fellow, likes my girl really being many, the stature stick, takes off the clothes not to know that will have many girls to scream for me. But who knows, suddenly braves one more graceful than me. Sees his me only to feel voluntarily ashamed, starting from that time, did not dare to reveal own face to come scary.” 萧然故作的摸了摸面具。摇头叹了口气:“想当初啊。我也是学校里面的一枚大帅哥,喜欢我的女孩还真不少,身材棒棒的,一脱下衣服来不知道有多少女孩会为我尖叫。可谁知道,突然冒出来一个比我帅的。一看见他我只觉得自行惭愧,从那个时候开始,就不敢在露出自己的脸来吓人了。” Xiao Ran just a saying ended, the face of Fatman/fatty Goodman was black immediately, General Kim that side sits is also coughs lightly, served tea to conceal own happy expression hastily. But the gold/metal also discovered, this results in General that does not make sense in the material young, as if the temperament is poor, moreover is not quite affable, therefore wise is not starting talking. 萧然刚一说完,胖子古德曼的脸顿时黑了一下,旁边坐着的金将军也是轻咳一声,连忙端起茶来掩饰自己的笑意。而金也发现,这个在资料上年轻得不像话的将军,似乎脾气不怎么好,而且也不太好惹,所以明智的不在开口说话。 Until Xiao Ran said, these two talents discovered Xiao Ran is actually counter-attacking the words that Brigadier General Goodman spoke a moment ago radically, is tactful saying, since is much longer, simply do not see person such meaning, special is that Xiao Ran key said that stature stick, but here the stature is worst, this Fatman/fatty Brigadier General Goodman. 直到萧然说完,这两人才发现萧然其实根本就是在反击古德曼准将刚才所说的话,更是委婉的说出,既然长得丑,干脆就不要见人这样的意思,特别是萧然自己重点所说的那句,身材棒棒的,而在这里身材最差的,也正是这位胖子古德曼准将了。 Stands in Xiao Ran chair following First Lieutenant Officer UNION's and soldiers, is the revolutions begins to suppress the happy expression, but Graham, is natural laughed, said: „If General this feared that frightens the person, perhaps our, even the gate should better not.” 站在萧然椅子后面的中尉union的军官和士兵们,也是转开了头强忍住笑意,而格拉汉姆,则是大大方方的笑了一声,又说道:“如果将军这样都怕吓到人的话,那我们这样的,恐怕连门都最好不要走出来了。” „Was exaggerating, was exaggerating.” Xiao Ran turns away from Graham to beckon with the hand, said: „Actually I am not so self-confident about myself, on this world, is many people are self-confident about own appearance, although others seemingly had those not to accept.” “夸张了,夸张了。”萧然背对着格拉汉姆摆了摆手,说道:“其实我只是对自己不那么自信而已,在这个世界上,还是有很多人对自己的长相非常自信的,虽然别人看起来有那么些不太接受得了罢了。” „!” Goodman numerous stamps the teacup in hand, handled arrival and departure a heavy sound, Rhodia also brought the starter that several soldiers are lifting are coming out freshly to come just in time, Xiao Ran like has not seen, has not heard Goodman actions ordinary, two people said to Kim and Goodman directly with a smile: „Comes, should not be polite, thing that here chef makes, the flavor is very good.” “啪！”古德曼重重的将手中的茶杯跺下,直接发成了一声重响,正巧罗迪亚也带着几个士兵抬着新鲜出炉的餐点过来,萧然就像没有看见,没有听见古德曼的所作所为一般,直接笑着对金和古德曼两人说道:“来来来,不要客气,这里厨师做出来的东西,味道还是非常不错的。” Major General Kim is also the nod smiles, said: „That thanked General Xiao's to receive cordially.” 金少将也是点头一笑,说道:“那就谢谢萧将军的款待了。” Xiao Ran smiles, said to Goodman: „Brigadier General Goodman, you do not use politely, oneself come.” 萧然笑笑,又对古德曼说道:“古德曼准将,你不用客气,自己来。” „Many thanks, but I am not hungry.” The Goodman calm face replied. “多谢了,不过我不饿。”古德曼沉着脸回答道。 Xiao Ran shakes the head, regrets saying: „Pitifully, it seems like Brigadier General Goodman did not have the good fortune, comes, Major General Kim eats, the flavor is good.” 萧然摇头,惋惜道:“可惜了,看来古德曼准将是没有福气,来来来,金少将多吃一点,味道还不错吧。” Major General Kim nods with a smile: „Also food of good, different national region, moreover in such place, eats to feel very fresh actually.” 金少将笑着点点头:“还不错,不同国家地域的食物,而且还在这样地方,吃起来倒是觉得很新鲜。” Xiao Ran laughed, nods strongly the line of sight on the movie. 萧然哈哈一笑,点点头又将视线集中在了电影上面。 This early tea drags Xiao Ran to look that actually the movie finished, although Xiao Ran behind military officers living stood very long time, who wants to go to bathroom to rest anything, Xiao Ran has not forbidden, moreover looks that the Human Reform League's person and AEU's accompanied with the military officers same also stood for nearly two hours with oneself, although was more tired, but the mood was actually the suitable happiness. 这顿早茶就硬是拖着萧然将电影看完才结束,萧然身后的军官们虽然活生生的站了挺久的时间,不过谁想要去上个厕所休息一下什么的,萧然也并没有禁止,而且看着人革联的人和aeu的随从和军官们也和自己一样站了近两个小时,虽然累了一些,不过心情却是相当的舒畅。 Waits for the movie to look, Xiao Ran also shot belly stood up, on before the face did not have , the friendly smiling face, but is a face proper opens the mouth to Major General Kim and Brigadier General Goodman: „Welcome you to arrive at UNION's Orbital Elevator, Official introduces oneself, I am Xiao Ran, at present is Special Economic Jurisdiction of Japan highest Chief military, and gets the UNION Orbital Elevator highest senior official, Major General Kim, Brigadier General Goodman, welcome your oncoming.” 等电影看完,萧然也拍了拍肚子站了起来,脸上没有了之前友善的笑容,而是一脸正经的对着金少将和古德曼准将开了口:“欢迎你们来到union的天梯轨道,正式的自我介绍一下,我是萧然,目前为日本经济特区最高军事长官,兼领union天梯轨道最高长官,金少将,古德曼准将,欢迎你们的来临。” „This your visiting goal we had been clear, prepared the good conference room, if everyone needs to rest, then in the afternoon starting from, if not need, we immediately the matter that starts to discuss today.” “此次你们的来访目的我们已经清楚,也准备了好会议室,如果各位需要休息一下的话,那么下午开始,如果不需要的话,我们立刻开始今天要洽谈的事情。” Goodman stood up, flings the hand, extremely discontented snort/hum: „Has waited is so long, I do not want, now to start.” 古德曼站了起来,将手一甩,极为不满的哼了一声:“都已经等了那么久,我可不想在等下去,现在就开始。” Major General Kim also nods, stands up saying: „Then starts on the present, but also please give us the setup time.” 金少将也点了点头,站起身来说道:“那就现在开始吧,不过还请给我们一些准备时间。” „Sure.” Xiao Ran turned the head to look to Lieutenant Colonel Rhodia, said: „Lieutenant colonel, two General and its accompanying the arrangement are under the charge to you, must make the guests feel our enthusiasm.” “当然可以。”萧然转头看向了罗迪亚中校,说道:“中校,两位将军和其随从的安排就由你来负责,务必要让客人们感受到我们的热情。” „Yes!” Lieutenant Colonel Rhodia was saluting to Xiao Ran, then arrived at side Goodman, puts out a hand empty to direct: „General Goodman, General Kim, please come with me, we also prepare to use the place that for you.” “是！”罗迪亚中校对着萧然敬了一个军礼,然后走到了古德曼身边,伸手虚引:“古德曼将军,金将军,请跟我来,我们也为你们准备使用的地方。” After Rhodia brings several individual to lead AEU and Human Reform League's people leave, Xiao Ran also cold laughed beckons with the hand to turn around to leave, some behind people the table chair sweep trace, the conference have not naturally started actually, in the network presented a very long very long video, in video from the beginning intact took down Xiao Ran to lead to wait for AEU and Human Reform League's person, then made one to lift the table, selfish watches the movie, is eating the early tea starter, special was when Xiao Ran ironic Goodman, but also the Goodman expression will conduct the enlargement, started a discussion in the network all of a sudden but actually, applauded the upsurge of ridicule.. 在罗迪亚带着几个人领着aeu和人革联的众人离开之后,萧然也冷笑了一声摆摆手转身离开,后面自然有人将桌子椅子收拾干净,倒是会议还没开始,网络上就出现了一段很长很长的视频,视频之中一开始完整的录下了萧然带队等候着aeu和人革联的人,然后叫人抬出了桌子,自顾自的看着电影,吃着早茶餐点,特别是在萧然反讽古德曼的时候,还将古德曼的表情进行了放大,一下子倒在网络上掀起了一番讨论,叫好嘲笑的热潮。 By applauding naturally is Xiao Ran, but was taunted, naturally was also Goodman that the entire journey gets angry. 被叫好的自然是萧然,而被嘲讽的,自然也就是全程黑着脸的古德曼了。 Human Reform League and AEU's people approximately prepared over ten minutes, enters in the conference room that Xiao Ran came to ahead of time, the population that both sides attend are not actually many, Xiao Ran this side, Graham must attend as main character, Lieutenant Colonel Rhodia as under Xiao Ran at present here the highest military officer, attended the conference, meanwhile two Major are also one of them. 人革联和aeu的人大约准备了十几分钟,就进入了萧然提前来到的会议室之中,双方出席的人数其实并不算多,萧然这方,格拉汉姆作为主角必须出席,罗迪亚中校身为萧然之下目前在这里最高的军官,也是出席了会议,同时还有两个少校也在其中。 But the Human Reform League aspect, Major General Kim naturally cannot absent, in addition has law clerk and the others, is 3-4 individual, the AEU aspect is also same. 而人革联方面,金少将自然不会缺席,另外还有书记官等人,也不过就是三四个人,aeu方面也是一样。 In the big conference room this population, appears the conference room actually quite spacious, conference from the beginning, is by Major General Kim told that starts from the operation, to the process of failure, for example what situation issued anything to order at that time, later analyzed to Celestial Being's robot, emphatically proposed matter about new robot reinforcement, basically very detailed then situation will recount, but also increased many analyses to be one of them. 偌大的会议室里不过才这点人数,倒是显得会议室相当的空旷,会议的一开始,是由金少将讲述从作战行动开始,一直到失败的过程,比如当时什么情况下达了什么命令,之后又对天人的机体进行了分析,更着重提出了关于新型机体增援的事情,基本上非常详细的将当时的情况述说了一遍,还增加了许多分析在其中。 More essential, said lead of operational failure UNION aspect to retreat finally, must pay most responsibility. 更关键的,还是最后说出作战失败union方面的率先撤退,必须要付大部分的责任。 But said in General Kim, Goodman will direct the spearhead at Xiao Ran directly, said because of UNION aspect bewildered retreating, moreover not announcement allied force, will cause the loss that this time battles to be enormous, needs Graham to come lost/carrying power and responsibility, and punishes by the military deserter crime.( To be continued.) 而在金将军说完,古德曼更是直接将矛头指向了萧然,说就是因为union方面莫名其妙的撤退而且并未通告友军,才会导致这次作战的损失极大,需要格拉汉姆来负权责,并且以逃兵罪论处。(未完待续。)
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