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#5: Invisible acting cool is most fatal


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The gauze falls, the Xu Que's body was instantaneously smooth, only remains the Layer 1 medicinal ointment to stick the flour gruel the post above. 纱布一落,徐缺的身子瞬间就光溜溜了,仅剩一层药膏黏糊糊的贴在上面。 Your injury is very serious, the doctor said for one month unable to break the medicine, how you opened the medicine on yourself......” “你伤势还很重,大夫说一个月内都不能断药的,你怎么就自己把药拆了呢……” At this time Xiao Rou rebuked saying that was actually does not dare to come. 这时门外的小柔嗔怪道,却是再也不敢进来了。 Xu Que is busy at grasping to get out of bed fully that is the quilt of patch, one binds toward the body, coughs, said: Xiao Rou, I am all right, is actually only the skin flesh wounds, has not been affected much, can you help me look for clothes?” 徐缺忙抓起床上那张满是补丁的被子,往身上一裹,干咳一声,说道:“小柔,我没事,其实都只是皮外伤而已,已经无大碍了,你能不能帮我找件衣服来?” Silent the moment, out of the door transmitted Xiao Rou's to reply: „...... You wait/etc!” 沉默了片刻,门外才传来小柔的回答:“……你等等!” Then, hears the sound that she leaves quickly. 接着,就听到她快步离开的声响。 Xu Que grinning, sat on the bed again, waits for Xiao Rou to send the clothes, but taste really somewhat irritates the nose, making him frown. 徐缺咧了咧嘴,再次坐回床上,等着小柔将衣服送来,只是身上的药味实在有些刺鼻,让他不禁皱起了眉头。 However waits right and left, the dozen minutes passed by, Xiao Rou has not actually come back. 然而左等右等,十几分钟过去了,小柔却迟迟没有回来。 Xu Que somewhat was unavoidably anxious, Xiao Rou should not be thinks oneself play the hooligan, runs to shout that the person did catch himself? your mother, that this misunderstanding may be big! 徐缺不免有些急了,小柔该不会是以为自己耍流氓,跑去喊人来抓自己了吧?尼玛,那这误会可就大了! He quickly binds tightly the quilt to jump down the bed, rushes to the entrance place, pulls open a crack in a door quietly. 他急忙裹紧被子跳下床,跑到门口处,悄悄拉开一丝门缝。 The situation from room looks, he currently clearly in a poor small village, the opposite has several similarly crude worn-out huts, on the street is the yellow sand earth, has not spread out the flagstone, very easy dusting. 从屋外的情况看,他现在显然是在一个贫穷的小村庄里,对面有几间同样简陋破旧的小屋,街道上全是黄沙土,并未铺上石板,很容易起尘。 However this environment actually another flavor, although fell behind some, but wins is being intimate with the nature, very tranquil satisfied, is the retirement good place. 不过这种环境倒是另有一番味道,虽说落后了些许,但胜在亲近大自然,很恬静惬意,是个养老的好地方。 But at this moment, in village actually extraordinary peace, on street nobody left. 但此刻,村庄里却出奇的安静,街道上空无一人。 Xu Que cannot attend to appreciating exquisite of this village, hides waits and sees after the gate everywhere, villagers cannot see obstinately. 徐缺顾不上欣赏这村庄的优美,躲在门后四处观望,愣是一个村民都见不到。 Blamed, just probably also had the sound, how Xiao Rou leaves a meeting, one didn't person have?” “怪了,刚刚好像还有动静,怎么小柔才离开一会,就一个人都没了?” Knitting the brows that he has doubts, is preparing the door to open to have a look. 他疑惑的皱皱眉,正准备将门打开出去看看。 Not far away actually hears stormy sound of footsteps suddenly, the ground sand dust is raised. 不远处却突然传来一阵密集的脚步声,地上沙尘都被扬起。 Afterward saw that several villagers recruits catch up by far from the field, in the hand takes various types of hoe tools, catches up toward here fast. 随后就看到几个村民壮丁远远从田里赶来,手中拿着各种锄头工具,飞快朝这边赶。 Xu Que immediately stared wide-eyed, Fuck me, really shouted that the person did hit me? 徐缺顿时瞪大了眼睛,卧槽,真喊人来打我了? Quickly, do not let the life that domestic animal injured our villagers.” A black robust man shouts greatly. “快,别让那畜牲伤了咱村民的性命。”一名黑壮汉大喊道。 The Xu Que corners of the mouth pull out, does your mother dare to scold me the domestic animal? Looks to pull out. 徐缺嘴角一抽,尼玛敢骂我畜牲?找抽呢。 „!” “哐!” Immediately, his foot door kicks out of the way, the smooth body throws over a broken quilt to walk outward, is very dreadful. 当即,他一脚把门踢开,光溜溜的身子披着一张破被子就往外走,别提有多猥琐。 May not need his opens the mouth to spurt to scold, several robust men are actually shocked suddenly, whole face stunned looks at Xu Que: 可还不待他张口喷骂,几个壮汉却突然愣住,满脸错愕的看着徐缺: Well, little kid, how did you get out of bed?” “咦,小娃子,你怎么下床了?” Right! The doctor did not say that the injury is very serious? Goes back to lie down quickly, this matter do not meddle, several of us can expel that domestic animal absolutely.” “对啊!大夫不是说伤势很重吗?快回去躺好,这事你别插手,我们几个绝对能把那只畜牲赶跑的。” Right, goes back to lie down quickly, do not catch cold.” “对对对,快回去躺好,别着凉了。” ...... …… , whatever a Xu Que face compels ignorant, is opening the mouth dull several people delivers toward the room. 徐缺一脸懵逼,张着嘴巴呆呆的任由几人将自己往屋里送。 Does the thing? Originally do not hit me? Mother, but also thinks that comes to me. 干啥玩意?原来不是要打我啊?妈的,还以为是冲我来的呢。 However since did not scold me, who that domestic animal was? Xiao Rou is so long has not come back, is difficult to be inadequate...... 不过既然不是骂我,那畜牲是谁?小柔这么久没回来,难不成…… Xu Que immediately one startled, is busy at asking: Wait, exactly what happened, Xiao Rou?” 徐缺顿时一惊,忙问道:“等等,到底发生什么事了,小柔呢?” Several guy hearing this one dull: "Ah? little kid, you have not known that what happened? ” 几个大汉闻言一呆:“啊?小娃子,你还不知道发生什么事啊?” Just on the mountain ran a beast of prey, wants to hunt the person in our village, happen to looked at arrived by Xiao Rou, makes everyone hurry to the help. Several of us work in the place do not know, is the Wang Family/prince fat girl runs, look we are just about to hurry to the help.” “刚刚山上跑下来一头猛兽,想猎捕咱村的人,正好被小柔到了,就让大伙赶去帮忙。我们几个在地里干活不知道,是王家胖丫头跑来说的,这不,我们正要赶去帮忙呢。” Right, do not delay, hurries. little kid, you first returns to the room to lie down, wait for me solve that domestic animal, our village does a beast feast tonight, ate the meat together.” “对对,别耽误了,赶紧去。小娃子,你先自个回屋躺好,等我们解决了那头畜牲,咱村今晚就搞个兽宴,一起吃肉。” Several people said, then the high-spirited lifting up hoe catches up toward the village. 几人说完,便意气风发的扛起锄头往村口赶。 Wild animal?” “野兽?” Xu Que stunned standing in same place, the spirit slowly recover, about swept one, charges into a wooden cabinet quickly. 徐缺愕然的站在原地,缓过神来,左右扫了一眼,快步冲向一个木柜。 Grasps red small cotton material from inside carelessly, binds among the body next two legs, ties up solidly, is throwing over the quilt immediately, has no more to do with follow toward the village to catch up. 从里面胡乱抓出一件红色小布料,往身下两腿之间一裹,绑得扎扎实实,随即披着被子,拔腿跟着往村口赶。 He decides to help, although does not know that is what wild animal, but can alarm so many recruits to help, explained that wild animal is not very common. 他决定去帮忙,虽然不知道是什么野兽,但能惊动这么多壮丁去帮忙,说明那野兽很不一般。 Moreover Xiao Rou also in that oneself must go, if the situation permits, but can also act cool, gain Acting Cool Points while convenient. 而且小柔也在那,自己还是得去一趟,如果情况允许的话,还能顺便装个逼,赚点装逼值呢。 A Xu Que's speed ten points of rapidness, body that broken quilt raises against the wind, in addition his lower part of the body is tying up red cotton material, seeming like the beggar version is supreme. 徐缺的速度十分之快,身上那件破被子迎风扬动,加上他下身绑着的红色布料,看上去就像是个乞丐版超人。 Whiz! 嗖! several breaths merely, Xu Que then surpassed that several villagers, flashes past from their side, has a scare several people obstinately. 仅仅数息之间,徐缺便赶超了那几个村民,从他们身边一闪而过,愣是把几人都吓了一跳。 I go, how this does little kid run is so quick? Not probably injured person!” “我去,这小娃子咋跑这么快呢?根本就不像是受伤的人呀!” Is it possible that is the outstanding disciple of which martial arts world school?” “莫非是哪个武林门派的高徒?” ...... …… “Ding, Congratulations Host Xu Que invisible acting cool succeeds, obtains five Acting Cool Points. ” “叮,恭喜宿主徐缺’无形装逼成功,获得五点装逼值。” Dashes, in the Xu Que mind suddenly resounds the System prompt sound, making his immediately stunned. 飞奔中,徐缺脑海里突然响起系统的提示音,让他顿时错愕。 Fuck me, my when acting cool? 卧槽,我什么时候装逼了? Xu Que silly, responded immediately, invisible acting cool? Originally installed to compel before that several villagers a moment ago unknowingly! Moreover rewards unexpectedly so many, comes five Acting Cool Points? 徐缺傻了一下,立马又反应了过来,无形装逼?原来刚才自己不知不觉就在那几个村民面前装了个逼啊!而且奖励居然这么多,一口气来五点装逼值 It seems like as the saying goes right, invisible acting cool, most fatal! 看来俗话说得没错,无形装逼,最为致命! ...... …… Quick, bypasses the alley, front not far away presented one pile of crowds, everybody encircled in the village, once for a while also heard several to shout angrily with roaring. 很快,绕过小路,前方不远处就出现了一堆人群,男女老少都围在村口,时不时还传来几声怒喝跟咆哮。 Shouting angrily is the person roars, roared , then seemed like shouting of fierce tiger wild animal. 怒喝是人吼的,咆哮则像是猛虎野兽的嘶吼。 The Xu Que's vision leapt the crowd, not far away had presented several recruits with the picture that a wild animal refused to compromise. 徐缺的目光跃过人群,不远处出现了几名壮丁与一头野兽僵持的画面。 Build ten points of big of that wild animal, somersault Root beer float resembles, is strong and fierce, when a tiger head, the opens the mouth angrily roared steadily, advantage teeth as if brave the cold glow, formidable. 那野兽的体形十分之大,跟头黑牛似的,又壮又猛,还长了个老虎头,张口怒吼时,一颗颗利齿仿佛冒着寒芒,令人生畏。 But several recruits have not actually flinched, lift the hoe to stand in the crowd front, is confronting with the wild animal. 但几个壮丁却没有退缩,举着锄头站在人群前方,与野兽对峙着。 Xu Que sees this, immediately bellows loudly: Lets loose that domestic animal!” 徐缺看到这,当即放声大吼:“放开那只畜牲!” Shuā! 唰! Instantaneously, vision simultaneously of many villagers sweeps. 瞬间,众多村民的目光一下齐齐扫来。 Xu Que binds tightly the quilt hastily, added: Makes me come!” 徐缺连忙裹紧被子,补充道:“让我来!” How Ah…… did you come?” In the crowd immediately hears one to call out in alarm, is Xiao Rou. 啊……你怎么来了?”人群里顿时传来一声惊呼,正是小柔 Other villagers also know Xu Que, in abundance the complexion changes, shouting worrying: Little brother, you goes back quickly, must approach not, to may not be good by the wild animal wound again.” 其他村民也都知道徐缺,纷纷脸色一变,着急的喊道:“小兄弟,你快回去,莫要靠近,再被野兽伤到可就不好了。” Right! You have the wound in the body, hurries.” “对啊!你有伤在身,赶紧回去。” ...... …… Xu Que acting cool has not become, was first blocked by the people all of a sudden, blocked the way, immediately urgently said: Fellow old gentlemen , without the time to explain, making me first tidy up that domestic animal.” 徐缺装逼未成,一下子先被众人拦了下来,挡住了去路,顿时急道:“各位乡亲父老,没时间解释了,让我先收拾了那只畜牲。” However the villagers do not pay attention, blocks him stubbornly, did not put him to bring death in the past. 然而村民们并不理会,把他死死挡住,坚决不放他过去送死。 An old man leans on the walking stick to go out from the crowd, does best to convince saying: little kid! We know that your heart is good, but your small body, there is a wound in the body, how possibly is the opponent of that domestic animal, obedient, must show off power not, you looked greatly are strong they injured.” 一名老者拄着拐杖从人群里走出,苦口婆心道:“小娃子呀!我们知道你心地好,可你这小身子骨,又有伤在身,怎可能是那畜牲的对手呢,听话,莫要逞强了,你瞧大壮他们都受伤了。” Xu Que immediately stares the big eye saying: old person, you do not visit me to be thin! I am duel several hundred wild animals, does not believe you to ask Xiao Rou.” 徐缺顿时瞪大眼睛道:“老人家,您别看我瘦啊!我可是单挑过数百头野兽的,不信你问小柔。” "Ah? “啊? Xiao Rou immediately was muddled, didn't say dozens? 小柔顿时糊涂了,不是说数十只吗? Bang!” “嘭!” Suddenly, a dull thumping sound transmits. 突然,一声闷响传来。 Village that side earth-gray flies upwards, several gather in the robust man was struck to fly accordingly, in the dust has two blood light to flash before faintly...... 村口那边土灰飞扬,数名聚拢在的壮汉应声被击飞,尘土之内隐隐有两点血光闪现…… Is persuading the Xu Que's villagers one startled, turns head to look, complexion in abundance drastic change. 正在劝说徐缺的村民们一惊,扭头看去,脸色纷纷剧变。 In earth-gray that scatters gradually, together the jet black and huge beast shadow pillages, is roaring to them! 那渐渐散落的土灰中,一道漆黑而庞大的兽影暴掠而出,咆哮着冲他们而来! Roar!” “吼!” The sound of beast roar, as if has a shock and awe will of the people terrifying imposing manner, making everyone's train of thought present the temporary stagnation. 兽吼之声,仿佛带着一种震慑人心的恐怖气势,令所有人的思绪出现了短暂的停滞。 Crowd frontline Xiao Rou suddenly elegant face one white, in her pupil, pair of sharp claws is enlarging rapidly...... 人群最前方的小柔忽然俏脸一白,在她的瞳孔之中,一双利爪正在急速放大…… The powerful wind pressure swings the earth-gray, bone-chilling cold seems the severe winter fresh breeze, must Xiao Rou delicate body tearing. 强大的风压将土灰荡开,凛冽地仿佛是严冬的劲风,要将小柔娇弱的身躯撕裂。 „It is not good.” “不好。” Xiao Rou, avoids quickly.” 小柔,快躲开。” Ended!” “完了!” Surrounding responded the villagers who call out in alarm in abundance make noise, as if had foreseen following bloody one. 周围反应过来的村民纷纷惊呼出声,似乎已经预见了接下来的血腥一幕。 At a crucial moment within, in the crowd a Dao Body shape shuttles back and forth like lightning, he wears red underpants, cloak moves with the wind, valiant flushes away toward Xiao Rou. 千钧一发间,人群里一道身形如闪电般穿梭而出,他穿着“红内裤”,身后“披风”随风而动,英姿飒爽的朝小柔冲去。
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