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#44: My Kunpeng has eaten


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At this time, by Bleached Bone Forest swampy ground! 此时,枯骨林沼泽地旁! The rich roasted chicken wing fragrance almost fills the big forest, many Monster Beast were attracted. 浓郁的烤鸡翅膀香味几乎弥漫大片森林,许多妖兽都被吸引了过来。 After they saw in the swampy ground that becomes the python curtus of icicle frozen, retreated in fear in abundance! 然而当它们见到沼泽地里那冻成冰棍的血蟒后,纷纷吓退了! Xu Que harvested a series of Acting Cool Point(s) unknowingly, is eating cheerfully with Extreme Amiable Sect several disciple! 徐缺不知不觉又收获了一连串装逼值,正与太易派几名弟子吃得欢快! At this time, an old man in rags stealthy drilled from the woods, looked to Xu Que, observed closely the chicken wings on their hand, immediately two straightens! 这时候,一名衣衫褴褛的老头鬼鬼祟祟的从树林里钻了出来,望向徐缺这边,盯住他们手上的鸡翅膀,顿时两眼发直! Well?” “咦?” Xu Que happen to also saw him with several Extreme Amiable Sect disciple, is preparing to start talking, the old man flushed on an arrow step suddenly. 徐缺与几名太易派弟子正好也看见了他,正准备开口说话,老头突然就一个箭步冲了过来。 Under several people of stunned vision, the old man pushes to them side smilingly, the appearance that sees the acquaintance, said with a smile: Yo, roasts the chicken wing in this? Did not call me, was really.” 在几人愕然的目光下,老头嬉皮笑脸的挤到他们身旁,一副看到熟人的模样,笑道:“哟,在这烤鸡翅呢?怎么也不叫上我啊,真是的。” Then, he then grasps the two chicken wings on grill, toward the mouth stopper, ate. 说完,他便抓起烤架上的两只鸡翅膀,往嘴里塞去,自顾自的吃了起来。 That table manners, somewhat indecently. 那吃相,也有些不堪入目。 Eh......” 呃……” Xu Que recovers, looked that asked to several Extreme Amiable Sect disciple: „Do you know?” 徐缺回过神来,看向几名太易派弟子问道:“你们认识的?” shook the head that several people of whole faces compel ignorant. 几人满脸懵逼的摇了摇头 Didn't know? 不认识? Fuck me! 卧槽 The old swindler who this smelly is not concerned about face where braves, deceived to eat to deceive to drink to deceive my to come! 这臭不要脸的老骗子哪冒出来的,骗吃骗喝骗到我这来了! Xu Que stared wide-eyed, turns head to stare immediately to the old man, prepares to do accounts! 徐缺当即瞪大了眼睛,扭头瞪向老头,准备算账! Finally old man 2-3 roasting the wing gnawing, the excitement that the whole face had not given full expression, like a fan younger brother, looked that to Xu Que that respected very much said: Little brother, you are really the talent, can make the so good meal unexpectedly!” 结果老头2-3口就把烤翅给啃完了,满脸意犹未尽的兴奋,如同一个迷弟,很是崇敬的看向徐缺道:“小兄弟,你真是天才啊,竟能做出如此美味佳肴!” Yo, originally is a glutton! 哟,原来是个吃货啊! Xu Que was amused by his appearance, said with a smile: Cannot look, your old beggar also very understands to eat.” 徐缺被他这模样逗乐了,笑道:“看不出来,你这老叫花子还挺懂吃的嘛。” As soon as unexpectedly the old man listens, suddenly is not glad, gets angry: Who was the old beggar, the old man my supernatural might heroic bearing, had an imposing appearance, which point image beggar?” 谁料老头一听,突然就不乐意了,怒道:“谁是老叫花子了,老头我如此神武英姿,气宇轩昂,哪一点像乞丐了?” Which point resembles! 哪一点都像! Xu Que pulls out with several Extreme Amiable Sect disciple corners of the mouth, in heart as if by prior agreement should say. 徐缺与几名太易派弟子嘴角一抽,心中不约而同的应道。 The old man turns a blind eye to several people of expressions, turned upwards one leg on the other, picks the teeth, while said: Also calculates that your boy vision is good, if speaking of eating, the old man I said that world second, no one dares to call first.” 老头对几人的表情视若不见,自顾自的翘起了二郎腿,一边剔着牙,一边说道:“不过还算你小子眼光不错,若说到吃,老头我称世间第二,就没人敢称第一。” Xu Que one hear, is not glad, you eat my thing, but also dares boasting before me? 徐缺一听,也不乐意了,你吃我东西,还敢在我面前吹牛逼 Saying with a smile that immediately a face disdains: „Can old beggar, not boast, an age has not known bashfully. Frankly, is eating this aspect, I had obtained a laudatory name actually, is called Food God!” 当即一脸不屑的笑道:“老叫花子,能不能别吹牛啊,一把年纪还不知道害臊。实不相瞒,在吃这方面,我倒是曾经获得过一个美称,叫做食神!” fart, your kid, but also dares to say Food God!” The old man also flew into a rage immediately, shot from the ground, shouted abuse: Really is mores of society are declining daily, the young heart in the old days, has never seen the so impudent and shameless person. The truth told you, the old man I had eaten rare and exotic foods, your roasted the chicken wing to be nothing.” 放屁,就你这小屁孩,还敢自称食神!”老头立马也急眼了,从地上弹了起来,破口大骂:“真是世风日下,人心不古,从未见过如此厚颜无耻的人。实话告诉你,老头我曾经吃过龙肝凤胆,你这烤鸡翅算个屁。” Xu Que coldly snorted and said: „Do trivial rare and exotic foods also dare to take to show off? This Food God has eaten KFC, has eaten McDonald's, but also has eaten Pizza Hut!” 徐缺冷哼道:“区区龙肝凤胆也敢拿出来炫耀?本食神吃过肯德基,吃过麦当劳,还吃过必胜客!” What chicken anything work, listens not to listen, do not think that your casual lane name comes out to deceive me.” “什么鸡什么劳,听都没听过,别以为你随便弄个名字出来就能糊弄到我。” That is because of your ignorant and inexperienced!” “那是因为你孤陋寡闻!” fart, the old man on me knows the astronomy, below knows the geography!” 放屁,老头我上知天文,下知地理!” „, This Food God goes everywhere, omniscient!” “切,本食神上天入地,无所不知!” Bah, you are shameless!” “呸,你无耻!” You are not concerned about face smelly!” “你臭不要脸!” ...... …… Looks that these two quarrelled suddenly like this, several Extreme Amiable Sect disciple somewhat were ignorant. 看着这两人突然就这样吵起来,几名太易派弟子都有些懵了。 What this does? To struggle one „in society's first will eat title? 这是搞什么啊?就为了争一个“世间第一会吃”的名衔? Is this very honorable? Is worthwhile you to fly into a rage mutually! 这很光荣吗?犯得着你们这么互相急眼! Several people of speechless, do not know whether to laugh or cry, wants to open the mouth to mediate a quarrel, actually detected that simply does not have the crevice that they interrupted. 几人无语,哭笑不得,想开口劝架,却发觉根本没有他们插嘴的空隙。 Xu Que with that old man your my is cursing back, did not bring repeatedly, quarrelled obstinately the most double-hour! 徐缺跟那老头你一句我一句的来回骂着,还不带重复,愣是吵了大半个时辰! Finally, old man heavily snort/hum, said: I do not haggle over with your ignorant junior, back then the old man my Darknorth Sea, accompanied, is fed up the world innumerable mountain delicacies the time with Kunpeng Clan vertically and horizontally/able to move unhindered, your boy has not been born.” 最终,老头重重哼了一声,说道:“我不跟你这无知小辈计较,想当年老头我纵横北冥之海,跟鲲鹏一族结伴,吃尽天下无数山珍的时候,你小子还没出世呢。” „, Completely comes out to show off with these minor matters, I do not want to say that I have eaten Kunpeng!” A Xu Que face despises, boasting seldom. “切,尽拿这些小事出来炫耀,我都不想说我连鲲鹏都吃过!”徐缺一脸鄙夷,煞有其事的吹牛道。 The old man smiles to spurt immediately: hahahaha, then did your boasting blow broken? On your boy cultivation base, Fire Yuan Country has not even trod, but also dares saying that has eaten Darknorth Sea Kunpeng? Perhaps sees has not seen?” 老头立马笑喷出来:“哈哈哈哈,这下你牛皮吹破了吧?就你小子这点修为,连火元国都没踏出去过,还敢说吃过北冥之海鲲鹏?恐怕见都没见过吧?” Speaking of this, he also looks to Extreme Amiable Sect several people, asked: You said, you have listened to Kunpeng? Has seen Kunpeng?” 说到这,他还看向太易派几人,问道:“你们说说,你们听过鲲鹏么?见过鲲鹏么?” Extreme Amiable Sect several people of whole faces are blurry, simultaneously shook the head. 太易派几人满脸迷糊,齐齐摇了摇头 Darknorth Sea? Where is that? Kunpeng Clan? Does world have such a race? How to have never heard! 北冥之海?那是哪里?鲲鹏一族?世间有这么一个种族么?怎么从未听说过! Xu Que actually sneers saying: Old beggar, therefore I said you to be ignorant, isn't Kunpeng? I have not only eaten, finished eating is also in a poetic mood, wrote the first poem specially.” 徐缺却冷笑道:“老叫花子,所以我才说你无知,不就是鲲鹏么?我不仅吃过,吃完还诗兴大发,特意做了首诗呢。” Poem? Also can compose a poem to Kunpeng Clan on you? Come, read to listen!” The old man whole face teased. “诗?就你还能给鲲鹏一族写诗?来,念出来听听啊!”老头满脸戏谑道。 Xu Que shook the head, stands up, the opens the mouth read: In Darknorth exist a fish, its named Kun!” 徐缺摇了摇头,站起身,张口就念:“北冥有鱼,其名为鲲!” Eh......” As soon as the old man listens, on the face happy expression immediately stiffened. 呃……”老头一听,脸上笑意顿时僵住了。 In the heart thump, this boy actually knows that the Kun is the fish? Difficult to be inadequate has really seen? 心中咯噔一声,这小子竟然知道鲲是鱼?难不成真见过? Xu Que swept his one eyes, the corners of the mouth raised , to continue to discuss: Big of Kun, a pot cannot cook. Melting but is the bird, its named Péng, big of Péng, needs two to bake the frame. Polysaccharide, slightly spicy. Comes the bottle snowflake again, making us rush to the world bravely!” 徐缺扫了他一眼,嘴角一扬,继续念道:“鲲之大,一锅炖不下。化而为鸟,其名为鹏,鹏之大,需要两个烧烤架。一个多糖,一个微辣。再来瓶雪花,让我们勇闯天下!” !” “噗!” Extreme Amiable Sect several people spurted the chicken wing of mouth at the scene. 太易派几人当场把嘴里的鸡翅喷了出来。 This...... this is what poem! How many except that front with middle is listening also normally, other eats? 这……这算什么诗啊!除了前面跟中间几句听着还正常,其他的怎么都是吃的? Hiss!” “嘶!” But the old man actually inspires fiercely, stares the big eye pupil, unbelievable looks at Xu Que, in the heart shocks, for a very long time cannot be tranquil. 而老头却是猛吸了一口气,瞪大眼眸,难以置信的看着徐缺,心中震撼,久久不能平静。 Until the moment, he gets back one's composure suddenly, on a racket toward the thigh, shouts greatly: Good, good polysaccharide, slightly spicy, one hear made the person appetite open greatly! Really good poem, good poem!” 直至片刻,他才猛然回神,往大腿上一拍,大喊道:“好,好一句‘一个多糖,一个微辣’,一听就令人胃口大开!真是好诗,好诗啊!” pū tōng!” 噗通!” Several Extreme Amiable Sect disciple slip from the buttocks stone at the scene. 几名太易派弟子当场从屁股底下的石块上滑倒。 Xu Que looks to the old man, said with a smile pale: Erroneous approved, the erroneous approved!” 徐缺则看向老头,淡笑道:“谬赞了,谬赞了!” Comes, the boy, asked you, have you really eaten Kunpeng?” The old man changes into the appearance that is smiling immediately, originally ripe colludes with the Xu Que's shoulder, asked grinningly. “来来来,小子,问你啊,你真吃过鲲鹏?”老头立马换成嬉皮笑脸的模样,自来熟的勾上徐缺的肩膀,笑嘻嘻问道。 Xu Que toward a chest racket: That is, do I look like that boasting person?” 徐缺往胸口一拍:“那是,我像那种吹牛的人么?” What that...... is that snowflake? Why can rush to the world bravely?” “那……那个雪花又是何物?为何能勇闯天下?” "Oh, that is a beer. Look, your such a was raised, I was a little greedy, looked that your old beggar person is good, if another day I will ferment, will ask you to drink greatly! ” Xu Que patted old man's shoulder to say. “哦,那是一种啤酒。瞧,被你这么一提,我都有点馋了,看你这老叫花子人还不错,改天我若酿出来,就请你大喝一场!”徐缺拍了拍老头的肩膀道。 The old man is also glad to laugh, nods to say again and again: Good, I thought that your boy is also good, is may make the material! Come, this thing was regarded as the gift on first meeting, took away to play!” 老头也乐得哈哈大笑,连连点头道:“好,我看你这小子也不错,是个可造之材!来,此物就当做是见面礼了,拿去玩!” Saying, the old man then fishes out together swarthy jade token baseless, could not see clearly above to write anything, only carved a Qilin totem, is lending a plain and mysterious aura. 说着,老头便凭空摸出一块黑不溜秋的玉牌,看不清上面写了什么,只刻了一只麒麟的图腾,散发着一种古朴而神秘的气息。 Yo, that thanked.” “哟,那谢谢了啊。” Xu Que receives looks, cannot see the positive result, thought on the contrary this black jade appearance is good, then hung in oneself waist simply, regarded the falling decoration! 徐缺接过来一看,看不出名堂,反倒是觉得这墨玉卖相还不错,索性便挂在了自己腰间,当成坠饰! old man immediately is startled, follows close on focuses on the pupil narrowing the eyes, hehe smiled, had not said that also puts arms around shoulders with Xu Que chatted. 老头顿时一怔,紧跟着眼眸微眯,嘿嘿笑了一下,没有多说,又跟徐缺勾肩搭背的聊了起来。 Extreme Amiable Sect that several people look at the eyeball to turn in side, almost wants to faint. 太易派那几人在旁边看得眼珠子一翻,差点想晕倒。 Did you become reconciled? 你俩咋又和好了? ...... …… Whiz!” Whiz!” Whiz!” “嗖!”“嗖!”“嗖!” At this time, in the woods transmitted several sounds air-splitting suddenly, just like said innumerably silhouette is going through to come, in the meantime, boundless killing intent , the instantaneous front surface welled up. 这时,树林间陡然传来几道破空之响,宛若无数道身影在穿行而来,同时,一股磅礴的杀意,也瞬间迎面涌来。 Several Extreme Amiable Sect disciple complexions change, sets out suddenly, startled sound said: „The Blood Sea Gate person, came!” 几名太易派弟子脸色一变,霍然起身,惊声道:“血海门的人,来了!”
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