„Washes the hands.” Asakawa Naoki walked from the kitchen, „prepares to eat meal.” “去洗手。”浅川直树从厨房走了出来,“准备吃饭。” On the sofa looked that the young girl sound of television is desolate: 沙发上看电视的少女声音冷淡: „Too, I had starved to death late.” “太迟了,我已经饿死了。” „How starved to death can also speak?” “饿死了怎么还能说话？” „Was mad by you lives.” “又被你气活了。” „Actually to your savior politely.” “倒是对你的救命恩人客气一点啊。” „Who is savior?” Nanjou turns the head to look, on the face writes ‚I'm not happy’ clearly, „is playing with me obviously......” “救命恩人是谁？”南条转头望来,脸上清楚写着‘我不高兴’,“明明是在玩弄我……” Hey, a bit faster shut up! Does not want to become ‚will not have the younger sister of blood relationship gets so far as suffers extreme distress news headline male protagonist in the studio apartment’, the social death! 喂喂,快点闭嘴啊！才不想成为‘在单身公寓中将没有血缘的妹妹弄到死去活来’的新闻头条男主角,是要社会性死亡的啊！ Has had the dinner. 吃过晚餐。 Nanjou tidies up the tableware subconsciously, although likes Fujoshi manga, prepares with younger sister pervert who Elder Brother oneself works as the selection object, the housework ability is very accidentally high. 南条下意识收拾碗筷,虽然是喜欢腐女漫画,准备拿自己哥哥当取材对象的变态妹妹,家务能力意外很高。 Tidies up half, Nanjou responds quickly, the eye shoots a look at to Asakawa Naoki: „You wash dishes.” 收拾到一半,南条很快反应过来,眼睛瞥向浅川直树:“你去洗碗。” „Matter had explained a moment ago......” Asakawa Naoki was speechless. “事情刚才已经解释过了……”浅川直树无语。 „Explanation is useful, what also wants the police to make?” Nanjou both hands hug in the chest front, the expression is discontented, „was heard by others by some chance, but also how in school and male student date?” “解释有用,还要警察做什么？”南条双手抱在胸前,表情不满,“万一被其他人听到,还怎么在学校和男生交往？” oneself is what character, has not selected the number at heart! Begins school for a half month, is a friend does not have date! Usually did not speak, one can chat in a moment the day, now awakens the heart of pervert drew Fujoshi manga...... as if presents the future of innumerable parallel world at present, in most future, you will spend one's last years by the dwelling female status lonely! 自己是什么性格,心里没点儿数么！开学半个多月,又是一个朋友都没有交往到吧！平时不说话,一说话就能把天聊死,现在又觉醒了画腐女漫画的变态之心……眼前似乎出现了无数个平行世界的未来,绝大多数的未来中,你都会以宅女的身份孤独终老啊！ „Thump.” “咚。” On foot slightly a pain. 脚上微微一痛。 „What steps on me to make?” Asakawa Naoki has gotten back one's composure. “踩我做什么？”浅川直树回过神。 Nanjou partly narrows the eye, „your look lets person very angry.” 南条半眯起眼睛,“你的眼神让人火大。” Because a look distinguishes the person to be guilty, the cruel queen in which world you are! 因为一个眼神就判别人有罪,你是哪个世界的残暴女王啊！ „Washes dishes a bit faster.” Nanjou light snort/hum said, „my date does not arrive at the boyfriend...... you to shoulder the responsibility to me by some chance.” “快点去洗碗。”南条轻哼道,“万一我交往不到男朋友……你给我负起责任来。” „......” “……” ...... …… Washes the dishes, does the living room cleaning, Asakawa Naoki returns to the living room to start to study daily, Nanjou is the nest in the corner of sofa, holds the handpainted board to draw manga. 洗好碗筷,打扫完客厅卫生,浅川直树回到客厅开始日常学习,南条则是窝在沙发的角落中,抱着手绘板画漫画。 „Buzz humming sound.” “嗡嗡嗡。” The cell phone vibrates gently. 手机轻轻震动起来。 Asakawa Naoki takes up the cell phone, is news that Itsuki sends. 浅川直树拿起手机,是五月发来的消息。 „Asakawa-san, in?” “浅川同学,在吗？” „In.” “在。” „Met an ultra difficult maths problem a moment ago, you looked how should solve?” “刚才遇到了一道超难的数学题,你看一下该怎么解？” After several seconds, a picture transmits, the Asakawa Naoki click examination, the discovery was together recently study the arrangement application topic, the difficulty rank was the rank of homework, silent calculation more than ten seconds in the heart, Asakawa Naoki has the answer. 数秒之后,一张照片发送过来,浅川直树点击查看,发现是一道最近正在学的排列组合应用题,难度等级是家庭作业的级别,在心中默算十几秒,浅川直树已经有了答案。 However...... 不过…… „Itsuki?” “五月呢？” „I in you.” “我在等你呢。” Asakawa Naoki said silently: „You are not Itsuki.” 浅川直树默默道:“你不是五月。” „hey?” The young girl of cell phone that end is startled, „what Asakawa-san is saying, who amn't I Itsuki can also be?” “诶？”手机那端的少女一怔,“浅川同学在说什么呀,我不是五月还能是谁？” Itsuki is fat, although likes eating meatbun, but the learn/study attitude is super, now is also less than eight o'clock, will only solve earnestly painstakingly, will not put out a hand to ask that others want the homework the answer! 五月胖虽然爱吃肉包,但学习态度超级认真,现在还不到八点钟,只会埋头苦解,才不会伸手问别人要家庭作业的答案啊！ „Exercise book was too clean.” Asakawa Naoki complained, „the Itsuki exercise book is not so clean.” “习题册太干净了。”浅川直树吐槽道,“五月的习题册才没有这么干净。” „......” “……” Cell phone that end silent several seconds, soon have the recent news to transmit. 手机那端沉默数秒,很快有新的消息发送过来。 „Without thinking was seen through quickly, Asakawa-san understood very much Itsuki...... Itsuki in my hand, does not want to let my kill the hostage words, told me the answer little darling of homework topic.” “没想到这么快就被识破了,浅川同学很了解五月嘛……五月在我手上,不想让我撕票的话,就把家庭作业题的答案乖乖告诉我。” „Does not want, kill the hostage.” “不要了,撕票吧。” „Unexpectedly rejected simply, Itsuki can cry.” “居然这么干脆就拒绝了,五月会哭的哦。” So long as there is meatbun to save a life, Itsuki can same place full blood resurrect, without you said is so frail! 只要有肉包救命,五月就能原地满血复活,才没有你说的那么脆弱啊！ „Itsuki takes a bath in bath room, Asakawa-san told my words the answer, picture that I can illicitly photograph Itsuki take a bath to you look.” “五月在浴室洗澡呢,浅川同学将答案告诉我的话,我可以偷拍五月洗澡的照片给你看喔。” Who wants to look at that type of thing! The really curious words, used the perspective/see through ability to be good directly! Moreover looks delivers four, your five sisters' statures are exactly the same, looked that is equal to looking at five! 谁想看那种东西啊！真好奇的话,直接用透视能力就好了吧！而且还是看一送四,你们五姐妹的身材一模一样,看一个等于看五个啊！ „Asakawa-san guesses that is who?” Not the well-known young girl of cell phone that end said with a smile, „guesses right the reward.” “浅川同学猜猜是谁？”手机那端的不知名少女笑吟吟说,“猜对有奖励哦。” „It is not Ichika......” Asakawa Naoki silently complained, „who can you also be?” “不是一花……”浅川直树默默吐槽道,“你还能是谁？” The number of times that among five sisters, Asakawa Naoki and Ichika have to do are least, but character has from the usual speech manner roughly analyzed —— to be ‚thick-skinned heart is black’ character, one of qualities most upper dogs can have. 五姐妹当中,浅川直树和一花打交道的次数最少,不过性格已经从平时的说话举止中有了大致分析——应该是‘脸厚心黑’的性格,绝大多数成功者都会具有的素质之一。 Later the university graduation is in the society, the Ichika achievement is perhaps highest, in five sisters the achievement lowest person should be Miku, same will become in the home to squat with Nanjou incautiously. „Unexpectedly guessed right all of a sudden, Asakawa-san has not really disappointed me.” Ichika has not denied the own status actually, „, please search and collect today the reward of share.” 以后大学毕业走上社会,一花说不定成就最高,五姐妹中成就最低的人应该是三玖,一不小心就会和南条一样成为家里蹲。“居然一下子就猜对了,浅川同学果然没让我失望。”一花倒是没有否认自己的身份,“那么,请查收今日份的奖励哦。” After several seconds, an selfie photo transmits, in the picture full is snow white and fresh-faced. 数秒后,一张自拍照发送过来,照片中满是雪白与粉嫩。 „*Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*” “盯——” The ice-cold vision falls on the Asakawa Naoki vest. 冰冷的目光落在浅川直树背心上。 „Unexpectedly makes the girl prothoate give as required by rule you......” Nanjou both hands to hug in the chest front, partly narrows the eye, with looking at the looks of sewer kitchen trash looks, „you were fierce.” “居然让女孩子发果照给你……”南条双手抱在胸前,半眯起眼睛,用看下水道厨余垃圾的眼神望来,“你厉害了啊。” Hey, do not talk nonsense! Peeps others cell phone, sees clearly actually condemns again! 喂喂,别胡说啊！偷看别人手机也就罢了,倒是看清楚再问罪啊！ „A moment ago was Ichika......” “刚才是一花……” „Who is Ichika?” “一花是谁？” „Home Tutor class enrolling in supplementary lessons female student.” “家教课的补习女生。” „Occupies, unexpectedly the own Home Tutor object?” The expression on Nanjou face ice-colder, as if just went hunting the young girl of return from Siberia, body binds to curl the cold air and bloodiness, „warning, surrendering to reduce the discretion of punishment.” “居、居然还是自己的家教对象？”南条脸上的表情更冰冷了,仿佛刚从西伯利亚打猎归来的少女,身上裹卷着寒气与血腥,“报警吧,自首可以减轻量刑。” oneself makes mistakes, must surrender! Do not calculate that is not that type of picture, even if also has no relations, so long as did not enlarge the Ichika's belly, does not calculate that violates the law! 自己犯了什么错,就要自首了啊！别算不是那种照片,就算是也没什么关系,只要不是弄大了一花的肚子,就不算犯法啊！ Asakawa Naoki holds up the cell phone, cannot bear say: „You saw clearly spoke again.” 浅川直树举起手机,忍不住道:“你看清楚了再说话。” „I do not look.” Nanjou turns the face away, the sound shuts out, „do not look at the shameless shameless color Q thing to me.” “我不看。”南条扭过脸,声音嫌弃,“别给我看下流无耻色Q的东西。” Therefore the pervert young girl of your picture Fujoshi book, had what qualifications to say others color Q! Your book is awful better! 所以说你这个画腐女本子的变态少女,有什么资格说别人色Q啊！你的本子更糟糕好不好！ „You saw clearly.” Asakawa Naoki in front of toward Nanjou hands over the one of the cell phone, „is the elbow, do not misunderstand the person.” “你看清楚了。”浅川直树把手机往南条面前一递,“是手肘,别误会人。” Ichika is the thick-skinned heart is black, is not all comes are welcome slut, naturally will not send the awful picture. 一花是脸厚心黑,才不是来者不拒的痴女,当然不会发糟糕的照片。 Nanjou looked at a cell phone, discovered that truly is the elbow, photography angle awful, is very very easy to misunderstand the buttocks. 南条看了一眼手机,发现确实是胳膊肘,不过拍摄的角度很糟糕,很容易让人误会成屁股。 „Is Ichika the name of female student?” Nanjou pursed the lips asked. “一花是女生的名字？”南条抿着粉唇问道。 „Right.” “没错。” „Why does a girl want to send this type of picture to you?” Nanjou narrows the eye, the whole face is the unhappy expression. “一个女孩子为什么要发这种照片给你？”南条眯起眼睛,满脸都是不开心的表情。 „Your so-called picture, merely is the elbow.” Asakawa Naoki counter-attacks, „I on the contrary was curious you to see anything from the picture.” “你所谓的这种照片,仅仅是胳膊肘。”浅川直树进行反击,“我反倒好奇你从照片中看见了什么。” Nanjou: „......” 南条:“……” „nonsense.” Nanjou bends the waist to take the handpainted board, „makes me select material is you duty as Elder Brother......” “废话少说。”南条弯腰去拿手绘板,“让我取材是你身为哥哥的义务……” Do not crack a joke, in the world did not have the Elder Brother to remove completely let the duty that the younger sister selected material! Really took off/escaped made you select material, perhaps tomorrow will enter Germany orthopedics! 别开玩笑了,世界上才没有哥哥脱光了让妹妹取材的义务吧！真脱了让你取材,说不定明天就会进德国骨科的啊！