„...... Do you do?” “……你干嘛？” delinquent girl shuts out to look, „bumps your that's all, why to show a live without hope expression?” 不良少女嫌弃望来,“只是碰你一下而已,干嘛露出一副生无可恋的表情？” Naturally live without hope! 当然生无可恋了啊！ Silver-haired loli Ootori Koharu superpower is anything has not known, unexpectedly triggered passively in your body, the heart tired to letting the person spits blood! 银发萝莉凤小春的超能力是什么还不知道,居然又在你身上触发了被动,心累到让人吐血啊！ After could it be, really must squat like the dead dwelling in home, the front door two do not step, on Sensei by the life that does support? 难道以后真要像死宅一样蹲在家中,大门不出二门不迈,过上被老师包养的生活？ obedient kitty Sensei must get married? 软猫老师也要嫁人的吧？ Wait. 等等。 High School graduates marries, can live by pimping justifiablily? 高中毕业就结婚,岂不是就可以名正言顺地吃软饭了？ Asakawa Naoki seriously pondered three seconds, rule out this option silently. 浅川直树认真思考了三秒钟,默默将这个选项划去。 The oneself stomach is good, not to need the Sensei soft food! Even if also oneself wants to eat, still wants others to comply to be good, if dares in front of Sensei saying that ‚Sensei supports me’, the review repenting entertainers'guild turned into 10,000 characters! 自己肠胃好得很,才不需要吃老师的软饭！再说就算自己想吃,也要别人答应才行,要是敢在老师面前说‘老师包养我吧’,检讨悔过书会变成一万字的啊！ „Really does not want this ability.” “果然一点儿都不想要这种能力。” Asakawa Naoki sighed. 浅川直树叹了口气。 Often makes trouble, superpower that is unable to control to oneself, does not need! 动不动就给自己制造麻烦,根本无法掌控的超能力,一点儿都不需要！ „Ha?” delinquent girl is astonished however to look, „what did you say a moment ago?” “哈？”不良少女讶然望来,“你刚才说什么？” „Actually I am Esper.” “其实我是超能力者。” Asakawa Naoki said earnestly. 浅川直树认真说道。 This delinquent girl will discover sooner or later the unusuality of body, said late might as well say early, at this moment, Asakawa Naoki has been able to use ‚Great Sage’ mentality facing all. 这个不良少女早晚会发现身上的异常,晚说不如早说,事到如今,浅川直树已经可以用‘大贤者’的心态面对一切了。 Chiba Nanako silent three seconds, pink lips light start/open say/way: „...... Are you teasing me?” 千叶奈奈子沉默三秒钟,粉唇轻启道:“……你在逗我？” „I do not have.” Asakawa Naoki sighed, the headache was incomparable, „last month that was just began school, my sleep/felt wakes up, suddenly awakened strange superpower......” “我没有。”浅川直树叹了口气,头痛无比,“那是上个月刚开学的时候,我一觉醒来,忽然觉醒了奇怪的超能力……” „Peeping female student skirt bottom superpower?” “偷看女生裙底的超能力？” delinquent girl partly narrows the eye, on the face reveals to look at the food chain lowest level carbon base lifeform same exclusion look. 不良少女半眯起眼睛,脸上露出看食物链最底层碳基生物一样的嫌弃眼神。 „On that day was you have not put on obviously......” “那天明明是你没穿……” „Shut up!” “闭嘴！” delinquent girl elegant face one red, vision very fierce stared, probably envies the queen of Snow White, the next quarter must force in the Asakawa Naoki mouth Apple, making Asakawa Naoki unable to open the mouth forever. 不良少女俏脸一红,目光超凶瞪了过来,像是嫉妒白雪公主的王后,下一刻就要将苹果塞进浅川直树口中,让浅川直树永远开不了口。 „Gives me to forget entirely!” Chiba Nanako shames clenches teeth angry, „dares saying that again a character you died!” “给我统统忘掉！”千叶奈奈子羞恼咬牙,“再敢说一个字你就死定了！” „yes yes yes.” Asakawa Naoki does not have the fluctuation, spoke thoughtlessly to be perfunctory, „in brief, the situation was this...... you must be ready.” “是是是。”浅川直树毫无波动,随口敷衍,“总而言之,情况就是这样……你要做好准备。” „What do I prepare?” delinquent girl is startled, „what relations and do I have?” “我准备什么？”不良少女一怔,“和我有什么关系？” „A moment ago was not the static electricity that the clothes rubbed produce, but was the superpower uncontrolled sequela.” Asakawa Naoki ten fingers of overlapping, sighed again, „congratulated you, troubled to be encumbered from now henceforth.” “刚才并非是衣服摩擦产生的静电,而是超能力不受控制的后遗症。”浅川直树十指交叉,再次叹了口气,“恭喜你,从今以后麻烦缠身了。” „I understood.” “我听懂了。” Chiba Nanako nods gently, summarized unemotionally: „...... Evidently you are the advanced age Chuunibyou patient.” 千叶奈奈子轻轻点头,面无表情地总结道:“……看样子你是高龄中二病患者。” „......” “……” 9 : 30 pm bell. 晚上 9 点半钟。 „Humming sound.” “嗡嗡。” The cell phone vibrates, is news that next door obedient kitty Sensei sends. 手机震动起来,是隔壁软猫老师发来的消息。 „When do you sleep?” “你们什么时候睡觉？” „My 11 rests.” Asakawa Naoki replied, „when Chiba rests does not know.” “我十一点休息。”浅川直树回答,“千叶什么时候睡不知道。” „How in the evening plans to rest?” “晚上打算怎么睡？” „My bed, Chiba rests on the ground.” “我睡床,千叶睡在地上。” „It is not good.” “不行。” „Why isn't good?” “为什么不行？” „How can your bed, making the female student rest on the ground?” “怎么能你睡床,让女生睡在地上？” Rested on the ground? 睡在地上怎么了？ duo the A dream also rests in the closet! If not the closet is too small, this delinquent girl also is too only big, forced in her the closet directly! Without the basement, does not have the small black room, the closet manages actually enough! 哆啦A梦还睡在壁橱里面呢！如果不是壁橱太小,这只不良少女又太大,直接把她塞进壁橱里面了啊！没有地下室,也没有小黑屋,壁橱倒是管够啊！ Asakawa Naoki stops for a half second: „That together bed?” 浅川直树停顿半秒:“那就一起睡床？” „......” “……” Kirisu Mafuyu sends in ‚you look at office’ emoji pack silently, then said: „You rest the ground, does not permit to bully the female schoolmate!” 桐须真冬默默发来一个‘你看着办’的表情包,然后道:“你睡地上,不准欺负女同学！” Therefore Chiba is delinquent girl, oneself delicate top student, how to see the oneself bullied that person? 所以说千叶才是不良少女,自己只是柔弱优等生,怎么看自己都是被欺负的那个人吧？ „Sorry, is late.” “抱歉,已经迟了。” „What do you mean?” “什么意思？” The Kirisu Mafuyu willow eyebrows are light, not a good premonition well ups, could it be said...... 桐须真冬柳眉轻蹙,一股不好的预感涌上心头,难道说…… „Right, is such that you think.” “没错,就是你想的那样。” The Asakawa Naoki honest confession, hangs the head and admits guilt: „Played the street tyrant a moment ago, superpower loses control.” 浅川直树老实交代,低头认罪:“刚才玩街霸,超能力又失控了。” „......” “……” Long time after being silent . 良久沉默之后。 A recent news springs finally. 一条新消息终于弹出。 „Monday review did not need to hand over.” “星期一的检讨不用交了。” Kirisu Mafuyu issues the trial book, condemned the life-long imprisonment directly: „Later do not go to the school, the surface is treating at home, so as to avoid damages others.” 桐须真冬下达审判书,直接判处了终生监禁:“以后别去学校了,就在家里面待着吧,免得祸害别人。” Asakawa Naoki said silently: „Will starve to death.” 浅川直树默默道:“会饿死。” „I put your entrance the lunch, oneself come out to take.” “我把便当放你门口,自己出来取。” Hey, you did not plan to enter the gate! Unexpectedly must be away from deliver the food, this is the ferocious repeat offender has the treatment that! Does not go out to damage others for oneself, unexpectedly the decision gives self up to raise the tiger, Ministry of Education should issue the certificates of ten big outstanding teachers to you! 喂喂,你连门都不打算进了吗！居然要隔着门送饭,这是穷凶极恶的重刑犯才有的待遇啊！为了自己不出去祸害他人,居然决定舍身饲虎,教育部应该给你颁发十大杰出教师的奖状啊！ „Sensei.” Asakawa Naoki raises hand silently, „I can also rescue.” “老师。”浅川直树默默举手,“我还可以抢救一下。” „Did not have the opportunity.” Kirisu Mafuyu is relentless, „life-long imprisonment.” “没机会了。”桐须真冬毫不留情,“终生监禁吧。” In an instant to 10 : 30 pm bell. 转眼到了晚上 10 点半钟。 „Should sleep.” Asakawa Naoki captures the phone charger, in the evening sleeps to pay attention to the security, do not attack the cell phone on the charger, „game will play tomorrow again.” “该睡觉了。”浅川直树将手机充电器拔掉,晚上睡觉要注意安全,不要将手机一直插在充电器上,“游戏明天再玩。” Is playing delinquent girl of soul of darkness to be astonished however to look: „Sleeps early?” 正在玩黑暗之魂的不良少女讶然望来:“这么早睡觉？” „Kabuinujiro has fallen asleep.” Short leg young dog in Asakawa Naoki pointed shoe box, „already not early.” “犬次郎都已经睡着了。”浅川直树指了指鞋盒中的短腿幼犬,“已经不早了。” Chiba Nanako looks to the shoe box lies falling asleep Kabuinujiro, under the body is also fronting a towel, suddenly is somewhat ashamed, as the master, completely forgot own pet, somewhat cannot really be justified, but Asakawa also calculated half master, making him look after barely adequate. 千叶奈奈子看向鞋盒中趴着睡着的犬次郎,身下还垫着一条毛巾,忽然有些羞愧,身为主人,完全忘记了自己的宠物,实在有些说不过去,不过浅川也算半个主人了,让他照顾勉勉强强。 „Time truly not early......” “时间确实不早了……” delinquent girl lifted the hand to cover the mouth to have a yawn, has not stayed up late to play the idea of game, set out to switch off the television, then looked to Asakawa: „Where do I rest?” 不良少女抬手掩嘴打了个哈欠,没有熬夜玩游戏的想法,起身将电视关掉,然后看向浅川:“我睡哪里？” „Your bed.” Asakawa Naoki took the quilt, sits down on the sofa, „I rest the sofa.” “你睡床。”浅川直树拿了被子,在沙发上坐下,“我睡沙发。” „I also think that you will make me squat for night in the corner.” Chiba Nanako curls the lip gently, takes a step to arrive at the bedside to sit down, looks at the quilt that takes newly, suddenly is somewhat anxious. “我还以为你会让我在墙角蹲一夜呢。”千叶奈奈子轻轻撇嘴,迈步走到床边坐下,看着新拿出来的被子,忽然有些紧张。 Really can sleep on the bed of boy? 真要在男孩子的床上睡觉？ After falling asleep, if Asakawa suddenly awakened the beast inside, what to do does throw night assault oneself? 睡着以后,万一浅川忽然兽性大发,扑上来夜袭自己怎么办？ Boy lifeform , like the wild animal, will change the body werewolf by the evening? It is not good, must maintain the vigilance, decided that in the evening stays up late to play the cell phone, does not sleep! 男孩子这种生物,就和野兽一样,到了晚上就会变身狼人的吧？不行,必须保持警惕,决定了,晚上熬夜玩手机,不睡觉了！ „Did I turn off a light?” Asakawa Naoki arrives at the wall, „bedside has the small desk lamp, you can sleep with the night pattern.” “我关灯了？”浅川直树走到墙边,“床边有小台灯,你可以用夜间模式睡觉。” „Wordy.” Chiba Nanako turns on the desk lamp, urged, „turned off a light a bit faster.” “啰嗦。”千叶奈奈子打开台灯,催促道,“快点关灯。” „.” “啪。” In the room is dim. 房间中昏暗下来。 The Chiba Nanako hesitant several seconds, take off the silk stockings skirt and coat quietly, It can't he helped, sleep cannot wear the clothes, smearing the quilt can feel sorry. 千叶奈奈子犹豫数秒,悄悄脱下丝袜裙子和外套,没办法,睡觉总不能穿衣服,弄脏被子会过意不去。 „Not strange flavor......” “没有奇怪的味道……” delinquent girl lay down, looks to the direction of sofa, the pupil light flashes gently. 不良少女躺了下来,看向沙发的方向,眸光轻轻闪动。 „Never expected that this fellow loves unexpectedly accidentally/surprisingly cleanly, but also thinks that oneself must help clean up.” “没想到这个家伙居然意外的爱干净,还以为自己要帮忙打扫卫生呢。” „Playing game is also very fierce, is not the bookworm.” “玩游戏也很厉害,不是书呆子。” „Pitifully is the advanced age Chuunibyou patient, how possibly to have superpower that type of thing......” “可惜是个高龄中二病患者,怎么可能有超能力那种东西……” The dim light of night is quiet. 夜色静谧。 Chiba Nanako played the little while cell phone, is stranded intent to attack turbulently. 千叶奈奈子玩了会儿手机,一股困意汹涌来袭。 „Good trapped/sleepy......” “好困……” „Rests, one small under......” “睡一下,就一小下……” ...... …… Next day. 第二天。 7 : 30 am bell. 早上 7 点半钟。 „Thump thump thump.” “咚咚咚。” The knock resounds cheerfully. 敲门声欢快响起。 Does not wait for Asakawa Naoki to open the door, the door lock the swayed from side to side sound then made a sound, „fool Nii-chan, I and Nanjou-nee elder sister came to see you!” 不等浅川直树开门,门锁被人扭动的声音便响了起来,“笨蛋尼桑,我和南条姐姐来看你了！” The door was shoved open, the younger sister who two do not have the blood relationship walked from out of the door together. 房门被人推开,两个没有血缘关系的妹妹从门外一道走了进来。 „You two wait for me to open the door actually!” Asakawa Naoki cannot bear shout. “你们两个倒是等我开门啊！”浅川直树忍不住喊道。 Played does not say one ahead of time, unexpectedly also took the key to open the door directly, you paid attention to actually! If by some chance oneself has not worn the clothes, must have the brother and sister tragedy! 来玩也不提前说一句,居然还拿钥匙直接开门,你们倒是注意一下啊！万一自己没穿衣服,岂不是要发生兄妹惨剧了！ „*Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*” “盯——” Nanjou narrows the eye, in the bosom is holding school bag, inside estimate is the Fujoshi book: „You in afraid?” 南条眯起眼睛,怀中抱着书包,里面估计又是腐女本子:“你在心虚？” Naturally afraid! delinquent girl on bed has not processed, by you were discovered how wants super to trouble! 当然心虚了啊！床上的不良少女还没有处理掉,被你们发现怎么想都超级麻烦吧！ „Has what relations, we have knocked on a door.” “有什么关系嘛,我们已经敲过门了。” Combs twin tail Rin-chan to shake the key on finger, rents the apartment time she and Nanjou have come together, therefore both people are prepared with the key, „fool Nii-chan did could it be just get out of bed in the morning makes shameless...... hey hey hey?!” 梳着双马尾的小凛摇动手指上的钥匙,租公寓的时候她和南条一起来过,所以两个人都有备用钥匙,“笨蛋尼桑难道早上刚起床就在做下流的……诶诶诶？！” Sakura Rin opens the eye suddenly, on the face shows the unbelievable shocking expression: „And It is not good! Nii-chan abducted the elementary student to go home unexpectedly!” 佐仓凛忽然睁大眼睛,脸上露出难以置信的震惊表情:“不、不好了！尼桑居然诱拐小学生回家了！” ( PS: Told me to have the prohibited place to need to revise, however under did not show that the red highlight typeface, does not know where completely must change......) (PS:告诉我有违禁的地方需要修改,然而下方不显示红色高亮字体,完全不知道要改哪里……)