TRRLB :: Volume #2

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The lens give immediately, sees only a lesser monk to carry the cruller, is frowning in the crowd. 镜头立刻给了过去,只见一个小和尚拎着油条,皱着眉头走在人群中。 Let alone the press woman, the person eye before television shone, this lesser monk was also too lovable. 别说女记者了,电视机前的人眼睛都亮了,这小和尚也太可爱了。 The press women were one ran vigorously, with her thinks the most attractive smile said to the lesser monk: Young master, hello/you good.” 女记者更是一个健步跑了上去,用她自认为最漂亮的笑容对小和尚道:“小法师,你好。” The lesser monk gawked, look up her, first looked at the hair, then looked at the face, then looked at the chest, finally relaxes: Hair is short, has regular facial features, even chest/heart, should male.” 小和尚一愣,抬头看了看她,先看头发,再看脸,然后看胸口,最后松了口气:“头发短,五官端正,平胸,应该是男的。” The face of press woman was instantaneously black! 女记者的脸瞬间就黑了! The audience before television burst out laughing again, laughed. 电视前的观众再次喷饭了,哈哈大笑了起来。 The press women clench jaws, diligently squeezes a smile: You misread, I am female...... yeah yeah, do not run!” 女记者咬牙切齿,努力的挤出一丝笑容道:“你看错了,我是女……哎哎哎,别跑啊!” The lesser monk runs while is shouting: Help, has the female sexual harasser!” 那小和尚一边跑一边喊着:“救命啊,有女色狼啊!” The press women stand in same place, such as was struck by lightning...... 女记者站在原地,如遭雷击…… Before the television, what people smile is doubles with laughter. 电视前,人们笑的是前仰后合。 At this moment, a man who wears red robe takes a stroll from the lens road ahead, everyone said: Another wears the gown, hurries to interview! This goods are compel funny!” 就在这时,一个身穿红袍的男子溜溜达达的从镜头前路过,大家直呼:“又一个穿袍子的,赶紧采访啊!这货准是个逗逼!” Even some people gave the television station to telephone directly, the station manager first calls the press woman: Chen Yue, should not be in a daze, hurries to pursue. Do not reject, you forgot you entered Taiwan initially time, what has said? The people want to look at anything, we interviewed anything. On, most shut out...... yeah yeah, did not say that you are unattractive. You were certainly attractive, you are my prima donna, a little confidence, goes.” 甚至有人直接给电视台打电话了,台长第一时间给女记者打了电话:“陈悦啊,别发呆了,赶紧追上去吧。别拒绝,你忘记你当初入台的时候,说过什么吗?群众想看什么,我们就采访什么。上吧,最多就是被嫌弃一下……哎哎哎,不是说你不好看。你当然漂亮了,你可是咱家当家花旦,有点信心,去吧。” Chen Yueshen inspires, clenches teeth, then aroused the courage to catch up with that red robe little elder brother who carried the cruller to walk while eats. 陈悦深吸一口气,咬咬牙,然后鼓足了勇气追上了那个拎着油条一边走一边吃的红袍子小哥。 Mister, can interview?” Chen Yue asked with an attractive smile “先生,能采访一下么?”陈悦用一个漂亮的笑容问道 red robe naturally was Yu Huifei, Yu Huifei then looked, was a press woman. This press woman hair is very short, was almost the wool inch, but the facial features were very good, was a beautiful woman. 红袍的自然就是余会非了,余会非回头一看,是个女记者。这女记者头发很短,几乎就是毛寸了,但是五官很好,是个美女。 Yu Huifei said with a smile: To money?” 余会非笑道:“给钱么?” Chen Yue smile instantaneously stiff...... 陈悦的笑容瞬间就僵硬了…… Before the television, smiles to fall face down a group of audience. 电视机前又笑趴下一批观众。 Chen Yuezhen wants to shout 'fuck your mom', today meets what rare and beautiful flowers is? 陈悦真的很想骂娘啊,今天遇到的都是些什么奇葩啊? The television station interviewed him, helping him become famous, beams with joy, but also asked to money? mmp! This goods brain water penetration? Hasn't seen money for a lifetime? 电视台采访他,帮他出名,露脸,还问给钱么?mmp!这货脑子进水了么?还是一辈子没见过钱啊? At this moment, a person to/clashes: To money, to money, 300 how?” 就在这时,一人冲上来:“给钱,给钱,三百咋样?” Yu Huifei was shocked, he is speaks thoughtlessly to tease one, never expected that the opposite party really gives money. 余会非愣住了,他就是随口调侃一句而已,没想到对方真给钱啊。 However Yu Huifei may not have in the time the television, he just paid money meets in the time of paying up, turns around, that several fellows did not have the shadow. He also worries to get angry now, for fear that several have no fellow of understanding of secular world, makes the trick. 但是余会非可没时间上电视,他刚刚付钱结账的一会功夫里,一个转身,那几个家伙全没影了。他现在还着急上火呢,生怕那几个对凡间没啥了解的家伙,闹出幺蛾子来。 Therefore, Yu Huifei rejected naturally: Selects? Ok, I also had walk beforehand.” 于是,余会非大方的拒绝了:“就这么点啊?算了吧,我还有事先走了。” Then, Yu Huifei walked. 说完,余会非就走了。 Sees this, the press woman air/Qi to yell: Isn't good on interview two?” 看到这一幕,女记者气得大叫道:“就采访两句不行么?” Yu Huifei waves saying: „It is not good, has no free time.” 余会非挥挥手道:“不行,没空。” The male reporter shouts with this: additional Money shop not?” 男记者跟这喊道:“加钱行不?” Yu Huifei just saw distant place Cowherd and the others converged with Cui Jue and money Youdao, immediately relaxes, does not worry. 余会非刚好看到了远处牛郎等人跟崔珏、钱有道汇合了,顿时松了口气,也不着急了。 His with a laugh then asked: additional how much money?” 他笑呵呵的回头问道:“加多少钱啊?” The audience before television is one speechless, this goods are also too direct, is not too concerned about face, simply sitting starting price, what villain countenance display is drippings completely sends! 电视机前的观众是一阵无言啊,这货也太直接,太不要脸了吧,简直把坐地起价,小人嘴脸发挥的是淋淋尽致啊! Two reporters are also the helplessness of first even/including, the male reporter said: 500, line not?” 两记者也是一连的无奈,男记者道:“五百,行不?” Yu Huifei shows a faint smile: Again in addition?” 余会非微微一笑:“再加点?” Does not interview!” Press woman Chen Yuezhi holds together bellows. “不采访了!”女记者陈悦直接气得大吼。 Yu Huifei sees her to walk, hurries saying: Other, chatted? It is not good, 500 500.” 余会非见她要走,赶紧道:“别的啊,谈谈呗?不行,五百就五百吧。” The audience were again speechless, this goods are really...... do not compel the face! 观众们再次无语了,这货还真是……不要逼脸! Chen Yue under pulling of male reporter, came back finally, she looked in any case at present this goods are not pleasing to the eyes, brings several points of uncomfortable asking: „Do you...... attend the competition?” 陈悦最终在男记者的拉扯下,回来了,她是横竖看眼前这货不顺眼啊,带着几分不爽的问道:“你……来参加比赛的?” Yu Huifei nods: Right, otherwise comes to here to do?” 余会非点头:“对啊,要不然来这里干嘛?” Chen Yue said with a smile: You are not will struggle second?” 陈悦笑道:“你不会也是来争第二名的吧?” Yu Huifei shakes the head: I had self-knowledge, second even.” 余会非摇头:“我有自知之明,第二名就算了吧。” Chen Yue is somewhat surprised, this fellow really had the facial skin, knows that was concerned about face? 陈悦有些惊讶,这家伙竟然有脸皮了,知道要脸了? Then Yu Huifei said easely: I felt, I took tenth casually on the line. Too words ahead, were too high-profile.” 然后余会非悠悠然道:“我觉得,我随便拿个第十名就行了。太往前的话,太高调了。” Chen Yue raises head to have a look at the day, seemed saying: „It is not concerned about face......” 陈悦仰头看看天,仿佛在说:“不要脸……” The people before television are almost also scolding are not concerned about face. 电视机前的人们差不多也在骂不要脸。 Chen Yue is suppressing uncomfortable, said: Mister, you know that this time attended the competition what people are?” 陈悦压制着不爽,道:“先生,你知道这次参加比赛的都是些什么人么?” Yu Huifei thinks: Hears many specialties.” 余会非想了想:“听说好多专业的。” Chen Yue nods: Right, many specialized, many people have even won the position at the marathon competition of each place. Also some people have taken the second third good achievements in the world stage. You also think that now oneself can take first ten?” 陈悦点头:“对,很多专业的,很多人甚至在各个地方的马拉松大赛上拿过名次。还有人在世界舞台上拿过第二第三名的好成绩。你现在还觉得自己能拿下前十名么?” Yu Huifei touches the chin, grins: Aiya...... the plan sprinted first 56, was can only evidently tenth.” 余会非摸摸下巴,咧咧嘴道:“哎呀……本打算冲刺一下前五六的,看样子还是只能第十了。” Chen Yue has the meaning of falling the microphone, how isn't this person at present clear? 陈悦已经有摔话筒的意思了,眼前这人怎么就不明白呢? Chen Yue started to bring to light the words: „ Mister, you look. These professional athletes, to let oneself can quickly better completes this time marathon, they are as far as possible little wears the clothes, reduces the wind the resistance and own carrying a heavy load. 陈悦开始将话挑明了:“先生,您看一下。那些专业运动员,为了让自己能够更快更好的完成这次的马拉松,他们是尽可能的少穿衣服,降低风的阻力和自身的负重。 But you...... ” 而您……” The meaning is very clear, you are non-specialized, you are wanton mischief, do not think the position. 意思很明确,你不专业,你就是瞎胡闹的,别想名次了。 Yu Huifei has a look at that side to wear various types of underpants, the athlete of small vest, the nod said: You said that if the cold, did calculate the injury on job not?” 余会非看看那边穿着各种裤衩,小背心的运动员,点头道:“你说,他们要是感冒了,算工伤不?” The press women must explode directly, at present are this goods the brain are sick? The cold and are the injury on job, theme that two people chatted? 女记者直接要炸了,眼前这货是脑子有病么?感冒和工伤,是两人聊天的主题么? What she chatted was the athletic spirit, was specialized! 她聊的是体育精神,是专业! Yu Huifei looks that at present in this press woman eyes spouts the fire to come quickly, knows that cannot chat again, hurries to shake the head saying: 500 time to...... do not chat. That anyone, ties...... I to believe that the account you will not be in front of whole nation, falls behind the wages of migrant worker?” 余会非看着眼前这女记者眼睛里都快喷出火来了,知道不能再聊了,赶紧摇头道:“五百块的时间到了啊……不聊了。那个谁,把账结一下……我相信你们不会当着全国人民的面,拖欠农民工的工资吧?” As soon as that male reporter listens, was also mad wants to hit the person, he was not takes out money slowly, hesitant? As for raising to the plane of political principle? 那男记者一听,气得也想打人了,他不就是掏钱慢了点,犹豫了点么?至于上纲上线么? Very the male reporter does not prefer gave Yu Huifei 500. 男记者十分不情愿的给了余会非五百块。 Yu Huifei does not evade, is in front of his directly, held up the red bill in hand to look at the truth to Sun one by one. 余会非也不避讳,直接当着他的面,举起手里的红票票对着太阳挨个看起了真伪。 The face of male reporter is pitch-black pitch-black, is in front of the world person, he as for giving counterfeit paper money? 男记者的脸是乌黑乌黑的,当着天下人的面,他至于给假钞么? His moral behavior such trash? 他的人品就这么垃圾么? At this moment, Yu Huifei said: Brothers, was your colleague the menopause? Several words have not said, with must explode. This character, is not suitable to be the reporter, really......” 就在这时,余会非道:“兄弟,你那个同事是不是更年期了?几句话没说完,就跟要炸了似的。这种性格,不适合当记者,真的……” What did you say?!” Chen Yue violent anger. “你说什么?!”陈悦暴怒。 Yu Huifei hurries to run away...... 余会非赶紧撒腿就跑…… Chen Yuexiang pursues, in the hand is also raising the microphone, the back is lens, she bore finally. 陈悦想追上去,手里还提着话筒呢,背后是镜头,她最终忍住了。 The audience before television, directly what smiles is doubles with laughter, says: Talent!” 电视前的观众们,直接笑的是前仰后合,直呼:“人才啊!” However everyone also understands, just that several bastard thing, most likely (80%) and won the championship are not related, after all is non-specialized. 不过大家也明白,刚刚那几个混蛋玩意,八成和夺冠没关系,毕竟太不专业了。 Not is only they, nearby athletes, noticed that the people of these width robe big sleeves come, is purses the lips to smile. The specialty on the scene, is non-specialized, watches the fun, is an idea: These, joined in the fun?” 不仅仅是他们,就连附近的运动员们,看到这些宽袍大袖的人过来,也都是抿嘴偷着乐。在场的专业的,不专业的,还是看热闹的,都是一个想法:“这几个,凑热闹的吧?” Yu Huifei had found Cui Jue they, everyone stands, is correct that to receive the participating sign from money. 余会非已经找到了崔珏他们,大家站在一起,正在从钱有道那领取参赛的牌子呢。 Song clear also arrived, she put on to outline concave-convex that has to the personal sportswear the stature, a appearance, captured the past all opposite sex attention instantaneously. Even if the woman sees such pretty girl, is still at present one bright. 宋清也到了,她穿着一身将身材勾勒的凹凸有致的贴身运动装,一出现,就瞬间将所有异性的目光吸引了过去。就算是女人看到这么靓丽的女孩子,也是眼前一亮。 Even some people recognized Song clear are in the bank big robberies, the leading lady of behaving righteously, wanted to collect. 甚至有人认出了宋清就是银行大劫案里,见义勇为的女主角,想要凑上来。 Finally, Cowherd toward that stand, face one black, is an excellent likeness with the gate, no one dares to approach obstinately. 结果,牛郎往那一站,脸一黑,就跟个门神似的,愣是没人敢靠近。 Just, they do not know, the Cowherd face black is not frightening them, does not visit them is not feeling well, but thought in oneself that pure team mixes a woman- unlucky! 只不过,他们不知道,牛郎脸黑不是在吓唬他们,也不是看他们不爽,而是觉得自己那纯洁的队伍里混进来一个女人-晦气! Yu Huifei pays no attention to him, but asked Song clear: Granddaughter, do you really run? Can be good? It is not good as early as possible......” 余会非不理他,而是问宋清:“孙女,你真跑啊?能行么?不行趁早啊……” Song pure his eyes said: I have not run the marathon, but usually also exercises a lot. Ten kilometers do not have the issue, 42 kilometers indeed is a challenge. However did not matter, can run runs, is too tired to move any further rests, really does not walk the entire journey. For those you......” 宋清白了他一眼道:“我没跑过马拉松,不过平时也没少锻炼。十公里没问题,四十二公里的确是个挑战。不过无所谓了,能跑就跑,跑不动就休息,实在不行走完全程呗。到是你……” Speaking of this, Song clear does not say. 说到这,宋清不说了。 Because she thinks, initially that side the Great Wall, a Yu Huifei person more than ten unlicensed taxi drivers sliding the valiant battle efficiency of dog. 因为她想起来,当初在长城那边,余会非一个人将十几个黑车司机给溜成狗的彪悍战斗力了。 Finally, Song scavenged: Come on.” 最终,宋清道:“加油。” Yu Huifei and the others also cried out with one voice: To money enter!” 余会非等人也是齐声呐喊:“向钱进!” Their this shouted, immediately captured the attention of many...... 他们这一喊,顿时吸引了不少人的目光…… At this time, Yu Huifei saw that had the volunteer to flood, immediately says: I give everyone to get a bottle of water to drink.” 这时候,余会非看到有志愿者在发水,立刻道:“我去给大家拿瓶水喝啊。” People nod. 众人点头。 Yu Huifei puts out a hand to get the water time, a black big hand first step caught thermo. 余会非伸手去拿水的时候,一只黑色的大手先一步抓到了水瓶子。 Yu Huifei looks up, the eye of that flash Yu Huifei also had to lighten. 余会非抬头看去,那一瞬间余会非的眼睛也有点亮了。 Although is a black person, but this black person actually gives people a different feeling, is very charming, in the foreheads has one type to fly upwards with self-confidently, actually does not lose humbly. 虽然是个黑人,但是这黑人却给人一种不一样的感觉,很帅气,眉宇间带着一种飞扬和自信,却又不失谦逊。 Sees Yu Huifei to look, the black person is a little embarrassed, handed over the water in hand directly: Sorry, you first drink.” 看到余会非看过来,黑人有点不好意思,直接将手里的水递了过来:“抱歉,你先喝。” Yu Huifei smiled: Originally is a guest, you drink. The buddies, Chinese is good.” 余会非笑了:“原来是客,你喝吧。哥们,汉语不错啊。” Black humanity: I like China, has learned two years of Chinese, can communicate reluctantly.” 黑人道:“我喜欢中国,学过两年汉语,勉强能沟通。” During the speeches, two people one bottle of water, stand while that drinks water, chatted a meeting. 说话间,两人一人一瓶水,站在那喝水的同时,聊了一会。 The one who makes Yu Huifei accidental/surprised is, before this black person is , that money Youdao said that has taken World Big Game's second specialized player- Jonah are many. 余会非意外的是,这个黑人就是之前钱有道说的那个拿过世界大赛第二名的专业选手-乔纳多。 At this time, a Caucasian player walked, looking at a Jonah were many, then the slight nod, was greets. 这时候,一名白人选手走了过来,看了一眼乔纳多,然后微微点头,算是打招呼了。 As for Yu Huifei, he disregarded directly. His look is very faint, has not despised regarding Yu Huifei, does not have any color, is not disregards to disregard thoroughly, but has one type desolately, desolate Szo. Yu Huifei in his look deep place, but also saw wipes to be crazy and anxious. 至于余会非,他直接无视了。他眼神很淡漠,对于余会非没有鄙夷,也没有任何色彩,也不是无视到彻底无视,而是带着一种落寞、萧索。余会非在他眼神深处,还看到了一抹疯狂和焦躁。 Not only facing Yu Huifei, even other players, he is still like that indifferent, even if greeted , was similar to loses the souls to be the same. 不仅仅是面对余会非,就算是其他的选手,他也是那般冷漠,纵然打招呼,也是如同丧失了灵魂一般。 However Yu Huifei knows, although this person is seemingly half-dead, but the innermost feelings possibly exceeded to the first hope presented everyone! 但是余会非知道,这个人虽然看起来半死不活的,但是内心对第一的渴望可能超越了在场所有人! Yu Huifei asked: Fellow who this coaxes flamboyant, is who?” 余会非问:“这牛逼哄哄的家伙,是谁啊?” Jonah multi-channel: secure wisdom, once King. Afterward the family had/left some problems, withdrew from the circle some time. This coming back, should want to return in the circle with the position.” 乔纳多道:“安智,曾经的王者。后来家庭出了些问题,退出圈子一段时间。这次回来,应该是想拿个名次重新杀回圈子里吧。” Yu Huifei suddenly: Originally is he secure wisdom? This first words that wants me to choose, I thought that I will throw to you, rather than this fellow.” 余会非恍然:“原来他就是安智啊?这第一要我选的话,我觉得我会投给你,而不是这个家伙。” The Jonah widely experienced word, big mouth one, a white tooth appears especially fair: Thanks, you? Does the preparation run several?” 乔纳多闻言,大嘴一咧,一口洁白的牙齿显得格外的白皙:“谢谢,你呢?准备跑第几名?” Before the oneself person, Yu Huifei likes pulling the mouth artillery, however before the foreign friends, this goods maintained the Huaxia person modest fine tradition, said with a smile: You have a look at my good wrap/sets, might compete for the position? Runs is playing happily...... good.” 自己人面前,余会非喜欢扯嘴炮,但是在外国友人面前,这货还是保持了华夏人谦虚的优良传统,笑道:“你看看我这一身行套,像是要争夺名次的么?就是跑着玩而已……开心就好。” Jonah smiled, obviously he did not think that Yu Huifei this good wrap/sets can run to become famous the time. 乔纳多笑了,显然他也不觉得余会非这身行套能跑出个名次来。 At this time that side some people shouted Jonah to be many, Jonah many on the pasts. 这时候那边有人喊乔纳多,乔纳多就过去了。 Yu Huifei after the water that good everyone to drink . 余会非拿好了大家喝的水后,正要走呢。 At present are many several person's shadows! 眼前多了几道人影! Several people encircled Yu Huifei instantaneously. 几人瞬间将余会非围了起来。 Yu Huifei looked, immediately was happy, couple days ago in the tavern by that several blacks who he tidied up. 余会非一看,顿时乐了,正是前几天在酒馆里被他收拾的那几个黑人。 Yu Huifei still remembers, at present this thin and tall, sexually harasses Song clear, said that was the fellow of what country prince, called horse Jili 。 余会非还记得,眼前这个瘦高个,也就是调戏宋清,自称是什么国家王子的家伙,叫马吉利。 The one who makes Yu Huifei very speechless is, that for horse Jili over, was punched after finally faints, by horse auspicious is treated as the woman who the trash abandons unexpectedly also to stand side horse Jili. 余会非无比无语的是,那个为马吉利出头,结果被揍晕过去后,又被马吉利当作垃圾扔下的女人竟然还站在马吉利身边呢。 As if forgot the actions of opposite party quite the same as...... 仿佛浑然忘记了对方的所作所为…… Looks at the opposite party to hug the horse auspicious arm, Yu Huifei is feeling the nausea immediately! 看着对方搂着马吉利的胳膊,余会非顿时觉得恶心! Doesn't this woman have the brain? Doesn't have the brain? Masochism? 这种女人是没脑子呢?还是没脑子呢?还是受虐狂啊? However Yu Huifei is disinclined to care about these matters, but narrowed the eye to look at the horse to be auspicious: Has the matter?” 不过余会非懒得在意这些事儿,而是眯了眯眼睛看着马吉利:“有事儿?” horse auspicious both hands hug in the chest, raises the chin, depends 56 blacks to lead a cheer, the appearance that despises Yu Huifei, said: Boy, previous time you run quickly. This time, I thought where you toward run!” 马吉利双手抱在胸膛,扬起下巴,仗着身边五六个黑人助阵,一副藐视余会非的样子,道:“小子,上次你跑得快。这次,我看你往哪跑!” Yu Huifei one hear was happy immediately, this fellow is also concerned about face unexpectedly, knows that distorts the facts touches the gold/metal to the oneself face on. 余会非一听顿时乐了,这家伙竟然还要脸,知道颠倒黑白给自己脸上摸金呢。 Yu Huifei wondered, similarly is the black person, taking a look at the Jonah many gentlemen is polite, has a look at this goods again, simply is the excrement dregs in black person! 余会非就纳闷了,同样是黑人,瞧瞧人家乔纳多多绅士有礼貌,再看看这货,简直就是黑人中的粪渣啊! Yu Huifei said: I do not run, come, in your several same places.” 余会非道:“我不跑,来吧,你们几个一起上吧。” A relaxedness of Yu Huifei face. 余会非一脸的轻松。 horse hmph hmph to say auspicious: Boy......” 马吉利哼哼道:“小子……” „Did young black baby, whom you call the boy?” A thick crazy sound resounds from horse Jili behind. “小黑娃娃,你叫谁小子呢?”一个粗狂的声音从马吉利身后响起。 A horse auspicious brow wrinkle, then said suddenly: Whose motherfucking multibarreled idle............ hello/you good mister.” 马吉利眉头一皱,猛然回头道:“谁tm的多管闲……咳咳……你好先生。” Stands in horse Jili's behind Cowherd, this fellow two meters high height, the muscle of whole body sticks out, toward that fights with hill, takes to the horse the auspicious pressure is not general big. 站在马吉利身后的正是牛郎,这家伙两米高的身高,全身的肌肉隆起,往那一战就跟一座小山似的,带给马吉利的压力可不是一般的大。
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