TRRLB :: Volume #2

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Yu Huifei one hear, the heart trembles saying: Fuck, reap souls not in my family? How also do some people come reap souls?” 余会非一听,心头一颤道:“我曹,勾魂的不都在我家呢么?怎么还有人来勾魂?” Cui Jue said with a smile: „ Hell incessantly several of us, reap souls, although is mainly Black and White Impermanence, but they were also among ten devil commanders-in-chief occupied a position. They are not, naturally has other ghost graceful to withstand/top. 崔珏笑道:“地府又不止我们几个,勾魂的虽然主要是黑白无常,但是他们也不过是十大鬼帅当中占了一个位置而已。他们不在,自然有别的鬼帅顶上来。 Before, has not transferred mostly with enough time, spitting blood that therefore White Impermanence can be implicated, found the excuse to travel. ” 之前,多半是没来得及调动,所以白无常才会被累的吐血,找理由跑路了。” Yu Huifei speechless, but asked: That, asked a question again, was Soul Reaping Envoy one, can this person die?” 余会非哑然,不过还是问道:“那个,再问一个问题啊,是不是勾魂使者一来,这人就必须死啊?” Cui Jue said: „ That arrives is not, through the ages, some people said the doctor snatches the person from King of Hell, this does not fictionalize. Actually every so often, the life span of person is not fixed. 崔珏道:“那到不是,古往今来,都有人说医生是从阎王手里抢人,这并不是虚构的。其实很多时候,人的寿命并不是固定的。 But paces back and forth in a sector, if this person has the accident/surprise in the sector, ahead of time died was also possible. 而是在一个区间内徘徊的,如果这个人在区间内发生意外,提前死了也是可能的。 Also there is a possibility damn time, was rescued, broke that tribulation, may continue the life. 也有可能该死的时候,被人救了,打破了那一劫,就可续命。 This permits the appearance...... 这本身都是允许出现的…… Therefore, when some people serious illness, this sickness normal, the average person resulted will die. 所以呢,当有的人重病的时候,这种病正常来说,一般人得了就会死。 Then Life and Death Book will give him to draw the label of death. 那么生死簿就会给他画个死亡的标签。 At this time if the doctor were very good, or the luck good blind cat dead in a collision the mouse, with right medicine, either surgery extraordinary display. 这时候如果医生很牛的话,或者运气好瞎猫碰死耗子,用对了药,或者手术超常发挥。 That may cast off the label, the manner continues the life. ” 那都是有可能摘掉标签,为人续命的。” Yu Huifei hears here: That person has not died, do you do?” 余会非听到这里:“那人还没死呢,你们来干啥?” Cui Jue said with a smile: „ This spoke of the key point, when the person must die actually held on, his death time becomes inaccurate, at this time we must manage. Because you do not know when he dies...... 崔珏笑道:“这就说到了关键点了,当人要死却被人拉住的时候,他的死亡时间就会变得不准确,这个时候我们必须得管。因为你不知道他什么时候死啊…… I had told you before, spiritual energy of this broken world thin awfully. 我之前跟你说过,这破世界的灵气稀薄的要命。 The ghost comes out, cannot shoulder the foul air, the direct belch fart faces upwards. 鬼魂一出来,根本扛不住浊气,直接嗝屁朝天。 The ghost of natural death can tread on into Gate of Hell, is reborn in paradise. 正常死亡的鬼魂会一脚踏入鬼门关,就此去往生。 Why this is also, Old Black Old White is not every deceased person goes. 这也是为什么,老黑老白也不是每家死人都去的。 But this type of card refused stubbornly dead in that lived not live was different, his foot stepped, a foot outside. 而这种卡在那死不死,活不活的就不一样了,他一只脚跨进去,一只脚在外面。 Without Yin God aids, if he lived were naturally all right, if died, was frightened out of one's wits directly. 如果没有阴神接应,他如果活了自然没事,若是死了,直接魂飞魄散。 Therefore, at this time Yin God must take place, Yin God has two choices, is waiting in the , when the opposite party died, draws Gate of Hell again. 所以,这个时候阴神必须就位,阴神有两个选择,一个是在边上等着,等对方死了,再拖进鬼门关 Another is to draw, so long as the time arrived, hauls in Gate of Hell directly, is not breaks the rules. ” 另一个则是拉一把,只要时间到了,直接拉进鬼门关,也不算犯规。” Hears here, the Yu Huifei hair set upright quickly, said: Fuck, won't they come drawing one?” 听到这里,余会非头发都快竖起来了,道:“我曹,那他们不会来拉一把吧?” Old Cui said: Did not say, what that must look like. What if comes is an impatient person, that troubled, perhaps the card time dragged away directly.” 老崔道:“不好说,那得看来的是谁了。要是来的是个急性子,那就麻烦了,没准卡时间直接拖走了。” Yu Huifei mouth: „Does Old Cui, have the means that un...... you understood.” 余会非吧嗒吧嗒嘴:“老崔,有没有办法,嗯……你懂得。” Cui Jue said: Little Yu, the birth and death of person is the natural law, is the Heaven and Earth fate. Why do you intervene?” 崔珏道:“小鱼啊,人的生老病死是自然法则,也是天地命数。你又何必干预呢?” Yu Huifei said: „ Old Cui, I know, you as Yin God, saw the life and death, no feeling. However you think, if day of Old Black Old White they vanished into thin air, you can also be so calm? 余会非道:“老崔,我知道,你作为阴神,见惯了生死,没啥感觉了。但是你想想,如果有一天老黑老白他们烟消云散了,你还能这么淡定么? Perhaps world of the living really as you said that the foul air is like that dreadful, mortal world is billowing, is not the paradise. 或许阳间真的如同你们所说的那般,浊气滔天,红尘滚滚,不是乐土。 However here has our worrying, has to worry has the family/home, without worrying, who cared about the life and death? ” 但是这里有我们的牵挂啊,有牵挂才有家,没了牵挂,谁在意生死呢?” Cui Jue thinks, said: I have said that the life span willowy sector of person, this sector may be possible to be short steadily.” 崔珏想了想后道:“我说过,人的寿命是有弹性区间的,这个区间可长可短。” A Yu Huifei eye bright say/way: Your meaning is, can we operate?” 余会非眼睛一亮道:“你的意思是,我们能操作一下?” Cui Jue said with a smile: This rubbish! Actually mentioned also simply, you looked for responsible reap souls Yin God, making them help bridge over the foot of Gate of Hell throwing the opposite party, went back the soul stopper, did not say that percentage hundred resurrecting, at least the doctor rescues the chance of success to increase several times.” 崔珏笑道:“这不废话么!其实说来也简单,你去找负责勾魂阴神,让他们帮忙把对方跨过鬼门关的脚给扔回来,将灵魂塞回去,不说百分百复活,至少医生抢救成功的几率会大增几倍。” Yu Huifei understood: Many thanks, Old Cui!” 余会非懂了:“多谢了,老崔!” Cui Jue urged: But Little Yu, I must remind you, the life span of many intervention person, is not a good deed. But two, may not again repeatedly over and over again four. What you first have a look is, then calls me, I told them.” 崔珏叮嘱道:“但是小鱼,我得提醒你,过多的干预人的寿命,并非好事。可再一再二,不可再三再四。你先看看来的是谁,回头给我打电话,我跟他们说。” Many thanks Old Cui!” Yu Huifei thanks. “多谢老崔!”余会非感谢。 Made the telephone call, Yu Huifei moves toward the ER immediately. 挂了电话,余会非立刻走向了抢救室。 Yu Huifei lies in the crack in a door looked again toward inside, finally just some people open the door. 余会非再次趴在门缝里往里面看,结果刚好有人来开门。 A nurse said: „Do you do?” 一名护士道:“你干嘛?” Yu Huifei said: I am all right, inside person how?” 余会非道:“我没事,里面人咋样了?” Who is the patient family member?” The nurse asked. “谁是病人家属?”护士问。 Miao non- stands immediately: I!” 苗非立刻站了起来:“我!” The nurse said: Also be please mentally prepared......” 护士道:“还请你做好心理准备……” Miao non- listens, complexion instantaneous paleness. 苗非一听,脸色瞬间一片惨白。 Yu Huifei said: old Miao, do not first be worried so much. I believe, the good and virtuous person had Heaven's blessing, believed me, certainly will be all right.” 余会非道:“老苗,先别这么担心。我相信,吉人自有天佑,相信我,一定会没事的。” The nurse shot a look at Yu Huifei one saying: At this time, as long as also somewhat hopes, I will not come out. The doctor has made contribution, now doctor must use some dangerous method rescues, therefore...... needs you to coordinate, signs. However, we do not guarantee the percentage hundred successes.” 护士瞥了余会非一眼道:“都这个时候了,但凡还有些希望,我也不会出来。医生已经尽力了,现在医生要用一些危险的方法抢救,所以……需要你们配合一下,签个字。但是,我们不保证百分百成功。” Hears this saying, say/way that Miao non- trembles: No matter what means that I want to try.” 听到这话,苗非哆嗦的道:“不管什么办法,我想试试。” Yu Huifei said: old Miao, here doctor thief is flamboyant, you felt relieved that surely does not have the issue.” 余会非道:“老苗,这里的医生贼牛逼,你放心吧,肯定没问题。” The nurse shot a look at Yu Huifei again, that look seemed saying: You who? Where does your confidence come? How to return the foot compared with us?” 护士再次瞥了一眼余会非,那眼神仿佛在说:“你谁啊?你这信心哪来的?咋比我们还足呢?” The look also meaning is, is this pack of scoundrels? 眼神还有一个意思就是,这是狐朋狗友吧? Yu Huifei was disinclined to say anything, he knows, these nurses were also good, Doctor, one by one day-by-day busy urination must find the time. Their day of a troublesome patient of facing were too many, can benign was good, counted on that their look does not walk, that was too difficult. 余会非懒得说什么,他知道,这些护士也好,医生也罢,一个个的一天天忙的撒尿都得抽时间。他们一天面对的麻烦病人太多了,能和颜悦色的就不错了,指望他们眼神都不走偏,那太难了。 Yu Huifei was just about to say two again, he noticed that a corridor end door opened, followed the form together, that was one like the hornet common man, seemed like very strange, in his hand is carrying Mourning Staff single-handedly, took Soul Reaping Chains single-handedly, the head is screwing on a hat, above writes: Doesn't lead?” 余会非正要再说两句,他看到走廊尽头一扇门打开,跟着一道身影走了出来,那是一个如同黄蜂一般的男人,看起来十分的诡异,他手里一手拎着哭丧棒,一手拿着勾魂锁链,脑袋上扣着个帽子,上面写着:“帅不?” Although is seemingly well equipped, but how to see does not seem like a regular army, on the contrary is resembles clasp the Buddha's feet, by cannon fodder who the person stopper a spear/gun threw the battlefield. 虽然看起来装备齐全,但是怎么看都不像是个正规军,反倒是像临阵抱佛脚,被人塞了一把枪就扔上战场的炮灰。 Yu Huifei knows, this possibility is ten devil commander inside hornets. Regarding this fellow, Yu Huifei fully did not understand, but braces oneself to move forward to meet somebody. 余会非知道,这个可能是十大鬼帅里的黄蜂。对于这家伙,余会非完全不了解,不过还是硬着头皮迎了上去。 After the hornet sees Yu Huifei, stares, asked: „Can you see me? Yeah? Karmic Virtue mark? Aren't you...... a mortal?” 黄蜂看到余会非后,也是一愣,问道:“你能看见我?哎?功德纹?你……不是凡人吧?” Yu Huifei has not spoken, the hornet shakes the head saying: „It is not right, Daoist Immortal where has you to frustrate.” 余会非还没说话呢,黄蜂摇头道:“不对,神仙哪有你这么挫的啊。” Yu Huifei coughs a sound said: My Reformation Bureau Bureau Chief, Yu Huifei.” 余会非干咳一声道:“我劳改局局长,余会非。” Hornet eye one bright, said: „Are you that new Reformation Bureau Bureau Chief?” 黄蜂眼睛一亮,道:“你就是那个新任劳改局局长?” Yu Huifei nods, puts out Token to look to the opposite party. 余会非点头,拿出令牌给对方看。 The hornet smiled: Aiya...... this may really be skillful. Do you do in this? What inside will not be lying down is your family member?” 黄蜂笑了:“哎呀……这可真是巧了。你在这干啥啊?里面不会躺着的是你亲人吧?” Yu Huifei said: „It is not the family member, is the family member of friend. I think......” 余会非道:“不是亲人,是朋友的亲人。我想……” The hornet claps the palm of the hand saying: Resulted, you were needless saying that I understood. My this digs out his soul, so as to avoid her pain.” 黄蜂一拍巴掌道:“得了,你不用说了,我懂。我这就把他魂魄抠出来,免得她痛苦。” Yu Huifei one hear, hurries to draw him: Big brother, you misunderstood.” 余会非一听,赶紧拉着他:“大哥,你误会了。” The hornet cast aside Yu Huifei saying: Misunderstanding? Misunderstands, my family brothers in your. You did not say that reducing a punishment puts, if today I do not dig out to take away him, my name is with you!” 黄蜂撇了一眼余会非道:“误会?误会个屁啊,我家兄弟都在你那呢。你也不说给减个刑放回来,今天我要是不把他抠出来带走,我跟你姓!” Then, the hornet goes on the strategic place. 说完,黄蜂就要冲进去。 Yu Huifei goes all out is drawing, said: Do not be excited, should not be excited, you listened to me to say.” 余会非拼命的拉着,道:“你别激动,别激动,你听我说啊。” His shouted, immediately recognizes other in corridor shouts looked. 他这一喊,顿时把走廊里的其他认都喊的看了过来。 one by one looks at Yu Huifei to stand in the corridor, both hands grab the air, a face anxious appearance. 一个个的看着余会非站在走廊里,双手抓着空气,一脸焦急的样子。 The nurse said: „Does your friend want to go to the neurology department to have a look?” 护士道:“你这朋友要不要去精神科看看?” Miao non- and money are correct are also a face compels ignorant , indicating that cannot understand Yu Huifei to do. 苗非和钱有道也是一脸的懵逼,表示看不懂余会非在干啥。 Yu Huifei said: Do not visit me, I at the rehearsal modern drama. You continue......” 余会非道:“别看我,我在排练话剧呢。你们继续……” Hears this saying, the nurse shows the whites of the eyes saying: Your this is really the good friend, the friend wife is critically ill, he actually at the row modern drama......, Ok 听到这话,护士翻个白眼道:“你这还真是好朋友,朋友妻子病危,他却在排话剧……可以,可以啊” Then, the nurse received signed the good form to walk. 说完,护士收了签好的单子走了。 No matter Yu Huifei she, doom is drawing the hornet, lowers the sound saying: Brothers, do not walk, Old Cui had the words to tell you.” 余会非不管她,死命的拉着黄蜂,压低声音道:“兄弟,你别走么,老崔有话跟你说。” The hornet does not listen, walks toward, but one hear of Old Cui had the words saying that immediately stopped: „Is Old Cui that you said Judge Cui?” 黄蜂根本不听,就是往里走,但是一听老崔有话说,顿时停了下来:“你说的老崔崔判官?” Yu Huifei nods, then pulled out the cell phone to dial a number with great speed: Old Cui, person in this, a bumblebee.” 余会非点头,然后火速掏出手机拨了个号:“老崔,人在这呢,一个大黄蜂。” Then listens to another side of the cell phone to broadcast the Black Impermanence sound: Hornet? Where is at? I with, pulled out his old nest.” 然后就听手机另一边传来黑无常的声音:“黄蜂?在哪?我跟上去,掏了他的老窝。” Hornet one hear, is roaring to the cell phone: Black Impermanence, does fuck your Sir, you also want to pull out my old nest?” 黄蜂一听,对着手机就咆哮道:“黑无常,我草你大爷,你还想掏我老窝?” Black Impermanence is stunned: Aiya I hold, is you. Do not misunderstand, I think that is this secular world hornet...... My brother also in that side, takes care.” 黑无常愕然:“哎呀我操,是你啊。别误会,我以为是这凡间的黄蜂呢……嘿嘿。我兄弟也在那边呢,照应点啊。” The hornet gawked, shot a look at Yu Huifei: „Is he your brothers?” 黄蜂一愣,瞥了一眼余会非:“他是你兄弟?” Yu Huifei non-stop is pointing at oneself, the meaning is, right is I. 余会非不停的指着自己,意思是,没错就是我。 At this time Old Cui opens the mouth: little yellow, Yu Huifei is the brothers. Takes care, can help , helping one.” 这时候老崔开口了:“小黄啊,余会非是自家兄弟。照应点,能帮一把,就帮一把吧。” Hears this saying, before the hornet restrained, to the dislike of Yu Huifei, has taken the cell phone, arrived one side: Old Cui, what situation? Isn't that boy will threaten you? You could rest assured that brothers I in this, so long as you said that you cross not happily, I let his pain now.” 听到这话,黄蜂收敛了之前对余会非的厌恶,拿过手机,走到了一边:“老崔,啥情况啊?不会是那小子威胁你们吧?你放心,兄弟我在这呢,只要你说你过得不痛快,我现在就让他痛苦一把。” What Yu Huifei hear is the full head cold sweat, simultaneously rejoiced oneself, hard Kui gives Cui Jue to telephone ahead of time, asked understands. 余会非听的是满脑袋冷汗啊,同时庆幸自己,辛亏提前给崔珏打电话了,问了个明白。 If he rushes directly, it is estimated that not only cannot save others, will also cheat. 要是他直接冲上去的话,估计不但救不了人,还会坑人。 At this time Miao non- and money were correct, two people were look at the cell phone in Yu Huifei to disappear suddenly, a face strange looks at Yu Huifei. 这时候苗非和钱有道过来了,两人是看着余会非手里的手机忽然就消失了的,一脸古怪的看着余会非 How Yu Huifei does not know explained, the hornet is different from Black and White Impermanence. 余会非也不知道咋解释,黄蜂不同于黑白无常 The hornet is Yin God, he comes secular world to bring Gate of Hell to come. 黄蜂是阴神,他来凡间是带着鬼门关来的。 Gate of Hell cannot see unable to feel, but can shelter his range, in this range can arrive by the Yin God body. Therefore he can the stealth, be able to take the cell phone to chat, others could not have seen. Words human that can he say cannot hear, but Yin God can hear...... even the cell phone also to send greetings. 鬼门关看不见摸不着,但是可以庇护他一个范围,这个范围内是可以以阴神体降临的。所以他可以隐身,可以拿着手机去聊天,别人还看不到。可以他说的话人类听不到,但是阴神能听到……甚至手机也能传音。 And all sorts, Yu Huifei does not talk clearly, but he knows, this certainly is some regular result. 其中种种,余会非说不清楚,但是他知道,这一定是某种规则的结果。 money Youdao curious asking: Brothers, do not tell me, you also rehearse the magic.” 钱有道好奇的问道:“兄弟,你别告诉我,你还排练魔术呢。” Yu Huifei said: How do you know?” 余会非道:“你咋知道的?” Money is correct speechless...... 钱有道一阵无语…… Is good in two people thoughts have not been on this, the brow that Miao non- worries about twisted one group quickly. 好在两人的心思都没在这上面,苗非担忧的眉头都快拧成一团了。 Yu Huifei said: Ok, should not be worried. I have said that the good and virtuous person had Heaven's blessing, relax.” 余会非道:“好了,别担心了。我说过,吉人自有天佑,放心吧。” Miao non- nods, then arrived to sit at the same time. 苗非点点头,然后走到一边坐着去了。 Yu Huifei said: old money, comforts.” 余会非道:“老钱,去安慰一下。” money Youdao nods, in the past. 钱有道点点头,过去了。 At this time, the hornet came back, the cell phone gave back to Yu Huifei. An appearance of dead fish eye, has just also beamed with joy now, collected, hehe said: You do not telephone early, almost entire misunderstood. Since is the brothers, your matter is my matter, said that how to do?” 这时候,黄蜂回来了,手机还给余会非。刚刚还一副死鱼眼的样子,现在已经眉开眼笑了,凑过来,嘿嘿道:“你不早打电话,差点整误会了。既然是自家兄弟,那你的事儿就是我的事,说吧,咋搞?” Yu Huifei relaxes immediately, said submissively: Brothers, helping me rescue the line her not?” 余会非顿时松了口气,拱手道:“兄弟,帮我把她救回来行不?” The hornet strikes one's chest saying: Piece of cake! She refuses stubbornly dead, but also is not one's turn calculation that she said.” 黄蜂一拍胸脯道:“小菜一碟!她死不死,还轮不到她说的算呢。” Speaking of this, the hornet then asked suddenly: Yeah, Brothers, heard that your does have the meat to eat?” 说到这,黄蜂忽然回头问道:“哎,兄弟,听说你那有肉吃?” What Yu Huifei speechless...... did Yin God of this hell become by the pit? How one hears to have the meat to eat, one by one does eyeball bring the light? 余会非一阵无语啊……这地府的阴神到底是被坑成啥样了?咋一听到有肉吃,一个个眼珠子都带光呢? Yu Huifei said: Has.” 余会非道:“有。” The hornet claps the palm of the hand saying: Then I violate a matter, goes to your to eat to select.” 黄蜂一拍巴掌道:“回头我犯点事,去你那吃点哈。” A Yu Huifei dumbness, he a little does not know again should say what was good, but is calculating, if ten devils led to run, whom King of Hell can also use? Not really really strange emperor what of reap souls? 余会非再次一阵无言,他有点不知道该说啥好了,只是盘算着如果十大鬼帅都跑来了,阎王还能用谁呢?不会真把鬼帝啥的拉出来勾魂吧? However this obviously is not the matter that he should consider, thousand urged under ten thousand injunctions, the hornet entered the ER. 不过这个显然不是他该考虑的事情,千叮咛万嘱咐下,黄蜂进了抢救室。 Sees here, Yu Huifei thorough allowed to pass, sat in the Miao non- nearby said: old Miao, you still remembers why goes to me that?” 看到这里,余会非彻底的放行了,一屁股坐在了苗非边上道:“老苗,你还记得,为什么去我那么?” Miao Feidao: Received a mysterious mail, said that is your there has my honored person, can help me.” 苗非道:“收到了一封神秘邮件,说是你那里有我的贵人,能帮我。” Yu Huifei said: That was right, I also really am your honored person. Will make a bet, your wife hair Shi does not have, one can vivid coming out see you.” 余会非道:“那就对了,我还真是你的贵人。敢不敢打赌,你老婆毛事没有,一会就能生龙活虎的出来见你。” Miao non- doubt looks at Yu Huifei, later smiles bitterly saying: Do not be noisy, the doctors said that this time surgery, the success ratio is low. Has made me be mentally prepared......” 苗非狐疑的看着余会非,随后苦笑道:“别闹,医生都说了,这次的手术,成功率非常低。已经让我做好心理准备了……” Yu Huifei said: That is doctor oneself is modest, the doctor who in fact...... saves your wife is a expert. The super expert, the method is strong!” 余会非道:“那是医生自己谦虚,实际上啊……救你老婆的医生是一个高手。超级高手,手段强着呢!” Really?” Let alone Miao non-, money was correct a little letter/believes. “真的?”别说苗非了,钱有道都有点信了。 Because the Yu Huifei expression was too firm, that feeling seems like him is physician-in-charge resembles. 因为余会非的表情太坚定了,那感觉就好像他才是主治医生似的。 Yu Huifei nods: Naturally, percentage hundred!” 余会非点头:“当然,百分百!” At this moment, in the ER, the doctor and nurse were also ignorant! 就在这时,抢救室里,医生和护士也懵了! They saw just open the skull of patient, has not made anything. The breath that had soon vanished, suddenly also had, and also steady. 他们看到刚刚开开病人的颅骨,还没做什么呢。原本已经快要消失的呼吸,忽然又有了,并且还平稳了起来。 Several people fantasy looks each other, is good because of the doctor truly is the fierce, critical moment can calm down: Undergoes the surgery!” 几个人活见鬼了似的看着彼此,好在医生确实是厉害,关键时刻沉得住气:“做手术!”
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