Yu Huifei said: „This time, after going, later was all right.” 余会非道:“就这一次,去了之后,以后就没事了。” Kṣitigarbha still shakes the head...... 地藏依然摇头…… Yu Huifei sighed: „ You , if not go, I will definitely not force you to go. However I must remind you, if money were correct unable to shoulder, he might announce the address of our family/home. When the time comes, you think that...... I estimate on the tomb in must have the woman to carry the lantern to saunter. When the time comes...... hehe...... 余会非叹息道:“你要是不去呢,我肯定不会强迫你去。但是我得提醒你啊,如果钱有道扛不住了,他很可能会把咱们家的地址公布出去。到时候,你想想吧……我估计就墓地里都得有女人提着灯笼转悠。到时候……呵呵…… Your crawling tree, it is estimated that was still even useless. ” 你就算是爬树,估计也没用了。” Kṣitigarbha thinks that picture, on the forehead is the cold sweat. 地藏想想那画面,脑门上全是冷汗。 „That...... I go this time, later was all right?” Kṣitigarbha asked. “那……我去这一次,以后就没事了？”地藏问。 Yu Huifei said: „Does press conference know? Our going, is actually a press conference, announces to the public, you left Northeast, south went, in remote mountains and ancient forests became monk to be the monk. Like this, they are not good in the temple to harass you, will not harass money to be correct, as the matter stands, we are peaceful, is right?” 余会非道:“新闻发布会知道么？咱们这次去,其实就是一个新闻发布会,对外宣布,你离开东北了,去南方了,一个深山老林里出家当和尚了。这样呢,她们也不好去寺院里骚扰你,也不会去骚扰钱有道了,这样一来呢,我们都安静,对不对？” Kṣitigarbha thinks, past that the truth as if also said. 地藏想想,道理似乎也说的过去。 Yu Huifei saw Kṣitigarbha to move, hurrying added: „ Actually, without you thinks is so terrifying. You really think that you are the international big star? 余会非见地藏动心了,赶紧补充道:“其实吧,也没你想的那么恐怖。你真以为你是国际大明星啊？ You is a lesser monk, long attractive. 你就是一小和尚,长的好看而已。 Moreover how many have seen your person altogether? 而且见过你的人一共才几个啊？ Even if your little fan younger sister or always confuses the elder sister, it is estimated that still such several. 就算是你的小迷妹或者老迷姐,估计也就那么几个。 When the time comes, making the person who money is correct draw a horizontal type-setting, when human wall, these women, even if turns into monster, cannot suffice you! ” 到时候,让钱有道的人拉一横排,当人墙,那些女人就算是变成妖怪,也够不到你啊！” The Kṣitigarbha eye was brighter, asked: „You determined when the time comes some people do help me keep off?” 地藏眼睛更亮了,问道:“你确定,到时候有人帮我挡着？” Yu Huifei claps the palm of the hand saying: „Must!” 余会非拍着巴掌道:“必须的！” „Becoming! I go with you, but I have the request.” Kṣitigarbha said. “成！那我跟你去,但是我有要求。”地藏道。 Yu Huifei said: „Said.” 余会非道:“说。” Kṣitigarbha: „This one time, is only not to a precedent.” 地藏:“只此一次,下不为例。” Yu Huifei is clapping the palm of the hand , indicating that does not have the issue. 余会非拍着巴掌,表示没问题。 Came to an arrangement, Yu Huifei gave money to be correct to telephone, tells him him to bring Kṣitigarbha early tomorrow morning in the past. 谈妥了,余会非就给钱有道打了个电话,告诉他明天一早他就带着地藏过去。 Money is correct one hear, laughs saying: „Good brothers, you to feel relieved that I will meet you tomorrow. Ha haha...... first did not say that I first say one to my wife. Then...... my arranges the car(riage) and advertisement!” 钱有道一听,大笑道:“好兄弟,你放心吧,明天我去接你们。哈哈哈……先不说了,我先跟我老婆说一声。然后……我这就安排车和广告去！” Made the telephone call, Yu Huifei shook the head, goes to bed cultivation. 挂了电话,余会非摇摇头,上床修炼去了。 Recently, Yu Huifei felt like that the own body could break through Nine Sheaths of the Cicada double. 最近,余会非隐约觉得自己的身体可能又要突破蝉九鞘第二重了。 Therefore Yu Huifei especially goes all out to train hard, he also wants to know, once bridges over double, which subtle changes his body can have. 所以余会非格外的卖力苦练,他也很想知道,一旦跨过第二重,他的身体会有着哪些微妙的变化。 The recent several wars, making him taste the body good benefit, therefore, he now regarding cultivation is very careful. 最近的几次大战,让他尝到了身体好的甜头,所以,他现在对于修行还是十分上心的。 A night does not have the words, next morning, Yu Huifei will hear the entrance to have the trumpet. 一夜无话,第二天一大早,余会非就听到门口有喇叭声。 Yu Huifei opens the door to look, my goodness, the big fierce-tempered horse that money is correct has stopped in the entrance, he is sitting in the car(riage) eats the steamed stuffed bun to meet him to wave. 余会非推开门一看,好家伙,钱有道的大悍马已经停在门口了,他正坐在车里吃着包子会他挥手呢。 Yu Huifei has a look at the dawn sky saying: „Big brother, your several points embark?” 余会非看看蒙蒙亮的天空道:“大哥,你几点出发的啊？” money Youdao laughs saying: „I have not rested, that side prepare, came. In this your less than half evenings.” 钱有道哈哈大笑道:“我就没睡,那边布置好了,就过来了。在这等你小半个晚上了。” Yu Huifei speechless! 余会非一阵无语啊！ Nearby Kṣitigarbha hehe said: „ Saw? Such fierce man, haven't so many little brothers, made one group of women tidying up the grandson finally? 边上的地藏呵呵道:“看到了么？这么猛的男人,那么多小弟,结果还不是让一群女人给收拾成孙子了？ The women, are the tigers! 女人啊,是老虎！ Cannot bump. ” 碰不得。” What can Yu Huifei say? drawing he is boarding. 余会非能说啥呢？拉着他就上车了。 On the road, Yu Huifei asked that money is correct: „Brother, what situation?” 路上,余会非问钱有道:“老哥,到底啥情况啊？” money Youdao said: „ I don't know either, after is previous time you have come, my there starts to present various women in the entrance to look around. 钱有道道:“我也不知道,就是上次你们来过之后,我那里就开始出现各种女人在门口探头探脑的。 After celebrating the new year, one by one intense. 过了年之后,一个个的变本加厉的。 From the beginning chatted with my student, my student one by one young and vigorous, some girls chatted, the nature was happy. 一开始还是跟我的学生聊天,我学生一个个血气方刚的,有女孩子聊天,自然高兴了。 Afterward, these people on the collective shift attention, started to harass me. 再后来,这些人就集体转移注意力,开始骚扰我了。 Today delivers the point to eat to me, tomorrow will deliver some tea leaves to me, teacup anything. 今天给我送点吃的,明天给我送一些茶叶啊,茶杯什么的。 Even if not give the thing, still runs over to ask me, can their family/home children come my to practice martial art...... 就算不送东西,也跑过来问我,她们家孩子能不能来我这习武…… You said a 18 or 19 years old little girl, me told that his child...... this fuck, who does flicker? 你说一个十八九岁的小丫头片子,跟我说他孩子……这尼玛,忽悠谁呢？ Originally, I have fun. 本来吧,我也乐在其中。 Is all right to do in any case in any case, they are glad, I then. 反正横竖没事干,她们乐意来,我就接着呗。 However...... 但是…… Yeah...... 哎…… Is a long story. ” 一言难尽啊。” Yu Huifei hears the front words, indeed somewhat envies. However thinks of money to be correct behind also has a wife, immediately helps him worry...... 余会非听到前面的话,的确有些羡慕。但是一想到钱有道背后还有个老婆,顿时帮他捏了一把冷汗…… At this time Yu Huifei discovered, on the arm that money was correct also had a row of tooth seal. 这时候余会非发现,钱有道的胳膊上还有一排牙印呢。 Yu Huifei asked: „Is this?” 余会非问:“这是？” money Youdao speaks the truth embarrassed, coughs a sound said: „...... The dog bites.” 钱有道不好意思说实话,干咳一声道:“呃……狗咬的。” Kṣitigarbha collects to have a look, river course: „Your family's dog, the tooth is very uneven!” 地藏凑过去看看,河河道:“你家的狗,牙齿挺齐啊！” Such remarks, the face that money is correct was instantaneously red. 此话一出,钱有道的脸瞬间就红了。 Yu Huifei waved to give his forehead violent chestnut/trembling say/way: „Is treating honestly.” 余会非挥手给他脑门上来了一个暴栗道:“老实待着去。” Kṣitigarbha grins: „You hit me again, I went home.” 地藏咧嘴道:“你再打我,我回家了。” Yu Huifei said: „Ok, you return. I pass them receive, the dog of our family/home does not dare to nip me in any case.” 余会非道:“行,你回吧。我过去把她们接过来,反正我们家的狗不敢咬我。” „You......” Kṣitigarbha angry is staring at Yu Huifei. “你……”地藏愤怒的盯着余会非。 Yu Huifei touches the chin saying: „Yeah...... you said that if I told your following person, making you treat the period of time in my. The words that then these girls come, a person receives his 100 admission tickets, did we send?” 余会非摸摸下巴道:“哎……你说,我要是跟你后面的人说说,让你在我这多待一阵子。然后那些女孩子来的话,一人收他一百门票,咱们是不是就发了？” Kṣitigarbha one hear, brings the weeping voice to say immediately: „Big brother, did we have the words to say the line well?” 地藏一听,立刻带着哭腔道:“大哥,咱们有话好好说行么？” Yu Huifei smiled: „You are peaceful.” 余会非笑了:“那你就安生点。” Kṣitigarbha small head incomparable clever. 地藏小脑袋点的无比乖巧。 The car(riage) enters a city quickly, waits for arrives at the dojo quickly the time, Yu Huifei discovered that the situation is not a little right 车很快进了城,等快到武馆的时候,余会非就发现情况有点不对劲了 On this street were many many women, although majority are the middle-aged women, only then a small number of young girls, but indeed many many women! Before this is him, has not seen...... 这街道上多了很多女人,虽然大多数都是中年妇女,只有少数的少女,但是的确多了很多女人！这是他之前所没见过的…… A disciple who at this time money was correct boarded, opened mouth said: „Master, the situation is not right, Kṣitigarbha little brother fire!” 这时候钱有道的一个弟子上车了,张嘴就道:“师父,情况不对劲啊,地藏小兄弟火了！” Yu Huifei looked that is correct to money, money is correct saying: „What fire? You talk clearly.” 余会非看向钱有道,钱有道道:“什么火了？你说清楚点。” The apprentice who money is correct scratches the head saying: „Doesn't master you know? Boss Yu don't you know?” 钱有道的徒弟挠挠头道:“师父你不知道？余老板你也不知道？” Yu Huifei wondered: „What do I know?” 余会非纳闷了:“我知道啥啊？” Disciple doubt that money is correct looks at Yu Huifei: „Don't you really know?” 钱有道的弟子狐疑的看着余会非:“你真不知道？” Yu Huifei compelled ignorant ; Has a look to hide in behind counts the head/number of people, the body in trembling Kṣitigarbha, then asked that money is correct: „Do not circle, hurried to say.” 余会非懵逼了;看看躲在后面一个劲数人头,身子都在打颤的地藏,然后问钱有道:“你别绕了,赶紧说。” The disciple who money is correct said: „ Kṣitigarbha became famous, a short time ago, who did not know is, sent his one group of pictures. Not only there is a picture, some life videos, including the sleeping belt/bring helmet, midnight kick the video of quilt...... 钱有道的弟子道:“地藏出名了,前不久,不知道是谁,把他的一组照片发了出来。不仅有照片,还有一些生活视频,包括睡觉带钢盔,半夜踢被子的视频…… He overnight on fire! 他一夜之间就火了！ On his picture and video, the casual point approves is over 1 million, now his heat degree is not weak in the common young star! 就他的照片和视频,随便点赞都是百万以上的,现在他的热度不弱于一般的小明星啊！ It is not right, the common stars do not have his fire. ” 不对,一般的明星都没他火。” Yu Huifei was ignorant, video, picture? 余会非懵了,视频,照片？ This what's the matter? 这咋回事啊？ money Youdao asked: „Brothers are not your oneself round?” 钱有道问:“兄弟不是你自己发出去的吗？” Yu Huifei white his eyes said: „Do you look at me to seem like the person in square hole in the center? I like money, but likes quietly.” 余会非白了他一眼道:“你看我像是掉钱眼里的人么？我喜欢钱,但是更喜欢清静。” Looks at outside so many people, Yu Huifei a little regretted that has not brought Cowherd to come out. 看着外面那么多人,余会非有点后悔没带牛郎出来了。 If Cowherd came, it is estimated that these woman not too possibly near Kṣitigarbha bodies. 要是牛郎来了,估计这些女人是不太可能近地藏身的。 Cowherd is not, counted on that Yu Huifei does protect Kṣitigarbha? 牛郎不在,指望余会非来保护地藏？ Yu Huifei really feared that builds oneself...... 余会非真怕把自己搭进去…… The most important thing is, this matter more thinks that the Yu Huifei heart more is scared! 最重要的是,这件事越想余会非心头越发毛！ He hurries to flip the cell phone, checked a Kṣitigarbha video, these videos happen in the middle of Ninth Floor! 他赶紧翻了翻手机,查了一下地藏的视频,那些视频都是发生在九楼当中的！ At that time on the Yu Huifei forehead hung all over the cold sweat! 当时余会非脑门上就挂满了冷汗！ In Ninth Floor has Black and White Impermanence and existence of Ox-Head Horse-Face, Cowherd, Howling Celestial Dog, Kṣitigarbha as well as Cui Jue. 要知道,九楼里可是有着黑白无常、牛头马面、牛郎、哮天犬、地藏以及崔珏的存在的。 These person of some hearing are fierce, some sharp noses, some looks are sharp. 这些人有的听力厉害,有的嗅觉灵敏,有的眼神犀利。 In brief, simply does not have the average person. 总之,根本没有普通人。 Can avoid everyone quietly, and only films a life of Kṣitigarbha person, this was too simply scary! 能够悄无声息的躲避开所有人,并且只拍地藏一个人的生活,这简直太吓人了！ If the opposite party has a mind, pats directly Ox-Head Horse-Face, that estimate greets Yu Huifei was not these women. 如果对方有心,直接将牛头马面也拍进去,那估计迎接余会非的就不是这些女人了。 Yu Huifei more thinks that the cold sweat on forehead are more, even more could not sit still. 余会非越想脑门上的冷汗就越多,也越发的坐不住了。 Kṣitigarbha was very intelligent, looked at a video, immediately thinks matter that Yu Huifei worried about. 地藏很聪明,看了一眼视频,立刻想到了余会非所担忧的事情。 Say/Way that this person of little fellow deeply frowned: „Some people in view of us.” 这人小家伙眉头紧锁的道:“有人针对我们。” Yu Huifei nods...... 余会非点头…… However, is who aims at him? 但是,是谁针对他呢？ Yu Huifei self-examines also no personal enemy, if there are, Brother Ping and Guo Butong have become reconciled with him. 余会非自问也没啥仇人,如果说有,平哥、苟不同已经和他和好了。 Fatty Xu there is not restless with him, two people relations almost did not have the issue. 徐胖子那里也早就不跟他闹腾了,两人的关系也差不多没问题了。 permits Jie the whole family has the suspicion, but on these people of their family/home, in addition is together impossible to escape the nose of Howling Celestial Dog, ear of Ox-Head Horse-Face, as well as eye of Black and White Impermanence. 许洁一家子有嫌疑,但是就他们家的那些人,加一起也不可能逃得过哮天犬的鼻子,牛头马面的耳朵,以及黑白无常的眼睛啊。 Therefore, Yu Huifei really does not know, is who is carrying after pit he. 所以,余会非是真的不知道,是谁在背后坑他。 In that flash, Yu Huifei thinks a person, that appears in the dream, to him said fellow who escapes from prison. 在那一刹那,余会非想到了一个人,那个在梦里出现,对他说越狱的家伙。 But, Yu Huifei confirmed many times, simply do not have the criminal to get down. 可是,余会非确认了很多次,根本没有犯人下来啊。 Escape member who where that comes? 那又哪来的越狱份子呢？ Even Lu Ya is striking one's chest the guarantee, that first criminal falls the valuable money not to escape from prison. In Yu Huifei...... 甚至陆压拍着胸脯保证,那第一个犯人落宝金钱还没越狱。就在余会非家呢…… Therefore, Yu Huifei really thought clearly, where not to have problems. 所以,余会非真的想不明白,哪里出问题了。 „Brothers, do not worry, I all disciples my dojo shout today, meets everyone hand in hand, composes the human wall, protects the Kṣitigarbha little brother. Guarantee, these women as far as possible far away from you!” money Youdao said. “兄弟,别担心,我今天将我武馆的所有弟子都喊来了,一会大家手牵手,组成人墙,保护地藏小兄弟。保证,那些女人尽可能的远离你们！”钱有道道。 Yu Huifei grins: „Is the disciple who you said that crowd is twisted the fellow of ear?” 余会非咧咧嘴道:“你说的弟子是那群被拧着耳朵的家伙么？” Money is correct is on the rise, sees the dojo entrance, one group of men were being twisted the ear by the one by one female, pulled one side, does not dare to go forward! 钱有道一抬头,就看到武馆门口,一群汉子被一个个女子拧着耳朵,扯到了一边,根本不敢上前啊！ These single, was supported the chest to stop up by some women in the corner trembled, does not dare to move heedlessly. 那些单身的,则被一些女人挺着胸膛堵在了角落里瑟瑟发抖,根本不敢乱动。 Because some people are lifting the cell phone, has been shouting: „You paw consider you to play the hooligan!” 因为有人举着手机,一直在喊:“你乱摸就告你耍流氓啊！” Sees this, on the forehead that money is correct is also the cold sweat such as the rain, swallowed a saliva saying: „Or, do we run? These women were too fierce!” 看到这一幕,钱有道的脑门上也是冷汗如雨啊,咽了口唾沫道:“要不,咱们还是跑吧？这些娘们太猛了！” Yu Huifei also has this thought. 余会非也有这个念头。 However at this moment, some people shouted loudly: „I saw Kṣitigarbha!” 但是就在这时,有人高呼:“我看到地藏了！” Then one group of people flushed, blocked the car(riage) directly. 然后一群人就呼啦的冲了过来,直接将车拦住了。 In three outside three, let alone travelled, now Yu Huifei really fears these women directly pushing the window broken! 里三圈外三圈,别说跑路了,现在余会非真怕这些女人直接将窗户给挤碎了！ What is most fearful is one is long very ugly, but the woman of chest sincere, in her chest does not know very stopper anything, is in any case hard, every extrudes toward the window on one time, is thump thump the stone sound. 最可怕的是一个长得很丑,但是胸口还是十分实诚的女人,她胸口里面也不知道塞了什么东西,反正硬邦邦的,每一次往窗户上挤压,都是咚咚的石头声。 The listened money is correct that to be called one to love dearly, shouting: „You, said is you, you leave my car(riage) distant point. Does your chest hide stone?” Opposite party also shy say/way: „Where has...... do not talk nonsense.” 听的钱有道那叫一个心疼啊,一个劲的喊:“你,说的就是你,你离我车远点。你胸口藏石头啦？”对方也扭捏的道:“哪有……别胡说。” At this moment, some people shouted: „The dog of this which family/home? How to run all over the place?” 就在这时,有人喊:“这谁家的狗啊？怎么乱跑啊？” Then saw that stone younger sister to be anxious, bellowed compared with the Yu Huifei also thick crazy voice with one: „Saipan? Saipan?!” 然后就见那石头妹子急了,操着一口比余会非还粗狂的嗓门大吼:“塞班？塞班？！” Let alone Yu Huifei and money were correct, all around younger sisters were frightened by him tremble, in the future will leap up far more than one meter! 别说余会非和钱有道了,四周的妹子都被他吓得一哆嗦,往后蹿了一米多远！ money Youdao wants to seize the chance to travel, however was stopped up immediately, immediately, does not have the means. 钱有道想趁机跑路,然而马上又被堵住了,顿时一阵呜呼哀哉,毫无办法。 As for Kṣitigarbha, was frightened heavily. 至于地藏,本就被吓得不轻。 His whole life had not been besieged by so many women! 他这辈子也没被这么多女人围攻过啊！ Kṣitigarbha brings the weeping voice saying: „Saw? Just the woman of that thick voice, but also brings the lethal weapon!” 地藏带着哭腔道:“看到了么？刚刚那粗嗓门的女人,还带着凶器呢！” The Yu Huifei comfort said: „Do not fear that is masters, is not the woman.” 余会非安慰道:“别怕,那是个老爷们,不是女人。” Kṣitigarbha one hear, panic-stricken say/way: „Men were so fearful, the woman is definitely crazier!” 地藏一听,惊恐的道:“男人都这么可怕了,女人肯定更疯狂啊！” Yu Huifei regarding the logic of opposite party, the ability that has not argued completely. 余会非对于对方的逻辑,完全没有辩解的能力了。 money Youdao looks at Yu Huifei: „Brothers, what to do?” 钱有道看着余会非:“兄弟,咋办？” „What to do? Warning.” Yu Huifei is smiling bitterly. “咋办？报警呗。”余会非苦笑着。 Not is only he, present have exceeded the estimate that money was correct, thinks is goes through the motions, finally now actually becomes this appearance. 不仅仅是他,眼前的一幕幕已经超出了钱有道的预计,原本以为就是个走过场,结果现在却成了这副模样。 Reported to the police, but is quick they sad discovery, the police as if stopped up on the road, could not come. 报警了,但是很快他们就悲催的发现,警察似乎堵在路上了,根本过不来。 But, three people look one, clenches teeth, stamps the feet, the decision strikes out. 无奈之下,三人对望一眼,一咬牙,一跺脚,还是决定出去闯一闯。 Eventually is one group of girls, where can go again with raw hate with raw hate? 终究是一群女孩子,再凶狠能凶狠到哪去呢？ Therefore the vehicle door opened...... 于是车门开了…… Yu Huifei gets out, the girls retrocede, performance very acts with constraint. 余会非下车,女孩子们后退,表现的还是挺矜持的。 Yu Huifei also relaxes, it seems like everyone is curious to Kṣitigarbha, was not really not the reason. 余会非也松口气,看来大家只是对地藏好奇,并不是真的没了理智。 After Yu Huifei opens the vehicle door, said to Kṣitigarbha: „You look, all right. Everyone is very sane......” 余会非打开后车门,对地藏道:“你看,没事儿的。大家还是很理智的……” Finishes speaking, Yu Huifei saw that in the Kṣitigarbha look was full of the fear. 话音刚落,余会非就看到地藏的眼神中充满了恐惧。 Then a hand built on the shoulder of Yu Huifei, Yu Huifei has not turned head, one crowd of hands held him, then made an effort to pull outward! 然后一只手搭在了余会非的肩膀上,余会非还没回头呢,一群手抓住了他,然后用力往外一扯！ Yu Huifei no resistivity was pulled! 余会非毫无抵抗力的就被扯了出去！ Then listens to some people to whisper: „Ugly squish, when what evil?” 然后就听有人嘀咕道:“丑了吧唧的,当什么害啊？” Then one group of people direct called to crush into the vehicle door, that feeling must dragging to eat Kṣitigarbha probably. 然后一群人直接嗷嗷叫着挤进了车门,那感觉就好像要将地藏给拖出来吃了似的。 Yu Huifei frightens to hurry toward inside to clash, wants to protect Kṣitigarbha, finally felt that another hand holds him to pull outward. Yu Huifei proceeding diligently grasps, only listens to the scream again and again, actually not to know all the way oneself pulled anything, in any case soft hard has. 余会非吓得赶紧往里面冲,想要将地藏护出来,结果就感觉一只又一只的手抓住他往外扯啊。余会非努力的往前抓,一路上只听尖叫连连,却根本不知道自己扯了什么,反正软的硬的都有。 For those Yu Huifei feels some people of stoppers vaguely probably to him anything...... 到是依稀中余会非好像感觉到有人塞给他什么东西…… In any case waits for Yu Huifei to come to a stop, already outside crowd. 反正等余会非站稳的时候,已经是在人群外面了。 But in his hand, takes one impressively...... the bra! 而他手里,赫然拿着一件……文胸！