TRRLB :: Volume #2

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The applause resounds. 掌声响起。 The fragrant grass shows a faint smile saying: Schoolmates, everyone's good, I am the fragrant grass.” 芳草微微一笑道:“诸位同学们,大家好,我是芳草。” Following applause. 下面一片掌声。 The fragrant grass slight nod said: Today, our theme writes the reality, creates the high-quality goods, moves into the world.” 芳草微微点头道:“今天呢,我们的主题是书写现实,创作精品,走向世界。” Speaking of this, the fragrant grass straightened up the body, the say/way of upright: „ Why can write the reality? 说到这,芳草挺直了身体,一身正气的道:“为什么要书写现实呢? Because I discovered, the present young people, are very impractical, the merit thoughts of gain are too strong! 因为我发现,现在的年轻人,很虚浮,功利心太强! With the present hot these networks, one by one, written what is? 就拿现在正火的那些网络来说,一个个的,写的都是什么啊? Indulging in flights of fancy, is not the flying escapes, does not destroy the world is a person saves the world and so on. 胡思乱想,不是飞天就是遁地,不是毁灭世界就是一人拯救世界之类的。 These things do not conform to the realistic logic. 那些东西一点都不符合现实逻辑。 What is most fearful, some people...... 最可怕的是,有些人啊…… Writing a book is not positive on three views! 写书就三观不正! Often makes somebody one's spouse, insufficient, does two. 动不动就搞对象,一个不够,搞两个。 Two insufficient, do three...... 两个不够,搞三个…… Again insufficiently, opens the harem, so long as is female he wants. 再不够,开后宫,只要是个母的他就要。 One-to-one is not good, is one-to-many. 一对一还不行,要一对多。 One-to-many does not satisfy a craving, but also important person and domestic animal! ” 一对多不过瘾,还要人和畜生!” A these words audience in an uproar...... 这些话一出全场哗然…… Yu Huifei also frowns, words that he did not remember incorrectly, in this old aunt's representative works has all written these that she said...... . Moreover the beginning was the meat play! 余会非也皱起了眉头,他没记错的话,这老阿姨的代表作里已经把她说的那些全都写过了啊……而且开场就是肉戏啊! Is this in the self-criticism? 她这是在自我批判么? The fragrant grass continues saying: „ Therefore, we, or forgets the first thought that return writing a book initial that wholeheartedness. 芳草继续道:“所以,我们要不忘初心,回归写书最初的那颗赤诚之心。 We must sit, conscientious writes a book, writes book, writes the deep book, writes the connotation book, writing can become the book of classics. 我们要坐下来,脚踏实地的去写书,写身边的书,写有深度的书,写有内涵的书,写能够成为经典的书。 I suggested that everyone sits, has a look at the Western famous work. 我建议大家坐下来,多看看西方名著。 How has a look at others to write the reality. ” 看看人家是如何书写现实的。” At this time had the student to raise hand saying: Teacher, in the Western famous work also has the illusion class, for example three hackbuteers. Three people save a country......” 这时候有学生举手道:“老师,西方名著里也有幻象类的啊,例如三个火枪手啊。三个人拯救一国呢……” The fragrant grass shakes the head: Child, you do not understand. Others cores do not publicize three hackbuteers, others cores, is a chivalry spirit of West. We must look at the essence by the phenomenon, saw that the grassroots rises, sees in a big way, the profound energetic thought through the chance.” 芳草摇头:“孩子,你不懂。人家的核心不是宣扬三个火枪手,人家的核心,是一种西方的侠义精神。我们要透过现象看本质,看到草根通过机缘崛起,看到大的、深刻的精神思想。” The students knit the brows, some people raise hand saying: In network, is writes the grassroots to rise, rebels against the spirit, changes the destiny through the chance.” 学生们皱眉,又有人举手道:“网络里,也是写草根崛起,反叛精神,通过机缘改变命运啊。” The fragrant grass said: „ Can that be the same? What western writer writes is the philosophy, but now these trash write is one group of trash. What chance changes the destiny, isn't that is opportunistic? 芳草道:“那能一样么?西方作家写的是哲学,而现在那些垃圾写的就是一团垃圾。什么机缘改变命运啊,那不就是投机取巧么? In the middle of the reality, who can be opportunistic? 现实当中,谁能投机取巧? Often fighting, does not have the order. 动不动就打架斗殴,毫无秩序可言。 Their this is encouraging the violence, encourages the criminal case, these people, are the hoodlums in reality. ” 他们这是在鼓励暴力,鼓励违法犯罪,这些人,都是现实中的暴徒。” Hears this, the Yu Huifei hear, this fellow was not common critique, this was double mark dog! 听到这,余会非听不下去了,这家伙不是一般的批判家啊,这是双标狗啊! However Yu Huifei eventually is not the person in this school, was not good to stand to say anything. 不过余会非终究不是这个学校的人,不好站出来说什么。 Really, a fragrant grass such saying, more people are not glad, wanted to express the opinion. 果然,芳草这么一说,更多的人不乐意了,想要发表意见。 However immediately has the teacher to act: Everyone is solemnly silent, first listened to the teacher to say. Has the issue, later will leave behind the inquiry time to everyone.” 但是马上有老师出面:“大家肃静,先听老师说完。有问题,之后会给大家留下提问时间的。” The students were then peaceful. 学生们这才安静了下来。 The fragrant grass is sincere, as if esteems to the high sacred common say/way: „ I hope that everyone can be peaceful, has a look the Western literature. 芳草语重心长,仿佛推崇至高神圣一般的道:“我希望大家能够安静下来,去看看西方文学。 That is the true literature, since you must know the Renaissance, how many world famous work published? 那才是真正的文学,你们要知道文艺复兴以来,出了多少世界名著啊? However can how many people set one's mind at ease to have a look? 但是又有多少人能沉下心来看看呢? The incorrigbility of people was too obvious, impetuous and false, broker and material, know the chase fame and fortune all day. 国人的劣根性真的太明显了,浮躁、虚伪、市侩、物质、整天就知道追逐名利。 You have a look at the Germans again, Japanese, what others are fastidious is what? 你们再看看人家德国人,日本人,人家讲究的是什么? What rigorous, observes the order, they to pursue is the master craftsman spirit! 严谨、遵守秩序、他们追求的是匠师精神! In the past Germany cultivated/repaired a subdrainage in Shandong, is still using, even can also second of drainage system that killed our so-called all modern metropolises. 当年德国在山东修了一个地下排水系统,至今还在用,甚至还能秒杀我们所谓的所有现代大都市的排水系统。 The technology of what age is that? 那是什么年代的技术啊? Dozens years passed by, others are progressing, but we? 几十年过去了,人家在进步,而我们呢? Including does not have to the qualifications that others pull on shoes. 连给人家提鞋的资格都没有。 Why is this? 这是为什么呢? This is because, the people are impetuous, work only pursue the fame and fortune, does not care about the quality. 这是因为,国人浮躁,做事只追求名利,根本不在意质量。 You do not want is not convinced, you think carefully. 你们不要不服气,你们仔细想想。 The big country, did ten hundreds of millions people, so many years have the making a move work that what takes? 偌大的国家,十几亿人,这么多年了有什么拿的出手的作品么? Is inferior to Germany exquisite, the technique is inferior to Japan, the science and technology is inferior to the US, the democracy is inferior to India, the environment is inferior to Africa, do we have something proudly? 精工不如德国,技艺不如日本,科技不如美国,民主不如印度,环境不如非洲,我们还有什么可骄傲的? Pitifully is right? 可怜才对吧? So-called how many took the international award is also uses another's words and present them as one's own, others feel sorry for you, gives you, but also really thinks that oneself did write the thing? 所谓的几个拿了国际奖项的也不过是拾人牙慧而已,人家可怜你,给你的,还真以为自己写出东西了? I look at every day in the network, everyone's so-called great nation opinion, I am distressed...... 我看着每天网络上,大家所谓的大国言论,我痛心啊…… The ignorance of grieved these children, know nothing about outside, are kept in the dark. 心痛这些孩子的无知,对外面一无所知,蒙在鼓里。 Therefore I appealed to everyone, gave up the heart of utility, put down the heart of national boundary, the look foreign country well, studied the essence of student family/home, again the parochial arrogance. 所以我呼吁大家,放弃功利之心,放下国界之心,好好的看看外国,学学人家的精髓,不要再夜郎自大了。 Sets one's mind at ease, creation well, do not indulge in flights of fancy. 沉下心来吧,好好的创作吧,不要胡思乱想了。 Goes to the portrait literature. 去写真正的文学。 Writes the deep literature! ” 去写有深度的文学!” These words saying, following student complexion incomparable ugliness. 这些话说出来,下面的学生脸色无比的难看。 Everyone did not mind that she blows the foreign country, but blow and steps on, the students who let these doggedly sincere feel the incomparable aggrievedness. 大家不介意她吹一下外国,但是连吹带踩的,让这些一腔热血的学生们觉得无比的憋屈。 They want to speak, do to by a teacher recompression, the opportunity of simply not having spoken. 他们想发言,奈何被老师一再压着,根本没有发言的机会。 Song clear sat in that the complexion was also a paleness, the lip trembles slightly, the small hand grasped tight, obviously was also air/Qi heavily. 宋清坐在那,脸色也是一片铁青,嘴唇微微哆嗦,小手握的紧紧的,显然也气得不轻。 Solemn young wine girl is the air/Qi results in the doom to eat between -meal snack, the small cheek is bulging...... 穆小酒这丫头更是气得死命吃零食,小腮帮子鼓鼓囊囊的…… At this time, a sound resounded: Teacher, consulting an issue is good?” 就在这时候,一个声音响起:“老师,请教一个问题好么?” People hears word, looks to the person of speech. 众人闻言,看向说话之人。 That is young people who wears red robe, a little small commander, the makings are very good. 那是一个身穿红袍子的年轻人,有点小帅,气质很好。 After the fragrant grass sees this young people, the brow tight wrinkle said: Young people, are you a boy?” 芳草看到这个年轻人后,眉头紧皱道:“年轻人,你是男孩子吧?” Yu Huifei nods. 余会非点头。 The fragrant grass said: Do not put on good of skirt.” 芳草道:“那你还是不要穿裙子的好。” Such remarks, some people smiled, but these fellow officers actually got angry. 此话一出,有些人笑了,但是那些同袍们却怒了。 Song Qinggeng could not bear in that stamps the feet, what a pity she does not dare to stand eventually. 宋清更是忍不住在那跺脚,可惜她终究没敢站出来。 Yu Huifei smiled, did not speak, walked directly. 余会非笑了,也不说话,直接走了过去。 The fragrant grass sees this, knits the brows: Schoolmate, you stood in that say well, did not use, clarity that I listened.” 芳草见此,皱眉道:“同学,你站在那说就好,不用上来,我听的清楚。” Yu Huifei arrived in front of the fragrant grass directly, then transferred same place, the convenience took in front of a fragrant grass microphone. 余会非直接来到了芳草面前,然后原地转了一圈,顺手就把芳草面前的一个话筒拿了过去。 „Do you do?” Had the teacher to be discontented. “你干什么?”有老师不满了。 Yu Huifei looked that does not visit him, was saying to the fragrant grass: I come up, is mainly because the fragrant grass teacher look is not good, not being able to see clearly my is the man (Han) takes is not a skirt.” 余会非看都不看他,对着芳草道:“我上来,主要是因为芳草老师眼神不好,看不清我这是汉服不是裙子。” Such remarks, the complexion of fragrant grass was not quite attractive. 此话一出,芳草的脸色不太好看了。 A female teacher must open the mouth to scold. 一个女老师更是要开口呵斥。 Yu Huifei bows to salute to say immediately: Teacher, I come up mainly am think that many thanks the teacher teaches the graciousness.” 余会非马上鞠躬行礼道:“老师,我上来主要是想多谢老师教诲之恩。” Sees this, that female teacher relaxes, the fragrant grass smiled: Is a promising young man.” 看到这一幕,那女老师松了口气,芳草则笑了:“孺子可教也。” Following student air/Qi not good...... 下面的学生则气的不行…… Some people cursed directly in a low voice: This spineless person, can flatter.” 有人直接低声咒骂道:“这软骨头,太能拍马屁了吧。” „It looks like individual, the done matter is really disgusting.” “长的像个人,做的事情真恶心。” man (Han) clothing/taking. 汉服这边。 Young wine, what you bring is what person? This was also too characterless, was the moral behavior too humble?” “小酒,你带回来的是个什么人啊?这也太没骨气了,人品太低贱了吧?” Yes, the old woman is sick obviously, sentimental entire world only then our country and foreign country? Can't our country hang the dozen of the world all-around is the trash? Damn old pervert! This person he also comes up to bow to salute, is really disgusting.” “就是啊,那老太太明明就是有病啊,感情全世界就只有我国和外国吗?我国不能全方位吊打全世界就是垃圾吗?操他妈的老变态!这种人他还上去鞠躬行礼,真恶心。” Everyone is denouncing the solemn young wine chaotically, should not come this type of waste belt/bring. 大家七嘴八舌的声讨着穆小酒,不应该将这种人渣带过来。 The solemn young wine small face is red, was said quickly cried. 穆小酒小脸通红,都快被说哭了。 Song Qingqing coughed, everyone was then peaceful. 宋清轻咳一声,大家这才安静了下来。 Mu Xiaojiu looks at Song clear pitifully, Song scavenged: Young wine, later leaves his distant point. In our fellow officers does not have such trash! Sets up the man (Han) clothing/taking, what vertical is the back of Han people, rather than makes him put on the man (Han) to take to act servilely.” 穆小酒可怜巴巴的看着宋清,宋清道:“小酒,以后离他远点。我们同袍中没有这样的垃圾!立汉服,立的是汉人的脊梁,而不是让他穿汉服去卑躬屈膝的。” Mu Xiaojiu suffering pursing the lips said: I feel him not like the person......” 穆小酒委屈的抿着嘴道:“我觉得他不像那样的人啊……” Song clear stared, she lowered the head does not dare to speak. 宋清一瞪眼睛,她低着头不敢吭声了。 Song scavenged: This person of sinister-looking, shifty-eyed, is not common people.” 宋清道:“此人獐头鼠目,贼眉鼠眼,不是良人。” Mu Xiaojiu does not dare to speak...... 穆小酒没敢吭声…… At this moment, Yu Huifei opens the mouth saying: Thank teacher's graciousness to my initiation.” 就在这时,余会非开口道:“感谢老师对我的启蒙之恩。” The fragrant grass somewhat was also curious: „? Initiation? How did this...... say?” 芳草也有些好奇了:“哦?启蒙?这……怎么说呢?” A Yu Huifei face recollection color say/way: In the past I also young......” 余会非一脸回忆之色的道:“当年我还年幼……” A following person face despises, thought that this person was too disgusting. 下面的人则一脸鄙夷,觉得这人太恶心了。 However the fragrant grass enjoys very much, with a laugh looks that Yu Huifei hinted Yu Huifei to say downward. 但是芳草很享受,笑呵呵的看着余会非示意余会非往下说。 Yu Huifei is pointing at the last exhaust passage: „ At that time I learned/studied the unusual difference, sits in the last row. 余会非指着最后一排道:“那时候我学习非常的差啊,就在最后一排坐着。 I think my for a lifetime, likes taking to the streets to smash others glasses, hit the life of dozen of games. 我以为我这一辈子,也就喜欢上街砸砸人家的玻璃,打打游戏的命了。 However the work of fragrant grass teacher, making me open the window of life, making me understand, originally the person returned alive to have such a level. ” 但是芳草老师的作品,让我打开了人生的一扇窗,让我明白,原来人生还有那样的一个层面。” The fragrant grass enjoyed, smiles the nod saying: This, is far from.” 芳草更享受了,微笑着点头道:“这个,谈不上。” Some students people retched directly...... 学生们则有人直接干呕了起来…… They do not dare to taunt the fragrant grass, but taunted Yu Huifei not to have the issue. 他们不敢嘲讽芳草,但是嘲讽余会非还是没问题的。 Yu Huifei turns head, waves to say hastily: How can say that is far from? You, I do not know completely can also not wear the clothes to be in love with others' wife!” 余会非回头,连忙挥手道:“怎么能说谈不上呢?要不是您,我完全不知道还能和别人的老婆不穿衣服谈恋爱啊!” Such remarks, everyone was shocked, this transition probably a little not to taste. 此话一出,所有人都愣住了,这转折好像有点不对味啊。 Then Yu Huifei continues saying: „ Your representative works «City and countryside Cloud» I am entire look, the person who in that village a character does not fall, is behaving like scoundrels daily. 然后余会非继续道:“您的代表作《城乡云》我可是一字不落的全看啦,那一村子的人,天天都在男盗女娼。 That chaotic with Greek mythology that you commended, all was a waste! 那乱的就跟您所称赞的希腊神话似的,全是人渣啊! Read your book, I estimated that I have not known the man can have such relations with the woman. 要不是看了你的书,我估计我还不知道男人跟女人可以发生那样的关系呢。 Also is thinking all day pursues the chicken to tease the dog to hit the window. 还整天想着追鸡逗狗打窗户呢。 Jokes aside, Teacher, in the natural initiation, you are the real teachers of time. 说真的,老师,在性启蒙上,您是我们那个时代的真老师啊。 Our all personnel back row male voice, thanks Dyde about you...... 我们全班后排男声,都对您感激戴德啊…… What a pity, afterward the book was discovered by the teacher in charge, he scolded us saying: You are one group of waste, reads the book of that low unexpectedly.” 可惜,后来书被班主任发现了,他骂我们说:“你们就是一群人渣,竟然看那种下三滥的书。” Is renting the book the bookstore to give reporting us. 连带着把我们租书的书店都给举报了。 Felt sorry for that boss, in the family/home the day is very tight, opened a bookstore also to be sealed up. 可怜了那老板,家里日子挺紧吧的,开个书店还被查封了。 Afterward can only sell the spicy hotpot to live...... 后来只能卖麻辣烫过日子了…… If you a little conscience, remember under the attendance his business. ” 你要是有点良心,记得去照顾下他生意啊。” Hears here, the following people recovered. 听到这里,下面的人们回过神来了。 Tittering...... 噗嗤…… Some people took the lead in smiling, that then the audience coaxed blasted out, laughed collectively. 有人带头笑了出来,然后全场哄的一声炸开了,集体大笑。
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