TRRLB :: Volume #2

#44: The babies are suffering $ 1 second


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Yu Huifei knows, ended, could not block, but Yu Huifei holds up the teacup say/way in hand high: Do not come!” 余会非知道,完了,挡不住了,不过余会非还是高高举起手中的茶杯道:“别过来!” What a pity, he does not understand money to be correct. 可惜啊,他不懂钱有道。 Is correct to look like one tea set in money is completely valuable. 在钱有道看来一套茶具完整的才有价值。 Now was short of a teacup, that is the defective product, the shrine from his heart has dropped. 如今少了一个茶杯,那就是残次品,已经从他心中的神坛跌落了。 Therefore this goods' first flushed, loudly exclaimed: I kick to death you!” 于是这货第一个冲了上来,大吼道:“我踹死你!” Yu Huifei without delay, lifts the hand to pound the teacup in hand to the face that money is correct. 余会非二话不说,抬手就将手里的茶杯砸向钱有道的脸。 ! 啪! That small teacup was too small, was too frail, even if pounds on the face, is the feeling of falling the artillery. 那小茶杯真的太小了,太脆弱了,哪怕砸在人脸上,也就是一个摔炮的感觉。 money Youdao hides does not bring to hide, direct resists hardly! 钱有道连躲都不带躲的,直接硬抗! When his foot will soon trample Yu Huifei, Yu Huifei was sideways to avoid. 就在他一脚即将踹到余会非的时候,余会非一个侧身避开了。 His big foot took advantage of opportunity to trample in the gate! 他的大脚丫子顺势踹在了门上! Only listens to bang the life, the entire gate is shivering, obviously the might of this foot was terrifying! 只听砰的一生,整个门都在颤抖,可见这一脚的威力有多么恐怖了! The fight starts instantaneously, Brother Gou and Brother Ping are impolite, threw the teapot in hand directly, then...... held to squat in that. 战斗瞬间打响,狗哥平哥也不客气了,直接将手里的茶壶扔了出去,然后就……抱着头蹲在那了。 In the apprentice who money is correct some people caught the teapot and teacup, the remaining people invade, is being one calls to two people. 钱有道的徒弟中有人接住了茶壶和茶杯,剩下的人蜂拥而上,对着两人就是一顿招呼啊。 money Youdao rushes comes, a fist bang to the Yu Huifei surface gate. 钱有道冲上前来,一拳轰向余会非的面门。 Yu Huifei avoids hastily, but money is correct this fist empty, behind followed a fist to come. 余会非连忙躲避,但是钱有道这一拳是虚的,后面跟着一拳就来了。 Yu Huifei somewhat avoided immediately...... 余会非顿时有些躲避不及了…… The critical moment, in the Yu Huifei brain flashes through wicker that Black and White Impermanence that strange measures not, his body made an incomparably strange distortion subconsciously, evaded the fist of opposite party. 关键时刻,余会非脑子里闪过黑白无常那诡异莫测的柳条子,他身体下意识的做出了一个无比诡异的扭曲,堪堪避过了对方的一拳。 money Youdao surprised well. 钱有道惊讶的咦了一声。 He thinks that Yu Huifei anything is not, depends entirely on installs to compel. 他本以为余会非啥也不是,全靠装逼呢。 However this fist, basically probed the Yu Huifei reaction capacity, as well as strange movement. 但是这一拳,基本上试探出了余会非的反应能力,以及诡异的身法。 Money has in the way none to flash: A little skill!” 钱有道眼中精光一闪:“有点本事!” Almost is simultaneously, money being correct trampled! 几乎是同时,钱有道一脚踹了出去! Yu Huifei this chapter of no hiding...... 余会非这回没的躲了…… Only can both hands standard keep off! 只能双手格挡! Only listens to bang one, he was trampled to fly. 只听砰的一声,他被踹飞了出去。 Not excellently in in the air, his turns over/stands up, relaxed falling on the ground, has not been injured unexpectedly! 不过人在空中,他一个翻身,轻松的落在地上,竟然没受伤! Sees this, money is correct stares: Your also somewhat skill.” 看到这一幕,钱有道一愣:“你还真有点本事啊。” Yu Huifei said: I have said that you are not good.” 余会非道:“我说过,你不行。” However the next quarter his face was black, because one group of people flushed. 但是下一刻他的脸就黑了,因为一群人冲了上来。 Even is combing the sheep's-horn braids, less than one meter high small luoli whistling haha following runs toward here. 甚至一个梳着羊角辫,不到一米高的小luoli都呼呼哈哈的跟着往这边跑呢。 Was good on the halfway by a big kid hugging, but the expression of this little thing was very scary. 好在半路上被一个大孩子给抱起来了,不过这小东西的表情还是挺唬人的。 People close, Yu Huifei can only retrocede, retrocedes again. 人们一拥而上,余会非只能后退后退,再后退。 After all this does not make the movie, no one one to one fights him, then others in the nearby whistling haha to air blind gesture. 毕竟这不是拍电影啊,没人跟他一对一的打,然后其他人在边上呼呼哈哈的对着空气瞎比划。 Double fist difficult enemy four, Yu Huifei only to draw back. 双拳难敌四手,余会非只能退。 However quick, near his wall, drew back does not have to draw back. 但是很快,他就墙边上了,退无可退了。 Yu Huifei shouts greatly: You are gang up on!” 余会非大喊道:“你这是群殴啊!” money Youdao said: You said right, ganged up on! Gives on me, gives me to make into the teapot them!” 钱有道道:“你说对了,就是群殴!给我上,给我把他们打成茶壶!” One group of people bellow...... 一群人大吼…… At this moment, only listens to a loud sound! 就在这时,只听一声巨响! Bang! 轰隆! Then the people noticed that burglar-proof door sticks with the paper, was flown instantaneously! 然后众人看到那防盗门就跟纸糊的似的,瞬间被飞了出去! A upfront man has not responded, was stuck by that burglar-proof door on the face, stuffy snort/hum, lay down on the ground directly is motionless. 正面一个汉子还没反应过来呢,就被那防盗门糊在了脸上,闷哼一声,直接躺在地上不动了。 This like the demolition general strength, frightens the people hastily to turn the head, examines the situation. 这如同爆破一般的力量,吓得众人连忙转过头去,查看情况。 Even some people are whispering: Fights, doesn't need to set out the special police officer and bomb?” 甚至有人嘀咕着:“就是斗殴,不用出动特警和炸弹吧?” The riot police in impression have not come , a robust man lowered the head slightly, walked. 印象中的防暴警察没进来,一个壮汉微微低着头,走了进来。 This man more than two meters high, the whole body muscle explosion is common, toward that stand, with a wall. 这汉子两米多高,全身肌肉爆炸一般,往那一站,就跟一堵墙是的。 The men flung waving the arms about, scolded one: Really solid, almost the thump does not open.” 汉子甩了甩手,骂了一句:“真结实,差点捶不开了。” Such remarks, on everyone's forehead is the heavy line...... 此话一出,所有人的脑门上都是黑线啊…… Sentimental is not blasts out, drove out by this man fist! 感情这门不是炸开的,是被这汉子一拳轰开的啊! Is this person? 这还是人么? This is not a knight-errant, is not the special effect in movie. 这可不是武侠,也不是电影里的特效啊。 In the middle of the reality, the experts are no doubt fearful, but a fist bang flying burglar-proof door, that pulled. 现实当中,高手们固然可怕,但是一拳轰飞防盗门,那就太扯了啊。 The approach tramples to could trample, trampling flew not too to be possible. 助跑踹或许能踹开,踹飞都不太可能了。 But at present this goods...... 可是眼前这货…… When everyone is in a daze, Yu Huifei smiled: That money, I have said as the saying goes, I disdain in fight you. Now my apprentice came, you want to hit, tried to say with him again.” 就在大家发呆的时候,余会非笑了:“那个钱有道是吧,我说过,我不屑于跟你打。现在我徒弟来了,你想打,跟他试试再说。” Money was correct directly compelled ignorant, the eye is looking at Yu Huifei horizontally, seemed asking: „Is this monster your apprentice?” 钱有道直接懵逼了,横着眼睛看着余会非,仿佛在问:“这怪物是你徒弟?” Yu Huifei claps saying: Right, my apprentice. If you thought that this big can be victorious, you can try slightly that......” 余会非拍拍手道:“对啊,我徒弟。你要是觉得这大的打不过,你可以试试那小的……” Is small?” The people stare, was just attracted the attention by the power of that robust man, no one has noticed also to have one to be small. “小的?”众人一愣,刚刚都被那壮汉的威武雄壮吸引了注意力,谁都没注意到还有一个小的。 The people look downward , man nearby did not have the man thigh high young bald monk to stand in that the exceedingly indignant visits them: What do you mean? Installs not to see the Buddha I?” 众人往下看去,果然,汉子边上一个还没汉子大腿高的小光头和尚站在那,正无比愤怒的看着他们呢:“啥意思?装没看到佛爷我是么?” People that called one speechless, but also really had one slightly...... 众人那叫一个无语啊,还真有一个小的啊…… However was this too also small? 不过这也太小了吧? money Youdao thinks that Yu Huifei is insulting him, gets angry: „Did you insult me?” 钱有道以为余会非在侮辱他,怒道:“你侮辱我?” Yu Huifei was happy: Hey...... have not said, this time I have not really insulted you. That is small, you could not really have been victorious.” 余会非乐了:“嘿……你还别这么说,这次我真没侮辱你。那小的,你还真打不过。” Fart!” Going forward that a man does not believe in evil doctrines, points at Kṣitigarbha saying: This young bald person, my hand enough.” “放屁!”一个汉子不信邪的上前,指着地藏道:“这小秃子,我一只手就够了。” Kṣitigarbha as more than years of bear children, does not dare to be rampant in front of Yu Huifei. However was looked down upon by others, this he cannot endure...... 地藏作为一个多年的熊孩子,在余会非面前不敢嚣张。但是被别人看不起,这他可不能忍…… Therefore a Kṣitigarbha nod, bellows: Kills!” 于是地藏一点头,大吼一声:“杀啊!” Sound that speaks in an infantile tone of voice, was really lacks the deterrent force, the people continuously to smile. 那奶声奶气的声音,实在是缺乏威慑力,众人不住笑了。 The robust man said with a smile: Likely small milk dog......” 那壮汉更是笑道:“像个小奶狗……” Bang! 砰! The men have not said that only feels dizzily, then the whole person pounded toward below on the face on the ground! 汉子还没说完呢,只感觉天旋地转,然后整个人就脸朝下砸在了地上! Then Kṣitigarbha then called out to Cowherd: What also takes a look at? Goes flat!” 然后地藏回头对牛郎叫道:“还瞅啥呢?撒气啊!” Cowherd recovers, taps the head saying: Right!” 牛郎回过神来,一拍脑袋道:“对啊!” Then Cowherd also rushes, his goal is very clear, is that looks at present not high thin person! 然后牛郎也冲了上去,他的目标很明确,就是眼前那个看着不怎么“高”的“瘦子”! money Youdao looks that robust man front surface flushed, in the heart is also one sends coldly. 钱有道看着那壮汉迎面就冲了过来,心中也是一阵发寒啊。 Two people at all are not one heavyweight...... 两人根本不是一个重量级的啊…… Moreover stance that opposite party that fist opens the door, forestalling opponent by a show of strength, is indeed fearful. 而且对方那一拳开门的架势,先声夺人,的确可怕。 However money is correct eventually is a ruthless person, is battle-trained, the strength has. The critical juncture, bellows, the front surface rushes, on the foot the footsteps are unpredictable, fist actual situation union...... 不过钱有道终究是一个狠人,久经战阵,实力还是有的。危急关头,大吼一声,迎面冲了上去,脚上脚步变幻莫测,拳头虚实结合…… Then...... 然后…… A big hand extended, seized his clothes collar, how whatever he moves the footsteps, struggles, counter-attack...... 一只大手伸了过去,一把揪住了他的衣服领子,任凭他如何挪动脚步,挣扎,反击…… Cannot work loose. 就是挣不脱。 Cowherd with holding chicken bastard, held money Youdao, then the big hand shoots first with one hand and then the other...... 牛郎就跟提溜鸡崽子似的,将钱有道提溜了起来,然后大手左右开弓…… ...... 啪啪啪…… The money of pulling out is correct without the strength of resistance, crying of incomparable grievance. 抽的钱有道毫无反抗之力,无比委屈的哭了。 Right, he cried...... 没错,他哭了…… He long is so big, had not been cried with the fist thump face directly. 他长这么大,被人正面用拳头捶脸都没哭过。 However he not by person when like this woman general has shamed? 但是他也没被人这样当女人一般的羞辱过啊? The shame tears hang all over the face...... 耻辱的泪水挂满脸庞…… money Youdao is shouting: Looks to do? Begins............” 钱有道喊着:“都看着干啥?动手……呃……” He wants to shout the reinforcements, finally actually saw that his these disciples and followers lay down place! 他本想喊援兵的,结果却看到他的那些徒子徒孙们躺了一地! The lesser monk, is dragging one meter eight man to run everywhere...... 那小和尚,正拖着一个一米八的汉子满地跑呢…… Following small luoli, is in the room the only girl, called to chase down. 后面一个小luoli,也是屋子里唯一的女孩子,嗷嗷叫着追杀着。 That scene, how sees how strangely...... 那场面,怎么看怎么诡异…… However Yu Huifei actually knows, this point is not strange, the woman is the Kṣitigarbha difficult adversary. 不过余会非却知道,这一点都不诡异,女人就是地藏的克星。 Is good because, only then small luoli, if many several, it is estimated that this small must be scratched open baldly. 好在,只有一个小luoli,要是多几个,估计这小光头得被挠破相了。 Yu Huifei held that Kṣitigarbha, following small luoli furious is jumping, wants to give this small bald fist, finally actually cannot reach, the air/Qi resulted in the little fellows to be about to cry. 余会非一把将那地藏抱了起来,下面的小luoli则气哼哼的跳着,想要给这小光头一拳,结果却是够不着,气得小家伙都快哭了。 Yu Huifei sincere said to Kṣitigarbha: Or...... lets his flexure? You looked, others were about to cry.” 余会非则语重心长的对地藏道:“要不……让他挠一下?你看,人家都快哭了。” Say/Way that the Kṣitigarbha tearful eyes dance: „Have I cried well?” 地藏泪眼婆娑的道:“我已经哭了好么?” Yu Huifei: ............ 余会非:“…………” Yu Huifei has not thought the fight can come is so sudden, conclusion is so also sudden. 余会非也没想过战斗会来的那么突然,结束的也那么突然。 Court attendant, puts down him.” Yu Huifei is shouting. “郎啊,把他放下吧。”余会非喊着。 Cowherd un, threw the opposite party on the ground. 牛郎嗯了一声,将对方扔在了地上。 money Youdao sits on the ground, one meter nine looks up to two meters to come high Cowherd, that feeling with was just tarnished young wife, that called a grievance. 钱有道坐在地上,一米九的个头仰望着两米来高的牛郎,那感觉就跟一个刚被玷污了的小媳妇似的,那叫一个委屈啊。 Yu Huifei sees this, was a little embarrassed. 余会非见此,也有点不好意思了。 Fights to turn over to fight, holding to pull out the cheeks is too much. 打架归打架,抓住抽嘴巴子有点过分了。 Yu Huifei coughs a sound said: Boss money...... you...... do not cry.” 余会非干咳一声道:“钱老板……你……别哭了。” money Youdao looks at Yu Huifei, calling out of grief and indignation: My this for a lifetime, by the head wooden scoop, had been held the blade behind, I have not groaned. However...... you...... you went too far!” 钱有道看着余会非,悲愤的叫道:“我这一辈子,被人开过脑瓜瓢,被人背后捅过刀,我都没哼哼过。但是……你们……你们太过分了!” Yu Huifei scratches the head saying: This...... don't first cry the line not? What do big masters cry?” 余会非挠挠头道:“这……你先别哭了行不?一大老爷们哭啥啊?” money Youdao said: I do not want to cry, you think that I do want to cry? In his hand has the chill power! Do you try, pull out your eyes you to cry?” 钱有道道:“我也不想哭啊,你以为我想哭么?这丫的手上有辣椒面!你试试,抽你一眼睛你哭不哭?” Yu Huifei looks immediately to the big hand of Cowherd, really this fellow hand greases to incite, glowing red, with just fished from the hot pot. 余会非立刻看向牛郎的大手,果然这家伙手上油滋滋的,红彤彤的,就跟刚从火锅里捞出来似的。 Yu Huifei asked: Wasn't...... you do not go to bathroom? Does your...... pull out the toilet?” 余会非问道:“不是……你不是上厕所了么?你这……掏马桶啦?” Cowherd face red say/way: Without...... just walked to become lost, saw that on a table is putting eating of cassette tape soup, that thing was hearing is very fragrant. I pondered over am placing that to waste, simply, who I ate considered as finished...... to know that thing delicious was delicious, was a little hot.” 牛郎老脸一红道:“没……刚刚走迷路了,看到一张桌子上放着一盒带汤的吃的,那东西闻着就特别香。我琢磨着放在那浪费了,干脆,我吃了算了……谁知道那玩意好吃是好吃,就是有点烫手。” In the Yu Huifei head presents set of pictures surface instantaneously, this goods most likely (80%) the spicy hotpot that on place table others bought eating . Moreover the useless chopsticks, the direct seat of honor fished is eating! 余会非脑袋里瞬间出现一组画面,这货八成是把别人买的放在桌子上的麻辣烫给吃了,而且还没用筷子,直接上手捞着吃的! No wonder full hand oil! 难怪满手油啊! Then Yu Huifei asked: You determined that is no one wants?” 然后余会非问道:“你确定那是没人要的?” Cowherd was shamelessly redder: I walk in any case, no one prevents me.” 牛郎老脸更红了:“反正我走的时候,没人阻止我。” The Yu Huifei heart trembles: How long did you eat?” 余会非心头一颤:“你吃了多久?” Cowherd grinned to smile: Then a block, I two finished eating.” 牛郎咧嘴笑了:“那么一小盒,我两把就吃完了。” Aiya I go to......” Yu Huifei to pat the forehead, he used foot to know this definitely others' eating! “哎呀我去……”余会非一拍脑门,他用脚丫子想都知道这肯定是把别人的吃了!
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