Heard this saying, Yu Huifei cannot bear smile, the strange color of first even/including...... this goods started to be crooked. 听到这话,余会非忍不住笑了,一连的古怪之色……这货开始想歪了。 Liu Xin looks at Yu Huifei that strange expression, as if also realized anything, has turned head, did not look at Yu Huifei. 柳歆看着余会非那古怪的表情,似乎也意识到了什么,扭过头去,死活不看余会非了。 Looks at the scenery, the time was also up, Yu Huifei brought home Liu Xin 看完风景,时间也差不多了,余会非带着柳歆回家了 Proficient time, is around 10 : 00 am. 到家的时候,已经是上午 10 点多了。 Before passing through the gate, Yu Huifei first makes the Chinese rhubarb go home sled. 进门之前,余会非先让大黄把雪橇拉回家去。 On road that the result goes home, bumped into old Sun. 结果回家的路上,就碰到了老孙。 old Sun nose is not the nose, the mouth is not groaning of mouth said: „ Yu Huifei, you may be really good! Said that is sled also I, the sentiment is my puts the warehouse of sled temporarily? 老孙鼻子不是鼻子,嘴巴不是嘴巴的哼哼道:“余会非,你可真行啊！说是雪橇还我,感情我那就是个临时放雪橇的仓库是吧？ That dog you said that called to call...... 那狗你说叫就叫走了…… How? I am saving the sled to you, but can also help you raise the dog? ” 咋的？我给你存着雪橇,还得帮你养狗是吧？” Yu Huifei said face red...... 余会非被说的老脸通红…… Then old Sun said: „Then, you make your family the Chinese rhubarb and sled, looks that you come air/Qi!” 然后老孙道:“回头,你把大黄和雪橇都弄你家去,看着你们就来气！” Then, old Sun walked furiously. 说完,老孙气哼哼的走了。 However Yu Huifei knows, old Sun was not really mad, but is changing the method wants gives to him the sled and dog. 不过余会非知道,老孙不是真的来气了,而是变着法子的想把雪橇和狗都送给他。 Yu Huifei shouts: „Old gentleman, the dog do not come, I cannot raise. Do you raise again a while?” 余会非喊道:“老爷子,狗就别来了,我养不起。你再养一阵子吧？” „Gets the hell out!” old Sun scolded, but has not said the matter of dog finally. “滚蛋！”老孙骂了,不过最终也没说狗的事儿。 Obviously, although he wants to deliver, but the attitude is not firm, does not give up his treasure. 显然,他虽然想送,但是态度并不坚定,还是舍不得他的宝贝疙瘩。 Yu Huifei smiled. 余会非笑了。 Liu Xin also smiled, she likes this village. Because he discovers the person in this village, although also has own slightly 99, but these old people fun...... everyone has the own story specially. 柳歆也笑了,她十分喜欢这个村子。因为他发现这个村子里的人,虽然也有自己的小九九,但是那些老人特别的好玩……每个人都有自己的故事。 Has the own temperament...... 有自己的脾气…… However everyone to each other that cared. 但是每个人又对彼此那么的关心。 As if entire village is family/home...... 仿佛整个村子就是一个家似的…… This is she in the big city, is as for has not felt in the school. 这是她在大城市里,乃至于在学校里都没感受过的。 At this time Liu Xin said: „Right, I ordered some frozen pears with Aunt what, I have not gone to take. I pass to take now......” 这时候柳歆道:“对了,我跟何大婶订了一些冻梨,我还没去拿呢。我现在过去拿哦……” The Yu Huifei nod said: „Good, you go.” 余会非点头道:“好,你去吧。” Looks at Liu Xin to walk, Yu Huifei starts running away at once, directly to/clashes toward the family/home in! 看着柳歆走了,余会非拔腿就跑,直接往家里冲！ Now what he most is worried, the two fellows of that duel had not quarrelled. 他现在最担心的是,那决斗的两个家伙还没吵完架呢。 Opens the door, in the courtyard Cui Jue with the big blue stone of large size is practicing calligraphy. 推开门,院子里崔珏用一块更大号的大青石在练字。 Yu Huifei curious asking: „Trades stone?” 余会非好奇的问道:“换石头啦？” Then, Yu Huifei thought that yesterday that was patted by the young bald person on the White Impermanence head, patted broken...... 说完,余会非就想起来了,昨天那块被小秃子拍在白无常脑袋上,拍碎了…… Yu Huifei referred to the backyard, Cui Jue said with a smile: „You have a look.” 余会非指了指后院,崔珏笑道:“你去看看吧。” Yu Huifei nods...... 余会非点头…… Opens the front door, saw that small sits in that baldly, two soulless, as if must collapse. 推开大门,就看到一个小光头坐在那,两眼无神,仿佛要崩溃了似的。 Nearby Black and White Impermanence and Ox-Head Horse-Face, assumes the potential of surrounding in all directions. 边上黑白无常、牛头马面都在,四面八方呈包围之势。 Sees Yu Huifei to come back, White Impermanence said: „Little Yu, you may come back.” 看到余会非回来,白无常道:“小鱼,你可回来了。” Yu Huifei said: „This...... what situation?” 余会非道:“这……啥情况？” White Impermanence hehe smiling...... 白无常嘿嘿的笑了…… Yu Huifei said: „Brother Lang?” 余会非道:“郎哥呢？” White Impermanence said: „Liquor vigor in the past, rested.” 白无常道:“酒劲过去后就去睡了。” „He...... what situation?” Yu Huifei closely examines. “他……啥情况？”余会非追问。 White Impermanence continues to laugh foolishly...... 白无常继续傻笑…… The Yu Huifei revolutions asked Black Impermanence. 余会非转问黑无常。 Black Impermanence hehe said: „How can also? This boy was scolded...... the present not to walk stupid from the attack.” 黑无常呵呵道:“还能咋样？这小子被骂成傻逼了……现在还没从打击中走出来呢。” Yu Huifei speechless, is the Cowherd battle efficiency unexpectedly terrifying in this way? 余会非一阵无语啊,牛郎的战斗力竟然恐怖如斯么？ Actually Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva scolding seal? 竟然将地藏王菩萨给骂封闭了？ Ox-Head said with a smile: „Jokes aside, our that brothers, after drinking, is really flamboyant!” 牛头笑道:“说真的,咱那兄弟,喝了酒之后,真牛逼！” Yu Huifei slanting a Ox-Head pants crotch, this goods give Yu Huifei foot directly: „Father this is the Ox-Head big bird! Without that thing that you think......” 余会非斜了一眼牛头的裤裆,这货直接给余会非一脚丫子:“老子这是牛头大鸟！没你想的那玩意……” Yu Huifei did not mind, the racket the ash on buttocks, asked Horse-Face: „It is not, can anyone of you repeat to me in detail? My this missed the good play......” 余会非也不介意,拍拍屁股上的灰,问马面:“不是,你们谁能给我详细的复述一下啊？我这错过好戏了……” Horse-Face shakes the head saying: „This really could not repeat, in any case that words, can say on Cowherd. Moreover one after another......” 马面摇头道:“这个真复述不了,反正那话,也就牛郎能说得出来。而且一套一套的……” Yu Huifei looks to Black and White Impermanence, these two fellows also shake the head. 余会非看向黑白无常,这两家伙也摇头。 They said, oneself does not talk clearly. 他们表示,自己也说不清楚。 What can Yu Huifei say? 余会非能说啥？ Only can sigh woefully, arrived in front of the young bald person, asked: „ Yeah, what's wrong? Does the clothing/taking refuse to accept? 只能哀叹一声,来到了小秃子面前,问道:“哎,咋样？服不服？ Refuses to accept to come second again? ” 不服再来第二场？” As soon as the young bald person listens to shake the head to say hastily: „Does not compare, does not compare, the fellow simply is not a person!” 小秃子一听连忙摇头道:“不比了,不比了,那家伙简直不是人！” Yu Huifei smiled...... 余会非笑了…… Sees the young bald person not to walk from the condition, Yu Huifei drew Ox-Head to go one side, asked: „What thing is he? Really Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva incarnation? Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva such vegetable/dish chicken?” 见小秃子还没从状态中走出来,余会非拉着牛头去了一边,问道:“他到底是个啥东西啊？真是地藏王菩萨的化身么？地藏王菩萨这么菜鸡么？” Ox-Head said: „ Should be the Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva incarnation...... 牛头道:“应该是地藏王菩萨的化身…… Right, you had heard cuts three corpses? ” 对了,你听说过斩三尸么？” Yu Huifei nods: „In has looked, said that cuts own at sixes and sevens what thing, then that anything......” 余会非点头:“里看过,说是斩掉自身的乱七八糟的什么玩意,然后就那啥了……” Ox-Head hurrying makes Yu Huifei shut up, said: „ General meaning you understand on the line, in any case, he is the Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva evil thought incarnation. 牛头赶紧让余会非闭嘴,道:“大概意思你懂就行,反正呢,他就是地藏王菩萨的恶念化身。 Before Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva is 6 or 7-year-old all evil thoughts on his body, but Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva eventually is a Bodhisattva, wickedly is also again limited. 地藏王菩萨六七岁之前的所有恶念都在他的身上,不过地藏王菩萨终究是菩萨,再恶也是有限的。 With quarrelling, this fellow in netherworld Foshan, that is the member. 就拿骂架来说吧,这家伙在冥土佛山上,那是一把手。 However jokes aside, his fellow scolded, was the repetitious talks. 但是说真的,他这家伙骂来骂去,都是车轱辘话。 Without the new idea...... 没新意…… Compared with Cowherd, that is asks for a scolding purely. ” 跟牛郎比,那纯粹是找骂呢。” Yu Huifei wondered: „This can Cowherd, how scold?” 余会非就纳闷了:“这牛郎,怎么就这么能骂啊？” Ox-Head shakes the head: „I with him am not specially ripe.” 牛头摇头:“我跟他不是特别熟。” Black Impermanence crops up saying: „ Your oneself thinks that this fellow was 800 years of farmer, mixed for 800 years in the village. 800 years, a small village became a small town! 黑无常冒头出来道:“你自己想吧,这家伙当了八百年的农民,在村子里混了八百年。八百年啊,一个小村子都成了一个小城了！ There many shouting abuse in public women! 那里得多少骂街妇女啊！ He does not study even attentively, read the eye to dye on the ear, was that quarrels the expert to be good? ” 他就算不用心去学,就耳读目染,那都是骂架高手好么？” Yu Huifei thinks, indeed is this truth! 余会非想想,的确是这个道理啊！ Then Yu Huifei silently is remembering at heart: „Do not abuse each other with Cowherd! Otherwise will be scolded by him......” 然后余会非默默的在心里记住了:“千万不要和牛郎对骂！否则会被他骂死的……” At this time Liu Xin came back, Yu Huifei went to the front courtyard. 这时候柳歆回来了,余会非去前院了。 Liu Xin bought a bag frozen pear, then waves saying: „Tastes?” 柳歆买了一袋子冻梨,然后挥挥手道:“尝尝？” Yu Huifei nods. 余会非点头。 Liu Xin looks for the cold water immediately, will freeze the pear to throw. 柳歆立刻去找了冷水,将冻梨扔了进去。 Remaining was nature defrosting. 剩下的就是自然解冻了。 The however two people were also idle the fart to come, squatted in the kitchen looks at fluctuate of that frozen pear in the water...... 不过两个人也是闲出屁来了,就蹲在厨房里看着那冻梨在水里起起伏伏…… Then that cold water is getting more and more cold, starts to freeze. 然后那冷水越来越冷,开始结冰。 Finally several frozen pears froze the big ice clod basin water. 最后几个冻梨将一盆水都冻成了大冰坨子。 The Yu Huifei putting out a hand crumb a soldier, touched the frozen pear: „Was soft, can eat.” 余会非伸手捏碎了一块兵,摸了摸冻梨:“软了,能吃了。” Then Yu Huifei took away the entire basin. 然后余会非将整个盆扣了过来。 That is a big ice clod, water did not have. 那就是一个大冰坨子,一点水都没有了。 Yu Huifei will ice the clod to shiver with the kitchen knife, inside frozen pear one by one fell. 余会非用菜刀将冰坨子敲碎,里面的冻梨一个个的掉了出来。 Already very soft...... 已经十分的柔软了…… Wipes out with the clear water only, Yu Huifei puts out one to give Liu Xin. 用清水洗干净,余会非拿出一个递给柳歆。 Liu Xin said: „This, heard that must first bite a small mouth, right?” 柳歆道:“这个,听说是要先咬个小口,对么？” Yu Huifei shakes the head saying: „Whom do you listen to talk nonsense? This must loudly stutter! Big gets down, specially sour crisp!” 余会非摇头道:“你听谁胡说八道的？这个就得大口吃！一大口下去,特别酸爽！” Liu Xin doubt looks at Yu Huifei, asked: „Really?” 柳歆狐疑的看着余会非,问道:“真的？” Yu Huifei is striking one's chest saying: „Naturally! Relax, big stuttering!” 余会非拍着胸脯道:“当然了！放心,大口吃！” Liu Xin really opened small mouth one to nip...... 柳歆真的张开了小嘴一口咬了上去…… Then...... 然后…… Pū...... 噗…… The water in frozen pear exploded instantaneously, spurted a Liu Xin face, on the clothes everywhere is...... 冻梨里的水瞬间就炸了出来,喷了柳歆一脸,衣服上到处都是…… In the hand mounts the flour gruel...... 手上更是黏糊糊的…… Liu Xin is staring the big eye, angrily looks at Yu Huifei saying: „Is this big stuttering that you spoke?” 柳歆瞪着大眼睛,气鼓鼓的看着余会非道:“这就是你说的大口吃？” Finally saw that Yu Huifei bit small opening on the frozen pear, is attracting the fruit juice in that outward, winking visits her! 结果就看到余会非在冻梨上咬了小口子,正在那往外吸果汁呢,挤眉弄眼的看着她呢！ „~ meeting ~ not!” Liu Xin screamed. “余~会~非！”柳歆尖叫。 The next quarter, Yu Huifei by Liu Xin was knocked down, is one small sincere...... 下一刻,余会非就被柳歆扑倒在地,然后就是一顿小拳拳…… At this moment, the gate opened. 就在这时,门开了。 Black Impermanence vibrates the nose saying: „Has to eat?” 黑无常抖动着鼻子道:“有吃的？” Then sees Liu Xin to ride in stepping up to of Yu Huifei, is dancing with joy. 然后就看到柳歆骑在余会非的跨上,正手舞足蹈呢。 The Black Impermanence expression solidified instantaneously, eyeball stares after bronze bell...... gawked one next, hehe smiled, that expression compared with Yu Huifei also chicken thief! 黑无常的表情瞬间凝固了,眼珠子瞪的跟铜铃似的……楞了一下后,嘿嘿的笑了起来,那表情比余会非还鸡贼呢！ Black Impermanence scratches the head saying: „Aiya...... embarrassed, disturbed. You continue......” 黑无常挠挠头道:“哎呀……不好意思,打扰了。你们继续……” Then, this dead goods turn around to walk. 说完,这死货转身就走。 Yu Huifei and Liu Xin saw this to hurry to call out: „Do not walk, you misunderstood!” 余会非和柳歆见此赶紧叫道:“别走,你误会了！” Black Impermanence then gives the look that they I understood, hehe said: „Was needless saying that so many...... remembered, your future small treasure, want, when my adopted son. I was scheduled yo......” 黑无常回头给了他们一个我懂的眼神,嘿嘿道:“不用说那么多……记住了,你们未来的小宝贝,一定要当我的干儿子。我预定了呦……” „Yo your Sir!” “呦你大爷啊！” Yu Huifei took up a wood/blockhead to throw! 余会非抄起一根木头就扔了过去！ The result knocked on a door...... 结果打门上了…… Out listens, Black Impermanence whiz whiz the sound conveys: „Aiya...... became angry out of shame.” 就听门外,黑无常得得嗖嗖的声音传来:“哎呀……恼羞成怒了。” Then listens to Black Impermanence to shout: „Everyone prepares, ten months later, we become the adoptive father!” 然后就听黑无常喊道:“大家都准备好啊,十个月后,咱们当干爹啦！” Yu Huifei and Liu Xin hears word, that was called one speechless! 余会非和柳歆闻言,那叫一个无语啊！ Two people wish one could the hammer dead he! 两人恨不得出去锤死他！ However the next quarter gate opened, after Black Impermanence looked at two people, grins to say with a smile: „Hadn't finished? Very lasting......” 但是下一刻门又开了,黑无常看了一眼两人后,咧嘴笑道:“还没结束呢？挺持久啊……” „Rolls rolling!” Yu Huifei throws the nearby firewood again. “滚滚滚！”余会非再次投掷边上的柴禾。 Black Impermanence hurried to run, ran while shouted: „Little Yu became angry out of shame......” 黑无常赶紧跑了,一边跑一边喊:“小鱼恼羞成怒了……” Liu Xin hurries to stand from the body of Yu Huifei, after staring Yu Huifei, ran. 柳歆赶紧从余会非的身上站起来,瞪了一眼余会非后,跑了。 Yu Huifei that called one to be unjust, was that girl overthrows him obviously, how to make what shameful matter seemed like him to do? 余会非那叫一个冤枉啊,明明是那丫头把他推倒的,咋弄的好像是他干了什么见不得人的事情了呢？ mmp! mmp! Yu Huifei comes out from the kitchen, saw that Cui Jue and Black Impermanence visit him to be happy in that. 余会非从厨房里出来,就看到崔珏和黑无常在那看着他乐呢。 Yu Huifei was disinclined to explain, went to the backyard. 余会非懒得解释了,去了后院。 Finally sees Ox-Head Horse-Face, White Impermanence also stands in that visits him to be happy. 结果就看到牛头马面,白无常也站在那看着他乐呢。 Yu Huifei grinned, takes up the cleaning rag and bucket turns around to go to graveyard, here is at present pure. 余会非咧咧嘴,拿起抹布和水桶转身去墓园子了,目前也就这里清净了。 Finally the Yu Huifei pocket was also hot. 结果余会非口袋又热了。 Yu Huifei could not bear want to shout 'fuck your mom': „I hold, but also comes the person? When really my can think of so many people?” 余会非忍不住想骂娘了:“我操,还来人？真当我这能装下那么多人啊？” After the result puts out Token, discovered that above one line of characters are: „Had the child? I am scheduled the adoptive father position!” 结果拿出令牌后,发现上面的一行字是:“有孩子了？我预定干爹位置啊！” Yu Huifei returned to one: „Ok, when my son your adoptive father!” 余会非回了一句:“行,我儿子当你干爹！” „......” “……” Forces in Token the pants pocket conveniently, Yu Huifei started to hit the sweeping the graves garden. 随手将令牌塞进裤兜里,余会非开始打扫墓园子了。 One such as ordinary, entered graveyard, works, heart of Yu Huifei quickly tranquil. 一如平常,入了墓园子,干起活来,余会非的心很快就平静了下来。