TRRLB :: Volume #2

#219: One group of idiots?


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Cast aside just the standing firm body, the big mouth breathed Heaven and Earth spiritual energy at the same time, she also sobered, a pair of pupil is staring at the neck of that red clothes person, a short sword and a letter/believes appeared simultaneously in her hands. 撇刚站定身体,大口呼吸天地灵气的同时,她也清醒了过来,一双眸子盯着那红衣人的脖子,一把短刀和一封信同时出现在她的手中。 Sees only that red robe man incomparably warmly after her cracks into a smile, then shouts greatly: Brothers, comes the new prisoner person! Hurries, the welcome ceremony walks!” 只见那红袍男子对她无比热情的咧嘴一笑后,回头大喊道:“兄弟们,又来新犯人啦!赶紧过来啊,欢迎仪式走起!” Casts aside speechless, later in the eye flashes through wipes the happy expression, seemed saying: This idiot, actually thinks that I am his criminal, is really stupid.” 撇哑然,随后眼中闪过一抹笑意,仿佛在说:“这个蠢货,竟然以为我是他的犯人,真是愚蠢。” However Yu Huifei action, let cast aside to Ninth Floor produced curiously some. 不过余会非的举动,也让撇对九楼产生了一些好奇。 Although she has contacted the supernatural strength, but she eventually is a human, is the person does not have is not curious to Daoist Immortal. 虽然她接触过超自然的力量,但是她终究还是一个人类,是人就没有不对神仙好奇的。 Let alone, this Ninth Floor steps into the gate, uses abundant spiritual energy to caress the face, then here also does have other buried treasure chance? 更何况,这九楼只是踏入门来,就用充沛灵气扑面,那么这里是否还有别的宝藏机缘呢? Even if she is the cold blood brutal killer...... 哪怕她是个冷血无情的杀手…… Under the function of curiosity, cast aside laid aside the short sword and that letter/believes in hand secretly, then diligently squeezed a smile, stood in behind of that red robe fool, what kind of dwelling place of celestial beings meteorology wants to have a look at this Ninth Floor to have. 在好奇心的作用下,撇暗自藏起了手里的短刀和那封信,然后努力的挤出一丝笑容,站在那个红袍傻子的后面,想看看这九楼到底有着怎样的仙家气象。 With a roar of Yu Huifei, the next quarter, cast aside dumbfounded! 随着余会非的一声吼,下一刻,撇傻眼了! Sees only the backyard front door to open, a dog flushed hurriedly, then one grasped her thigh, called out: Finally comes the fairy maiden!” 只见后院大门打开,一条狗风风火火的冲了出来,然后一把就抱住了她的大腿,叫道:“终于来仙子啦!” Will a dog, speak? 一条狗,会说话? Casts aside is a little in a daze. 撇有点发呆。 Then saw a white face long-tongue hand to clash with the Mourning Staff man, laughing: Aiya, is not easy, finally came a fairy maiden, takes a look at this appearance, is really attractive!” 然后就见一白脸长舌手拿哭丧棒的男子冲了出来,大笑着:“哎呀,不容易啊,终于来了个仙子,瞧瞧这模样,真漂亮啊!” White Impermanence?” Casts aside in the heart surprised. 白无常?”撇心中惊讶。 Follows another whole body black clothes, the scarlet surface fang, on the head had the horn fellow to clash, looked at that appearance, cast aside knows, this should be Black Impermanence. 跟着又一个全身黑衣,赤面獠牙,脑袋上有犄角的家伙冲了出来,一看那模样,撇就知道,这应该是黑无常了。 Then Ox-Head Horse-Face flushed, these two fellows are tall, that good head and horse head have the visual impact strength. 然后牛头马面冲了出来,这两家伙牛高马大,那一个牛脑袋和马脑袋更是极具视觉冲击力。 Casts aside although has some information, knows these things in this, but really saw. 撇虽然早就有了一些情报,知道这些东西在这,但是真看到了。 Regarding her average person, really shocked. 对于她一个普通人来说,真的太震撼了。 Makes way!” “让开!” Cowherd rode a wild boar to clash, wild boar flung the tail to stop the casting aside front greatly, Cowherd stared is casting aside looks. 牛郎骑着一头野猪冲了过来,野猪一个大甩尾停到了撇的面前,牛郎盯着撇就看。 Casts aside has a guilty conscience, avoids the look of opposite party subconsciously, finally Cowherd laughs saying: Well, is really a woman! I said, everyone hides in the distant point, the women are troublesome.” 撇心中有鬼,下意识的躲避对方的眼神,结果牛郎哈哈大笑道:“咦,真是个女人啊!我说,大家躲远点啊,女人都是麻烦。” Hears this saying, casts aside in the heart to relax, although these people strange, information that but obtains with her, tallies, therefore in the hand is grasping secretly the dagger retracted again in the sleeve. 听到这话,撇心中松了口气,这些人虽然古怪,但是和她得到的情报,还是十分吻合的,于是手里暗自握着的匕首再次缩回了袖子里。 Yo, came a younger sister.” “呦,来了个妹妹啊。” During the speeches, a black clothes female goes out slowly, her stature selects high, is fair-skinned, the makings are ordinary just like the queen. 说话间,一名黑衣女子缓缓走出,她身材高挑,皮肤白皙,气质宛若女王一般。 She compares cast aside high the less than half head, occupying a commanding position is sizing up casting aside, finally after abandoning me is not unattractive, walked. 她比撇高了小半个脑袋,居高临下的打量着撇,最后扔下一句没我漂亮后就走了。 The back door place, a smooth small head pokes head from the crack in a door, after seeing is a woman, shakes the head, at the back of the small hand, turned around to walk. 后门处,一个光滑的小脑袋从门缝里探出头来,看到是个女人后,摇摇头,背着小手,转身就走了。 At this time a man of student appearance led an old person to walk. 这时候一个书生模样的男子带着一名老人走了出来。 Sees Judge Pen in opposite party hand, casts aside the heart thump, knows that this is hell Judge, Cui Jue, a very intelligent person. 看到对方手里的判官笔,撇心头咯噔一下,知道这是地府判官,崔珏,一个很聪明的人。 Only listens to Cui Jue to say with a smile: Little Yu, since came the new guest, the old rule, is this/should backyard pot, eats greatly, drinks his being stewed to the gills dead drunk?” 只听崔珏笑道:“小鱼,既然来了新客人,老规矩,是不是该后院架锅,大吃一顿,喝他个大醉酩酊啊?” Yu Huifei hears this saying, laughs saying: Should should, this is must! Brother Ox, moves liquor.” 余会非听到这话,哈哈大笑道:“应该的应该的,这是必须的!牛哥,去搬酒去。” Ox-Head yeah went to the kitchen to move the liquor. 牛头哎了一声就去厨房里搬酒去了。 Casts aside one hear to drink, being stewed to the gills dead drunk that but must drink, the eye shone immediately, the corners of the mouth on select slightly, the heart said: Since you court death...... that I avoid also the waste physical strength, drank...... hmph hmph, my physique did not absorb the alcohol. In the drunk dream died, is I to your Daoist Immortal finally respected.” 撇一听要喝酒,还要喝的大醉酩酊,眼睛顿时就亮了,嘴角微微上挑,心说:“既然你们找死……那我也省得浪费体力了,喝酒……哼哼,我的体质可不吸收酒精。醉梦中死去,也算是我对你们这些神仙的最后的尊重了。” Therefore, casts aside says with a smile: Many thanks lifting love, the girl also indeed likes drinking, since elder brother elder sister wants to get drunk, the younger sister naturally accompanies.” 于是,撇笑道:“多谢诸位的抬爱,小女子也的确喜欢喝酒,既然诸位兄长姐姐想一醉方休,妹妹自然奉陪到底。” Such remarks, in courtyard cheers: Heroic spirit!” 此话一出,院子里一片欢呼声:“豪气!” Drinking!” “喝着!” Walks!” “走起!” ...... …… Then one group of people went to the backyard, built the iron saucepan, the pickled cabbage, the white meat, spareribs and starch noodles put into the pot in abundance, along with the pickled cabbage bowl, Maotai was also bottles was opened, suddenly the wine overflowed. 然后一群人就这么呼呼啦啦的去了后院,架起了铁锅,酸菜、白肉、排骨、粉条纷纷下锅,伴随着酸菜锅子,茅台也是一瓶瓶的被打开,一时间酒香四溢。 Brother Gou, our backyard was too lively, all around you have a look, do not draw the attention of bystander. Was seen is not good.” Yu Huifei is shouting. 狗哥,咱们后院太热闹了,你去四周看看,可别引来外人的注意。被看到了就不好了。”余会非喊着。 Howling Celestial Dog two turn said: Does not go!” 哮天犬两眼一翻道:“不去!” The Yu Huifei direct stopper gives him two bottles of Maotai, then gives in his rice container on but actually a good meat of big basin, this goods then hmph hmph, walked. 余会非直接塞给他两瓶茅台,然后给他的饭盆里倒上一大盆的好肉,这货这才哼哼了一声,走了。 Shortly, squatting that Ninth Floor not far away, in the thick patch of grass two person's shadows were foul-mouthed there. 没多久,九楼不远处,草棵子里两个人影骂骂咧咧的蹲在那里。 Presses down firmly incomparably uncomfortable scolded: Also wants to pass to have a look at the situation, result dead dog motherfucking was too annoying, eats meal eats meal, his person stands, carries beverage bottle to shake randomly...... did not fear that was seen?” 捺无比不爽的骂道:“还想过去看看情况,结果这死狗太tm烦人了,吃饭就吃饭,丫的人立而起,拎着个酒瓶子乱晃悠……也不怕被人看到么?” to praise sighed horizontally: Worthily is the place of dwelling place of celestial beings, this dog became a ghost. I even more curious in had anything......” 横则赞叹道:“不愧是仙家之地,这狗都成精了。我越发好奇里面到底有什么了……” Presses down firmly to whisper: Does not know how cast aside.” 捺嘀咕着:“也不知道撇怎么样了。” By-way: Listens to inside sound, seems very lively, all right.” 横道:“听里面的动静,似乎挺热闹的,没什么事。” Pressed down firmly to listen to the speaking voice of distant place to smile suddenly: They as if with casting aside drink, hehe...... casts aside drinks, has not seen such courting death.” 捺听着远处的说话声忽然笑了:“他们似乎在和撇喝酒,呵呵……呵撇喝酒,还没见过这么作死的。” Also smiled horizontally: It seems like, tonight, in the middle of this Ninth Floor did not have Daoist Immortal again.” 横也笑了:“看来,今夜过后,这九楼当中再无神仙了。” Presses down firmly say/way that disdains: Daoist Immortal...... did not have magic power, do they also calculate Daoist Immortal? People......” 捺不屑的道:“神仙……没了法力,他们还算神仙么?人罢了……” Sighed horizontally: Pitifully, these Daoist Immortal main bodies still in Immortal Realm, they died here, most returns to Immortal Realm. If died died, that...... was interesting.” 横叹息道:“可惜了,这些神仙的本体还在仙界,他们在这边死了,最多是回到仙界而已。若是死了就是死了,那……就有意思了。” Presses down firmly to follow to nod, he also feels somewhat regrettably, but can not have the thing of this world to send back these, was OK. 捺跟着点头,他也觉得有些遗憾,不过能够将那些本不该存在这个世界的东西送回去,也可以了。 ...... …… Two people day time, had not discovered quite the same as, the corners of the mouth of that drinking dead dog hung up wiped the strange smile. 两人俩天的时候,浑然没有发现,那条喝酒的死狗的嘴角挂起了一抹诡异的笑容。 In the courtyard, cast aside to gather round that big iron saucepan to sit with everyone, exchanged toasts, what she drank was the incomparable pain. 院子里,撇跟大家围着那大铁锅坐了下来,推杯换盏间,她喝的是无比痛苦。 Because she usually does not like drinking, the feeling that liquor thing above, does not drink was inferior comfortable that absolutely the fruit juice comes. 因为她平时不喜欢喝酒,酒这东西不上头,喝起来的感觉绝对不如果汁来的舒服。 Now drinking of big cup big cup, she is very uncomfortable. 如今大杯大杯的喝,她真的很难受。 However sees at present these so-called Daoist Immortal, the after start bleary eyes of one by one are blurred, on her corners of the mouth hung up wiped the smile. 不过看到眼前这些所谓的神仙,一个个的开始醉眼迷离后,她的嘴角上还是挂起了一抹笑容。 After one hour, Yu Huifei rubs the head saying: Aiya, is not good, is not good, I spit.” 一个小时后,余会非揉着脑袋道:“哎呀,不行了,不行了,我去吐一下。” Then, Yu Huifei opened the door to go to the front courtyard restroom. 说完,余会非就推开门去前院厕所了。 Yu Huifei walks, Kṣitigarbha sets out saying: Amitabha, this poor monk does not drink, was too senseless in this with you, played.” 余会非一走,地藏起身道:“阿弥陀佛,贫僧不喝酒,跟你们在这太无趣了,玩去了。” Then Kṣitigarbha also walked. 然后地藏也走了。
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