TRRLB :: Volume #2

#203: Really randomly


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Because he saw the person who beforehand speech stands in rain the hail of bullets, in the hand a thing of dark iron saucepan probably, the high and low fluttering carried over an empty shadow, covered his whole person in inside. 因为他看到之前说话的人就站在枪林弹雨当中,手里一口黑乎乎的好像是铁锅的玩意,上下翻飞带出了一片虚影,将他整个人都罩在了里面。 The bullet hits, in that is unjustly discredited on, dingdong makes noise, jumped everywhere is. 子弹打在那黑锅上,叮当作响,迸的到处都是。 Does not have one to hit on him. 就是没有一个打在他身上的。 I make you stop!” Yu Huifei saw that some oneself here people lay down, the anger exclaimed. “我让你们住手!”余会非看到自己这边有人躺下了,怒吼道。 The stubborn temperament of general also came up, pats the brain way: On hand grenade!” 大帅的犟脾气也上来了,一拍脑门道:“上手榴弹!” Yu Huifei hears clearly, scolded one: Cao! Your this is compels father to begin.” 余会非听得清楚,骂了一句:“曹!你们这是逼老子动手啊。” During the speeches, Yu Huifei charged into the general with long hurried strides. 说话间,余会非大步流星的冲向了大帅这边。 The general brings the person spear/gun fire to sound together, had the hand grenade to throw. 大帅带着人枪火齐鸣,更有手榴弹扔了过来。 In Yu Huifei brandishes begins the flat-bottomed pan, relaxed blocks the bullet completely, and pulled out to fly that hand grenade conveniently, simply cannot explode to his slightest. 余会非则挥舞着手里的平底锅,轻松的将子弹全部挡住,并且随手将那手榴弹抽飞了出去,根本没能炸到他分毫。 Was a Yu Huifei sprint rushed to front of a soldier on the contrary, the pot took a pot off the fire falls, only listened to the life of working as, the soldier covered the head to squat directly, does not speak...... 反倒是余会非一个冲刺就冲到了一名士兵面前,锅起锅落,只听当的一生,那士兵直接捂着脑袋蹲下去,不吭声了…… Yu Huifei backhanded a pot is a soldier lies down. 余会非反手一锅又是一名士兵躺下了。 Other soldiers see this, throws in abundance, does to Yu Huifei to block the bullet, with their close combat, that is similar to the bullying to be the same, efficiently, those present collective lying down ground rubbed the head. 其他士兵见此,纷纷扑来,奈何余会非连子弹都能挡住,和他们近战,那就如同虎入羊群一般,三下五除二,在场的人集体躺地上揉脑袋去了。 General previous quarter still in shouting on, the next quarter saw Yu Huifei to rush to his front, two people face-to-face, each other breath can feel. 大帅前一刻还在喊着上,下一刻就看到余会非冲到了他的面前,两人面对面,彼此呼吸都能感觉到。 On the general shiny forehead , the cold sweat falls downward. 大帅锃亮的脑门上,冷汗吧嗒吧嗒的往下掉。 Yu Huifei said: I make you stop, haven't you heard?” 余会非道:“我让你住手,你没听到?” The general swallowed a saliva: I......” 大帅咽了口唾沫:“我……” When! 当! Yu Huifei gave him a flat-bottomed pan. 余会非给了他一平底锅。 The general covers the head to squat on the ground, calling out of sore grimacing: You started is too quick, I did not have to receive the hand with enough time......” 大帅捂着脑袋蹲在地上,疼的呲牙咧嘴的叫道:“你下手太快了,我没来得及收手……” At this time, the ghost saw to worry that they also flushed. 这时候,鬼见愁他们也冲过来了。 The ghosts see to worry cold -ly snorted and said: Follows the god to hit, your is courts death!” 鬼见愁冷哼道:“跟上神打,你们这是找死呢!” Thunderclap thunder Huodan, this thing deals with the average person to be good. Copes with the god, courting death......” these people does not know the spear/gun, only considers the firearm that they are familiar with call. “霹雳雷火弹,这东西对付普通人还行。对付上神,作死……”这些人不认识枪,只当是他们熟悉的火器来称呼。 The general said startled: On god?” 大帅愕然道:“上神?” Yu Huifei shoulders both hands saying: Not like?” 余会非背负双手道:“不像么?” The general wants saying that Yu Huifei meets the scene of bullet empty-handed, said hastily: Like like...... is not right, you are a god!” 大帅想道余会非空手接子弹的场面,连忙道:“像像像……不对,您就是神啊!” Yu Huifei stared his one eyes, making your person get up, at the same time is treating. 余会非瞪了他一眼,让你的人都起来,一边待着去。 At this moment, where the general dares to speak an idle talk again, acting accordingly of obediently and honestly. 此时此刻,大帅哪敢再说一句废话,老老实实的照办了。 Yu Huifei then looked to the crowd, had not spoken, but also in journey clear(ly) of being in a daze. 余会非这才看向了人群里,一直没说话,还在发呆的程明。 Yu Huifei patted feared that his shoulder said: Do not be in a daze, what situation are you?” 余会非拍了怕他肩膀道:“别发呆了,你这是什么情况?” journey clear(ly) then recovers, said in a low voice: „Really are you a god?” 程明这才回过神来,低声道:“您真是神?” Yu Huifei nods: Yes.” 余会非点头:“是。” Although journey clear(ly) does not believe in the god, but Yu Huifei carried a flat-bottomed pan to block 20 people of fires...... this method in his opinion, was not the god is also the god. 程明虽然不信神,但是余会非拎着个平底锅挡住了二十来人的射击……这手段在他看来,不是神也是神了。 However journey clear(ly) eventually is modern people, does not kneel down like the ancient immediately, kowtows does obeisance. 但是程明终究是现代人,不会像古人那样立刻就跪下,磕头就拜。 He is maintaining certain reason, then says to Yu Huifei after two people separated , the matter. 他保持着一定的理智,然后将两人分开后发生的事情跟余会非说了。 After Yu Huifei hear, knits the brows slightly. 余会非听完后,也是微微皱眉。 By the present, what he basically can determine, here people passed certainly through. Everyone passed through a common time node to come...... 到了现在,他基本上可以确定的是,这里一定是有人穿越了。或者所有人都穿越到了一个共同的时间节点来了…… What Yu Huifei cannot think through, what person can arrange such big writing skill, can the person anthology of many space and times in the same place? 只是余会非想不通的是,什么人能布置这么大的手笔,可以将多个时空的人剧集在一起呢? Yu Huifei believes, can achieve this point, absolutely is not the person! 余会非坚信,能做到这一点的,绝对不是人! His, do not let me know that who you are, otherwise underpants digs up in the stopper anus to you.” In Yu Huifei heart malicious is thinking. “丫的,别让我知道你是谁,否则裤衩子给你扒下来塞肛门里。”余会非心中恶意的想着。 At this moment, another group of people flushed, these people put on impressively are the armor of Ming Dynasty! 就在这时,又一群人冲了出来,这些人穿着赫然是明朝的盔甲! Then another side some people flushed, these person of uniform big braids, understood at a glance, Qing dynasty! 然后另一边又有人冲了出来,这些人清一色大辫子,一看就知道,清朝的! Follows on the heels and to/clashes one group of people, they are laughing: Come person are many!” 跟在后面又冲出来一群人,他们哈哈大笑着:“来的人不少啊!” These person of uniform heavy armor, grasp the long blade, powerful...... 这些人清一色的重盔甲,手持长刀,威风凛凛…… journey Minggang looked the armor knows, this was the armor of Song...... 程明刚一看盔甲就知道,这是宋朝的盔甲…… The modern people who Kung Fu of this meeting, the person of Song , Yuan , Ming , Qing and Republic of China period, was counted his oneself this again in 2020, put together spanned the millenniums! 这一会的功夫,宋、元、明、清、民国时期的人,再算上他自己这个2020年的现代人,加在一起足足跨越了千年! One group of actor who damn it, where comes!” The general shouts 'motherfucker'. 奶奶的,哪来的一群戏子!”大帅骂娘。 „Don't one group of evildoers, actually have the braid? Can revolt?” The person of Qing dynasty is shouting. “一群贼子,竟然不留辫子?要造反么?”清朝的人在呼喊。 Big brother, how to do? Kills directly, chatted?” The ghosts see to worry that side some people are shouting, but they look to Yu Huifei, after all, the Yu Huifei prestige may see to worry compared with the ghost now mostly. “大哥,怎么搞?直接杀,还是谈谈?”鬼见愁那边有人呼喊着,不过他们还是看向余会非,毕竟,现在余会非的威望可比鬼见愁大多了。 large blade on Song that side armor male racket waist said: „Are you, what people? Also in not the fast report does come?” 宋朝那边的盔甲男一拍腰上的大刀道:“你们,都是些什么人?还不速速报上名来?” Registration, you calculate that what bird man, why did speak to us? Must speak, knelt was saying!” The ghosts see to worry that here some people shout. “报名,你算个什么鸟人,凭什么这么跟我们说话?要说话,跪着说!”鬼见愁这边有人喊道。 Whip army cold -ly snorted and said of Qing dynasty: One group of counter- thieves, dares hurriedly?” 清朝的鞭子军冷哼道:“一群反贼,也敢造次?” General is rubbing the head, while shouts 'motherfucker' saying: damn it, one group of actor, being concerned about face?” 大帅一边揉着头,一边骂娘道:“奶奶的,一群戏子,给脸不要脸了是吧?” One group of people more said shortly the anger is bigger, under 2-3 wanted come to blows, Yu Huifei is pondering over is making anything to prevent them to act unreasonably, in the cavern transmits a hollow laugh: Uneven......” 眼看着一群人越说火气越大,2-3下就要干架了,余会非正琢磨着做点啥阻止他们乱来的时候,洞穴里传来一声干笑:“齐了……” Who?!” The people angry roar with one voice, turn around to look. “谁?!”众人齐声怒吼,转身看去。 Sees only one thin and tall appeared like the waste of flax ordinary person before the people, this person is all wearing a black robe, could not see clearly the facial features. However his both hands ten fingers of slenderness, pure white like jade, woman is more attractive. 只见一个瘦高的如同麻杆一般的人出现在了众人面前,此人全身披着一身黑袍,看不清面容。但是他的双手十指修长,洁白如玉,比女人的还要好看。 The men said with a smile: You can call me to set upright, horizontal and vertical vertical stroke.” 男子笑道:“你们可以叫我竖,横平竖直的竖。” What thing your is motherfucking?” The general shouts a question. “你tm是个什么东西?”大帅喝问。 The vertical stroke said: I...... am a going into debt person.” 竖道:“我啊……算是个欠债的人吧。” Goes into debt? Whose debt is in?” A Yuan Dynasty bandit is shouting. “欠债?欠谁的债?”一元朝土匪喊着。 The vertical stroke points at the people saying: Owes you.” 竖指着众人道:“欠你们的。” The chieftains of Qing whip army asked: Owes us? When owes, how don't I know?” 清朝鞭子军的头目问道:“欠我们的?什么时候欠的,我怎么不知道?” The vertical stroke said with a smile: Because I have not borrowed, borrowed had owes.” 竖笑道:“因为我还没借呢啊,借了才有的欠么。” Taking advantage of...... you said that taking advantage of borrows, who when you you are?” The Ming Dynasty man scolded. “借……你说借就借,你当你是什么人?”明朝男子呵斥。 The vertical stroke raises head to look at the smallpox plank road: I called the vertical stroke, I liked borrowing the life, only taking advantage of that not.” 竖仰头看着天花板道:“我叫竖,我喜欢借命,只借不还的那种。” Courting death of your motherfucking!” A bandit brandished large blade to divide. “你tm的找死!”一名土匪抡起大刀就劈了过去。 Yu Huifei wants to draw his time, already without enough time. 余会非想拉他的时候,已经来不及了。 The vertical stroke shot a look at his one eyes, then turns around to walk, is almost simultaneously, a small snake jumps out from the vertical clothes, like a green lightning common shoots towards that bandit. 竖瞥了他一眼,然后转身就走,几乎是同时,一条小蛇从竖的衣服里窜出,如同一道绿色的闪电一般射向那土匪。 The bandits one do not pay attention, was fled on the face by that small snake, only listens to a pitiful yell, the bandit falls to the ground at the scene, the mouth spits the foam, twitching two were motionless. 土匪一不留神,被那小蛇窜到了脸上,只听一声惨叫,土匪当场倒地,口吐白沫,抽搐了两下就不动了。 Yu Huifei sees this, asked: „Do you with outside point, what are relate?” 余会非见此,问道:“你跟外面的点,是什么关系?”
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