TRRLB :: Volume #2

#200: Messed up


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journey Minggang looked, direct was scared! 程明刚一看,直接傻眼了! At present these people wear the blue white military uniform, carefully looked, which army does not recognize is. However can look, this absolutely is not the modern clothes! 眼前这些人穿着蓝白色的军装,仔细一看,也认不出是哪个部队的。但是可以看得出来,这绝对不是现代的衣服! Has a look carefully, seems like the clothes of Republic of China period...... 仔细看看,似乎是民国时期的衣服…… Especially those spear/gun, old style, eliminated goods. 尤其是那些枪,都是老式的,早就淘汰的货色。 The general keeps the handlebar, is narrowing an eye also in large measurement range clear(ly) just, opens mouth to ask: What thing your is motherfucking? This clothes, then how is strange?” 那大帅留着八字胡,眯着个眼睛也在大量程明刚,张嘴问道:“你tm是个什么东西?这衣服,咋那么奇怪呢?” journey Minggang swallowed a saliva to ask: I...... I...... my name was journey Minggang. Excuse me, which year is the present?” 程明刚咽了口唾沫问道:“我……我……我叫程明刚。请问,现在是哪一年?” General, fishy that this person comes. Moreover grasps the sharp blade to clash, definitely is not the good person. In this cave the fishy, might as well kill him, to eliminate future trouble.” The middle-aged adjutant said. “大帅,这人来的蹊跷。而且手持利刃冲过来,肯定不是好人。这山洞里蹊跷,不如杀了他,以除后患。”中年副官说道。 General hears word, shakes the head to say slightly: No, this boy also uses. The snake in this cave is not good to cope, works as the bait with it, or is used to search the mechanism/organization to be good. Killed was a pity, bundled to make him lead the way!” 大帅闻言,微微摇头道:“不,这小子还有用。这山洞里的蛇不好对付,用它当诱饵,或者用来探机关都不错。杀了可惜了,捆好了让他开路!” Adjutant hears word nods saying: Yes.” 副官闻言点头道:“是。” journey Minggang hears word, wants to say anything, but he does not know how for a short time should say. 程明刚闻言,很想说什么,但是他一时半会也不知道该怎么说。 At present these people appeared too strange, as if with him is not a person of time. 眼前这些人出现的太诡异了,似乎和他不是一个时代的人。 However how they meet together? 但是他们怎么遇到一起的呢? Said, these person and he is a time, but is acting in a play? 还是说,这些人和他是一个时代的,只是在演戏呢? The innumerable questions circled in journey Minggang the mind, actually did not clarify the condition. 无数疑问盘旋在程明刚的脑海当中,却又搞不清状况。 He tied up both hands, then went against proceed with the spear/gun by two soldiers...... 他被捆绑了双手,然后被两名士兵用枪顶着往前走…… Those who let journey Minggang deliver the tone is, walks not to encounter what risk, on the contrary after several caverns, the front suddenly saw the light, that is a giant limestone cave! 让程明刚送了口气的是,一路走来并没有遇到什么风险,反倒是穿过几个洞穴后,前方豁然开朗了起来,那是一个巨大的溶洞! However what truly crazy is in these limestone caves unexpectedly 18 crystal pillars! 但是真正让人疯狂的是那些溶洞里竟然又十八根水晶柱子! 18 pillars, each takes three people to joint hold to grasp. 十八根柱子,每一根都要三人合抱才能抱住。 However what most makes one covet, that 18 crystal pillars unexpectedly also golden pillar, that pillar, although does not have three people to joint hold that thickly, actually also two joint held are so thick. Such thick pillar, big 20 meters, how many gold? 但是最让人眼热的是,那十八根水晶柱子内部竟然还有一根黄金柱子,那柱子虽然没有三人合抱那么粗,却也有两人合抱那么粗了。这么粗的柱子,高大二十米,那得多少黄金呢? journey Minggang could not reckon up in any case...... 反正程明刚是算不清楚…… Let alone he, his behind general looked to be dumbfounded, long time is mumbling: damn it...... father got rich! Ha, fuck then buys his one pile of arms, looked, who also dares to have a fit of bad temper with me! Ha haha......” 别说他了,就连他身后的大帅都看傻了眼,半晌才叨咕着:“奶奶的……老子发财了!哈哈哈,他娘的回头买他一堆枪炮,看以后谁还敢跟我炸毛!哈哈哈……” The general smiled, the laughter is very big: Brothers, these were our. This time exploratory heading active, goes back person of 100 oceans!” 大帅笑了,笑声很大:“兄弟们,这些都是咱们的了。这次探洞有功,回去一人一百块大洋!” As soon as 20 soldiers listen, immediately is wild with joy, shouts again and again: Many thanks general......” 二十名士兵一听,顿时狂喜,连连呼喊:“多谢大帅……” „To smile smiles, damn it, father gets rich, you also follow to get rich, haha......” general laughs. “想笑就笑吧,奶奶的,老子发财,你们也跟着发财,哈哈……”大帅大笑。 The soldiers also follow to smile. 士兵们也跟着笑。 Among everyone only then journey Minggang has not smiled, his eyeball chaotic revolutions, is looking for the opportunity that can escape from. He is very clear, even if this group of people were not the past people, was still one crowd of mental disorder. Far away from them, can maintain a livelihood! 所有人当中只有程明刚没笑,他眼珠子乱转,正在寻找能够逃脱的机会。他很清楚,身后这群人就算不是过去的人,也是一群精神病。远离他们,才能活命! At this moment, journey Minggang noticed that behind a pillar has person's shadow together to flash through...... 就在这时,程明刚看到一个柱子后面有一道人影闪过…… journey clear(ly) just must open the mouth, sees a feather arrow twinkling to shoot! 程明刚刚要开口,就见一支羽箭瞬息射来! pierced a mouth of soldier entire life, nails tight it on the ground! 噗的一生洞穿了一名士兵的嘴巴,将其钉死在地上! Meanwhile, Yu Huifei is also standing that a face compels ignorant in the middle of a cave. 与此同时,余会非也是一脸懵逼的站在一处山洞当中。 His front, one crowd of hands with gold/metal link the ancient man of large blade, long spear/gun, sickle and iron hammer also in staring visits him. 他的面前,一群手拿金环大刀、长枪、弯刀、铁锤的古代男子也在直勾勾的看着他。 Before a half hour, that side Yu Huifei. 半个小时前,余会非那边。 Boy, which road are you? The registration number comes.” Is the person of head, is thick model of full beard, in his hand is carrying an executioner's sword, the knife is one meter about five, the back wide blade, looks valiantly incomparable. “小子,你是哪路的?报个名号来。”为首之人,是一名粗款的络腮胡子,他手里拎着一把鬼头刀,刀身长一米五左右,后背宽刃,看着就彪悍无比。 Yu Huifei scratches the head, in the heart laughs, the heart said that this year cosplay was more and more popular, this thick crazy man participated unexpectedly. 余会非挠挠头,心中发笑,心说这年头cosplay是越来越流行了,这种粗狂的汉子竟然都参与进来了。 Then Yu Huifei said submissively: „Below Reformation Bureau Bureau Chief Yu Huifei, how did you call?” 然后余会非拱手道:“在下劳改局局长余会非,请问兄台们怎么称呼啊?” Said, below Yangming sky stronghold greatly, the executioner's sword ghost saw to worry!” “好说,在下阳明山天空寨大当家的,鬼头刀鬼见愁!” Yu Huifei one hear, tittered one to smile, without the means that opposite party lines too compelled funny, this played him unable to develop. 余会非一听,噗嗤一声笑了出来,没办法,对方这台词太逗逼了,这戏他是演不下去了。 Big brother, he dares to ridicule you unexpectedly.” The nearby square features man gets angry said. “大哥,他竟然敢嘲笑你。”边上一方脸汉子怒道。 Big brother, spends what words with him, killed him to consider as finished.” A thin man is shouting. “大哥,跟他费什么话,杀了他算了。”一名身材消瘦的男子喊着。 The ghosts see to worry also to knit the brows, bring several points of disgruntled say/way: What do you smile?” 鬼见愁也是皱眉,带着几分不悦的道:“你笑啥?” Yu Huifei said: What does big brother...... I laugh at you not to know? was cospy, as for so even earnest? Moreover, in this cave strange, has Python to commit murder. If you are all right, hurries to leave...... so as to avoid causes the trouble., Is helping the report police while convenient, said that here in a big way does have...... yeah yeah...... you to do?” 余会非道:“大哥……我笑啥你们还不知道么?cospy就算了,至于这么认真么?另外啊,这山洞里邪乎,有怪蛇行凶。你们要是没事啊,赶紧离开吧……免得惹来祸端。顺带着,帮忙报个警,就说这里有大……哎哎哎……你们干什么?” Without Yu Huifei said that that square features man lifts the hand is a blade: Mother, said that one pile of anything at sixes and sevens, cannot understand!” 没等余会非说完呢,那方脸汉子抬手就是一刀:“妈的,说一堆什么乱七八糟的,一句都听不懂!” The blade oncoming force of square features man fast, this is in the middle of human that Yu Huifei sees, with the blade quickest person. 方脸汉子的刀来势飞快,这是余会非见到的人类当中,用刀最快的人了。 He has not thought that the opposite party starts is so decisive, in the heart is also talking over: „Does your Sir, the plastic blade you also use seriously?” 他也没想到对方下手这么果断,心中还念叨着:“你大爷的,塑料刀你还当真的用啊?” The next quarter, Yu Huifei was shocked...... 下一刻,余会非就愣住了…… A large blade blade chops slantingly on his shoulder, the shoulder blade cut off directly, the knife takes advantage of opportunity to fall, the Yu Huifei lobe of the lung was broken out! 大刀一刀斜劈在他的肩膀上,肩胛骨直接被砍断了,刀身顺势落下,余会非肺叶都被劈开了! Yu Huifei only feels a severe pain, breathes the pain, then two turn, is dying. 余会非只觉得一阵剧痛,呼吸痛苦,然后两眼一翻,就要死了。 Arrived dying, Yu Huifei wonders: Now do the murderers start to play cospy?” 到死,余会非纳闷呢:“现在杀人犯都开始玩cospy了吗?” Pours not strange Yu Huifei, even if changed others, it is estimated that is still very difficult to think suddenly passes through this identical matter. 倒也不怪余会非,就算是换了其他人,估计也很难一时间想到穿越这一码子事。 After all, Cui Jue has said that time online, some Heavenly Court people guard. Does not allow others to act unreasonably...... 毕竟,崔珏说过,时间这条线上,天庭有人把守。不允许别人乱来…… Even if some people can exceed the time, to the past future, cannot have too many happening together with the person of that space and time, particularly changed in the past or the future behavior, was the grave offense. 就算有人能够超越时间,去往过去未来,也不能与那个时空的人发生太多的交集,尤其是改变过去或者未来的行为,更是重罪。 Therefore, no matter Yu Huifei the opposite party really passes through, did not fear that the opposite party acts unreasonably. 所以,余会非不管对方是不是真穿越,也不怕对方乱来。 The result has not thought, the opposite party is an iron is unexpectedly gruff, lifts the hand to kill people! 结果万万没想到,对方竟然是个铁憨憨,抬手就杀人! By this time, in the Yu Huifei brain flashed through a thought: It seems like, is not cospy!” 到了这时候,余会非脑子里闪过一个念头:“看来,不是cospy啊!” Simultaneously Yu Huifei hears the thin and tall man saying: Big brother, the time are not much, hurries to take the buried treasure. Has money, we prepare for war, later this Yongzhou boundary, who cannot look at our complexion?” 同时余会非听到瘦高汉子道:“大哥,时间不多了,赶紧去取宝藏吧。有了钱,咱们招兵买马,以后这永州地界,谁不得看我们脸色?” Walks!” The ghosts see to worry to wave, one group of people must walk. “走!”鬼见愁一挥手,一群人呼呼啦啦的就要走。 Saw that the ghost saw to worry a foot to from the Yu Huifei corpse the cross past time. 眼看着鬼见愁一脚就要从余会非的尸体上跨过去的时候。 A hand holds the ankle area that the ghost saw to worry...... 一只手抓住了鬼见愁的脚踝…… The ghosts see to worry that in that flash, with really ran into the ghost, the body trembled, raised instantaneously, loudly calls out: What thing?!” 鬼见愁在那一瞬间,就跟真的遇到鬼了似的,身体一颤,瞬间拔高,大叫一声:“什么玩意?!” Others lower the head, see only that half body quickly cut off fellow lie down on the ground smile unexpectedly to them! 其他人纷纷低头,只见那半边身子都快被砍断的家伙竟然躺在地上对他们笑呢!
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