TRRLB :: Volume #2

#172: Barbecue


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Song Dongcheng shook the head, looks that the second hand on watch was in a daze, later then looked at Yu Huifei saying: I have nothing to pursue now, asks for money richly, wants the power...... this thing is not one generation of can attain. I gave up, therefore I want long life. Before I was an average person, did not have the long life road to walk, but now.” 宋东城摇摇头,看着手表上的秒针发呆,随后回头看了一眼余会非道:“我现在没有什么追求了,要钱有钱,要权……这东西不是一代人能拿到的。我放弃了,所以我想要长生。以前我是一个普通人,也没有长生路可走,但是现在。” Yu Huifei two turn, the heart said: „Does your Sir, you look at me to do the bird? If I can let others long life, I also with am the oneself parents worry? With is moved for Miao non- departure? motherfucking together wasn't long life good?” 余会非两眼一翻,心说:“你大爷的,你看我干鸟?我要是能让别人长生,我还用为自己父母犯愁么?还用为苗非的离去而伤感么?都tm一起长生了不好么?” As the vision of Song East city looked, everyone in room also looked. 随着宋东城的目光看过来,屋子里的所有人也都看了过来。 This inside has had not seen that Yu Huifei directs to fall the infinite thunder and lightning baseless, greatly broken innumerable black fog person's shadow. 这里面有没见到余会非凭空引落无穷雷电,大破无数黑雾人影的。 However this crispy outside and tender inside, flutters person who the fragrance has not been dying, enough made everyone curious under look at two. 但是这外焦里嫩,飘着香味还不死的人,也足够让大家好奇之下多看两眼了。 Yu Huifei is disinclined to think so many, two shut, sleeps! 余会非懒得想那么多,两眼一闭,睡觉! Since cannot die, is awaking sorely must die, he can only try hard to make oneself fall asleep. 既然死不了,醒着又疼的要死,那他就只能努力让自己睡着了。 Falls asleep, Yu Huifei heard outside does not have the sound...... 睡着睡着,余会非听到外面没动静了…… Yu Huifei blurry opening eye, after definite room no one, he heart meditates immediately: Summon, Black Impermanence!” 余会非迷迷糊糊的睁开眼睛,确定屋子里没人后,他立刻心头默念:“召唤,黑无常!” Finally this summon, he discovered that his within the body actually also contains some thunder and lightning, this thunder and lightning following that incantation, exploded, immediately he only feels a skin burning hot boiling hot, as well as- sore! 结果这一召唤,他发现他体内竟然还蕴藏着些许雷电,这雷电顺着那咒语,爆了出来,顿时他只觉得皮肤一阵炙热滚烫,以及-疼! The next quarter, shines together black light, Black Impermanence emerges out of thin air, but this fellow chill power, standing of cumin powder in that. 下一刻,一道黑光亮起,黑无常凭空出现,只不过这家伙正一手辣椒面,一手孜然粉的站在那呢。 Falls baseless, he also a little compels ignorant, the hand shakes, that chill power and cumin powder fell on the body of Yu Huifei. 凭空落下来,他也有点懵逼,手一抖,那辣椒面和孜然粉就落在了余会非的身上。 As the electric arc scurries about, the flavor of cumin and chill power and barbecue mix fluttered. 随着电弧乱窜,孜然和辣椒面、烤肉混合的味道就飘了起来。 Black Impermanence could not bear smell the nose saying: Fuck, is really fragrant! Aiya...... Little Yu, how did you call me? I am roasting the skewer!” 黑无常忍不住嗅了嗅鼻子道:“我曹,真香啊!哎呀……小鱼,你咋把我叫来了?我正烤串呢!” Yu Huifei really wants to choke to death this fellow, the paternal grandmother leg, is so how skillful, this goods are baking unexpectedly! 余会非真想掐死这家伙,奶奶腿的,怎么就那么巧,这货竟然在烧烤! It is a wound, now chill power gets down, what Yu Huifei is sore is nasal mucus one tears one! 本身就是一身伤,如今一把辣椒面下来,余会非疼的是鼻涕一把眼泪一把啊! However the next quarter, in the belly of Yu Huifei rumble said. 但是下一刻,余会非的肚子里就咕噜噜的叫了起来。 Yu Huifei sad discovery, he unexpectedly by oneself greedy to...... 余会非悲催的发现,他竟然被自己馋到了…… Black Impermanence sees this, cannot bear say with a smile: Little Yu, was your cries oneself greedily? Or, does Brother Black give you piece two slices of good meat? Rib row how? The streaky pork on belly is also good.” 黑无常见此,忍不住笑道:“小鱼,你这算是把自己给馋哭了吧?要不,黑哥给你片两片好肉?肋排怎么样?肚子上的五花肉也不错。” Go away!” Yu Huifei spells to go all-out, only sends out such a clear pronunciation and mellow voice, has the boundless shame and angry sound. “滚!”余会非拼尽全力,只发出这么一声字正腔圆,带着无边羞辱和愤怒的声音。 Black Impermanence is not angry, hehe looks at Yu Huifei with a smile bundle with the sad appearance of steamed rice dumpling, then did not forget that they have given Yu Huifei to match with Tan Yuan temporarily, facilitates him to shout the cell phone that the person uses, took two photos to Yu Huifei. 黑无常也不生气,嘿嘿的笑着看着余会非被捆的跟个粽子似的悲催样子,然后不忘记拿过谭鸢他们给余会非临时配的,方便他喊人用的手机,给余会非拍了两张照。 Then he laughs saying: Little Yu, are you cospy? Un...... from your modeling, you are...... the Egyptian mummies...... yeah? It is not right, in addition my chill power and cumin powder, your is a lump of delicacy incomparable Xinjiang barbecue!” 然后他哈哈大笑道:“小鱼,你这是cospy吧?嗯……从你这个造型来看,你这是……埃及木乃伊……哎?不对哦,加上了我的辣椒面和孜然粉,你这就是一坨美味无比的新疆烤肉啊!” Yu Huifei shows the whites of the eyes, meaning that then the winking eye, do not talk nonsense. 余会非翻了个白眼,然后不停的眨眼睛,一副别胡扯的意思。 At this moment, outside listens to the weeping sound that transmits a child: I must eat to bake!” 就在这时,就听外面传来一个小孩的哭声:“我要吃烧烤!” Baking where comes, your child do not talk nonsense.” A woman scolded. “哪来的烧烤,你这孩子别瞎说。”一个女人呵斥。 I smelled the taste, the cumin and hot pepper also had the barbecue flavor, was quite fragrant, I must eat the barbecue, I must eat the barbecue...... wū wū......” child to cry. “我都闻到味了,孜然、辣椒还有烤肉的味道,好香,我要吃烤肉,我要吃烤肉……呜呜呜……”孩子大哭。 Then is scolding of woman and curses angrily the sound: Gets up, does not permit to sway back and forth! Did not get up to punch you!” 然后就是女人的呵斥和怒骂声:“起来,不准打滚!再不起来揍你了啊!” Hears here, the face of Yu Huifei was black. 听到这里,余会非的脸都黑了。 Black Impermanence cannot bear smiled. 黑无常则忍不住的笑了起来。 The Yu Huifei air/Qi two turned white, wish diligently says anything. 余会非气得两眼翻白,努力的想要说什么。 Black Impermanence said with a smile: Understood, your Brother Black I most am good at seeing somebody off starting off. And you walk!” 黑无常笑道:“明白,你黑哥我最擅长送人上路。你且走好!” Then, Black Impermanence neck that wrenched apart Yu Huifei...... 说完,黑无常一把扭断了余会非的脖子…… The next quarter, Yu Huifei opened the eye slowly, then made an effort slightly, struggled free bandage, with squaring the own neck, stretched oneself. 下一刻,余会非缓缓的睁开了眼睛,然后微微用力,挣断了身上的绷带,跟着摆正了自己的脖子,伸了个懒腰。 Although also sore must die, but active always compared cannot move strongly, that body was own, did not walk the feeling that used to crawl, made Yu Huifei comfortable. 虽然还疼的要死,但是能动了总比不能动强,那种身体又是自己的了,走路不用爬的感觉,着实让余会非舒坦。 Yu Huifei sore grimacing looks at Black Impermanence: What do you look for?” 余会非疼的呲牙咧嘴的看着黑无常:“你找啥呢?” Black Impermanence said: Chill power and cumin powder had, has a look at the salt, we make entire.” 黑无常道:“辣椒面、孜然粉都有了,看看有没有盐,咱们弄个全的。” Go away!” Yu Huifei could not bear and starts to shout 'fuck your mom'. “滚!”余会非忍不住又开始骂娘了。 Afterward lowers the sound saying: They should be ate meal, Brother Black, you must think of a way, leading me mew mew to leave here quietly.” 随后压低声音道:“他们应该是去吃饭了,黑哥,你得想个法子,带我悄咪咪的离开这里。” Black Impermanence said with a smile: This simplicity, you follow me, I stop you to stop, I walk you to walk, understand...... consider as finished, I carry you.” 黑无常笑道:“这个简单,你跟我走,我停你就停,我走你就走,懂……算了,我扛着你吧。” Waits for the meeting, I leave a message. 等会,我留个言。 Yu Huifei wrote one on the table: I walked, does not need to be worried about me, Ninth Floor drinks.” 余会非在桌子上写了一句:“我走了,不用担心我,有空来九楼喝酒。” Then Black Impermanence turned around, lifts up Yu Huifei to jump following the window. 然后黑无常转身,扛起余会非顺着窗户就跳了出去。 The following scene, the eye of Yu Huifei was straight! 接下来的场面,余会非的眼睛都直了! It is black, although is only a village, but in the village some people are still moving, 3322 gathering smoke to blow together flamboyant. 天已经黑了,虽然只是一个村子,但是村子里依然有人在活动,三三两两的凑到一起抽烟吹牛逼。 Now, eight range villages the air/Qi of hou dispersed, they also no longer these saw the person to get angry initially, a word did not shout that at earliest convenience hits scoundrel that shouted "kill". The restoration of one by one the appearance of normal person, was discussing finds the person to the matter that they build roads. 如今,八岭村的犼之气散了,他们也不再是当初那些见人就怒,一言不合就喊打喊杀的恶棍了。一个个的恢复成了正常人的模样,正在商量着找人给他们修路的事情呢。 Also some people are chatting do obeisance the matter of Yueshan...... 也有人在聊拜月山的事情…… Also some people give that yellow skin child temple to burn incense in the village spigot again. 还有人在村子口再次给那黄皮子庙上香。 But Black Impermanence carried Yu Huifei to walk swaggering, the entire journey he stopped from time to time, sometimes made a turn, sometimes stood behind the tree, he can always in any case the coincidence, very smooth standing beyond the line of sight of people, making one unable to discover him. 黑无常就这么扛着余会非大摇大摆的走了出去,全程他走走停停,有的时候转个弯,有的时候站在树后面,反正他总是能十分巧合,十分顺畅的站在人们的视线之外,让人发现不了他。 Then such relaxed had/left the village! 然后就这么轻松的出了村子! Arrived the village outside, the Black Impermanence time arrived, vanished baseless. 到了村子外,黑无常的时间就到了,凭空消失了。 Yu Huifei did not care, chose a direction, runs away. 余会非也不在意了,选了个方向,撒腿就跑。 Shortly, Yu Huifei returned to the van, looked for the written records to write a letter to force in old black sales store. 没多久,余会非就回到了面包车上,找了纸笔写了一封信塞进了老乌的小卖部里。 Finally just the stopper ended the gate to start! 结果刚塞完门就开了! old black looks at Yu Huifei to say with a laugh: Doesn't come to chat?” 老乌笑呵呵的看着余会非道:“不进来聊聊?” Since were discovered, Yu Huifei also has nothing may say, nods with. 既然被发现了,余会非也没啥可说的了,点点头就跟着进去了。 That sales store, the narrow space, the stove flip-flop makes noise, the old smoker braves the thick smoke. 还是那个小卖部,狭窄的空间,火炉劈啪作响,老烟枪冒着浓浓的烟。 Yu Huifei said: Old gentleman, how you know that I came. Will you have foresight?” 余会非道:“老爷子,你怎么知道我来了。你会未卜先知?” old black hehe said with a smile: I do not know, but coming of your barbecue taste, I also think that was goes. The result opens the door saw that you dig buttocks to squat in that......” 老乌呵呵笑道:“我不知道,但是你那一身烤肉味的过来,我还以为是外卖到了呢。结果一开门就看到你撅个屁股蹲在那……”
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