TRRLB :: Volume #2

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Yu Huifei will draw back drawing back in the future, covers the nose saying: Brother Ox, what did your...... noon eat?” 余会非往后退了退,捂着鼻子道:“牛哥,你这……中午吃啥了?” Ox-Head hears the Yu Huifei sound, this turns head, looks at Yu Huifei saying: Little Yu?” 牛头听到余会非的声音,这才回过头来,看了一眼余会非道:“小鱼?” Afterward the Ox-Head eyebrow selected: Who injures this you?” 随后牛头眉毛挑了起来:“谁把你伤成这样啊?” Hears this saying, in the Yu Huifei heart one warm, is really the good brothers, at this time did not care about the oneself light the buttocks to enter the stage, but cares about his injury. 听到这话,余会非心中一暖,果然是好兄弟,这时候不在乎自己光着屁股出场,而是关心他的伤势。 However the next quarter, Yu Huifei wants to eat the beef. 但是下一刻,余会非就想吃牛肉了。 Ox-Head came one: Does attractive!” 牛头来了一句:“干的漂亮啊!” Yu Huifei face pitch-black say/way: Brother Ox, had no free time to explain with you. My this summon technique, can only maintain your ten minutes. Within ten minutes you do not help me solve the problem, I must be solved!” 余会非老脸乌黑的道:“牛哥,没空跟你解释了。我这召唤术,只能维持你十分钟的时间。十分钟之内你不帮我解决问题,我就要被解决了!” Ox-Head then realized the gravity that matter, grins, disdained say/way: Has Brother Ox, you fear!” 牛头这才意识到事情的严重性,咧咧嘴,不屑的道:“有牛哥在呢,你怕个屁啊!” Yu Huifei has to acknowledge, Ox-Head this world has the aggression that my Monarch worries not, is very powerful, at least looks that is very flamboyant. 余会非不得不承认,牛头这种天下有我君莫愁的霸气,还是很给力的,至少看着就很牛逼。 However...... 但是…… The next quarter, Ox-Head extends a big hand saying: Has the toilet tissue? Scratches to clean up.” 下一刻,牛头伸出一只大手道:“有手纸么?擦擦屁股。” Yu Huifei that called violent perspiration, the previous quarter also installed to compel like the wind, the next quarter fell into the water hole, this really irritable. 余会非那叫一个暴汗啊,前一刻还装逼如风,下一刻就掉进水坑,这着实让人别扭啊。 Yu Huifei said: Temporarily no.” 余会非道:“暂时没有。” Ox-Head nods, does not care...... 牛头点点头,也不在意…… At this moment, old man village head opened the mouth: Plays tricks, punches him!” 就在这时,老头村长又开口了:“装神弄鬼,揍他!” The villagers recovered, angrily roars, more than 120 people killed again. 村民们回过神来了,怒吼一声,一百二十多人再次杀了过来。 And a hair is very long, puts on most proceeding that the man of white shirt to/clashes, he starts is also ruthless spicy, a steel pipe pounded on the head of Ox-Head. 其中一个头发挺长的,穿着白衬衫的男子冲的最往前,他下手也是狠辣,一钢管就砸在了牛头的脑袋上。 Finally Ox-Head was only flexure scratches the head, a matter did not have. 结果牛头只是挠了挠头,一点事都没有。 The white shirt man a little compels immediately ignorant...... 白衬衫男子顿时有点懵逼…… Ox-Head looked at his one eyes, then eye one bright, the next quarter, saw Ox-Head to extend the big hand to hold that man. 牛头看了他一眼,然后眼睛一亮,下一刻,就见牛头伸出大手一把抓住了那男子。 The men were similar to fell into chicken bastard in big dragon, absolutely did not have the resistivity. 男子就如同落入了巨龙手里的小鸡崽子似的,完全没有抵抗力啊。 Was grasped conveniently by Ox-Head, the stopper under the buttocks, then this rubbed on his white shirt with the buttocks! 牛头随手抓过来,塞在了屁股底下,然后用屁股在他的白衬衫上这顿蹭啊! Is Ox-Head does not act seriously , then by, acts, really town/subdues gathering place, town/subdues evil spirits. 当真是牛头不出手则以,一出手,真的镇场子,镇邪祟啊。 That flash villagers direct collectives stand at attention in any case, are centered on Ox-Head, the surrounding area in three meters, a person does not have! 反正那一瞬间村民们直接集体立正,以牛头为中心,方圆三米之内,一个人都没有! Only then that white shirt man is wailing. 只有那白衬衫男子在哀嚎。 The murder not excessive point place, takes a beating they not to fear, even died they not to fear, but was grasped, when opens the buttocks paper to use, this who can bear! 正所谓杀人不过头点地,挨揍他们不怕,甚至死亡他们也不怕,但是被人抓过去当开屁股纸用,这谁受得了啊! Yu Huifei sees on this forehead is also suddenly/violently Hanru the rain, simultaneously he also somewhat sympathized with that white shirt villagers. 余会非看到这一幕脑门上也都是暴汗如雨,同时他也有些同情那个白衬衫村民了。 Ox-Head wiped the buttocks, stood, took the pants, broke off the hand to point out: You...... on together?” 牛头擦完了屁股,站起来,提上了裤子,掰了掰手指道:“你们……一起上吧?” old man village head recovered, points at Ox-Head to angrily roar: On together! Kills him!” 0 老头村长回过神来了,指着牛头怒吼一声:“一起上!弄死他!”0 The villagers called to clash, Ox-Head smiled, found out the both arms! 村民们嗷嗷叫着冲了上来,牛头嘿嘿一笑,探出双臂! Whatever two iron pipes pound on the arm, then that iron pipe with pounding in the pavement, collapsed directly! 任凭两根铁管砸在胳膊上,然后那铁管就跟砸在了水泥地上似的,直接崩开了! Before Ox-Head big hand extended, takes advantage of opportunity searches, caught two people necks, was similar to holds chicken, held. Flies high throws, he took advantage of opportunity to hold two people ankle area, then he directly with the two, when the weapon used. 牛头大手前伸,顺势一探,抓到了两人的脖子,然后就如同提溜小鸡子似的,一把提溜了起来。凌空一扔,他顺势抓住了两人的脚踝,然后他直接拿那两人当兵器用了。 One step steps forward, the double handwheel gets up, sweeps, sees is only off their feet suddenly! 一步跨出,双手轮起,一路扫过去,只见一时间人仰马翻! Ox-Head enters the chicken child group to be the same with the tiger, the place visited, a stroke draws but actually place, again stroke, also lies down a piece. 牛头就跟虎入鸡崽群一般,所过之处,一划拉就倒一地,再一划拉,又躺下一片。 The Ox-Head place visited, is not flying is lies down, what is most hapless is directly by him, when the weapon uses, that resists the iron rod and knife of companion with own fleshly body simply. 牛头所过之处,不是飞的就是躺的,最倒霉的是直接被他当兵器用的,那简直就是用自己的肉身去对抗同伴的铁棍和刀子。 Brother Ox, the time are not many.” Yu Huifei is shouting. 牛哥,时间不多了。”余会非喊着。 Ox-Head un the life, started to accelerate. 牛头嗯了一生,开始加速了。 He is similar to one good general, crashed in the middle of the crowd. 他就如同一头蛮牛一般,冲进了人群当中。 That flash, the crowd with the cooker, the piece by piece person flew the sky! 那一瞬间,人群就跟炸锅了似的,一片片的人飞上天空! The time of falling, one by one does not die also heavy of wound, cannot crawl in any case in a short time. 落下来的时候,一个个的不死也伤的不轻,反正短时间内爬不起来了。 Can crawl, Yu Huifei made up a stick in the past, was immediately honest. 能爬起来的,余会非过去就补上一棍子,顿时就老实了。 Ox-Head is very neat, a charge in the past, another charged, more than 120 people discarded completely! 牛头十分干脆利落,一个冲锋过去,再一个冲锋回来,一百二十多人全部报废! Yu Huifei sees this scene, in the heart is also shocks incomparably. 余会非看到这场面,心中也是震撼无比。 He knows that Ox-Head battle efficiency, fleshly body tyrannical was unreasonable. 他知道牛头战斗力强,肉身强横的不讲道理。 However has not really thought that meets the terrifying in this way...... 但是真没想到会恐怖如斯…… Not is only he, villagers hit was scared. 不仅仅是他,村民们都被打的胆寒了。 old man village head stands in same place, two legs trembled, the voice of speech brings the trembling sound said: „Your you...... are you person is a ghost?” 那老头村长更是站在原地,两腿发颤了,说话的声音都自带颤音道:“你你你……你是人是鬼啊?” Ox-Head shot a look at his one eyes saying: Ghost? The ghosts may not have the qualifications to speak to father, pulls on shoes to the father is unqualified.” 牛头瞥了他一眼道:“鬼?鬼可没资格跟老子说话,给老子提鞋都不够格。” Yu Huifei walks up, looks that old man village head said: Old gentleman, can we chat?” 余会非走上前来,看着老头村长道:“老爷子,咱们能聊聊了么?” old man village head brings the weeping voice saying: So long as you stressed the civilization to understand the politeness, did not hit the person, can chat.” 老头村长带着哭腔道:“只要你讲文明懂礼貌,不打人,能聊。” Yu Huifei was happy immediately, did his old hooligan also stress the civilization to understand the politeness to him? Doesn't hit the person? 余会非顿时乐了,丫的个老流氓还跟他讲文明懂礼貌?不打人? If Yu Huifei did not look at his age, really thinks that a palm of the hand clapped him! 余会非要是不看他一把年纪了,真想一巴掌拍死他! Yu Huifei has a look at the time, almost to ten minutes, pinched the last second, Yu Huifei hits a sound to point out: Brother Ox, was all right, goes back.” 余会非看看时间,差不多到十分钟了,掐准最后一秒,余会非打了个响指道:“牛哥,没事儿了,回去吧。” Ox-Head nods, then said: Next time I will go to bathroom do not call me......” 牛头点了点头,然后道:“下次我上厕所的时候别叫我啊……” Yu Huifei speechless, he does not think that the issue is he will not have foresight. 余会非一阵无语,他也不想啊,问题是他也不会未卜先知啊。 Afterward Ox-Head changes into one group to integrate dark underground, vanishes to disappear. 随后牛头化为一团黑暗融入地下,消失不见了。 This, the villagers and old man village head look are clear. 这一幕,村民们和老头村长看得是真真切切。 Immediately looks at Yu Huifei again time, is similar to looked that the demon god was common, does not dare to be rampant. 顿时再看余会非的时候,就如同看魔神一般了,不敢嚣张了。 Yu Huifei said: Takes...... the masters my two friends don't bang the woman! Told you, do not make the grandfather not happy, otherwise slaughter you!” 余会非道:“把我那两朋友带上……老爷们别砰女人!告诉你们,别让爷爷不高兴,否则屠了你们!” One group of people do not dare to speak, asked two women to lift slow Qian, two masters lifted to celebrate Ghale safe with. 一群人不敢吭声了,找了两个妇女抬着徐倩,两个老爷们抬着庆格尔泰跟了上来。 The old man brought Yu Huifei to go to the village committee directly, to the village, Yu Huifei discovered, in the village was not bleak like outside, the person had, the man woman, the children had. 老头直接带着余会非去了村委会,到了村子里,余会非才发现,村子里并不像外面那么荒凉,人还是有一些的,男人女人,小孩都有。 The village committee is not big, but various types of apparatus are complete, the fire roasts. 村委会不大,但是各种用具齐全,还有火烤。 Yu Huifei sat, celebrates Ghale Taihe slow Qian to lie down in the , some people wipe the face to them. 余会非坐了下来,庆格尔泰和徐倩就躺在边上,有人给她们擦脸。 Also some people are helping Yu Huifei wrap up, after all before the blood spelled, Yu Huifei also received many wounds. 也有人在帮余会非包扎,毕竟之前血拼的时候,余会非也受了不少的伤。 However his fleshly body was indeed better than is too more than before, although the wound were many, however in the short time, really had the sign of scab. Disinfects and applies medicine, ties up bandage, Yu Huifei only thought that the own wound had been healed, is not in the way completely. 不过他的肉身的确比以前好了太多了,虽然伤口不少,但是短短的时间内,竟然有结痂的迹象了。消了毒、上了药,绑上一圈绷带,余会非只觉得自己的伤已经痊愈了似的,完全不碍事了。 Sees this, the villagers to do not have the too big response, now Yu Huifei in their eyes, that is Daoist Immortal in folk hearsay, doing to have an accident is not strange. 看到这一幕,村民们到是没有太大的反应,现在余会非在他们眼里,那就是民间传闻中的神仙,做出啥事来都不奇怪。 Yu Huifei sees the present old man, said: Said, how to call? Also, is your does do? The one by one temperament is so hot tempered, a word did not shout that at earliest convenience hits to shout "kill".” 余会非看着眼前的老头,道:“说说吧,咋称呼啊?还有,你们这是干啥啊?一个个脾气那么暴躁,一言不合就喊打喊杀的。” old man village head sighed: My name was Hood Pok, was the village head in this village. As for you said that our why short temper, said really many, why we do not know.” 老头村长叹了口气道:“我叫胡德福,是这个村子的村长。至于你说我们为啥脾气暴躁,说真的多,我们也不知道为啥。” Yu Huifei was shocked: What?” 余会非愣住了:“啥?” Hood Pok said: This matter must more than 50 years ago mentioned, at that time in our village not far away, had had the real dragon.” 胡德福道:“这事儿大概要从五十多年前说起了,当时我们村子里不远处,出过真龙。” Also heard the real dragon, the Yu Huifei heart trembled, listened earnestly. 又听到真龙了,余会非心头一颤,认真的听了起来。 Hood Pok said carefully, the content roughly and celebrates similar that the Ghale peaceful grandfather said. However some thin abridgements have the difference, for example, had more than 40 days of heavy rains at that time, in the river course everywhere is the dead fish dead shrimp, the scene very strange. 胡德福仔细的说了一遍,内容大致上和庆格尔泰的爷爷说的差不多。不过一些细节略有不同,例如,当时下了四十多天的大雨,河道里到处都是死鱼死虾,场面十分的诡异。 Again is, after the dragon dies, they saw that the black fog obstructs the day. 再就是,龙死后,他们看到有黑雾遮天。 Also is since that day, the mist starts to be getting more and more heavy, the covered area is also bigger and bigger. 也是从那天开始,雾气开始越来越重,覆盖的面积也是越来越大。 Meanwhile, various animals in mountain forest start become more and more hot tempered, character very testy. During this, the pack of wolves dares to attack the village unexpectedly during the daytime, the rabbit dares to nip the tiger in groups, the mouse and cat come to blows...... 同时,山林里的各种动物都开始变得越来越暴躁,性格十分的易怒。这期间,狼群竟然敢白天袭击村子,兔子敢咬老虎,老鼠成群结队的和猫干架…… Various strange scenes frequently appear. 各种诡异的场面频繁出现。 Makes the entire village to have great disturbance. 闹得整个村子鸡犬不宁。 Some people said, some people moved the dragon bone|keel, the dragon had the resentment, infected the villagers and life, letting everyone to feel his anger. 有人说,是有人动了龙骨,龙有怨气,感染了村民和生灵,让大家都能感受到他的怒火。 Also some people said that is the mist is too big, the person is also good, the animal, was long in this environment, had the depression. 也有人说是雾气太大,人也好,动物也罢,在这种环境下久了,就得了抑郁症。 In any case view many...... 反正说法很多…… No matter what view, this mist is day by day thick, the proliferation area is also big day by day, the temperament of people are irritable day by day. 但是不管什么说法,这雾气一天比一天浓,扩散的面积也是一天比一天的大,人们的脾气更是一天比一天的火爆。 Is good because, human is eventually sane, knows that one of us cannot hit, but can also restrain. 好在,人类终究是理智的,知道自家人不能打,还能克制。 However, once there is a bystander to come, that was a lot of resentment found vented the barrel, at all was not the good and bad issue that the bystander made, but was everyone stares in a big way eyeball, using an alternative found the excuse to do one...... unable to stop. 但是,一旦有外人来,那就是一肚子的怨气找到了发泄桶了,根本不是外人做的好与坏的问题,而是大家瞪大了眼珠子,变着法的找理由干一架……根本停不下来。 Actually they also know that such does is incorrect, but cannot control the own anger. 其实他们也知道那样做是不对的,但是就是控制不住自己的火气。 In order to protect outsider not in person injury by village, is insufficient because of losing control to end up in prison for the villagers, the village head can only order, sealed off the village. 为了保护外来人不被村子里的人伤害,也为了村民们不至于因为失控而锒铛入狱,村长只能下令,封锁了村子。 Moreover, coming the person to hit, makes the terrifying fame to come, quite makes one not dare to come to here. 而且,来人就打,打出恐怖的名气来,好让人不敢来这里。 However what is strangest was recently for these days. 但是最诡异的还是最近这几天。 Everyone's temperament was getting bigger and bigger, sees the external person, wished one could to kill directly. 大家的脾气越来越大了,看到外来的人,恨不得直接杀了。 Has not thought that will meet Yu Huifei such monster, not only had not been killed, instead good to punch them. 只是万万没想到会遇到余会非这么个怪物,不但没被杀,反而把他们好顿揍。 Under these punches, they discovered that oneself instigated unexpectedly, the wool temperament did not have. 这一顿揍之下,他们发现自己竟然怂了,毛脾气都没有了。 Hears here, Yu Huifei smiled: Your this is not the short temper, your is bullies the weak and fears the strong.” 听到这里,余会非笑了:“你们这不是脾气暴躁啊,你们这是欺软怕硬啊。” old man face slightly red say/way: This...... said , the own temperament, my oneself a little could not understand.” 老头老脸微红道:“这……说真的,自己的脾气,我自己都有点看不懂了。” Yu Huifei nods, shows a picture, that was initially Chief Song the group photo in Xiulin Village, asked: Old gentleman, we also calculated from an exchange of blows friendship grows, did you help me have a look at you to see these people?” 余会非点点头,拿出一张照片来,那是当初宋队长他们在秀林村里的合影,问道:“老爷子,咱们也算不打不相识了,你帮我看看你见过这些人没有?”
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