As soon as the people listened to be happy immediately...... 众人一听顿时乐了…… However everyone ridiculed Zeus actually not, but was the helpless forced smile. 不过大家倒不是嘲笑宙斯,而是无奈的苦笑。 Among Heaven and Earth, that dead rabbit also is really the lord of being annoyed by everybody...... 天地之间,那死兔子还真是人见人烦的主啊…… At this moment, Yu Huifei to has not cared about these, but continuously in looking at that rides small luoli on rabbit! 此时此刻,余会非到是没在意这些,而是一直在看那个骑在兔子身上的小luoli！ What this small luoli is long is handsome, the skin is glittering and translucent carving, sits down a greatly fat rabbit, that rabbit strong with small colt. 这小luoli长的是唇红齿白,皮肤晶莹剔透,坐下一只大肥兔子,那兔子壮的就跟个小马驹似的。 The small girl sit above, appears alternative very to add lovably, the key point is this little fellow is among everyone the expression is most optional, careless is eating the carrot, is having the yawn. Occasionally has the wind to blow, that cloak opens, above is a piece of propaganda pamphlet...... 小丫头坐在上面,显得十分的另类加可爱,重点是这小家伙是所有人当中表情最随意的,吊儿郎当的吃着胡萝卜,打着哈欠。偶尔有风吹过,那披风打开,上面是一片宣传单…… Yu Huifei carefully looked, my goodness, is not the propaganda pamphlet, but is the uniform warrant for arrest! 余会非仔细看了看,好家伙,不是宣传单,而是清一色的通缉令！ In addition this girl everyone who opens the mouth to make bitterly and astringently, he knows, among everyone she is not strongest, but absolutely is most troublesome! 再加上这丫头一开口就弄的所有人苦涩不已,他知道,所有人当中她不是最强的,但是绝对是最麻烦的！ At this time Ox-Head twisted to say his head: „Do not look, that transfers buddha water. Her cultivation cultivation technique, needing the samsara is good, each samsara reincarnation, the strength turns time...... you not to visit her to seem like a child, the thinking mode is also a child, but battle efficiency clever terrifying.” 这时候牛头一把将他的脑袋拧了过来道:“别看了,那是转轮王一水。她修炼的功法,需要轮回才行,每一次轮回转生,实力翻倍……你别看她看起来是个孩子,思维方式也是个孩子,但是战斗力贼恐怖。” Yu Huifei nods...... 余会非点头…… Again Zeus who has a look at opposite face vicissitudes senile, as well as one group of dejected Olympus gods. 再看看对面一脸沧桑老态的宙斯,以及一群垂头丧气的奥林匹斯神。 Recalled just all sorts of scenes. 回想起刚刚的种种场面。 Yu Huifei cannot bear the mouth, the present scene was too magnificent, any movie is more magnificent than he has watched. 余会非忍不住吧嗒着嘴,眼前的场面太壮观了,比他看过的任何电影都壮观。 Since oneself potential were big, Yu Huifei that was shrinking the neck, raised from the clothes collar instantaneously, elongated, this goods are fronting the tip of the toe, straightened up the later generation, for fear that others do not know that he is one villains holds sway. 既然自家势大了,余会非那原本缩着的脖子,瞬间就从衣服领子里拔高了,拉长了,这货垫着脚尖,挺直了后辈,生怕别人不知道他是一副小人得志似的。 This goods cough, said: „Coughs...... , this dozen, aiya...... hi skin.” 这货干咳一声,道:“咳咳咳……哎呀,啧啧,这打的,哎呀……嗨皮。” Zeus and the others faces immediately black...... 宙斯等人的脸顿时就黑了…… He has not noticed this person from the beginning, but saw the appearance that this goods under punches, a little hurts immediately from the start. 他一开始还没注意到这人,但是看到这货这个欠揍的样子,顿时有点压根疼。 Then Yu Huifei looked at the Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva, suddenly actually does not know should say anything. 然后余会非看了看地藏菩萨,一时间竟然不知道该说啥。 Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva say/way: „When you and this poor monk childhood is on good terms, how should call how to call.” 地藏菩萨道:“你与贫僧幼年时交好,该怎么称呼就怎么称呼吧。” „, I call your bald-headed thief, called small Kṣitigarbha?” Yu Huifei subconscious asking, although Kṣitigarbha was different, but in the Yu Huifei bone will always work as small Kṣitigarbha him rather than the Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva, he did not fear in any case. “哦,那我是叫你贼秃,还是叫小地藏呢？”余会非下意识的问道,虽然地藏不一样了,但是余会非骨子里总是会把他当小地藏而不是地藏菩萨,反正他是一点都不怕。 Then he discovers an audience deathly stillness...... 然后他发现全场一片死寂啊…… Let alone fell the needle to hear, it is estimated that the mosquito broke wind, everyone can listen clearly. 别说落针可闻了,估计蚊子放个屁,大家都能听清楚了。 Ox-Head Horse-Face and the others were covering the face, does not want to speak, and decisive spread out with him. 牛头马面等人捂着脸,不想说话了,并且果断的和他拉开了距离。 The next quarter, the Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva smiled, a chuckle, like spring breeze. 下一刻,地藏菩萨笑了,一声轻笑,如同春风。 „Bodhisattva is really optimistic, this is not angry.” Horse-Face sighed at the same time, suddenly discovered, the face of Yu Huifei was swollen...... “菩萨果然是心宽的很啊,这都不生气。”马面感叹的同时,忽然发现,余会非的脸肿了…… Horse-Face said: „Little Yu, how is your face swollen?” 马面道:“小鱼,你这脸咋肿了？” Yu Huifei ill-humored looks that Heavens that said greatly baldly: „Mmp......” 余会非没好气的看着天上的那大光头道:“mmp……” Obviously, this goods were been black by the Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva, is only that technique incomparable mystical, everyone has not seen what's the matter. 显然,这货是被地藏菩萨给黑了,只是那手法无比的神异,大家都没看出是怎么回事。 Only then Yu Huifei knows, just that flash, he saw Kṣitigarbha really walked. But he cannot move, then small Kṣitigarbha gave him a rainstorm pear flower fist. After firing off, he told Yu Huifei: „Relax, do not visit me to hit for ten minutes, outside goes for Something went wrong second. Therefore, no one knows that is I hits, hehe...... also has, real motherfucking is not I hits, is he controls me to hit. Goes back not to permit to look for my stubble!” 只有余会非知道,刚刚那一瞬间,他看到了地藏真的走下来了。只不过他动不了而已,然后小地藏给他了一顿暴雨梨花拳。打完了之后,他告诉余会非:“放心,别看我打了十分钟,外面才去[Not Found]秒。所以,没人知道是我打的,嘿嘿……还有,真tm不是我打的,是他控制我打的。回去不准找我茬啊！” Then this young bald person ran. 然后这小秃子就跑了。 Yu Huifei understood what is heard, first, he just fell like the day according to the general special condition in the middle. 余会非听明白了,第一,他刚刚是落入如同天照一般的特殊环境当中了。 Second, must punch his is not small Kṣitigarbha, but is this grown Kṣitigarbha. 第二,要揍他的不是小地藏,而是这个成年地藏。 This grown Kṣitigarbha, apparently does not have living buddha who that he displays, on the contrary, he also has childlike innocence side, wicked interest. 这个成年地藏,显然也没有他表现出来的那么活佛,相反,他也有童心的一面,还有恶趣味。 In the Yu Huifei heart that called one uncomfortable, did, does not do...... to endure. 余会非心中那叫一个不爽啊,奈何,干不过啊……忍了吧。 Yu Huifei rubbed the face, brazenly, when does not know that was punched, is pointing at eon Sidong: „ Yeah, full beard, my family brothers what to do? 余会非揉了揉脸,厚着脸皮,就当不知道被揍了,然后指着宙斯道:“哎,大胡子,我家兄弟咋办啊？ Do not visit me, is that side that two, male graceful, female pretty that two. ” 你别看我,就是那边那两个,男的帅,女的靓的那两个。” Hephaestus and Aphrodite are somewhat anxious, they eventually are the gods in Mount Olympus, facing some Zeus constrictions. 赫菲斯托斯和阿芙洛狄忒有些紧张,他们终究是奥林匹斯山的神,面对宙斯还是有些压迫感的。 At this moment, Yu Huifei is pointing at Zeus's nose, asked: „How does my buddy do?” 此时此刻,余会非指着宙斯的鼻子,问:“我哥们咋搞？” This attempted the throne simply! 这简直就是逼宫了！ However Yu Huifei currently has attempting the throne by the qualification, two big influences was stood in that supports, Zeus dares saying that no matter? 但是余会非现在有逼宫的被本钱,身后两大势力站在那撑腰,宙斯敢说个不管么？ Moreover Zeus also looked to understand, that side hell person also a lot of air/Qi. 而且宙斯也看明白了,地府那边的人还一肚子气呢。 He must say that a non- character, closes in absolutely, was not reasonable to you, first punches them one to say again. 他要说个不字,绝对是一拥而上,不跟你讲道理,先揍他们一顿再说。 Although not really under killer, but suffers a loss is unavoidable. 虽然不会真的下杀手了,但是吃亏是难免的。 The present contradiction said that was big, says slightly big, the hell has not come the main battle efficiency, they not good to dig and opposite party old ancestor hardly just. 眼前的矛盾说大不大,说小不小,地府也没来主要战斗力,他们也不好把老祖宗挖出来和对方硬刚。 However by one small to ignoring the god, is pointing at the nose, is in front of Mount Olympus god to attempt the throne, this little...... too motherfucking hit the face! 但是被一个小到忽略不计的神,指着鼻子,当着奥林匹斯山众神的面逼宫,这就有点……太tm打脸了！ Changes a big point god is also good casually...... 随便换一个大点的神也行啊…… Zeus's face flickers, Yin clear uncertain, in pupil gloomy like water. 宙斯的脸忽明忽暗,阴晴不定的,眸子里阴沉如水。 However finally, Zeus sighed: „Hephaestus and Aphrodite displayed to the incomparable loyalty of love, praises and encouraged, the mistake that before violated wrote off.” 不过最终,宙斯还是叹了口气道:“赫菲斯托斯和阿芙洛狄忒表现出了对爱情的无比的忠贞,予以表扬和鼓励,之前所犯的错一笔勾销。” „Great king, but also please let us leave.” Hull Storrs opens the mouth suddenly. “伟大的王,还请让我们离开吧。”赫尔斯托斯忽然开口。 Zeus's face was blacker, Hull Storrs's meaning seemed saying, even if you forgave us, we are untrustworthy you. 宙斯的脸更黑了,赫尔斯托斯的意思仿佛是在说,哪怕你原谅了我们,我们还是信不过你。 The bystanders hit his face one after another also even, now the biological son still hits his face...... 外人接二连三打他脸也就算了,如今亲儿子也来打他脸…… He is 100,000 Cao fuck gallops, really wants to fall the royal crown, throwing up one's job is not dry! 他心里是十万曹尼玛奔腾而过,真想一摔王冠,撂挑子不干了！ Hull Storrs looks at Zeus that dark face, braces oneself saying: „We only want to leave here, excessively tranquil life. Also please comply......” 赫尔斯托斯看着宙斯那黑乎乎的脸,硬着头皮道:“我们只想离开这里,过宁静的生活。还请您答应……” Zeus's complexion with chameleon...... 宙斯的脸色就跟变色龙似的…… However finally, Zeus said: „Such as you hope.” 不过最终,宙斯还是道:“如你所愿。” Then, Zeus turned around to walk. 说完,宙斯转身就走了。 Here he in a minute like not treating, was really disgraced, was too uncomfortable...... 这里他片刻都不像待了,实在是太丢人了,太难受了…… „Don't anxiously!” A sound remembers suddenly. “别急着走啊！”一个声音忽然想起。 Zeus stares, then looks at Yu Huifei, gets angry: „Do you have the matter?” 宙斯一愣,回头看着余会非,怒道:“你还有事？” Yu Huifei grinning say/way: „I am definitely all right, this does not look at Sir Zeus , do you stay behind to my brother an abbot / abbess wedding?” 余会非笑嘻嘻的道:“我肯定没事儿,这不是看宙斯大人没什么事儿么,要不,您留下给我兄弟住持一场婚礼？” Zeus eyeball stared quickly, sentimental his wife commits a crime, his anxious hasty ran, one punished also insufficiently the oneself wife, but can also give this bastard boy abbot / abbess wedding? 宙斯眼珠子都快瞪出来了,感情他老婆犯了事,他急忙忙跑回来,把自己老婆一顿处罚还不够,还得给这混蛋小子住持婚礼？ Is this feels him insufficiently disgraced? 这是觉得他不够丢人是吧？ Zeus is pointing at oneself, air/Qi the say/way of speaking incoherently: „My abbot / abbess wedding? Do my I...... I give his abbot / abbess wedding? My motherfucking must give this young animal...... me......” 宙斯指着自己,气的语无伦次的道:“我住持婚礼？我我……我给他住持婚礼？我tm的还得给这小崽子……我……” Yu Huifei hurries to interrupt his words: „ Right, if you asserted that oneself isn't Hull Storrs's father? 余会非赶紧打断他的话道:“对啊,你要是硬说自己不是赫尔斯托斯的父亲么？ Your son must get married, no matter you? 你儿子要结婚,你不管啊？ Naturally, if you said that you are not his father, when that I had not said. ” 当然了,你要是说你不是他父亲,那就当我没说。” Although Mount Olympus the relations on god's at sixes and sevens, the ghost knows that who has done with whom, but green hat matter, no matter the East or the West, actually mind very much. 虽然奥林匹斯山上的众神的关系乱七八糟的,鬼知道谁跟谁搞过,但是绿帽子这种事,不管是东方还是西方,其实都是很介意的。 Really, this saying speaking of this, Zeus is almost the say/way of clenching jaws: „Good...... I...... abbot / abbess! You prepared, informed me again!” 果然,这话说到这份上了,宙斯几乎是咬牙切齿的道:“好……我……住持！你们准备好了,再通知我！” Then, Zeus ran away, that speed was called one quickly, seriously was if quickly lightning. 说完,宙斯撒腿就跑了,那速度叫一个快啊,当真是快若闪电。 Zeus said that must participate, other gods were not naturally better to leave. 宙斯都说要参加了,其他神自然更不好离开了。 Naturally, entire Mount Olympus besides a god of Hera department, actually everyone not big opinion regarding Hulse Dose as well as Aphrodite. 当然,整个奥林匹斯山除了赫拉一系的神外,其实大家对于赫尔斯多斯以及阿芙洛狄忒并没有多大的意见。 Perhaps before had, that is because misunderstands in first, therefore looks down upon them. 或许之前有,那是因为误会在先,所以看不起他们。 After witnessing two people loyal love, they also understood, the beforehand all is a drama of self-preservation. 但是当见证了两人忠贞的爱情后,他们也都明白了,之前的一切不过是一场自保的大戏而已。 Not only does not despise them, instead even more respected them. 不但不鄙视他们,反而越发的尊敬他们了。 Therefore, remained spontaneously, and not parsimonious applause, cheers, offers the own blessing. 于是,自发的留了下来,并且毫不吝啬的鼓掌,欢呼,送上自己的祝福。 At this moment, Aphrodite put Hull Storrs's arms happily, said: „World this bright, did to us actually only to see the darkness. Perhaps, we once placed in the darkness, but in the future, your I will altogether enjoy the sunlight......” 这一刻,阿芙洛狄忒幸福的扑在了赫尔斯托斯的怀里,道:“世间本多光明,奈何我们却只看到了黑暗。或许,我们曾经身处黑暗之中,但是未来,你我将共赏阳光……” Hull Storrs also smiled...... 赫尔斯托斯也笑了…… At this time, Apollo said to Yu Huifei: „ Yeah............ Yu Huifei? This fire has not extinguished, you hold the wedding, is inappropriate? 这时候,阿波罗对余会非道:“哎……余……余会非是吧？这大火还没灭呢,你就举行婚礼,不妥当吧？ Also, prepared the thing of wedding our not to have. ” 再说了,准备婚礼的东西我们这也没有啊。” Yu Huifei white his eyes said: „ Fire is good, this in the East means that future day red prosperous fire, the most favorable auspices, eat tonight............ 余会非白了他一眼道:“大火好啊,这在东方意味着未来的日子红红火火,大吉大利,今晚吃……咳咳…… As for the marriage, isn't your West the popular white theme wedding? 至于结婚么,你们西方不是流行白色主题婚礼么？ Must say the white, whose does fuck have the hell to be specialized? 要说白色,谁他娘的有地府专业啊？ Today our China and West combine and complement one another! ” 今天咱们就中西合璧！” At this time, everyone noticed, these demon soldiers in hell are lifting these flag streamer anything, was white and shiny...... 这时候,大家才注意到,地府的那些阴兵举着的那些旗幡啥的,都是白花花的…… The gods in Mount Olympus are one speechless, is this also good? 奥林匹斯山的众神是一阵无语啊,这样也行？ However thinks carefully, probably...... is really good. 不过仔细想想,好像……还真行。 That side hell one group of people, is a face compels ignorant. 地府那边的一群人,则是一脸的懵逼啊。 Can the team when their specialties see off also the welcoming a newcomer person? 啥时候他们这专业送行的团队也可以迎新人了？ This also is really first. 这还真是头一遭啊。 Everyone somewhat hesitates, at this time Aphrodite set out, requests earnestly: „Also invited to help us witness our love.” 大家有些犹豫,这时候阿芙洛狄忒起身,恳请道:“还请诸位帮我们见证我们的爱情。” Hears this saying, the Yama kingly way: „You are not indeed easy, since you do not shut out us to be unlucky, that...... manages. Palace main Sir, under your opinion how?” 听到这话,阎罗王道:“你们的确不易,既然你们不嫌弃我们晦气,那就……主持一下呗。宫主大人,你意下如何啊？” Zhou certainly is cloudy the heavenly palace palace main to do the red matter from changing professions of dried egg white matter suddenly, is a little ignorant. 纣绝阴天宫宫主忽然之间从干白事儿的转行干红事儿的,也有点懵呢。 For those the Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva hehe says with a smile: „Comes not Tathagata early skillfully, this wedding, this poor monk can observe.” 到是地藏菩萨呵呵一笑道:“来得早不如来得巧,这婚礼,贫僧可以一观。” The Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattvas complied, the palace lord who Zhou certainly is cloudy the heavenly palace scratches the head saying: „That...... office?” 地藏菩萨都答应了,纣绝阴天宫的宫主挠挠头道:“那就……办？” Transfers buddha one water one hear, was happiest, laughs, with a lisper standard spoken Chinese: „Small, works......” 转轮王一水一听,最开心了,哈哈大笑,操着一口大舌头普通话道:“小的们,干活啦呀……” The honored guests who these are difficult to invite complied, the gods on Mount Olympus, naturally did not have the opinion. 这些难请的嘉宾都答应了,奥林匹斯山上的众神,自然也没意见了。 Apollo, Athena and the others sympathize about Aphrodite and Hull Storrs, nature's first jumps, supports. 阿波罗、雅典娜等人对阿芙洛狄忒和赫尔斯托斯十分的同情,自然第一个跳出来,支持。 The gods who other wait and see see this, follows to take a stand, is willing to help prepare the wedding. 其他观望的众神见此,也都跟着纷纷表态,愿意帮忙筹办婚礼。 Then, hell Yin God starts a face strangely removed own flag streamer, they had a dream have not thought, some day they, will be opened their flagpole in this manner. oneself motherfucking was very happy...... 然后,地府阴神开始一脸古怪的拆起了自家的旗幡,他们做梦都没想到,有一天他们会被人用这种方式,拆了自家的旗杆子。自己还tm挺高兴…… These plain white cloth, white satin and white flag streamer cut out various shapes by the Olympus gods, then hung, suddenly, in the entire Mount Olympus is fluttering white. 这些白布、白绫、白旗幡被奥林匹斯众神裁剪成各种形状,然后挂了起来,一时间,整个奥林匹斯山上都在飘白。 The gods in other world, discovered the hell demon soldiers straddle zones, after direct impact Mount Olympus . 一些其他世界的神们,发现了地府阴兵跨界,直冲奥林匹斯山后。 Many people sent out the scout. 不少人都派出了探子。 When saw that Hera, Zeus come one after another, the Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva and Zhou certainly are cloudy the heavenly palace palace lord and Yama, after transferring the buddha comes personally, one by one frightens at all does not dare to approach, even fled directly. 当看到赫拉、宙斯相继现身,地藏菩萨、纣绝阴天宫宫主、阎罗王,转轮王亲自现身后,一个个吓得根本不敢靠近,甚至直接逃离了。 Waits for in a while secretly comes back to examine the tactical situation the time, saw only in the entire Mount Olympus to hang all over the plain white cloth...... 等过了一阵子偷偷回来查看战况的时候,只见整个奥林匹斯山上都挂满了白布…… Indistinct has the firecrackers to sound together, suona chaotic sound...... 隐约有鞭炮齐鸣,唢呐乱响…… „This...... what situation?” Some people asked. “这……什么情况啊？”有人问。 „ In the East, the white represented the death, the funeral...... the suona is representing funeral, at the funeral is setting off the firecrackers is also normal. “在东方,白色代表着死亡,葬礼……唢呐代表着送葬,葬礼上放鞭炮也正常。 Now this appearance, feared that was Mount Olympus by the crew cut, the person in hell gave the person who oneself died in battle to make funeral arrangements again...... ” 现在这副模样,怕是奥林匹斯山被推平了,地府的人再给自己阵亡的人办丧事吧……” As soon as the people listen, immediately the whole body is scared. 众人一听,顿时浑身发毛。 In their opinion, Mount Olympus is not weak, properly speaking, possibly was not a hell, the casualness gives the crew cut absolutely. 在他们看来,奥林匹斯山可不弱啊,按理来说,绝对不可能是一个地府,随便就给推平了的。 Even if really does, hits ten years eight years still normal...... 就算真干起来,打个十年八载的也正常啊…… But, this, Mount Olympus hangs not making a sound white, plays the suona, this makes one be scared really! 可是,这不声不响的,奥林匹斯山挂白,吹唢呐,这着实让人发毛啊！ one by one is thinking in that then powerful, background exceedingly high god clan such by crew cut? 一个个的都在那想着,那么强大、底蕴通天的神族就这么被推平了？ „Is insufficient? Heard that the cause of matter was a tiny big god is hit, did Heavenly Court extinguish an Olympus clan? Was this too also bold horizontal?” “不至于吧？听说事情的起因就是一个芝麻绿豆大的神被打了,天庭就灭了奥林匹斯一族？这也太豪横了吧？” „Probably Three Realms Reformation Bureau Bureau Chief, fellow what background?” “好像是三界劳改局的局长,那家伙什么来头啊？” „Does not know that has not heard. Later is hiding......” “不知道啊,没听说过啊。以后躲着点吧……” „Right, is hiding. Later sees the Heavenly Court person, is hiding, these fellows were too bold horizontal.” “对,躲着点吧。以后看到天庭的人,都躲着点,这些家伙太豪横了。” Yu Huifei naturally does not know, oneself is the temporary brain hole opens greatly, the result had such tremendous impact on ten thousand boundary/world, simultaneously his prestige also hit, becomes one of characters in some population most cannot annoy. After does not know him to know, should smile, should cry. 余会非自然不知道,自己就是临时脑洞大开,结果给万界造成了这么大的影响,同时他的威名也打了出去,成了一些人口中最不能惹的人物之一。不知道他知道后,是该笑呢,还是该哭呢。 As the firecrackers sound together...... 随着鞭炮齐鸣…… When Zeus was invited, the face of this fellow is black. 当宙斯被邀请过来的时候,这家伙的脸还是黑的呢。 However after he sees a goddess, immediately lowers the head, honest. 不过当他看到一位女神后,顿时低下了头,老实了起来。 This person is not others, sits a goddess side Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva. 此人不是别人,正是坐在地藏菩萨身边的一位女神。 Stove furnace goddess, Hestia , is Athena, goddesses Arx Themis compound three main point goddesses. She can sit side the Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva, is mainly because her rank was too high. He is the paternal aunt in Arx Themis, is Zeus, Poseidon, Hardis and the others a bank note three generations of deities eldest sister. 灶炉女神,赫斯提亚,也是和雅典娜、阿尔忒弥斯并列三大处女神之一的女神。她之所以可以坐在地藏菩萨身边,主要是因为她的辈分太高了。他是阿尔忒弥斯的姑姑,也是宙斯、波塞冬、哈迪斯等人一票子三代天神的大姐。