One group of apprentices followed to clash, bellowed: „Please grant instruction!” 一群徒弟跟着冲了进去,大吼一声:“请赐教！” Then they compelled collectively ignorant...... 然后他们集体懵逼了…… Sees only impression scene of one group of Tae Kwon Do apprentices not to have, instead is on beds, sits females who are pasting various types of color facial masks. Without the squeal in impression, but is the one by one angry glare. 只见印象中的一群跆拳道学徒的场面没有,反而是一张张的床上,坐起来一名名贴着各种颜色面膜的女子。没有印象中的尖叫声,而是一个个的怒目。 Outside tabloid reporters see this, turns around to draw back more than 20 meters. 外面的小报记者们见此,转身就退出去二十多米。 Lu three see this curiously also with the past, asked: „Hides does? Not on one group of women?” 卢叁见此也好奇的跟了过去,问道:“躲这么远干嘛啊？不就一群女人么？” The tabloid reporter hehe said: „You from the h country, do not understand the woman of our Huaxia. Sometimes the woman was fiercer than the man, particularly Northeast women......” 小报记者呵呵道:“你从h国来,不了解我们华夏的女人。有的时候女人比男人猛多了,尤其是东北女人……” Rwandan three doubtful times, a pitiful yell sound transmits. 卢叁半信半疑的时候,一阵惨叫声传来。 With them saw the gold/metal military leads one group of apprentices distressedly ran, various types of high-heeled shoes, backless stool, cuticle cream anything flew. 跟着他们就看到金则武带着一群徒弟狼狈的跑了出来,身后各种高跟鞋,板凳,指甲油什么的飞了出来。 A woman carried a blade to clash, bellowed: „Grows leads greatly? Believed Old Lady to shoulder the office you?!” 还有一女人拎着一把刀冲了出来,大吼一声:“长得帅了不起啊？信不信老娘把你扛回去办了？！” Lu three see this, the whole person was ignorant. 卢叁见此,整个人都懵了。 The tabloid reporters turn around collectively, when anything has not seen. 小报记者们集体转身,就当啥也没看到。 Lu three turned around slowly, saw that woman just then to look, after seeing Lu three, eyeball stared: „What do you take a look at?” 卢叁转身慢了,就见那女人刚好回头看过来,看到卢叁后,眼珠子一瞪:“你瞅啥？” The Rwandan three brains transfer knows quickly cannot say how takes a look at your place, therefore said: „I take a look at the beautiful woman......” 卢叁脑子转的很快知道不能说瞅你咋地,于是道:“我瞅美女呢……” „Sexually harasses me? You halt to me!” The females flushed. “调戏我是不是？你给我站住！”女子冲了过啦。 Lu three turn around to run, runs while is shouting: „I have not sexually harassed you...... the misunderstanding, the misunderstanding......” 卢叁转身就跑,一边跑一边喊着:“我没调戏你啊……误会,误会啊……” The tabloid reporters shake the head saying: „These fellows first did not inquire that was clear begins again? They do not know this shop, although is small, however inside woman may be past is puzzled............ walked, that side should almost go to the place.” 小报记者们摇摇头道:“这些家伙就不先打听清楚了再动手么？他们就不知道这家店虽然小,但是里面的娘们可都是当年的古惑……咳咳……走了,那边应该差不多到地方了。” The gold/metal military dashes about wildly, sees these women not to pursue, this relaxing of one by one: „Too scary......” 金则武这边一路狂奔,见那些女人没追上来,这才一个个的松了口气:“太吓人了……” „Yes, is that a woman?” “是啊是啊,那是女人么？” „Quite ominous......” “好凶啊……” „The man of Huaxia, is quite pitiful.” “华夏的男人,好可怜。” „Yes, is our girls is lovable.” “是啊,还是我们的女孩子可爱。” ...... …… „Aii yeah...... that also lovable yeah.” At this time a person is pointing at the front hehe smiling. “哎哎哎……那个也可爱哎。”这时候一人指着前方嘿嘿的笑着。 Gold/Metal military and the others looked up, seeing only a long hair is floating, the stature is excellent, the facial features very simple and beautiful female front surface walks. Her side is walking a man who puts on red robe, the man more walks is quicker, in the female foreheads is the color of doubts. 金则武等人抬头看去,只见一名长发飘飘,身材极好,五官十分清丽的女子迎面走来。她身边走着一个穿红袍子的男子,男子越走越快,女子眉宇间都是疑惑之色。 Passed by their side time, the red robe man looked at a gold/metal military, then tittered one to smile. 路过他们身边的时候,红袍男子看了一眼金则武,然后噗嗤一声笑了。 Gold/Metal martial arts: „What do you smile?” 金则武道:“你笑什么？” Yu Huifei said: „Brothers, on your face...... hehe, the makeup is good.” 余会非道:“兄弟,你脸上……呵呵,妆不错。” The gold/metal military pulls out the cell phone selfie immediately, but also without seeing clearly, listens to some people to call out pitifully behind. 金则武立刻掏出手机自拍了一张,还没看清楚呢,就听身后有人惨叫。 Then looks, was his disciple is actually trampled to fly. Begun is that red robe man, the man scolds impressively: „Dares to put out a hand again randomly, I pat you!” 回头看去,却是他的一个弟子被人一脚踹飞了出去。动手的赫然是那红袍男子,男子骂道:“再敢乱伸手,我拍死你丫的！” The gold/metal military knits the brows, asks: „What's the matter?” 金则武皱眉,问道:“怎么回事？” „plain Buqi just wants to put out a hand to pull up that girl hair, the result......” a person said in a low voice. “朴布奇刚刚想伸手撩那女孩头发,结果……”一人低声道。 Gold/Metal martial hears said to walk with long hurried strides, Yu Huifei saw this, sneered saying: „What's wrong? come to blows?” 金则武闻言大步流星的走了过去,余会非见此,冷笑道:“咋？干架啊？” The gold/metal military comes up to give a plain Bouch palm of the hand: „Apology!” 金则武上去就给朴布奇一巴掌:“道歉！” plain Buqi is covering the face, is scratching the blood of corners of the mouth, saluted to say to Yu Huifei and Song clear: „Sorry.” 朴布奇捂着脸,擦着嘴角的血,对着余会非和宋清行礼道:“对不起。” Yu Huifei has not thought that the opposite party also very upholds justice, waves saying: „Ok, is not to a precedent.” 余会非没想到对方还挺仗义的,挥挥手道:“算了,下不为例。” Speaking of this, how many familiar forms Yu Huifei sees, before this is not him, comes time, how many fellow who kicks the hall failure? 说到这,余会非看到几个熟悉的身影,这不是他之前来的时候,遇到的那几个踢馆失败的家伙么？ Has a look at the clothes of this group of people again, although was distressed, the body was not the lipstick, was high-heeled shoes seal anything...... Yu Huifei narrowed the eye, guessed correctly anything. 再看看这群人的穿着打扮,虽然狼狈了点,身上不是口红,就是高跟鞋印子啥的……余会非眯了眯眼睛,猜到了什么。 Then his curious asking: „You...... is this kicks the hall?” 然后他好奇的问道:“你们……这是去踢馆的？” The gold/metal military nods: „Yes, does the mister know the Ryuhei Tae Kwon Do hall?” 金则武点头:“是的,先生知道龙平跆拳道馆？” Yu Huifei nods: „Knows, you proceed, one will arrive. Good luck......, right, wanted me to help you call the ambulance?” 余会非点头:“知道,你们往前走,一会就到了。祝你们好运……哦,对了,要我帮你们叫救护车么？” Gold/Metal military arrogant supine beginning, seems like that is looking at Yu Huifei, the split vision actually falls on the Song clear body, appearance that then has victory in the hand: „Does not use, we will show mercy as far as possible, does not send them to the hospital.” 金则武高傲的仰起头,看似在看余会非,余光却落在宋清的身上,然后一副胜券在握的模样:“不用,我们会尽量手下留情,不送他们去医院的。” Yu Huifei scratched the tip of the nose: „...... That good luck.” 余会非擦了擦鼻头:“呃……那祝你们好运吧。” Said plays, Yu Huifei drew Song clear to walk. 说玩,余会非拉着宋清就走了。 Looks at two people backs, gold/metal martial Shenxi tastes: „Do I...... compare that Huaxia person to be graceful?” 看着两人的背影,金则武深吸一口道:“我……是不是比那个华夏人帅？” „Yes, Master.” Disciple reply. “是的,师父。”弟子回答。 Gold/Metal martial arts: „Am I fiercer than him?” 金则武道:“我是不是比他厉害？” „Definitely, Master!” The disciples replied. “肯定的,师父！”弟子们回答。 The gold/metal military continues saying: „Do I match that beautiful goddess compared with him?” 金则武继续道:“我是不是比他更配那个美丽的女神？” „Yes, Master.” The disciples nod. “是的,师父。”弟子们点头。 Gold/Metal martial arts: „Very good, today fights, I must praising entire ancient forest. When the time comes, carries the prestige to visit, I think that she should not reject me......” 金则武道:“很好,今日一战之后,我必扬名整个古林。到时候,携着威名登门,我想她应该不会拒绝我吧……” The people smiled...... 众人笑了…… The gold/metal military also smiled: „Walks, kicks the hall! Today, makes our prestige to come.” 金则武也笑了:“走,踢馆去！今日,打出我们的威名来。” „!” One group of people are shouting. “出发！”一群人喊着。 „Is you? Also shouts randomly, fine, 50!” The uncle came. “又是你们啊？还乱嚷嚷,罚款,五十！”老大爷又来了。 The gold/metal military stares on helplessly, but left behind one person to hand over to fine finally, other person dingy walking. 金则武干瞪眼,不过最终还是留下一人去交罚款了,其他人则灰溜溜的走了。 In looks to begin the money, the uncle scratches the head: „Also really gives money...... to know early said 100.” 看着手里的钱,老大爷挠挠头:“还真给钱啊……早知道说一百了。” Gold/Metal martial Zhongyu arrived at the Ryuhei Tae Kwon Do hall entrance, this time, he confirmed carefully a sign, before then lets oneself , the disciple who kicks the hall failure also confirmed. 金则武终于来到了龙平跆拳道馆门口,这次,他仔细的确认了一下牌子,然后让自己之前踢馆失败的弟子也确认了一遍。 Finally, gold/metal martial deep inspires, opens the front door, bellows: „The big h country, gold/metal Wutte selects......” 最后,金则武深吸一口气,推开大门,大吼一声:“大h国,金则武特来挑……” Also without he said that saw a white form to clash, him according to the ground, brandished the fist to angrily roar: „Said, says......” 还没等他说完呢,就见一道白色的身影冲了出来,一把将他按在地上,抡起拳头怒吼着:“说不说,说不说……” The apprentices of gold/metal military were ignorant, when they responded the time , a two meters high man flushed, holds a person to roar: „Is grandmother mother even chest/heart?” 金则武的徒弟们都懵了,等他们反应过来的时候,一个两米高的汉子冲了出来,一把抓住一个人对着就吼:“王母娘是不是平胸？” The opposite party stare, scolded with this: „Are you sick?” 对方一愣,跟这骂道:“你有病啊？” „Do you dare to scold me? Are you partner of Heavenly Queen? Gifted generals? Looks to hit!” “你敢骂我？你是王母娘娘的同伙吧？天兵天将？看打！” Then the robust man brandishes the arm, with bulldozer, managing your ten people are on together, is one by one on, or is flies to trample, knocks out the fist, he is an arm sweeps, bumps into but actually, knocks sees the blood...... 然后壮汉抡起胳膊,就跟推土机似的,管你这十来人是一起上,还是一个个的上,又或者是飞踹,还是出拳,他就是一胳膊扫过去,碰到的就倒,磕到的就见血…… Cowherd does not know how to think, all threw into these people the martial arts school, then closes the front door, is taking off the coat, while was similar to the feudal bully to snatch the daughter general badness to smile: „Your these running dogs, do not want to run!” 牛郎也不知道咋想的,将这些人全都扔进了武道馆里,然后关上大门,一边脱着上衣,一边如同恶霸抢了民女一般的坏笑着:“你们这些走狗,一个都别想跑！” Then he threw. 然后他就扑了上去。 In that flash room is a sad and shrill pitiful yell sound and slap in the face sound, curses angrily the sound as well as as sincere as the pitiful yell sound of meat. 那一瞬间屋子里是一片凄厉的惨叫声、耳光声、怒骂声以及拳拳到肉的惨叫声。 money Youdao has said that what his martial arts school uses is the top sound-proof material, in this dozen of heavens, outside cannot hear a sound. 钱有道说过,他这武道馆用的是顶级隔音材料,这里面打上天,外面都听不到一点动静。 Therefore...... 所以…… How whatever the gold/metal military they called out pitifully, was useless, outside does not know completely. 任凭金则武他们如何惨叫,根本没用,外面完全不知道。 ...... …… In the elevator, Song clear really could not bear, curious asking: „Do you want to do? Runs does quickly?” 电梯里,宋清实在是忍不住了,好奇的问:“你到底要干什么啊？跑这么快干嘛啊？” Yu Huifei said: „No, fellow of one crowd of liquor dregs, I was supposing very much the present should erupt.” 余会非道:“没啥,一群酒品很渣的家伙,我估摸着现在应该爆发了。” Song scavenged: „Hasn't that gone back?” 宋清道:“那还不回去？” Yu Huifei asked back: „Goes back to do?” 余会非反问道:“回去干啥？” Song scavenged: „Some people kick the hall, they drank, how to hit?” 宋清道:“有人踢馆啊,他们喝多了,怎么打啊？” Yu Huifei shakes the head saying: „This...... this should not be worried. On the contrary, some people kick the hall to be just right, the oneself person little endured hardships......, comes not Tathagata early skillfully, the time that they come just can go against the vat. In return, I help them call the ambulance.” 余会非摇头道:“这……这你就别担心了。相反,有人踢馆正好,自己人少遭罪了……正所谓,来得早不如来得巧,他们来的时间刚好可以顶缸。作为回报呢,我帮他们叫救护车。” „You did not fear that your friend was hit by them?” Song your question. “你就不怕你朋友被他们打了？”宋清问。 Yu Huifei said: „Can overturn their had not been born...... felt sorry for Jonah many, old pay, old money as well as Chen Yue. However they get what one deserves, asking them unable to leave, today affirmed leaves behind a mark......” 余会非道:“能打翻他们的还没出生呢……只是可怜了乔纳多、老付、老钱以及陈悦了。不过他们活该,让他们走不走,今天肯定得留下点印记了……” Song clear speechless, but she was some worries. 宋清哑然,不过她还是有些担心。 Finally drew Yu Huifei, two people stood in the entrance, Song scavenge: „Is so peaceful, won't have fought?” 最终还是把余会非拉了回去,两人站在门口,宋清道:“这么安静,不会没打架吧？” Yu Huifei hehe said: „old money this martial arts school, sound-insulated good. You go lower, we open the door slowly, owe a seam, having a look at any situation to say again.” 余会非呵呵道:“老钱这武道馆,隔音好。你靠后,咱们慢慢开门,欠个缝,看看啥情况再说。” Song clear nodded. 宋清点头。 Yu Huifei opens a slit slowly, they saw the ground to lie down many people, seemed like just shouting must kick that group of people in hall...... 余会非缓缓打开一道缝隙,他们看到地上躺了很多人,似乎是刚刚喊着要踢馆的那一批人…… As the gate opened, the pitiful yell sound exploded directly, frightens two people to tremble. 随着门开了,惨叫声直接炸了出来,吓得两人一哆嗦。 Simultaneously big eyeball lay in the crack in a door place, just saw them! 同时一只大眼珠子趴在了门缝处,刚好看到了他们！ „Runs...... Cao!” The Yu Huifei running character exits, finally the gate opened, two big hands extend, gave to catch Yu Huifei and Song clear. “跑……曹！”余会非跑字才出口,结果门开了,两只大手伸出来,一把将余会非和宋清也给抓了进去。 Yu Huifei called out: „Old White, stop!” 余会非叫道:“老白,住手！” However drinks White Impermanence that compels ignorant no matter so many, nearby the principle, directly charged into Song clear. 然而喝懵逼的白无常才不管那么多呢,就近原则,直接冲向了宋清。 Yu Huifei knows that the custom of White Impermanence, throws immediately, put Song clear the body. 余会非知道白无常的习惯,立刻扑了过去,扑在了宋清的身上。 Song clear just about to says: „Do you do?” 宋清刚要说:“你干嘛？” With saw White Impermanence to jump up the body of Yu Huifei, then brandished fist is being one pounds to the Yu Huifei back of the head! 跟着就见白无常跳上了余会非的身上,然后抡起拳头对着余会非的后脑就是一顿砸啊！ „Said, said that says......” “说不说,说不说,说不说……” Yu Huifei wants to avoid, does to him to raise the head each time, the back of the head is the raindrop attack, his head with installing the chicken of spring pondered over meter/rice robot, is being one pecks to Song clear the face...... 余会非想要避开,奈何每次他抬起头来,后脑就是雨点般的攻击,他的脑袋就跟安装了弹簧的小鸡琢磨米机器人似的,对着宋清的脸就是一顿啄啊…… „Do not move.” Song clear is about to disfigure by the face that the Yu Huifei tooth hit, hurried to grasp the head of Yu Huifei, pressed his head on the own face. “你别动了。”宋清被余会非牙齿撞的脸都快破相了,赶紧抱住余会非的脑袋,将他的脑袋压在自己的脸上。 Finally she shouted, White Impermanence saw her, following the slit was a fist! 结果她一喊,白无常看到她了,顺着缝隙就是一拳！ Bang! 砰！ In Song clear move...... 宋清中招…… Yu Huifei hurried to move the face, is keeping off her face. 余会非赶紧挪了挪脸,挡着她的脸。 At this moment, White Impermanence as if discovered that other goals, called to run. 就在这时,白无常似乎发现其他目标了,嗷嗷叫着跑了。 Yu Huifei then relaxes, said: „Does not need to thank me, when grandfather should.” 余会非这才松了口气,道:“不用谢我,当爷爷的应该的。” „Can you move away the hand?” Song clear shows the whites of the eyes. “那你能把手拿开了么？”宋清翻了个白眼。 Yu Huifei then discovered, own positive pressure in somewhere soft place. 余会非这才发现,自己的手正压在某处柔软的地方呢。 Do not misunderstand, is not the chest...... 别误会,不是胸口…… But to protect Song clear, hugged was too tight, made an effort on the brave general Song clear small waist to grasp a meat forcefully, the sore Song clear tears were about to fall. 而是为了护住宋清,抱的太紧了,用力过猛将宋清的小蛮腰上硬生生的抓了一把肉,疼的宋清眼泪都快掉下来了。 Yu Huifei really does not have other idea, he tricks to say seriously: „Do not move heedlessly, this just started. Now who moves who takes a beating......” 余会非真没别的想法,他一本正经的忽悠道:“别乱动,这才刚开始呢。现在谁动谁挨揍……” Song clear looked at other directions with the split vision, saw only, Cowherd with patting fly, wants to resist stubbornly gold/metal martial patted to fly, gold/metal military that charming face patted with blank slate, with rainbow that the nose blood spurted. 宋清用余光看了一眼其他的方向,只见,牛郎就跟拍苍蝇似的,将想顽抗一下的金则武拍飞了出去,金则武那张帅气的脸被拍的跟白板似的,鼻子鲜血喷的跟彩虹似的。 White Impermanence is, saw that who moved rushed one to hammer. 白无常则是,看到谁动了就冲上去一顿锤。 Not far away, Kṣitigarbha and Jonah are many they to lie in that obediently and honestly does not dare the move slightest. 不远处,地藏、乔纳多他们都趴在那,老老实实的不敢动弹分毫。 However evidently, Jonah many really drank, fell asleep. 不过看样子,乔纳多是真的喝多了,睡着了。 Other person really attires, eye turning round in that revolutions...... 其他人是真的装的,眼睛滴溜溜的在那转呢…… However even if so, except for Kṣitigarbha, others is eyelet azure! 不过纵然如此,除了地藏,其他人全都是乌眼青！ And White Impermanence incomparably chatted Chen Yue who came unable to escape by luck...... 就连和白无常无比聊得来的陈悦都没能幸免…… What is most hapless is money is correct, this fellow obviously is also wants to practice two with White Impermanence, the face gave to punch to distort, now is pouting to Song clear, makes the sound that breathed out. 最倒霉的还是钱有道,这家伙明显是还想跟白无常练两手来的,脸都给揍变形了,现在一个劲的对着宋清努着嘴,发出嘘的声音。 Hinted Song clear not to move...... 示意宋清千万别动…… Song scavenged: „Motionless, but moves away your cell phone, presses.” 宋清道:“不动可以,但是把你手机拿开,硌得慌。” Yu Huifei face one red...... 余会非老脸一红…… Song clear understood anything: „Shameless......” 宋清明白了什么:“无耻……” Yu Huifei to does not feel shameless, he also has no dirty/small error idea, because he knows, Song clear to him also the idea, two people was really the pure master grandson relates. 余会非到是不觉得无耻,他又没有什么龌蹉的想法,因为他知道,宋清对他也么想法,两人真的是纯洁的爷孙关系。 Therefore, Yu Huifei righteous say/way: „Is shameless, my is the body spontaneous reaction. I this condition, explain that now my health...... yeah, do not move, your moved is too exciting.” 所以,余会非理直气壮的道:“无耻个屁啊,我这是身体自然反应。我现在这状态,说明我身体健康……哎哎,你别动啊,你这一动太刺激了。” „Shut up!” Song Qingma, then does not dare to move. “闭嘴！”宋清骂了一句,然后也不敢动了。 Two people are up and down is lying...... 两人就这么一上一下的趴着…… That side one group of people hit for a half hour, gradually stops. 那边一群人足足打了半个小时,才逐渐消停下来。 When Cowherd and White Impermanence lay down, Yu Huifei then relaxes to sit: „Ok, got up. Do not feign death......” 等牛郎和白无常都躺下了,余会非这才松了口气坐了起来:“行了,都起来吧。别装死了……” Kṣitigarbha first jumped, collects to trace the breath of White Impermanence: „Fell asleep, without issue.” 地藏第一个跳了起来,凑过去摸了摸白无常的鼻息:“睡着了,没问题了。” Except that Jonah are many, others sat in abundance. 除了乔纳多,其他人纷纷坐了起来。 Yu Huifei then discovered: „Old Cui?” 余会非这才发现:“老崔呢？” The gate opened, Cui Jue say/way with a laugh: „Just went to bathroom...... everyone......, is very lively.” 门开了,崔珏笑呵呵的道:“刚刚上厕所了……大家……哎呀,挺热闹啊。” „Hehe, hit for about an hour, do you fall in the restroom?” Yu Huifei hehe said, he does not believe Cui Jue is goes to bathroom, is looked absolutely the symptom to did not slide ahead of time. “呵呵,打了将近一个小时,你掉厕所里啦？”余会非呵呵道,他才不信崔珏是上厕所呢,绝对是看苗头不对提前溜了。 However cannot blame Cui Jue, Yu Huifei not to slide...... 不过也不能怪崔珏,余会非不也溜了么…… Thinks of here, Yu Huifei looks at Song clear aggrieved. 想到这里,余会非哀怨的看着宋清。 Song clear also visits him aggrieved: „Made you profit, how do you also want?” 宋清也哀怨的看着他:“让你占便宜了,你还想咋？” „I rather do not profit, does not want to punch by this, the head opened quickly is destroyed.” Tracing back of the head that Yu Huifei grimaces. “我宁可不占便宜,也不想挨这顿揍啊,脑袋都快开被打碎了。”余会非呲牙咧嘴的摸了摸后脑勺。 Song clear saw this, collected to look. 宋清见此,凑了过去看了看。 The back of the head of Yu Huifei unexpectedly is the blood, obviously just White Impermanence started heavily. 余会非的后脑竟然都是血,显然刚刚白无常下手不轻啊。 Yu Huifei whispered: „Fuck, is not right, this wound does not seem like the fist to hit!” 余会非嘀咕道:“我曹,不对啊,这伤口不像是拳头打的啊！” ps: I also think that I sent, finally forgot, embarrassed. ps:我还以为我发出来了呢,结果忘记了,囧。