„Youfirstmakeyourmatterto go.”Liu Xincaught up with the personagain.
“你先去弄你的事情去吧。”柳歆再次赶人了。Yu Huifeiscratched the head, turns around.余会非挠挠头,转身走了。
But otherYu Huifeicome backin the afternoon, a vatfullcabbagealreadybycodeinwater jar! Bigstonepresses above, pressesallcabbagesstubbornly, cannot flutter.
只不过等余会非下午回来的时候,一缸满满的大白菜已经被码在水缸里了!一块大石头压在上面,将所有的白菜压的死死的,根本飘不起来。Yu Huifeismelledin the past, has the saltysaltflavor......余会非过去闻了闻,有咸盐的味道……
The Yu Huifeiforced smilesaid: „This is really...... anythinghas not neededmeto worry!”余会非苦笑道:“这还真是……啥都不用我操心啦!”Goes out, Yu Huifeisaw that Black and White Impermanence and Cui Juethreepeopleare fighting the landlord, Yu Huifeiask: „That...... does shemake?”
出门的时候,余会非就看到黑白无常以及崔珏三个人在斗地主,余会非问道:“那……她一个人弄的?”Threepeoplenod, thenshakes the head.
三人点头,然后摇头。FinallyCui Jueexplained: „Cabbagehedoes not feel relievedusto make, isheroneselfcodes, the salt is also heroneselfin addition, thatbigstone is also shemovesfromoutside. Wewerehelphermove back to the kitchento go the water jar......”
最后崔珏解释道:“白菜他不放心我们弄,都是她自己码的,盐也是她自己加的,就连那块大石头也是她从外面搬回来的。我们就是帮她把水缸搬回厨房去了……”Speaking ofthis, Cui Juecould not bearone: „Bigtreasure!”
说到这,崔珏又忍不住来了一句:“大宝贝!”Yu Huifeigrins, whispers: „Reallyfierce......”余会非咧咧嘴,嘀咕道:“真猛……”
The dinneralsohad the new trick, the onionscrambled the eggto add the garlicchrysanthemum coronarium...... in additionbasinred-roasthairtail.
晚饭又有新花样了,洋葱炒鸡蛋加蒜蓉茼蒿……外加一盆红烧带鱼。Thisin the evening, onegroup of fellowsate the brace......
这一晚上,一群家伙又吃撑了……Late at night, the backyard, after Yu Huifeirantenkilometers, lay downwithOx-Headand the otherson the rooflooks at the star.
后半夜,后院,余会非跑完了十公里后,和牛头等人躺在房顶上看星星。Ox-Headsaid: „Little Yu, Ithought that Liu Xinhas the issue.”牛头道:“小鱼啊,我觉得柳歆有问题。”Horse-Facealsonods saying: „Ialsodetected.”马面也点头道:“我也察觉了。”Say/Way that Yu Huifeiwonders: „Whatissuehas?”余会非纳闷的道:“有啥问题啊?”Ox-Headsaid: „Issuewas too big, thisgirlwill draw, will cultivate the broom, will also change the wicker basket, the key pointisto do a goodvegetable/dish! Rememberswill prepare foodwith emphasison, moreoverdoesis so delicious. Ifelt,thisinsidehas the plot.”牛头道:“问题太大了,这丫头会画画,会修扫把,还会改箩筐,重点是做的一手好菜!记住重点就是会做菜上,而且顿顿做的那么好吃。我觉得,这里面有阴谋。”Horse-Facefollowsto nod......马面跟着点头……Yu Huifeisaid: „Whatplot does thishave?”余会非道:“这有啥阴谋?”Black Impermanencehehesaid: „Little Yu, youhave not thought that herthesethreedaystrade the patternto dodelicioustous. The appetiteraisedto hold in the mouth, after shewalked, how can ourdayshave?”黑无常嘿嘿道:“小鱼啊,你就没想过,她这三天给我们换着花样做好吃的。胃口都养叼了,等她走了之后,咱们的日子可咋过啊?”Heardthissaying, the Yu Huifeiwhole persongawked.
听到这话,余会非整个人都愣了一下。White Impermanencesaid: „Yes, did shewalk...... younot to makeuscontinueto eat your tatteredcraftsmanship?”白无常道:“就是啊,她走了……你不会让我们继续吃你那破烂手艺吧?”Yu Huifeiwhitehiseyessaid: „Shuts out, youroneselfdoes!”余会非白了他一眼道:“嫌弃,你自己做去!”White Impermanencesaid: „Does not shut outyou, butis...... thisindeedis an issue. If she racket the buttockswalked, thatalsoextremely pit!...... Onmymouthcompliesin any case, inmystomachdoes not comply.”白无常道:“不是嫌弃你,而是……这的确是个问题啊。她要是拍拍屁股走了,那也太坑了!反正……我嘴上答应,我胃里也不答应。”Black Impermanencealsosaid: „I am also, Ifelt,youshouldthink the meansto remainher.”黑无常也道:“我也是,我觉得,你应该想办法把她留下来。”Ox-HeadandHorse-Facealsoraise hand.牛头和马面同时举手。Yu Huifeisaid: „Ialsothink that somewhere the issuewas...... yousayswas so simple?”余会非道:“我也想啊,问题是……哪有你们说的那么简单?”Horse-Facesaid: „Ihave thought that according toherheight, a gunnysackwas sufficient.”马面道:“我想过了,按照她的身高呢,一个麻袋够用了。”Yu Huifei: „Rolled...... whatagealsoto kidnaprolling.”余会非:“滚滚滚……什么年代了还绑票。”Ox-Headalsosaid: „Is...... Little Yu, Ithought that youcanpursue, ifwent well?”牛头也道:“就是……小鱼啊,我觉得你可以追一下,万一得手了呢?”Say/Way that Yu Huifeilooks distressed: „Whereis so easy?”余会非愁眉苦脸的道:“哪有那么容易啊?”„Does not try, howto knowgood?”Cui Jueopened the mouthsuddenly.
“不试试,怎么就知道不行呢?”崔珏忽然开口了。Yu HuifeidoubtlookstoCui Jue, Cui Juegrinssays with a smile: „Alsoremains for day, everyonetogetherdiligently.”余会非狐疑的看向崔珏,崔珏咧嘴一笑道:“还剩一天,大家一起努力吧。”Next day, Yu Huifeihas not gotten out of bed, felt that a big handseizedhisneck, thenheldhim, directlyhimaccording to washbasin.
第二天,余会非还没起床呢,就感觉一只大手掐住了他的脖子,然后就把他提溜了起来,直接将他按在了水盆里。Withshoe brush that brushes the shoesinsertedin the washbasin, is beingonescratchestohisface!
跟着一只刷鞋的鞋刷子插进了水盆里,对着他的脸就是一顿擦啊!„AiyaIhold!”Yu Huifeiraised the headsuddenly, yelled: „Does?”
“哎呀我操!”余会非猛然抬起头来,大叫道:“干啥?”„Otherink marks, make the best use of the time! The timeare not much!”Ox-Head said that brushtowardYu Huifeimay the facecollect, Yu Huifeilooks atthatbristlesamebrushes, said: „Are youbrush the faceorskin? Myoneselfcomes.”
“别墨迹,抓紧时间!时间不多了!”牛头说完,刷子又往余会非的可脸凑,余会非看着那一根根刚毛一样的刷子,道:“你这是刷脸还是去皮啊?我自己来。”Washes the face, Horse-Facehas carried a kitchen knifeto come.
洗完脸,马面已经拎着一把菜刀进来了。Yu Huifeiscreamed: „Fuck, do youdo?”余会非尖叫道:“我曹,你又干嘛?”Horse-Facehehesaid with a smile: „Little Yu, should not be excited, youfelt relieved! Brother Mathisknife skilloldwas skilled and ensure under the blade the wooldoes not have!”马面嘿嘿笑道:“小鱼啊,你别激动,你放心!马哥这刀法老熟练了,保证刀下毛没!”Yu Huifeistepped up the pants crotchsubconsciously......余会非下意识的加紧了裤裆……Horse-Facetwoturnsaid: „It is not that Ishavetoyou.”马面两眼一翻道:“不是那个,我给你刮刮胡子。”Yu Huifeiscoldsdirectly: „Shavesyouto use the kitchen knife?”余会非直接开骂:“刮胡子你用菜刀?”Horse-Facefaceproperasking: „MythatalsohasGreen Dragon Crescent Blade......”马面一脸正经的问道:“我那还有青龙偃月刀……”„Rolls...... myoneselfto comerolling!”
“滚滚滚……我自己来!”Yu Huifeihurriedto find the razorto shave......余会非赶紧找到刮胡刀刮胡子……Shaves, Yu Huifeipulled outbyOx-Head, saw onlyin the backyardto pile up with the flower!
刮完胡子,余会非就被牛头拉出去了,只见后院里堆满了花!
The Yu Huifeiwhole personwas scared: „Where does this...... come?”余会非整个人都傻眼了:“这……哪来的?”Horse-Faceincomparablyproudsay/way: „Ifound, onthat sidehill. Maybe many...... weto be casual the lane. Iremember,yourhumanseeks a mate to give the flower, how do youhave a look attheseflowers?”马面无比骄傲的道:“我找到的,就在那边的小山上。可多了……我们就随便弄了点。我记得,你们人类求偶是要送花的,你看看这些花咋样?”Yu Huifeitakes up a bigwhite bloomto come to see, is notreallyflower, the paperdoes, under the floweralsohas the character......余会非拿起一朵大白花来看了看,不是真花,纸做的,花下面还有字呢……Did not needto look, on the Yu Huifeiforeheadhas hung all over the heavy line: „Big brother...... your picksfrom the wreath?”
不用看了,余会非脑门上已经挂满了黑线了:“大哥……你这又是从花圈上摘的吧?”Horse-Facelooksair/QiYu Huifei that tremblessaid: „Brothers, does not usesuchexcitedly. However, howyouknow that my ispicksfrom the wreath?”马面看着气的直哆嗦的余会非道:“兄弟一场,不用这么激动。不过,你怎么知道我这是从花圈上摘的?”Yu Huifeimustcollapseat the scene, couldn't thishave looked? Thinks that he is also hellYin God?余会非当场都要崩溃了,这还看不出来么?难道以为他也是地府阴神么?At this timeWhite ImpermanenceandBlack Impermanencecame back, thesetwogoodspassing through the gateare shouting: „Quickly, enters the roomin a big hurry!”
这时候白无常和黑无常回来了,这两货一进门就嚷嚷着:“快快快,进屋!”Yu Huifeihas not done the clearsituation, listens tohumming sound the soundto be lingering on faintly, flushedlike the smalldark cloudcommonhorsecolonywithonegroup.余会非还没搞明白情况呢,就听嗡嗡之声不绝于耳,跟着一团如同小乌云一般的马蜂群冲了进来。Yu Huifeiturns aroundto runwithout delay, simultaneouslyscolded: „Did youpull out the honeycomb? Thistimealsoled the victim? You...... myday!”余会非二话不说转身就跑,同时骂道:“你们又去掏蜂窝了?这次还把苦主带回来了?你们……我日啊!”Waitedfor a long time, the hornetdiverges.
等了许久,马蜂才散去。Howeverthistime, Yu Huifeiis not lucky, the hornetcomeswas too quick, herunswithout enough time, onfacebyhibernation of insectsseverallarge packages.
不过这一次,余会非就没那么幸运了,马蜂来的太快了,他跑都来不及,脸上被蛰了好几个大包。
Others are also similar, one by onewithdisfiguring one's face.
其他人也差不多,一个个的都跟毁容了似的。RunsquicklyonCui Jue, has not been injured, is looking ateveryoneat this momentwith a laugh.
就崔珏跑得快,没受伤,此时此刻正笑呵呵的看着大家呢。Yu Huifeiis smiling bitterlyto saytoeveryone: „Elder brothers, Iknow that youare goodtome, wantsto helpmepick up the little girl, but...... Iaskedyou, youlet offme! Ialsowantto live for severaldays.”余会非对着大家苦笑道:“哥哥们,我知道你们对我好,想帮我泡妞,但是……我求求你们了,你们放过我吧!我还想多活几天呢。”Peopleawkwardscratches the head......
众人一阵尴尬的挠头……Ox-Headsaid: „This...... wereallywantto helpyou. Right, ouris not good, howeverOld Cuiabsolutely!”牛头道:“这……我们真的只是想帮帮你。对了,我们的不行,但是老崔的绝对可以!”Yu Huifeistares, looked that saidtoalwaysexperiencedCui Jue: „Old Cui, did youdo?”余会非一愣,看向一向老成持重的崔珏道:“老崔,你又干啥了?”Cui Juesaid with a smile: „No, was...... un...... helpsyouwrite a love letter.”崔珏笑道:“没啥,就是……嗯……帮你写了一封情书。”Yu Huifeionehear, the brainskin of whole personwas aboutto blast out, wailed saying: „Brother...... love letter?”余会非一听,整个人的脑皮都快炸开了,哀嚎道:“老哥……情书呢?”Cui Juesaid: „...... Forced in the Liu Xincrack in a door. Un...... does not know that herhas awaked.”崔珏道:“啊……塞进柳歆的门缝里了。嗯……不知道她醒没醒。”Yu Huifeionehear, flushedwithout delay, tramples the back door, directly soars the Liu Xinentrance.余会非一听,二话不说冲了出去,一脚踹开后门,直奔柳歆的门口。
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