TRRLB :: Volume #1

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You first make your matter to go.” Liu Xin caught up with the person again. “你先去弄你的事情去吧。”柳歆再次赶人了。 Yu Huifei scratched the head, turns around. 余会非挠挠头,转身走了。 But other Yu Huifei come back in the afternoon, a vat full cabbage already by code in water jar! Big stone presses above, presses all cabbages stubbornly, cannot flutter. 只不过等余会非下午回来的时候,一缸满满的大白菜已经被码在水缸里了!一块大石头压在上面,将所有的白菜压的死死的,根本飘不起来。 Yu Huifei smelled in the past, has the salty salt flavor...... 余会非过去闻了闻,有咸盐的味道…… The Yu Huifei forced smile said: This is really...... anything has not needed me to worry!” 余会非苦笑道:“这还真是……啥都不用我操心啦!” Goes out, Yu Huifei saw that Black and White Impermanence and Cui Jue three people are fighting the landlord, Yu Huifei ask: That...... does she make?” 出门的时候,余会非就看到黑白无常以及崔珏三个人在斗地主,余会非问道:“那……她一个人弄的?” Three people nod, then shakes the head. 三人点头,然后摇头。 Finally Cui Jue explained: Cabbage he does not feel relieved us to make, is her oneself codes, the salt is also her oneself in addition, that big stone is also she moves from outside. We were help her move back to the kitchen to go the water jar......” 最后崔珏解释道:“白菜他不放心我们弄,都是她自己码的,盐也是她自己加的,就连那块大石头也是她从外面搬回来的。我们就是帮她把水缸搬回厨房去了……” Speaking of this, Cui Jue could not bear one: Big treasure!” 说到这,崔珏又忍不住来了一句:“大宝贝!” Yu Huifei grins, whispers: Really fierce......” 余会非咧咧嘴,嘀咕道:“真猛……” The dinner also had the new trick, the onion scrambled the egg to add the garlic chrysanthemum coronarium...... in addition basin red-roast hairtail. 晚饭又有新花样了,洋葱炒鸡蛋加蒜蓉茼蒿……外加一盆红烧带鱼。 This in the evening, one group of fellows ate the brace...... 这一晚上,一群家伙又吃撑了…… Late at night, the backyard, after Yu Huifei ran ten kilometers, lay down with Ox-Head and the others on the roof looks at the star. 后半夜,后院,余会非跑完了十公里后,和牛头等人躺在房顶上看星星。 Ox-Head said: Little Yu, I thought that Liu Xin has the issue.” 牛头道:“小鱼啊,我觉得柳歆有问题。” Horse-Face also nods saying: I also detected.” 马面也点头道:“我也察觉了。” Say/Way that Yu Huifei wonders: What issue has?” 余会非纳闷的道:“有啥问题啊?” Ox-Head said: Issue was too big, this girl will draw, will cultivate the broom, will also change the wicker basket, the key point is to do a good vegetable/dish! Remembers will prepare food with emphasis on, moreover does is so delicious. I felt, this inside has the plot.” 牛头道:“问题太大了,这丫头会画画,会修扫把,还会改箩筐,重点是做的一手好菜!记住重点就是会做菜上,而且顿顿做的那么好吃。我觉得,这里面有阴谋。” Horse-Face follows to nod...... 马面跟着点头…… Yu Huifei said: What plot does this have?” 余会非道:“这有啥阴谋?” Black Impermanence hehe said: Little Yu, you have not thought that her these three days trade the pattern to do delicious to us. The appetite raised to hold in the mouth, after she walked, how can our days have?” 黑无常嘿嘿道:“小鱼啊,你就没想过,她这三天给我们换着花样做好吃的。胃口都养叼了,等她走了之后,咱们的日子可咋过啊?” Heard this saying, the Yu Huifei whole person gawked. 听到这话,余会非整个人都愣了一下。 White Impermanence said: Yes, did she walk...... you not to make us continue to eat your tattered craftsmanship?” 白无常道:“就是啊,她走了……你不会让我们继续吃你那破烂手艺吧?” Yu Huifei white his eyes said: Shuts out, your oneself does!” 余会非白了他一眼道:“嫌弃,你自己做去!” White Impermanence said: Does not shut out you, but is...... this indeed is an issue. If she racket the buttocks walked, that also extremely pit!...... On my mouth complies in any case, in my stomach does not comply.” 白无常道:“不是嫌弃你,而是……这的确是个问题啊。她要是拍拍屁股走了,那也太坑了!反正……我嘴上答应,我胃里也不答应。” Black Impermanence also said: I am also, I felt, you should think the means to remain her.” 黑无常也道:“我也是,我觉得,你应该想办法把她留下来。” Ox-Head and Horse-Face also raise hand. 牛头马面同时举手。 Yu Huifei said: I also think that some where the issue was...... you says was so simple?” 余会非道:“我也想啊,问题是……哪有你们说的那么简单?” Horse-Face said: I have thought that according to her height, a gunnysack was sufficient.” 马面道:“我想过了,按照她的身高呢,一个麻袋够用了。” Yu Huifei: Rolled...... what age also to kidnap rolling.” 余会非:“滚滚滚……什么年代了还绑票。” Ox-Head also said: Is...... Little Yu, I thought that you can pursue, if went well?” 牛头也道:“就是……小鱼啊,我觉得你可以追一下,万一得手了呢?” Say/Way that Yu Huifei looks distressed: Where is so easy?” 余会非愁眉苦脸的道:“哪有那么容易啊?” Does not try, how to know good?” Cui Jue opened the mouth suddenly. “不试试,怎么就知道不行呢?”崔珏忽然开口了。 Yu Huifei doubt looks to Cui Jue, Cui Jue grins says with a smile: Also remains for day, everyone together diligently.” 余会非狐疑的看向崔珏,崔珏咧嘴一笑道:“还剩一天,大家一起努力吧。” Next day, Yu Huifei has not gotten out of bed, felt that a big hand seized his neck, then held him, directly him according to washbasin. 第二天,余会非还没起床呢,就感觉一只大手掐住了他的脖子,然后就把他提溜了起来,直接将他按在了水盆里。 With shoe brush that brushes the shoes inserted in the washbasin, is being one scratches to his face! 跟着一只刷鞋的鞋刷子插进了水盆里,对着他的脸就是一顿擦啊! Aiya I hold!” Yu Huifei raised the head suddenly, yelled: Does?” “哎呀我操!”余会非猛然抬起头来,大叫道:“干啥?” Other ink marks, make the best use of the time! The time are not much!” Ox-Head said that brush toward Yu Huifei may the face collect, Yu Huifei looks at that bristle same brushes, said: „Are you brush the face or skin? My oneself comes.” “别墨迹,抓紧时间!时间不多了!”牛头说完,刷子又往余会非的可脸凑,余会非看着那一根根刚毛一样的刷子,道:“你这是刷脸还是去皮啊?我自己来。” Washes the face, Horse-Face has carried a kitchen knife to come. 洗完脸,马面已经拎着一把菜刀进来了。 Yu Huifei screamed: Fuck, do you do?” 余会非尖叫道:“我曹,你又干嘛?” Horse-Face hehe said with a smile: Little Yu, should not be excited, you felt relieved! Brother Ma this knife skill old was skilled and ensure under the blade the wool does not have!” 马面嘿嘿笑道:“小鱼啊,你别激动,你放心!马哥这刀法老熟练了,保证刀下毛没!” Yu Huifei stepped up the pants crotch subconsciously...... 余会非下意识的加紧了裤裆…… Horse-Face two turn said: „It is not that I shave to you.” 马面两眼一翻道:“不是那个,我给你刮刮胡子。” Yu Huifei scolds directly: Shaves you to use the kitchen knife?” 余会非直接开骂:“刮胡子你用菜刀?” Horse-Face face proper asking: My that also has Green Dragon Crescent Blade......” 马面一脸正经的问道:“我那还有青龙偃月刀……” Rolls...... my oneself to come rolling!” “滚滚滚……我自己来!” Yu Huifei hurried to find the razor to shave...... 余会非赶紧找到刮胡刀刮胡子…… Shaves, Yu Huifei pulled out by Ox-Head, saw only in the backyard to pile up with the flower! 刮完胡子,余会非就被牛头拉出去了,只见后院里堆满了花! The Yu Huifei whole person was scared: Where does this...... come?” 余会非整个人都傻眼了:“这……哪来的?” Horse-Face incomparably proud say/way: I found, on that side hill. May be many...... we to be casual the lane. I remember, your human seeks a mate to give the flower, how do you have a look at these flowers?” 马面无比骄傲的道:“我找到的,就在那边的小山上。可多了……我们就随便弄了点。我记得,你们人类求偶是要送花的,你看看这些花咋样?” Yu Huifei takes up a big white bloom to come to see, is not really flower, the paper does, under the flower also has the character...... 余会非拿起一朵大白花来看了看,不是真花,纸做的,花下面还有字呢…… Did not need to look, on the Yu Huifei forehead has hung all over the heavy line: Big brother...... your picks from the wreath?” 不用看了,余会非脑门上已经挂满了黑线了:“大哥……你这又是从花圈上摘的吧?” Horse-Face looks air/Qi Yu Huifei that trembles said: Brothers, does not use such excitedly. However, how you know that my is picks from the wreath?” 马面看着气的直哆嗦的余会非道:“兄弟一场,不用这么激动。不过,你怎么知道我这是从花圈上摘的?” Yu Huifei must collapse at the scene, couldn't this have looked? Thinks that he is also hell Yin God? 余会非当场都要崩溃了,这还看不出来么?难道以为他也是地府阴神么? At this time White Impermanence and Black Impermanence came back, these two goods passing through the gate are shouting: Quickly, enters the room in a big hurry!” 这时候白无常黑无常回来了,这两货一进门就嚷嚷着:“快快快,进屋!” Yu Huifei has not done the clear situation, listens to humming sound the sound to be lingering on faintly, flushed like the small dark cloud common horse colony with one group. 余会非还没搞明白情况呢,就听嗡嗡之声不绝于耳,跟着一团如同小乌云一般的马蜂群冲了进来。 Yu Huifei turns around to run without delay, simultaneously scolded: „Did you pull out the honeycomb? This time also led the victim? You...... my day!” 余会非二话不说转身就跑,同时骂道:“你们又去掏蜂窝了?这次还把苦主带回来了?你们……我日啊!” Waited for a long time, the hornet diverges. 等了许久,马蜂才散去。 However this time, Yu Huifei is not lucky, the hornet comes was too quick, he runs without enough time, on face by hibernation of insects several large packages. 不过这一次,余会非就没那么幸运了,马蜂来的太快了,他跑都来不及,脸上被蛰了好几个大包。 Others are also similar, one by one with disfiguring one's face. 其他人也差不多,一个个的都跟毁容了似的。 Runs quickly on Cui Jue, has not been injured, is looking at everyone at this moment with a laugh. 崔珏跑得快,没受伤,此时此刻正笑呵呵的看着大家呢。 Yu Huifei is smiling bitterly to say to everyone: Elder brothers, I know that you are good to me, wants to help me pick up the little girl, but...... I asked you, you let off me! I also want to live for several days.” 余会非对着大家苦笑道:“哥哥们,我知道你们对我好,想帮我泡妞,但是……我求求你们了,你们放过我吧!我还想多活几天呢。” People awkward scratches the head...... 众人一阵尴尬的挠头…… Ox-Head said: This...... we really want to help you. Right, our is not good, however Old Cui absolutely!” 牛头道:“这……我们真的只是想帮帮你。对了,我们的不行,但是老崔的绝对可以!” Yu Huifei stares, looked that said to always experienced Cui Jue: Old Cui, did you do?” 余会非一愣,看向一向老成持重的崔珏道:“老崔,你又干啥了?” Cui Jue said with a smile: No, was...... un...... helps you write a love letter.” 崔珏笑道:“没啥,就是……嗯……帮你写了一封情书。” Yu Huifei one hear, the brain skin of whole person was about to blast out, wailed saying: Brother...... love letter?” 余会非一听,整个人的脑皮都快炸开了,哀嚎道:“老哥……情书呢?” Cui Jue said: „...... Forced in the Liu Xin crack in a door. Un...... does not know that her has awaked.” 崔珏道:“啊……塞进柳歆的门缝里了。嗯……不知道她醒没醒。” Yu Huifei one hear, flushed without delay, tramples the back door, directly soars the Liu Xin entrance. 余会非一听,二话不说冲了出去,一脚踹开后门,直奔柳歆的门口。
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